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>> Announcer: TONIGHT ON
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"LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS."
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TAYLOR SCHILLING
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AUTHOR OF "HOAX," CNN ANCHOR AND
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CORRESPONDENT, BRIAN STELTER
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AN ALL-NEW, "CLOSER LOOK,"
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FEATURING THE 8G BAND WITH
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JESSICA BURDEAUX
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AND NOW, SETH MEYERS
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>> Seth: GOOD EVENING, I'M
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SETH MEYERS.
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THIS IS "LATE NIGHT.
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HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT
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ALL RIGHT.
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GOOD
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GOOD
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GOOD
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LET'S GET TO THE NEWS.
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WELL, LAST NIGHT WAS THE
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FIRST --
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>> WRONG
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LAST NIGHT WAS -
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>> FAKE NEWS
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>> Seth: LAST --
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>> EXCUSE ME
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EXCUSE ME.
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>> Seth: JUST FORGET IT.
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THAT'S RIGHT
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THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
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WAS HELD LAST NIGHT IN
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CLEVELAND, OHIO.
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ALTHOUGH, IT WASN'T REALLY A
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DEBATE
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IT CERTAINLY WASN'T
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PRESIDENTIAL
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AND IT WASN'T HELD SO MUCH, AS
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IT HAPPENED TO US.
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I GUESS THE ONLY ACCURATE PART
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OF THAT SENTENCE WAS
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CLEVELAND, OHIO.
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WHILE BEING REPEATEDLY
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INTERRUPTED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP
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DURING LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE,
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FORMER VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN
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SAID TO TRUMP, QUOTE, WILL YOU
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SHUT UP, MAN
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AND IN FAIRNESS, IT WAS THE ONLY
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QUESTION TRUMP ACTUALLY
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ANSWERED
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DURING THE SECTION OF LAST
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NIGHT'S DEBATE ON THE ECONOMY,
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PRESIDENT TRUMP CRITICIZED
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FORMER VICE
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PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN'S TRADE
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RECORD, AND SAID, QUOTE, CHINA
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ATE YOUR LUNCH
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THOUGH, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE
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FIRST TIME HE'S TRIED THAT
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HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY LUNCH?
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I LEFT IT IN THE BREAK ROOM.
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"AH.
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CHINA ATE IT
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SAW CHINA SNOOPING AROUND THE
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BREAK ROOM, EARLIER.
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JANET WILL BACK ME UP.
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FORMER VICE PRESIDENT
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JOE BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN SAID IT
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RAISED A RECORD $3.8 MILLION IN
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ONE HOUR DURING LAST NIGHT'S
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PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.
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"SAME," SAID THERAPISTS.
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GOOGLE SAID TODAY THAT SEARCHES
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FOR, QUOTE, HOW TO APPLY FOR
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CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP SKYROCKETED
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AN HOUR INTO LAST NIGHT'S
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PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.
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THOUGH, GOOGLE AND CANADA HAD A
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TOTALLY DIFFERENT ONE.
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"TIGER KING" STAR CAROLE BASKIN
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WAS ELIMINATED FROM "DANCING
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WITH THE STARS" THIS WEEK.
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IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "TIGER
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KING," IT'S A DOCU-SERIES THAT
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PREMIERED ON NETFLIX THREE
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LIFETIMES AGO.
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TODAY WAS INTERNATIONAL PODCAST
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DAY.
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TO CELEBRATE, INVITE SOMEONE
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OVER, AND THEN TALK ABOUT YOUR
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DAY FOR 20 MINUTES BEFORE
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ACKNOWLEDGING THEIR EXISTENCE.
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"THANK GOD," SAID SOMEONE IN
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LINE AT THE DMV.
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ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH,
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PHYSICISTS BELIEVE THAT TIME
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TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE
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OH
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THAT'S WHY
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WOW.
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HUH.
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HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF,
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SCOLLINS
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I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE TRYING
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TO IMPRESS WITH THAT ONE,
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SCOLLINS
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AND FINALLY, TODAY WAS NATIONAL
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ASK-A-STUPID-QUESTION DAY.
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GLAD YOU CELEBRATED,
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CHRIS WALLACE.
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AND THAT, YOU GUYS, THAT WAS A
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MONOLOGUE.
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WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
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TONIGHT.
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YOU KNOW HER FROM "ORANGE IS THE
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NEW BLACK.
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AND SHE'S GOT A NEW SHOW CALLED
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"MONSTERLAND" COMING TO HULU
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TAYLOR SCHILLING WILL BE HERE.
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SHE IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITES.
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SO EXCITED TO SEE HER.
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HE IS A CNN ANCHOR AND THE
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AUTHOR OF THE BEST-SELLING, NEW
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BOOK "HOAX: DONALD TRUMP, FOX
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NEWS AND THE DANGEROUS
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DISTORTION OF TRUTH.
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BRIAN STELTER WILL JOIN US
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BUT BEFORE -- YOU GUYS, BEFORE
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WE GET TO ALL THAT, WELL, LAST
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NIGHT, WE ALL WATCHED A PETULANT
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PSYCHO DEBASE HIMSELF AND THE
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NATION ON LIVE TV.
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AND NOW, HIS DERANGED SYCOPHANTS
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ARE MAKING ALL KINDS OF EXCUSES
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FOR HIS PERFORMANCE.
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FOR MORE ON THIS, IT'S TIME FOR
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"A CLOSER LOOK."
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>> Seth: SO WHERE TO BEGIN WITH
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THAT DEBATE LAST NIGHT
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ACTUALLY, DEBATE IS NOT THE
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RIGHT WORD
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IT WAS MORE LIKE A COLLECTIVE
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BRAIN HEMORRHAGE
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IT WAS LIKE WATCHING DEMOCRACY
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GET A LOBOTOMY
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OR AS CNN PUT IT
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>> THIS WAS THE MOST CHAOTIC
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PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE I'VE EVER
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SEEN AND I SUSPECT MOST OF YOU,
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IF NOT ALL OF YOU, HAVE EVER
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SEEN
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>> THAT WAS A HOT MESS, INSIDE A
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DUMPSTER FIRE, INSIDE A TRAIN
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WRECK.
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THAT WAS THE WORST DEBATE I HAVE
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EVER SEEN.
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IN FACT, IT WASN'T EVEN A
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DEBATE
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IT WAS A DISGRACE.
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>> THAT WAS A [ BLEEP ] SHOW
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AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE ON CABLE.
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WE CAN SAY THAT.
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APOLOGIES FOR BEING, MAYBE, A
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LITTLE BIT CRUDE
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>> Seth: YOU GUYS ARE BEING WAY
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TOO CHARITABLE
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WATCHING THAT DEBATE WAS LIKE
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HOT BOXING A PORTA-POTTY WITH
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CRYSTAL METH, IN PHOENIX, IN
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JULY
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IT WAS LIKE BEING HIT ON THE
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HEAD WITH A LEAD PIPE IN A ROOM
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FILLED WITH NITROUS OXIDE.
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IT WAS LIKE WATCHING A
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TWO-PERSON PERFORMANCE OF "12
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ANGRY MEN" WHERE ONE ACTOR
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PLAYED ONE PART.
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AND ONE WAS MAD ENOUGH FOR THE
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OTHER 11
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ALSO, DANA, I DON'T THINK YOU
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HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING CRUDE.
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NOTHING YOU COULD SAY OR DO
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COULD TOP THAT DEBATE.
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WOLF BLITZER COULD'VE SHOWN UP
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IN FULL BDSM GEAR SCREAMING THE
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LYRICS TO "WAP" AND IT STILL
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WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE CRUDEST
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THING THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST FUN
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THING.
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YOU KNOW, WE GOT A COUPLE MORE
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DEBATES LEFT, WOLF
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IT WAS, TO STATE THE OBVIOUS,
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ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING
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DEBACLES IN AMERICAN HISTORY,
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AND I AM INCLUDING
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KEVIN FEDERLINE'S PERFORMANCE AT
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THE 2006 TEEN CHOICE AWARDS.
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OKAY, FED, WE OWE YOU AN
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APOLOGY.
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BUT THAT "POPOZAO" WAS THE
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LOWEST POINT IN AMERICAN
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HISTORY.
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BUT THAT WAS BEFORE THE
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PRESIDENT TOOK A POPOZAO ON THE
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DEBATE STAGE
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AND THE DEBATE, SOMEHOW, MANAGED
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TO TOP THE EMBARRASSING RUN-UP
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IN THE DAYS PRIOR, DURING WHICH
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THE RIGHT-WING FEVER SWAMP
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BELCHED UP A BUNCH OF INSANE,
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CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT
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JOE BIDEN.
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ALL OF WHICH, FOUND AIRTIME ON
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FOX NEWS FROM THEIR MORNING
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SHOWS, TO THEIR SUPPOSED
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STRAIGHT NEWS ANCHORS.
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FOX SPENT THE ENTIRETY OF
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YESTERDAY AIRING ONE DERANGED
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CLAIM ABOUT BIDEN'S COGNITIVE
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STATE AFTER ANOTHER.
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>> THE TRUMP TEAM ASKED TO
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INSPECT THE EARS OF EACH DEBATER
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FOR ELECTRONIC DEVICES OR
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TRANSMITTERS
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THE BIDEN TEAM HAS NOT CONSENTED
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TO THAT.
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>> AS FAR AS THE LISTENING
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DEVICES AND THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN'S
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RESPONSE TO THAT, I THINK THAT'S
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INTERESTING.
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AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
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FOLLOW THAT THROUGH THE DAY.
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>> IT'S A RISK TO RUN A
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CANDIDATE WHO MAY BE SENILE.
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THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS CONVINCED
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THAT BIDEN'S STAFF WILL TRY TO
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FEED HIM LINES THROUGH AN
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EARPIECE
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>> ELDERLY PEOPLE EXPERIENCING
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MEMORY LOSS AND THE OTHER
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PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH AGE CAN
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HAVE, YOU KNOW, GO FOR PERIODS
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OF HOURS AT A TIME AND BE JUST
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FINE
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I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY DOUBT
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BIDEN'S SENILE BUT IT DOESN'T
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MEAN IT'S GOING TO SHOW UP
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TONIGHT.
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>> LOOK.
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THE MAN HAS DEMENTIA
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THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
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I'VE TALKED TO DOCTORS
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I'VE HAD THEM LOOK AT A
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HUNDRED -- A HUNDRED DIFFERENT
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TAPES OF HIS, FIVE YEARS AGO AND
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TODAY.
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>> THE BIDEN PEOPLE SAY HE'S
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FINE
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>> HE CAN'T RECITE THE PLEDGE OF
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ALLEGIANCE, AND HE'S FINE?
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HE ACTUALLY DISPLAYS SYMPTOMS
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THAT TWO GERONTOLOGISTS TOLD ME
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ARE CLASSIC SYMPTOMS OF
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MIDDLE-LEVEL DEMENTIA.
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I THINK THE PRESIDENT IS QUITE
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RIGHT TO SAY MAYBE HE'S TAKING
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ADDERALL OR SOME KIND OF
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ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER
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THING.
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AND THAT'S NOT JUST MY OPINION
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IT'S THE OPINION OF A NUMBER OF
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DOCTORS I'VE ACTUALLY
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INTERVIEWED.
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>> Seth: WERE THEY INTERVIEWS?
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OR WERE THEY EXAMS
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LIKE, DURING THESE INTERVIEWS,
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RUDY, WERE YOU WEARING A GOWN
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THAT TIED IN THE BACK?
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"THESE INTERVIEWS WERE SO
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SECRET
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THEY DIDN'T WANT ME TO TAKE
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NOTES, SO THEY TIED MY HANDS
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TOGETHER."
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BUT SURE, "FOX AND FRIENDS,"
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TAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM A GUY
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WHO ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE HAS
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ELECTRODES ATTACHED TO HIS
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TESTICLES, MAKES THIS NOISE.
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WHAAAA
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ALSO, "FOX AND FRIENDS," WHAT
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ARE YOU GUYS DOING
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A LUNATIC RANTS AND RAVES ABOUT
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GOD KNOWS WHAT, AND YOU JUST SIT
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THERE LIKE TOURISTS WATCHING A
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GUY TAKE A DUMP ON THE F-TRAIN
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"MAYBE, THIS IS PERFORMANCE ART?
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HONEY, JUST GIVE ME A DOLLAR
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I'M GOING TO TIP HIM."
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ALSO, I LOVE THIS NEW ARGUMENT
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FOX HAS, COURTESY OF BRIT HUME,
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THAT BIDEN IS ACTUALLY SECRETLY
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SENILE
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SEEMS TO ME THAT IF YOU HAVE IT
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TOGETHER ENOUGH TO HIDE THAT
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YOU'RE SENILE, YOU MIGHT NOT BE
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SENILE
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PRETTY SURE IF YOU WERE
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SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA, IT
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WOULD SHOW UP AT THE DEBATE.
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IN FACT, I'M PRETTY SURE IT DID.
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SERIOUSLY.
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EVERYONE WHO WATCHED THAT DEBATE
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HAD FLASHBACKS TO ARGUING WITH A
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DRUNK FRIEND TO HAND OVER HIS
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CAR KEYS
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"I'M NOT DRUNK."
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THEN, TELL ME HOW MANY FINGERS
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I'M HOLDING UP
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"HUNTER BIDEN.
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BURISMA.
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SO THEY TRIED ARGUING THAT BIDEN
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WAS IN COGNITIVE DECLINE
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BUT THEN, IT BECAME OBVIOUS HE
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WASN'T
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SO THEY HAD TO CHANGE TACT TO
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SUGGESTING THAT MAYBE HE'S ON
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DRUGS.
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IF ANYONE'S ON DRUGS, IT'S YOU
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GUYS
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IF YOU TUNE INTO FOX NEWS AT ANY
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GIVEN MOMENT, THEY SOUND LIKE
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THEY JUST GOT DONE DOING BLOW IN
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THE BATHROOM AT CBGB
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THEY SOUND LIKE COKED UP
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SCREENWRITERS PITCHING IDEAS
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"ALL RIGHT
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SO LIKE, WHAT IF HE HAS LIKE, I
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DON'T KNOW, A SECRET EARPIECE.
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RIGHT?
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HE GETS QUESTIONS IN ADVANCE,
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BUT HE'S SENILE.
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YOU CAN'T TELL, BECAUSE HE GOT A
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SHOT OF ADRENALINE IN HIS HEART
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JUST LIKE "PULP FICTION.
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WOO!
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EVEN FOX'S SUPPOSED STRAIGHT
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NEWS ANCHORS, WHO JUST CASUALLY
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ENTERTAINING INSANE CONSPIRACY
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THEORIES, LIKE BIDEN WEARING AN
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EARPIECE AT THE DEBATE
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YOU'D KNOW IF BIDEN WAS WEARING
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AN EARPIECE, BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T
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HAVE THE LATEST MODEL.
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HE'D HAVE THE BIG, OLD CLUNKY
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ONE, WITH THE CURLY WIRE GOING
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DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SHIRT
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AND DURING THAT DEBATE, HE WOULD
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HAVE CALLED FOR BACKUP LIKE AN
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UNDERCOVER COP AT A DRUG BUST
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GONE BAD
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"OH, MAN
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I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU FELLAS
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WOULD HAVE SO MANY GUNS.
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YOU GOT TO GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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SASSAFRAS.
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SASSAFRAS.
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BUT SURE
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LET'S ENTERTAIN THE IDEA THAT
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ONE OF THE CANDIDATES WAS ON
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ADDERALL
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I WONDER WHO IT WAS.
