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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,029 >> Announcer: TONIGHT ON 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:11,029 "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS." 3 00:00:11,029 --> 00:00:16,001 TAYLOR SCHILLING 4 00:00:11,029 --> 00:00:16,001 AUTHOR OF "HOAX," CNN ANCHOR AND 5 00:00:16,001 --> 00:00:22,004 CORRESPONDENT, BRIAN STELTER 6 00:00:16,001 --> 00:00:22,004 AN ALL-NEW, "CLOSER LOOK," 7 00:00:22,004 --> 00:00:25,012 FEATURING THE 8G BAND WITH 8 00:00:22,004 --> 00:00:25,012 JESSICA BURDEAUX 9 00:00:25,012 --> 00:00:29,001 AND NOW, SETH MEYERS 10 00:00:25,012 --> 00:00:29,001 >> Seth: GOOD EVENING, I'M 11 00:00:29,001 --> 00:00:30,017 SETH MEYERS. 12 00:00:29,001 --> 00:00:30,017 THIS IS "LATE NIGHT. 13 00:00:30,017 --> 00:00:32,009 HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING TONIGHT 14 00:00:30,017 --> 00:00:32,009 ALL RIGHT. 15 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:34,012 GOOD 16 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:34,012 GOOD 17 00:00:34,012 --> 00:00:35,006 GOOD 18 00:00:34,012 --> 00:00:35,006 LET'S GET TO THE NEWS. 19 00:00:35,006 --> 00:00:37,014 WELL, LAST NIGHT WAS THE 20 00:00:35,006 --> 00:00:37,014 FIRST -- 21 00:00:37,014 --> 00:00:38,010 >> WRONG 22 00:00:37,014 --> 00:00:38,010 LAST NIGHT WAS - 23 00:00:38,010 --> 00:00:39,008 >> FAKE NEWS 24 00:00:38,010 --> 00:00:39,008 >> Seth: LAST -- 25 00:00:39,008 --> 00:00:39,029 >> EXCUSE ME 26 00:00:39,008 --> 00:00:39,029 EXCUSE ME. 27 00:00:39,029 --> 00:00:42,002 >> Seth: JUST FORGET IT. 28 00:00:39,029 --> 00:00:42,002 THAT'S RIGHT 29 00:00:42,002 --> 00:00:43,005 THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE 30 00:00:42,002 --> 00:00:43,005 WAS HELD LAST NIGHT IN 31 00:00:43,005 --> 00:00:46,016 CLEVELAND, OHIO. 32 00:00:43,005 --> 00:00:46,016 ALTHOUGH, IT WASN'T REALLY A 33 00:00:46,016 --> 00:00:47,022 DEBATE 34 00:00:46,016 --> 00:00:47,022 IT CERTAINLY WASN'T 35 00:00:47,022 --> 00:00:49,027 PRESIDENTIAL 36 00:00:47,022 --> 00:00:49,027 AND IT WASN'T HELD SO MUCH, AS 37 00:00:49,027 --> 00:00:54,008 IT HAPPENED TO US. 38 00:00:49,027 --> 00:00:54,008 I GUESS THE ONLY ACCURATE PART 39 00:00:54,008 --> 00:00:57,010 OF THAT SENTENCE WAS 40 00:00:54,008 --> 00:00:57,010 CLEVELAND, OHIO. 41 00:00:57,010 --> 00:01:01,005 WHILE BEING REPEATEDLY 42 00:00:57,010 --> 00:01:01,005 INTERRUPTED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP 43 00:01:01,005 --> 00:01:02,011 DURING LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE, 44 00:01:01,005 --> 00:01:02,011 FORMER VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN 45 00:01:02,011 --> 00:01:04,003 SAID TO TRUMP, QUOTE, WILL YOU 46 00:01:02,011 --> 00:01:04,003 SHUT UP, MAN 47 00:01:04,003 --> 00:01:05,009 AND IN FAIRNESS, IT WAS THE ONLY 48 00:01:04,003 --> 00:01:05,009 QUESTION TRUMP ACTUALLY 49 00:01:05,009 --> 00:01:09,012 ANSWERED 50 00:01:05,009 --> 00:01:09,012 DURING THE SECTION OF LAST 51 00:01:09,012 --> 00:01:11,017 NIGHT'S DEBATE ON THE ECONOMY, 52 00:01:09,012 --> 00:01:11,017 PRESIDENT TRUMP CRITICIZED 53 00:01:11,017 --> 00:01:14,019 FORMER VICE 54 00:01:11,017 --> 00:01:14,019 PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN'S TRADE 55 00:01:14,019 --> 00:01:17,011 RECORD, AND SAID, QUOTE, CHINA 56 00:01:14,019 --> 00:01:17,011 ATE YOUR LUNCH 57 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:20,026 THOUGH, I'M SURE THAT'S NOT THE 58 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:20,026 FIRST TIME HE'S TRIED THAT 59 00:01:20,026 --> 00:01:24,007 HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY LUNCH? 