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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:30,817 --> 00:01:32,045 Fuck! 2 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,009 Okay, you caught me. 3 00:01:43,196 --> 00:01:44,185 I mean... 4 00:01:44,398 --> 00:01:47,128 men are not the only ones who like to whack off like zoo monkeys. 5 00:01:47,601 --> 00:01:50,399 Why isn't it okay for girls to just like fucking? 6 00:01:50,737 --> 00:01:53,638 If you could have sex once a week, no attachments, no expectations... 7 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,367 ...just straight up fucking, would you? - I like fucking. 8 00:01:58,078 --> 00:02:00,876 I like it a lot. Who doesn't? 9 00:02:01,348 --> 00:02:03,543 But people make such a big deal out of it. 10 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:06,810 And there's so much emphasis placed on appearance. 11 00:02:07,154 --> 00:02:11,215 I don't know why. I've had sex with fat girls and skinny girls... 12 00:02:11,692 --> 00:02:13,523 ...it's really all the same. - I know... 13 00:02:14,394 --> 00:02:16,658 that everyone is a little... 14 00:02:17,297 --> 00:02:20,198 self-conscious about how good they are in bed... 15 00:02:20,534 --> 00:02:24,026 and I was never really, I guess, great in bed because... 16 00:02:24,237 --> 00:02:26,671 I didn't read Cosmo's latest article on how to please my man... 17 00:02:26,873 --> 00:02:29,467 because I don't read those magazine articles and, quite frankly... 18 00:02:29,676 --> 00:02:31,906 I haven't really been too concerned about pleasing him. 19 00:02:32,112 --> 00:02:34,444 Fuck me. I blew a great setup. 20 00:02:34,648 --> 00:02:36,343 Did you ever fuck something up and you knew you were fucking it up... 21 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:37,949 but you did it anyway? 22 00:02:38,151 --> 00:02:39,914 Maybe she fucked it up. 23 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,782 I don't know. I'll let you people decide. My opinion is biased. 24 00:02:42,989 --> 00:02:45,150 I don't why there's this myth that women get dependent on men. 25 00:02:45,459 --> 00:02:48,326 I mean, every day in America some guy snaps and kills his girlfriend. 26 00:02:48,528 --> 00:02:51,429 They gotta get restraining orders taken out against them all the time. 27 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:55,089 Women never do that. Oh, you think you're immune, pal? 28 00:02:55,302 --> 00:02:58,396 Well, brother, you just haven't met the girl you wanna fuck and kill someday. 29 00:02:58,605 --> 00:02:59,833 You're a fucking asshole! 30 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,270 I was trying to tell you how much I love, for fuck's sake! 31 00:03:02,476 --> 00:03:05,502 - How, if you think I'm fat? Thanks! - I didn't say that. You're nuts. 32 00:03:05,712 --> 00:03:07,646 - You're paranoid. You realize that? - No, you're the one that's paranoid. 33 00:03:07,848 --> 00:03:10,646 You're the one that gets pissed off every time Damien comes here. 34 00:03:10,851 --> 00:03:12,876 - Grow up! - Listen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 35 00:03:13,086 --> 00:03:15,111 you got insulted by my attempt to compliment you. 36 00:03:15,322 --> 00:03:18,416 But if you're gonna bring up your ex-boyfriend, at least understand... 37 00:03:18,692 --> 00:03:21,252 ...why I wan to punch him in the face! - What the hell is that? 38 00:03:21,461 --> 00:03:24,555 A woman's place in procreation has always been to attract a man: 39 00:03:24,765 --> 00:03:26,562 big tits, small waist and round ass. 40 00:03:26,767 --> 00:03:29,531 And you're really sensitive about that shit being in its proper place. 41 00:03:29,736 --> 00:03:33,035 - I'm not even half as sensitive! - Okay, tell me that I gained 5 pounds! 42 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,174 If I get a new haircut and you didn't notice, would I give a shit? No! 43 00:03:35,375 --> 00:03:38,344 I do not like to be insulted, no, but that has nothing to do... 44 00:03:38,545 --> 00:03:40,945 with you wanting to punch somebody in the God damned face! 45 00:03:41,148 --> 00:03:42,740 You tell me that you love me 'cause I'm so manly. 46 00:03:42,949 --> 00:03:44,507 This is it, this is the whole package. 47 00:03:44,718 --> 00:03:46,913 Oh, shut the fuck up! 48 00:03:47,521 --> 00:03:48,681 What a mess! 49 00:03:49,489 --> 00:03:52,458 How do two people end up talking to each other like that? 50 00:03:53,059 --> 00:03:55,755 Let me rewind to the very, very beginning. 51 00:04:06,907 --> 00:04:09,432 LA's real interesting, but it ain't cheap, huh? 52 00:04:09,643 --> 00:04:11,474 I'm down to my last hundred. What'd you got? 53 00:04:11,678 --> 00:04:16,206 76... no, 72 bucks. 54 00:04:16,817 --> 00:04:18,648 I bought your cigarettes. 55 00:04:20,153 --> 00:04:21,450 Fuck. 56 00:04:22,055 --> 00:04:23,317 I don't understand... 57 00:04:23,523 --> 00:04:26,390 we've been here like a month. We should've found jobs by now. 58 00:04:26,593 --> 00:04:28,925 It's the concrete companies here, they just hire migrant workers. 59 00:04:29,129 --> 00:04:30,118 It's bullshit. 60 00:04:32,232 --> 00:04:35,463 You think California was a bad idea? 61 00:04:36,136 --> 00:04:38,036 Couple guys like us, we'll get something going. 62 00:04:38,605 --> 00:04:40,596 Well, we better get something going soon. 63 00:04:40,907 --> 00:04:43,774 We don't have even have enough money to get friggin' drunk! 64 00:04:45,245 --> 00:04:48,271 When was the last time we went into a fancy hotel bar... 65 00:04:48,481 --> 00:04:51,780 ran up a huge tab and then just bolted? 66 00:04:51,985 --> 00:04:53,680 Shit. Months? 67 00:04:54,855 --> 00:04:57,119 Come on, this is the kind of sun shit we always talked about doing. 68 00:04:57,324 --> 00:04:58,723 Fun shit you always talked about doing. 69 00:04:58,925 --> 00:05:00,620 I'm only going along to make sure you're okay. 70 00:05:00,827 --> 00:05:02,920 Haven't you ever wanted complete control in bed? 71 00:05:03,129 --> 00:05:04,619 They'll have to do whatever we say, it'll be amazing. 72 00:05:04,831 --> 00:05:06,560 How do you even know how to find male prostitutes? 73 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:07,755 Please tell me you didn't go on the Internet. 74 00:05:07,968 --> 00:05:10,334 No, no, there's this hotel downtown. It has a lounge. 75 00:05:10,537 --> 00:05:11,526 That's what it's famous for. 76 00:05:11,738 --> 00:05:13,296 This woman at my salon was telling me all about it. 77 00:05:13,506 --> 00:05:17,067 You go down there, you see the guys and pick out the one you want. 78 00:05:17,277 --> 00:05:18,710 Sounds very romantic. 79 00:05:19,746 --> 00:05:22,772 - How's your black eye by the way? - Not so bad. I keep covering it up. 80 00:05:23,783 --> 00:05:26,411 How do you even do it? God, you're like Houdini. 81 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:29,054 I keep 'em pre-tied in my nightstand and I just slip them on. 82 00:05:30,090 --> 00:05:32,456 Well, that's you, babe. Very efficient. 83 00:05:53,947 --> 00:05:57,815 Stanny, think that security guy's onto us. 84 00:05:58,518 --> 00:06:01,487 Joe, we've done this to every fancy hotel in NY for what, ten years? 85 00:06:01,688 --> 00:06:03,553 You think some LA rent-a-cop's gonna bust us? 86 00:06:03,757 --> 00:06:04,985 We shouldn't be doing this. 87 00:06:05,191 --> 00:06:07,682 They charge us like seven bucks for a beer. 88 00:06:07,961 --> 00:06:10,794 That's ripping people off. We're just making shit even. 89 00:06:11,131 --> 00:06:13,156 The guy will think that we're so desperate to get laid that... 90 00:06:13,366 --> 00:06:16,665 Stop it! God! They're gonna be so excited. 91 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:19,395 They usually have to do it with a bunch of disgusting old women. 92 00:06:20,307 --> 00:06:23,071 - They're gonna think that we... - They're whores! They're prostitutes. 93 00:06:23,276 --> 00:06:26,768 If anyone has issues with their self-image, it's them, not you. 94 00:06:28,615 --> 00:06:30,412 Oh yeah. 95 00:06:30,617 --> 00:06:34,951 - Check it out. Check that shit out! - Wait, wait! 96 00:06:35,155 --> 00:06:37,248 - Please don't. We should... - Hey there. 97 00:06:37,457 --> 00:06:41,223 - Hey. - Hi. California is a friendly place. 98 00:06:41,428 --> 00:06:43,453 Yeah, we're not used to two beautiful girls... 99 00:06:43,663 --> 00:06:47,258 ...just walking right up to us. - So, you two boys have names? 100 00:06:47,467 --> 00:06:51,460 - Yeah, I'm Joe. This is Stanny. - This is Christi Ann. I'm Donna. 101 00:06:51,671 --> 00:06:53,434 Hello, Joe and Stanley. 102 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,835 No, it's not Stanley, it's Stanny. There's no "L". 103 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:59,307 Oh, Stanny. Does it really matter now? 104 00:06:59,512 --> 00:07:01,377 So, where are you girls from and stuff? 105 00:07:01,915 --> 00:07:03,507 Up in the hills, Laurel Canyon. 106 00:07:03,717 --> 00:07:05,344 We just moved to town. 107 00:07:05,552 --> 00:07:09,784 Oh, a couple of regular guys new in town looking to meet people. 108 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:12,857 Yeah. Yeah, we're both in construction. 109 00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:16,119 Time's a little slow right now, but we'll get something going soon. 110 00:07:16,329 --> 00:07:19,264 - Just trying to get by, huh? - Construction workers. 111 00:07:19,933 --> 00:07:21,525 Are you girls like models or something? 112 00:07:21,735 --> 00:07:23,862 You don't have to belittle us, we don't usually do this. 113 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:26,095 Let's grab a table. 114 00:07:28,008 --> 00:07:30,909 What, do you work out? I work out a lot. 115 00:07:31,244 --> 00:07:33,337 But usually I get enough of a workout on the job. 116 00:07:33,980 --> 00:07:37,108 We work with concrete. Shit's heavy. 117 00:07:37,317 --> 00:07:40,377 Yes, look, we wanted manly men... but you're overdoing it... 118 00:07:40,587 --> 00:07:43,556 with the blue collar routine. 119 00:07:44,924 --> 00:07:48,758 - Is that Drakkar you're wearing? - Yep. Thanks. 120 00:07:48,962 --> 00:07:52,295 - So, what do you do for a living? - I'm a writer. 121 00:07:52,632 --> 00:07:54,065 Really? Like books and shit? 122 00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:56,394 Screenwriter, like movies and shit. 123 00:07:56,603 --> 00:07:58,935 Get out of here! That's so cool. 124 00:07:59,139 --> 00:08:00,936 I mean, what have I seen that you wrote? 125 00:08:01,841 --> 00:08:05,800 Nothing yet. None of my scripts have been turned into movies yet. 126 00:08:06,012 --> 00:08:08,446 Well, you gotta start by writing it first, right? 127 00:08:08,648 --> 00:08:12,140 - What about you? What do you do? - Christi Ann is a clothing designer. 128 00:08:12,352 --> 00:08:15,981 - She designed this. - Really? Very nice. 129 00:08:16,189 --> 00:08:17,952 Shit! Christi Ann, I totally forgot. 130 00:08:18,158 --> 00:08:19,147 I was in this coffee shop... 131 00:08:19,359 --> 00:08:21,350 and I saw a woman wearing one of your new shirts. 132 00:08:21,561 --> 00:08:23,085 - Really? - Man! 133 00:08:23,296 --> 00:08:25,730 Somebody took your shit from the Laundromat? 134 00:08:25,932 --> 00:08:27,797 That happened to me. Remember that, Stanny? 135 00:08:28,001 --> 00:08:30,128 Somebody just took my stuff from the dryer... 136 00:08:30,336 --> 00:08:33,863 and then we see this guy from two floors up wearing my sweatpants! 137 00:08:34,107 --> 00:08:38,476 No, Joe, she's saying that she makes clothes. She made this here. 138 00:08:38,912 --> 00:08:43,906 - Oh, you invent clothes! - Yes, I invent clothes. 139 00:08:44,117 --> 00:08:47,382 In fact, people were running around naked before until I came along. 140 00:08:47,587 --> 00:08:49,179 I have to go to the bathroom. 141 00:08:53,893 --> 00:08:58,091 I'll be... right back. 142 00:09:02,802 --> 00:09:06,431 California girls, man. They're fucking unbelievable! 143 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:08,630 Okay, what about the bill? 144 00:09:10,110 --> 00:09:12,874 - I think we should hire them. - Shut up! 145 00:09:13,079 --> 00:09:14,603 You flirted, you got your twisted affirmation. 146 00:09:14,814 --> 00:09:15,974 I think we should get out of here. 147 00:09:16,182 --> 00:09:17,877 Look, I'm inviting Stanny back to the house. 148 00:09:18,084 --> 00:09:20,814 If you don't wanna sleep with Joe, you don't have to. 149 00:09:26,059 --> 00:09:29,290 I got it. I'll make it look like I left my wallet back at the motel. 