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P { margin-left:8pt; margin-right:8pt; margin-bottom:2pt; margin-top:2pt; text-align:center; font-size:20pt; font-family:arial, sans-serif; font-weight:normal; color:white; } .ENCC { Name:English; lang:en-US; SAMIType:CC;} #STDPrn { Name:Standard Print;} #LargePrn { Name:Large Print; font-size:25pt;} #SmallPrn { Name:Small Print; font-size:15pt;} Once upon a time there wasa beautiful princess called Snowhite. &nbsp The Queen,her jelaousand nasty step-mother, &nbsp was afraid that Snowhite's beautywould shadow her own. &nbsp So she dressed the young princessin rags and made her &nbsp do all the dirty work at home. &nbsp Every day the vain queen consultedher magic mirror to find out &nbsp who the most beautiful ladyin the kingdom was. &nbsp Oh wizardof the magic mirror, &nbsp rise from the shadowsof your lonely cove! &nbsp Here l am, your majesty!l'm coming! Start your qestions! &nbsp So? &nbsp Tell me,mirror of my soul, &nbsp who is the mostbeautiful lady of them all? &nbsp What have l to say, my queen?You're more beautiful than ever! &nbsp And if l can speak clearlyand with due respect &nbsp your a lovely cunt and l envy everyonewho can slip into it! &nbsp lmpertinent fellow!Go away now! &nbsp Every one to his job! &nbsp Ah,yes! &nbsp Ah! &nbsp What's happening? &nbsp Give your queen an orgasm! &nbsp My little cunt wantsto be licked &nbsp Come on! Lick me!Lick me! &nbsp Ah!Bring the stallions in! &nbsp Go! &nbsp Arse holes! &nbsp Oh, my!What a wonderful feeling! &nbsp Ah! &nbsp At your commands,your majesty! &nbsp Uh! &nbsp Come on!Get them ready! &nbsp Ah! How wonderful! &nbsp Ah! What pleasure!Ah! &nbsp Ah! Yes!l'm going crazy! &nbsp Ah! Yes! Go on! &nbsp l loved it!A royal screw! &nbsp Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! &nbsp Oh, your majesty! &nbsp l'm coming too! &nbsp You're really the bestin the kingdom! &nbsp Yes, your majesty! &nbsp And also the biggest bitchin the kingdom, &nbsp l would say! &nbsp Mirror of my soul! &nbsp Who is the most beatiful ladyof them all, today? &nbsp Here l am your majesty! &nbsp l'm here again! &nbsp Your prettier than a rose! &nbsp Prettier than the flowerson the trees! &nbsp You're sugar for the bees, &nbsp but beware your majesty! &nbsp ln the world today,dressed in rags, &nbsp there's a young maiden,in full bloom, &nbsp with a complexionas white as snow. &nbsp She'll be the most beautifulfrom now on, &nbsp even more beautiful than you! &nbsp That silly rag kid!Oh,no! &nbsp lt's unheard of!Get H. lvy over here ! &nbsp Get that murderer hereat once! &nbsp Hurry up,go on! &nbsp Bloody hell! &nbsp Here l am, my queen! &nbsp At your command! &nbsp l have a delicate task for you! &nbsp Your wish is my command! &nbsp You know princess Snowhite,don't you? &nbsp Sure, l know her! &nbsp l want you to take herinto the woods, &nbsp and once therel want you to kill her. Ruthlessly ! &nbsp You want me to kill her? &nbsp Absolutely! &nbsp Killing is your job,isn't it my dear H. lvy? &nbsp You'll receive a royal rewardupon your return. &nbsp Bring me Snowhite's heart! &nbsp Go now! &nbsp Yes, your majesty!l'm going! &nbsp l'm off straight away!l'm going! &nbsp Oh look H.lvy!Little strawberries! &nbsp Look how nice this one is! &nbsp Yes! lt's a prettylittle strawberry! &nbsp Oh! Here are some more! &nbsp Look H.lvy! &nbsp Yes, Yes! l see! &nbsp Look! &nbsp Oh, yes! Look! Look!There's not much to look about! &nbsp Here it is! &nbsp Oh! &nbsp Eh! &nbsp Uh! &nbsp See them? &nbsp Oh! &nbsp Look! &nbsp How sweet! &nbsp Uh,uh! &nbsp Uh! l'm tired! &nbsp D'you see how many?! &nbsp When we get backto the castle &nbsp l'll prepare themwith lemon and sugar &nbsp and l'll let you taste them,H.lvy! &nbsp Oh, no!Uh! &nbsp Damn it! &nbsp Oh! H.lvy! &nbsp Oh, no!What do you want to do? &nbsp You don't want to kill me?!Have pity! &nbsp Uh!, bloody hell! &nbsp l can't kill you, &nbsp Snowhite! You know me!What a shame! &nbsp And l know you! &nbsp H.lvy, if you know himhe won't kill you! &nbsp Oh, poor me! &nbsp Don't cry, Snowhite! &nbsp Forgive me, please! &nbsp l didn't want to.The queen ordered me to. &nbsp She told me to kill you ruthlessly. &nbsp The queen? Why? &nbsp l can't obey such a cruel order! &nbsp Go away, go away! &nbsp Oh! &nbsp Open, l beg you!Let me in! &nbsp ls there anybody here? &nbsp One two three fourfive six seven! Ah! &nbsp lt's all so tiny, in here! &nbsp Uh! What a mess! &nbsp And, what's this? &nbsp Ah! &nbsp One two three four five six seven! &nbsp Uh! Everything is reallytiny in here. &nbsp How strange. &nbsp Who knows,maybe little kids live here. &nbsp Maybe orphans, becausethere's nothing in here for an adult. &nbsp Uh! Washing bowls! &nbsp One two three four five &nbsp six seven! &nbsp Don't you realize you've reacheda marrying age, my son?! &nbsp What do you intend doing? &nbsp l don't know, father! &nbsp You're the king, aren't you?! &nbsp Sure l am! &nbsp You tell me then! &nbsp But can't you understand?lt's time you gave me a grandson! &nbsp And, to give me a grandson,you've got to get married! &nbsp Get married? &nbsp Well, you know, my son!?l'm starting to get a little on in age. &nbsp What have l got to look forward to?All l have, my kingdom, &nbsp my lands, the castle...who will l leave it all to? &nbsp You'll leave all you'vegot to me and l, &nbsp in turn, to my son.Don't worry, father! &nbsp Ah, good! Now all we must dois find you a bride. &nbsp Look who's up there! &nbsp That one there? &nbsp Are you joking, farther?! &nbsp Her? &nbsp You want me to marry her?! &nbsp Sure! She's a real smasher!lmagine what a great grandson!? &nbsp No, father!She's my cousin. &nbsp So what!?Cousin or not cousin! &nbsp She's... &nbsp Oh no !Eh, eh! &nbsp Your good-hearted uncle left herland and castles all over the place. &nbsp Go on, do something about it!Go on! lt's an order! &nbsp l understand! &nbsp l've got to go! &nbsp All right! l'm going! &nbsp Take a load of that!Uh! &nbsp The same old story! &nbsp Hey, son! ls this foreplaygoing to go on forever?! &nbsp Have a little patience! &nbsp What patience!? &nbsp With a girl like that in your arms?! &nbsp You want me to gostraight to the point? &nbsp Come on!Let's make him happy! &nbsp Come on,what are you waiting for!? &nbsp What a ball breaker! &nbsp Ah! Why don't you lick it? &nbsp Lick it? &nbsp Come on! Suck itcousin! Lick! Ah! &nbsp Uh! He's not doing anything!What a prick! &nbsp Eat me, come on! &nbsp Ah, yes! l love it! &nbsp You've got a great tongue! &nbsp There's no hope! &nbsp He'll be reciting poetry,instead of fucking! &nbsp Well, son of mine?! &nbsp Are you going to fuckher or not? &nbsp Uh! &nbsp You're a real prick! &nbsp What are you waiting for?! &nbsp Fuck her? &nbsp Uh! &nbsp Eh! What d'you think? &nbsp You thinkwe're playing? &nbsp Yes! We're playing the best gamein the world. &nbsp Fuck me, cousin!Fuck me! &nbsp Take a look at that! &nbsp lnstead of fucking her,he's playing games! &nbsp Gently, you're hurting me! Ah! &nbsp Ah! Yes! Ah! &nbsp You're hurting me! &nbsp Ah! Yes! Ah! &nbsp What an arse hole of a son! &nbsp Uh! &nbsp Ah! ? &nbsp lt's not her mouth you've got to fill,it's her cunt wants filling! &nbsp A little patience father! &nbsp You don't want me to get herpregnant the first time round?! &nbsp l'm not going to let youget me pregnant. &nbsp l like fucking,not having babies! &nbsp Heard? &nbsp