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>> THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID AND
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOUR PARTY HAS
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SAID
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>> WE HAVE TO BE -
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>> THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY ARE
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TALKING ABOUT, CHRIS
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>> WE HAVE THE HIGHEST TRADE
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DEFICIT WITH MEXICO.
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>> CHINA ATE YOUR LUNCH, JOE
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>> ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN --
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>> CHINA ATE YOUR LUNCH, JOE
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>> YOU SAID MAYBE YOU SHOULD
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DROP A NUCLEAR WEAPON ON THEM.
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>> I NEVER SAID THAT
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>> ANTIFA'S AN IDEA, NOT AN
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ORGANIZATION
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>> YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
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>> NOT MILITIA
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IF HE'D JUST STAY OUT OF THE
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WAY.
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>> OH, REALLY?
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OH, REALLY
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>> THIS GUY.
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[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
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>> HE'S JUST AFRAID OF COUNTING
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THE VOTES, BECAUSE OF THE
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OUTCOME.
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>> YOU'RE WRONG.
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>> I WANT TO CONTINUE WITH YOU
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ON THIS.
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VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN
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>> CHRIS, HE'S SO WRONG WHEN HE
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MAKES THE STATEMENT LIKE THAT.
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>> Seth: OH, MAN, DID SOMEONE
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SWITCH OUT HIS CAN FOR DIET
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CRANK?
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ALL THE CRANK, NONE OF THE
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CALORIES
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I'VE NEVER SEEN THE ACTUAL
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REDNESS OF HIS FACE OVERTAKE HIS
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BRONZER LIKE THAT.
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TRUMP HAD SO MUCH CRAZY COKE
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ENERGY THAT THE MODERATOR,
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CHRIS WALLACE, LITERALLY HAD TO
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YELL "NO" AT HIM TO BEG HIM TO
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STOP INTERRUPTING.
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>> YOU DO WANT ME TO BAN EUROPE.
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YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH LATER,
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JOE.
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>> MR. PRESIDENT
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MR. PRESIDENT.
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SIR.
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>> CHRIS, THAT WS THE WORST PART
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OF OBAMA
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>> LET ME ASK MY QUESTION.
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>> WELL, I'LL ASK JOE.
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>> NO.
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NO
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HEY.
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MR. PRESIDENT.
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MR. PRESIDENT, PLEASE, STOP.
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GO AHEAD
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NO, NO, NO
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MR. PRESIDENT.
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>> THREE AND A HALF MILLION,
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JOE.
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[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
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>> NO.
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NO
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NO
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STOP
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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MR. PRESIDENT.
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NO
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MR. PRESIDENT.
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>> GO AHEAD.
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CAN I BE HONEST?
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IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION
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>> TRY TO BE HONEST.
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IT'S A GOOD THING.
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>> HE STOOD UP
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HE STOOD UP, AND HE
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THREATENED -
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>> THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION IS
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NO
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>> Seth: THE MODERATOR OF A
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NATIONALLY TELEVISED DEBATE HAD
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TO TREAT THE PRESIDENT LIKE A
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RABID DOG HUMPING HIS LEG.
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NO, NO, NO, NO
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NO, NO, NO
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BAD!
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BAD PRESIDENT!
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MEANWHILE, BIDEN WAS JUST
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STANDING THERE LOOKING OVER AT
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THE CAMERA LIKE A GRANDPA IN A
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SITCOM
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY DAUGHTER
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MARRIED THIS DOPE.
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BUT THE DERANGED PETULANCE ON
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DISPLAY FROM TRUMP LAST NIGHT,
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IT'S NOT UNIQUE AND IT'S NOT AN
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ABERRATION WITHIN THE GOP OF THE
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CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT.
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UNLESS YOU LET THEM SCREAM,
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UNINTERRUPTED, FOR 90 MINUTES
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STRAIGHT, THEY THINK YOU'RE OUT
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TO GET THEM.
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EVEN IF YOU WORK FOR THE SAME
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NETWORK.
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DURING THE DEBATE, FOX HOST
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LAURA INGRAHAM TWEETED TRUMP IS
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DEBATING THE MODERATOR AND
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BIDEN.
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I LOVE HOW SHE CALLS
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CHRIS WALLACE THE MODERATOR,
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LIKE SHE DOESN'T KNOW HIM.
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YOU GUYS ARE CO-WORKERS.
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YOU GET THE SAME FOX NEWS
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SWEATSHIRTS EVERY CHRISTMAS, AND
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YOUR PAYCHECKS ARE SIGNED BY THE
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SAME GUY
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THESE PEOPLE ARE SUCH PATHETIC
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SYCOPHANTS
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CAN YOU IMAGINE IF INGRAHAM
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MODERATED A DEBATE
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"MR. PRESIDENT, THE FIRST
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QUESTION IS TO YOU
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HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT GOLF?
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AND IS IT HARD BEING AS STRONG
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AND HANDSOME AS YOU ARE?
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YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES TO RESPOND
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AND, MR. BIDEN, YOU CAN GO."
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NOT LIKE WALLACE DIDN'T HAVE
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MOMENTS OF OBSEQUIOUSNESS.
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TWICE, HE TEED UP QUESTIONS BY
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PROMISING THE PRESIDENT THEY
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WOULD MAKE HIM HAPPY
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>> SIR
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YOU'LL BE HAPPY I'M ABOUT TO
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PICK UP ON ONE OF YOUR POINTS TO
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ASK THE VICE PRESIDENT, WHICH
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IS, HE POINTS OUT THAT YOU WOULD
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LIKE TO ADD A PUBLIC OPTION TO
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OBAMACARE.
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MR. PRESIDENT, YOU'RE GOING TO
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BE VERY HAPPY, BECAUSE WE ARE
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NOW GOING TO TALK ABOUT LAW AND
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ORDER.
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>> Seth: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S NOT
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YOUR JOB TO MAKE HIM HAPPY
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SECOND OF ALL, YOU ARE WASTING
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YOUR TIME, BECAUSE HE'S NEVER
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GOING TO BE HAPPY.
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IF HE WAS A CHILDREN'S BOOK
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CHARACTER, HE WOULD BE AN OGRE
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00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:22,029
WHO EATS THE HAPPINESS OF
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CHILDREN AND NEVER GETS FULL
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AND THEN, A TALKING BUTTERFLY
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WOULD TELL HIM, YOU'LL NEVER
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TASTE HAPPINESS UNTIL YOU FACE
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YOUR ANGER, AND THEN HE'D EAT
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THE BUTTERFLY.
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AND, THIRD OF ALL, IT'S NOT A
536
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MODERATOR'S JOB TO BE A HOSTAGE
537
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NEGOTIATOR, TRYING TO GET THE
538
00:11:31,004 --> 00:11:33,023
PRESIDENT TO CALM DOWN DURING A
539
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DEBATE
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00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:35,015
"I KNOW YOU ARE UPSET ABOUT
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00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:35,015
PROTESTORS, SO WE'RE GOING TO
542
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SEND IN SOME SANDWICHES.
543
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TRUMP'S ALLIES JUST CAN'T HELP
544
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BUT MAKE EXCUSES FOR HIS
545
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GROTESQUE BEHAVIOR
546
00:11:41,026 --> 00:11:43,005
EVEN DON JR. GOT IN ON THE
547
00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:47,006
WALLACE BASHING IN AN INTERVIEW
548
00:11:44,015 --> 00:11:47,006
WITH SEAN HANNITY.
549
00:11:45,024 --> 00:11:47,006
AND HANNITY SAID NOTHING
550
00:11:48,013 --> 00:11:50,007
ANYWAY WITH CHRIS WALLACE.
551
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YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND HE'S A
552
00:11:50,007 --> 00:11:53,003
"FOX" GUY, BUT HE'S -- HE'S NO
553
00:11:50,007 --> 00:11:53,003
CONSERVATIVE
554
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,002
HE'S GOING TO BE -- AND HE'S NO
555
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,002
CENTRIST, EITHER
556
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>> Seth: I'M SORRY
557
00:11:55,002 --> 00:11:56,006
YOU THINK CHRIS WALLACE IS A
558
00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,004
LIBERAL?
559
00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,004
HE WORKS FOR FOX NEWS.
560
00:11:58,004 --> 00:12:00,013
HE'S NOT A LIBERAL
561
00:11:58,004 --> 00:12:00,013
HE HAD THE ENERGY OF AN
562
00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:03,011
EXHAUSTED DAD AT THANKSGIVING
563
00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:03,011
TRYING TO GET HIS BURNOUT SON TO
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00:12:03,011 --> 00:12:06,002
TAKE OFF HIS HEADPHONES.
565
00:12:03,011 --> 00:12:06,002
"TYLER, WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT
566
00:12:06,002 --> 00:12:08,002
BLASTING METALLICA AT THE DINNER
567
00:12:06,002 --> 00:12:08,002
TABLE?
568
00:12:08,002 --> 00:12:09,011
NO, TYLER.
569
00:12:08,002 --> 00:12:09,011
STOP GIVING ME THE MIDDLE
570
00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,024
FINGER
571
00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,024
OH, NOW IT'S DOUBLE MIDDLE
572
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FINGERS.
573
00:12:10,024 --> 00:12:13,013
VERY CREATIVE, TYLER
574
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
575
00:12:13,013 --> 00:12:15,016
YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE VERY HAPPY
576
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BECAUSE I'M MOVING YOUR CURFEW
577
00:12:15,016 --> 00:12:19,011
BACK TO 3:00 A.M."
578
00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,000
YET, THE FOX NEWS POST-DEBATE
579
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,008
SPIN WAS EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN
580
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ALL THE WHINING ABOUT THE
581
00:12:22,012 --> 00:12:23,008
MODERATOR.
582
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>> TRUMP IS AN APEX PREDATOR
583
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HE'S THE LION KING
584
00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:29,028
TRUMP WENT OUT THERE TONIGHT AND
585
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DID WHAT TRUMP DOES.
586
00:12:29,028 --> 00:12:32,014
HE'S THE SHARK IN THE OCEAN, AND
587
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HE ACTED LIKE IT
588
00:12:32,014 --> 00:12:34,023
>> YOU'RE GOING TO GET A
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GLADIATOR, WARRIOR, FIGHTER, IN
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DONALD TRUMP
591
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A GUY THAT IS GOING TO GO TO
592
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BATTLE, LIKE HE HAS FOR THE LAST
593
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FOUR YEARS
594
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>> Seth: HE'S A PREDATOR
595
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GLADIATOR.
596
00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,024
SHARK IN THE OCEAN
597
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HE'S LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN
598
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:47,026
HE-MAN, XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS,
599
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:47,026
AND A BOWL OF FARINA WITH GOOGLY
600
00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:51,008
EYES
601
00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:51,008
AND I'M SORRY, YOU WATCHED THAT
602
00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:52,025
DEBATE AND SAW AN APEX PREDATOR
603
00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:52,025
AND A GLADIATOR, WARRIOR,
604
00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:55,005
FIGHTER?
605
00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:55,005
BECAUSE, HE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A
606
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PREDATOR, TO ME.
607
00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:57,002
MOST OF THE TIME, HE STOOD THERE
608
00:12:57,002 --> 00:13:00,023
WITH HIS HEAD COCKED LIKE AN OLD
609
00:12:57,002 --> 00:13:00,023
DOG WHO JUST HEARD A TWIG SNAP
610
00:13:00,023 --> 00:13:02,019
HELD ON TO THAT PODIUM THE WAY
611
00:13:00,023 --> 00:13:02,019
MY GRANDMA HOLDS ON TO HER
612
00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:05,017
WALKER WHEN THEY'RE READING THE
613
00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:05,017
POWERBALL NUMBERS.
614
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:08,003
AND WHEN THEY WEREN'T SLOBBERING
615
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:08,003
ALL OVER HIM, FOX PUNDITS AND
616
00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:11,027
GOP ALLIES WERE PRETENDING THEY
617
00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:11,027
WATCHED A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
618
00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:11,027
DEBATE ALTOGETHER.
619
00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:15,009
>> THE PRESIDENT WAS SO SOLID.
620
00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:15,009
WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT THE
621
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:18,027
ECONOMY, WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT
622
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:18,027
HIS COVID RESPONSE
623
00:13:18,027 --> 00:13:19,023
>> Seth: THAT'S PRETTY
624
00:13:18,027 --> 00:13:19,023
SELECTIVE.
625
00:13:19,023 --> 00:13:21,023
THAT'S LIKE SAYING THIS GUY
626
00:13:19,023 --> 00:13:21,023
NAILED THE APPROACH.
627
00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:26,024
YEAH
628
00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:26,024
I JUST WANTED TO WATCH IT,
629
00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:29,022
AGAIN.
630
00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:29,022
IT'S WHAT THE INTERNET'S GOOD
631
00:13:29,022 --> 00:13:32,024
FOR.
632
00:13:29,022 --> 00:13:32,024
INSTEAD OF EVERYTHING ELSE
633
00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:34,010
TRUMP'S INCAPABLE OF TALKING
634
00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:34,010
ABOUT POLICY, BECAUSE HIS RECORD
635
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:37,012
IS DISMAL AND HE DOESN'T KNOW
636
00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:37,012
ANYTHING
637
00:13:37,012 --> 00:13:39,017
THERE IS A RAGING PANDEMIC, AN
638
00:13:37,012 --> 00:13:39,017
ECONOMIC CRASH, AND THE WEST IS
639
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,023
ON FIRE, AND THAT'S WHY HE IS
640
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,023
TALKING ABOUT DRUGS AND
641
00:13:40,023 --> 00:13:44,005
HUNTER BIDEN AND WHATEVER OTHER
642
00:13:40,023 --> 00:13:44,005
[ BLEEP ] HE AND HIS GANG OF
643
00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:47,001
MAFIA BOBBLEHEADS CONCOCTED.
644
00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:47,001
THAT'S ALL THEY CAN TALK ABOUT
645
00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:48,029
THEY HAVE NOTHING ELSE
646
00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:48,029
SAME REASON WHY TRUMP REFUSES TO
647
00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:51,005
CONDEMN VIOLENT, WHITE
648
00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:51,005
SUPREMACISTS, AND WHY HE IS
649
00:13:51,005 --> 00:13:54,001
LYING ABOUT THE SAFETY OF MAIL
650
00:13:51,005 --> 00:13:54,001
BALLOTING.
651
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,026
HIS ONLY CHANCE FOR REMAINING IN
652
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,026
POWER IS TO UNDERMINE THE
653
00:13:55,026 --> 00:13:58,012
ELECTION, AND THREATEN VIOLENCE
654
00:13:55,026 --> 00:13:58,012
IF HE LOSES.
655
00:13:58,012 --> 00:13:59,005
HE DOESN'T WANT TO WIN THE
656
00:13:58,012 --> 00:13:59,005
ELECTION
657
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,014
HE WANTS TO DESTROY THE
658
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,014
ELECTION, JUST LIKE HE DESTROYED
659
00:14:00,014 --> 00:14:03,007
THE DEBATE
660
00:14:00,014 --> 00:14:03,007
LAST NIGHT, HE WAS GIVEN THE
661
00:14:03,007 --> 00:14:05,002
OPPORTUNITY TO DENOUNCE VIOLENT,
662
00:14:03,007 --> 00:14:05,002
WHITE SUPREMACIST MILITIAS, AND
663
00:14:05,002 --> 00:14:08,016
TOLD THEM TO STAND BY.