150 00:09:29,496 --> 00:09:31,726 These girls come here all the time. They can cover us. 151 00:09:31,931 --> 00:09:33,091 No, that ain't right, man. 152 00:09:33,299 --> 00:09:35,267 Why don't we just stick the hotel with the bill and split? 153 00:09:35,468 --> 00:09:37,402 These girls shouldn't... 154 00:09:37,904 --> 00:09:41,965 I... I think I left my wallet back at my motel. 155 00:09:42,175 --> 00:09:44,735 Sure you did. Why don't I just get this round? 156 00:09:45,111 --> 00:09:48,877 So, how do you boys wanna do this? Should we get a room upstairs or? 157 00:09:49,816 --> 00:09:51,511 Why don't we just go back to my house... 158 00:09:51,718 --> 00:09:54,278 and we can fool around up there? 159 00:09:55,255 --> 00:09:56,779 Okay. 160 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:02,519 Let me show you my room. 161 00:10:03,596 --> 00:10:05,188 Wow! 162 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:10,394 - Is this your parents' house? - No. 163 00:10:11,237 --> 00:10:14,934 No, it's Donna's house. I just live here. 164 00:10:17,477 --> 00:10:21,641 Wow, you must come home everyday and do this, huh? 165 00:10:23,483 --> 00:10:26,418 - No. - If I lived here, I would. 166 00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:35,921 - You like it rough, don't you? - Yeah! 167 00:10:36,129 --> 00:10:38,120 Boy, did you pick the right guy! 168 00:10:39,899 --> 00:10:41,662 Punish me, I'm bad! 169 00:10:42,368 --> 00:10:44,393 Look, this was all my friend's idea. I... 170 00:10:45,772 --> 00:10:47,364 I don't think I can do this. 171 00:10:47,774 --> 00:10:50,902 You must have a fancy bar or something around here, right? 172 00:10:51,778 --> 00:10:53,370 Oh, perfect. 173 00:10:56,015 --> 00:10:57,744 Perfect. 174 00:11:00,086 --> 00:11:03,021 You don't wanna have sex? That's fine. 175 00:11:03,223 --> 00:11:06,522 Your friend, Donna... 176 00:11:07,093 --> 00:11:10,756 she needs to get laid. You, Christi Ann... 177 00:11:11,364 --> 00:11:13,229 you need to get drunk. 178 00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:17,765 - What, you wanna get me drunk? - No, I wanna get me drunk. 179 00:11:17,971 --> 00:11:21,498 But I can tell you're one of those, you know, uptight people... 180 00:11:21,708 --> 00:11:25,109 that I love to help out by getting them good and hammered. 181 00:11:25,812 --> 00:11:27,575 So, here's the deal: 182 00:11:28,815 --> 00:11:31,306 for every two drinks that I have... 183 00:11:31,818 --> 00:11:37,415 you gotta have one, until you're either puking or laughing. 184 00:11:46,232 --> 00:11:51,636 - Yeah! Yeah! - You like that, don't you, nasty? 185 00:11:56,709 --> 00:12:01,476 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 186 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:07,314 - You're so bad. - You're the man! You're the man! 187 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,249 I was 15 years old... 188 00:12:09,455 --> 00:12:14,916 I'd been jerking off two years straight, dreaming of this moment. 189 00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:17,155 And the second she goes to kiss it... 190 00:12:17,797 --> 00:12:21,358 my dick just starts like, flapping all over the place! 191 00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:23,762 And she looks up at me, all freaked out. 192 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:28,304 At the same time, whack! My dick hits her right in the jaw. 193 00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:35,105 You're gonna make me come! 194 00:12:35,815 --> 00:12:37,646 Oh, my God! 195 00:12:38,951 --> 00:12:41,419 - Do you want some water? - Sure. 196 00:12:41,621 --> 00:12:43,282 - Do you like that? - Oh yeah. 197 00:12:43,489 --> 00:12:46,981 I go to the gynecologist like a week later, 'cause I felt uncomfortable. 198 00:12:47,193 --> 00:12:49,753 I know the doctor's gonna know it's cause I lost my virginity... 199 00:12:49,962 --> 00:12:51,190 but I don't care, because I was starting... 200 00:12:51,397 --> 00:12:53,456 to get paranoid something's wrong. 201 00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:58,269 The doctor finds the condom. 202 00:12:59,405 --> 00:13:01,202 My asshole boyfriend was so embarrassed to tell me... 203 00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:02,396 that he finished right away... 204 00:13:02,608 --> 00:13:05,304 so he's moving around 'til it got soft and it just came off. 205 00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:08,605 And the thing was stuck up in me for like a week! 206 00:13:08,815 --> 00:13:10,009 What was he thinking? 207 00:13:10,316 --> 00:13:16,277 You're okay? God, that felt so... Oh, my God! So fucking great! 208 00:13:19,859 --> 00:13:21,520 You want a cigarette? 209 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:27,027 - Do you want some water? - Sure. 210 00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:31,260 That... That was... That was thrilling. 211 00:13:31,471 --> 00:13:33,496 I can't believe it. That was... 212 00:13:33,706 --> 00:13:36,334 Did you like that? You okay? 213 00:13:36,876 --> 00:13:38,366 Want a cigarette? Here, here's a cigarette. 214 00:13:38,578 --> 00:13:40,671 So, should we? 215 00:13:42,582 --> 00:13:44,846 - I don't know. - Yeah, you do. 216 00:13:45,051 --> 00:13:47,713 You know, I've never ever... 217 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:51,686 ever had a one-night stand. 218 00:13:52,992 --> 00:13:56,621 You're the first girl who's told me that... 219 00:13:56,829 --> 00:13:59,127 who I believe it's true. 220 00:14:08,241 --> 00:14:10,038 - Alright. - Alright. 221 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:40,501 I'm sorry. Everything tickles. 222 00:14:45,812 --> 00:14:50,146 I'm sorry. I don't think I can do this. 223 00:14:51,284 --> 00:14:53,047 Okay. 224 00:14:53,252 --> 00:14:55,948 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 225 00:14:57,590 --> 00:15:01,526 How often... do you think men cry? 226 00:15:02,428 --> 00:15:04,225 What the fuck kind of fucked up question is that? 227 00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:05,454 Well, I'm writing this character... 228 00:15:05,665 --> 00:15:08,259 and I was just trying to figure out how real he was. 229 00:15:08,468 --> 00:15:10,402 So I'm asking you how often. 230 00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:15,035 Fuck, I don't know the national average or nothing. 231 00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:18,835 And how often do you think you cry? 232 00:15:19,178 --> 00:15:21,669 Never, really. I mean... 233 00:15:22,849 --> 00:15:27,115 life sucks sometimes, but you know, I get pissed off and shit. 234 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,084 Crying never solved nothing. 235 00:15:35,194 --> 00:15:38,721 - You guys ever get caught? - For what? 236 00:15:39,765 --> 00:15:42,598 You know, loitering at the bar? 237 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:47,904 Damn, was it that obvious? It's not like we always do that. 238 00:15:48,107 --> 00:15:51,133 You know, it's just something fun to do when the funds are low. 239 00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:54,370 So the he yells out, "So yeah, I'll call you tomorrow!" 240 00:15:54,647 --> 00:15:56,706 Seriously, I swear to God I burst out laughing. 241 00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:59,282 I don't care that it was rude. 242 00:16:01,787 --> 00:16:03,687 God! 243 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,357 My God! Are they doing it again? 244 00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:15,331 My record is five times. 245 00:16:16,002 --> 00:16:20,939 - One night, five times. - Wow! Really? 246 00:16:21,807 --> 00:16:26,073 I usually do it once. Well, I mean, sometimes, you know, I've done it... 247 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:27,644 I've had guys who wanted to do it more. 248 00:16:27,847 --> 00:16:29,678 And that one that was finished after the first time... 249 00:16:29,882 --> 00:16:31,941 but I had another guy who... 250 00:16:32,385 --> 00:16:35,183 who would sometimes wanna go again and sometimes I would. 251 00:16:37,557 --> 00:16:42,256 You like... have a thing with sex, huh? 252 00:16:44,797 --> 00:16:49,860 Well, if Donna's gonna do it, I mean I should... Maybe I'll do it too. 253 00:16:50,069 --> 00:16:52,128 - Don't do it on account of her. - No. 254 00:16:53,205 --> 00:16:57,801 - No, no. I want to. - Alright. 255 00:17:03,783 --> 00:17:06,980 I mean, we probably shouldn't do it here. 256 00:17:14,627 --> 00:17:17,562 - Okay, you gotta relax. - Oh no, I'm relaxed. 257 00:17:27,106 --> 00:17:29,574 You like that? 258 00:17:32,645 --> 00:17:35,773 That doesn't feel good? 259 00:17:41,887 --> 00:17:43,252 Okay. 260 00:17:45,658 --> 00:17:48,650 Okay, okay. 261 00:18:05,277 --> 00:18:07,040 Okay. 262 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:23,454 You know any jokes? 263 00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,828 No. 264 00:18:36,142 --> 00:18:38,804 A guy walks into a bar... 265 00:18:40,112 --> 00:18:42,876 and the bartender says... 266 00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:49,314 Shit, I forgot what he said. He said something. 267 00:19:28,527 --> 00:19:30,757 We heard you two having fun last night. 268 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,225 Never mind that. 269 00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:34,763 Check out the sunrise. Isn't it beautiful? 270 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:38,061 Cool. I love dusk. 271 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,370 Does anybody need anything to drink? Water, juice? 272 00:19:45,911 --> 00:19:47,845 Just sit here and relax, baby. 273 00:19:49,915 --> 00:19:52,213 Actually, you know, I... 274 00:19:52,418 --> 00:19:54,283 I should probably try and get some sleep. 275 00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:56,387 I've got a lot of writing to do tomorrow. 276 00:19:56,956 --> 00:20:00,756 - I mean, today. - Yeah, I guess it is getting kinda late. 277 00:20:01,026 --> 00:20:04,052 So, I guess you boys deserve to get paid. 278 00:20:04,263 --> 00:20:05,252 How much do we owe you anyway? 279 00:20:05,464 --> 00:20:08,592 Yeah, you know, I have to admit I was opposed to the idea... 280 00:20:09,068 --> 00:20:11,400 but I think, who knows, maybe in like six months... 281 00:20:11,604 --> 00:20:15,165 if we're still two lonely women, we might call you again. 282 00:20:15,374 --> 00:20:18,400 Yeah. Leave us your cards, your pager numbers or whatever. 283 00:20:18,611 --> 00:20:19,942 Can you take a check? 284 00:20:20,146 --> 00:20:22,671 Cause I don't think we have that much laying around. 285 00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:25,316 - A check? - It's good. 286 00:20:25,518 --> 00:20:29,079 Look, we can go to an ATM. How much do we owe you, anyway? 287 00:20:29,388 --> 00:20:31,948 I mean, I have money. Hold on. 288 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:36,254 Wait a minute. Do you think that we're prostitutes? 289 00:20:44,503 --> 00:20:47,028 What, making fun of the girls who've never done this before? 290 00:20:47,473 --> 00:20:50,271 So, what's the damage? I have 1,000 dollars. 291 00:20:50,476 --> 00:20:52,171 You gotta tip 'em, mine was really good. 292 00:20:52,845 --> 00:20:55,006 Wait. You're serious? 293 00:20:55,481 --> 00:20:59,508 Why is everything getting all strange all of a sudden? 294 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,549 I asked you if you'd ever been arrested... 295 00:21:01,754 --> 00:21:03,915 Yeah, for drinking dash. We're not gigolos! 296 00:21:04,123 --> 00:21:06,182 We thought you girls just wanna hang out and stuff! 297 00:21:07,193 --> 00:21:09,525 - You're serious? - Yeah, I'm fucking serious! 298 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:12,060 We're hanging out at the bar, you roll up on us... 299 00:21:12,264 --> 00:21:14,198 you say you wanna fuck us, what the hell are we supposed to think? 300 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,265 We never said you had to pay us to fuck you! 301 00:21:16,468 --> 00:21:21,269 Wait a second. What about that 1,000 bucks? That was pretty cool. 302 00:21:21,473 --> 00:21:22,940 Joe, they think we're male prostitutes. 303 00:21:23,142 --> 00:21:25,770 They're kicking us out of here, they never wanna see us again. 304 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:32,314 Man! I thought you thought I was funny and stuff! 305 00:21:35,721 --> 00:21:40,181 So, you two are really two construction workers from Queens? 306 00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:42,951 Yeah! 307 00:21:46,298 --> 00:21:47,287 I knew this was gonna happen! 