60 00:01:20,026 --> 00:01:24,007 I LEFT IT IN THE BREAK ROOM. 61 00:01:24,007 --> 00:01:29,008 "AH. 62 00:01:24,007 --> 00:01:29,008 CHINA ATE IT 63 00:01:29,008 --> 00:01:31,026 SAW CHINA SNOOPING AROUND THE 64 00:01:29,008 --> 00:01:31,026 BREAK ROOM, EARLIER. 65 00:01:31,026 --> 00:01:36,001 JANET WILL BACK ME UP. 66 00:01:31,026 --> 00:01:36,001 FORMER VICE PRESIDENT 67 00:01:36,001 --> 00:01:39,006 JOE BIDEN'S CAMPAIGN SAID IT 68 00:01:36,001 --> 00:01:39,006 RAISED A RECORD $3.8 MILLION IN 69 00:01:39,006 --> 00:01:43,021 ONE HOUR DURING LAST NIGHT'S 70 00:01:39,006 --> 00:01:43,021 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE. 71 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:46,026 "SAME," SAID THERAPISTS. 72 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:46,026 GOOGLE SAID TODAY THAT SEARCHES 73 00:01:46,026 --> 00:01:51,027 FOR, QUOTE, HOW TO APPLY FOR 74 00:01:46,026 --> 00:01:51,027 CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP SKYROCKETED 75 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:54,025 AN HOUR INTO LAST NIGHT'S 76 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:54,025 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE. 77 00:01:54,025 --> 00:01:58,020 THOUGH, GOOGLE AND CANADA HAD A 78 00:01:54,025 --> 00:01:58,020 TOTALLY DIFFERENT ONE. 79 00:01:58,020 --> 00:02:00,019 "TIGER KING" STAR CAROLE BASKIN 80 00:01:58,020 --> 00:02:00,019 WAS ELIMINATED FROM "DANCING 81 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:02,021 WITH THE STARS" THIS WEEK. 82 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:02,021 IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "TIGER 83 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:04,020 KING," IT'S A DOCU-SERIES THAT 84 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:04,020 PREMIERED ON NETFLIX THREE 85 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:08,028 LIFETIMES AGO. 86 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:08,028 TODAY WAS INTERNATIONAL PODCAST 87 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,017 DAY. 88 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,017 TO CELEBRATE, INVITE SOMEONE 89 00:02:10,017 --> 00:02:14,013 OVER, AND THEN TALK ABOUT YOUR 90 00:02:10,017 --> 00:02:14,013 DAY FOR 20 MINUTES BEFORE 91 00:02:14,013 --> 00:02:17,019 ACKNOWLEDGING THEIR EXISTENCE. 92 00:02:14,013 --> 00:02:17,019 "THANK GOD," SAID SOMEONE IN 93 00:02:17,019 --> 00:02:20,010 LINE AT THE DMV. 94 00:02:17,019 --> 00:02:20,010 ACCORDING TO NEW RESEARCH, 95 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:23,002 PHYSICISTS BELIEVE THAT TIME 96 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:23,002 TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE 97 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:26,003 OH 98 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:26,003 THAT'S WHY 99 00:02:26,003 --> 00:02:32,013 WOW. 100 00:02:26,003 --> 00:02:32,013 HUH. 101 00:02:32,013 --> 00:02:36,011 HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF, 102 00:02:32,013 --> 00:02:36,011 SCOLLINS 103 00:02:36,011 --> 00:02:37,021 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE TRYING 104 00:02:36,011 --> 00:02:37,021 TO IMPRESS WITH THAT ONE, 105 00:02:37,021 --> 00:02:40,006 SCOLLINS 106 00:02:37,021 --> 00:02:40,006 AND FINALLY, TODAY WAS NATIONAL 107 00:02:40,006 --> 00:02:42,018 ASK-A-STUPID-QUESTION DAY. 108 00:02:40,006 --> 00:02:42,018 GLAD YOU CELEBRATED, 109 00:02:42,018 --> 00:02:45,007 CHRIS WALLACE. 