664
00:14:05,002 --> 00:14:08,016
AND THEN, LATER, URGED HIS
665
00:14:08,016 --> 00:14:11,021
SUPPORTERS TO GO TO THE POLLS
666
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,021
AND PHYSICALLY INTIMIDATE
667
00:14:10,009 --> 00:14:11,021
VOTERS
668
00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:16,022
CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND
669
00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:16,022
MILITIA GROUPS
670
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,021
>> SURE.
671
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,021
>> AND TO SAY THAT THEY NEED TO
672
00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:23,014
STAND DOWN AND NOT ADD TO THE
673
00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:23,014
VIOLENCE IN A NUMBER OF THESE
674
00:14:23,014 --> 00:14:27,013
CITIES, AS WE SAW IN KENOSHA,
675
00:14:23,014 --> 00:14:27,013
AND AS WE HAVE SEEN IN PORTLAND?
676
00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:28,027
>> SURE, I'M WILLING TO DO THAT.
677
00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:28,027
>> DO IT
678
00:14:28,027 --> 00:14:31,002
>> GO AHEAD, SIR
679
00:14:28,027 --> 00:14:31,002
>> I WOULD SAY -- I WOULD SAY
680
00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:32,012
ALMOST EVERYTHING I SEE IS FROM
681
00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:32,012
THE LEFT WING, NOT FROM THE
682
00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:36,003
RIGHT WING
683
00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:36,003
>> SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
684
00:14:36,003 --> 00:14:38,009
>> I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING.
685
00:14:36,003 --> 00:14:38,009
I WANT TO SEE PEACE.
686
00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:39,018
>> THEN, DO IT, SIR.
687
00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:39,018
>> SAY IT.
688
00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:41,020
DO IT.
689
00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:41,020
SAY IT
690
00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,016
>> DO YOU WANT TO CALL THEM --
691
00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,016
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL 'EM
692
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,028
GIVE ME A NAME
693
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,028
>> WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND
694
00:14:44,028 --> 00:14:46,015
RIGHT-WING MILITIA
695
00:14:44,028 --> 00:14:46,015
>> WHO WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO
696
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,014
CONDEMN?
697
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,014
>> THE PROUD BOYS.
698
00:14:47,014 --> 00:14:50,029
>> PROUD BOYS.
699
00:14:47,014 --> 00:14:50,029
STAND BACK AND STAND BY.
700
00:14:50,029 --> 00:14:53,011
>> YOU GO FIRST.
701
00:14:50,029 --> 00:14:53,011
>> I'M URGING MY SUPPORTERS TO
702
00:14:53,011 --> 00:14:55,016
GO INTO THE POLLS, AND WATCH
703
00:14:53,011 --> 00:14:55,016
VERY CAREFULLY
704
00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:57,009
BECAUSE, THAT'S WHAT HAS TO
705
00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:57,009
HAPPEN
706
00:14:57,009 --> 00:15:00,010
I AM URGING THEM TO DO IT.
707
00:14:57,009 --> 00:15:00,010
>> Seth: THEY LITERALLY TOLD HIM
708
00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:03,006
DO IT, CONDEMN THEM, AND HE
709
00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:03,006
STILL WOULDN'T
710
00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:06,028
THE BEST HE COULD MUSTER WAS,
711
00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:06,028
SURE, I'LL CONDEMN THEM, BEFORE
712
00:15:06,028 --> 00:15:08,024
REFUSING TO CONDEMN THEM
713
00:15:06,028 --> 00:15:08,024
THAT'S THE WAY YOU RESPOND WHEN
714
00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:10,026
YOU ARE OFFERED AN HORS D'OEUVRE
715
00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:10,026
AT A PARTY
716
00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:12,015
"SURE, I'LL TAKE A CRAB PUFF."
717
00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:12,015
THEN, YOU SPIT IT IN A NAPKIN
718
00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:14,028
AND THROW IT AWAY.
719
00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:14,028
"THERE WAS [ BLEEP ] CRAB IN
720
00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:17,009
THAT."
721
00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:17,009
AND THEN, TO FOLLOW THAT UP, BY
722
00:15:17,009 --> 00:15:20,008
TELLING YOUR SUPPORTERS, WHICH
723
00:15:17,009 --> 00:15:20,008
WOULD INCLUDE THOSE VIOLENT,
724
00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:22,010
RIGHT-WING MILITIAS, TO
725
00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:22,010
INTIMIDATE PEOPLE AT THE POLLS
726
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:24,009
IS JUST CHILLING
727
00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:24,009
LET'S REMEMBER, WE'VE ALREADY
728
00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:28,010
SEEN ARMED, RIGHT-WING MILITIAS
729
00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:28,010
ROAMING THE STREETS OF
730
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,002
LOUISVILLE AND WISCONSIN
731
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,002
AND NOW, VIOLENT, FAR-RIGHT
732
00:15:31,002 --> 00:15:32,021
GROUPS, LIKE THE PROUD BOYS, ARE
733
00:15:31,002 --> 00:15:32,021
CELEBRATING TRUMP'S CALL OUT AT
734
00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:35,014
THE DEBATE
735
00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:35,014
IF YOU WERE TO SUM UP THE STATE
736
00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:36,021
OF OUR DEMOCRACY RIGHT NOW, I
737
00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:36,021
THINK YOU'D HAVE TO SAY THAT
738
00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:39,015
IT'S A -
739
00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:39,015
>> [ BLEEP ] SHOW.
740
00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:41,011
AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE ON CABLE.
741
00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:41,011
WE CAN SAY THAT.
742
00:15:41,011 --> 00:15:45,002
APOLOGIES FOR BEING MAYBE A
743
00:15:41,011 --> 00:15:45,002
LITTLE BIT CRUDE
744
00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:48,001
>> Seth: DANA, MY WORD
745
00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:48,001
AND IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT
746
00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:51,012
SORT OF DEFENSE TRUMP ALLIES
747
00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:51,012
COULD POSSIBLY MOUNT OF THOSE
748
00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:53,008
HORRIFIC COMMENTS, HERE'S
749
00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:53,008
RICK SANTORUM WHO, FOR SOME
750
00:15:53,008 --> 00:15:55,003
REASON, IS STILL A CNN
751
00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:55,003
COMMENTATOR, DOING HIS LEVEL
752
00:15:54,027 --> 00:15:55,003
WORST.
753
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,023
>> HE WAS ASKING THE PRESIDENT
754
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,023
TO
755
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,005
DO SOMETHING THAT HE KNOWS THE
756
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,005
PRESIDENT DOESN'T LIKE TO DO
757
00:15:59,005 --> 00:16:01,019
>> WHICH IS?
758
00:15:59,005 --> 00:16:01,019
>> WHICH IS, SAY SOMETHING BAD
759
00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:03,022
ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT HIM
760
00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:03,022
RIGHT?
761
00:16:03,022 --> 00:16:04,019
>> WHAT?
762
00:16:03,022 --> 00:16:04,019
DECLINING VIOLENCE
763
00:16:04,019 --> 00:16:08,004
>> WELL -- WELL, TALKING
764
00:16:04,019 --> 00:16:08,004
ABOUT --
765
00:16:08,004 --> 00:16:09,011
>> WHITE SUPREMACY
766
00:16:08,004 --> 00:16:09,011
>> YEAH.
767
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,019
THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS
768
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,019
>> Seth: THAT'S YOUR DEFENSE
769
00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:13,005
SO, I GUESS, BY THAT SAME TOKEN,
770
00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:13,005
TRUMP WOULD ACCEPT AN
771
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:16,013
ENDORSEMENT FROM ISIS IF THEY
772
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:16,013
PRAISED HIM.
773
00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:17,023
IF THEY WERE SMART, THEY'D START
774
00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:17,023
WAVING TRUMP FLAGS FROM THE BACK
775
00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:19,028
OF THEIR TRUCKS.
776
00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:19,028
"SO I GUESS, YOU KNOW, LONG LIVE
777
00:16:19,028 --> 00:16:24,000
THE CALIPHATE IS KIND OF MY
778
00:16:19,028 --> 00:16:24,000
CURRENT POSITION."
779
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,002
THE PRESIDENT'S PERFORMANCE IN
780
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,002
LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE WAS TRULY
781
00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:28,001
ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING
782
00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:28,001
DEBACLES IN AMERICAN HISTORY
783
00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:31,002
TRUMP DEBASED HIMSELF, AND THE
784
00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:31,002
NATION, AND THEN HIS WORMY
785
00:16:31,002 --> 00:16:33,008
SUPPORTERS SLINK TO HIS DEFENSE.
786
00:16:31,002 --> 00:16:33,008
TRUMP'S BEHAVIOR LAST NIGHT WAS
787
00:16:33,008 --> 00:16:37,003
PERFECTLY EMBLEMATIC OF THE
788
00:16:33,008 --> 00:16:37,003
MODERN GOP, RIGHT-WING MEDIA AND
789
00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:39,008
THE CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT.
790
00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:39,008
THE REPUBLICAN MASCOT SHOULDN'T
791
00:16:39,008 --> 00:16:41,025
BE AN ELEPHANT
792
00:16:39,008 --> 00:16:41,025
IT SHOULD BE AN OPOSSUM BEING
793
00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:44,026
CORNERED IN A GARAGE BY A RAKE
794
00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:44,026
THEY'RE ALL LIKE THIS, DERANGED,
795
00:16:44,026 --> 00:16:48,001
PETULANT CHILDREN, CONSTANTLY
796
00:16:44,026 --> 00:16:48,001
GRIEVED, MAKING EXCUSES.
797
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:50,007
WE GOT A CLOSE-UP LOOK AT JUST
798
00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:50,007
HOW ODIOUS AND GROTESQUE THE
799
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:52,009
PRESIDENT IS
800
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:52,009
HIS ONLY GOALS ARE CHAOS AND
801
00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:54,018
NIHILISM
802
00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:54,018
HE THINKS THAT'S THE PATH TO
803
00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,014
POWER.
804
00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,014
AND NOW, IT'S UP TO US TO SHOW
805
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:59,012
HIM HE'S WRONG AND RESTORE OUR
806
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:59,012
DEMOCRACY, BY VOTING, IN
807
00:16:59,012 --> 00:17:02,004
OVERWHELMING NUMBERS, TO
808
00:16:59,012 --> 00:17:02,004
REPUDIATE HIM AND EVERYTHING HE
809
00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,026
STANDS FOR
810
00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,026
BECAUSE, RIGHT NOW, OUR
811
00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:07,011
DEMOCRACY IS A -
812
00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:07,011
>> HOT MESS, INSIDE A DUMPSTER
813
00:17:07,011 --> 00:17:10,023
FIRE, INSIDE A TRAIN WRECK
814
00:17:07,011 --> 00:17:10,023
>> Seth: THIS HAS BEEN "A CLOSER
815
00:17:10,023 --> 00:17:16,007
LOOK."
816
00:17:10,023 --> 00:17:16,007
M♪
817
00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:17,027
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OUR
818
00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:17,027
FRIEND, TAYLOR SCHILLING
819
00:17:17,027 --> 00:17:29,007
M♪
820
00:17:17,027 --> 00:17:29,007
>> Announcer: BE SURE TO WATCH
821
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,016
SETH IN PRIME TIME, FOR HIS
822
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,016
"CLOSER LOOK" SPECIAL, ON
823
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,022
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8th, AT
824
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,022
8:30/7:30 CENTRAL, RIGHT HERE,
825
00:17:33,022 --> 00:17:49,013
ON NBC
826
00:17:33,022 --> 00:17:49,013
>> Seth: BACK AGAIN WITH US
827
00:17:49,013 --> 00:17:52,018
TONIGHT ON DRUMS, SHE IS AN UP
828
00:17:49,013 --> 00:17:52,018
AND COMING TOURING AND SESSION
829
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MUSICIAN FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS,
830
00:17:52,018 --> 00:17:54,027
WHOSE VIDEOS HAVE GARNERED
831
00:17:54,027 --> 00:17:56,009
MILLIONS OF VIEWS.
832
00:17:54,027 --> 00:17:56,009
YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH ALL SHE'S
833
00:17:56,009 --> 00:18:00,001
DOING OVER ON INSTAGRAM
834
00:17:56,009 --> 00:18:00,001
@JBURDSBEATS
835
00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:03,019
JESSICA BURDEAUX IS HERE
836
00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:03,019
THANK YOU SO MUCH, JESSICA
837
00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:05,021
OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN
838
00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:05,021
EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED
839
00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:08,016
ACTRESS FOR HER ROLE AS
840
00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:08,016
PIPER CHAPMAN ON NETFLIX'S
841
00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:11,018
"ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK."
842
00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:11,018
YOU CAN SEE HER NEXT IN THE
843
00:18:11,018 --> 00:18:15,025
ANTHOLOGY SERIES, "MONSTERLAND,"
844
00:18:13,007 --> 00:18:15,025
PREMIERING OCTOBER 2nd ON HULU
845
00:18:14,029 --> 00:18:15,025
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
846
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,014
>> NOW, I AM GOING TO GET A
847
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,014
WHITE
848
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:22,011
DOVE ORCHID AND I'M GOING TO
849
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:22,011
KEEP THAT BITCH ALIVE, SO HELP
850
00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:26,014
ME GOD
851
00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:26,014
>> OKAY, GAUNTLET THROWN
852
00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:27,021
>> AND THEN I'M GOING TO FINISH
853
00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:27,021
THE SCRAPBOOK IN TIME FOR
854
00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:28,026
HEATHER'S BAT MITZVAH.
855
00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:28,026
WHAT ELSE?
856
00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:29,023
>> YES, MA'AM.
857
00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:29,023
>> WHAT ELSE
858
00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:33,017
>> OH, I WAS THINKING, MAYBE I
859
00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:33,017
COULD KILL BARB.
860
00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:35,020
I SLASH WE
861
00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:35,020
>> BARB BRESLER?
862
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:38,015
>> NO, STREISAND
863
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:38,015
YES, BARB BRESLER, WICKED WITCH
864
00:18:38,015 --> 00:18:41,026
OF THE CUL-DE-SAC.
865
00:18:38,015 --> 00:18:41,026
>> MURDER BARB
866
00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:43,019
>> OR MAYBE JUST HER DOG
867
00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:43,019
YOU KNOW, I'D SETTLE FOR HER
868
00:18:43,019 --> 00:18:46,017
LITTLE DOG, SUSAN.
869
00:18:43,019 --> 00:18:46,017
>> SUSAN
870
00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,020
>> DO YOU KNOW THAT THING HAS
871
00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,020
10 THOUSAND FOLLOWERS ON
872
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:50,005
INSTAGRAM?
873
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:50,005
>> Seth: PLEASE, WELCOME BACK TO
874
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,003
THE SHOW, OUR FRIEND,
875
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,003
TAYLOR SCHILLING
876
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:55,004
HELLO, TAYLOR.
877
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:55,004
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
878
00:18:55,004 --> 00:18:56,013
>> SETH, IT'S SO NICE TO SEE
879
00:18:55,004 --> 00:18:56,013
YOU.
880
00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:59,000
HOW ARE YOU?
881
00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:59,000
>> Seth: I'M HANGING IN THERE.
882
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,001
HOW ABOUT YOU?
883
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,001
>> ARE YA?
884
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:04,003
WELL, I FEEL BETTER NOW THAT I'M
885
00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:04,003
WITH YOU AND I PUT ON THIS FANCY
886
00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:05,018
SHIRT.
887
00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:05,018
>> Seth: IT'S SUCH A FANCY
888
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,014
SHIRT.
889
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,014
YOU KNOW, THERE'S ALWAYS A FEAR
890
00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:09,010
THAT PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO TAKE
891
00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:09,010
IT SERIOUSLY BECAUSE THEY'RE
892
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:13,008
ZOOMING.