308 00:21:47,499 --> 00:21:49,797 I can't believe you made me do this! I am so mortified! 309 00:21:50,002 --> 00:21:53,665 I didn't make you, how was I supposed to know they were... 310 00:21:53,873 --> 00:21:55,966 - Gross! God! - Fuck you, ew! 311 00:21:56,175 --> 00:21:58,143 You sure seemed to like when I had your legs in the air! 312 00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:01,074 Goddamned freaks! Wanna get spanked and shit? 313 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,181 We are not freaks! You're the one who wanted to spank me! 314 00:22:04,550 --> 00:22:06,347 Yeah, but I didn't know I was getting hired to do it! 315 00:22:06,552 --> 00:22:08,679 Come on, Joe, let's get the fuck out of here. 316 00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:14,255 - I don't believe it. I've been used! - Must be some rich girl thing. 317 00:22:14,894 --> 00:22:18,091 California girls! Where are we? 318 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,992 You think they'll still give us the money? 319 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,565 Oh, they'd better! 320 00:22:24,436 --> 00:22:26,495 I'm never drinking again. I can't believe you made me do this. 321 00:22:26,705 --> 00:22:29,265 Stop blaming me! Hell, you were with the really stupid one. 322 00:22:29,475 --> 00:22:31,033 Why couldn't you tell he was just some moron? 323 00:22:31,243 --> 00:22:33,370 Why couldn't you tell?! God! 324 00:22:33,879 --> 00:22:37,042 And Jesus, they were both morons. Your guy was drooling all over you. 325 00:22:37,249 --> 00:22:38,477 It was pathetic! 326 00:22:40,319 --> 00:22:42,810 - I forgot something. - Yeah? 327 00:22:44,657 --> 00:22:46,318 Never mind. 328 00:23:11,483 --> 00:23:13,348 Stanny, wake up. 329 00:23:14,753 --> 00:23:19,156 We gotta go find a place to live. And a job! 330 00:23:24,596 --> 00:23:29,295 - Can you believe those bitches? - Just forget about it, bro. 331 00:23:30,836 --> 00:23:33,361 Let's just go find a place to stay. 332 00:23:33,706 --> 00:23:36,300 We have enough for a deposit now, right? 333 00:23:38,143 --> 00:23:41,738 What are you talking about? We have 80 something bucks left between us. 334 00:23:41,947 --> 00:23:45,075 We made 1,000 dollars last night. 335 00:23:49,088 --> 00:23:51,420 What, they wouldn't give it to you? 336 00:23:51,623 --> 00:23:53,648 - No. - No, they wouldn't give it to you? 337 00:23:53,859 --> 00:23:57,386 - Stanny, you didn't ask them, did you? - No, I didn't fucking ask them. 338 00:23:57,596 --> 00:23:59,359 Fuck them, friggin' rich chicks! I don't need their money. 339 00:23:59,565 --> 00:24:01,897 I'm a working man. I worked my whole fuckin' life. 340 00:24:02,101 --> 00:24:04,160 Can you believe that one girl told me she was a writer? 341 00:24:04,370 --> 00:24:07,066 Yeah, if I had rich parents, I'd tell people I was the King of Egypt. 342 00:24:07,272 --> 00:24:10,105 We really could've used that thousand bucks, Stanny. 343 00:24:10,409 --> 00:24:14,573 Well, you wanna hike back up there and get the money, go ahead. 344 00:24:14,947 --> 00:24:16,778 I need cigarettes. 345 00:24:36,301 --> 00:24:38,633 Christi Ann, I'm sorry. The whole thing was my idea... 346 00:24:38,837 --> 00:24:41,328 and I shouldn't have forced you to do something that you didn't wanna do. 347 00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:44,839 It's okay. Maybe we'll look back at it and laugh. 348 00:24:45,044 --> 00:24:46,773 Look, I'm really sorry 'cause I know you. 349 00:24:46,979 --> 00:24:48,776 And you wouldn't have done anything with that guy. 350 00:24:48,981 --> 00:24:52,041 You probably only did it 'cause you didn't want me to do it alone. 351 00:24:52,718 --> 00:24:54,777 Well, that's true. But... 352 00:24:56,555 --> 00:24:58,318 I don't know, my guy was kinda cute. 353 00:24:59,825 --> 00:25:01,190 - Was he? - He wasn't very smart... 354 00:25:01,393 --> 00:25:02,758 but he was really sweet. 355 00:25:03,362 --> 00:25:05,421 - How was he in bed? - He was fine. 356 00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:07,565 Just fine? Mine was nuts. 357 00:25:09,001 --> 00:25:13,529 - What, like crazy nuts? - No, nuts like amazing nuts! 358 00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:16,065 - Wow. Really? - It only stands to reason. 359 00:25:16,275 --> 00:25:18,436 Good in bed, fucking asshole in the morning. 360 00:25:18,644 --> 00:25:20,475 You need to take that up with your therapist. 361 00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:23,047 Next time I come up with a stupid idea... 362 00:25:23,248 --> 00:25:24,647 just tell me I'm being stupid, okay? 363 00:25:25,217 --> 00:25:26,946 - Deal. - Friends? 364 00:25:27,619 --> 00:25:29,109 Okay. 365 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,198 Joe. 366 00:25:47,739 --> 00:25:49,604 - Hi. - Hi. 367 00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:54,171 - Your name is Joe, right? - Yeah, Joe Santarella. 368 00:25:54,580 --> 00:25:55,774 Nice to meet you. 369 00:25:56,014 --> 00:25:57,572 Thank you for telling me your last name... 370 00:25:57,783 --> 00:25:59,876 'cause I have a short mental list of the men I've had sex with... 371 00:26:00,085 --> 00:26:02,815 and I would've hated just to have Joe. 372 00:26:05,057 --> 00:26:07,287 I was hoping that... 373 00:26:07,493 --> 00:26:11,259 I could get that money from you. Stanny and I, we're... 374 00:26:11,463 --> 00:26:13,988 gonna get booted out of this motel and... 375 00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:17,259 since you guys were gonna give us a thousand bucks anyway... 376 00:26:17,469 --> 00:26:19,096 We could really use it. 377 00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:22,939 Yeah, sure. 378 00:26:23,909 --> 00:26:26,400 Can you hold on a second? 379 00:26:36,755 --> 00:26:37,881 What's up? 380 00:26:38,457 --> 00:26:40,516 It's Joe. They want the money. 381 00:26:41,293 --> 00:26:43,659 - Is Stanny there too? - No, just Joe. 382 00:26:44,663 --> 00:26:45,721 He's probably gonna sleep for two days. 383 00:26:45,931 --> 00:26:48,161 I mean, I fucked him so hard he was incoherent. 384 00:26:48,367 --> 00:26:50,358 You know, when you fuck a guy into a coma? 385 00:26:51,270 --> 00:26:53,898 No, obviously I don't because he's fully conscious. 386 00:26:54,106 --> 00:26:56,301 Why do you ask me questions you already know the answers to? 387 00:26:56,508 --> 00:26:58,442 Why should we even pay them? I mean, every other guy... 388 00:26:58,644 --> 00:27:00,373 in America went home drunk and lonely last night. 389 00:27:00,579 --> 00:27:02,240 They're getting booted from their motel, plus... 390 00:27:02,447 --> 00:27:04,574 I don't think they have a car. I think he walked here. 391 00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,683 Fuck it. Go ahead, pay him. 392 00:27:09,888 --> 00:27:13,619 Although I gotta admit, best 500 bucks I have spent in a long time. 393 00:27:25,737 --> 00:27:30,367 Thanks. This is really gonna help. I appreciate it. 394 00:27:36,682 --> 00:27:38,673 Nice meeting you, then. 395 00:27:43,488 --> 00:27:45,888 Bye. 396 00:27:51,029 --> 00:27:54,157 I was a really lousy lay, wasn't I? 397 00:27:57,236 --> 00:27:58,828 No. 398 00:28:00,672 --> 00:28:06,008 Look, usually when people first have sex, they're a little inhibited. 399 00:28:08,213 --> 00:28:10,977 No, that was me at my best. 400 00:28:11,984 --> 00:28:14,578 But thanks for being honest. 401 00:28:37,376 --> 00:28:39,571 - What's the matter? - I'm... 402 00:28:39,778 --> 00:28:41,507 I don't know, you know how I'm a shitty dancer? 403 00:28:41,713 --> 00:28:44,978 How every other girl in the world can dance, but I have no rhythm. 404 00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,580 - You dance fine. - Fine! 405 00:28:47,786 --> 00:28:50,380 - Great. Story of my sex life: fine. - Wait a minute. 406 00:28:50,589 --> 00:28:55,788 Are we talking about your sex life or about you being a shitty dancer? 407 00:28:55,994 --> 00:29:01,523 I'm a shitty lover, I'm a shitty kisser, I'm a shitty blowjob giver... 408 00:29:01,733 --> 00:29:04,395 - And never mind... - I thought you didn't give blowjobs. 409 00:29:04,603 --> 00:29:07,936 I don't. I can't. I don't know, I missed that class in college. 410 00:29:08,140 --> 00:29:10,700 Man, that's the only thing I do remember about college. 411 00:29:13,912 --> 00:29:15,311 How come I never fucked a guy... 412 00:29:15,514 --> 00:29:16,879 until he was laying there like a zombie? 413 00:29:17,082 --> 00:29:19,312 I wanna turn a guy into a zombie. 414 00:29:28,026 --> 00:29:29,960 Look, I just think this is too extreme an idea! 415 00:29:30,162 --> 00:29:31,151 You said you wanted to get laid! 416 00:29:31,363 --> 00:29:33,695 We'll have them come in at night, or every couple days... 417 00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,332 you know, we'll hardly notice they're there. 418 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,091 I just don't like people knowing my private business. 419 00:29:38,303 --> 00:29:40,965 - I didn't live with my boyfriends... - They're not living with us. 420 00:29:41,273 --> 00:29:42,831 They're crashing in the pool house, like our neighbors. 421 00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:44,099 But we have to share the yard with them. 422 00:29:44,309 --> 00:29:45,901 Please! When have you ever gone in the back yard? 423 00:29:46,111 --> 00:29:47,408 We go in that pool maybe once a month. 424 00:29:47,612 --> 00:29:49,273 When did you become the nympho all of a sudden? 425 00:29:49,481 --> 00:29:52,507 Well, not all of us got to sport fuck through school! 426 00:29:52,884 --> 00:29:55,648 Excuse me, it was college, and everybody else was fucking! 427 00:29:55,854 --> 00:29:58,345 You were just too uptight, so don't talk shit about me. 428 00:29:58,557 --> 00:30:01,890 Besides, you're supposed to have cabana boy when you're 45, not 25. 429 00:30:03,161 --> 00:30:04,753 I'm sorry I called you a sport fucker. 430 00:30:06,531 --> 00:30:09,261 You really think this will help you get some experience... 431 00:30:09,468 --> 00:30:11,493 or confidence boosting with some boy toy? 432 00:30:12,304 --> 00:30:15,068 I guess so. Yes, exactly. 433 00:30:26,551 --> 00:30:28,075 We don't have to pay the rent. 434 00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:31,653 We'll have somewhere to stay until we get on our feet. 435 00:30:34,826 --> 00:30:36,691 I don't know. There's some weird catch to this you ain't telling me. 436 00:30:36,895 --> 00:30:41,093 Stanny, we're about a week away from getting booted outta this motel. 437 00:30:41,299 --> 00:30:46,066 We don't have jobs. This is about the best thing that ever happened to us. 438 00:30:47,038 --> 00:30:50,474 - Are we allowed to go in the pool? - I guess so. 439 00:30:52,077 --> 00:30:53,942 - How often I gotta fuck her? - Come on, man. 440 00:30:54,146 --> 00:30:57,479 I know you like fucking her even if you don't like her. 441 00:30:57,682 --> 00:31:00,810 Yeah, she's nasty. Still, how come... 442 00:31:01,853 --> 00:31:03,445 how come I get the bitchy one and you get the nice one? 443 00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,646 Mine's a terrible lay. 444 00:31:05,857 --> 00:31:06,983 She can't even kiss. It's like... 445 00:31:07,192 --> 00:31:09,922 making out with a baloney sandwich or something. 446 00:31:10,128 --> 00:31:12,187 - Really? - Yeah, she's like... 447 00:31:13,832 --> 00:31:15,595 - It's terrible. - Okay. 448 00:31:15,801 --> 00:31:17,132 I can't believe this. 449 00:31:17,335 --> 00:31:20,304 I have gotta go write. I can't spend all day doing this. 450 00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:22,905 Yeah, but you said yourself you can't write when you're not getting laid. 451 00:31:23,108 --> 00:31:26,271 This is gonna cure any writer's block you've ever had. 452 00:31:30,415 --> 00:31:33,907 Okay, you understand: we don't want boyfriends. 453 00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:37,452 We don't want boyfriends, we don't want relationships. 454 00:31:37,656 --> 00:31:41,023 We want two guys to service us, this is strictly sexual. 455 00:31:41,226 --> 00:31:44,753 You're on call 24 hours. We get laid when we want, how we want. 456 00:31:44,963 --> 00:31:48,865 You work for us. We'll give you a place to stay in the pool house... 457 00:31:49,067 --> 00:31:51,467 and you're not allowed in the house unless you're working. 458 00:31:51,670 --> 00:31:53,865 You know, and during the day you can look for legitimate jobs... 459 00:31:54,072 --> 00:31:55,630 and try to save money until you get on your feet. 460 00:31:55,841 --> 00:31:58,674 Okay, alright. But we got a few small requirements. 