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you

try to be nice to somebody

oh my god

I remember Angela stop please ground

looking a tent on top of that hill

we've got company

red give me a chance my lady don't give

me no more

good thing your dad was in a couple

years your breasts would have been

sagging that's Angela she was such a

freak no one knew why she was so crazy

or did some of us you're going to enjoy

living with us so much yes I know you

are as welcome home I just hope you

don't get jealous I didn't get him

anything you see I've always wanted a

little girl but of course when my

husband left

under the bridge as I always say water

under the bridge Richard comes home to

buy the little girl in the house yes I

always dreamed

just like you

I'm sure it does I know you're going to

like that name

you know what they say it starts in the

home or is it just a bad team goodbye my

angel I hope you have a good time

but of course you will take good care of

my little girl Richard I remember that

day

she's kind of shy yes you know first

time

oh yeah hey girl let's not forget to

thank Angela we're getting Megan trouble

fighting too

yes

hey edge how come you never take showers

with the rest of us too

you haven't reached puberty that's not

it I bet you don't even have your period

that's enough

Andrews wild shower in the morning or

any other clan she wants to

she takes showers were known from Steve

she has no hair down below Judy she's a

real copper display

I hate to ask this

whatever happened to Angela Baker nobody

knows that no pictures of her since

seven years ago plus when she was 18 of

Juvenal records were destroyed so all we

have to go on are descriptions but she

was a counselor here last year didn't

even one take a picture of her nope

this wasn't very popular supposedly

nobody wanted to well what did she look

like

white five-foot 515 pounds brown eyes

reddish brown hair she's 21 years old

and what would you do if you ever met

her I'd kill her

picked on misunderstood

but that's why places like these are so

great we can go to learn to love each

other

Thanks

a lot of fun I love you all

where's my cousin Ronnie took her into

the kitchen she eat anything what do you

think what's the problem anyway she

don't eat she don't talk to them to

anything why don't you leave her alone

she's just crying

she were any quieter she'll be dead you

can't leave me you can't leave me come

back come back you're in big trouble

like every time I go to camp somebody

buzzes their head what you remind me

this girl I used to do my name is Molly

nice Molly honey given eat this thing

all day aren't you hungry

you look just like your son when you get

mad how many have you killed this time I

don't know mops but I had no choice they

deserved it

you gotta kill me too well how you gonna

do it at night fine

battery but you're just gonna cut my

head off like you did my son

come on Ange what's it gonna be again

were they crazy she's back in campus as

a counselor who reminds me of this boy

that I knew when I was about your age

you didn't like me very much either but

I fixed him Wow I drowned him hey listen

to this there's this fried chicken place

down the road from my house and my

sister's best friend got served a fried

rat no way I've heard this story a

thousand times I know a true story there

used to be this camp about 60 miles from

here

camp our wacky yeah I heard about then

all these kids got killed shut up like

the little brat was saying all these

kids started getting killed a bunch of

little kids were hatched into death

and a girl got stabbed while taking a

shower I don't suppose you guys

it's great

one of the cooks got boiled in some

water mmm tasty

come on kid give me down I'll make you a

nice ice-cream sundae okay

the owner of the camp he got it in his

neck with an arrow

you

well it ended up that the killer was the

shy 14 year old girl that everybody

picked on except she wasn't be you're

supposed to be in the cabin let's go

just a second now except this girl she

wasn't a girl Phoebe let's go she was

really a he his aunt had been dressing

him up like a girl ever since he was 4

years old if you don't get over here

right now keep your shirt on

they found him naked on the beach

holding the chopped-off head of another

camper

about 30 people were killed and the camp

had to be closed down the end ready

wait what happened to the killer I heard

two stories one that he's dead and two

that he's in Hollywood playing the dark

haired girl on the facts of life

she's alive it's a guy not anymore he

went into a psycho ward a couple years

ago and while he was there the doctors

gave him a sex change and our parents

taxes paid for it well he or she or

whatever got out a couple years ago

it's only the second week of camp and

you're already getting into trouble give

me a break

all I did did was sneak away from the

cabin to be with the boys Angela TC was

there and he's the head counselor [ __ ]