893
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:13,008
AND LOOK AT YOU.
894
00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:14,015
>> NO, I TOOK IT -- THIS IS THE
895
00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:14,015
MOST FANCY I'VE BEEN IN SEVEN
896
00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:16,009
MONTHS
897
00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:16,009
I THOUGHT IT WAS APPROPRIATE TO
898
00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:18,025
DRESS FOR SETH
899
00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:18,025
>> Seth: AND YOU REALLY HAVE AND
900
00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:22,003
I FEEL LIKE THAT PLANT, THAT'S
901
00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:22,003
OBVIOUSLY AN A-PLUS PLANT.
902
00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:26,024
I DON'T WANT TO OVERLOOK THAT.
903
00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:26,024
>> I CLEARED A SURFACE
904
00:19:26,024 --> 00:19:29,020
>> Seth: IT'S JUST -- THE WHOLE
905
00:19:26,024 --> 00:19:29,020
THING IS JUST STUNNING, AS
906
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:31,017
ALWAYS
907
00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:31,017
>> ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL COLOR?
908
00:19:31,017 --> 00:19:32,012
>> Seth: SO THANK YOU FOR BEING
909
00:19:31,017 --> 00:19:32,012
HERE
910
00:19:32,012 --> 00:19:33,011
>> THANK YOU
911
00:19:32,012 --> 00:19:33,011
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
912
00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:34,014
>> Seth: HOW ARE YOU
913
00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:34,014
THESE ARE ROUGH TIMES FOR
914
00:19:34,014 --> 00:19:35,020
EVERYBODY.
915
00:19:34,014 --> 00:19:35,020
HAVE YOU DISCOVERED ANY NEW
916
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:38,009
COPING MECHANISMS?
917
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:38,009
>> YOU KNOW, SETH, I THINK I'VE
918
00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:41,017
BECOME LIKE A BIT OF A
919
00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:41,017
NARCOLEPTIC PERSON
920
00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,026
>> Seth: OH, INTERESTING
921
00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,026
>> LIKE, I HEAR, LIKE, "OH,
922
00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:47,017
PLAGUE AND PESTILENCE.
923
00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:47,017
AND THEN I GO --
924
00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:50,012
[ LAUGHTER ]
925
00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:50,012
I PASS OUT AGAIN
926
00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:53,017
I JUST SLEEP, OR I'LL FALL
927
00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:53,017
ASLEEP IN DIFFERENT AREAS, IN
928
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:56,016
NEW PLACES
929
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:56,016
IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE
930
00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:58,002
>> Seth: THAT'S INTERESTING.
931
00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:58,002
SO YOU JUST THINK YOU HAVE LIKE
932
00:19:58,002 --> 00:20:00,027
AN INTERNAL KILL SWITCH THAT IS
933
00:19:58,002 --> 00:20:00,027
JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU OPT OUT
934
00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:03,000
OF -- OF THE MORE STRESSFUL
935
00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:03,000
MOMENTS THAT ARE HAPPENING RIGHT
936
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
NOW?
937
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
>> THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN
938
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,017
EXPLAIN IT TO MYSELF AND TO MY
939
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,017
LOVED ONES
940
00:20:08,017 --> 00:20:10,000
>> Seth: AND -- AND IS THERE
941
00:20:08,017 --> 00:20:10,000
EVER LIKE --
942
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,012
LIKE, HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS IS
943
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,012
HAPPENING?
944
00:20:11,012 --> 00:20:12,019
DO YOU JUST, ALL OF SUDDEN, WAKE
945
00:20:11,012 --> 00:20:12,019
UP AND REALIZE THAT TIME HAS
946
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:14,018
PASSED
947
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:14,018
>> THERE'S BEEN PHOTOGRAPHIC
948
00:20:14,018 --> 00:20:18,002
EVIDENCE
949
00:20:14,018 --> 00:20:18,002
NOW, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
950
00:20:18,002 --> 00:20:20,014
AND I LOVE EVERYONE HERE SO
951
00:20:18,002 --> 00:20:20,014
MUCH, I THOUGHT ABOUT SHARING A
952
00:20:20,014 --> 00:20:26,018
PHOTO WITH YOU
953
00:20:20,014 --> 00:20:26,018
>> Seth: RIGHT
954
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:29,006
>> AND THEN I SHARED IT WITH
955
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:29,006
YOUR PRODUCER AND WE DECIDED
956
00:20:29,006 --> 00:20:30,019
TOGETHER, IT WOULD SCARE
957
00:20:29,006 --> 00:20:30,019
AMERICA.
958
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,021
>> Seth: YEAH.
959
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,021
>> IF I SHARED IT PUBLICLY
960
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:35,004
>> Seth: THE LAST THING WE NEED
961
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:35,004
RIGHT NOW IS TO SEE YOU, ONE OF
962
00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:38,029
AMERICA'S MANY SWEETHEARTS, IN A
963
00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:38,029
SITUATION THAT -- THAT WOULD
964
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:42,007
BRING MORE TROUBLE IN.
965
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:42,007
>> A DARK PLACE, I WAS READY TO
966
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:46,015
SHARE IT
967
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:46,015
I WAS READY TO OFFER IT, BUT
968
00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:51,009
IT'S DARK.
969
00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:51,009
>> Seth: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
970
00:20:51,009 --> 00:20:56,010
THE SHOW
971
00:20:51,009 --> 00:20:56,010
BUT I ALSO -- YOU MENTION A DOG
972
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,016
IN THE CLIP, WHICH MAKES ME --
973
00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,016
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE,
974
00:20:57,016 --> 00:20:58,012
BUT YOUR DOG, TANK -
975
00:20:57,016 --> 00:20:58,012
HOW IS TANK DOING?
976
00:20:58,012 --> 00:21:00,008
>> YOU KNOW, TANK IS A LIGHT
977
00:20:58,012 --> 00:21:00,008
>> Seth: YEAH.
978
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,003
>> TANK IS HANGING IN THERE.
979
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,003
TANK'S DOING A GREAT JOB
980
00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:04,019
TANK IS -- TANK'S AS STEADY AS
981
00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:04,019
SHE'S EVER BEEN.
982
00:21:04,019 --> 00:21:10,017
>> Seth: I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR
983
00:21:04,019 --> 00:21:10,017
THAT AND I WANT TO SHOW
984
00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:11,023
SOMETHING WE'VE SHOWN ON THE
985
00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:11,023
SHOW BEFORE, BUT I FEEL LIKE
986
00:21:11,023 --> 00:21:13,000
IT'S SOMETHING EVERYONE NEEDS TO
987
00:21:11,023 --> 00:21:13,000
SEE AGAIN, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE
988
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,003
WE'RE JUST LOOKING FOR ANYTHING,
989
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,003
ANY LITTLE PIECE OF JOY THAT WE
990
00:21:17,003 --> 00:21:19,019
CAN GRAB ON TO
991
00:21:17,003 --> 00:21:19,019
>> YEAH.
992
00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:21,018
>> Seth: YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF A
993
00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:21,018
TIME, YOU ARGUE, TANK SAID, "I
994
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:24,019
LOVE YOU."
995
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:24,019
>> I MEAN, THE PROOF IS IN THE
996
00:21:24,019 --> 00:21:27,001
PUDDING.
997
00:21:24,019 --> 00:21:27,001
WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE
998
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:30,012
BUT WE CAN -- WE CAN REVISIT IT.
999
00:21:28,007 --> 00:21:30,012
>> Seth: LET'S TAKE A LOOK
1000
00:21:28,024 --> 00:21:30,012
HERE'S TANK SAYING I LOVE YOU.
1001
00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:36,000
>> I LOVE YOU.
1002
00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:36,000
I LOVE YOU
1003
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:43,001
[ WHIMPERING ]
1004
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:43,001
THERE YOU GO
1005
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,010
IT DOESN'T GET OLD, DOES IT?
1006
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,010
>> Seth: NO, IT REALLY DOESN'T
1007
00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:47,004
GET OLD.
1008
00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:47,004
AND YOU KEEP THINKING IT'S NOT
1009
00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:51,020
GOING TO HAPPEN.
1010
00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:51,020
AND I JUST THINK IT SPEAKS TO
1011
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:54,015
HOW MUCH TANK LOVES YOU BECAUSE
1012
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:54,015
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S EASY
1013
00:21:54,015 --> 00:21:58,000
FOR HER TO SAY IT.
1014
00:21:54,015 --> 00:21:58,000
>> SHE'S STRUGGLING.
1015
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,004
SHE'S SUFFERING.
1016
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,004
>> Seth: LIKE, IT SEEMS LIKE IT
1017
00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:02,027
MIGHT TAKE A LOT OF PHYSICAL
1018
00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:02,027
EFFORT
1019
00:22:02,027 --> 00:22:04,004
>> SHE'S STRUGGLING AND SHE'S
1020
00:22:02,027 --> 00:22:04,004
SUFFERING WHEN SHE TRIES TO SAY
1021
00:22:04,004 --> 00:22:04,027
I LOVE YOU
1022
00:22:04,004 --> 00:22:04,027
IT'S NOT EASY FOR HER.
1023
00:22:04,027 --> 00:22:06,003
>> Seth: I KNOW WE'VE ALSO --
1024
00:22:04,027 --> 00:22:06,003
YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT TRYING TO
1025
00:22:06,003 --> 00:22:09,014
GET MORE DIALOGUE, MORE ADR,
1026
00:22:06,003 --> 00:22:09,014
FROM TANK OVER THE YEARS
1027
00:22:09,014 --> 00:22:11,012
BUT HAVE YOU HAD ANY SUCCESS, OR
1028
00:22:09,014 --> 00:22:11,012
IS THAT THE LAST THING TANK
1029
00:22:11,012 --> 00:22:15,015
SAID
1030
00:22:11,012 --> 00:22:15,015
>> WE'RE WORKING ON IT
1031
00:22:15,015 --> 00:22:16,028
>> Seth: YEAH, >> SHE REALLY --
1032
00:22:15,015 --> 00:22:16,028
I -- WE TRIED AND I GUESS WE
1033
00:22:16,028 --> 00:22:21,015
FAILED
1034
00:22:16,028 --> 00:22:21,015
>> Seth: I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GOING
1035
00:22:21,015 --> 00:22:23,017
TO SAY ONE THING -
1036
00:22:21,015 --> 00:22:23,017
>> THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.
1037
00:22:23,017 --> 00:22:24,017
>> Seth: IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAY
1038
00:22:23,017 --> 00:22:24,017
ONE THING --
1039
00:22:24,017 --> 00:22:25,013
>> WE FAILED
1040
00:22:24,017 --> 00:22:25,013
>> Seth: "I LOVE YOU" IS THE
1041
00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:26,016
THING, RIGHT
1042
00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:26,016
>> YEAH.
1043
00:22:26,016 --> 00:22:29,017
YEAH
1044
00:22:26,016 --> 00:22:29,017
>> Seth: IS TANK WITH YOU NOW?
1045
00:22:29,017 --> 00:22:32,019
>> ARE YOU READY
1046
00:22:29,017 --> 00:22:32,019
>> Seth: YEAH.
1047
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:35,008
>> COME HERE
1048
00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:35,008
COME HERE, GIRL.
1049
00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:38,026
COME HERE.
1050
00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:38,026
LOOK IT.
1051
00:22:38,026 --> 00:22:40,012
>> Seth: OH MY GOD, SEE THIS
1052
00:22:38,026 --> 00:22:40,012
THERE IS SOME UPSIDE TO DOING
1053
00:22:40,012 --> 00:22:44,026
ZOOM INTERVIEWS ON TALK SHOWS.
1054
00:22:40,012 --> 00:22:44,026
>> THERE IS.
1055
00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:47,002
>> Seth: HI.
1056
00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:47,002
OH MY GOD, HI, TANK.
1057
00:22:47,002 --> 00:22:51,020
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT.
1058
00:22:47,002 --> 00:22:51,020
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT, TANK.
1059
00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,028
TANK, I JUST WANT TO SAY ON
1060
00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,028
BEHALF OF ALL OUR VIEWERS, WE
1061
00:22:52,028 --> 00:22:56,024
LOVE YOU
1062
00:22:52,028 --> 00:22:56,024
>> TANK, DID YOU HEAR THAT
1063
00:22:56,024 --> 00:22:59,023
SHE CAN'T HEAR IT.
1064
00:22:56,024 --> 00:22:59,023
SHE'S TRYING SO HARD TO BREATHE.
1065
00:22:59,023 --> 00:23:01,012
SHE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A NOSE
1066
00:22:59,023 --> 00:23:01,012
IT TAKES UP ALL OF HER ENERGY
1067
00:23:01,012 --> 00:23:03,020
JUST TRYING TO GET THE AIR IN
1068
00:23:01,012 --> 00:23:03,020
AND OUT.
1069
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:07,009
>> Seth: SO THAT MIGHT REALLY BE
1070
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:07,009
ONE OF THE REASONS SHE'S NOT
1071
00:23:07,009 --> 00:23:08,015
TALKING MORE OFTEN IF SHE JUST,
1072
00:23:07,009 --> 00:23:08,015
IN GENERAL, HAS TROUBLE
1073
00:23:08,015 --> 00:23:13,009
BREATHING.
1074
00:23:08,015 --> 00:23:13,009
>> TROUBLE BREATHING
1075
00:23:13,009 --> 00:23:14,028
>> Seth: YEAH.
1076
00:23:13,009 --> 00:23:14,028
>> OH GOD.
1077
00:23:14,028 --> 00:23:16,007
>> Seth: THANK YOU FOR THE -
1078
00:23:14,028 --> 00:23:16,007
THANK YOU FOR THE CAMEO, TANK.
1079
00:23:16,007 --> 00:23:17,018
AND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE
1080
00:23:16,007 --> 00:23:17,018
GOING TO TALK MORE ABOUT YOUR
1081
00:23:17,018 --> 00:23:19,020
SHOW
1082
00:23:17,018 --> 00:23:19,020
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
1083
00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:36,028
FROM TAYLOR SCHILLING.
1084
00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:36,028
♪
1085
00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:37,027
>> Seth: WELCOME BACK TO "LATE
1086
00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:37,027
NIGHT.
1087
00:23:37,027 --> 00:23:39,029
WE'RE TALKING TO
1088
00:23:37,027 --> 00:23:39,029
TAYLOR SCHILLING, AND LAST TIME
1089
00:23:39,029 --> 00:23:43,008
YOU WERE HERE, IT WAS PROMOTING
1090
00:23:39,029 --> 00:23:43,008
A HORROR FILM "PRODIGY" AND YOU
1091
00:23:43,008 --> 00:23:44,017
WERE SAYING THAT YOU WANTED
1092
00:23:43,008 --> 00:23:44,017
TO -
1093
00:23:44,017 --> 00:23:46,003
>> WAS I
1094
00:23:44,017 --> 00:23:46,003
>> Seth: I THINK IT WAS THE LAST
1095
00:23:46,003 --> 00:23:48,018
TIME, IT WAS LIKE FEBRUARY
1096
00:23:46,003 --> 00:23:48,018
LIKE -- NOT THIS FEBRUARY, THE
1097
00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:52,000
ONE BEFORE
1098
00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:52,000
>> I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT.