461 00:31:59,744 --> 00:32:02,269 We want TV with a satellite in the pool house. 462 00:32:02,481 --> 00:32:06,144 I have a TV. And I'm sure you know how to run a cable through the yard. 463 00:32:06,685 --> 00:32:09,085 Anything else? 464 00:32:12,290 --> 00:32:13,621 Beer. 465 00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:28,402 Know what I love about LA, Joe? 466 00:32:28,607 --> 00:32:31,508 People don't date. They just move in. 467 00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:47,691 Yo! Yo! 468 00:32:48,493 --> 00:32:51,758 - Dick, gimme it. - You're being a dick, man, I found it. 469 00:32:51,963 --> 00:32:53,794 Dude, it ain't yours. It belongs to somebody else, let me have it. 470 00:32:53,999 --> 00:32:56,433 It ain't yours either, man. 471 00:33:06,278 --> 00:33:10,544 - They're fighting over a ball. - Just spray them with the hose. 472 00:33:13,118 --> 00:33:15,279 Should we do something? 473 00:33:15,754 --> 00:33:18,348 They're probably hungry, put a bowl of food out for 'em. 474 00:33:18,557 --> 00:33:20,957 - Let go, dick! - Gimme it! 475 00:33:21,159 --> 00:33:23,320 It's my ball, man! 476 00:33:30,168 --> 00:33:32,227 You guys hungry? 477 00:33:39,945 --> 00:33:41,003 Where are you going? Isn't it Saturday? 478 00:33:41,212 --> 00:33:43,009 No, I'm going to the store. It's open. 479 00:33:43,214 --> 00:33:45,682 In fact, I have a very important meeting with a fashion rep. 480 00:33:53,325 --> 00:33:55,020 Okay. 481 00:33:56,227 --> 00:33:58,218 Bye. 482 00:34:02,968 --> 00:34:06,529 I'm going to write. You two boys behave yourselves. 483 00:34:06,738 --> 00:34:09,332 - Don't you write at home? - Too distracting. 484 00:34:14,212 --> 00:34:15,201 See that, Joe? 485 00:34:15,413 --> 00:34:18,541 They're up all night on Friday and then go to work on Saturday. 486 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:21,446 Yeah, they're like guys. 487 00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:26,223 Hardworking. Like us. I respect that. 488 00:34:26,891 --> 00:34:30,520 Look, fashion week is next month. All the top designers, all the critics... 489 00:34:30,729 --> 00:34:33,391 ...every magazine are gonna be there. - Yeah, I know. 490 00:34:33,598 --> 00:34:36,158 No, I know you know. You're a designer but I'm the rep. 491 00:34:36,368 --> 00:34:37,699 And I'm very successful at getting people in. 492 00:34:37,902 --> 00:34:42,236 - Absolutely. You're one of the best. - My being the best isn't the point. 493 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,671 The point is that's very difficult to get into fashion week. 494 00:34:45,877 --> 00:34:48,345 Only a certain amount of designers get in. You're lucky. 495 00:34:48,546 --> 00:34:51,481 This guy just dropped out. Drugs, overdose, who cares? 496 00:34:51,683 --> 00:34:53,344 - I want you to take his place. - Are you serious? 497 00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:54,643 - You can get my line in? - Yeah. 498 00:34:54,853 --> 00:34:57,321 Just have your line ready. And putting the show on isn't cheap. 499 00:34:57,522 --> 00:34:59,353 You're gonna have to pay for all this yourself. 500 00:34:59,557 --> 00:35:01,024 Don't come to me. I'm not the bank. 501 00:35:01,226 --> 00:35:02,386 Well... 502 00:35:02,594 --> 00:35:04,619 ...I cab barely make ends meet now... - Make it happen. 503 00:35:04,829 --> 00:35:06,160 I make the rest happen. 504 00:35:07,899 --> 00:35:11,494 How do you like my dog? Makes me seem warm and approachable, right? 505 00:35:30,388 --> 00:35:34,757 - Think we're invited for dinner? - Shit, I guess not. 506 00:35:35,493 --> 00:35:38,826 - I think we're slaves. - We are. 507 00:35:39,164 --> 00:35:42,930 - We are whores. - We are, aren't we? 508 00:35:45,770 --> 00:35:47,101 Should we go invite them in? 509 00:35:47,305 --> 00:35:49,364 No, we always make enough food for four. 510 00:35:49,574 --> 00:35:52,475 I don't know, I guess I just thought you were... I don't know. 511 00:35:52,811 --> 00:35:56,542 You are such a liar. You always act like this when you like a guy. 512 00:35:56,748 --> 00:35:59,182 Don't even! I like fucking the guy. 513 00:36:02,253 --> 00:36:06,053 - Boys, dinner's ready! - Guess we're invited. 514 00:36:12,063 --> 00:36:14,861 This is a good gig we got going on here. 515 00:36:15,066 --> 00:36:17,967 - So don't, you know, mess it up. - What do you mean? 516 00:36:18,169 --> 00:36:22,367 You know what I mean. You can just kinda piss people off sometimes. 517 00:36:54,806 --> 00:36:58,298 So, how come y'all didn't have girlfriends back home? 518 00:37:00,111 --> 00:37:01,942 What? 519 00:37:02,147 --> 00:37:05,605 Did you just kick me? She asked a legitimate question. I'll answer it. 520 00:37:05,817 --> 00:37:08,081 No, no, never mind. It was a stupid question. 521 00:37:12,390 --> 00:37:14,688 Tell you why we didn't have girlfriends back home. 522 00:37:14,993 --> 00:37:18,793 Three simple words: women are morons. 523 00:37:21,766 --> 00:37:24,098 Excuse me? Are you for real? 524 00:37:24,302 --> 00:37:26,600 He just said all women are morons and I'm included in that group. 525 00:37:26,805 --> 00:37:29,797 - I mean, you know what I mean. - He didn't mean you two. 526 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:37,740 And where do you get off saying something like that anyway? 527 00:37:37,949 --> 00:37:39,917 No, I'm trying not to piss you off, so forget it. 528 00:37:40,118 --> 00:37:43,485 No, no, please. Please, let's hear this. 529 00:37:45,223 --> 00:37:47,214 Women wanna be treated like shit. 530 00:37:47,425 --> 00:37:48,722 Thus the fact: they're morons. 531 00:37:48,927 --> 00:37:51,760 Can you generalize a bit more? 532 00:37:51,963 --> 00:37:54,898 Listen, whether she's a supermodel, works at a daycare center... 533 00:37:55,133 --> 00:37:59,126 ugly, hot, it don't matter. You all look for the guy that pisses you off... 534 00:37:59,337 --> 00:38:01,066 a guy you couldn't complain about try and fix. 535 00:38:01,272 --> 00:38:02,364 Should I complain about men? 536 00:38:02,574 --> 00:38:03,973 Where should I be getting? First of all... 537 00:38:04,175 --> 00:38:05,267 You wanna know the number one complain... 538 00:38:05,476 --> 00:38:07,740 I hear about men from women? 539 00:38:07,946 --> 00:38:10,676 "He's too nice." That's considered a detriment. 540 00:38:10,882 --> 00:38:13,112 Show me some girl can date any guy she wants: 541 00:38:13,318 --> 00:38:15,047 fifty bucks says she's with some asshole. 542 00:38:15,253 --> 00:38:16,242 They don't want nice. They want asshole. 543 00:38:16,454 --> 00:38:18,046 Okay, let's just drop it 'cause you're pissing me off now. 544 00:38:18,256 --> 00:38:21,657 Alright. I'm a guy. I'm the one suffering the injustice of it all. 545 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,393 You don't see guys saying... 546 00:38:23,595 --> 00:38:25,995 "Yeah, I broke up with this girl because she was too nice". 547 00:38:26,331 --> 00:38:27,764 I don't do anything shitty. 548 00:38:27,966 --> 00:38:29,399 Guys break up with you 'cause you're too nice? 549 00:38:29,601 --> 00:38:32,798 - No, I break up with them. - Oh, yeah? How come? 550 00:38:40,078 --> 00:38:43,514 Stanny, it's not in your job description. 551 00:38:44,048 --> 00:38:46,107 You're right. Would you like some sex? 552 00:38:46,317 --> 00:38:48,785 You have a way with words. You should be a writer too. 553 00:38:49,888 --> 00:38:50,946 Oh yeah, I'm gonna write a book. It's called... 554 00:38:51,155 --> 00:38:54,056 "Men Are From Mars and Women Are Fucking Morons"! 555 00:38:56,794 --> 00:39:01,322 What? Bro, this is what they're really paying for, they want to hear abuse. 556 00:39:01,532 --> 00:39:03,124 You should thank me. All you can do is sit there. 557 00:39:03,334 --> 00:39:05,234 You look like Mr. Compassionate next to me. 558 00:39:07,338 --> 00:39:10,535 So, wait. If all they want is abuse... 559 00:39:10,742 --> 00:39:12,733 and I'm the nice guy... 560 00:39:12,944 --> 00:39:15,970 does that make me the good one or the bad one? 561 00:39:16,781 --> 00:39:19,181 We're a team. We're a team, brother. 562 00:39:29,961 --> 00:39:31,724 My God. 563 00:39:33,665 --> 00:39:37,533 Right there. That was so good. Don't stop. 564 00:39:40,238 --> 00:39:43,036 While I'm down here can I ask you something? 565 00:39:43,241 --> 00:39:45,106 Well, okay. 566 00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:47,737 Where the hell does the pee come out of this thing? 567 00:39:47,946 --> 00:39:51,712 - No, don't stop what you're doing. - You want me to explain specifically... 568 00:39:52,150 --> 00:39:53,981 That's okay, later. 569 00:40:16,074 --> 00:40:21,011 Fucking amazing view. I could stand here for hours and just take it in. 570 00:40:21,446 --> 00:40:25,041 Yeah, it's funny. Never really come out here anymore. 571 00:40:26,884 --> 00:40:31,412 I'm sorry if I offended you before. I was just fucking around. 572 00:40:31,622 --> 00:40:33,886 No, you weren't. 573 00:40:34,292 --> 00:40:37,056 No, I guess I wasn't. 574 00:40:37,261 --> 00:40:39,229 Actually, it's alright. 575 00:40:39,797 --> 00:40:43,597 I'm writing and you're giving me a lot of good material. 576 00:40:45,069 --> 00:40:47,936 - What do you mean? - I guess writing is... 577 00:40:48,139 --> 00:40:51,074 just putting down on paper what people say. 578 00:40:51,275 --> 00:40:54,642 I forget sometimes how the male mind works. 579 00:40:54,912 --> 00:40:59,474 It's good just to, you know, get it down. 580 00:40:59,684 --> 00:41:01,345 I hope you're learning something. 581 00:41:02,053 --> 00:41:05,454 Let's just say my characters are coming to life. 582 00:41:07,392 --> 00:41:09,485 You must be a really great writer. 583 00:41:10,995 --> 00:41:12,587 How do you know how good or bad I am? 584 00:41:12,797 --> 00:41:14,492 'Cause you got conviction, you know. 585 00:41:14,699 --> 00:41:18,533 Not a lot of girls are like that. When you talk about men or sex... 586 00:41:18,736 --> 00:41:21,933 you don't apologize, you don't hold back. You just say shit. 587 00:41:22,974 --> 00:41:25,067 You got something to say. I love that. 588 00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:33,842 I think it's time you got back to work. 589 00:41:40,558 --> 00:41:42,617 That was amazing. 590 00:41:46,164 --> 00:41:48,962 Don't be shy to tell someone what you like. 591 00:41:49,167 --> 00:41:51,067 People miss out on great sex all the time... 592 00:41:51,269 --> 00:41:53,965 just because they're shy about it. 593 00:41:54,172 --> 00:41:56,504 It's just communication. 594 00:41:58,276 --> 00:42:03,213 - You're secretly very smart. - I know. Don't tell anyone. 595 00:42:03,414 --> 00:42:07,180 - No one would believe me anyway. - Okay. 596 00:42:08,086 --> 00:42:10,987 So, there's gotta be something you've never done... 597 00:42:11,189 --> 00:42:14,022 something you swore you'd never do. 598 00:42:14,225 --> 00:42:17,786 - Yes, there is but I'm not gonna do it. - Well, why not? 599 00:42:18,362 --> 00:42:20,796 Is it something that your last few boyfriends wanted you to do... 600 00:42:20,998 --> 00:42:22,898 and you wouldn't? 601 00:42:23,101 --> 00:42:25,092 Oh, yeah. 602 00:42:29,407 --> 00:42:33,810 Tell me, how come you write? I mean, you don't really have to do anything. 603 00:42:34,011 --> 00:42:36,070 Why do you write stuff? 604 00:42:37,348 --> 00:42:39,179 I don't know. 605 00:42:39,383 --> 00:42:43,752 I guess I should have some Byzantine, philosophical reason why, but... 606 00:42:43,955 --> 00:42:46,719 mostly I just like making things up. It's fun. 607 00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:48,653 Yeah, it probably is, huh? 608 00:42:49,527 --> 00:42:53,361 It's kind of like reading a great book or going to a great movie. 609 00:42:53,564 --> 00:42:55,794 It's just this amazing escape. 610 00:42:58,069 --> 00:43:01,436 Yeah, fuck reality. I just drink more. 611 00:43:03,074 --> 00:43:07,568 - Okay, you just gotta relax. - Oh, my God. No, no, no. 612 00:43:07,778 --> 00:43:11,407 This isn't physically possible to... No, this can't fit. 613 00:43:11,616 --> 00:43:15,052 What d'you mean? You've seen the size of my dick, right? 614 00:43:15,586 --> 00:43:18,578 Well, have you ever taken a poop that big? 615 00:43:19,357 --> 00:43:22,884 See? It's gotta fit then. All you have to do is just relax a little bit. 616 00:43:23,094 --> 00:43:26,325 So here we go, just relax. Here, look. 617 00:43:26,898 --> 00:43:32,234 - My God! Did I just? - What? Did you what? 618 00:43:32,537 --> 00:43:35,802 - Just relax. - This is so fucking overrated. 619 00:43:36,007 --> 00:43:39,033 This is the furthest thing from sexual I've ever done! 620 00:43:42,213 --> 00:43:47,344 No, no, I should go in. I didn't get any sleep last night. 