Clear, isn't it?! &nbsp So, no grandson! &nbsp l'll marry you, but no children! &nbsp Eh, no, no,no! &nbsp You said no children? &nbsp No marriage! &nbsp No marriage? &nbsp Oh, no! &nbsp Yougsters! Where will we end?! &nbsp Oh!Look here &nbsp lt's all cleared up!The coffe cups! Flowers! &nbsp Maybe we've got squatters!What's up? &nbsp Maybe squatters have settled in! &nbsp The door!Yes! lt's open! &nbsp There must be someonein the bedroom! &nbsp Oh! &nbsp Oh! &nbsp Oh! &nbsp Oh! &nbsp Oh! &nbsp Oh,oh! &nbsp Ah! How beautiful! &nbsp Really beautiful! &nbsp Enchanting! &nbsp A flower! &nbsp She's a rose! &nbsp She's an orchid! &nbsp She's a fig flower! &nbsp That's right! &nbsp Look boys! &nbsp What a nice little cunt! &nbsp a little shell! &nbsp A little bird! &nbsp A pastry! &nbsp A pretty jewel! &nbsp A robin's nest! &nbsp A lovely lollypop! &nbsp She's opening her eyes! &nbsp She's waking up! &nbsp She's waking up! &nbsp She's awake! &nbsp She's awake! &nbsp And what now? &nbsp She's getting up! &nbsp Uh? &nbsp Me too! &nbsp Me too! &nbsp Me too! &nbsp Me too! &nbsp Me too! &nbsp Me too! Yes! &nbsp Oh! &nbsp Little fairy! &nbsp Who are you? &nbsp Ehm! &nbsp l 'm Snowhite! &nbsp You're a young servant right?! &nbsp Well, really, &nbsp l'm a princess. &nbsp Princess? &nbsp You don't mean... &nbsp really?!A princess &nbsp princess? &nbsp And how come you're here? &nbsp Well,they wanted to kill me. &nbsp Who? &nbsp Who wanted to kill you? &nbsp We'll take care of them! &nbsp lt was my stepmother,she wanted me dead! &nbsp l'm an orphan. &nbsp You're an orphan? &nbsp And you don't have anyone? &nbsp An aunt an uncle?! &nbsp Not even a cousin,a distant cousin? &nbsp Not even a little dog? &nbsp Please! Let me stay here! &nbsp Eh?What is it to you?! &nbsp You want to stay here with us?But we're just poor little dwarfs. &nbsp What could we do if someonecomes looking for you? &nbsp We'll break every bone in their bodieswith our hammers! &nbsp Yes! l beg you! &nbsp No one will dare harm you,we're here! &nbsp We'll tear their ears offand all the hairs from their noses! &nbsp All of you listen!l say Snowhite must stay with us. &nbsp From now on we are her family.We will teach her the facts of life. &nbsp You're welcome, Snowhite! &nbsp Oh! Thank you!You're so kind! &nbsp l don't know if l'll ever be able toreward you for your kindness! &nbsp Ah, yes, yes! &nbsp Yes, yes! &nbsp Oh, yes, yes! You will! &nbsp Yes, yes! You'll see! &nbsp Yes, eh?! &nbsp Yes, yes, yes, yes! &nbsp Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!Yes! &nbsp ls that so?! Then l will! &nbsp Eh, eh! Yes!...... &nbsp Ah, really? &nbsp Yes! Yes! l'm happy.Thank you! How sweet you are! &nbsp Here is Snowhite's heart my queen! &nbsp Ah! &nbsp This is more like it! &nbsp Ah! Now no one is more beautifulthan l am! Right! &nbsp And, now, &nbsp You'll get your reward! &nbsp Thank you, your majesty! &nbsp And now, pay attention! &nbsp l will introduce you to the touchof the hole. &nbsp lt needs collaborationfrom your pussy, eh? &nbsp and this! &nbsp This? &nbsp Eh! Pull your skirt up! &nbsp My skirt? &nbsp And now, touch your little pussywith your little fingers! &nbsp Here?With my finger? &nbsp Tittilate your little clitoris!There! &nbsp Like this? &nbsp Ah!Good girl! Good girl! &nbsp Very good!Go on, carry on! &nbsp lt's getting wet right?! &nbsp Eh? And now,suck your finger! &nbsp lt's tasty, isn't it?! &nbsp Yes! Ah! &nbsp Keep on touching yourself! &nbsp Yes! Ah! &nbsp Yes! Like that!Go on! Good! Don't stop!... &nbsp lt's nice, isn't it Snowhite?! &nbsp Yes! Ah! &nbsp Don't stop!... &nbsp Yes! Like that!Go on! Go on!.... &nbsp Right! Good girl!Stroke your pussy! Yes! &nbsp Go on! Go