1099
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,018
BUT FRANKLY, I'M REALLY
1100
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,018
DISTRACTED BY THIS PLANT
1101
00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:57,018
>> Seth: ARE YOU HAVING REGRET
1102
00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:57,018
ABOUT IT OR DO YOU FEEL LIKE
1103
00:23:57,018 --> 00:24:00,000
IT'S STEALING YOUR FOCUS
1104
00:23:57,018 --> 00:24:00,000
>> I WAS LIKE ACTUALLY THINKING
1105
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,002
LIKE, SHOULD WE PUT BOOKS?
1106
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,002
BUT EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE
1107
00:24:02,002 --> 00:24:06,017
DOING A ZOOM INTERVIEW, I JUDGE
1108
00:24:02,002 --> 00:24:06,017
THEIR ENTIRE LIFE BY THEIR --
1109
00:24:06,017 --> 00:24:09,013
WHAT BOOKS ARE ON DISPLAY.
1110
00:24:06,017 --> 00:24:09,013
>> Seth: AND WOULD SAY ON THE
1111
00:24:09,013 --> 00:24:11,027
WHOLE YOU'RE MORE IMPRESSED BY A
1112
00:24:09,013 --> 00:24:11,027
PERSON OR LESS IMPRESSED BY A
1113
00:24:11,027 --> 00:24:16,024
PERSON AFTER YOU SEE THEIR
1114
00:24:11,027 --> 00:24:16,024
BOOKS?
1115
00:24:16,024 --> 00:24:17,027
>> BOY, THAT'S A TOSS UP
1116
00:24:16,024 --> 00:24:17,027
>> Seth: YEAH.
1117
00:24:17,027 --> 00:24:19,026
>> 50-50
1118
00:24:17,027 --> 00:24:19,026
>> Seth: BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE DO
1119
00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:23,018
YOU THINK WE'RE SEEING THEIR
1120
00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:23,018
ACTUAL BOOKSHELF AND HOW MANY
1121
00:24:23,018 --> 00:24:27,012
PEOPLE DO THINK HAVE CURATED IT
1122
00:24:23,018 --> 00:24:27,012
KNOWING THEY'RE GONNA BE ON TV
1123
00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:28,020
>> I WOULD SAY WE'RE SEEING
1124
00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:28,020
PROBABLY 2% OF PEOPLE'S REAL
1125
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:32,024
BOOKS.
1126
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:32,024
>> Seth: YEAH, I THINK SO TOO.
1127
00:24:32,024 --> 00:24:34,000
I THINK WE'RE --
1128
00:24:32,024 --> 00:24:34,000
>> I THINK EVERYBODY SPENT A LOT
1129
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,018
OF TIME THINKING ABOUT WHAT
1130
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,018
OTHER PEOPLE WILL THINK OF THEIR
1131
00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:40,000
BOOKS.
1132
00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:40,000
>> Seth: YEAH.
1133
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,019
>> I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE
1134
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,019
ACKNOWLEDGING THIS BECAUSE
1135
00:24:41,019 --> 00:24:44,006
THAT'S ONE OF MY -- THAT'S
1136
00:24:41,019 --> 00:24:44,006
REALLY WHAT I THINK OF WHEN I
1137
00:24:44,006 --> 00:24:47,023
SEE THESE ZOOM INTERVIEWS.
1138
00:24:44,006 --> 00:24:47,023
>> Seth: WHERE I DON'T THINK
1139
00:24:47,023 --> 00:24:49,015
ANYONE -- I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S
1140
00:24:47,023 --> 00:24:49,015
WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW SAYING
1141
00:24:49,015 --> 00:24:51,018
LIKE, THAT'S NOT TAYLOR'S PLANT.
1142
00:24:49,015 --> 00:24:51,018
>> I KNOW, I DON'T THINK SO
1143
00:24:51,018 --> 00:24:55,022
EITHER
1144
00:24:51,018 --> 00:24:55,022
"SHE'S FULL OF IT.
1145
00:24:55,022 --> 00:24:57,004
>> Seth: I THINK IT'S VERY
1146
00:24:55,022 --> 00:24:57,004
OBVIOUS THAT THAT WAS THERE,
1147
00:24:57,004 --> 00:24:58,010
EVEN IF IT WEREN'T ON TV
1148
00:24:57,004 --> 00:24:58,010
TONIGHT.
1149
00:24:58,010 --> 00:25:00,020
>> "SHE'S HAD THAT PLANT IN HIGH
1150
00:24:58,010 --> 00:25:00,020
SCHOOL."
1151
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,022
>> Seth: WHAT'S THAT
1152
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,022
>> YEAH.
1153
00:25:01,022 --> 00:25:03,012
"NO, SHE'S HAD THAT PLANT SINCE
1154
00:25:01,022 --> 00:25:03,012
HIGH SCHOOL.
1155
00:25:03,012 --> 00:25:05,021
THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT SOME
1156
00:25:03,012 --> 00:25:05,021
OF THESE BOOKS
1157
00:25:05,021 --> 00:25:08,019
"YOU READ THAT IN TENTH GRADE,
1158
00:25:05,021 --> 00:25:08,019
FRIEND."
1159
00:25:08,019 --> 00:25:10,025
>> Seth: AND BY THE WAY, THANK
1160
00:25:08,019 --> 00:25:10,025
YOU TANK FOR STICKING AROUND
1161
00:25:10,025 --> 00:25:12,017
ALTHOUGH, SHE DOESN'T -- THAT'S
1162
00:25:10,025 --> 00:25:12,017
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT TANK, SHE LIKE
1163
00:25:12,017 --> 00:25:17,011
KNOWS WHEN SHE SHOULD BE ON
1164
00:25:12,017 --> 00:25:17,011
CAMERA AND WHEN SHE SHOULDN'T.
1165
00:25:17,011 --> 00:25:19,001
>> SHE'S REALLY STRANGE RIGHT
1166
00:25:17,011 --> 00:25:19,001
NOW.
1167
00:25:19,001 --> 00:25:20,003
I'M SORRY.
1168
00:25:19,001 --> 00:25:20,003
WE DON'T HAVE TO -- SHE'S
1169
00:25:20,003 --> 00:25:22,004
SUPPOSED TO GO AWAY.
1170
00:25:20,003 --> 00:25:22,004
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE
1171
00:25:22,004 --> 00:25:23,012
SHOW
1172
00:25:22,004 --> 00:25:23,012
>> Seth: I DO.
1173
00:25:23,012 --> 00:25:26,003
SO THIS IS A HORROR --
1174
00:25:23,012 --> 00:25:26,003
>> I DON'T --- I DON'T MEAN TO
1175
00:25:26,003 --> 00:25:28,009
JUST GO COMPLETELY -
1176
00:25:26,003 --> 00:25:28,009
>> Seth: NO LOOK, I GET IT
1177
00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:30,024
YOU'RE ALWAYS ABOUT THE PLUG
1178
00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:30,024
EVERYBODY SAYS THAT ABOUT
1179
00:25:30,024 --> 00:25:35,020
TAYLOR
1180
00:25:30,024 --> 00:25:35,020
ALWAYS ABOUT THE PLUG.
1181
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:37,022
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
1182
00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:37,022
>> Seth: ABP
1183
00:25:37,022 --> 00:25:40,007
>> SHE LOVES THE PRESS
1184
00:25:37,022 --> 00:25:40,007
>> Seth: ALWAYS BE PLUGGING.
1185
00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:42,022
YOU --
1186
00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:42,022
>> THIS SHIRT IS REALLY
1187
00:25:42,022 --> 00:25:44,008
SOMETHING, ISN'T IT?
1188
00:25:42,022 --> 00:25:44,008
>> Seth: IT'S REALLY GOOD AND
1189
00:25:44,008 --> 00:25:46,020
IT'S REALLY HOLDING IT'S SHAPE
1190
00:25:44,008 --> 00:25:46,020
I THINK WHEN WE FIRST SAW IT, WE
1191
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,013
WERE LIKE --
1192
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,013
>> THANK YOU
1193
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,016
THAT'S WHAT I'M IMPRESSED BY
1194
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,016
TOO.
1195
00:25:48,016 --> 00:25:49,026
>> Seth: YEAH.
1196
00:25:48,016 --> 00:25:49,026
>> WITH ALL THIS -- LIKE DOG
1197
00:25:49,026 --> 00:25:52,004
WRESTLING.
1198
00:25:49,026 --> 00:25:52,004
>> Seth: IT'S IS -- IT'S LIKE,
1199
00:25:52,004 --> 00:25:54,010
THE TWO THINGS THAT ARE -- JUST
1200
00:25:52,004 --> 00:25:54,010
REMAIN PERKY THROUGHOUT THIS
1201
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,022
WHOLE INTERVIEW ARE THE
1202
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,022
SHOULDERS OF THAT SHIRT AND
1203
00:25:56,022 --> 00:26:01,013
TANK'S EARS.
1204
00:25:56,022 --> 00:26:01,013
>> I KNOW.
1205
00:26:01,013 --> 00:26:02,025
SHE'S REALLY -- SHE'S REALLY
1206
00:26:01,013 --> 00:26:02,025
HERE FOR IT.
1207
00:26:02,025 --> 00:26:06,000
>> Seth: IT'S REALLY NICE
1208
00:26:02,025 --> 00:26:06,000
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IF THEY
1209
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,010
WERE -- YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I FEEL
1210
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,010
LIKE SHE'S REMAINED INTERESTED
1211
00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:09,003
IN ME THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE
1212
00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:09,003
INTERVIEW.
1213
00:26:09,003 --> 00:26:10,029
SHE SURE IS.
1214
00:26:09,003 --> 00:26:10,029
SHE'S FASCINATED
1215
00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:14,000
SHE'S -- YEAH.
1216
00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:14,000
SHE'S, IN FACT, DROOLING
1217
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,013
I WASN'T GONNA MENTION THAT.
1218
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,013
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
1219
00:26:15,013 --> 00:26:18,002
I DON'T KNOW IF LIKE A DOG
1220
00:26:15,013 --> 00:26:18,002
EXPERT WILL TELL ME THAT THAT'S
1221
00:26:18,002 --> 00:26:23,002
A SIGN OF SOMETHING.
1222
00:26:18,002 --> 00:26:23,002
MAYBE SHE JUST NEEDS DINNER.
1223
00:26:23,002 --> 00:26:25,008
>> Seth: WELL MAYBE, DO YOU
1224
00:26:23,002 --> 00:26:25,008
EVER -- IS THAT A CASE OF -- LET
1225
00:26:25,008 --> 00:26:27,023
ME JUST LIKE TRY TO GAME THIS
1226
00:26:25,008 --> 00:26:27,023
OUT.
1227
00:26:27,023 --> 00:26:31,005
MAYBE EVERY MORNING YOU WATCH MY
1228
00:26:27,023 --> 00:26:31,005
SHOW WHILE YOU'RE FEEDING HER,
1229
00:26:31,005 --> 00:26:32,021
AND SO NOW SHE'S ACTUALLY HAVING
1230
00:26:31,005 --> 00:26:32,021
A PAVLOVIAN RESPONSE TO HEARING
1231
00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:37,006
MY VOICE
1232
00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:37,006
SHE'S LIKE, "IS IT TIME FOR
1233
00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:39,004
BREAKFAST AGAIN?
1234
00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:39,004
>> THAT WAS GOOD
1235
00:26:39,004 --> 00:26:41,003
THAT WAS A GOOD PROCESS OF --
1236
00:26:39,004 --> 00:26:41,003
THAT WAS GOOD DEDUCTION.
1237
00:26:41,003 --> 00:26:42,026
>> Seth: YEAH.
1238
00:26:41,003 --> 00:26:42,026
>> SHERLOCKY
1239
00:26:42,026 --> 00:26:44,006
THAT'S SHERLOCK.
1240
00:26:42,026 --> 00:26:44,006
THAT WAS GOOD.
1241
00:26:44,006 --> 00:26:47,017
MAYBE THIS IS HAPPENING.
1242
00:26:44,006 --> 00:26:47,017
>> Seth: THIS IS -- COME ON.
1243
00:26:47,017 --> 00:26:51,002
TO THE SHOW, I GET IT.
1244
00:26:47,017 --> 00:26:51,002
I KNOW YOU'RE FRUSTRATED
1245
00:26:51,002 --> 00:26:53,022
[ SIGHS
1246
00:26:51,002 --> 00:26:53,022
SO, THIS IS A HORROR ANTHOLOGY
1247
00:26:53,022 --> 00:26:56,019
BUT IT'S -
1248
00:26:53,022 --> 00:26:56,019
[ SCREAMS
1249
00:26:56,019 --> 00:26:59,008
IT'S NOT
1250
00:26:56,019 --> 00:26:59,008
>> NO, IT IS, IT IS.
1251
00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:01,000
IT IS, IT IS
1252
00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:01,000
>> Seth: OH, GOOD.
1253
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
>> I'M JUST CELEBRATING WITH
1254
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000
YOU.
1255
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,010
>> Seth: OH, GREAT
1256
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,010
>> WOOO.
1257
00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:06,027
>> Seth: I DON'T WANT TO GIVE
1258
00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:06,027
ANYTHING AWAY BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY
1259
00:27:06,027 --> 00:27:10,012
THE CLIP DOESN'T QUITE SHOW US
1260
00:27:06,027 --> 00:27:10,012
WHERE WE'RE GOING.
1261
00:27:10,012 --> 00:27:12,008
>> RIGHT
1262
00:27:10,012 --> 00:27:12,008
>> Seth: BUT THERE'S A FAIR
1263
00:27:12,008 --> 00:27:14,003
AMOUNT OF MAKEUP INVOLVED IN
1264
00:27:12,008 --> 00:27:14,003
THIS
1265
00:27:14,003 --> 00:27:16,000
WAS THAT AN ENTERTAINING PART OF
1266
00:27:14,003 --> 00:27:16,000
THAT
1267
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,015
>> LET ME TELL YOU, THERE WAS A
1268
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,015
FAIR AMOUNT OF MAKEUP INVOLVED,
1269
00:27:19,015 --> 00:27:21,017
AND I HAD TO DO SOMETHING THAT I
1270
00:27:19,015 --> 00:27:21,017
WAS EXCITED FOR BECAUSE, YOU
1271
00:27:21,017 --> 00:27:28,013
KNOW, IN LIKE -- LIKE A
1272
00:27:21,017 --> 00:27:28,013
"TRANSFORMERS" MOVIE OR LIKE AN
1273
00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:32,002
"AVENGERS" MOVIE, YOU KNOW
1274
00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:32,002
THERE'S A LOT OF MAKEUP ON ONE'S
1275
00:27:32,002 --> 00:27:33,024
FACE, AND I WAS EXCITED TO
1276
00:27:32,002 --> 00:27:33,024
EXPERIMENT WITH THAT
1277
00:27:33,024 --> 00:27:38,018
BUT I LEARNED IN THIS -- I
1278
00:27:33,024 --> 00:27:38,018
LEARNED ON THIS JOB SET THAT I
1279
00:27:38,018 --> 00:27:43,015
HAVE PANIC ATTACKS WHEN'S THERE
1280
00:27:38,018 --> 00:27:43,015
SILICONE ON ME, WHEN THERE'S
1281
00:27:43,015 --> 00:27:45,014
SILICONE ON MY FACE.