621 00:43:47,985 --> 00:43:49,543 Alright. 622 00:43:57,562 --> 00:43:59,655 Good night. 623 00:44:00,131 --> 00:44:01,621 Good night. 624 00:44:09,073 --> 00:44:13,601 - I can't believe I did that. - My aunt Emily used to say... 625 00:44:13,811 --> 00:44:17,110 "You never know if you like something until you try it". 626 00:44:26,591 --> 00:44:28,422 Is she alone? 627 00:44:29,393 --> 00:44:32,920 I don't know. Sounds like it. 628 00:44:35,399 --> 00:44:36,957 Joe, maybe you should leave because I think... 629 00:44:37,168 --> 00:44:40,569 this whole thing's made Donna really uncomfortable. 630 00:44:43,374 --> 00:44:45,103 Okay. 631 00:44:51,515 --> 00:44:54,712 You know, Stanny's funny and everything, but he's so intense. 632 00:44:54,919 --> 00:45:00,221 I don't know, I think sometimes he just needs to get over himself. 633 00:45:02,893 --> 00:45:05,225 - Don't do that, okay? - Do what? 634 00:45:05,863 --> 00:45:09,060 - Don't talk shit about my friend. - I wasn't talking shit. 635 00:45:09,267 --> 00:45:12,759 I didn't... I was just saying that I... No, I'm serious. 636 00:45:12,970 --> 00:45:16,303 - Whatever. - I didn't mean to get you all defensive. 637 00:45:16,507 --> 00:45:17,838 Wait. 638 00:45:18,042 --> 00:45:19,407 Joe, gimme a break. 639 00:45:19,610 --> 00:45:23,603 Joe, I didn't mean that. I promise I didn't mean that in a nasty way. 640 00:45:30,655 --> 00:45:34,216 You know how I said Stanny and I got kicked outta Concrete Union? 641 00:45:35,626 --> 00:45:38,595 Well, it was me that got kicked out. 642 00:45:39,263 --> 00:45:42,630 It was for a stupid reason, and that's the point. 643 00:45:43,134 --> 00:45:47,594 Stanny came with me to the hearing. 644 00:45:47,838 --> 00:45:50,204 We had great jobs. 645 00:45:50,441 --> 00:45:52,807 And he told the guys on the board, "That's bullshit". 646 00:45:53,010 --> 00:45:56,468 And if you're gonna kick me out, then might as well kick him out too". 647 00:45:57,982 --> 00:46:00,246 And they did? 648 00:46:00,451 --> 00:46:05,115 Yeah, well, Stanny didn't exactly say it so nicely. 649 00:46:06,324 --> 00:46:11,921 But he wasn't mad. We got shitcanned from a solid union job. 650 00:46:12,129 --> 00:46:18,625 22 bucks an hour. And he just said, "Fuck it. Let's move to California". 651 00:46:19,503 --> 00:46:21,095 So we did. 652 00:46:22,273 --> 00:46:27,370 We just have this understanding, wherever we go, we go together. 653 00:46:29,146 --> 00:46:31,011 That's a good friend you have. 654 00:46:32,149 --> 00:46:33,946 Yeah. 655 00:46:58,943 --> 00:47:02,003 - What time is it? - Almost midnight. 656 00:47:02,713 --> 00:47:05,341 - How was your first lesson? - Shut up. 657 00:47:08,819 --> 00:47:11,947 What's that smile for? Did you get some too? 658 00:47:12,990 --> 00:47:14,924 Maybe. 659 00:47:20,431 --> 00:47:22,058 To us. 660 00:47:24,135 --> 00:47:26,831 Brother, we are the mack fucking daddies. 661 00:47:27,037 --> 00:47:29,528 Man, it ain't easy. 662 00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:32,402 This girl don't know the first thing about sex. 663 00:47:32,610 --> 00:47:35,044 We could trade tomorrow if you want. 664 00:47:35,746 --> 00:47:37,145 No. 665 00:47:37,481 --> 00:47:40,245 She's a doll, I like her. Besides... 666 00:47:40,451 --> 00:47:44,114 I'm helping her with something that's gonna make her whole life richer. 667 00:47:44,321 --> 00:47:46,653 Yeah. We're good fucking Samaritans, that's all. 668 00:47:46,857 --> 00:47:48,688 Seriously. 669 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,825 Just like a sister I never had, just sweet. 670 00:47:54,098 --> 00:47:58,558 Yeah, I wish I had a sister to instruct on proper ass fucking. 671 00:48:06,744 --> 00:48:09,008 Hello? 672 00:48:09,313 --> 00:48:11,679 - Anybody home? - Hi, Damien. 673 00:48:12,082 --> 00:48:14,073 What's new with you guys? 674 00:48:15,619 --> 00:48:18,588 - How's the store going? - Good. How's the movie going? 675 00:48:18,989 --> 00:48:20,183 God pushed. 676 00:48:20,391 --> 00:48:24,122 Man, all these studios waste a lot of money making good scripts lousy. 677 00:48:24,328 --> 00:48:25,727 When are you gonna finish your script? 678 00:48:25,930 --> 00:48:27,727 - I wanna read it. - It's getting there. 679 00:48:27,932 --> 00:48:30,264 Just working in the second act. It kinds of slows down. 680 00:48:30,468 --> 00:48:33,596 Well, why don't you let me look at it, give you some notes? 681 00:48:40,544 --> 00:48:41,636 Hey, bro. 682 00:48:42,112 --> 00:48:44,910 There's some dude in the house with them. 683 00:48:46,183 --> 00:48:47,707 Who the fuck is that dick? 684 00:48:47,918 --> 00:48:49,283 You have to be more assertive. 685 00:48:49,487 --> 00:48:50,647 You should've seen the rep I met today. 686 00:48:50,855 --> 00:48:52,379 She was the most confident person I've ever met... 687 00:48:52,590 --> 00:48:54,990 This has nothing to do with confidence, okay? 688 00:48:55,192 --> 00:48:56,523 The script is not ready yet, okay? 689 00:48:56,727 --> 00:48:59,252 So I do not wanna show it to anybody until I'm happy with it. 690 00:48:59,463 --> 00:49:02,990 - Somebody's a little tense. - I am not tense, okay? I'm just... 691 00:49:03,501 --> 00:49:06,265 I do not appreciate my ex-boyfriend and my best friend... 692 00:49:06,470 --> 00:49:08,665 trying to tell me how to run my business, okay? 693 00:49:08,873 --> 00:49:11,137 We heard some yelling, so we came over. 694 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:14,742 - We were arguing about nothing. - I'm Damien Radford. 695 00:49:14,945 --> 00:49:17,846 - Joe Santarella. - Yeah, I'm Stanny. 696 00:49:18,082 --> 00:49:19,982 I'm renting the pool house out to them. 697 00:49:20,184 --> 00:49:22,709 The pool hou? You mean the cabana? 698 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,117 - Yeah, they just got into town. - Cool. 699 00:49:26,323 --> 00:49:29,554 I was just getting ready to go to bed, Damien. Good night. 700 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,228 Gosh, actually, me too. 701 00:49:33,731 --> 00:49:34,857 Hey, you guys play videogames? 702 00:49:35,065 --> 00:49:36,692 - No. - Yeah. 703 00:49:37,835 --> 00:49:40,303 Don't mention anything about your job here. 704 00:49:40,504 --> 00:49:42,301 Why not? 705 00:49:54,552 --> 00:49:56,816 This whole thing with the boys is getting out of hand already. 706 00:49:57,021 --> 00:49:58,648 This has nothing to do with Stanny and Joe. 707 00:49:58,856 --> 00:50:01,723 Well, I've got all kinds of people tripping in and out of the house. 708 00:50:02,493 --> 00:50:04,654 - I'm talking about your career. - And... 709 00:50:04,862 --> 00:50:06,955 let's not bring that up in front of Damien, okay? 710 00:50:07,164 --> 00:50:11,100 Because I'm sick of him needling me about my work. 711 00:50:11,302 --> 00:50:13,327 Okay. Sorry. 712 00:50:13,737 --> 00:50:15,466 But, you know, I... 713 00:50:15,739 --> 00:50:19,470 I was really nervous about opening my store, but I didn't have a choice. 714 00:50:20,210 --> 00:50:22,007 And I think sometimes I'm lucky my family didn't have money... 715 00:50:22,212 --> 00:50:25,079 because I always had to put myself out there. It's how I pay my bills. 716 00:50:25,282 --> 00:50:26,772 What're you getting at? 717 00:50:28,886 --> 00:50:31,582 I just think sometimes your back's never up against the wall... 718 00:50:31,789 --> 00:50:34,189 so you never have to push hard to move forward. 719 00:50:34,391 --> 00:50:35,380 Okay, and what about you? 720 00:50:35,593 --> 00:50:38,323 Isn't that rep supposed to be getting your stuff into stores over the world? 721 00:50:38,796 --> 00:50:41,458 Yeah. But I can't afford to do that. 722 00:50:41,665 --> 00:50:44,156 And if I had money like you, I would put up a show... 723 00:50:44,368 --> 00:50:46,427 and then I would have backers to start manufacturing. 724 00:50:46,637 --> 00:50:49,299 Excuse me? What'd you mean if you had money like me? 725 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,332 Exactly like I said. If I had money to do the show, I would. 726 00:50:53,544 --> 00:50:56,638 I just think you need to be a little more aggressive. That's all. 727 00:50:56,847 --> 00:50:59,247 Okay, I got it. I've got money but no balls. 728 00:50:59,450 --> 00:51:02,908 You've got balls but no money. Shut the light off on your way out. 729 00:51:12,229 --> 00:51:14,959 You almost got me there, sporty! 730 00:51:15,366 --> 00:51:18,164 "Sporty". That's funny. 731 00:51:20,437 --> 00:51:23,838 - How do you know the girls? - Donna and I dated for like a year. 732 00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:27,033 But, yeah, I stay friends with all my ex-girlfriends. 733 00:51:27,244 --> 00:51:28,905 It's like Zen Buddhism thing. 734 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,797 Make you a business offer? 735 00:51:53,737 --> 00:51:56,501 - Okay. - Look... 736 00:51:57,941 --> 00:51:59,306 I invest in all kinds of things. 737 00:51:59,510 --> 00:52:01,876 Why don't I invest in your putting on a show? 738 00:52:02,079 --> 00:52:05,071 You put on a big fashion show. You have a blowout party and... 739 00:52:06,116 --> 00:52:07,606 you're the next Donna Karan. 740 00:52:11,522 --> 00:52:13,581 Donna, you've read me all wrong. 741 00:52:13,791 --> 00:52:16,385 I wasn't trying to hit you up for a loan. 742 00:52:24,768 --> 00:52:26,759 I know you weren't. 743 00:52:29,306 --> 00:52:30,568 Look, Christi Ann, your store does well... 744 00:52:30,774 --> 00:52:33,072 and if that rep knows what she's talking about, then... 745 00:52:33,277 --> 00:52:36,303 it's not a favor. It's a good investment. 746 00:52:40,684 --> 00:52:42,379 Are you serious? 747 00:52:44,354 --> 00:52:46,117 Okay. 748 00:52:46,323 --> 00:52:48,416 Yeah, let's do it. 749 00:52:49,059 --> 00:52:50,492 But you have to promise me you'll finish that script... 750 00:52:50,694 --> 00:52:53,322 and start sending it out. No more excuses. 751 00:52:54,565 --> 00:52:57,398 - Okay. - Okay. 752 00:53:00,137 --> 00:53:02,196 Gee, this is crazy. Why am I gonna show my new men's clothes? 753 00:53:02,406 --> 00:53:04,067 I just started making these. 754 00:53:04,274 --> 00:53:05,935 - They look great to me. - Thank you. 755 00:53:06,143 --> 00:53:09,510 Alright, the word's out, lots of buzz. All the critics are gonna be there... 756 00:53:09,713 --> 00:53:11,305 mostly because of the celebrities. 757 00:53:11,515 --> 00:53:13,574 You know, I'm not sure who I hate more frankly. 758 00:53:13,784 --> 00:53:18,380 Actually, no, that's not true. I hate them all. But I do love this dress. 759 00:53:19,389 --> 00:53:21,118 Please tell me you're sleeping with him. 760 00:53:22,059 --> 00:53:24,926 - No, he's just an employee. - Put him on the runway. 761 00:53:25,195 --> 00:53:27,322 - Well, I don't know if I'm... - No, you have to. 762 00:53:27,531 --> 00:53:28,657 It'll be a fun surprise. 763 00:53:28,866 --> 00:53:32,734 Think about it: hot new designer puts warehouse boy on catwalk. 764 00:53:32,936 --> 00:53:37,430 It's brilliant. It's a tease. Leave them wanting more. I gotta go. 765 00:53:40,911 --> 00:53:44,244 - This is the last box. - Will you do me a favor? 766 00:53:44,982 --> 00:53:46,916 Will you try this on? 767 00:53:55,292 --> 00:54:00,025 I wish I was as confident as you look. Will you model this for me? 768 00:54:03,033 --> 00:54:06,059 Yeah, sure. Why not? 769 00:54:06,670 --> 00:54:10,800 Thank God. I need as many pillars of strength around me as possible. 770 00:54:11,008 --> 00:54:14,205 Christi Ann, this looks fine. 771 00:54:14,711 --> 00:54:17,805 Hey, come on now. 772 00:54:18,615 --> 00:54:21,482 This is all good. It's exciting! 773 00:54:21,685 --> 00:54:24,245 Look, no matter what the critical people say... 774 00:54:25,656 --> 00:54:28,181 might as well enjoy what's going on. 775 00:54:29,259 --> 00:54:31,227 Come here. 776 00:54:51,815 --> 00:54:54,181 - You got brothers and sisters? - Yeah. 777 00:54:55,986 --> 00:54:58,614 I mean, I got a brother and I got a sister. 778 00:54:59,223 --> 00:55:03,717 - Older, younger? - One's older, one's younger. 779 00:55:04,061 --> 00:55:05,688 Why do people always ask this? I don't... 780 00:55:05,896 --> 00:55:07,796 Who cares about somebody's brothers and sisters? 781 00:55:07,998 --> 00:55:11,934 - Do you talk to your parents a lot? - No. We got an understanding. 782 00:55:12,369 --> 00:55:14,234 What kind of understanding? 783 00:55:14,805 --> 00:55:18,138 I left when I was 17. I gave them one of these. 784 00:55:19,977 --> 00:55:22,036 What's that? What does that mean? 785 00:55:23,380 --> 00:55:26,543 My mom and dad weren't very bright people. 