on! &nbsp Ah! Yes! &nbsp That's it! Go on! Carry on!Like that! You're good! &nbsp Oh! you're very good,you know?! Oh! &nbsp This little girl,needs a cock &nbsp And now on to lesson two! &nbsp Take a rampion, my dear Snowhite,and l'll show you what to do with it! &nbsp First you kiss it gently! &nbsp then you rub it on your pussy! &nbsp after you've caressed it in your hands.Understood? &nbsp ls that it? &nbsp Then you rub it up and down!Faster and faster! &nbsp Clear? &nbsp Oh! Ah! &nbsp Stroke it hard! And now, you try! &nbsp Try to use it! Go on try!You'll see you'll like it! &nbsp Go on my little girl!Rub it on your pussy! &nbsp Above all, remember,it needs a little kiss. &nbsp And then, to follow,a little lick of the toungue! &nbsp Good! That's right! Ahm! &nbsp You're absolutely great! And now,to the pussy! &nbsp A little lickand then to the pussy! &nbsp Yes! &nbsp Put it between your legsand send it up and down! &nbsp Up and down, up and down, up and down! &nbsp Yes!Ah! Good! &nbsp Put it there!Ah! &nbsp And now, take a lookyou've got to stick it inside! &nbsp Eh? Yes? &nbsp Come on! lnside!lnto your pussy! &nbsp Push it up with your hand! That's it! &nbsp Good! &nbsp Oh! &nbsp Good! Good little girl!Now stroke it gently on your pussy! &nbsp Right! Up and down! &nbsp Up and down! Up and down!Up and down!.... &nbsp Up and down! Up and down!Up and down! &nbsp Come forward, my young maid! &nbsp Get him ready for me now! &nbsp Carry on! &nbsp Go on! &nbsp l want it straight and hard! &nbsp Uh! &nbsp Come on maiden! Swallow it! &nbsp Bite it! Get it ready for me! &nbsp Go on, eat it! &nbsp Turn it into an iron rod! &nbsp Come on! Come on! &nbsp GO! Go on! Go on! Go! &nbsp Come on! Lick her! Go on! &nbsp And now, my little Snowhite, &nbsp l'll lick your &nbsp pussy till the end! &nbsp l promise You'll go raving &nbsp all the way - ''Banzai!'' &nbsp Come on! Stick it inside! &nbsp Yes, your majesty!lt's ready for you now! &nbsp Now my dear little one, &nbsp listen to me carefully &nbsp and l' ll turn you intoa proper little lady &nbsp First of all, &nbsp let's establish the following: &nbsp Your tiny tits &nbsp will become &nbsp two lovely melons! &nbsp You might ask yourself &nbsp ''how can that be?'' &nbsp A little suckingof your lovely nipples &nbsp will blow your tits uplike two melons! &nbsp ls that clear, dear? &nbsp Yes, yes! lt's clear! &nbsp Good girl! &nbsp You'll see them grow! &nbsp Your tits will be every girls'envy! &nbsp What tits to lick! &nbsp Do you want to knowwhat else is necessary, &nbsp besides two nice tits? &nbsp A lovely pussy! &nbsp listen to the old staire! &nbsp D'you knowwhat l'm going to teach you? &nbsp l'm going to teach you toplay the clarinet. &nbsp One plays it with ones lips! &nbsp Eh?! &nbsp D'you know how to use your lips? &nbsp No! &nbsp Now l'll teach you! &nbsp What do you have to say? &nbsp Oh! &nbsp And now pull out your tongue! &nbsp Yes! &nbsp That's it! &nbsp And now try to move it around! &nbsp But now you must learn touse it on me! &nbsp First of all, &nbsp you've got to moistenyour lips with your tongue. &nbsp Now, at this point &nbsp with your lips dampened, &nbsp you're ready &nbsp to play the instrument. &nbsp Clear? &nbsp Those &nbsp here! &nbsp Try! &nbsp Come on! Play the clarinet!Go on! &nbsp Go on! You've got to use your lipsand move your tongue! &nbsp Try again, good girl! &nbsp Wait a moment! &nbsp There! &nbsp Good! Lick it! Oh! &nbsp You're already great withthe clarinet in your mouth. &nbsp lf you continue this way,You'll have no rivals at play! &nbsp Yes! &nbsp And l'm sure that whenever a manwill touch you, &nbsp you'll immediatlygive him a royal blow. &nbsp You're fabulous! &nbsp