110 00:02:42,018 --> 00:02:45,007 AND THAT, YOU GUYS, THAT WAS A 111 00:02:45,007 --> 00:02:48,013 MONOLOGUE. 112 00:02:45,007 --> 00:02:48,013 WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 113 00:02:48,013 --> 00:02:49,021 TONIGHT. 114 00:02:48,013 --> 00:02:49,021 YOU KNOW HER FROM "ORANGE IS THE 115 00:02:49,021 --> 00:02:52,011 NEW BLACK. 116 00:02:49,021 --> 00:02:52,011 AND SHE'S GOT A NEW SHOW CALLED 117 00:02:52,011 --> 00:02:56,022 "MONSTERLAND" COMING TO HULU 118 00:02:52,011 --> 00:02:56,022 TAYLOR SCHILLING WILL BE HERE. 119 00:02:56,022 --> 00:03:01,006 SHE IS ONE OF OUR FAVORITES. 120 00:02:56,022 --> 00:03:01,006 SO EXCITED TO SEE HER. 121 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:03,021 HE IS A CNN ANCHOR AND THE 122 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:03,021 AUTHOR OF THE BEST-SELLING, NEW 123 00:03:03,021 --> 00:03:05,014 BOOK "HOAX: DONALD TRUMP, FOX 124 00:03:03,021 --> 00:03:05,014 NEWS AND THE DANGEROUS 125 00:03:05,014 --> 00:03:08,025 DISTORTION OF TRUTH. 126 00:03:05,014 --> 00:03:08,025 BRIAN STELTER WILL JOIN US 127 00:03:08,025 --> 00:03:14,022 BUT BEFORE -- YOU GUYS, BEFORE 128 00:03:08,025 --> 00:03:14,022 WE GET TO ALL THAT, WELL, LAST 129 00:03:14,022 --> 00:03:16,002 NIGHT, WE ALL WATCHED A PETULANT 130 00:03:14,022 --> 00:03:16,002 PSYCHO DEBASE HIMSELF AND THE 131 00:03:16,002 --> 00:03:19,007 NATION ON LIVE TV. 132 00:03:16,002 --> 00:03:19,007 AND NOW, HIS DERANGED SYCOPHANTS 133 00:03:19,007 --> 00:03:20,001 ARE MAKING ALL KINDS OF EXCUSES 134 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:23,008 FOR HIS PERFORMANCE. 135 00:03:21,023 --> 00:03:23,008 FOR MORE ON THIS, IT'S TIME FOR 136 00:03:22,012 --> 00:03:23,008 "A CLOSER LOOK." 137 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:31,028 >> Seth: SO WHERE TO BEGIN WITH 138 00:03:28,009 --> 00:03:31,028 THAT DEBATE LAST NIGHT 139 00:03:31,028 --> 00:03:34,000 ACTUALLY, DEBATE IS NOT THE 140 00:03:31,028 --> 00:03:34,000 RIGHT WORD 141 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,005 IT WAS MORE LIKE A COLLECTIVE 142 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,005 BRAIN HEMORRHAGE 143 00:03:36,005 --> 00:03:38,014 IT WAS LIKE WATCHING DEMOCRACY 144 00:03:36,005 --> 00:03:38,014 GET A LOBOTOMY 145 00:03:38,014 --> 00:03:40,020 OR AS CNN PUT IT 146 00:03:38,014 --> 00:03:40,020 >> THIS WAS THE MOST CHAOTIC 147 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:44,011 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE I'VE EVER 148 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:44,011 SEEN AND I SUSPECT MOST OF YOU, 149 00:03:44,011 --> 00:03:46,017 IF NOT ALL OF YOU, HAVE EVER 150 00:03:44,011 --> 00:03:46,017 SEEN 151 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:50,015 >> THAT WAS A HOT MESS, INSIDE A 152 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:50,015 DUMPSTER FIRE, INSIDE A TRAIN 153 00:03:50,015 --> 00:03:54,007 WRECK. 154 00:03:50,015 --> 00:03:54,007 THAT WAS THE WORST DEBATE I HAVE 155 00:03:54,007 --> 00:03:56,026 EVER SEEN. 156 00:03:54,007 --> 00:03:56,026 IN FACT, IT WASN'T EVEN A 157 00:03:56,026 --> 00:04:00,023 DEBATE 158 00:03:56,026 --> 00:04:00,023 IT WAS A DISGRACE. 