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>> Announcer: TONIGHT, ON "LATE
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NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS,"
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COLIN QUINN.
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STAR OF "FILTHY RICH," ACTRESS
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KIM CATTRALL
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MUSIC FROM JEFF ROSENSTOCK
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FEATURING THE BAND WITH
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JESSICA BURDEAUX
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AND NOW, SETH MEYERS
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SETH MEYERS, AND THIS IS "LATE
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NIGHT.
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HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT
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ALL RIGHT.
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SAME AS ALWAYS, LET'S GET TO THE
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NEWS
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THE "NEW YORK TIMES" YESTERDAY
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PUBLISHED AN INVESTIGATION INTO
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PRESIDENT TRUMP'S FINANCES
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AND LET'S JUST SAY, MELANIA'S
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GOING TO BE PRETTY PISSED WHEN
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SHE LEARNS WHAT HALF OF NEGATIVE
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431 MILLION IS
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THE "NEW YORK TIMES"
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INVESTIGATION PUBLISHED
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YESTERDAY ALLEGES PRESIDENT
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TRUMP HAS PAID ALMOST NOTHING IN
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FEDERAL INCOME TAX OVER THE PAST
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20 YEARS
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WOW.
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IF TRUE, THIS BOMBSHELL HAS THE
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POTENTIAL TO BE ALMOST AS
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DAMAGING TO HIS POLITICAL CAREER
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AS THE "ACCESS HOLLYWOOD" TAPE
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THE "NEW YORK TIMES"
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INVESTIGATION PUBLISHED
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YESTERDAY SHOWED TRUMP PAID JUST
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$750 IN FEDERAL INCOME TAX IN
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BOTH 2016 AND 2017, WHICH I HAVE
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TO ADMIT, IS WAY FUNNIER THAN
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PAYING $0.
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IT'S LIKE GIVING SOMEONE A
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STARBUCKS GIFT CARD WITH
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68 CENTS ON IT
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HEY, CONSIDER IT A DOWN PAYMENT
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ON A TALL.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP AND FORMER VICE
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PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN ARE SET TO
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APPEAR TOMORROW IN CLEVELAND FOR
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THEIR FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.
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THE MEDIA'S SETTING THIS UP LIKE
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IT'S GOING TO BE A PRIZE FIGHT,
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BUT I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE
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MORE LIKE ONE OF THOSE SAD
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BOXING MATCHES WHERE THE REF
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SPENDS THE WHOLE TIME TRYING TO
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GET THEM OUT OF THE CLINCH
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"COME ON, GUYS
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COME ON.
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STOP HOLDING EACH OTHER UP
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PEOPLE PAID GOOD MONEY."
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PRESIDENT TRUMP YESTERDAY CALLED
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ON FORMER VICE PRESIDENT
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JOE BIDEN TO TAKE A DRUG TEST
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BEFORE THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE,
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MAKING IT THE FIRST TIME TRUMP'S
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EVER BEEN IN FAVOR OF MORE
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TESTING.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP REPORTEDLY
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PREPARED FOR THE FIRST
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PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE YESTERDAY,
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BUT NOT FOR VERY LONG.
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"NOW, IF I SWEAT, WILL THE
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SHARPIE RUN?
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BECAUSE THAT'S A PROBLEM
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WELL, I'M JUST SAYING.
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LET'S TRY TO THINK THIS STUFF
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THROUGH, GUYS!
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I CAN'T BE -- I CAN'T BE THE
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STOPGAP FOR EVERYTHING
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I'M NOT SURE STOPGAP'S THE RIGHT
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WORD
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WHAT'S THE WORD I WAS LOOKING
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FOR, BAZE?
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>> NO, I THINK THAT WAS FINE
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>> Seth: ALL RIGHT
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OUR HEAD WRITER, ALEX BAZE IS
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HERE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND
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THAT'S THE KIND OF BANTER YOU
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CAN EXPECT NOW
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AFTER PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED
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THAT HE SELECTED JUDGE
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AMY CONEY BARRETT TO BE HIS
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SUPREME COURT NOMINEE, SENATE
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REPUBLICANS BEGAN SELLING A
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"NOTORIOUS ACB" T-SHIRT.
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AND IT'S MORE OBNOXIOUS THAN YOU
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THINK BECAUSE THEY DON'T EVEN
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KNOW ABOUT THE RAPPER.
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ACCORDING TO A NEW BOOK BY
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PRESIDENT TRUMP'S FORMER DEPUTY
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CAMPAIGN MANAGER, TRUMP WANTED
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TO SELECT HIS DAUGHTER IVANKA TO
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BE HIS VICE --
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PRESIDENT.
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HIS VICE PRESIDENT
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NASA ASTRONAUT, KATE RUBINS IS
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REPORTEDLY PLANNING TO VOTE IN
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NOVEMBER'S ELECTION FROM THE
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INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.
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AND BAD NEWS, GEORGIA, THAT'S
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ALSO YOUR POLLING PLACE.
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AFTER A SURGE OF CORONAVIRUS
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CASES AT THE UNIVERSITY OF
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COLORADO, HEALTH OFFICIALS IN
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BOULDER HAVE BANNED
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18-22-YEAR-OLDS FROM GATHERING
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IN GROUPS OF ANY SIZE FOR TWO
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WEEKS.
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IT'S BEEN ESPECIALLY HARD FOR
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THAT ONE FRIEND WHO NEVER PAYS
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FOR WEED
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"OH, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?"
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"JUST BUY IT YOURSELF, COLTON.
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YOU GOT A TRUST FUND, BUDDY.
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TODAY WAS WORLD RABIES DAY SO IF
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YOU SEE SOMEONE FOAMING AT THE
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MOUTH, THAT'S PROBABLY JUST RUDY
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ON FOX NEWS.
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AND FINALLY, KRAFT HAS ANNOUNCED
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IT WILL BEGIN SELLING A LIMITED
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EDITION PUMPKIN SPICE MAC AND
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CHEESE
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LOOK FOR IT IN THE CHECKOUT LINE
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AT TJ MAXX IN APRIL.
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AND THAT WAS THE MONOLOGUE,
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EVERYBODY.
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WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
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TONIGHT.
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HE'S GOT A GREAT NEW BOOK,
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"OVERSTATED: A GUIDE TO --"
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SORRY, "A COAST-TO-COAST ROAST
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OF THE 50 STATES."
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OUR FRIEND COLIN QUINN WILL BE
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HERE
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SO EXCITED FOR THAT.
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ALSO, KIM CATTRALL
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THE FANTASTIC KIM CATTRALL WILL
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BE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HER NEW
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SHOW, "FILTHY RICH."
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AND MUSIC FROM ONE OF MY
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FAVORITES, JEFF ROSENSTOCK
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BUT -- THERE WE GO
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JEFF ROSENSTOCK.
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BUT BEFORE WE GET TO ALL OF
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THAT, ONE OF THE GREATEST TAX
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CHEATS IN AMERICAN HISTORY, A
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CRIMINALLY NEGLIGENT SOCIOPATH
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WHO LOST THE POPULAR VOTE AND
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HAS OVERSEEN THE PREVENTABLE
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DEATHS OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS
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OF AMERICANS IS ON THE VERGE OF
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PUTTING A THIRD JUSTICE ON THE
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SUPREME COURT.
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AND REPUBLICANS ARE FULL STEAM
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AHEAD.
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THIS HAS BEEN "A CLOSER LOOK."
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OH, WAIT
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I'M SORRY.
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I MEANT, IT'S TIME FOR "A CLOSER
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LOOK."
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>> Seth: EVERY DAY, EVERY SINGLE
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DAY, DONALD TRUMP, ONE OF THE
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MOST IRRITATING, UNLIKABLE,
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OFF-PUTTING INDIVIDUALS IN
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AMERICAN HISTORY, INVADES OUR
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NATIONAL CONSCIOUSNESS BY
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COMMANDEERING THE SPOTLIGHT,
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SAYING SOMETHING PSYCHOTIC, AND
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FORCING US ALL TO THINK ABOUT
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HIM.
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ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE THAT
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SUCKS ABOUT THE TRUMP ERA, IT'S
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EXHAUSTING
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WHEN MY HEAD HITS THE PILLOW AT
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NIGHT, I THINK, IN HIS VOICE,
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"DID I LEAVE THE OVEN ON
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I SHOULD GO CHECK.
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OF COURSE, IF IT'S ON, THAT'S
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NOT MY FAULT."
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SERIOUSLY, I HAVE A
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FOUR-YEAR-OLD AND A
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TWO-YEAR-OLD, AND EVEN THEY
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DON'T DEMAND MY ATTENTION THIS
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MUCH
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BECAUSE EVEN ON THEIR WORST
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DAYS, KIDS DON'T [ BLEEP ]
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THEMSELVES EVERY FIVE MINUTES.
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AGAIN?
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I JUST CHANGED YOU
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FOR EXAMPLE, TRUMP HAS LEARNED
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HE CAN DISTRACT FROM THE NEWS OF
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THE DAY AND FORCE THE MEDIA TO
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COVER WHATEVER CRAZY NONSENSE HE
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FEELS LIKE SAYING BY PRETENDING
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TO A HOLD A NEWS CONFERENCE AT
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THE WHITE HOUSE THAT ALMOST
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ALWAYS ENDS UP TURNING INTO A
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CAMPAIGN RALLY/THERAPY SESSION
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AND APPARENTLY, I'M NOT THE ONLY
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ONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY, BECAUSE,
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AS FOX NEWS TUNED INTO TRUMP'S
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LATEST GRIPE SESSION LAST NIGHT
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AT THE WHITE HOUSE, A HOT MIC
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CAUGHT SOMEONE EXPRESSING THEIR
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FRUSTRATION, LIVE, ON AIR.
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HERE
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>> OH, [ BLEEP ]
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>> Seth: I HEAR YA, DISEMBODIED
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VOICE.
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I HEAR YA.
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WAIT, WAS THAT THE VOICE OF THE
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WHITE HOUSE?
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HAS THE WHITE HOUSE RESISTED
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USING ITS MAGICAL POWER OF
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SPEECH FOR CENTURIES, ONLY TO
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FINALLY CAVE AT A TRUMP PRESS
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CONFERENCE, TO UTTER AN
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EXHAUSTED "OH, [ BLEEP ]"?
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LIKE, ARE WE JUST GOING TO START
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HEARING THE INTERNAL MONOLOGUE
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OF THE BUILDING ITSELF NOW
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>> I GUESS WE HAVE THE PRESIDENT
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HERE
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>> OH, HERE WE GO, AGAIN, WITH
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THIS [ BLEEP ] GUY
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AND STOP GETTING KETCHUP ON MY
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CURTAINS
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THEY'RE NOT NAPKINS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Seth: TRUMP USED THE OCCASION
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TO SPEW HIS USUAL B.S., FROM HIS
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DERANGED CLAIM THAT JOE BIDEN IS
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ON PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUGS,
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TO THE LIE THAT MAIL BALLOTING
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LEADS TO FRAUD
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BUT EVEN TRUMP, WITH HIS VAST
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POWERS OF DISTRACTION, COULD NOT
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PULL FOCUS AWAY FROM SUNDAY
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NIGHT'S BOMBSHELL STORY, THE NEW
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YORK TIMES" REPORTED ABOUT
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TRUMP'S SERIAL TAX CHEATING AND
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BUSINESS LOSSES.
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AND THIS STORY DIDN'T GO BACK
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DECADES TO DIG UP SOME
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EMBARRASSING DETAILS ABOUT
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TRUMP'S EARLY YEARS IN REAL
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ESTATE
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THIS WAS ABOUT HOW MUCH HE PAID
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IN TAXES AS A CANDIDATE AND THEN
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AS PRESIDENT
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>> PRESIDENT TRUMP PAID JUST
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$750 IN FEDERAL INCOME TAXES IN
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BOTH 2016 AND 2017
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THAT'S ACCORDING TO A REPORT BY
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THE "NEW YORK TIMES," WHICH SAYS
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IT OBTAINED MORE THAN TWO
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DECADES OF TAX RETURN DATA FOR
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THE PRESIDENT AND HIS COMPANIES.
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ACCORDING TO "THE TIMES," MR
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TRUMP PAID NO INCOME TAXES AT
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ALL IN TEN OF THE PREVIOUS 15
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YEARS, LARGELY BECAUSE HE
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REPORTED LOSING MUCH MORE MONEY
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THAN HE MADE
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>> Seth: THAT'S SUCH A GREAT
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PICTURE FROM THAT "NEW YORK
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TIMES" STORY
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IT'S LIKE THEY ASKED HIM TO POSE
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FOR IT
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"YEAH, WE JUST WANT TO GET YOU
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THROUGH THE WINDOW OF YOUR CAR
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I DON'T KNOW
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JUST LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO
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DOESN'T PAY TAXES.
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ALSO, $750
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I PAID MORE THAN THAT IN
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BLOCKBUSTER LATE FEES.
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I'M SERIOUS.
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IN 1993, I TOOK OUT A COPY OF
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"THE PRINCE OF TIDES."
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THEN, I LOANED IT TO MY STONER
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FRIEND WHO SOLD IT IN A YARD
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SALE
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AND WHEN BLOCKBUSTER SHUT DOWN,
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I OWED THEM 750 BUCKS.
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SO I HOPE YOU ENJOYED NOLTE AND
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BABS, SCOOCH
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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED 'EM
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SERIOUSLY, I'M HAVING TROUBLE
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WRAPPING MY HEAD AROUND JUST HOW
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CORRUPT THIS IS.
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A MAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE ONE OF
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THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS
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MOGULS IN AMERICA, WHO CLAIMS HE
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IS WORTH $10 BILLION, WHO'S CAST
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HIMSELF AS A PATRIOTIC HERO OF
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THE WORKING CLASS, PAID $750 IN
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TAXES TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT,
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WHILE HE WAS PRESIDENT OF THE
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UNITED STATES.