1282
00:27:43,015 --> 00:27:45,014
>> Seth: OH, WOW
1283
00:27:45,014 --> 00:27:47,013
>> SO I WAS -- I HAD TO TAP OUT,
1284
00:27:45,014 --> 00:27:47,013
YEAH
1285
00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:49,004
I WAS ABOUT TO PUT A WHOLE MASK
1286
00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:49,004
ON AND IT WAS A BIG DAY OF
1287
00:27:49,004 --> 00:27:55,007
MAKEUP, AND I LAID BACK IN THE
1288
00:27:49,004 --> 00:27:55,007
CHAIR AND I STARTED TO ASK IF
1289
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,003
THEY COULD MAKE THE NOSE HOLES
1290
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,003
BIGGER AND THE EYES HOLES
1291
00:27:57,003 --> 00:28:00,004
BIGGER
1292
00:27:57,003 --> 00:28:00,004
AND THEN THE VISUAL EFFECTS GUY
1293
00:28:00,004 --> 00:28:02,000
WAS JUST LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
1294
00:28:00,004 --> 00:28:02,000
I'M GONNA CALL THIS.
1295
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,019
YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
1296
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,019
I'M NOT GONNA FINISH PUTTING
1297
00:28:04,019 --> 00:28:07,023
MAKEUP ON YOU FACE."
1298
00:28:04,019 --> 00:28:07,023
>> Seth: HOW FAR INTO THE
1299
00:28:07,023 --> 00:28:09,006
PROCESS?
1300
00:28:07,023 --> 00:28:09,006
'CAUSE I KNOW SOMETIMES THAT CAN
1301
00:28:09,006 --> 00:28:11,001
TAKE HOURS
1302
00:28:09,006 --> 00:28:11,001
HOW FAR INTO IT DID YOU TAP OUT?
1303
00:28:11,001 --> 00:28:14,020
>> WE'RE LIKE -- WE WERE LIKE
1304
00:28:11,001 --> 00:28:14,020
15 MINUTES
1305
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:16,016
AND I HAD THE REST OF THE DAY
1306
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:16,016
OFF FROM WORK BECAUSE HE
1307
00:28:16,016 --> 00:28:19,015
WOULDN'T PUT IT ON MY FACE
1308
00:28:16,016 --> 00:28:19,015
BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY
1309
00:28:19,015 --> 00:28:22,027
CHARITABLE
1310
00:28:19,015 --> 00:28:22,027
HE KIND OF WAS ABLE TO -- HE WAS
1311
00:28:22,027 --> 00:28:25,002
KIND OF ABLE TO STAND UP FOR ME.
1312
00:28:22,027 --> 00:28:25,002
IN A WAY I WASN'T NECESSARILY
1313
00:28:25,002 --> 00:28:27,027
ABLE TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF.
1314
00:28:25,002 --> 00:28:27,027
>> Seth: YEAH, I IMAGINE THAT HE
1315
00:28:27,027 --> 00:28:29,007
OVER THE YEARS PROBABLY HAS AN
1316
00:28:27,027 --> 00:28:29,007
EXPERTISE IN KNOWING WHO CAN PUT
1317
00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:32,009
UP WITH SOMETHING AND WHO CAN'T.
1318
00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:32,009
>> HE KNEW
1319
00:28:32,009 --> 00:28:37,022
[ DOG SNEEZES
1320
00:28:32,009 --> 00:28:37,022
[ LAUGHTER ]
1321
00:28:37,022 --> 00:28:43,000
>> Seth: THAT IS -- I THINK
1322
00:28:37,022 --> 00:28:43,000
GOING THROUGH COVID AND HEARING
1323
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,008
A SNEEZE THAT LOUD, IT'S HARD
1324
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,008
NOT TO BE VERY JARRING
1325
00:28:46,008 --> 00:28:47,012
>> I KNOW, IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.
1326
00:28:46,008 --> 00:28:47,012
>> Seth: AND THEN YOU
1327
00:28:47,012 --> 00:28:50,009
IMMEDIATELY LIKE -- YOU INDEX
1328
00:28:47,012 --> 00:28:50,009
LIKE, "CAN DOGS GET COVID?
1329
00:28:50,009 --> 00:28:53,014
>> YEAH.
1330
00:28:50,009 --> 00:28:53,014
>> Seth: BUT GOD BLESS YOU
1331
00:28:53,014 --> 00:28:54,024
>> THE ANSWER IS NO.
1332
00:28:53,014 --> 00:28:54,024
>> Seth: GOD BLESS YOU, TANK
1333
00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:56,004
>> THE ANSWER IS NO.
1334
00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:56,004
THEY ABSOLUTELY CAN'T GET COVID.
1335
00:28:56,004 --> 00:28:59,009
AND ALSO, I CAN'T PUT ON THOSE
1336
00:28:56,004 --> 00:28:59,009
THINGS
1337
00:28:59,009 --> 00:29:01,014
I CAN'T PUT MAKEUP LIKE THAT ON
1338
00:28:59,009 --> 00:29:01,014
MY FACE.
1339
00:29:01,014 --> 00:29:04,003
IF THERE WAS ANYTHING I LEARNED
1340
00:29:01,014 --> 00:29:04,003
FROM "MONSTERLAND" IT'S THAT I
1341
00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:08,008
CANNOT HAVE SILICONE OVER MY
1342
00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:08,008
NOSE HOLES OR MY EYES.
1343
00:29:08,008 --> 00:29:11,003
I CAN'T DO IT.
1344
00:29:08,008 --> 00:29:11,003
ALSO, I WAS TRYING TO PAINT MY
1345
00:29:11,003 --> 00:29:14,017
NAILS BEFORE WE STARTED AND I
1346
00:29:11,003 --> 00:29:14,017
DIDN'T HAVE TIME
1347
00:29:14,017 --> 00:29:16,026
[ LAUGHTER ]
1348
00:29:14,017 --> 00:29:16,026
I WANTED TO MAKE SURE -- I
1349
00:29:16,026 --> 00:29:19,005
WANTED TO MAKE SURE I WAS
1350
00:29:16,026 --> 00:29:19,005
COMPLETELY UNCHIPPED FOR YOU
1351
00:29:19,005 --> 00:29:21,014
SETH, IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU.
1352
00:29:19,005 --> 00:29:21,014
>> Seth: IT'S SO NICE TO SEE
1353
00:29:21,014 --> 00:29:22,027
YOU, TOO
1354
00:29:21,014 --> 00:29:22,027
AND I THINK THAT WAS REALLY
1355
00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:25,002
GREAT THAT YOU DID THAT 'CAUSE I
1356
00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:25,002
FEEL LIKE WE WERE GONNA HEAR A
1357
00:29:25,002 --> 00:29:28,007
LOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA AFTER THIS
1358
00:29:25,002 --> 00:29:28,007
INTERVIEW ABOUT HOW CHIPPED YOUR
1359
00:29:28,007 --> 00:29:31,010
NAILS WERE AND NOW I FEEL LIKE
1360
00:29:28,007 --> 00:29:31,010
YOU'VE COVERED YOUR BACK
1361
00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:32,017
>> I KNOW, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I
1362
00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:32,017
REALLY -- I DID IT THE BEST I
1363
00:29:32,017 --> 00:29:36,017
COULD.
1364
00:29:32,017 --> 00:29:36,017
BETWEEN THE NARCOLEPSY AND THE
1365
00:29:36,017 --> 00:29:43,010
STATE OF PUBLIC DISCOURSE IN OUR
1366
00:29:36,017 --> 00:29:43,010
COUNTRY, I PUT ON A SHIRT.
1367
00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:44,019
>> Seth: YEAH.
1368
00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:44,019
I THINK YOU DID GREAT.
1369
00:29:44,019 --> 00:29:46,022
I MEAN, I DO THINK THERE ARE
1370
00:29:44,019 --> 00:29:46,022
GONNA BE SOME PEOPLE THAT ARE A
1371
00:29:46,022 --> 00:29:48,014
LITTLE BIT DISAPPOINTED YOU
1372
00:29:46,022 --> 00:29:48,014
DIDN'T NOD OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF
1373
00:29:48,014 --> 00:29:50,010
THIS
1374
00:29:48,014 --> 00:29:50,010
>> YEAH.
1375
00:29:50,010 --> 00:29:53,021
[ LAUGHTER ]
1376
00:29:50,010 --> 00:29:53,021
SOMEDAY YOU'LL SEE THE PICTURE
1377
00:29:53,021 --> 00:29:55,007
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
1378
00:29:53,021 --> 00:29:55,007
>> Seth: YEAH, WE'LL DO THAT
1379
00:29:55,007 --> 00:29:57,016
I THINK THAT'S IT.
1380
00:29:55,007 --> 00:29:57,016
I THINK THE OFF-AIR IS PROBABLY
1381
00:29:57,016 --> 00:29:59,021
THE BETTER WAY TO DO THAT.
1382
00:29:57,016 --> 00:29:59,021
>> YEAH.
1383
00:29:59,021 --> 00:30:00,024
>> Seth: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE
1384
00:29:59,021 --> 00:30:00,024
SHOW
1385
00:30:00,024 --> 00:30:02,000
>> THANK YOU
1386
00:30:00,024 --> 00:30:02,000
>> Seth: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
1387
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,020
BEING HERE
1388
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,020
>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME
1389
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,023
>> Seth: IT IS ALWAYS THE BEST
1390
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,023
TO SEE YOU
1391
00:30:04,023 --> 00:30:06,016
>> YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GREAT
1392
00:30:04,023 --> 00:30:06,016
JOB.
1393
00:30:06,016 --> 00:30:07,015
>> Seth: IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY
1394
00:30:06,016 --> 00:30:07,015
MEET YOU, TANK
1395
00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,011
>> I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
1396
00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,011
RIGHT NOW.
1397
00:30:08,011 --> 00:30:09,027
IT'S BEAUTIFUL
1398
00:30:08,011 --> 00:30:09,027
IT'S WONDERFUL
1399
00:30:09,027 --> 00:30:11,016
>> Seth: AND WE'LL SEE YOU SOON.
1400
00:30:09,027 --> 00:30:11,016
>> YEAH.
1401
00:30:11,016 --> 00:30:12,019
>> Seth: YOU GUYS, THAT WAS
1402
00:30:11,016 --> 00:30:12,019
TAYLOR SCHILLING
1403
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:14,011
ALL EPISODES OF "MONSTERLAND"
1404
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:14,011
WILL BE AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON
1405
00:30:14,011 --> 00:30:16,003
HULU THIS FRIDAY
1406
00:30:14,011 --> 00:30:16,003
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
1407
00:30:16,003 --> 00:30:39,004
BRIAN STELTER.
1408
00:30:16,003 --> 00:30:39,004
♪
1409
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,006
>> Seth: OUR NEXT GUEST IS CNN'S
1410
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,006
CHIEF MEDIA CORRESPONDENT AND
1411
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:45,010
THE ANCHOR OF THE NETWORK'S SHOW
1412
00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:45,010
"RELIABLE SOURCES.
1413
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,020
HIS BEST-SELLING BOOK "HOAX:
1414
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,020
DONALD TRUMP, FOX NEWS AND THE
1415
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:49,018
DANGEROUS DISTORTION OF TRUTH"
1416
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:49,018
IS OUT NOW
1417
00:30:49,018 --> 00:30:51,014
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE SHOW,
1418
00:30:49,018 --> 00:30:51,014
BRIAN STELTER.
1419
00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:53,026
THANKS FOR BEING HERE, BRIAN
1420
00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:53,026
>> HELLO, THANK YOU.
1421
00:30:53,026 --> 00:30:56,015
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1422
00:30:53,026 --> 00:30:56,015
>> Seth: AND INCREDIBLE
1423
00:30:56,015 --> 00:30:57,026
RESTRAINT TO NOT BE DOING THIS
1424
00:30:56,015 --> 00:30:57,026
IN FRONT OF A BOOK SHELF THAT
1425
00:30:57,026 --> 00:31:01,022
HAS YOUR NEW BOOK.
1426
00:30:57,026 --> 00:31:01,022
I TIP MY CAP
1427
00:31:01,022 --> 00:31:03,004
>> I DON'T HAVE ANY BOOKS LEFT,
1428
00:31:01,022 --> 00:31:03,004
SETH
1429
00:31:03,004 --> 00:31:04,024
THEY'RE TOO POPULAR.
1430
00:31:03,004 --> 00:31:04,024
>> Seth: OH, WOW
1431
00:31:04,024 --> 00:31:07,015
NICE ONE
1432
00:31:04,024 --> 00:31:07,015
VERY NICE PLAY ON THAT ONE
1433
00:31:07,015 --> 00:31:10,012
SO, YOU KNOW, THIS IS A BOOK
1434
00:31:07,015 --> 00:31:10,012
ABOUT FOX NEWS
1435
00:31:10,012 --> 00:31:12,007
ONE OF THE PEOPLE YOU COVER IN
1436
00:31:10,012 --> 00:31:12,007
THE BOOK, AMONG MANY, IS
1437
00:31:12,007 --> 00:31:15,009
CHRIS WALLACE, THE MODERATOR OF
1438
00:31:12,007 --> 00:31:15,009
LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE WHO WENT
1439
00:31:15,009 --> 00:31:17,024
INTO IT SAYING THAT HE WANTED TO
1440
00:31:15,009 --> 00:31:17,024
BE INVISIBLE
1441
00:31:17,024 --> 00:31:20,013
THAT DOES NOT STRIKE ME AS THE
1442
00:31:17,024 --> 00:31:20,013
CASE HERE, AS WE'RE COMING UP ON
1443
00:31:20,013 --> 00:31:24,016
A DAY LATER.
1444
00:31:20,013 --> 00:31:24,016
HOW DO YOU THINK HE PERFORMED
1445
00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:27,009
LAST NIGHT IN, OBVIOUSLY TO GIVE
1446
00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:27,009
HIM SOME CREDIT, A VERY CHAOTIC
1447
00:31:27,009 --> 00:31:31,015
NIGHT?
1448
00:31:27,009 --> 00:31:31,015
>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
1449
00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:33,010
WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO MODERATE
1450
00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:33,010
A DEBATE WITH DONALD TRUMP
1451
00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:34,025
I DON'T THINK I WOULD EVER WANT
1452
00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:34,025
TO DO IT
1453
00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:37,021
IT'S A VERY, VERY DIFFICULT
1454
00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:37,021
MISSION.
1455
00:31:37,021 --> 00:31:40,016
SO, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME
1456
00:31:37,021 --> 00:31:40,016
SYMPATHY FOR CHRIS WALLACE
1457
00:31:40,016 --> 00:31:42,003
BUT, YOU KNOW, HE GAVE AN
1458
00:31:40,016 --> 00:31:42,003
INTERVIEW TO "THE NEW YORK
1459
00:31:42,003 --> 00:31:44,025
TIMES" TODAY WHERE HE SAID HE
1460
00:31:42,003 --> 00:31:44,025
NEVER DREAMT THAT IT WOULD GO
1461
00:31:44,025 --> 00:31:47,020
OFF THE RAILS THIS WAY
1462
00:31:44,025 --> 00:31:47,020
HE NEVER DREAMT THAT TRUMP'S
1463
00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:50,025
STRATEGY WOULD BE TO JUST
1464
00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:50,025
INTERRUPT CONSTANTLY AND THROW
1465
00:31:50,025 --> 00:31:53,007
EVERYTHING OFF
1466
00:31:50,025 --> 00:31:53,007
WELL, HERE'S THE PROBLEM, SETH,
1467
00:31:53,007 --> 00:31:56,011
A FAILURE OF IMAGINATION HAS
1468
00:31:53,007 --> 00:31:56,011
BEEN A BIG PROBLEM FOR THE PAST
1469
00:31:56,011 --> 00:31:58,024
FIVE YEARS
1470
00:31:56,011 --> 00:31:58,024
A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T IMAGINE
1471
00:31:58,024 --> 00:32:01,026
THAT TRUMP COULD GET ELECTED
1472
00:31:58,024 --> 00:32:01,026
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T
1473
00:32:01,026 --> 00:32:04,011
IMAGINE THAT HE WOULD GO IN TO
1474
00:32:01,026 --> 00:32:04,011
OFFICE AND TRY TO BREAK ALL THE
1475
00:32:04,011 --> 00:32:07,019
GLASS AND BLOW UP THE
1476
00:32:04,011 --> 00:32:07,019
INSTITUTIONS OF THE COUNTRY.