159 00:04:00,023 --> 00:04:03,007 >> THAT WAS A [ BLEEP ] SHOW 160 00:04:00,023 --> 00:04:03,007 AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE ON CABLE. 161 00:04:03,007 --> 00:04:05,001 WE CAN SAY THAT. 162 00:04:03,007 --> 00:04:05,001 APOLOGIES FOR BEING, MAYBE, A 163 00:04:05,001 --> 00:04:08,012 LITTLE BIT CRUDE 164 00:04:05,001 --> 00:04:08,012 >> Seth: YOU GUYS ARE BEING WAY 165 00:04:08,012 --> 00:04:10,018 TOO CHARITABLE 166 00:04:08,012 --> 00:04:10,018 WATCHING THAT DEBATE WAS LIKE 167 00:04:10,018 --> 00:04:12,021 HOT BOXING A PORTA-POTTY WITH 168 00:04:10,018 --> 00:04:12,021 CRYSTAL METH, IN PHOENIX, IN 169 00:04:12,021 --> 00:04:16,009 JULY 170 00:04:12,021 --> 00:04:16,009 IT WAS LIKE BEING HIT ON THE 171 00:04:16,009 --> 00:04:19,017 HEAD WITH A LEAD PIPE IN A ROOM 172 00:04:16,009 --> 00:04:19,017 FILLED WITH NITROUS OXIDE. 173 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:23,008 IT WAS LIKE WATCHING A 174 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:23,008 TWO-PERSON PERFORMANCE OF "12 175 00:04:23,008 --> 00:04:25,017 ANGRY MEN" WHERE ONE ACTOR 176 00:04:23,008 --> 00:04:25,017 PLAYED ONE PART. 177 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:28,010 AND ONE WAS MAD ENOUGH FOR THE 178 00:04:25,017 --> 00:04:28,010 OTHER 11 179 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:29,029 ALSO, DANA, I DON'T THINK YOU 180 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:29,029 HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING CRUDE. 181 00:04:29,029 --> 00:04:34,004 NOTHING YOU COULD SAY OR DO 182 00:04:29,029 --> 00:04:34,004 COULD TOP THAT DEBATE. 183 00:04:34,004 --> 00:04:37,009 WOLF BLITZER COULD'VE SHOWN UP 184 00:04:34,004 --> 00:04:37,009 IN FULL BDSM GEAR SCREAMING THE 185 00:04:37,009 --> 00:04:39,011 LYRICS TO "WAP" AND IT STILL 186 00:04:37,009 --> 00:04:39,011 WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE CRUDEST 187 00:04:39,011 --> 00:04:41,023 THING THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT 188 00:04:39,011 --> 00:04:41,023 IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST FUN 189 00:04:41,023 --> 00:04:44,012 THING. 190 00:04:41,023 --> 00:04:44,012 YOU KNOW, WE GOT A COUPLE MORE 191 00:04:44,012 --> 00:04:47,000 DEBATES LEFT, WOLF 192 00:04:44,012 --> 00:04:47,000 IT WAS, TO STATE THE OBVIOUS, 193 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,003 ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING 194 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,003 DEBACLES IN AMERICAN HISTORY, 195 00:04:49,003 --> 00:04:51,018 AND I AM INCLUDING 196 00:04:49,003 --> 00:04:51,018 KEVIN FEDERLINE'S PERFORMANCE AT 197 00:04:51,018 --> 00:04:54,013 THE 2006 TEEN CHOICE AWARDS. 198 00:04:51,018 --> 00:04:54,013 OKAY, FED, WE OWE YOU AN 199 00:04:54,013 --> 00:04:56,012 APOLOGY. 200 00:04:54,013 --> 00:04:56,012 BUT THAT "POPOZAO" WAS THE 201 00:04:56,012 --> 00:04:58,004 LOWEST POINT IN AMERICAN 202 00:04:56,012 --> 00:04:58,004 HISTORY. 