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JESUS, DUDE.
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WE ARE PAYING YOUR ROOM AND
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BOARD.
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YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE IT AN EVEN
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GRAND?
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ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE, IT'S
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SO BRAZEN.
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I'M SHOCKED WE DON'T HAVE
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SURVEILLANCE VIDEO OF TRUMP
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SNEAKING OUT OF FORT KNOX WITH
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GOLD BARS STUFFED IN HIS
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POCKETS.
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MAYBE, THAT'S WHY HIS COAT'S
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ALWAYS SO BULKY.
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HE JUST STOLE A BUNCH OF COINS
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FROM THE U.S. MINT
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"MR. PRESIDENT, JUST BEFORE
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TAKEOFF, WE'RE GOING TO NEED
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EVERYBODY'S WEIGHT."
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"WELL, LET'S SEE
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I'M LIKE A BUCK 80, BUT MELANIA
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IS A -- SHE'S LIKE AN
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EVEN 1,200
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NO, NO, BE COOL, MELANIA
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MY COAT'S FULL OF LOOT
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JUST BE COOL, FOR ONCE,
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MELANIA.
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IN FACT, THAT BASICALLY IS WHAT
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TRUMP'S BEEN DOING
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HE'S BEEN BILKING DONORS AND
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TAXPAYERS FOR MILLIONS OF
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DOLLARS AT HIS PRIVATE CLUBS AND
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GOLF COURSES, WHILE LOBBYISTS
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AND FOREIGN OFFICIALS POUR MONEY
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INTO HIS HOTELS TO CURRY FAVOR
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WITH HIM
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AND NOW, WE KNOW WHY
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THE DUDE'S BROKE
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>> THE "TIMES" REPORTS PRESIDENT
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TRUMP'S CORE BUSINESSES, FROM
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HIS GOLF COURSES, TO HIS
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WASHINGTON, D.C., HOTEL, HAD
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BEEN LOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
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YEAR AFTER YEAR.
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ALSO DANGLING OVER THE
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PRESIDENT'S HEAD, A DECADE-LONG
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AUDIT BY THE IRS OVER THE
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LEGITIMACY OF NEARLY $73 MILLION
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TAX REFUND THAT TRUMP RECEIVED
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AN ADVERSE RULING IN THAT CASE
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COULD COST MR. TRUMP MORE THAN
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$100 MILLION
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AND HE IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE
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FOR LOANS AND OTHER DEBTS
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TOTALING $421 MILLION.
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MOST OF IT COMING DUE WITHIN
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FOUR YEARS
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>> Seth: SO NOW WE KNOW WHY
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TRUMP'S SO DESPERATE TO STAY IN
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THE WHITE HOUSE.
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HE NEEDS THE FREE HOUSING.
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HE NEEDS A PLACE TO CRASH.
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HE'S YOUR DEADBEAT FRIEND WHO
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REFUSES TO GET A JOB BECAUSE HE
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IS STILL WORKING ON HIS IDEA FOR
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AN APP THAT TELLS YOU WHICH
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CHIPOTLE LOCATIONS HAVE THE
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HOTTEST CASHIERS
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"I JUST NEED TO CRASH WITH YOU
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UNTIL I GET CHIPOTE-BAE OFF THE
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GROUND
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AND THEN, WE'RE JUST SOARING TO
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THE SKIES.
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TRUMP'S THE DUPREE OF THE WHITE
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HOUSE.
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THAT'S ANOTHER ONE I FORGOT TO
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RETURN TO BLOCKBUSTER.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE LAID-BACK
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ANTICS OF OWEN WILSON, SCOOCH.
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I HOPE YOU DID
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SO, TRUMP PAID VIRTUALLY NOTHING
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IN TAXES IN 2016 AND 2017.
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IT'S ONE THING TO DO THIS WHILE
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YOU'RE JUST A NEW YORK REAL
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ESTATE GRIFTER
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BUT IT'S ESPECIALLY BRAZEN TO DO
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IT WHILE YOU'RE A SITTING
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PRESIDENT.
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THAT MEANS HE WAS IN THE OVAL
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OFFICE ON THE PHONE WITH HIS
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ACCOUNTANT SAYING, WHAT?
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"890 BUCKS SEEMS LIKE A LOT.
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CAN WE GET IT DOWN TO 750?
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IT WAS 750 LAST YEAR
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I FEEL LIKE THAT WAS MORE THAN
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FAIR."
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BUT BECAUSE OF HIS BUSINESS
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ENTANGLEMENTS ACROSS THE WORLD,
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WHICH, BY THE WAY, ARE ALMOST
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CERTAINLY UNCONSTITUTIONAL, HE
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DID PAY A LOT MORE TO FOREIGN
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GOVERNMENTS.
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2017, THE PRESIDENT'S $750
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CONTRIBUTION TO THE OPERATIONS
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OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT WAS
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DWARFED BY THE $15,598 HE OR HIS
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COMPANIES PAID IN PANAMA, THE
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$145,400 IN INDIA, AND THE
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$156,824 IN THE PHILIPPINES.
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AMAZING.
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THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
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STATES PAID MORE IN TAXES TO
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PANAMA THAN HE DID TO THE UNITED
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STATES
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MAYBE, THAT'S WHY TRUMP KEEPS
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ASKING OTHER COUNTRIES TO HELP
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HIM IN THE ELECTION.
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HE THINKS THEY OWE THEM.
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"HELLO, PHILIPPINES.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY DIRT ON
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JOE BIDEN?
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IF YOU DO, I WILL PAY MY TAXES,
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IN FULL, AGAIN THIS YEAR."
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AND BY THE WAY, THIS REPORT IS
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NOT ISOLATED
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WE ALREADY KNOW TRUMP IS A
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PROLIFIC TAX CHEAT, WHO'S
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SWINDLED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR
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DECADES.
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THE "TIMES" PREVIOUSLY REPORTED
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THAT TRUMP LOST A BILLION
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DOLLARS IN OVER A DECADE IN THE
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'80s AND '90s AND AVOIDED PAYING
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INCOME TAXES FOR EIGHT OF THOSE
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TEN YEARS.
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AND IN CONGRESSIONAL TESTIMONY,
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HIS EX-FIXER, MICHAEL COHEN,
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TOLD CONGRESSWOMAN
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ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ THAT
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TRUMP MAY WELL HAVE COMMITTED
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TAX FRAUD BY LYING ABOUT THE
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VALUE OF HIS ASSETS TO SAVE
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MONEY.
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PRESIDENT INTERESTED IN REDUCING
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HIS LOCAL REAL ESTATE BILLS?
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TAX BILLS?
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>> YES
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>> AND HOW DID HE DO THAT?
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>> WHAT YOU DO IS YOU DEFLATE
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THE VALUE OF THE ASSET
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AND THEN YOU PUT IN A REQUEST TO
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THE TAX DEPARTMENT FOR A
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DEDUCTION.
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>> Seth: OF COURSE, WITH TRUMP,
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IT WAS PROBABLY HARD TO TELL
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THAT HE WAS DEFLATING THE VALUE
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OF HIS ASSETS SINCE EVERYTHING
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HE OWNS EVENTUALLY TURNS TO
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[ BLEEP ] ANYWAY
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HE SAYS HIS CASINO IS WORTH
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$0, BUT I GUESS THAT MAKES
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SENSE.
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THE SLOT MACHINE ONLY HAS TWO
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REELS.
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NOW, WHAT COHEN ALLEGED THERE IS
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ILLEGAL.
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AND WE KNOW TRUMP IS ALREADY
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UNDER INVESTIGATION BY BOTH THE
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MANHATTAN D.A. AND THE NEW YORK
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STATE ATTORNEY GENERAL, WITH THE
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D.A.'S OFFICE EVEN SUGGESTING
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TRUMP COULD BE INDICTED FOR TAX
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FRAUD.
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BUT, TO MY MIND, WHAT'S LEGAL IS
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JUST AS MUCH OF A SCANDAL HERE
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TRUMP TOOK ADVANTAGE OF A
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LABYRINTH TAX SYSTEM DESIGNED TO
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PROTECT HIS WEALTH AND SHIELD
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HIM FROM CONSEQUENCES.
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IN FACT, HE AND HIS ALLIES HAVE
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LONG ARGUED THAT RATHER THAN BE
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ASHAMED OF THIS BEHAVIOR, HE
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SHOULD BE PROUD OF IT.
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>> THE REALITY IS THIS IS PART
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OF
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OUR TAX CODE
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THE MAN'S A GENIUS
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HE KNOWS HOW TO OPERATE THE TAX
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CODE
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>> THERE'S NO ONE WHO'S SHOWN
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MORE GENIUS IN THEIR WAY TO
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MANEUVER AROUND THE TAX CODE, AS
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HE RIGHTFULLY USED THE LAWS TO
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DO THAT.
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>> AS A BUSINESSMAN AND REAL
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ESTATE DEVELOPER, I HAVE LEGALLY
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USED THE TAX LAWS TO MY BENEFIT.
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I HAVE BRILLIANTLY -- I HAVE
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BRILLIANTLY USED THOSE LAWS.
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>> MAYBE HE DOESN'T WANT THE
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AMERICAN PEOPLE, ALL OF YOU
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WATCHING TONIGHT, TO KNOW THAT
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HE'S PAID NOTHING IN FEDERAL
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TAXES, BECAUSE THE ONLY YEARS
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THAT ANYBODY'S EVER SEEN WERE A
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COUPLE OF YEARS WHEN HE HAD TO
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TURN THEM OVER TO STATE
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AUTHORITIES WHEN HE WAS TRYING
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TO GET A CASINO LICENSE.
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AND THEY SHOWED HE DIDN'T PAY
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ANY FEDERAL INCOME TAX
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SO IF HE'S PAID --
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>> THAT MAKES ME SMART
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>> Seth: NO ONE WHO'S ACTUALLY
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SMART EVER SAYS "THAT MAKES ME
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SMART.
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WHEN EINSTEIN UNVEILED HIS
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THEORY OF RELATIVITY, HE DIDN'T
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LEAN IN TO THE MIC AND SAY, "GET
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READY, GUYS, IT'S GENIUS
532
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O'CLOCK.
533
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MORE IMPORTANTLY, IT DOESN'T
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MAKE YOU SMART
535
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IT MAKES YOU POWERFUL.
536
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THERE ARE PLENTY OF SMART PEOPLE
537
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WHO PAY THEIR TAXES, IN FULL,
538
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EVERY YEAR, BECAUSE THEY DON'T
539
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HAVE THE ARMIES OF ACCOUNTANTS
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AND VAMPIRE LAWYERS THAT RICH
541
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PEOPLE LIKE TRUMP OR COMPANIES
542
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LIKE AMAZON HAVE
543
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REGULAR AMERICANS CAN'T GET AWAY
544
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WITH THIS STUFF BECAUSE THE LAW
545
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OR THE IRS WOULD COME DOWN HARD
546
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ON THEM.
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A PROPUBLICA INVESTIGATION FOUND
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THAT THE FIVE COUNTIES WITH THE
549
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HIGHEST AUDIT RATES ARE ALL
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PREDOMINANTLY AFRICAN-AMERICAN,
551
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RURAL COUNTIES IN THE DEEP
552
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SOUTH.
553
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MEANWHILE, THE TRUMPS AND
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AMAZONS OF THE WORLD SKATE BY
555
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WITHOUT ANY CONSEQUENCE.
556
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AND THAT'S BECAUSE THE SYSTEM IS
557
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RIGGED TO PROTECT THEM
558
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IF THE IRS FOUND OUT YOU DID
559
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WHAT TRUMP IS ACCUSED OF, YOUR
560
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RESPONSE WOULD BE --
561
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>> OH [ BLEEP ].
562
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>> Seth: THAT'S THE BIG TAKEAWAY
563
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HERE
564
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TRUMP IS NOT UNIQUE.
565
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HE'S THE PRODUCT AND ENABLER OF
566
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A CORRUPT SYSTEM THAT SHIELDS
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THE WEALTHIEST AND MOST POWERFUL
568
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IN OUR SOCIETY, WHILE CRUSHING
569
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EVERYONE ELSE.
570
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91 COMPANIES PAID NO FEDERAL
571
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TAXES IN 2018.
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COMPANIES LIKE AMAZON, CHEVRON,
573
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OR STARBUCKS
574
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MEANWHILE, TENS OF MILLIONS OF
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AMERICANS ARE OUT OF WORK,
576
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FACING EVICTION, STRUGGLING TO
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AFFORD HEALTH CARE, AND WAITING
578
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IN LINE AT FOOD BANKS.
579
00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:54,021
TRUMP AND HIS ALLIES DON'T JUST
580
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BENEFIT FROM THAT SYSTEM
581
00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:57,016
THEY ARE TRYING TO PRESERVE IT,
582
00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:57,016
WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE SO DEEPLY
583
00:13:57,016 --> 00:14:00,008
INVESTED IN MAKING SURE HE STAYS
584
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IN POWER ANY WAY THEY CAN.
585
00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:03,023
REMEMBER THE 2017 TAX LAW.
586
00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:03,023
THEY WROTE IN SO MANY OBSCURE
587
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TAX LOOPHOLES TO BENEFIT THE
588
00:14:05,002 --> 00:14:09,009
WEALTHY THEY WERE LITERALLY
589
00:14:06,018 --> 00:14:09,009
SCRAWLING IN THE MARGINS OF THE
590
00:14:07,027 --> 00:14:09,009
BILL AT THE LAST MINUTE.