and then you tell that awful story

scaring those kids have to death you

don't deserve to be a camp I should send

you home I don't believe this

screw you Angela if you want to send me

home fine see if I care

[ __ ] I can't see a damn thing

dammit this isn't the way back Angela

Angela come on I'm sorry

with how are you right here that's what

you get for not obeying your councillor

and here's what you get for telling evil

stories and having such a filthy mouth

what a bad camper where's Phoebe hey all

our stuffs gone did you see her coming

last night hmm no no not me hey what

about you guys think she got smart what

I had no choice

I found her doing things with the boys

last night that she had no business

doing

here comes the Wicked Witch of the West

I think I'm gonna go back and talk to

you later answer

not going in the water I can't swim can

you swim I'm talking to you are you

going in the water

congratulations yeah hey you know why I

think in today's your day off and

everything but I was thinking if you'd

like to come out of the pool and swim

you uh you could use a little work on

your tan

where's that playing games it's not you

Benjy I can't even take a [ __ ] in peace

love

my good friend Angela here

what the hell are you doing

it's okay now everything's gonna be

alright

now this would give Angela one hell of a

nightmare

there's a saying they and keeping wall

strong

I believe that I forgotten something

now what committees

I knew I could pet I just kept reminding

myself the in fact I tied a string

around around my finger so I wouldn't

forget and I did

or what is it a ring

as man always said to play

you almost broke my machete where'd you

put it

I knew that I'd have it but I'm gonna

take a piss if you don't have that glove

by the time I get back I'm leaving

without you yeah hey where'd you find it

hey [ __ ] where are you Anthony come on

I'm leaving without you Anthony

Anthony

once I start a task I always finish

story must have washed it up a lot of

trash in this lake

as far as I can tell the boy drowned of

course we'll have to wait for the

medical examiner to check him over

before we can be certain of course you

drowned he was worse than around canoe

tipped over he must have hit his head

I don't think so weren't any bumps or

bruises when I checked though again I'm

no expert on this matter it was

obviously an accident ironically camp

New Horizons was formerly known as camp

rolling hills where last year 19 people

were brutally slain by alleged

psychopath Angela Baker Baker also known

as the angel of death was allegedly

responsible for another string of grisly

murders seven years ago at nearby camp

Arawak which has since closed things

have changed here we're now under new

ownership and I manage my new ownership

you told me you wouldn't say a word

about the violent sales and you've got

to give the people what they want

I used to brag every good kid New York

came here and trouble for them half the

cabins with God knows don't talk like

that Uncle John there's lots of good

kids we just have to weed out the bad

that is what she did you lock the door

I'm gonna tell somebody lock the door

who's here Ali if that's you you're in

trouble you're not supposed to miss

dinner Timmy what are you doing what did

I do it I didn't do anything

you're gonna tell

no more whining your Angela Baker you

killed all those kids who can't bear

awake did you get this job easy

I've got great recommendations I'm

doctor psychiatrist even clergyman I did

my time two years of therapy

electroshock does every kind of pill you

ever heard of Plus and operation I'm

completely cured if I wasn't they

wouldn't have let me out how do you know

so much about me my dad's a cop

he helped arrest you you should have

heard him the day you count it's too bad

Widow here's what's having you off the

camp again you both shut up bought a can

and I might never come back

Wow give me you look a little older than

the rest mmm massive drugs huh

you wouldn't know where I could score

some coke yeah there's a machine in the

dining hall very fun uh I just I just

need a gram it's already been a real

[ __ ] of a day you know what I mean I'll

be right back

thanks guys okay see ya

yeah it's a little much isn't it it's a

gift

you're my favorite newscaster pretty

good stuff and really clean your pipes

happy camping Thanks have a nice life

one of the many dangers of being a drug

addict is never really knowing if the

stuff is pure water supply didn't have

any fluoride arrest it was pretty wild

here last night all right that since

yours

I think Peter and snow boy you're in

there right now anybody home

where are we

it's a surprise well I'm getting tired

and my feet hurt

I thought you can't be used to this kind

of stuff haha

are you cheerleader yes yes you a virgin

no do you take drugs hasn't everybody

strike three

it's about time we stopped take this

stuff off me right now did you hear me

oh my get it you're leaving me now oh

it's crawling on me hey what I'm doing

you know you're messing with my dad is a

fornicator a drug taker a nasty snotty

bigot and besides that you real nice

did you hear that

No

angels are pretty angels can fly and I

got no style got no plan all you do is

fight you swear so say your prayers and

make men cuz your life story is about to

end

[ __ ] hey hey what's up [ __ ] you [ __ ] it

wow

listen Angela if you're not going to

participate in our activities then you

just sit there and do nothing

oh she remembers all right you must be

Angela remember Bonnie spoke to us about

her

the [ __ ] [ __ ] goddamn Maui goddamn

Angela what's your problem you and kids

like you very funny

I didn't think you'd fall for it you're

dumber than I thought yeah well you're

more [ __ ] up than I thought that's

right one of your favorite word's well

if you mind if I borrow it for a moment

you've been a shitty friend in a shitty

camper what else has gone there answer

me

pissed away your guts and god-given

talent your whole life and turn it into

nothing but a cynical dirty mouth waste

of flesh what else is down there well

then I guess you're just gonna have to

climb in and find out we choose Ali for

a leech like you

you should have been the first to go

what do you want well

get out of here

you know it's one thing to screw up your

own life wasn't you say no to drugs

I'm sorry you feel that way because even

though you did a cheap disgusting act by

exposing your breasts I really think

that you didn't know any better you were

just trying to impress everybody

especially Ali I was not sure you were

Mary you don't have to go through life

as a tag-along why don't you just try

being yourself my name is not Mary its

Mayer I hate that name

I'm giving you one last chance

Mayer we're sleeping out tomorrow night

I'd love to have you there just say

you're sorry

never I would rather die first Angela

what are you looking for a gun no a

drill

I hate this place I want to go home

what's the matter don't you like to

paint no I want to go home I hate this

place let me go home maybe you're tired

you want to just lie down for a little

while no listen to me

I told you I want to go home let me go

home I think I can arrange that

let me go just leave me alone all right

sleep well hope you come back next year

no way all right you can't please

everybody

who's here just us

no no I do this no

next

oh you scared the daylights out of me

are you crazy

wanna get shot of something stupid

Ranger what Ranger there's no Ranger on

here

a bit

stay out of my way now look who's being

hunted okay why are you doing this

you're gonna help me all right help you

how

you

good night campers