203 00:04:58,004 --> 00:04:59,010 BUT THAT WAS BEFORE THE 204 00:04:58,004 --> 00:04:59,010 PRESIDENT TOOK A POPOZAO ON THE 205 00:04:59,010 --> 00:05:02,026 DEBATE STAGE 206 00:04:59,010 --> 00:05:02,026 AND THE DEBATE, SOMEHOW, MANAGED 207 00:05:02,026 --> 00:05:05,008 TO TOP THE EMBARRASSING RUN-UP 208 00:05:02,026 --> 00:05:05,008 IN THE DAYS PRIOR, DURING WHICH 209 00:05:05,008 --> 00:05:09,006 THE RIGHT-WING FEVER SWAMP 210 00:05:05,008 --> 00:05:09,006 BELCHED UP A BUNCH OF INSANE, 211 00:05:09,006 --> 00:05:11,009 CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT 212 00:05:09,006 --> 00:05:11,009 JOE BIDEN. 213 00:05:11,009 --> 00:05:14,004 ALL OF WHICH, FOUND AIRTIME ON 214 00:05:11,009 --> 00:05:14,004 FOX NEWS FROM THEIR MORNING 215 00:05:14,004 --> 00:05:17,019 SHOWS, TO THEIR SUPPOSED 216 00:05:14,004 --> 00:05:17,019 STRAIGHT NEWS ANCHORS. 217 00:05:17,019 --> 00:05:20,014 FOX SPENT THE ENTIRETY OF 218 00:05:17,019 --> 00:05:20,014 YESTERDAY AIRING ONE DERANGED 219 00:05:20,014 --> 00:05:23,012 CLAIM ABOUT BIDEN'S COGNITIVE 220 00:05:20,014 --> 00:05:23,012 STATE AFTER ANOTHER. 221 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:26,020 >> THE TRUMP TEAM ASKED TO 222 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:26,020 INSPECT THE EARS OF EACH DEBATER 223 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:29,006 FOR ELECTRONIC DEVICES OR 224 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:29,006 TRANSMITTERS 225 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:31,002 THE BIDEN TEAM HAS NOT CONSENTED 226 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:31,002 TO THAT. 227 00:05:31,002 --> 00:05:35,010 >> AS FAR AS THE LISTENING 228 00:05:31,002 --> 00:05:35,010 DEVICES AND THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN'S 229 00:05:35,010 --> 00:05:37,026 RESPONSE TO THAT, I THINK THAT'S 230 00:05:35,010 --> 00:05:37,026 INTERESTING. 231 00:05:37,026 --> 00:05:39,025 AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO 232 00:05:37,026 --> 00:05:39,025 FOLLOW THAT THROUGH THE DAY. 233 00:05:39,025 --> 00:05:42,020 >> IT'S A RISK TO RUN A 234 00:05:39,025 --> 00:05:42,020 CANDIDATE WHO MAY BE SENILE. 235 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:44,015 THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN IS CONVINCED 236 00:05:42,020 --> 00:05:44,015 THAT BIDEN'S STAFF WILL TRY TO 237 00:05:44,015 --> 00:05:47,027 FEED HIM LINES THROUGH AN 238 00:05:44,015 --> 00:05:47,027 EARPIECE 239 00:05:47,027 --> 00:05:51,002 >> ELDERLY PEOPLE EXPERIENCING 240 00:05:47,027 --> 00:05:51,002 MEMORY LOSS AND THE OTHER 241 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:53,021 PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH AGE CAN 242 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:53,021 HAVE, YOU KNOW, GO FOR PERIODS 243 00:05:53,021 --> 00:05:57,022 OF HOURS AT A TIME AND BE JUST 244 00:05:53,021 --> 00:05:57,022 FINE 245 00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:59,001 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY DOUBT 246 00:05:57,022 --> 00:05:59,001 BIDEN'S SENILE BUT IT DOESN'T 247 00:05:59,001 --> 00:06:00,020 MEAN IT'S GOING TO SHOW UP 248 00:05:59,001 --> 00:06:00,020 TONIGHT. 249 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,019 >> LOOK. 250 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,019 THE MAN HAS DEMENTIA 251 00:06:02,019 --> 00:06:05,005 THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. 252 00:06:02,019 --> 00:06:05,005 I'VE TALKED TO DOCTORS 253 00:06:05,005 --> 00:06:07,008 I'VE HAD THEM LOOK AT A 254 00:06:05,005 --> 00:06:07,008 HUNDRED -- A HUNDRED DIFFERENT 255 00:06:07,008 --> 00:06:10,006 TAPES OF HIS, FIVE YEARS AGO AND 256 00:06:07,008 --> 00:06:10,006 TODAY. 