591
00:14:11,028 --> 00:14:14,014
GOING TO BE VOTING ON THE TAX
592
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BILL
593
00:14:14,014 --> 00:14:17,009
I JUST GOT THE TAX BILL 25
594
00:14:14,014 --> 00:14:17,009
MINUTES AGO.
595
00:14:17,009 --> 00:14:20,024
THIS IS THE TAX BILL
596
00:14:17,009 --> 00:14:20,024
SEE HOW THICK IT IS?
597
00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:25,015
[ THUD ]
598
00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:25,015
THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
599
00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:27,014
OH, NO, LET'S LOOK AT THE BILL
600
00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:27,014
THIS IS WHAT IT REALLY LOOKS
601
00:14:27,014 --> 00:14:29,027
LIKE
602
00:14:27,014 --> 00:14:29,027
I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT
603
00:14:29,027 --> 00:14:33,002
THIS, FOLKS.
604
00:14:29,027 --> 00:14:33,002
THIS IS YOUR GOVERNMENT AT WORK.
605
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,017
HERE'S THE BILL, AS IT'S
606
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,017
WRITTEN.
607
00:14:35,017 --> 00:14:37,029
HERE'S THE MODIFICATIONS THAT
608
00:14:35,017 --> 00:14:37,029
ARE IN IT.
609
00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:39,021
I CAN READ ONE WORD.
610
00:14:37,029 --> 00:14:39,021
IT'S CALLED -- ADD THIS
611
00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:41,027
LANGUAGE
612
00:14:39,021 --> 00:14:41,027
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THAT WORD
613
00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:46,011
IS
614
00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:46,011
IF YOU CAN, YOU GOT BETTER EYES
615
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:49,026
THAN ME.
616
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:49,026
>> Seth: THEY SCRIBBLED TAX
617
00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:51,006
LOOPHOLES IN THE MARGINS LIKE A
618
00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:51,006
HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR SIGNING A
619
00:14:51,006 --> 00:14:54,014
YEARBOOK
620
00:14:51,006 --> 00:14:54,014
"K.I.T., SEE YOU NEXT YEAR."
621
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:56,006
TRUMP AND THE PEOPLE LIKE HIM
622
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:56,006
WERE PROTECTED AND ENRICHED BY A
623
00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:58,029
RIGGED SYSTEM.
624
00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:58,029
THEN, THEY GOT IN OFFICE AND
625
00:14:58,029 --> 00:15:01,001
RIGGED IT EVEN MORE.
626
00:14:58,029 --> 00:15:01,001
AND NOW THEY'RE DESPERATE TO
627
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,020
PRESERVE THAT SYSTEM, WHICH IS
628
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,020
WHY THEY ARE PULLING OUT ALL THE
629
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:07,005
STOPS TO RACE TO GET A 6-3
630
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:07,005
CONSERVATIVE SUPERMAJORITY ON
631
00:15:07,005 --> 00:15:08,011
THE SUPREME COURT AFTER PEOPLE
632
00:15:07,005 --> 00:15:08,011
HAVE ALREADY STARTED VOTING.
633
00:15:08,011 --> 00:15:11,019
TRUMP'S NOMINEE,
634
00:15:08,011 --> 00:15:11,019
AMY CONEY BARRETT, HAS A HISTORY
635
00:15:11,019 --> 00:15:14,021
OF RULING AGAINST WORKERS AND
636
00:15:11,019 --> 00:15:14,021
CONSUMERS AND FOR BIG BUSINESS,
637
00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:17,003
WHICH IS WHY RIGHT-WING
638
00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:17,003
BILLIONAIRE CHARLES KOCH HAS
639
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,022
ALREADY LAUNCHED A CAMPAIGN TO
640
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,022
GET HER CONFIRMED.
641
00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:20,021
ON SATURDAY, TRUMP OFFICIALLY
642
00:15:18,022 --> 00:15:20,021
ANNOUNCED HIS NOMINATION OF
643
00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:21,027
BARRETT.
644
00:15:21,027 --> 00:15:25,008
ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO SAY, HE
645
00:15:23,013 --> 00:15:25,008
DIDN'T SOUND QUITE AS EXCITED AS
646
00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:25,008
YOU'D EXPECT
647
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:32,005
GARDEN TO CONTINUE OUR
648
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:32,005
NEVER-ENDING TASK OF ENSURING
649
00:15:32,005 --> 00:15:37,013
EQUAL JUSTICE AND PRESERVING THE
650
00:15:32,005 --> 00:15:37,013
IMPARTIAL RULE OF LAW.
651
00:15:37,013 --> 00:15:40,005
[ APPLAUSE ]
652
00:15:37,013 --> 00:15:40,005
THE ENTIRE NOTRE DAME LAW
653
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:44,016
FACILITY AND FACULTY
654
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:44,016
EVERYBODY -- EVERYBODY AT THAT
655
00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:47,005
SCHOOL, ALSO -
656
00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:47,005
WE GOT SO MANY LETTERS, ALSO,
657
00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:50,016
WROTE.
658
00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:50,016
LETTERS OF SUPPORT OF AMY'S
659
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:54,004
NOMINATION TO THE 7th CIRCUIT.
660
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:54,004
>> Seth: CLASSIC "FACILITY AND
661
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:57,026
THE FACULTY.
662
00:15:54,004 --> 00:15:57,026
BUDDY, YOU CALL BIDEN LOW
663
00:15:57,026 --> 00:16:00,015
ENERGY
664
00:15:57,026 --> 00:16:00,015
YOU SOUND LIKE A TRANSISTOR
665
00:16:00,015 --> 00:16:03,010
RADIO THAT'S LOW ON BATTERIES.
666
00:16:00,015 --> 00:16:03,010
I'M SURPRISED HE DIDN'T HAVE TO
667
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:05,012
SLAP HIMSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A
668
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:05,012
LONG-HAUL TRUCKER TRYING TO STAY
669
00:16:05,012 --> 00:16:08,005
AWAKE.
670
00:16:05,012 --> 00:16:08,005
"ONLY 12 HOURS TILL PHOENIX.
671
00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:11,003
YOU CAN MAKE IT.
672
00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:11,003
THE REALITY IS TRUMP IS BORED
673
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,009
BECAUSE HE COULDN'T CARE LESS
674
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,009
ABOUT THE SUPREME COURT OR THE
675
00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:15,011
CONSTITUTION, OR WHATEVER ELSE
676
00:16:13,009 --> 00:16:15,011
STEPHEN MILLER WROTE FOR HIM TO
677
00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:17,013
SAY ON SATURDAY.
678
00:16:15,011 --> 00:16:17,013
I GUARANTEE YOU HE FLIPPED
679
00:16:17,013 --> 00:16:19,016
THROUGH THAT SPEECH FIVE MINUTES
680
00:16:17,013 --> 00:16:19,016
BEFORE HE GAVE IT THE WAY YOU
681
00:16:19,016 --> 00:16:22,007
FLIP THROUGH A "GOLF DIGEST" AT
682
00:16:19,016 --> 00:16:22,007
A DENTIST'S OFFICE
683
00:16:22,007 --> 00:16:24,023
THIS WAS THE BARGAIN TRUMP MADE
684
00:16:22,007 --> 00:16:24,023
WITH CONSERVATIVES IN THE
685
00:16:24,023 --> 00:16:27,021
INSTITUTIONAL REPUBLICAN PARTY
686
00:16:24,023 --> 00:16:27,021
THEY PUT UP WITH HIS RACISM AND
687
00:16:27,021 --> 00:16:30,007
HIS CORRUPTION, HIS
688
00:16:27,021 --> 00:16:30,007
INCOMPETENCE, AND HIS ABUSES OF
689
00:16:30,007 --> 00:16:32,029
POWER, AS LONG AS HE GAVE THEM
690
00:16:30,007 --> 00:16:32,029
THE TAX CUTS AND THE
691
00:16:32,029 --> 00:16:35,020
CONSERVATIVE SUPREME COURT
692
00:16:32,029 --> 00:16:35,020
MAJORITY THEY'VE LONG WANTED
693
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:38,009
OVER 200,000 AMERICANS ARE DEAD
694
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:38,009
FROM AN OUT-OF-CONTROL PANDEMIC,
695
00:16:38,009 --> 00:16:41,008
AND THE PRESIDENT HAS JUST BEEN
696
00:16:38,009 --> 00:16:41,008
EXPOSED AS ONE OF THE GREATEST
697
00:16:41,008 --> 00:16:44,004
TAX CHEATS IN AMERICAN HISTORY
698
00:16:41,008 --> 00:16:44,004
AND THE STRONGEST CONDEMNATION
699
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:47,019
REPUBLICANS CAN MUSTER IS --
700
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:47,019
>> OH, [ BLEEP ]
701
00:16:47,019 --> 00:16:48,028
>> Seth: THIS HAS BEEN "A CLOSER
702
00:16:47,019 --> 00:16:48,028
LOOK."
703
00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:53,025
♪
704
00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:53,025
>> Seth: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
705
00:16:53,025 --> 00:17:05,029
WITH COLIN QUINN, EVERYBODY.
706
00:16:53,025 --> 00:17:05,029
♪
707
00:17:05,029 --> 00:17:07,021
>> Announcer: BE SURE TO WATCH
708
00:17:05,029 --> 00:17:07,021
SETH IN PRIMETIME FOR HIS
709
00:17:07,021 --> 00:17:10,007
"CLOSER LOOK" SPECIAL ON
710
00:17:07,021 --> 00:17:10,007
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8th, AT
711
00:17:10,007 --> 00:17:24,000
8:30/7:30 PM CENTRAL, RIGHT HERE
712
00:17:10,007 --> 00:17:24,000
ON NBC
713
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,025
>> Seth: SITTING IN WITH US THIS
714
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,025
WEEK, SHE'S AN UP AND COMING
715
00:17:25,025 --> 00:17:27,021
TOURING AND SESSION DRUMMER FROM
716
00:17:25,025 --> 00:17:27,021
CHICAGO WHOSE VIDEOS HAVE
717
00:17:27,021 --> 00:17:30,019
GARNERED MILLIONS OF VIEWS
718
00:17:27,021 --> 00:17:30,019
YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH ALL SHE'S
719
00:17:30,019 --> 00:17:33,011
DOING OVER ON INSTAGRAM
720
00:17:30,019 --> 00:17:33,011
@JBURDSBEATS
721
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,027
JESSICA BURDEAUX IS HERE
722
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,027
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW,
723
00:17:34,027 --> 00:17:37,029
JESSICA.
724
00:17:34,027 --> 00:17:37,029
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A
725
00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:41,004
COMEDIAN, ACTOR, AND WRITER YOU
726
00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:41,004
KNOW FROM HIS WORK ON "SATURDAY
727
00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:43,016
NIGHT LIVE" AND FILMS SUCH AS
728
00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:43,016
"GROWNUPS" AND "TRAINWRECK."
729
00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:47,014
HIS LATEST BOOK, "OVERSTATED: A
730
00:17:43,016 --> 00:17:47,014
COAST-TO-COAST ROAST OF THE
731
00:17:47,014 --> 00:17:50,000
50 STATES" IS AVAILABLE NOW.
732
00:17:47,014 --> 00:17:50,000
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
733
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,023
ONE OF OUR FAVORITES,
734
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,023
COLIN QUINN.
735
00:17:51,023 --> 00:17:53,009
HOW ARE YOU, COLIN
736
00:17:51,023 --> 00:17:53,009
>> WOO
737
00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:55,014
HI, SETH
738
00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:55,014
HOW ARE YOU?
739
00:17:55,014 --> 00:17:58,019
>> Seth: I MISS HAVING YOUR
740
00:17:55,014 --> 00:17:58,019
ENERGY IN THE STUDIO WITH ME
741
00:17:58,019 --> 00:18:00,021
>> THANK YOU
742
00:17:58,019 --> 00:18:00,021
I MISS BEING THERE
743
00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:03,023
THIS IS GOING TO BE WEIRD, BUT
744
00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:03,023
YOU LIKE THIS LONG, HITCHCOCKIAN
745
00:18:03,023 --> 00:18:07,005
SHOT BEHIND ME, RIGHT?
746
00:18:03,023 --> 00:18:07,005
>> Seth: I VERY -- THE
747
00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:09,010
CINEMATOGRAPHER IN YOU HAS COME
748
00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:09,010
OUT ONCE AGAIN WITH YOUR FRAMING
749
00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:12,022
THERE.
750
00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:12,022
THE WHOLE -- I THINK THE WHOLE
751
00:18:12,022 --> 00:18:16,000
INTERVIEW WILL BE WAITING TO SEE
752
00:18:12,022 --> 00:18:16,000
WHO'S COMING UP BEHIND YOU
753
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,012
>> WELL, I THINK IT'S ALSO
754
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,012
SYMBOLIC, LIKE THE UNCONSCIOUS
755
00:18:19,012 --> 00:18:20,016
AND, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
756
00:18:19,012 --> 00:18:20,016
>> Seth: I THINK WE ALL GET IT
757
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,001
WE ALL GET WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO
758
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,001
DO
759
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,001
>> OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT,
760
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,001
BUT GO AHEAD
761
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:26,029
[ LAUGHTER ]
762
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:26,029
>> Seth: SO YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A
763
00:18:26,029 --> 00:18:29,007
BORN AND RAISED NEW YORKER, AND
764
00:18:26,029 --> 00:18:29,007
I NEED TO KNOW
765
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:32,006
DID YOU LEAVE -- HAVE YOU LEFT
766
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:32,006
AT ALL DURING QUARANTINE
767
00:18:32,006 --> 00:18:34,021
>> JUST LITTLE MINOR TRIPS
768
00:18:32,006 --> 00:18:34,021
BUT NOT REALLY, NO
769
00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:37,007
I'M ONE OF THOSE -- I'M LIKE
770
00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:37,007
THOSE PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, THAT
771
00:18:37,007 --> 00:18:40,015
DON'T LEAVE DURING THE HURRICANE
772
00:18:37,007 --> 00:18:40,015
AND, YOU KNOW, THE TORNADO
773
00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:42,007
THE OLD GUYS LIKE, "I'M NOT
774
00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:42,007
LEAVING MY HOUSE."