1477
00:32:07,019 --> 00:32:09,028
WE NEED TO MAKE SURE WE DON'T
1478
00:32:07,019 --> 00:32:09,028
HAVE ANY MORE FAILURES OF
1479
00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:13,016
IMAGINATION RIGHT NOW.
1480
00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:13,016
THIS WAS PREDICTABLE
1481
00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,006
>> Seth: I DO APPRECIATE HIS
1482
00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,006
HONESTY IN SAYING HE DIDN'T SEE
1483
00:32:15,006 --> 00:32:16,019
IT COMING.
1484
00:32:15,006 --> 00:32:16,019
BUT EVEN IF HE DID SEE IT
1485
00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:19,017
COMING, WHAT DO YOU DO IN THAT
1486
00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:19,017
SITUATION?
1487
00:32:19,017 --> 00:32:22,003
AND, YOU KNOW, EVEN NOW, WE HAVE
1488
00:32:19,017 --> 00:32:22,003
THE DEBATE COMMISION SAYING
1489
00:32:22,003 --> 00:32:24,025
THEY'RE GONNA CHANGE THE RULES
1490
00:32:22,003 --> 00:32:24,025
BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE THEY'RE
1491
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:27,000
GOING TO CHANGE IT IN A WAY
1492
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:27,000
THAT'LL STOP DONALD TRUMP FROM
1493
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,015
BLOWING UP WHATEVER STANDARDS
1494
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,015
THEY SET FOR ANY DEBATES
1495
00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:32,017
I MEAN, IS THERE A WAY TO HAVE A
1496
00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:32,017
NORMAL DEBATE WHEN ONE-HALF OF
1497
00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:40,003
THE DEBATORS IS DONALD TRUMP
1498
00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:40,003
>> WELL, THAT'S THE THING.
1499
00:32:40,003 --> 00:32:41,009
EVEN IF THEY CUT OFF HIS
1500
00:32:40,003 --> 00:32:41,009
MICROPHONE IN FUTURE DEBATES,
1501
00:32:41,009 --> 00:32:42,028
WHICH IS DEFINITELY BEING TALKED
1502
00:32:41,009 --> 00:32:42,028
ABOUT BY THE COMMISSION NOW,
1503
00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:44,005
EVEN IF THEY CUT OFF HIS
1504
00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:44,005
MICROPHONE SO THAT THE VIEWERS
1505
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,020
CAN'T HEAR HIM, JOE BIDEN CAN
1506
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,020
STILL HEAR HIM
1507
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:49,026
THE MODERATOR CAN STILL HEAR
1508
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:49,026
HIM.
1509
00:32:49,026 --> 00:32:53,024
SO, EVEN CUTTING OFF THE
1510
00:32:49,026 --> 00:32:53,024
MICROPHONE IS NOT GOING TO BE
1511
00:32:53,024 --> 00:32:56,022
ENOUGH TO MODERATE OR CONTROL
1512
00:32:53,024 --> 00:32:56,022
THE SITUATION.
1513
00:32:56,022 --> 00:32:59,024
BUT HERE'S WHY THE NEXT DEBATE
1514
00:32:56,022 --> 00:32:59,024
WILL BE DIFFERENT, IT'S GOING TO
1515
00:32:59,024 --> 00:33:01,020
BE A TOWN HALL IN FRONT OF
1516
00:32:59,024 --> 00:33:01,020
NORMAL PEOPLE ASKING AVERAGE
1517
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:08,006
AMERICAN QUESTIONS
1518
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:08,006
SO, MAYBE HE WON'T FEEL LIKE HE
1519
00:33:08,006 --> 00:33:10,025
CAN BE AS MUCH OF A -- YOU USED
1520
00:33:08,006 --> 00:33:10,025
A LOT OF WORDS EARLIER, RABID
1521
00:33:10,025 --> 00:33:12,004
DOG, YOU KNOW.
1522
00:33:10,025 --> 00:33:12,004
MAYBE HE'LL FEEL LIKE HE CAN'T
1523
00:33:12,004 --> 00:33:13,023
DO THAT WHEN HE IS IN A TOWN
1524
00:33:12,004 --> 00:33:13,023
HALL FORMAT.
1525
00:33:13,023 --> 00:33:15,006
>> Seth: HOW DARE YOU PUT MY
1526
00:33:13,023 --> 00:33:15,006
WORDS IN MY MOUTH.
1527
00:33:15,006 --> 00:33:18,024
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
1528
00:33:15,006 --> 00:33:18,024
I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT ABOUT
1529
00:33:18,024 --> 00:33:20,010
CUTTING OFF THE MICS, BECAUSE,
1530
00:33:18,024 --> 00:33:20,010
YOU KNOW, WORKING IN TV YOU KNOW
1531
00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,023
THIS
1532
00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,023
AGAIN, IF THEY CUT OFF HIS MIC,
1533
00:33:22,023 --> 00:33:26,001
NOT ONLY THE POINT YOU MADE IS
1534
00:33:22,023 --> 00:33:26,001
TRUE THAT, YOU KNOW, BIDEN WILL
1535
00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:29,006
STILL HEAR HIM
1536
00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:29,006
YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO HEAR HIM
1537
00:33:29,006 --> 00:33:31,018
A LITTLE BIT THROUGH BIDEN'S
1538
00:33:29,006 --> 00:33:31,018
MIC, AND IT WILL BE MORE
1539
00:33:31,018 --> 00:33:36,026
DISTRACTING THEN IT WOULD BE
1540
00:33:31,018 --> 00:33:36,026
HEARING THE WORDS HE'S SAYING.
1541
00:33:36,026 --> 00:33:38,000
SO, I HOPE THAT'S NOT THEIR
1542
00:33:36,026 --> 00:33:38,000
PLAN, BECAUSE THAT IS A BAD
1543
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,003
PLAN
1544
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,003
YOU TALK ABOUT, IN THIS BOOK AS
1545
00:33:42,003 --> 00:33:46,014
WELL, HOW INFLUENCED
1546
00:33:42,003 --> 00:33:46,014
DONALD TRUMP IS BY FOX NEWS.
1547
00:33:46,014 --> 00:33:49,019
WHAT ELEMENTS OF THAT DID YOU
1548
00:33:46,014 --> 00:33:49,019
SEE CLEARLY ON DISPLAY LAST
1549
00:33:49,019 --> 00:33:52,024
NIGHT?
1550
00:33:49,019 --> 00:33:52,024
>> ALL THE HUNTER BIDEN
1551
00:33:52,024 --> 00:33:55,025
REFERENCES
1552
00:33:52,024 --> 00:33:55,025
TRUMP'S WEIRD REFERENCE TO WHERE
1553
00:33:55,025 --> 00:33:58,019
BIDEN WENT TO COLLEGE IN
1554
00:33:55,025 --> 00:33:58,019
DELAWARE
1555
00:33:58,019 --> 00:34:00,021
IT'S ALL THESE RIGHT WING MEMES
1556
00:33:58,019 --> 00:34:00,021
THAT GET INTO TRUMP'S DIET
1557
00:34:00,021 --> 00:34:03,009
THROUGH FOX NEWS
1558
00:34:00,021 --> 00:34:03,009
FOX IS LIKE THE BEATING HEART OF
1559
00:34:03,009 --> 00:34:07,004
THE RIGHT WING MEDIA WORLD
1560
00:34:03,009 --> 00:34:07,004
AND THEN WHAT COMES OUT OF THAT
1561
00:34:07,004 --> 00:34:09,023
HEART, WHETHER IT'S BLOOD OR
1562
00:34:07,004 --> 00:34:09,023
SOMETHING ELSE, IT GETS PUMPED
1563
00:34:09,023 --> 00:34:12,028
ALL THROUGHOUT THE RIGHT WING
1564
00:34:09,023 --> 00:34:12,028
BODY
1565
00:34:12,028 --> 00:34:16,019
SO, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES STUFF
1566
00:34:12,028 --> 00:34:16,019
STARTS ON FOX, OTHER TIMES IT
1567
00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:19,014
STARTS IN THE BEAVER SWAMPS OF
1568
00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:19,014
THE INTERNET AND GETS ON TO "FOX
1569
00:34:19,014 --> 00:34:22,016
AND FRIENDS", BUT THE POINT IS,
1570
00:34:19,014 --> 00:34:22,016
TRUMP GETS TO IT VIA FOX
1571
00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:25,005
SO, FOX IS LIKE THE DELIVERY
1572
00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:25,005
DEVICE FOR THIS POISONED
1573
00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:27,020
INFORMATION.
1574
00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:27,020
AND, FRANKLY, THAT IS WHAT IS SO
1575
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:30,019
DISTURBING TO ME AS A MEDIA
1576
00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:30,019
REPORTER
1577
00:34:30,019 --> 00:34:33,015
I LOOK AT TRUMP THROUGH A FOX
1578
00:34:30,019 --> 00:34:33,015
NEWS PRISM
1579
00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:37,013
SO, HE IS GETTING A POISONED
1580
00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:37,013
INFORMATION DIET, AND WHEN HE'S
1581
00:34:37,013 --> 00:34:38,025
OUT THERE SCREAMING ABOUT
1582
00:34:37,013 --> 00:34:38,025
HUNTER BIDEN ON STAGE, WELL,
1583
00:34:38,025 --> 00:34:42,021
HE'S PROVING MY POINT.
1584
00:34:38,025 --> 00:34:42,021
>> Seth: A LOT OF PEOPLE, YOU
1585
00:34:42,021 --> 00:34:45,012
SORT OF SAW ON SOCIAL MEDIA
1586
00:34:42,021 --> 00:34:45,012
THROUGHOUT THE DEBATE LAST
1587
00:34:45,012 --> 00:34:47,017
NIGHT, WERE SAYING "I CAN'T
1588
00:34:45,012 --> 00:34:47,017
HANDLE THIS.
1589
00:34:47,017 --> 00:34:51,025
I'M TUNING OUT
1590
00:34:47,017 --> 00:34:51,025
THIS IS TOO TOXIC.
1591
00:34:51,025 --> 00:34:53,011
YOU NOT ONLY WATCHED THE DEBATE
1592
00:34:51,025 --> 00:34:53,011
LAST NIGHT, BUT YOU, FOR YOUR
1593
00:34:53,011 --> 00:34:56,013
BOOK, YOU SORT OF WATCH FOX NEWS
1594
00:34:53,011 --> 00:34:56,013
MORE THAN IS MAYBE A HEALTHY
1595
00:34:56,013 --> 00:34:59,024
AMOUNT
1596
00:34:56,013 --> 00:34:59,024
[ LAUGHTER ]
1597
00:34:59,024 --> 00:35:04,000
DID YOU FIND IT HARD TO WATCH IT
1598
00:34:59,024 --> 00:35:04,000
DAY IN AND DAY OUT
1599
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,002
>> THAT'S FUNNY, I WATCH IT A
1600
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,002
LOT LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP
1601
00:35:06,002 --> 00:35:08,014
I HAVE THE VOLUME OFF.
1602
00:35:06,002 --> 00:35:08,014
I WATCH IT BY FAST-FORWARDING,
1603
00:35:08,014 --> 00:35:11,009
I'LL FAST-FORWARD THROUGH SHOWS
1604
00:35:08,014 --> 00:35:11,009
JUST SO I CAN AT LEAST SEE
1605
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:13,018
WHAT'S ON THE BANNER, SEE WHAT
1606
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:13,018
THEY'RE SAYING
1607
00:35:13,018 --> 00:35:15,000
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU CAN
1608
00:35:13,018 --> 00:35:15,000
UNDERSTAND AMERICA WITHOUT
1609
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,025
UNDERSTANDING FOX RIGHT NOW.
1610
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,025
IT IS AN ALTERNATIVE REALITY,
1611
00:35:18,025 --> 00:35:20,021
WHERE NEW YORK CITY, A PLACE I
1612
00:35:18,025 --> 00:35:20,021
LOVE, IS A HELL-HOLE, A DISASTER
1613
00:35:20,021 --> 00:35:24,029
ZONE
1614
00:35:20,021 --> 00:35:24,029
IT'S SO UNHINGED FROM REALITY,
1615
00:35:24,029 --> 00:35:27,007
BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR
1616
00:35:24,029 --> 00:35:27,007
GRANDFATHER OR YOUR GRANDMOTHER
1617
00:35:27,007 --> 00:35:28,013
IS HEARING ON FOX, THEN YOU
1618
00:35:27,007 --> 00:35:28,013
CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE A REASONABLE
1619
00:35:28,013 --> 00:35:32,002
CONVERSATION
1620
00:35:28,013 --> 00:35:32,002
SO, I DID WATCH TOO MUCH FOX FOR
1621
00:35:32,002 --> 00:35:35,013
THE BOOK, MOSTLY MUTED
1622
00:35:32,002 --> 00:35:35,013
AND, HERE'S THE FUNNY THING, AT
1623
00:35:35,013 --> 00:35:40,002
HOME -- I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS
1624
00:35:35,013 --> 00:35:40,002
WORKS, SETH, MY WIFE WOULD
1625
00:35:40,002 --> 00:35:41,018
ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I HAD FOX WITH
1626
00:35:40,002 --> 00:35:41,018
THE VOLUME UP.
1627
00:35:41,018 --> 00:35:43,026
WHENEVER I TURNED THE VOLUME UP,
1628
00:35:41,018 --> 00:35:43,026
SHE SOMEHOW COULD TELL THAT IT
1629
00:35:43,026 --> 00:35:45,012
WASN'T CNN OR MSNBC.
1630
00:35:43,026 --> 00:35:45,012
IT WAS LIKE SHE HAD A SIXTH
1631
00:35:45,012 --> 00:35:50,023
SENSE FOR FOX.
1632
00:35:45,012 --> 00:35:50,023
AND, OF COURSE, SHE WANTED ME TO
1633
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,004
MUTE IT.
1634
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,004
BUT, I TOLD HER I WAS WORKING.
1635
00:35:52,004 --> 00:35:54,017
I TOLD HER I HAD TO WORK
1636
00:35:52,004 --> 00:35:54,017
>> Seth: WELL, ONE THING SHE
1637
00:35:54,017 --> 00:35:57,019
MIGHT HAVE HEARD ON FOX NEWS
1638
00:35:54,017 --> 00:35:57,019
THAT YOU DON'T HEAR ON THE OTHER
1639
00:35:57,019 --> 00:36:00,008
CABLE NEWS CHANNELS, IS FOX NEWS
1640
00:35:57,019 --> 00:36:00,008
PERSONALITIES COMPLAINING ABOUT
1641
00:36:00,008 --> 00:36:06,005
YOU BY NAME.
1642
00:36:00,008 --> 00:36:06,005
YOU COME UP A LOT.
1643
00:36:06,005 --> 00:36:08,017
HOW IS IT -- HOW DOES IT FEEL TO
1644
00:36:06,005 --> 00:36:08,017
BE A CABLE NEWS REPORTER WHO IS,
1645
00:36:08,017 --> 00:36:13,002
YOU KNOW, BASICALLY BEING
1646
00:36:08,017 --> 00:36:13,002
DRAGGED BY THE CABLE NEWS
1647
00:36:13,002 --> 00:36:16,027
REPORTERS ON ANOTHER NETWORK
1648
00:36:13,002 --> 00:36:16,027
>> YEAH, I'M ONE OF THEIR HATE
1649
00:36:16,027 --> 00:36:18,013
OBJECTS, AND WE JUST HAVE TO
1650
00:36:16,027 --> 00:36:18,013
VIEW IT THE WAY IT IS.