786 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:27,739 Which would've been okay if they were nice... 787 00:55:27,951 --> 00:55:30,385 I mean, there's plenty of dumb but sweet people in the world. 788 00:55:30,587 --> 00:55:34,421 But, I don't know, they were shitty too. They were just mean people. 789 00:55:36,093 --> 00:55:39,153 - How were they mean? - They just always said mean things. 790 00:55:39,363 --> 00:55:45,233 You know, told me I was a fucking liar and a goddamned bullshiter. 791 00:55:45,836 --> 00:55:49,272 I go to a therapist. I've been going for three years actually and... 792 00:55:49,473 --> 00:55:54,604 I've learned that you have to move on, that you have to forgive them. 793 00:55:54,811 --> 00:55:56,676 Right, yeah. 794 00:55:57,648 --> 00:56:01,084 I mean, I forgive them. Like I say, they weren't bright people. 795 00:56:01,285 --> 00:56:04,254 They had me. They didn't abort me. 796 00:56:04,454 --> 00:56:08,220 I mean, they raised me, kind of a fucked up way to do it, but... 797 00:56:08,425 --> 00:56:11,087 maybe them being so harsh made me the way I am today... 798 00:56:11,295 --> 00:56:13,092 you know, like resilient? 799 00:56:14,965 --> 00:56:16,865 Gotta thank them for that, huh? 800 00:56:17,067 --> 00:56:20,400 Yeah, so whatever. That's why I gave them one of these. 801 00:56:21,905 --> 00:56:23,896 'Cause what it means is... 802 00:56:24,207 --> 00:56:26,767 you did your best to love me. I did my best to love you back. 803 00:56:26,977 --> 00:56:31,141 We just reached a point where there's nothing left to say, so... 804 00:56:31,782 --> 00:56:35,582 ...good luck. - I like how you explain things. 805 00:56:37,354 --> 00:56:39,083 You ever thought about writing? 806 00:56:41,458 --> 00:56:43,392 - Me? - Seriously. 807 00:56:43,593 --> 00:56:45,618 - Come on! - Seriously. 808 00:56:46,596 --> 00:56:49,394 Seriously. You definitely have a way with words. 809 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,026 I think you should write stuff down, you know? Not to... 810 00:56:53,236 --> 00:56:56,364 not to be rich or famous or anything, but to... 811 00:56:57,674 --> 00:56:59,665 to express yourself. 812 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,607 I'm gonna get you a notebook and a pen. Just try it. 813 00:57:05,816 --> 00:57:07,579 Just jot stuff down. 814 00:57:08,919 --> 00:57:11,615 Okay, yeah. 815 00:57:18,261 --> 00:57:20,126 Good luck with the show. We can't wait to see it. 816 00:57:20,330 --> 00:57:22,491 Thank you. See you on the front row! 817 00:57:22,699 --> 00:57:24,326 Thanks. 818 00:57:26,636 --> 00:57:29,127 "See you on the front row"? How ass-kissy was that? 819 00:57:29,339 --> 00:57:30,704 Honey, you don't even need to be kissing her ass. 820 00:57:30,907 --> 00:57:34,070 She's just a manufacturer. I gotta go. 821 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,512 - Thanks for coming. - Sure. 822 00:57:45,722 --> 00:57:48,714 You know, I think you're making me addicted to sex. 823 00:57:48,925 --> 00:57:50,290 Thanks. 824 00:57:51,628 --> 00:57:53,687 And, you know, I've never... 825 00:57:54,798 --> 00:57:58,165 given a blowjob to a guy in a car. 826 00:57:58,402 --> 00:58:01,894 I'm just gonna... I just wanna... 827 00:58:08,745 --> 00:58:12,181 You've gotten really good at that. 828 00:58:15,819 --> 00:58:17,912 When you're through with that can you please call the silk place back... 829 00:58:18,121 --> 00:58:21,090 and tell them that you're repped by me? They'll knock off 20/�. 830 00:58:34,671 --> 00:58:36,468 Where is everybody? 831 00:58:36,673 --> 00:58:38,504 Joe's helping out Christi Ann at her store. 832 00:58:38,708 --> 00:58:41,905 Good. Did you get any writing done today? 833 00:58:42,112 --> 00:58:45,479 - Yeah, yeah, no, it's really cool. - So what you writing about? 834 00:58:48,051 --> 00:58:50,713 Never mind. Just keep getting it down on paper. 835 00:58:50,921 --> 00:58:52,252 Okay. 836 00:58:52,456 --> 00:58:55,186 Had the printer print up like 100 copies of my script today. 837 00:58:55,392 --> 00:58:57,121 Getting ready to send it out to agents. 838 00:58:57,327 --> 00:58:59,158 - Great. - Tell you what... 839 00:58:59,463 --> 00:59:03,695 when you're ready to take a break, why don't you come inside? 840 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,993 Okay. I will. 841 01:00:27,717 --> 01:00:32,780 I'm sorry! I know, I'm a bad little slut and you're the big strong man! 842 01:00:32,989 --> 01:00:35,082 That's right. I'm not done fucking you. 843 01:00:35,292 --> 01:00:37,123 I'm gonna fuck you harder and you're gonna like it. 844 01:00:37,327 --> 01:00:40,558 Oh, no, no! 845 01:00:42,732 --> 01:00:44,859 Don't punish me! Hey! 846 01:00:46,803 --> 01:00:50,899 - Baby, I can't do this anymore. - Why? What's wrong? 847 01:00:51,107 --> 01:00:55,874 This... this whole routine of me holding you down and... 848 01:00:56,246 --> 01:00:58,806 your begging me to stop... 849 01:00:59,649 --> 01:01:01,310 it's fucking weird, I don't know. It's just... 850 01:01:01,518 --> 01:01:05,079 Well, you seemed to enjoy it just fine every day for the past three weeks. 851 01:01:05,288 --> 01:01:08,917 I know. Look, at first I did. It's just lately... 852 01:01:10,026 --> 01:01:13,189 It's 'cause I care about you, and I don't wanna do that... 853 01:01:13,396 --> 01:01:16,797 ...to somebody I care about. - Look, we're just playing. Come on. 854 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,592 I mean, we're just... 855 01:01:19,869 --> 01:01:21,564 Why are we even having this conversation? 856 01:01:21,771 --> 01:01:23,033 You have a simple job, Stanny. 857 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,708 Are you telling me that you can't fulfill it? Because, you know what? 858 01:01:25,909 --> 01:01:28,673 There are a lot of guys in this city that would be more than happy... 859 01:01:28,878 --> 01:01:31,039 to do this without complaining. 860 01:01:33,717 --> 01:01:35,548 Are you fucking kidding me? 861 01:01:36,686 --> 01:01:38,916 Is that all that I am to you? 862 01:01:40,423 --> 01:01:44,416 I think you'd better take the blindfold off now. 863 01:01:56,473 --> 01:01:58,771 I'm such a fucking idiot. 864 01:01:59,009 --> 01:02:01,170 I'm an asshole. 865 01:02:01,911 --> 01:02:04,641 I mean, I was like ready to tell... 866 01:02:04,848 --> 01:02:06,281 What? 867 01:02:10,754 --> 01:02:13,723 I think I'm falling in love with you. 868 01:02:22,966 --> 01:02:25,730 Okay. Can you untie me, please? 869 01:03:00,804 --> 01:03:02,999 I think you and Joe need to move out. 870 01:03:15,585 --> 01:03:17,644 Joe, get up. We gotta go. 871 01:03:19,789 --> 01:03:21,814 Seriously. I'm not fucking around, man. Pack your shit. 872 01:03:22,025 --> 01:03:24,357 Stanny, what did you do? 873 01:03:24,561 --> 01:03:27,962 I didn't do anything shitty. I stopped being shitty. Figure that one out. 874 01:03:28,164 --> 01:03:31,031 Come on, we got a pretty good deal going on here, man. 875 01:03:31,234 --> 01:03:33,964 How long did you think this was gonna last, you know, seriously? 876 01:03:34,170 --> 01:03:35,728 Okay, it's been a fun month or two, but... 877 01:03:35,939 --> 01:03:38,806 we milked this for as much as we could. The milk's gone sour. 878 01:03:57,594 --> 01:04:00,893 What did you? Joe, what the hell's going on? 879 01:04:01,097 --> 01:04:02,655 - We're leaving. - Hold on! 880 01:04:02,866 --> 01:04:06,302 - Did you get in a fight with Donna? - What the fuck you think? 881 01:04:06,503 --> 01:04:09,995 I guess we're gonna go and try and find our own place. 882 01:04:10,206 --> 01:04:12,572 No, I don't want you to go. I don't want either one of you to go. 883 01:04:12,776 --> 01:04:13,936 Well, you don't always get what you want. 884 01:04:14,144 --> 01:04:16,510 - Take care. - Wait! Wait! 885 01:04:16,713 --> 01:04:19,273 Hold on one minute! 886 01:04:19,949 --> 01:04:21,814 Hold on. 887 01:04:28,391 --> 01:04:32,054 - Donna, what's going on? - I guess they're leaving. 888 01:04:32,262 --> 01:04:33,354 And you're just gonna sit there? 889 01:04:33,563 --> 01:04:35,758 Yeah, what am I supposed to be doing? 890 01:04:36,099 --> 01:04:38,499 What happened? 891 01:04:38,701 --> 01:04:40,931 It was just getting too... 892 01:04:41,604 --> 01:04:44,437 ...I don't know, too weird. - Too weird? 893 01:04:44,641 --> 01:04:47,667 Why is it that every time you like a guy things get too weird? 894 01:04:47,877 --> 01:04:50,607 - Who says I like the guy? - You're full of shit. 895 01:04:50,814 --> 01:04:53,146 And I don't have time to sit here and listen to you lie to yourself... 896 01:04:53,349 --> 01:04:56,284 because they're leaving! What do you wanna do? 897 01:04:57,387 --> 01:05:00,413 - Well, Joe doesn't have to go. - Joe goes wherever Stanny goes! 898 01:05:00,623 --> 01:05:04,150 And I'm not about to let him do that because you got this thing about... 899 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,486 What? This thing about what? 900 01:05:05,695 --> 01:05:07,595 I don't know, but you've got this thing! 901 01:05:08,031 --> 01:05:09,430 And... 902 01:05:11,234 --> 01:05:14,965 if you look at me and tell me that you don't like the guy... 903 01:05:15,405 --> 01:05:19,466 fine, I'll say goodbye to both of them. 904 01:05:25,548 --> 01:05:27,982 Tell me what happened. 905 01:05:29,486 --> 01:05:33,388 He said he thought he was falling in love with me. 906 01:05:34,557 --> 01:05:37,651 Okay. Well... 907 01:05:38,127 --> 01:05:42,223 the guy who loves you is walking out the door right now. 908 01:05:42,565 --> 01:05:45,363 Is that what you want? 909 01:05:49,906 --> 01:05:51,897 Let's get out of here. This is friggin' humiliating. 910 01:05:52,108 --> 01:05:55,566 She asked us to wait a minute, so we're gonna wait. 911 01:05:56,012 --> 01:05:59,778 - It's been over a minute. Let's go. - It's an expression, Stanny. 912 01:05:59,983 --> 01:06:02,315 Okay? It's like "hold on a sec". It's more than a second. 913 01:06:02,519 --> 01:06:04,987 Okay, it's a stupid fucking expression then. 914 01:06:12,495 --> 01:06:13,985 Just... 915 01:06:14,264 --> 01:06:16,698 don't ask me to say it to you 'cause I can't, Stanny. I'm sorry. 916 01:06:16,900 --> 01:06:23,328 - I just can't say it to you. - Just... just let me love you. 917 01:07:06,149 --> 01:07:08,709 I was close. 918 01:07:09,385 --> 01:07:11,717 It's alright. 919 01:07:11,921 --> 01:07:16,119 I'm sorry. My mind's just on the fashion show. 920 01:07:16,826 --> 01:07:19,852 Don't be sorry. 921 01:07:20,396 --> 01:07:24,992 Joe, how come you never slept in my bed? 922 01:07:27,337 --> 01:07:30,534 You never asked me to. 923 01:07:30,740 --> 01:07:35,109 Well, will you sleep here with me? I mean... 924 01:07:36,412 --> 01:07:41,179 just for the next two nights until the fashion show. 925 01:07:44,153 --> 01:07:45,848 Well... 926 01:07:46,656 --> 01:07:48,783 sure, girl. 927 01:07:49,892 --> 01:07:52,520 Be happy to. 928 01:08:09,979 --> 01:08:13,437 - What about the cuteness? - What about the dumbness? 929 01:08:13,650 --> 01:08:15,709 - You're dumb. - No, you're dumb. 930 01:08:15,918 --> 01:08:20,480 - What about the sweetness? - Guys, do it in private! Jeez! 931 01:08:20,690 --> 01:08:21,679 You guys, really. 932 01:08:21,891 --> 01:08:23,756 Why don't you just give each other hickies? 933 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:25,860 You have rug burns on your elbows. 934 01:08:26,062 --> 01:08:28,257 You broke your nails scratching his back! 935 01:08:28,464 --> 01:08:29,988 I chipped my tooth last week... 936 01:08:30,199 --> 01:08:31,325 'cause we were doing it doggy style... 937 01:08:31,534 --> 01:08:35,937 and she friggin' jerks her head back right into my jaw. You did! 938 01:08:36,139 --> 01:08:39,370 My God, Christi Ann! Remember back in college... 939 01:08:39,575 --> 01:08:42,066 when I was giving a blowjob to that guy... 940 01:08:42,278 --> 01:08:43,711 that would not take the beret off? 941 01:08:43,913 --> 01:08:46,780 My God. the bathroom is in-between our two bedrooms... 942 01:08:46,983 --> 01:08:48,541 which is right next to this little tiny living room. 943 01:08:48,751 --> 01:08:50,548 So I'm ready to come out and spit... 944 01:08:50,753 --> 01:08:53,916 and there's like ten people in the goddamned living room. 945 01:08:54,123 --> 01:08:58,059 So I come out and my mouth's like this 'caused it's all full of his cum. 946 01:08:58,261 --> 01:09:00,821 And I come out and everybody starts laughing. 947 01:09:01,030 --> 01:09:02,725 And then I start to laugh... 948 01:09:02,932 --> 01:09:04,627 and then everyone's jumping back out of the way... 949 01:09:04,834 --> 01:09:07,769 'cause they're like terrified I'm gonna spit up right there on the carpet. 