775
00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:44,009
AND THEN, THEY DIE
776
00:18:42,007 --> 00:18:44,009
AND YOU'RE LIKE, YOU DIDN'T WANT
777
00:18:44,009 --> 00:18:48,001
TO LEAVE
778
00:18:44,009 --> 00:18:48,001
>> Seth: IT DOES SEEM LIKE THIS
779
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,020
IS -- IT'S LIKE THE SOURCE OF
780
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,020
YOUR POWERS.
781
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,014
IT WOULD SEEM VERY STRANGE TO ME
782
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:51,014
IF YOU -- IF YOU LEFT NEW YORK
783
00:18:51,014 --> 00:18:54,001
CITY
784
00:18:51,014 --> 00:18:54,001
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
785
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:57,010
EVERY TIME I LEAVE, WHEN I COME
786
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:57,010
BACK, I ALMOST -- MY WHOLE HEART
787
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,016
SWELLS UP IN THE CAB COMING FROM
788
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,016
THE AIRPORT.
789
00:18:59,016 --> 00:19:01,021
LIKE, "OH.
790
00:18:59,016 --> 00:19:01,021
[ LAUGHTER ]
791
00:19:01,021 --> 00:19:04,001
I LOVE NEW YORK.
792
00:19:01,021 --> 00:19:04,001
>> Seth: THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL
793
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:05,019
DRIVE FROM THE AIRPORT
794
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:05,019
IT SHOULD BE NOTED, FOR THOSE
795
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,015
WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN HERE
796
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,015
>> REALLY IS
797
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:11,000
YEAH
798
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:11,000
>> Seth: SO THIS IS BASED ON
799
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,016
YOUR -- THE BOOK IS BASED ON
800
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,016
YOUR SHOW "RED STATE, BLUE
801
00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:15,021
STATE.
802
00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:15,021
AND YOU'RE NOT THAT OPTIMISTIC
803
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:19,002
ABOUT THE STATE OF THE NATION.
804
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:19,002
YOU BASICALLY SAY WE'RE LIKE --
805
00:19:19,002 --> 00:19:23,003
IT'S LIKE A MARRIAGE COUPLE
806
00:19:19,002 --> 00:19:23,003
ABOUT TO DESIGN DIVORCE PAPERS
807
00:19:23,003 --> 00:19:25,025
>> YEAH.
808
00:19:23,003 --> 00:19:25,025
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, EVERYBODY
809
00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:28,028
KNOWS THIS IS OVER
810
00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:28,028
BUT WE STILL KEEP HANGING ON
811
00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:31,000
LIKE ANY MARRIAGE.
812
00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:31,000
LIKE, "THEY'LL COME AROUND
813
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,019
THEY'LL CHANGE."
814
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,019
YOU KNOW
815
00:19:33,019 --> 00:19:35,011
AND WHAT ARE WE ARGUING OVER
816
00:19:33,019 --> 00:19:35,011
MONEY.
817
00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:38,026
LIKE ANY MARRIED COUPLE.
818
00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:38,026
BUT THE GOOD THING ABOUT MY
819
00:19:38,026 --> 00:19:42,027
BOOK, IF I -- IF I CAN SAY SO,
820
00:19:38,026 --> 00:19:42,027
IS EVERYTHING'S A STATE.
821
00:19:42,027 --> 00:19:44,026
SO IT'S LIKE -- I'M ALL ABOUT
822
00:19:42,027 --> 00:19:44,026
TABLE OF CONTENTS, AT THIS
823
00:19:44,026 --> 00:19:46,016
POINT.
824
00:19:44,026 --> 00:19:46,016
[ LAUGHTER ]
825
00:19:46,016 --> 00:19:49,007
YOU CAN READ THIS BOOK AND JUST,
826
00:19:46,016 --> 00:19:49,007
THERE IT IS.
827
00:19:49,007 --> 00:19:51,023
IT'S LIKE -- YOU EVER SEE "THE
828
00:19:49,007 --> 00:19:51,023
FOUNDER" WITH MICHAEL KEATON
829
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:55,024
>> Seth: YEAH, OF COURSE
830
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:55,024
>> AND THEN, HE WALKS IN
831
00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:58,009
McDONALD'S AND EVERYTHING'S
832
00:19:55,024 --> 00:19:58,009
ORGANIZED.
833
00:19:58,009 --> 00:19:59,014
THAT'S HOW PEOPLE ARE GOING TO
834
00:19:58,009 --> 00:19:59,014
FEEL WHEN THEY LOOK AT THIS
835
00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:01,002
BOOK
836
00:19:59,014 --> 00:20:01,002
THEY GO, "OH, LOOK, NEW MEXICO."
837
00:20:01,002 --> 00:20:02,018
INSTEAD OF LIKE, "OH, FRENCH
838
00:20:01,002 --> 00:20:02,018
FRIES.
839
00:20:02,018 --> 00:20:04,014
YOU KNOW, LIKE THAT.
840
00:20:02,018 --> 00:20:04,014
[ LAUGHTER ]
841
00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:07,006
[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
842
00:20:04,014 --> 00:20:07,006
>> Seth: PEOPLE WILL RESPOND TO
843
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,010
YOUR BOOK THE WAY RAY KROC DID
844
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,010
WHEN HE SAW THE ORIGINAL
845
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:12,003
McDONALD'S
846
00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:12,003
>> EXACTLY
847
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,025
>> Seth: THE DEDICATION -- I'M
848
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,025
ALWAYS DRAWN TO THE DEDICATION
849
00:20:14,025 --> 00:20:16,017
YOU DEDICATED THIS BOOK TO
850
00:20:14,025 --> 00:20:16,017
SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL
851
00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:19,013
>> YEAH.
852
00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:19,013
I DEDICATED IT TO MYSELF
853
00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:22,011
>> Seth: RIGHT
854
00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:22,011
>> BECAUSE ONE THING I'M GETTING
855
00:20:22,011 --> 00:20:25,003
SICK OF IS THE FALSE HUMILITY.
856
00:20:22,011 --> 00:20:25,003
YOU KNOW, THAT WAS LIKE A 1950s
857
00:20:25,003 --> 00:20:28,001
THING.
858
00:20:25,003 --> 00:20:28,001
AND THEN, EVERYBODY MADE FUN OF
859
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:32,009
SHOW BUSINESS IN THE '70s AND
860
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:32,009
'60s
861
00:20:32,009 --> 00:20:33,023
AND DUSTIN HOFFMAN WOULD WEAR
862
00:20:32,009 --> 00:20:33,023
LIKE A CORDUROY JACKET TO THE
863
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,025
OSCARS
864
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,025
AND YOU KNOW, NOW, SUDDENLY,
865
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:40,006
IT'S BACK TO YOU'RE AMAZING.
866
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:40,006
YOU'RE THE BEST AND PEOPLE ARE
867
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,028
HUGGING AND OVER-COMPLIMENTING
868
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,028
EACH OTHER
869
00:20:42,028 --> 00:20:44,020
AND DEDICATING, MAKING THESE
870
00:20:42,028 --> 00:20:44,020
PLATITUDES
871
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:47,012
SO I DEDICATED TO THE PERSON
872
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:47,012
THAT DID THE LION'S SHARE OF THE
873
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:52,003
WORK IN THIS COUNTRY, ME
874
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:52,003
>> Seth: IT IS, IT'S VERY
875
00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:53,006
REFRESHING FOR SOMEONE TO
876
00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:53,006
JUST -- CALL IT -- LOOK.
877
00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:57,020
I THINK WE ALL KNOW YOU DID THE
878
00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:57,020
LION'S SHARE OF THE WORK HERE,
879
00:20:57,020 --> 00:21:00,002
AND YOU DESERVE THE DEDICATION
880
00:20:57,020 --> 00:21:00,002
>> I MEAN, IT WAS A TRUMP MOVE
881
00:21:00,002 --> 00:21:01,028
I GUESS, IT'S THE RIGHT ERA TO
882
00:21:00,002 --> 00:21:01,028
DO THAT, TOO
883
00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:04,020
[ LAUGHTER ]
884
00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:04,020
>> Seth: YOU -- WE HAVE A DEBATE
885
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:08,012
COMING UP, TOMORROW NIGHT.
886
00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:08,012
I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD
887
00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:09,028
LOVE TO SEE COLIN QUINN AS A
888
00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:09,028
MODERATOR FOR PRESIDENTIAL
889
00:21:09,028 --> 00:21:11,005
DEBATE
890
00:21:09,028 --> 00:21:11,005
WHAT WOULD BE A QUESTION YOU
891
00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:13,012
WOULD ASK?
892
00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:13,012
>> I WOULD -- WELL, ONE QUESTION
893
00:21:13,012 --> 00:21:15,015
I WOULD ASK.
894
00:21:13,012 --> 00:21:15,015
I WOULD SAY, "ARE YOU -- ARE YOU
895
00:21:15,015 --> 00:21:17,016
AS FRIGHTENED AS EVERYBODY ELSE
896
00:21:15,015 --> 00:21:17,016
THAT ONE OF YOU WILL ACTUALLY
897
00:21:17,016 --> 00:21:18,024
WILL BE THE PRESIDENT IN
898
00:21:17,016 --> 00:21:18,024
NOVEMBER?"
899
00:21:18,024 --> 00:21:22,018
[ LAUGHTER ]
900
00:21:18,024 --> 00:21:22,018
>> Seth: YEAH.
901
00:21:22,018 --> 00:21:25,000
IT DOES FEEL VERY SURREAL THAT
902
00:21:22,018 --> 00:21:25,000
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
903
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,012
LIKE, I KNEW IT WAS COMING
904
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,012
AND NOW, I KIND OF CAN'T WRAP MY
905
00:21:27,012 --> 00:21:29,021
HEAD AROUND THE FACT THAT WE ARE
906
00:21:27,012 --> 00:21:29,021
GOING TO WATCH THOSE TWO
907
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:33,003
GENTLEMEN, UH -- TALK TOMORROW
908
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:33,003
>> KIND OF EXCITING, IN A WAY,
909
00:21:33,003 --> 00:21:36,021
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
910
00:21:33,003 --> 00:21:36,021
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
911
00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:40,002
>> Seth: YOU -- YOU TAKE ISSUE
912
00:21:36,021 --> 00:21:40,002
WITH SOME OF THE THINGS THAT I
913
00:21:40,002 --> 00:21:43,025
FEEL LIKE ARE OBVIOUSLY HELD IN
914
00:21:40,002 --> 00:21:43,025
VERY HIGH REGARD
915
00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:45,014
LIKE, THE BILL OF RIGHTS
916
00:21:43,025 --> 00:21:45,014
YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES WITH THE
917
00:21:45,014 --> 00:21:47,018
BILL OF RIGHTS
918
00:21:45,014 --> 00:21:47,018
>> WELL, I MEAN, THE BILL OF
919
00:21:47,018 --> 00:21:49,025
RIGHTS IS THE WORST.
920
00:21:47,018 --> 00:21:49,025
IT WAS AN ADD-ON, ANYWAY
921
00:21:49,025 --> 00:21:51,011
IT'S NOT PART OF THE
922
00:21:49,025 --> 00:21:51,011
CONSTITUTION
923
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:53,003
THEY WERE LIKE, "HEY, WE FORGOT
924
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:53,003
ABOUT THE PEOPLE."
925
00:21:53,003 --> 00:21:54,010
AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE, "OH,
926
00:21:53,003 --> 00:21:54,010
LET'S GIVE THEM THE BILL OF
927
00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:56,012
RIGHTS."
928
00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:56,012
AND FIRST OF ALL, FREEDOM OF
929
00:21:56,012 --> 00:21:58,014
SPEECH, THAT'S A FIGURE OF
930
00:21:56,012 --> 00:21:58,014
SPEECH
931
00:21:58,014 --> 00:21:59,023
THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
932
00:21:58,014 --> 00:21:59,023
FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
933
00:21:59,023 --> 00:22:02,005
NOW, WE'VE SEEN, SOCIAL MEDIA
934
00:21:59,023 --> 00:22:02,005
HAS EXPOSED HOW HORRIFYING IT
935
00:22:02,005 --> 00:22:06,016
IS
936
00:22:02,005 --> 00:22:06,016
BECAUSE OUR COUNTRY IS NOT MEANT
937
00:22:06,016 --> 00:22:08,015
TO BE A POLITICAL -- WE'RE NOT
938
00:22:06,016 --> 00:22:08,015
SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTELLIGENT
939
00:22:08,015 --> 00:22:12,016
COUNTRY.
940
00:22:08,015 --> 00:22:12,016
WE WERE LIKE AN ENTHUSIASTIC,
941
00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:15,029
LIKE, YOUNG, LIKE, JOCK.
942
00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:15,029
FUN, YOU KNOW?
943
00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:18,024
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE
944
00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:18,024
FRANCE, DEBATING WITH CHAIN
945
00:22:18,024 --> 00:22:21,013
SMOKING AND, YOU KNOW, SITTING
946
00:22:18,024 --> 00:22:21,013
AT A CAFE TALKING ABOUT THE
947
00:22:21,013 --> 00:22:23,012
NUANCES OF POLITICS.