1651
00:36:18,013 --> 00:36:20,018
LET'S CALL IT WHAT IT IS
1652
00:36:18,013 --> 00:36:20,018
TRUMP IS LEADING A HATE MOVEMENT
1653
00:36:20,018 --> 00:36:23,023
AGAINST THE MEDIA AND HE HAS A
1654
00:36:20,018 --> 00:36:23,023
BUNCH OF HATE OBJECTS, AND FOX
1655
00:36:23,023 --> 00:36:27,008
PICKS UP ON THOSE AND RUNS WITH
1656
00:36:23,023 --> 00:36:27,008
THOSE.
1657
00:36:27,008 --> 00:36:29,027
BUT, IT IS SO SURREAL, SETH.
1658
00:36:27,008 --> 00:36:29,027
WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING
1659
00:36:29,027 --> 00:36:32,018
SEAN HANNITY'S SHOW, AND ALL OF
1660
00:36:29,027 --> 00:36:32,018
A SUDDEN HE'S CALLING YOU
1661
00:36:32,018 --> 00:36:33,028
HUMPTY DUMPTY, AND HE'S USING A
1662
00:36:32,018 --> 00:36:33,028
FUNNY PICTURE OF YOU ON TV, THAT
1663
00:36:33,028 --> 00:36:36,020
NEVER GETS OLD
1664
00:36:33,028 --> 00:36:36,020
THAT IS ALWAYS WEIRD
1665
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,029
AND IT'S WEIRD FOR ME BECAUSE
1666
00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,029
HANNITY USED TO BE REALLY
1667
00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:41,004
FRIENDLY WITH ME
1668
00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:41,004
HE GAVE ME GREAT ADVICE WHEN I
1669
00:36:41,004 --> 00:36:44,008
WENT IN TO CNN
1670
00:36:41,004 --> 00:36:44,008
LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE USED TO BE
1671
00:36:44,008 --> 00:36:47,015
ALMOST A MENTOR OF SORTS
1672
00:36:44,008 --> 00:36:47,015
TUCKER CARLSON, TOO.
1673
00:36:47,015 --> 00:36:49,021
HE DONATED MONEY WHEN I WAS A
1674
00:36:47,015 --> 00:36:49,021
BLOGGER.
1675
00:36:49,021 --> 00:36:52,019
SO, TO HAVE THESE RELATIONSHIPS
1676
00:36:49,021 --> 00:36:52,019
WITH THESE GUYS, AND THEN TO SEE
1677
00:36:52,019 --> 00:36:55,027
THEM FALL SO FAR DOWN THE TRUMP
1678
00:36:52,019 --> 00:36:55,027
RABBIT HOLE, IT REALLY IS
1679
00:36:55,027 --> 00:36:58,013
SURREAL.
1680
00:36:55,027 --> 00:36:58,013
YOU KNOW, TUCKER CALLED ME A
1681
00:36:58,013 --> 00:37:01,021
EUNUCH ONCE, AND I HAD TO GOOGLE
1682
00:36:58,013 --> 00:37:01,021
THAT WORD.
1683
00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:03,023
AND I WISH I HADN'T LEARNED WHAT
1684
00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:03,023
IT MEANT
1685
00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:05,029
BUT NOW EVERYDAY, I GET TWEETS
1686
00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:05,029
FROM PEOPLE CALLING ME THOSE
1687
00:37:05,029 --> 00:37:08,014
INSULTS.
1688
00:37:05,029 --> 00:37:08,014
AND IT REALLY DOES SPEAK TO HOW
1689
00:37:08,014 --> 00:37:14,004
THIS INFORMATION WAR IS WAGED.
1690
00:37:08,014 --> 00:37:14,004
LIKE, I THINK IT'S MOSTLY FUNNY,
1691
00:37:14,004 --> 00:37:16,001
AND I DON'T REALLY CARE THAT
1692
00:37:14,004 --> 00:37:16,001
THEY CALL ME HUMPTY-DUMPTY, AND
1693
00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:18,000
I KNOW THAT I'VE GOT A BALD
1694
00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:18,000
HEAD
1695
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,028
BUT, IT DOES SHOW HOW THE
1696
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,028
INFORMATION WAR IS WAGED WHEN
1697
00:37:21,028 --> 00:37:24,013
ALL THESE TROLLS PILE ON AND USE
1698
00:37:21,028 --> 00:37:24,013
THE NICKNAMES THAT FOX COMES UP
1699
00:37:24,013 --> 00:37:26,019
WITH
1700
00:37:24,013 --> 00:37:26,019
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
1701
00:37:26,019 --> 00:37:28,011
>> Seth: YOU ALSO, ONE OF THE
1702
00:37:26,019 --> 00:37:28,011
THINGS YOU UNCOVER IN THE BOOK
1703
00:37:28,011 --> 00:37:30,020
IS THAT BEHIND THE SCENES YOU
1704
00:37:28,011 --> 00:37:30,020
HAVE SOURCES THAT TELL YOU THAT
1705
00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:33,028
SEAN HANNITY ALSO THINKS THE
1706
00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:33,028
PRESIDENT IS CRAZY, THAT A LOT
1707
00:37:33,028 --> 00:37:38,026
OF PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE WOULD,
1708
00:37:33,028 --> 00:37:38,026
IF IT WAS OFF THE RECORD, AGREE
1709
00:37:38,026 --> 00:37:43,007
WITH YOUR AND MY ASSESSMENT OF
1710
00:37:38,026 --> 00:37:43,007
HIM.
1711
00:37:43,007 --> 00:37:46,015
HOW DOES THAT, YOU KNOW, WHAT IS
1712
00:37:43,007 --> 00:37:46,015
YOUR TAKEAWAY FROM THAT?
1713
00:37:46,015 --> 00:37:47,023
>> THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO WRITE
1714
00:37:46,015 --> 00:37:47,023
"HOAX" IS BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE
1715
00:37:47,023 --> 00:37:50,007
AT FOX ARE HYPOCRITICAL RIGHT
1716
00:37:47,023 --> 00:37:50,007
NOW.
1717
00:37:50,007 --> 00:37:53,016
THRE ARE SO MANY SOURCES AT THE
1718
00:37:50,007 --> 00:37:53,016
BOTTOM AND AT THE TOP, IN
1719
00:37:53,016 --> 00:37:55,008
MANAGEMENT, WHO ARE CONCERNED
1720
00:37:53,016 --> 00:37:55,008
ABOUT TRUMP, WHO SAY HE'S LIKE A
1721
00:37:55,008 --> 00:37:58,013
MADMAN
1722
00:37:55,008 --> 00:37:58,013
AND THEY KNOW BECAUSE HE'S
1723
00:37:58,013 --> 00:38:00,022
CALLING THEIR STARS.
1724
00:37:58,013 --> 00:38:00,022
HE'S CALLING HANITY ALL THE
1725
00:38:00,022 --> 00:38:02,011
TIME
1726
00:38:00,022 --> 00:38:02,011
HANNITY SAYS TO HIS OWN FRIENDS,
1727
00:38:02,011 --> 00:38:04,019
"TRUMP IS CRAZY.
1728
00:38:02,011 --> 00:38:04,019
HE'S ACTING LIKE A CRAZY
1729
00:38:04,019 --> 00:38:07,002
PERSON."
1730
00:38:04,019 --> 00:38:07,002
AND YET, HANNITY NEVER REFLECTS
1731
00:38:07,002 --> 00:38:09,022
THAT REALITY ON TELEVISION
1732
00:38:07,002 --> 00:38:09,022
SO, THERE'S A UTTER HYPOCRISY
1733
00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:12,013
THAT HAS TO BE EXPOSED
1734
00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:12,013
EVEN WHITE HOUSE AIDES FEEL THIS
1735
00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:14,015
WAY.
1736
00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:14,015
HOPE HICKS HAS SAID TO PEOPLE,
1737
00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:17,007
"I WISH TRUMP WOULDN'T TALK SO
1738
00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:17,007
MUCH ABOUT FOX
1739
00:38:17,007 --> 00:38:19,006
I WISH HE WOULDN'T WATCH SO MUCH
1740
00:38:17,007 --> 00:38:19,006
FOX.
1741
00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:22,018
WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST THE
1742
00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:22,018
REALITY OF THE SITUATION
1743
00:38:22,018 --> 00:38:25,000
WE HAVE TO FACE IT HEAD-ON
1744
00:38:22,018 --> 00:38:25,000
I KNOW THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE
1745
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,023
THAT SAY WE NEED TO FACT CHECK
1746
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,023
MORE
1747
00:38:26,023 --> 00:38:29,008
AND THAT'S TRUE.
1748
00:38:26,023 --> 00:38:29,008
THE PRESS NEEDS TO FACT CHECK.
1749
00:38:29,008 --> 00:38:30,017
THE REPUBLICANS NEED TO STAND UP
1750
00:38:29,008 --> 00:38:30,017
TO TRUMP
1751
00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:32,024
THERE'S ALL THESE PEOPLE MAKING
1752
00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:32,024
EXCUSES AND SAY THAT OTHER
1753
00:38:32,024 --> 00:38:35,015
INSTITUTIONS NEED TO TAKE
1754
00:38:32,024 --> 00:38:35,015
ACTION
1755
00:38:35,015 --> 00:38:36,021
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, THE
1756
00:38:35,015 --> 00:38:36,021
PROBLEM, THE ROOT PROBLEM IS THE
1757
00:38:36,021 --> 00:38:40,019
PRESIDENT.
1758
00:38:36,021 --> 00:38:40,019
AND YES, FACT CHECKING CAN HELP.
1759
00:38:40,019 --> 00:38:43,014
AND YES, OTHER THINGS CAN HELP
1760
00:38:40,019 --> 00:38:43,014
BUT, YOU KNOW, AS I WRITE IN THE
1761
00:38:43,014 --> 00:38:46,009
BOOK, WHEN GRANDPA IS SICK, WHEN
1762
00:38:43,014 --> 00:38:46,009
YOU HAVE A LOVED ONE WHO IS
1763
00:38:46,009 --> 00:38:50,020
SICK, THE ENTIRE FAMILY SUFFERS.
1764
00:38:46,009 --> 00:38:50,020
AND I HAD PEOPLE AT FOX NEWS SAY
1765
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:53,002
TO ME, "IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON,
1766
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:53,002
BRIAN?
1767
00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:55,027
IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON?
1768
00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:55,027
AND THEY ARE WONDERING THE SAME
1769
00:38:55,027 --> 00:38:58,014
THINGS THAT LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE
1770
00:38:55,027 --> 00:38:58,014
ARE WONDERING.
1771
00:38:58,014 --> 00:39:00,016
THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT WHEN YOU
1772
00:38:58,014 --> 00:39:00,016
WORK FOR FOX, YOU'RE AFRAID TO
1773
00:39:00,016 --> 00:39:02,028
SAY IT OUT LOUD, ON THE RECORD,
1774
00:39:00,016 --> 00:39:02,028
BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO PISS OFF
1775
00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:05,028
THE AUDIENCE
1776
00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:05,028
>> Seth: WELL, CONGRATS ON THE
1777
00:39:05,028 --> 00:39:08,016
BOOK
1778
00:39:05,028 --> 00:39:08,016
IT IS A VERY NICE HISTORICAL
1779
00:39:08,016 --> 00:39:11,023
RECORD
1780
00:39:08,016 --> 00:39:11,023
I LOOK FORWARD TO WHEN IT IS A
1781
00:39:11,023 --> 00:39:13,019
HISTORICAL RECORD, BECAUSE THAT
1782
00:39:11,023 --> 00:39:13,019
WILL MEAN WE'RE IN THE FUTURE
1783
00:39:13,019 --> 00:39:16,028
AND NOT THE PRESENT.
1784
00:39:13,019 --> 00:39:16,028
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING
1785
00:39:16,028 --> 00:39:17,027
HERE
1786
00:39:16,028 --> 00:39:17,027
"HOAX" IS AVAILABLE NOW.
1787
00:39:17,027 --> 00:39:40,017
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
1788
00:39:17,027 --> 00:39:40,017
♪
1789
00:39:40,017 --> 00:39:42,019
>> Seth: COME BACK TOMORROW,
1790
00:39:40,017 --> 00:39:42,019
WE'LL HAVE CECILY STRONG, WHO
1791
00:39:42,019 --> 00:39:45,014
WILL TELL US ALL ABOUT THE "SNL"
1792
00:39:42,019 --> 00:39:45,014
PREMIERE THIS WEEKEND.
1793
00:39:45,014 --> 00:39:46,017
THEY'RE REHEARSING RIGHT DOWN
1794
00:39:45,014 --> 00:39:46,017
THE HALL
1795
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:47,026
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET SOME
1796
00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:47,026
DETAILS.
1797
00:39:47,026 --> 00:39:50,015
ALSO, DON'T FORGET TO WATCH THE
1798
00:39:47,026 --> 00:39:50,015
SECOND EPISODE OF "THE
1799
00:39:50,015 --> 00:39:53,007
AMBER RUFFIN SHOW" ON PEACOCK
1800
00:39:50,015 --> 00:39:53,007
THIS FRIDAY.
1801
00:39:53,007 --> 00:39:54,026
THE PREMIERE LAST WEEK WAS
1802
00:39:53,007 --> 00:39:54,026
FANTASTIC.
1803
00:39:54,026 --> 00:39:57,021
AND NOW, THEY ONLY HAVE TO DO
1804
00:39:54,026 --> 00:39:57,021
ONE EVERY WEEK
1805
00:39:57,021 --> 00:40:00,010
ALSO, SET YOUR CALENDARS AND
1806
00:39:57,021 --> 00:40:00,010
DVRs FOR OCTOBER 8th, WHICH IS
1807
00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:02,027
"CLOSER LOOK THURSDAY.
1808
00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:02,027
WE'LL BE LIVE RIGHT HERE NEXT
1809
00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:04,028
THURSDAY ON PRIMETIME.
1810
00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:04,028
I HAVE A FEELING WE'RE GONNA
1811
00:40:04,028 --> 00:40:09,009
FIND SOME THINGS TO TALK ABOUT
1812
00:40:04,028 --> 00:40:09,009
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1813
00:40:09,009 --> 00:40:30,015
♪
1814
00:40:09,009 --> 00:40:30,015
>> Seth: I WANT TO THANK MY
1815
00:40:30,015 --> 00:40:32,004
GUESTS, TAYLOR SCHILLING AND
1816
00:40:30,015 --> 00:40:32,004
BRIAN STELTER.
1817
00:40:32,004 --> 00:40:33,013
I WANT TO THANK JESSICA BURDEAUX
1818
00:40:32,004 --> 00:40:33,013
AND THE 8G BAND.
1819
00:40:33,013 --> 00:40:39,002
STAY TUNED FOR "LILLY SINGH.
1820
00:40:33,013 --> 00:40:39,002
STAY SAFE.
1821
00:40:39,002 --> 00:40:39,014
WASH YOUR HANDS.
1822
00:40:39,014 --> 00:40:42,018
WEAR A MASK.
1823
00:40:39,023 --> 00:40:42,018
WE LOVE YOU.
1824
00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:42,018
♪
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