950 01:09:07,970 --> 01:09:11,269 So I got running into the bathroom and I spit out and... 951 01:09:11,574 --> 01:09:13,872 I get a standing ovation. 952 01:09:14,977 --> 01:09:17,673 That's disgusting. Ew! 953 01:09:25,455 --> 01:09:27,480 Honey, you know what I was just thinking? 954 01:09:27,690 --> 01:09:30,989 - How adorable you are? - No, I think pretty highly on myself... 955 01:09:31,194 --> 01:09:33,219 but I ain't best described as adorable. 956 01:09:33,429 --> 01:09:35,294 No, I was thinking about how we first met and all. 957 01:09:35,498 --> 01:09:36,590 It's funny, I used to be so choosey. 958 01:09:36,799 --> 01:09:39,825 Like every girl I dates had to have a perfect ass. 959 01:09:40,036 --> 01:09:41,298 Joe and I used to argue about it all the time. 960 01:09:41,504 --> 01:09:43,665 If the girl had like a big square man ass... 961 01:09:43,873 --> 01:09:46,467 forget it. I couldn't do it. And it's funny when I met you... 962 01:09:46,676 --> 01:09:50,134 I was like, "This chick is hot-looking, but what does her ass look like? 963 01:09:50,346 --> 01:09:51,836 So we get naked and we start fucking... 964 01:09:52,048 --> 01:09:54,516 And I'm like, "Wow, this chick has a big ass! 965 01:09:54,717 --> 01:09:58,244 But I'm diggin' it. It's great." It's like you converted me. 966 01:09:58,454 --> 01:10:02,390 Now I'm like all the black and Puerto Rican guys I used to give shit to... 967 01:10:02,592 --> 01:10:06,722 'cause they always went for the big booty. I love big asses now. 968 01:10:06,929 --> 01:10:09,796 It's weird how like your taste could change like that. 969 01:10:11,634 --> 01:10:13,795 How about how adorable you are? 970 01:10:14,003 --> 01:10:16,062 Don't fuckin' touch me. I cannot believe you just told me I was fat. 971 01:10:16,272 --> 01:10:17,261 I didn't say you were fat! 972 01:10:17,473 --> 01:10:20,465 I said I love you no matter what your body looks like. 973 01:10:22,445 --> 01:10:25,505 Another sacrifice to the beer gods. 974 01:10:29,819 --> 01:10:32,583 Man, Donna's making me insane. 975 01:10:33,823 --> 01:10:37,816 Yep. Well, you're in love with her. 976 01:10:38,027 --> 01:10:41,758 Yeah. Still, she's got some mental problems. 977 01:10:42,265 --> 01:10:44,699 Women just have more emotions than we do. 978 01:10:44,901 --> 01:10:48,200 And they don't think of all the things they're thinking as mental problems. 979 01:10:48,404 --> 01:10:50,338 That's just their daily way of thinking. 980 01:10:50,540 --> 01:10:54,738 And he repeats himself. I think he's borderline schizophrenic. 981 01:10:55,378 --> 01:10:58,643 We argue and I explain to him how he's being ridiculous. 982 01:10:58,848 --> 01:10:59,837 He admits it. 983 01:11:00,049 --> 01:11:02,517 He apologizes for it and then he does it again the very next day! 984 01:11:02,718 --> 01:11:03,707 Well, what're you arguing about? 985 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:05,217 It just depends on what you're fighting about. 986 01:11:05,421 --> 01:11:08,185 It has nothing to do with what you were fighting about. 987 01:11:08,391 --> 01:11:10,382 She always gives me this psycho-friggin'-logical bullshit... 988 01:11:10,593 --> 01:11:12,151 I ain't in touch with my feelings. 989 01:11:12,461 --> 01:11:15,123 After about an hour of yelling, I just say, "Yeah, whatever. You're right". 990 01:11:15,331 --> 01:11:17,856 And then the next day we have the same argument like a bad rerun! 991 01:11:18,067 --> 01:11:20,763 You're lucky. Joe seems a lot more sensitive. 992 01:11:20,970 --> 01:11:23,200 - He tries. - Yeah, he tries. 993 01:11:23,406 --> 01:11:25,931 Bro, just make it look like you're trying. Don't say nothing. 994 01:11:26,142 --> 01:11:29,771 At most just say, "I wish I was more aware like you guys. 995 01:11:29,979 --> 01:11:33,881 - But I'm still learning". - He says that? That is so sweet! 996 01:11:34,684 --> 01:11:37,744 And Stanny can be so great. I mean, he really can. 997 01:11:37,954 --> 01:11:43,290 And that's why it kills me to get rejected like that. 998 01:11:43,492 --> 01:11:46,086 What does she expect me to say? I feel like saying to her... 999 01:11:46,462 --> 01:11:49,454 "All those years shoveling concrete I had a lot of shitty days. 1000 01:11:49,665 --> 01:11:52,361 Would've been really nice to just lay on a couch on a doctor's office... 1001 01:11:52,568 --> 01:11:54,900 and talk about my feelings". It ain't fair! 1002 01:11:55,104 --> 01:11:57,595 I worked so hard to get to this point. 1003 01:11:57,807 --> 01:11:59,934 My therapist is so proud of my progress. 1004 01:12:00,142 --> 01:12:02,167 But this whole relationship is putting me in a tailspin. 1005 01:12:02,378 --> 01:12:04,608 You're not thinking of breaking up with him, are you? 1006 01:12:04,814 --> 01:12:09,012 No! Well, thinking about it but no, I mean... 1007 01:12:09,218 --> 01:12:11,743 we've come this far and we should try and get through this. 1008 01:12:11,954 --> 01:12:13,945 You ever cry in front of her? 1009 01:12:14,257 --> 01:12:15,747 No. 1010 01:12:16,959 --> 01:12:19,325 You don't cry ever, do you? 1011 01:12:19,662 --> 01:12:21,527 No. 1012 01:12:27,069 --> 01:12:29,333 You ever cry in front of Donna? 1013 01:12:31,407 --> 01:12:33,432 Yeah, I suppose. This once. 1014 01:12:34,343 --> 01:12:35,970 And he cries. 1015 01:12:36,178 --> 01:12:38,339 - Really? - He cries a lot, actually. 1016 01:12:38,547 --> 01:12:40,071 And more and more lately. 1017 01:12:40,783 --> 01:12:42,842 Joe doesn't cry in front of you, huh? 1018 01:12:43,452 --> 01:12:45,613 Well, no. 1019 01:12:45,821 --> 01:12:50,258 Just take it in a notch, Stanny. I know you, man, you don't let shit go. 1020 01:12:50,559 --> 01:12:53,119 - This chick could turn on you. - No. 1021 01:12:53,362 --> 01:12:56,388 You kidding me? This chick is crazy about me. 1022 01:12:57,166 --> 01:12:58,497 You really love her, don't you? 1023 01:13:00,937 --> 01:13:03,667 Joe, I never loved nothing like I love that girl. 1024 01:13:03,873 --> 01:13:09,140 Joe is... he'll open up. He's the type of guy who grows on you. 1025 01:13:09,345 --> 01:13:10,573 He's somebody you fall in love with slowly. 1026 01:13:10,947 --> 01:13:11,936 Love him like a friend. 1027 01:13:12,148 --> 01:13:13,479 You don't say "I love you" to each other? 1028 01:13:13,683 --> 01:13:15,708 - No! You don't say that to friends. - Yes, you do. We do. 1029 01:13:15,918 --> 01:13:18,216 - I mean, you know I love you. - I love you too! 1030 01:13:18,421 --> 01:13:21,447 - But guys don't say that as friends. - You're right. 1031 01:13:21,657 --> 01:13:25,218 - Joe, I fucking love you, man. - I love you too, bro. 1032 01:13:42,778 --> 01:13:44,939 Christi Ann... 1033 01:13:45,481 --> 01:13:48,245 you gotta relax. 1034 01:13:49,218 --> 01:13:52,551 I want you to know something, okay? 1035 01:13:53,422 --> 01:13:56,152 Sex isn't about... 1036 01:13:56,692 --> 01:13:58,887 talking dirty or... 1037 01:13:59,095 --> 01:14:01,928 some silly new position. 1038 01:14:03,332 --> 01:14:05,926 It's about trust. 1039 01:14:07,436 --> 01:14:09,768 Do you trust me? 1040 01:14:14,010 --> 01:14:15,739 It's tender... 1041 01:14:17,113 --> 01:14:18,774 soft. 1042 01:14:20,016 --> 01:14:22,780 I'm gonna kiss you delicately. 1043 01:14:23,219 --> 01:14:27,383 If it makes sense, give it back. 1044 01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:54,939 This is going to be a great show. 1045 01:16:00,049 --> 01:16:01,880 Yeah, it is. 1046 01:17:01,043 --> 01:17:04,240 - You're amazing. Okay. - Thank you. 1047 01:17:05,314 --> 01:17:07,009 This is insane! 1048 01:17:13,055 --> 01:17:14,147 I think you're gonna get backers. 1049 01:17:14,356 --> 01:17:16,881 I've gotten so many cards I can't even keep track! 1050 01:17:17,092 --> 01:17:18,559 That's awesome. 1051 01:17:19,528 --> 01:17:22,463 - Do you know that guy over there? - Mark. 1052 01:17:22,831 --> 01:17:26,426 He's like, "Come to Europe. You know... 1053 01:17:26,702 --> 01:17:29,102 the fashion season's just starting". 1054 01:17:29,305 --> 01:17:33,241 Like, he told me I could be making a couple grand a day just doing this. 1055 01:17:33,542 --> 01:17:36,705 - Is he like for real or what? - Well, he owns a modeling agency. 1056 01:17:36,912 --> 01:17:39,676 - He's for real. - It was nice for him to say it and all... 1057 01:17:39,882 --> 01:17:41,747 but I don't know if he meant it, you know? 1058 01:17:41,951 --> 01:17:46,285 Christi Ann. I want you to meet Arthur. He's an editor from Vogue Magazine. 1059 01:17:46,488 --> 01:17:49,821 Love your show, very elegant. 1060 01:18:07,943 --> 01:18:09,410 Nikki, you don't care about fashion. 1061 01:18:09,612 --> 01:18:10,909 You're just here for the party afterwards. 1062 01:18:11,113 --> 01:18:12,580 How can you blame me? You always seem to have... 1063 01:18:12,781 --> 01:18:14,806 the most entertaining guests. 1064 01:18:15,017 --> 01:18:16,416 I'm sure he's already told you ladies... 1065 01:18:16,619 --> 01:18:18,917 but Nikki sold his first screenplay last year. 1066 01:18:19,121 --> 01:18:20,884 And now he's in production on his next film. 1067 01:18:21,090 --> 01:18:22,114 Congratulations. 1068 01:18:22,324 --> 01:18:23,313 Of course when I sell one of my scripts... 1069 01:18:23,525 --> 01:18:26,858 I'm gonna have to surround myself with a bevy of beautiful men... 1070 01:18:27,062 --> 01:18:30,293 which I'll have to secretly blow because I have a boyfriend. 1071 01:18:30,733 --> 01:18:31,927 You know... 1072 01:18:32,134 --> 01:18:35,626 you always have to talk about cock and fucking and it's really disgusting. 1073 01:18:37,306 --> 01:18:39,069 Excuse us. 1074 01:18:42,645 --> 01:18:46,445 I am trying to host a party here so back the fuck off. 1075 01:18:46,649 --> 01:18:48,412 Okay, can you not embarrass me, please? 1076 01:18:48,617 --> 01:18:49,743 Can not talk like that in front of me? 1077 01:18:49,952 --> 01:18:51,579 Stop smoking that thing in my face. 1078 01:18:51,787 --> 01:18:54,517 I smoke wherever I want. How do you like that? 1079 01:18:54,723 --> 01:18:56,953 You're drunk. You're such an ass. 1080 01:19:11,807 --> 01:19:15,368 - Stanny, you won't believe this shit. - I've figured it out. Relationships... 1081 01:19:15,577 --> 01:19:18,705 it's all about control. If you're in control you don't get hurt. 1082 01:19:18,914 --> 01:19:19,903 'Cause everyone's afraid of getting hurt. 1083 01:19:20,115 --> 01:19:21,810 I gotta tell you what this guy was saying to me. 1084 01:19:22,017 --> 01:19:23,678 You know what? These girls, they just own us. 1085 01:19:23,886 --> 01:19:25,251 It was never about sex. It was about... 1086 01:19:25,454 --> 01:19:27,888 being able to give us shit and we couldn't give shit back. 1087 01:19:28,090 --> 01:19:30,957 I know Donna can be shitty at times but Christi Ann... 1088 01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:32,286 Yeah, yeah, she's more subtle at it. 1089 01:19:32,494 --> 01:19:35,622 You don't even realize you got a leash around your neck. 1090 01:19:38,233 --> 01:19:40,633 You know what? You ain't always right, Stanny. 1091 01:19:41,170 --> 01:19:44,697 You ain't always right about shit and you're wrong about that girl. 1092 01:19:44,907 --> 01:19:47,899 Yeah, right. You're falling all over these phony who wants to be... 1093 01:19:48,110 --> 01:19:51,341 ...a high-class designer. - Why do always do this? 1094 01:19:51,547 --> 01:19:53,777 Why is that every time I like a girl... 1095 01:19:53,982 --> 01:19:56,280 you say she's no good 'cause of something? 1096 01:19:57,052 --> 01:20:00,419 You say it like she's trying to split you and me up or something. 1097 01:20:00,823 --> 01:20:02,290 You know what? 1098 01:20:02,491 --> 01:20:05,187 - I think it's the other way around. - You really think... 1099 01:20:05,494 --> 01:20:08,190 that that girl considers you her equal? 1100 01:20:08,697 --> 01:20:10,722 Brother, that girl considers herself above you. 1101 01:20:14,770 --> 01:20:17,933 I'm just saving you from a painful fall! 1102 01:20:18,407 --> 01:20:22,138 My girlfriend's got me buying every goddamned thing here. 1103 01:20:22,344 --> 01:20:24,039 That's wonderful! Or maybe not. 1104 01:20:24,246 --> 01:20:25,838 I wouldn't be here if it weren't for her. 1105 01:20:26,048 --> 01:20:28,209 I'm blowing cash on that dress, this skirt... 1106 01:20:28,417 --> 01:20:29,543 Don't even listen to him. 1107 01:20:29,752 --> 01:20:32,084 - He can afford it. He's a lawyer. - Lawyer my ass. 1108 01:20:32,287 --> 01:20:36,314 She's got one hand in my pants, one hand in my goddamned wallet. 1109 01:20:36,525 --> 01:20:39,187 - Your illustrious model. - He's not really a model. 1110 01:20:39,395 --> 01:20:42,421 He's actually my personal cabana boy. 1111 01:20:43,899 --> 01:20:45,730 Come with me right now. 1112 01:20:51,373 --> 01:20:54,809 That's exactly what I'm talking about. Great. Okay, talk to you later. 