948
00:22:21,013 --> 00:22:23,012
AND NOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'VE
949
00:22:23,012 --> 00:22:27,026
BECOME
950
00:22:23,012 --> 00:22:27,026
>> Seth: AND I THINK ONE OF THE
951
00:22:27,026 --> 00:22:29,028
THINGS THAT, YOU KNOW, WHENEVER
952
00:22:27,026 --> 00:22:29,028
THIS COMES UP AND THERE IS A
953
00:22:29,028 --> 00:22:32,010
SEAT ON THE SUPREME COURT, WE
954
00:22:29,028 --> 00:22:32,010
REALIZE THAT WE'RE A LOT OF
955
00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:34,006
PEOPLE BUT NOT REALLY A LOT OF
956
00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:34,006
US HAVE THAT MUCH OF A SAY
957
00:22:34,006 --> 00:22:37,004
>> YEAH.
958
00:22:34,006 --> 00:22:37,004
I MEAN, ALL THESE PEOPLE, ALL
959
00:22:37,004 --> 00:22:39,023
THESE SENATORS, CONGRESS, WE
960
00:22:37,004 --> 00:22:39,023
TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
961
00:22:39,023 --> 00:22:41,009
SUPREME COURT.
962
00:22:39,023 --> 00:22:41,009
THEY'RE LIKE, "YEAH, LEAVE IT AT
963
00:22:41,009 --> 00:22:43,021
NINE."
964
00:22:41,009 --> 00:22:43,021
IT'S LIKE, "REALLY
965
00:22:43,021 --> 00:22:44,024
ISN'T THAT HOW THE COUNTRY
966
00:22:43,021 --> 00:22:44,024
STARTED?
967
00:22:44,024 --> 00:22:47,023
WITH NINE?
968
00:22:44,024 --> 00:22:47,023
WOULDN'T IT BE LIKE 27 TIMES
969
00:22:47,023 --> 00:22:50,009
MORE PEOPLE?
970
00:22:47,023 --> 00:22:50,009
27 TIMES
971
00:22:50,009 --> 00:22:53,001
IT SHOULD BE LIKE 270 PEOPLE
972
00:22:50,009 --> 00:22:53,001
SINCE THERE'S 300 MILLION
973
00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:56,022
PEOPLE
974
00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:56,022
BUT THEY'RE LIKE, "NO, NINE
975
00:22:56,022 --> 00:22:59,004
PEOPLE, WHO, YOU KNOW, WHO WOULD
976
00:22:56,022 --> 00:22:59,004
RATHER BE SHOWING EACH OTHER
977
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,026
PICTURES OF THEIR GRANDCHILDREN.
978
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,026
LET'S MAKE THAT THE DECIDING
979
00:23:01,026 --> 00:23:04,028
FACTOR ON EVERYTHING."
980
00:23:01,026 --> 00:23:04,028
>> Seth: DECLARATION OF
981
00:23:04,028 --> 00:23:06,020
INDEPENDENCE
982
00:23:04,028 --> 00:23:06,020
SURELY, YOU DON'T HAVE AN ISSUE
983
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:10,021
WITH THAT.
984
00:23:06,020 --> 00:23:10,021
>> WELL, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
985
00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:12,004
OBVIOUSLY, ALL MEN ARE CREATED
986
00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:12,004
EQUAL.
987
00:23:12,004 --> 00:23:15,006
IF WE SET EXPECTATIONS -
988
00:23:12,004 --> 00:23:15,006
INSTEAD, IF THEY JUST SAID, "ALL
989
00:23:15,006 --> 00:23:16,019
MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL.
990
00:23:15,006 --> 00:23:16,019
WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO
991
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:19,003
SAY.
992
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:19,003
[ LAUGHTER ]
993
00:23:19,003 --> 00:23:20,023
AND THEN, PEOPLE WOULD HAVE BEEN
994
00:23:19,003 --> 00:23:20,023
LIKE, "OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW
995
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:23,019
THAT, GO ON.
996
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:23,019
>> Seth: AND THE ELECTORAL
997
00:23:23,019 --> 00:23:26,014
COLLEGE.
998
00:23:23,019 --> 00:23:26,014
I THINK THAT PEOPLE, NOW MORE
999
00:23:26,014 --> 00:23:28,026
THAN EVER, ARE MAYBE THINKING
1000
00:23:26,014 --> 00:23:28,026
THIS WASN'T THE BEST SITUATION
1001
00:23:28,026 --> 00:23:31,028
>> YEAH.
1002
00:23:28,026 --> 00:23:31,028
BUT AT THE TIME -- AT THE
1003
00:23:31,028 --> 00:23:34,000
TIME -- YOU LOOK AT A SHOW LIKE
1004
00:23:31,028 --> 00:23:34,000
"DEADWOOD," WHICH IS WHERE I GET
1005
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,018
ALL OF MY RESEARCH FROM.
1006
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,018
"DEADWOOD" -- YOU'RE DEALING
1007
00:23:38,018 --> 00:23:42,009
WITH, LIKE, PSYCHOTIC GUYS, OIL
1008
00:23:38,018 --> 00:23:42,009
BARONS, CATTLE BARONS -- YOU
1009
00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:44,028
COULD -- THEY DIDN'T WANT TO BE
1010
00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:44,028
STATES
1011
00:23:44,028 --> 00:23:47,000
YOU HAD -- THEY NEEDED INCENTIVE
1012
00:23:44,028 --> 00:23:47,000
TO BE A STATE.
1013
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,022
THEY WERE LIKE, "WELL, I'D
1014
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,022
RATHER BE A TERRITORY.
1015
00:23:48,022 --> 00:23:52,001
BEING A TERRITORY MEANS YOU
1016
00:23:48,022 --> 00:23:52,001
STILL CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
1017
00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:54,026
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY TAXES.
1018
00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:54,026
SO TO GET THEM IN, THEY KIND OF
1019
00:23:54,026 --> 00:23:56,021
HAD TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING
1020
00:23:54,026 --> 00:23:56,021
SO THEY GAVE THEM TWO SENATORS
1021
00:23:56,021 --> 00:24:00,017
YOU KNOW
1022
00:23:56,021 --> 00:24:00,017
>> Seth: I ALSO -- I BELIEVE I
1023
00:24:00,017 --> 00:24:03,002
UNDERSTAND THAT MORE FROM
1024
00:24:00,017 --> 00:24:03,002
"DEADWOOD" THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
1025
00:24:03,002 --> 00:24:05,008
SO ALL JOKES ASIDE -
1026
00:24:03,002 --> 00:24:05,008
>> "DEADWOOD" SAYS A LOT
1027
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:07,023
YOU KNOW
1028
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:07,023
>> Seth: ALTHOUGH, THE PULLING
1029
00:24:07,023 --> 00:24:10,015
OF THE STRINGS BEHIND THE SCENES
1030
00:24:07,023 --> 00:24:10,015
IN YANKTON -
1031
00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:13,017
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
1032
00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:13,017
HEY.
1033
00:24:13,017 --> 00:24:17,002
AS A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, I HAVE
1034
00:24:13,017 --> 00:24:17,002
TO ASK
1035
00:24:17,002 --> 00:24:18,028
HOW IS THIS ERA?
1036
00:24:17,002 --> 00:24:18,028
I MEAN, IT'S OBVIOUSLY
1037
00:24:18,028 --> 00:24:22,016
INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE
1038
00:24:18,028 --> 00:24:22,016
WHO DO THAT FULL TIME.
1039
00:24:22,016 --> 00:24:24,006
AND -- AND WHAT DO YOU THINK THE
1040
00:24:22,016 --> 00:24:24,006
FUTURE OF STAND UP'S GOING TO
1041
00:24:24,006 --> 00:24:26,023
BE
1042
00:24:24,006 --> 00:24:26,023
>> I THINK THE FUTURE OF STANDUP
1043
00:24:26,023 --> 00:24:29,026
IS GOING TO BE LIKE -- AND I
1044
00:24:26,023 --> 00:24:29,026
HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF USING THIS
1045
00:24:29,026 --> 00:24:31,005
REFERENCE TOO OFTEN --
1046
00:24:29,026 --> 00:24:31,005
"DEADWOOD.
1047
00:24:31,005 --> 00:24:33,011
NO
1048
00:24:31,005 --> 00:24:33,011
[ LAUGHTER ]
1049
00:24:33,011 --> 00:24:35,007
I THINK THE FUTURE OF STAND-UP
1050
00:24:33,011 --> 00:24:35,007
COMEDY -
1051
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,029
I THINK IT COULD BE LIKE
1052
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,029
"DEADWOOD.
1053
00:24:36,029 --> 00:24:40,014
THOSE OUTDOOR SHOWS, YOU KNOW?
1054
00:24:36,029 --> 00:24:40,014
I THINK THE FUTURE OF STAND UP
1055
00:24:40,014 --> 00:24:43,006
IS GOING TO BE BELOW THE EQUATOR
1056
00:24:40,014 --> 00:24:43,006
BECAUSE ONLY OUTDOOR SHOWS ARE
1057
00:24:43,006 --> 00:24:45,024
GOING TO MATTER.
1058
00:24:43,006 --> 00:24:45,024
THERE'S NO INDOOR.
1059
00:24:45,024 --> 00:24:48,000
INDOOR IS DONE, THIS SOCIETY
1060
00:24:45,024 --> 00:24:48,000
NOW.
1061
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,021
I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL INDOOR.
1062
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,021
IT'S GOING TO BE ALL OUTDOOR,
1063
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:53,024
YOU KNOW
1064
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:53,024
AND SO I THINK THE BIG -- LIKE
1065
00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:56,019
BASEBALL, THE DOMINICANS BECAME
1066
00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:56,019
THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYERS
1067
00:24:56,019 --> 00:24:58,024
BECAUSE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN
1068
00:24:56,019 --> 00:24:58,024
PLAY YEAR ROUND.
1069
00:24:58,024 --> 00:25:01,013
SO ANYBODY THAT LIVES DOWN SOUTH
1070
00:24:58,024 --> 00:25:01,013
IS GOING TO HAVE MORE -- A LOT
1071
00:25:01,013 --> 00:25:02,028
MORE SETS.
1072
00:25:01,013 --> 00:25:02,028
AND THAT'S GOING TO BE THE BIG
1073
00:25:02,028 --> 00:25:05,022
COMEDY BOOM.
1074
00:25:02,028 --> 00:25:05,022
>> Seth: OH.
1075
00:25:05,022 --> 00:25:08,007
SO, BASICALLY, THE NORTHEAST,
1076
00:25:05,022 --> 00:25:08,007
WHICH LET'S BE HONEST, HAS BEEN
1077
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,027
A PIPELINE FOR A LONG TIME AS
1078
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,027
FAR AS AMERICAN COMEDY, YOU
1079
00:25:09,027 --> 00:25:11,028
THINK IT'S GOING TO DRY UP
1080
00:25:09,027 --> 00:25:11,028
>> YEAH, UNLESS GLOBAL WARMING
1081
00:25:11,028 --> 00:25:15,013
HAPPENS.
1082
00:25:11,028 --> 00:25:15,013
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
1083
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,015
>> Seth: AND I KNOW -- LIKE I
1084
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,015
REMEMBER IN MY HIGH SCHOOL,
1085
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,024
THERE WAS A COUPLE KIDS WHO WERE
1086
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,024
GOOD AT BASEBALL
1087
00:25:19,024 --> 00:25:22,000
AND THEIR PARENTS SENT THEM DOWN
1088
00:25:19,024 --> 00:25:22,000
TO FLORIDA TO LIVE FULL TIME
1089
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,012
DO YOU THINK THAT WILL HAPPEN
1090
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,012
WHERE LIKE A COMEDIAN HAS A
1091
00:25:24,012 --> 00:25:25,028
COUPLE GOOD SETS IN NEW YORK AND
1092
00:25:24,012 --> 00:25:25,028
THEY'RE LIKE, "WE GOT TO GET YOU
1093
00:25:25,028 --> 00:25:27,027
DOWN SOUTH?"
1094
00:25:25,028 --> 00:25:27,027
>> YEAH.
1095
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:30,025
FOR A REALLY FUNNY GUY
1096
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:30,025
THEY'RE LIKE, "WE GOT TO GET YOU
1097
00:25:30,025 --> 00:25:32,001
TO PARAGUAY OR SOMETHING LIKE
1098
00:25:30,025 --> 00:25:32,001
THAT."
1099
00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:35,010
[ LAUGHTER ]
1100
00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:35,010
>> Seth: THANK YOU
1101
00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:36,020
IT'S ALWAYS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU,
1102
00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:36,020
COLIN.
1103
00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:39,008
THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
1104
00:25:36,020 --> 00:25:39,008
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON
1105
00:25:39,008 --> 00:25:41,021
>> Seth: "OVERSTATED: A
1106
00:25:39,008 --> 00:25:41,021
COAST-TO-COAST ROAST OF THE
1107
00:25:41,021 --> 00:25:43,026
50 STATES" IS AVAILABLE NOW.
1108
00:25:41,021 --> 00:25:43,026
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
1109
00:25:43,026 --> 00:26:05,017
KIM CATTRALL
1110
00:25:43,026 --> 00:26:05,017
♪
1111
00:26:05,017 --> 00:26:07,016
>> Seth: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A
1112
00:26:05,017 --> 00:26:07,016
FIVE-TIME EMMY-NOMINATED AND
1113
00:26:07,016 --> 00:26:10,016
GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD-WINNING
1114
00:26:07,016 --> 00:26:10,016
ACTRESS YOU KNOW FOR HER
1115
00:26:10,016 --> 00:26:12,021
PORTRAYAL OF SAMANTHA JONES IN
1116
00:26:10,016 --> 00:26:12,021
"SEX AND THE CITY.
1117
00:26:12,021 --> 00:26:13,017
SHE PRODUCES AND STARS IN THE
1118
00:26:13,017 --> 00:26:15,025
NEW SHOW "FILTHY RICH," WHICH
1119
00:26:14,014 --> 00:26:15,025
AIRS MONDAYS ON FOX.
1120
00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:15,025
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
1121
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:19,004
>> YOU WILL GIVE UP THIS MMMA
1122
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:19,004
THING.
1123
00:26:19,004 --> 00:26:22,003
>> MMA
1124
00:26:19,004 --> 00:26:22,003
>> YOU ARE JESUS'S ONLY PARENT
1125
00:26:22,003 --> 00:26:24,018
AND IF YOU GET HURT, WHO WILL HE
1126
00:26:22,003 --> 00:26:24,018
HAVE
1127
00:26:24,018 --> 00:26:26,020
BESIDES, I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE
1128
00:26:24,018 --> 00:26:26,020
FOR YOU TO JOIN MY SECURITY
1129
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:28,028
TEAM
1130
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:28,028
>> SHE JUST PUT YOU ON STAFF,
1131
00:26:28,028 --> 00:26:31,024
BRO.
1132
00:26:28,028 --> 00:26:31,024
>> IT IS AN ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION
1133
00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:34,010
THAT YOU CAN BUILD ON.
1134
00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:34,010
>> JASON, WHEREVER HE IS, HE
1135
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:37,028
WILL CLOSE THAT GANJA FACTORY.
1136
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:37,028
AND GINGER -
1137
00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:40,003
>> HERE IT COMES
1138
00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:40,003
>> YOU AND YOUR MOTHER, YOU WILL
1139
00:26:40,003 --> 00:26:44,022
LEAVE NEW ORLEANS.
1140
00:26:40,003 --> 00:26:44,022
YOU WILL CLOSE THAT PORN SITE OF
1141
00:26:44,022 --> 00:26:47,014
YOURS, AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER
1142
00:26:44,022 --> 00:26:47,014
SPEAK TO ANY MEMBER OF THE
1143
00:26:47,014 --> 00:26:50,006
PRESS, EVER AGAIN.
1144
00:26:47,014 --> 00:26:50,006
>> Seth: PLEASE WELCOME TO THE
1145
00:26:50,006 --> 00:26:51,014
SHOW, KIM CATTRALL
1146
00:26:50,006 --> 00:26:51,014
THANKS FOR BEING HERE, KIM, HOW
1147
00:26:51,014 --> 00:26:53,027
ARE YOU?
1148
00:26:51,014 --> 00:26:53,027
>> I'M GREAT
1149
00:26:53,027 --> 00:26:55,014
NICE TO SEE YOU.
1150
00:26:53,027 --> 00:26:55,014
>> Seth: NICE TO SEE YOU AS
1151
00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:56,026
WELL
1152
00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:56,026
AND CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN
1153
00:26:56,026 --> 00:26:59,021
ORDER.
1154
00:26:56,026 --> 00:26:59,021
YOU ARE A NEW -- A BRAND NEW
1155
00:26:59,021 --> 00:27:02,016
U.S.
1156
00:26:59,021 --> 00:27:02,016
CITIZEN.
1157
00:27:02,016 --> 00:27:08,010
>> I AM, PROUDLY
1158
00:27:02,016 --> 00:27:08,010
AUGUST 17th, I BECAME A CITIZEN.
1159
00:27:08,010 --> 00:27:12,017
I TOOK THE TEST AND PASSED
1160
00:27:08,010 --> 00:27:12,017
THERE WERE SIX -- THERE WERE TEN
1161
00:27:12,017 --> 00:27:14,016
QUESTIONS, AND I GOT THE FIRST
1162
00:27:12,017 --> 00:27:14,016
SIX RIGHT.
1163
00:27:14,016 --> 00:27:16,003
SO THEY SAID, "OKAY, YOU CAN
1164
00:27:14,016 --> 00:27:16,003
BECOME A CITIZEN."
1165
00:27:16,003 --> 00:27:19,008
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
1166
00:27:16,003 --> 00:27:19,008
>> Seth: YOU REALLY -- YOU
1167
00:27:19,008 --> 00:27:21,014
JOINED US AT A GREAT TIME, KIM
1168
00:27:19,008 --> 00:27:21,014
YOU REALLY GOT IN WHILE THE
1169
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:24,022
GETTING'S GOOD
1170
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:24,022
>> YOU NEED MY VOTE.
1171
00:27:24,022 --> 00:27:27,021
>> Seth: THAT'S TRUE
1172
00:27:24,022 --> 00:27:27,021
WELCOME ABOARD, AND WE'RE VERY
1173
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:31,022
HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.
1174
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:31,022
BEFORE WE GET TO YOUR SHOW,
1175
00:27:31,022 --> 00:27:33,017
WHICH I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
1176
00:27:31,022 --> 00:27:33,017
TALKING ABOUT.
1177
00:27:33,017 --> 00:27:37,022
WE HAD A MUTUAL FRIEND -- WE
1178
00:27:33,017 --> 00:27:37,022
HAVE TALKED ON THIS SHOW ABOUT
1179
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:41,020
HIS SAD PASSING DUE TO COVID
1180
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:41,020
HAL WILLNER, WHO WAS THE MUSIC
1181
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:43,009
SUPERVISOR AT "SNL," BUT I DID
1182
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:43,009
NOT REALIZE YOU WERE CLOSE WITH
1183
00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:46,011
HAL AS WELL.
1184
00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:46,011
>> YEAH.
1185
00:27:46,011 --> 00:27:50,023
I MET HAL THROUGH LOU REED
1186
00:27:46,011 --> 00:27:50,023
THEY WERE DOING THE RADIO SHOW
1187
00:27:50,023 --> 00:27:52,028
TOGETHER, AND WE BECAME, YOU
1188
00:27:50,023 --> 00:27:52,028
KNOW, REALLY CLOSE WITHIN THAT
1189
00:27:52,028 --> 00:27:57,029
CIRCLE OF FRIENDS.
1190
00:27:52,028 --> 00:27:57,029
HE WAS THE FIRST PERSON THAT WE
1191
00:27:57,029 --> 00:28:01,024
LOST TO COVID, SO IT WAS REALLY
1192
00:27:57,029 --> 00:28:01,024
SAD.
1193
00:28:01,024 --> 00:28:04,002
MY PARTNER AND I, RUSS, WE WERE
1194
00:28:01,024 --> 00:28:04,002
IN NEW YORK 'TIL ABOUT END OF
1195
00:28:04,002 --> 00:28:08,017
APRIL.
1196
00:28:04,002 --> 00:28:08,017
AND THEN, WE GOT ON A PLANE AND
1197
00:28:08,017 --> 00:28:10,012
WENT UP TO VANCOUVER ISLAND
1198
00:28:08,017 --> 00:28:10,012
WHERE MY MOM IS TO MAKE SURE
1199
00:28:10,012 --> 00:28:15,007
SHE'D BE OKAY.
1200
00:28:10,012 --> 00:28:15,007
AND I BROUGHT THIS LITTLE MINI
1201
00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:20,014
POD THAT HAL, A FEW BIRTHDAYS
1202
00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:20,014
BEFORE, HAD PUT OVER 2,000 SONGS
1203
00:28:20,014 --> 00:28:24,029
OF HIS MUSIC ON FOR ME
1204
00:28:20,014 --> 00:28:24,029
SO I FELT, YOU KNOW, WE WERE -
1205
00:28:24,029 --> 00:28:28,011
WE WERE ALL GRIEVING HAL
1206
00:28:24,029 --> 00:28:28,011
BUT EVERY MORNING, EVERY
1207
00:28:28,011 --> 00:28:32,018
AFTERNOON, I JUST HAD HIS MUSIC
1208
00:28:28,011 --> 00:28:32,018
IN THE ROOM, AND HAL
1209
00:28:32,018 --> 00:28:36,013
SO THAT WAS COMFORTING
1210
00:28:32,018 --> 00:28:36,013
>> Seth: HE WAS A MAN OF SO MANY
1211
00:28:36,013 --> 00:28:40,008
SKILLS BUT THAT ABILITY TO
1212
00:28:36,013 --> 00:28:40,008
CURATE A MUSICAL LIST BASED ON
1213
00:28:40,008 --> 00:28:43,003
THE TASTE OF HIS FRIENDS WAS
1214
00:28:40,008 --> 00:28:43,003
REALLY -
1215
00:28:43,003 --> 00:28:44,006
>> YEAH.
1216
00:28:43,003 --> 00:28:44,006
>> Seth: IT WAS -- IT WAS
1217
00:28:44,006 --> 00:28:47,007
SOMETHING ELSE
1218
00:28:44,006 --> 00:28:47,007
HE WILL DEFINITELY BE MISSED
1219
00:28:47,007 --> 00:28:50,009
YOU -- YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL, NEW
1220
00:28:47,007 --> 00:28:50,009
SHOW
1221
00:28:50,009 --> 00:28:53,004
YOU PLAY -- THIS IS ABOUT A VERY
1222
00:28:50,009 --> 00:28:53,004
RICH FAMILY IN THE SOUTH, WHO
1223
00:28:53,004 --> 00:28:56,014
HAS A CHRISTIAN TV NETWORK
1224
00:28:53,004 --> 00:28:56,014
AND WE LEARN PRETTY EARLY ON --
1225
00:28:56,014 --> 00:28:59,009
A LOT HAPPENS IN THE PILOT
1226
00:28:56,014 --> 00:28:59,009
THAT THE PATRIARCH OF THIS
1227
00:28:59,009 --> 00:29:01,018
FAMILY, YOUR HUSBAND, IS MAYBE
1228
00:28:59,009 --> 00:29:01,018
NOT LIVING TO THE VALUES THAT HE
1229
00:29:01,018 --> 00:29:04,006
ESPOUSES ON TELEVISION
1230
00:29:01,018 --> 00:29:04,006
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
1231
00:29:04,006 --> 00:29:07,001
>> Seth: ARE YOU ENJOYING THE
1232
00:29:04,006 --> 00:29:07,001
SHOW, SO FAR
1233
00:29:07,001 --> 00:29:10,016
>> OH, MY GOD, YES
1234
00:29:07,001 --> 00:29:10,016
IT'S GREAT TO PLAY A WOMAN, YOU
1235
00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:16,000
KNOW, WHO HAS THAT MOST FEMININE
1236
00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:16,000
OF QUALITIES -- BALLS.
1237
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,029
[ LAUGHTER ]
1238
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,029
SHE'S VERY BALLSY.
1239
00:29:18,029 --> 00:29:22,000
SHE'S VERY STUBBORN.
1240
00:29:18,029 --> 00:29:22,000
SHE'S VERY CONTROLLING
1241
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,009
AND I REALLY ENJOYED -- YOU
1242
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,009
KNOW, I DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH
1243
00:29:25,009 --> 00:29:27,024
ABOUT RELIGION, PER SE
1244
00:29:25,009 --> 00:29:27,024
I WAS NEVER BROUGHT UP WITH ANY
1245
00:29:27,024 --> 00:29:30,010
RELIGION
1246
00:29:27,024 --> 00:29:30,010
MY MOTHER WAS AGNOSTIC
1247
00:29:30,010 --> 00:29:33,012
MY DAD NEVER REALLY MADE IT TO
1248
00:29:30,010 --> 00:29:33,012
CHURCH
1249
00:29:33,012 --> 00:29:36,014
SO I WANTED TO SORT OF
1250
00:29:33,012 --> 00:29:36,014
UNDERSTAND MORE ABOUT WHAT IT
1251
00:29:36,014 --> 00:29:39,022
WOULD BE LIKE TO BE AN
1252
00:29:36,014 --> 00:29:39,022
EVANGELICAL.
1253
00:29:39,022 --> 00:29:42,020
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THE
1254
00:29:39,022 --> 00:29:42,020
TAMMY FAYE ROUTINE
1255
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:44,023
I WANTED TO MAKE HER MUCH MORE
1256
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:44,023
COMPLEX THAN THAT, WHICH I
1257
00:29:44,023 --> 00:29:47,008
HOPEFULLY THINK WE HAVE
1258
00:29:44,023 --> 00:29:47,008
ACHIEVED
1259
00:29:47,008 --> 00:29:49,010
>> Seth: AND I KNOW YOU WERE A
1260
00:29:47,008 --> 00:29:49,010
PRODUCER ON THIS AS WELL
1261
00:29:49,010 --> 00:29:52,012
IS IT MORE INTERESTING WHEN YOU
1262
00:29:49,010 --> 00:29:52,012
GET TO HAVE A SAY IN THE
1263
00:29:52,012 --> 00:29:56,010
CHARACTER AND MAKE THOSE CHOICES
1264
00:29:52,012 --> 00:29:56,010
FROM BEHIND THE SCENES AS WELL
1265
00:29:56,010 --> 00:29:58,019
>> OH, IT IS
1266
00:29:56,010 --> 00:29:58,019
I MEAN, I'M -- I'M A WOMAN OF A
1267
00:29:58,019 --> 00:30:01,001
CERTAIN AGE.
1268
00:29:58,019 --> 00:30:01,001
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DUMB HER
1269
00:30:01,001 --> 00:30:03,017
DOWN, AT ALL
1270
00:30:01,001 --> 00:30:03,017
AND I LOVE STRONG, POWERFUL
1271
00:30:03,017 --> 00:30:08,011
WOMEN.
1272
00:30:03,017 --> 00:30:08,011
SO, I WANTED TO OVERSEE THAT
1273
00:30:08,011 --> 00:30:11,003
I WANTED TO HAVE A SAY IN THAT
1274
00:30:08,011 --> 00:30:11,003
I PRODUCED ANOTHER SHOW CALLED
1275
00:30:11,003 --> 00:30:13,015
"SENSITIVE SKIN.