1113 01:20:55,778 --> 01:20:57,177 Don't be showing up at my girlfriend's house. 1114 01:20:57,379 --> 01:20:58,846 You guys are boyfriend and girlfriend now? 1115 01:20:59,047 --> 01:21:00,036 - That's cool. - Yeah. 1116 01:21:00,249 --> 01:21:02,877 So maybe you don't need to be stopping by here anymore. 1117 01:21:03,085 --> 01:21:04,712 Christi Ann invited me. 1118 01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,252 You wanna push it? We'll settle this old school. 1119 01:21:07,456 --> 01:21:09,117 What? We're gonna break dance? 1120 01:21:09,792 --> 01:21:12,488 Look, shit. I forgot to tell you about him. 1121 01:21:12,694 --> 01:21:14,457 Tell him about me what? I'm standing right fucking here. 1122 01:21:14,663 --> 01:21:16,187 Don't talk about me like I'm a piece of friggin' wood. 1123 01:21:16,398 --> 01:21:17,387 Easy, fella, you don't gotta... 1124 01:21:17,599 --> 01:21:19,396 "Easy, fella"? Do I look like a fucking horse to you? 1125 01:21:19,601 --> 01:21:22,001 Do I have fucking hooves? Don't fucking say "easy fella" to me! 1126 01:21:22,204 --> 01:21:23,933 Did you say the word "fuck" enough in that sentence? 1127 01:21:24,139 --> 01:21:26,664 No, let me add a few more. Fuck you. And fuck you too! 1128 01:21:26,875 --> 01:21:28,399 Let's just all cool out. 1129 01:21:28,844 --> 01:21:30,311 - Stanny! - Wanna try to grab me again, fucker? 1130 01:21:30,512 --> 01:21:32,605 - Easy, fella, just... - Quit saying "easy fella" to me! 1131 01:21:32,815 --> 01:21:34,282 - Just chill the fuck out! - Stanny! 1132 01:21:34,650 --> 01:21:37,676 - Don't you lay a hand on me! - I'm not gonna lay a hand on you. 1133 01:21:37,886 --> 01:21:38,875 Didn't even lay a hand on him. 1134 01:21:39,087 --> 01:21:40,145 I knocked him on his ass with my elbow. 1135 01:21:40,355 --> 01:21:43,620 Stanny, get in the goddamned house. And, Damien, you can go! 1136 01:21:45,527 --> 01:21:47,654 - I hope you're proud of yourself. - I hope you're proud of yourself... 1137 01:21:47,863 --> 01:21:50,593 using that stupid fuck to get a reaction out of me. 1138 01:21:50,799 --> 01:21:54,030 Yeah, go ahead, keep fooling yourself. At least you're fooling somebody. 1139 01:21:59,908 --> 01:22:05,505 - Joe, I'm gonna cum... - You motherfuckin' shit! 1140 01:22:15,123 --> 01:22:17,250 Thank you, Joe. 1141 01:22:17,459 --> 01:22:21,327 Was that good? Was that good, Joe? 1142 01:22:23,298 --> 01:22:26,392 Do you want me to get you a towel? 1143 01:23:01,236 --> 01:23:04,535 Just fucking listen to me, alright? You realize what you do to me? 1144 01:23:04,740 --> 01:23:09,074 You insist that I throw you down and treat you like a cheap whore... 1145 01:23:09,278 --> 01:23:10,336 'cause it's the only way you can get off. 1146 01:23:10,546 --> 01:23:13,276 Then in daily life if I show any form of aggression... 1147 01:23:13,482 --> 01:23:16,918 or jealousy, you freak the fuck out. Do you know how confusing it is... 1148 01:23:17,119 --> 01:23:19,485 ...to be in a relationship with you? - What we do in the bedroom... 1149 01:23:19,688 --> 01:23:22,156 and what we do in our relationship out in the real world... 1150 01:23:22,357 --> 01:23:23,881 those are two goddamned different things, Stanny. 1151 01:23:24,092 --> 01:23:27,789 So just as long as we do everything the way you want on your terms... 1152 01:23:27,996 --> 01:23:29,395 then we'll be fine. 1153 01:23:29,598 --> 01:23:31,828 Why do you have to be so combative with me? 1154 01:23:32,034 --> 01:23:35,902 I'm not the combative one, okay? This is what you do. It's not funny. 1155 01:23:36,104 --> 01:23:38,629 You pick fights with me and then you yell at me for fighting! 1156 01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:41,536 I'm not the one who's fucking yelling here, okay, buddy? 1157 01:23:41,743 --> 01:23:43,142 You instigate me to do shit. 1158 01:23:43,345 --> 01:23:46,041 Then when I do you get to point out how fucked up I am. 1159 01:23:46,248 --> 01:23:49,911 'Cause you're so pathetically afraid I might realize how fucked up you are. 1160 01:23:50,118 --> 01:23:52,780 Oh, I'm the fucked up one? I'm the fucked up one? 1161 01:23:52,988 --> 01:23:56,788 Honey, I gotta fucking hold you down and call you a whore for you to cum... 1162 01:23:56,992 --> 01:23:58,687 and you say I got self-esteem issues? 1163 01:23:58,894 --> 01:24:01,021 You know what? Fuck this and fuck you... 1164 01:24:01,229 --> 01:24:04,596 because I am not gonna do this with you, fucking asshole! 1165 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:08,292 - I am through! - Be a fucking rich bitch crybaby. 1166 01:24:08,503 --> 01:24:12,064 It doesn't affect me anymore 'cause I'm done back-peddling just so... 1167 01:24:12,274 --> 01:24:15,675 I don't notice what a goddamned psycho you are. You're a head case. 1168 01:24:15,877 --> 01:24:18,437 I am not the fucked up one. I am not the psycho, okay? 1169 01:24:18,647 --> 01:24:22,777 I'm not the one that's hit people. You should be in goddamned therapy! 1170 01:24:22,985 --> 01:24:24,976 You're the one who's fucked up, just like your goddamned parents. 1171 01:24:25,187 --> 01:24:27,417 - You're just like them! - Well, I don't have the luxury... 1172 01:24:27,623 --> 01:24:32,526 of your rich parents to pay for your goddamned therapist, alright? 1173 01:24:32,728 --> 01:24:35,390 And you know what? All that money you waste on that bullshit... 1174 01:24:35,597 --> 01:24:39,727 I'll solve your problem right now in three words: eat less food! 1175 01:24:48,844 --> 01:24:53,372 You're a fucking asshole, you know what? 1176 01:24:54,616 --> 01:24:56,846 You're a fucking asshole. 1177 01:24:57,319 --> 01:25:00,846 And I loved you. I did. I loved you. 1178 01:25:01,189 --> 01:25:05,285 I don't know why. I don't know why I did! I was stupid! 1179 01:25:05,494 --> 01:25:10,124 I was really dumb! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I did this to us! 1180 01:25:10,332 --> 01:25:14,132 I did it and I'm sorry! You gotta go! 1181 01:25:43,065 --> 01:25:45,898 - Here we go again. - No, it's for real this time, bro. 1182 01:25:46,902 --> 01:25:50,201 - What happened? - I stopped thinking with my dick. 1183 01:25:50,806 --> 01:25:53,240 No, I take that back. I stopped thinking with my wallet. 1184 01:25:53,442 --> 01:25:55,967 You think if I had a job I'd be putting up with that bullshit? 1185 01:25:56,178 --> 01:25:57,645 I just wanted to sleep late. 1186 01:25:57,846 --> 01:26:00,508 I've been working hard my whole life and I wanted a break. 1187 01:26:00,716 --> 01:26:03,981 We got a break. Now what? 1188 01:26:04,319 --> 01:26:08,415 Now what? I'll get myself a job tending bar at night... 1189 01:26:08,724 --> 01:26:10,715 write during the day... 1190 01:26:11,059 --> 01:26:13,186 I'm gonna be a starving artist. 1191 01:26:13,395 --> 01:26:16,296 Look, you don't gotta come with me, alright? Stay here. 1192 01:26:16,498 --> 01:26:18,193 This works for you. Doesn't work for me. 1193 01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:20,095 Stanny, just calm down. 1194 01:26:20,302 --> 01:26:23,533 Just sleep over it. Maybe you'll feel different about it in the morning. 1195 01:26:23,739 --> 01:26:25,832 I ain't gonna feel any different about it tomorrow, Joe. 1196 01:26:26,041 --> 01:26:28,509 Where the fuck are you gonna go at three a. m? 1197 01:26:40,856 --> 01:26:43,154 Bro, just go back to the party. 1198 01:26:43,825 --> 01:26:46,419 Go have fun, alright? 1199 01:26:46,628 --> 01:26:49,290 Don't worry about me. 1200 01:26:53,401 --> 01:26:56,893 Just try and get some sleep, alright? 1201 01:27:41,983 --> 01:27:43,473 So... 1202 01:27:44,085 --> 01:27:47,953 I think I'm gonna take that guy up on that offer. 1203 01:27:48,156 --> 01:27:49,646 What guy? 1204 01:27:50,392 --> 01:27:52,292 That agent guy. He... 1205 01:27:52,994 --> 01:27:55,189 said he'd get me a plane ticket and that his... 1206 01:27:55,397 --> 01:27:57,422 agency has some sort of a deal with a... 1207 01:27:57,632 --> 01:28:02,228 hotel in... Milan. It's in Europe. 1208 01:28:07,475 --> 01:28:09,568 I leave tomorrow. 1209 01:28:11,146 --> 01:28:16,243 - The fashion season starts soon so... - I know when the season starts. 1210 01:28:19,087 --> 01:28:23,023 It's kinda cool though, right? I mean, never been to Europe. 1211 01:28:23,692 --> 01:28:26,422 Shit, I've never been anywhere. 1212 01:28:30,465 --> 01:28:33,298 How am I ever gonna repay you for this? 1213 01:28:38,673 --> 01:28:41,699 I think it's a great opportunity. 1214 01:28:47,148 --> 01:28:49,173 - Christi Ann. - Hi! 1215 01:28:49,384 --> 01:28:52,046 - Hi. These are my friends. Justin. - Justin. 1216 01:28:52,254 --> 01:28:54,552 - And this is Carlos. - Hi. How you doing? 1217 01:28:54,756 --> 01:28:56,883 - Thanks for the invitation... - Yeah. 1218 01:28:57,459 --> 01:29:02,294 ...for your party. - It was fantastic. The show... 1219 01:29:45,373 --> 01:29:50,538 - So you'll be back in four months? - Yeah, when the season ends. 1220 01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:54,571 Well, good luck. 1221 01:29:56,351 --> 01:29:59,149 You too. 1222 01:30:14,936 --> 01:30:18,428 Well, at least your show was a big hit. 1223 01:30:26,815 --> 01:30:28,942 And to think I didn't want to go to California with you. 1224 01:30:29,150 --> 01:30:33,280 - Wherever we go, we go together. - Yeah. 1225 01:30:33,488 --> 01:30:36,548 This is gonna be a tough act to follow, though. 1226 01:30:37,459 --> 01:30:40,917 But I bet there's all kinds of different countries and shit in Europe. 1227 01:30:42,831 --> 01:30:45,026 Man, my best friend's gonna be a friggin' supermodel. 1228 01:30:45,233 --> 01:30:47,531 We're gonna be balls deep in ass over there. 1229 01:30:49,904 --> 01:30:51,269 Wow... 1230 01:30:51,940 --> 01:30:55,603 ...what a summer. - Tell me about it. 1231 01:30:58,079 --> 01:31:00,172 Goddamn it, I smoke too much pot. 1232 01:31:02,350 --> 01:31:06,480 I'm sorry that it didn't work out with Stanny. 1233 01:31:07,355 --> 01:31:10,347 Yeah. I'm sorry too. 1234 01:31:12,527 --> 01:31:15,189 Guess it's just you and me again, kiddo. 1235 01:31:20,301 --> 01:31:22,132 They sure were funny. 1236 01:31:25,974 --> 01:31:28,067 Yeah. 1237 01:31:28,743 --> 01:31:31,143 You said we'd look back on this and laugh. 1238 01:31:37,052 --> 01:31:38,917 We're crazy, aren't we? 1239 01:31:39,821 --> 01:31:44,622 Yeah. But we're damned great at it. 1240 01:31:56,604 --> 01:31:58,595 My God! 1241 01:32:04,512 --> 01:32:08,949 - You're gonna miss her, ain't you? - You're gonna miss Christi Ann? 1242 01:32:10,919 --> 01:32:12,352 Joe... 1243 01:32:13,555 --> 01:32:15,819 look, I'm starting to like this LA thing... 1244 01:32:16,024 --> 01:32:18,492 like writing movies and... 1245 01:32:19,961 --> 01:32:22,122 I don't know if I'd like Europe all that much. 1246 01:32:23,364 --> 01:32:28,495 - Bro, you gotta come with me. - No. This writing thing, I gotta do it. 1247 01:32:28,703 --> 01:32:31,035 Well, I don't wanna go over there all by myself. 1248 01:32:31,539 --> 01:32:35,236 I don't think you really want to go there in the first place. 1249 01:32:35,610 --> 01:32:38,807 Look, I gotta leave that house, but you don't. 1250 01:32:40,448 --> 01:32:44,942 And what I said about you and Christi Ann last night, I was wrong. 1251 01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:50,714 I mean, thank God girls bitch at us: make you dress better, motivate you. 1252 01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:57,361 I ain't the expert on relationships obviously, but I know this: 1253 01:32:58,199 --> 01:32:59,928 you don't wanna leave your girl. 1254 01:33:03,638 --> 01:33:07,870 - Did you love Donna? - Despite how much I hated her... 1255 01:33:08,409 --> 01:33:10,138 I always will. 1256 01:33:14,349 --> 01:33:15,976 You think I'm in love? 1257 01:33:18,453 --> 01:33:20,921 Do you think you are? 1258 01:33:44,913 --> 01:33:48,815 Me and you ain't breaking up. Go on, get out of here. 1259 01:34:34,896 --> 01:34:38,764 You wouldn't kick me out or nothing if I told you I loved you, would you? 1260 01:34:40,001 --> 01:34:41,730 I love you too. 1261 01:35:41,596 --> 01:35:45,054 So it's kind of a happy ending, for Joe and Christi Ann anyways. 1262 01:35:45,566 --> 01:35:46,999 Don't worry about me and Donna. 1263 01:35:47,201 --> 01:35:49,260 You know real life, it ain't like the movies. 1264 01:35:49,470 --> 01:35:50,869 Life is just a bunch of stories you go through... 1265 01:35:51,072 --> 01:35:52,596 and they all end sooner or later. 1266 01:35:53,441 --> 01:35:56,877 But it's okay. I'm gonna go find my next story. 1267 01:35:57,879 --> 01:35:59,107 Hope you do the same. 105852