1276
00:30:11,003 --> 00:30:13,015
AND THAT WAS MY FIRST PRODUCING
1277
00:30:13,015 --> 00:30:17,010
OUTING
1278
00:30:13,015 --> 00:30:17,010
AND I -- I JUST LOVED IT
1279
00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:20,022
I REALLY, REALLY ENJOYED THE
1280
00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:20,022
CREATIVE ELEMENTS OF IT.
1281
00:30:20,022 --> 00:30:23,000
I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
1282
00:30:20,022 --> 00:30:23,000
WITH THE RAISING OF THE MONEY OR
1283
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,025
ANYTHING LIKE THAT, WHICH I
1284
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,025
DON'T THINK I'D BE AS GOOD AT.
1285
00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:30,007
BUT WHAT -- CREATIVELY, IT
1286
00:30:26,025 --> 00:30:30,007
WAS -- IT WAS DEFINITELY AN
1287
00:30:30,007 --> 00:30:32,002
AVENUE THAT I WANT TO PURSUE
1288
00:30:30,007 --> 00:30:32,002
FURTHER.
1289
00:30:32,002 --> 00:30:35,002
>> Seth: I'VE HEARD YOU SAY THAT
1290
00:30:32,002 --> 00:30:35,002
YOU WERE DRAWN TO THE CHARACTER
1291
00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:37,024
BECAUSE IT WASN'T LIKE ANYTHING
1292
00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:37,024
YOU'D SEEN BEFORE.
1293
00:30:37,024 --> 00:30:40,022
I HAVE TO IMAGINE AS AN ACTOR,
1294
00:30:37,024 --> 00:30:40,022
IT'S SO EXCITING WHEN YOU'RE
1295
00:30:40,022 --> 00:30:43,024
LOOKING THROUGH A SCRIPT AND YOU
1296
00:30:40,022 --> 00:30:43,024
HAVE THAT REALIZATION THAT THIS
1297
00:30:43,024 --> 00:30:47,018
IS NOT A VERSION OF SOMETHING
1298
00:30:43,024 --> 00:30:47,018
YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH
1299
00:30:47,018 --> 00:30:50,020
>> ABSOLUTELY.
1300
00:30:47,018 --> 00:30:50,020
ESPECIALLY IN YOUR 60s
1301
00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:52,022
YOU KNOW, I PLAYED MY FIRST
1302
00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:52,022
GRANDMOTHER ROLE ABOUT A YEAR
1303
00:30:52,022 --> 00:30:56,014
AND A HALF AGO
1304
00:30:52,022 --> 00:30:56,014
AND, YOU KNOW, I WANTED VERY
1305
00:30:56,014 --> 00:30:59,019
MUCH TO EXPOUND ON THAT BECAUSE
1306
00:30:56,014 --> 00:30:59,019
AS YOU KNOW, YOU GET OLDER, YOU
1307
00:30:59,019 --> 00:31:01,028
HAVE SO MANY MORE STORIES TO
1308
00:30:59,019 --> 00:31:01,028
TELL
1309
00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:04,026
YOU HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO GIVE,
1310
00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:04,026
AS FAR AS INFORMATION.
1311
00:31:04,026 --> 00:31:08,021
NOT JUST ABOUT YOURSELF BUT WHAT
1312
00:31:04,026 --> 00:31:08,021
THAT AGE, YOU KNOW, ENTITLES YOU
1313
00:31:08,021 --> 00:31:13,029
TO, AND THE CHALLENGES OF IT
1314
00:31:08,021 --> 00:31:13,029
BUT FOR ME, I LOVE THE CAMP
1315
00:31:13,029 --> 00:31:17,027
ELEMENT OF "FILTHY RICH.
1316
00:31:13,029 --> 00:31:17,027
YOU KNOW, I LOVE THE FACT THAT I
1317
00:31:17,027 --> 00:31:20,018
COULD BE THAT THEATRICAL, BUT
1318
00:31:17,027 --> 00:31:20,018
ALSO BE VERY SUBTLE AT THE SAME
1319
00:31:20,018 --> 00:31:24,007
TIME
1320
00:31:20,018 --> 00:31:24,007
THIS CHARACTER WAS VERY BROAD
1321
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:28,021
BUT VERY INTRICATELY DRAWN
1322
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:28,021
AND SO, I READ THE SCRIPT THAT
1323
00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:31,003
TATE TAYLOR, THE EXECUTIVE
1324
00:31:28,021 --> 00:31:31,003
PRODUCER AND CREATOR OF IT, SENT
1325
00:31:31,003 --> 00:31:35,018
ME
1326
00:31:31,003 --> 00:31:35,018
AND THE FIRST QUESTION THAT I
1327
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:39,000
ASKED HIM WAS, "WHAT HAPPENS
1328
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:39,000
NEXT?"
1329
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,016
WHICH IS ALWAYS A REALLY GOOD
1330
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,016
SIGN THAT THERE'S -- YOU'RE IN
1331
00:31:41,016 --> 00:31:44,001
NEW TERRITORY.
1332
00:31:41,016 --> 00:31:44,001
>> Seth: YOU SHOOT THIS SHOW IN
1333
00:31:44,001 --> 00:31:47,009
NEW ORLEANS.
1334
00:31:44,001 --> 00:31:47,009
AND I WOULD SAY FOOD IS A REALLY
1335
00:31:47,009 --> 00:31:49,028
NICE PART OF THE SHOW.
1336
00:31:47,009 --> 00:31:49,028
ESPECIALLY, THE IDEA OF, LIKE,
1337
00:31:49,028 --> 00:31:53,029
HOW FOOD IS A COMMUNAL
1338
00:31:49,028 --> 00:31:53,029
EXPERIENCE WITH FAMILY
1339
00:31:53,029 --> 00:31:55,000
>> YES
1340
00:31:53,029 --> 00:31:55,000
>> Seth: AND I GUESS FAMILY IS
1341
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,001
THE ONLY PLACE LEFT WE'RE HAVING
1342
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,001
COMMUNAL FOOD EXPERIENCES,
1343
00:31:57,001 --> 00:31:59,000
BUT --
1344
00:31:57,001 --> 00:31:59,000
>> OR ANY KIND OF COMMUNAL
1345
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,009
EXPERIENCE
1346
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,009
[ LAUGHTER ]
1347
00:32:00,009 --> 00:32:01,028
>> Seth: I KNOW, RIGHT
1348
00:32:00,009 --> 00:32:01,028
AND THEN, AT SOME POINT, YOU
1349
00:32:01,028 --> 00:32:03,024
REALIZE, "OH, THERE'S A REASON I
1350
00:32:01,028 --> 00:32:03,024
WENT OUT WITH PEOPLE THAT
1351
00:32:03,024 --> 00:32:07,002
WEREN'T MY FAMILY.
1352
00:32:03,024 --> 00:32:07,002
>> YEAH, EXACTLY
1353
00:32:07,002 --> 00:32:09,011
>> Seth: YOU SORT OF -
1354
00:32:07,002 --> 00:32:09,011
OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS A GREAT CITY
1355
00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:12,016
FOR FOOD
1356
00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:12,016
AND YOU PULLED IN A BUNCH OF
1357
00:32:12,016 --> 00:32:14,017
RESTAURANTS AND CHEFS TO BE
1358
00:32:12,016 --> 00:32:14,017
INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THE
1359
00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:16,018
SHOW
1360
00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:16,018
WERE THEY ENTHUSIASTIC TO BE
1361
00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:21,002
PART OF IT
1362
00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:21,002
>> OH, MY GOD, YES
1363
00:32:21,002 --> 00:32:23,011
I MEAN, AND THERE'S -- THERE'S
1364
00:32:21,002 --> 00:32:23,011
SO MUCH TO THE CUISINE THAT I --
1365
00:32:23,011 --> 00:32:25,004
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A HAMBURG
1366
00:32:23,011 --> 00:32:25,004
CAKE WAS
1367
00:32:25,004 --> 00:32:28,022
I NEVER HEARD OF A HAMBURG CAKE
1368
00:32:25,004 --> 00:32:28,022
OR ANY OF THOSE THINGS, SO
1369
00:32:28,022 --> 00:32:33,000
I'D BEEN TO NEW ORLEANS BUT I
1370
00:32:28,022 --> 00:32:33,000
NEVER REALLY EXPERIENCED WHAT
1371
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,021
IT'S REALLY LIKE TO LIVE THERE
1372
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,021
WE WERE -- IN THE FIRST SEASON,
1373
00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:39,000
WE WERE THERE FOR ABOUT SEVEN
1374
00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:39,000
MONTHS, ALL IN TOTAL
1375
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,018
AND IT'S -- IT'S FRIENDLY.
1376
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,018
IT'S WELCOMING
1377
00:32:41,018 --> 00:32:45,003
IT'S CRAZY AND ZANY.
1378
00:32:41,018 --> 00:32:45,003
BUT IT'S ALSO -- HAS THIS LITTLE
1379
00:32:45,003 --> 00:32:47,025
BIT OF DANGER TO IT AND I'M NOT
1380
00:32:45,003 --> 00:32:47,025
JUST TALKING SPICES.
1381
00:32:47,025 --> 00:32:51,008
[ LAUGHTER ]
1382
00:32:47,025 --> 00:32:51,008
>> Seth: LASTLY, I DID NOT KNOW
1383
00:32:51,008 --> 00:32:53,023
THIS ABOUT YOU
1384
00:32:51,008 --> 00:32:53,023
THIS WAS A REAL UNKNOWN FACT FOR
1385
00:32:53,023 --> 00:32:56,005
ME
1386
00:32:53,023 --> 00:32:56,005
THAT YOU ARE A FAN OF THE
1387
00:32:56,005 --> 00:32:59,017
PREMIERE LEAGUE.
1388
00:32:56,005 --> 00:32:59,017
NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU -- A
1389
00:32:59,017 --> 00:33:02,009
SECOND CONGRATULATIONS IN
1390
00:32:59,017 --> 00:33:02,009
ORDER -- YOU -- YOU SUPPORT
1391
00:33:02,009 --> 00:33:04,027
LIVERPOOL WHO WON THE PREMIERE
1392
00:33:02,009 --> 00:33:04,027
LEAGUE LAST YEAR
1393
00:33:04,027 --> 00:33:06,015
CONGRATULATIONS, AGAIN
1394
00:33:04,027 --> 00:33:06,015
>> WE ARE -- WE ARE THE
1395
00:33:06,015 --> 00:33:08,002
CHAMPIONS.
1396
00:33:06,015 --> 00:33:08,002
THANK YOU.
1397
00:33:08,002 --> 00:33:10,004
NOW, I JUST HAVE A QUESTION FOR
1398
00:33:08,002 --> 00:33:10,004
YOU.
1399
00:33:10,004 --> 00:33:12,000
HOW DID WEST HAM HAPPEN?
1400
00:33:10,004 --> 00:33:12,000
>> Seth: YEAH.
1401
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,003
>> GOD
1402
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,003
[ LAUGHTER ]
1403
00:33:13,003 --> 00:33:15,018
>> Seth: IT'S A REALLY GOOD
1404
00:33:13,003 --> 00:33:15,018
QUESTION
1405
00:33:15,018 --> 00:33:17,020
>> YOU CAN RETHINK THAT, YOU
1406
00:33:15,018 --> 00:33:17,020
KNOW
1407
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:19,019
>> Seth: I WAS -- THIS IS A TRUE
1408
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:19,019
STORY, THOUGH -- I WAS IN -- I
1409
00:33:19,019 --> 00:33:21,009
WAS DOING A SHOW IN LONDON IN
1410
00:33:19,019 --> 00:33:21,009
LATE -- IN THE LATE '90s
1411
00:33:21,009 --> 00:33:23,002
AND I WANTED TO SEE A PREMIERE
1412
00:33:21,009 --> 00:33:23,002
LEAGUE GAME.
1413
00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:27,006
AND I WENT TO A TICKET AGENT AND
1414
00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:27,006
IT WAS THAT OR ARSENAL
1415
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:30,008
AND YOU COULD ARGUE I MADE A
1416
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:30,008
TERRIBLE CHOICE.
1417
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,018
>> WELL, I THINK YOU MADE TWO
1418
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,018
TERRIBLE CHOICES
1419
00:33:31,018 --> 00:33:35,012
[ LAUGHTER ]
1420
00:33:31,018 --> 00:33:35,012
>> Seth: BUT I THINK -- I THINK
1421
00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:37,014
I DESERVE CREDIT FOR STICKING
1422
00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:37,014
WITH MY BAD CHOICE BECAUSE -
1423
00:33:37,014 --> 00:33:39,004
>> YOU DO.
1424
00:33:37,014 --> 00:33:39,004
YOU DO
1425
00:33:39,004 --> 00:33:42,009
THAT'S COMMENDABLE
1426
00:33:39,004 --> 00:33:42,009
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU ARE BORN IN
1427
00:33:42,009 --> 00:33:45,004
LIVERPOOL AND BOTH OF YOUR
1428
00:33:42,009 --> 00:33:45,004
PARENTS ARE LIVERPUDLIAN, YOU'RE
1429
00:33:45,004 --> 00:33:47,006
EITHER FOR EVERTON OR YOU'RE A
1430
00:33:45,004 --> 00:33:47,006
RED.
1431
00:33:47,006 --> 00:33:49,025
AND MY DAD WAS A RED SO YOU HAVE
1432
00:33:47,006 --> 00:33:49,025
NO CHOICE.
1433
00:33:49,025 --> 00:33:51,017
>> Seth: YOU HAD NO CHOICE
1434
00:33:49,025 --> 00:33:51,017
I HAVE A VERY SIMILAR THING WITH
1435
00:33:51,017 --> 00:33:53,016
MY FATHER AND -- AND THE
1436
00:33:51,017 --> 00:33:53,016
PITTSBURGH STEELERS.
1437
00:33:53,016 --> 00:33:55,015
I WILL SAY THIS.
1438
00:33:53,016 --> 00:33:55,015
WEST HAM IS PLAYING EVERTON ON
1439
00:33:55,015 --> 00:33:57,012
WEDNESDAY.
1440
00:33:55,015 --> 00:33:57,012
SO MAYBE, YOU COULD AT LEAST
1441
00:33:57,012 --> 00:34:00,023
ROOT FOR ME, THEN.
1442
00:33:57,012 --> 00:34:00,023
>> OKAY.
1443
00:34:00,023 --> 00:34:04,002
[ LAUGHTER ]
1444
00:34:00,023 --> 00:34:04,002
>> Seth: HOW DARE YOU?
1445
00:34:04,002 --> 00:34:05,014
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1446
00:34:04,002 --> 00:34:05,014
YOU'RE A BAD WINNER.
1447
00:34:05,014 --> 00:34:06,023
YOU'RE THE CHAMPION AND YOU
1448
00:34:05,014 --> 00:34:06,023
SHOULD BE NICER TO PEOPLE LIKE
1449
00:34:06,023 --> 00:34:10,002
ME
1450
00:34:06,023 --> 00:34:10,002
>> WE'VE WAITED A LONG TIME.
1451
00:34:10,002 --> 00:34:11,024
>> Seth: YOU -- AND IT'S
1452
00:34:10,002 --> 00:34:11,024
WELL-DESERVED.
1453
00:34:11,024 --> 00:34:13,000
HEY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
1454
00:34:11,024 --> 00:34:13,000
HERE
1455
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,029
IT'S LOVELY TO TALK TO YOU
1456
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,029
>> OH, PLEASURE.
1457
00:34:14,029 --> 00:34:17,021
THANKS SO MUCH
1458
00:34:14,029 --> 00:34:17,021
>> Seth: "FILTHY RICH" AIRS
1459
00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:19,017
MONDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON FOX.
1460
00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:19,017
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC
1461
00:34:19,017 --> 00:34:34,027
FROM JEFF ROSENSTOCK
1462
00:34:19,017 --> 00:34:34,027
♪
1463
00:34:34,027 --> 00:34:36,010
>> Announcer: FOR MORE "LATE
1464
00:34:34,027 --> 00:34:36,010
NIGHT," GO TO LATENIGHTSETH.COM.
1465
00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:38,015
FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM AND
1466
00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:38,015
TWITTER @LATENIGHTSETH
1467
00:34:38,015 --> 00:34:40,014
AND BE SURE TO CHECK US OUT ON
1468
00:34:38,015 --> 00:34:40,014
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1469
00:34:40,014 --> 00:34:42,013
HEAD OVER TO iTUNES TO SUBSCRIBE
1470
00:34:40,014 --> 00:34:42,013
TO THE "LATE NIGHT WITH
1471
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:45,002
SETH MEYERS" PODCAST
1472
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:45,002
YOU'LL GET "A CLOSER LOOK" AND
1473
00:34:45,002 --> 00:34:47,007
MORE DOWNLOADED RIGHT TO YOUR
1474
00:34:45,002 --> 00:34:47,007
PHONE.
1475
00:34:47,007 --> 00:34:52,021
♪
1476
00:34:47,007 --> 00:34:52,021
>> HI!
1477
00:34:52,021 --> 00:34:54,024
I'M AMBER RUFFIN
1478
00:34:52,021 --> 00:34:54,024
I'M THE HOST OF "THE AMBER
1479
00:34:54,024 --> 00:34:57,028
RUFFIN SHOW," A NEW, HILARIOUS
1480
00:34:54,024 --> 00:34:57,028
LATE NIGHT SHOW ON PEACOCK
1481
00:34:57,028 --> 00:35:00,017
YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING, "OOH,
1482
00:34:57,028 --> 00:35:00,017
I WANT TO WATCH THAT
1483
00:35:00,017 --> 00:35:03,003
BUT HOW DO I GET PEACOCK
1484
00:35:00,017 --> 00:35:03,003
IT MUST BE VERY EXPENSIVE AND
1485
00:35:03,003 --> 00:35:06,018
COMPLICATED.
1486
00:35:03,003 --> 00:35:06,018
WELL, IT'S NOT
1487
00:35:06,018 --> 00:35:10,010
PEACOCK IS EASY TO GET, AND IT'S
1488
00:35:06,018 --> 00:35:10,010
FREE
1489
00:35:10,010 --> 00:35:13,021
THAT'S RIGHT, THE AMBER RUFFIN
1490
00:35:10,010 --> 00:35:13,021
SHOW IS TOTALLY FREE
1491
00:35:13,021 --> 00:35:17,026
UNLIKE A REAL PEACOCK WHICH
1492
00:35:13,021 --> 00:35:17,026
COSTS ABOUT $300
1493
00:35:17,026 --> 00:35:20,027
TO GET PEACOCK JUST LIKE THIS
1494
00:35:17,026 --> 00:35:20,027
LADY, JUST SEARCH FOR PEACOCK,
1495
00:35:20,027 --> 00:35:25,009
AND DOWNLOAD AND WATCH ON YOUR
1496
00:35:20,027 --> 00:35:25,009
SMART TV, PHONE, TABLET, LAPTOP,
1497
00:35:25,009 --> 00:35:27,014
OR ANY OF THESE CONNECTED
1498
00:35:25,009 --> 00:35:27,014
DEVICES.
1499
00:35:27,014 --> 00:35:30,009
WOW, THAT IS A LOT OF CONNECTED
1500
00:35:27,014 --> 00:35:30,009
DEVICES.
1501
00:35:30,009 --> 00:35:32,011
AND THAT'S IT!
1502
00:35:30,009 --> 00:35:32,011
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BUY
1503
00:35:32,011 --> 00:35:34,024
PEACOCK FOOD LIKE YOU WOULD WITH
1504
00:35:32,011 --> 00:35:34,024
A REAL, LIVE PEACOCK
1505
00:35:34,024 --> 00:35:37,023
YOU CAN WATCH "THE AMBER RUFFIN
1506
00:35:34,024 --> 00:35:37,023
SHOW" FOR FREE, EVERY FRIDAY
1507
00:35:37,023 --> 00:35:41,005
NIGHT ON PEACOCK
1508
00:35:37,023 --> 00:35:41,005
[ DOORBELL ]
1509
00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:44,003
MY PEACOCK IS HERE
1510
00:35:41,005 --> 00:35:44,003
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
1511
00:35:44,003 --> 00:35:46,012
GO SIGN UP FOR PEACOCK RIGHT
1512
00:35:44,003 --> 00:35:46,012
NOW.
1513
00:35:46,012 --> 00:35:48,002
[ PEACOCK CALL ]
1514
00:35:46,012 --> 00:35:48,002
I'M GONNA POKE SOME HOLES IN
1515
00:35:48,002 --> 00:36:04,027
THIS
1516
00:35:48,002 --> 00:36:04,027
♪
1517
00:36:04,027 --> 00:36:06,019
>> Seth: YOU KNOW, THE LEAST WE
1518
00:36:04,027 --> 00:36:06,019
DESERVE IN TRYING TIMES LIKE
1519
00:36:06,019 --> 00:36:10,012
THIS IS GREAT PUNK MUSIC
1520
00:36:06,019 --> 00:36:10,012
PUNK MUSIC THAT STANDS FOR
1521
00:36:10,012 --> 00:36:13,000
SOMETHING.
1522
00:36:10,012 --> 00:36:13,000
THIS NEXT GUY IS ONE OF MY
1523
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,016
FAVORITES.
1524
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,016
HE'S ANGRY AND URGENT AND
1525
00:36:15,016 --> 00:36:20,007
PRESCIENT.
1526
00:36:15,016 --> 00:36:20,007
AND WHILE I'M SUPER BUMMED THAT
1527
00:36:20,007 --> 00:36:23,003
HE AND HIS BAND ARE NOT HERE
1528
00:36:20,007 --> 00:36:23,003
LIVE TONIGHT, AT LEAST WE WILL
1529
00:36:23,003 --> 00:36:25,007
NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR A STUDIO
1530
00:36:23,003 --> 00:36:25,007
ROOF THAT THEY SURELY WOULD'VE
1531
00:36:25,007 --> 00:36:27,016
RIPPED OFF
1532
00:36:27,016 --> 00:36:31,000
PERFORMING "SCRAM" OFF HIS
1533
00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:31,000
ALBUM, "NO DREAM," THIS IS
1534
00:36:29,028 --> 00:36:31,000
JEFF ROSENSTOCK.
1535
00:36:32,010 --> 00:36:35,012
♪
1536
00:36:32,010 --> 00:36:35,012
>> HELLO
1537
00:36:35,012 --> 00:36:36,005
HELLO!
1538
00:36:35,012 --> 00:36:36,005
HI
1539
00:36:36,005 --> 00:36:37,011
HI
1540
00:36:36,005 --> 00:36:37,011
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU
1541
00:36:37,011 --> 00:36:39,003
YOU LOOK GREAT
1542
00:36:37,011 --> 00:36:39,003
YOU LOOK GREAT
1543
00:36:39,003 --> 00:36:40,014
I LOVE YOU
1544
00:36:39,003 --> 00:36:40,014
LET'S GET THIS -
1545
00:36:40,014 --> 00:36:44,002
LET'S GET --
1546
00:36:40,014 --> 00:36:44,002
♪
1547
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,024
♪ I'VE BEEN TOL
1548
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:46,024
FOR MOST MY LIFE
1549
00:36:46,024 --> 00:36:50,012
WAIT UNTIL
1550
00:36:46,024 --> 00:36:50,012
THE PERFECT TIME ♪
1551
00:36:50,012 --> 00:36:53,017
♪ BY PEOPLE WHO HAV
1552
00:36:50,012 --> 00:36:53,017
BEEN DEFINED B
1553
00:36:53,017 --> 00:37:00,003
SKIPPING SPOTS IN LINE ♪
1554
00:36:53,017 --> 00:37:00,003
♪ DON'T YOU WANNA GO AWAY
1555
00:37:00,003 --> 00:37:06,000
DON'T YOU WANNA GO AWA
1556
00:37:00,003 --> 00:37:06,000
DON'T YOU WANNA GO AWA
1557
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:14,003
DON'T YOU WANNA SCRAM ♪
1558
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:14,003
♪
1559
00:37:14,003 --> 00:37:16,012
♪ I'VE BEEN TOL
1560
00:37:14,003 --> 00:37:16,012
FOR MOST MY LIFE
1561
00:37:16,012 --> 00:37:20,020
TRY TO SEE
1562
00:37:16,012 --> 00:37:20,020
THE OTHER SIDE ♪
1563
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:23,009
♪ BY PEOPLE WHO HAV
1564
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:23,009
NEVER TRIED TO
1565
00:37:23,009 --> 00:37:28,029
SEE THE OTHER SIDE ♪
1566
00:37:23,009 --> 00:37:28,029
♪ DON'T YOU WANNA GO AWAY
1567
00:37:28,029 --> 00:37:35,012
DON'T YOU WANNA GO AWA
1568
00:37:28,029 --> 00:37:35,012
DON'T YOU WANNA GO AWA
1569
00:37:35,012 --> 00:37:38,014
DON'T YOU WANNA SCRAM ♪
1570
00:37:35,012 --> 00:37:38,014
♪ DON'T YOU WANNA HID
1571
00:37:38,014 --> 00:37:41,019
DON'T YOU WANN
1572
00:37:38,014 --> 00:37:41,019
GET AWAY TONIGHT ♪
1573
00:37:41,019 --> 00:37:44,027
♪ DON'T YOU WANNA RUN
1574
00:37:41,019 --> 00:37:44,027
DON'T YOU WANNA DI
1575
00:37:44,027 --> 00:37:48,019
DON'T YOU WANN
1576
00:37:44,027 --> 00:37:48,019
GET AWAY TONIGHT ♪
1577
00:37:48,019 --> 00:37:50,022
♪ NOT HEARING ALL YOU
1578
00:37:48,019 --> 00:37:50,022
DON'T WASTE MY TIME ♪
1579
00:37:50,022 --> 00:37:56,009
♪ DON'T YOU WANNA
1580
00:37:50,022 --> 00:37:56,009
GET AWAY TONIGHT
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GO KICK ROCKS AND DIE ♪
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♪
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♪ EVERYTHING YOU SA
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IS TO MAKE ME FEEL STUPI
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EVERYTHING YOU SAY
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IS TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING YOU SA
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IS A DISTRACTION
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SO I'M NOT
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LISTENING TO YOU ♪
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♪
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♪ SO I'M NO
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LISTENING TO YOU ♪
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♪
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♪ DON'T YOU WANNA GO AWAY
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DON'T YOU WANNA GO AWA
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DON'T YOU WANNA GO AWA
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DON'T YOU WANNA GO AWAY ♪
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♪ DON'T YOU WANNA RUN
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DON'T YOU WANNA HIDE
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DON'T YOU WANN
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GET AWAY TONIGHT ♪
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♪ DON'T YOU WANNA RUN
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DON'T YOU WANNA CR
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DON'T YOU WANNA SCRA
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DON'T YOU WANNA SCRAM ♪
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♪
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♪
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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>> Seth: MY THANKS TO
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JEFF ROSENSTOCK.
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HIS ALBUM "NO DREAM" IS OUT NOW.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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♪
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>> Seth: I WANT TO THANK MY
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GUESTS COLIN QUINN,
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KIM CATTRALL, AND
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JEFF ROSENSTOCK.
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I WANT TO THANK JESSICA BURDEAUX
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AND THE 8G BAND.
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STAY TUNED FOR "LILLY SINGH.
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STAY SAFE.
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WASH YOUR HANDS.
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WEAR A MASK.
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WE LOVE YOU.
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