257 00:06:10,006 --> 00:06:11,029 >> THE BIDEN PEOPLE SAY HE'S 258 00:06:10,006 --> 00:06:11,029 FINE 259 00:06:11,029 --> 00:06:15,017 >> HE CAN'T RECITE THE PLEDGE OF 260 00:06:11,029 --> 00:06:15,017 ALLEGIANCE, AND HE'S FINE? 261 00:06:15,017 --> 00:06:20,011 HE ACTUALLY DISPLAYS SYMPTOMS 262 00:06:15,017 --> 00:06:20,011 THAT TWO GERONTOLOGISTS TOLD ME 263 00:06:20,011 --> 00:06:23,019 ARE CLASSIC SYMPTOMS OF 264 00:06:20,011 --> 00:06:23,019 MIDDLE-LEVEL DEMENTIA. 265 00:06:23,019 --> 00:06:25,015 I THINK THE PRESIDENT IS QUITE 266 00:06:23,019 --> 00:06:25,015 RIGHT TO SAY MAYBE HE'S TAKING 267 00:06:25,015 --> 00:06:27,007 ADDERALL OR SOME KIND OF 268 00:06:25,015 --> 00:06:27,007 ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER 269 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:31,018 THING. 270 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:31,018 AND THAT'S NOT JUST MY OPINION 271 00:06:31,018 --> 00:06:32,021 IT'S THE OPINION OF A NUMBER OF 272 00:06:31,018 --> 00:06:32,021 DOCTORS I'VE ACTUALLY 273 00:06:32,021 --> 00:06:36,008 INTERVIEWED. 274 00:06:32,021 --> 00:06:36,008 >> Seth: WERE THEY INTERVIEWS? 275 00:06:36,008 --> 00:06:38,018 OR WERE THEY EXAMS 276 00:06:36,008 --> 00:06:38,018 LIKE, DURING THESE INTERVIEWS, 277 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:42,007 RUDY, WERE YOU WEARING A GOWN 278 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:42,007 THAT TIED IN THE BACK? 279 00:06:42,007 --> 00:06:43,000 "THESE INTERVIEWS WERE SO 280 00:06:42,007 --> 00:06:43,000 SECRET 281 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,007 THEY DIDN'T WANT ME TO TAKE 282 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,007 NOTES, SO THEY TIED MY HANDS 283 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:46,018 TOGETHER." 284 00:06:44,007 --> 00:06:46,018 BUT SURE, "FOX AND FRIENDS," 285 00:06:46,018 --> 00:06:49,000 TAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM A GUY 286 00:06:46,018 --> 00:06:49,000 WHO ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE HAS 287 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,006 ELECTRODES ATTACHED TO HIS 288 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,006 TESTICLES, MAKES THIS NOISE. 289 00:06:51,006 --> 00:06:55,005 WHAAAA 290 00:06:51,006 --> 00:06:55,005 ALSO, "FOX AND FRIENDS," WHAT 291 00:06:55,005 --> 00:06:56,026 ARE YOU GUYS DOING 292 00:06:55,005 --> 00:06:56,026 A LUNATIC RANTS AND RAVES ABOUT 293 00:06:56,026 --> 00:06:59,012 GOD KNOWS WHAT, AND YOU JUST SIT 294 00:06:56,026 --> 00:06:59,012 THERE LIKE TOURISTS WATCHING A 295 00:06:59,012 --> 00:07:04,002 GUY TAKE A DUMP ON THE F-TRAIN 296 00:06:59,012 --> 00:07:04,002 "MAYBE, THIS IS PERFORMANCE ART? 297 00:07:04,002 --> 00:07:06,011 HONEY, JUST GIVE ME A DOLLAR 298 00:07:04,002 --> 00:07:06,011 I'M GOING TO TIP HIM." 299 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:09,013 ALSO, I LOVE THIS NEW ARGUMENT 300 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:09,013 FOX HAS, COURTESY OF BRIT HUME, 301 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:12,018 THAT BIDEN IS ACTUALLY SECRETLY 302 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:12,018 SENILE 303 00:07:12,018 --> 00:07:13,024 SEEMS TO ME THAT IF YOU HAVE IT 304 00:07:12,018 --> 00:07:13,024 TOGETHER ENOUGH TO HIDE THAT 305 00:07:13,024 --> 00:07:15,014 YOU'RE SENILE, YOU MIGHT NOT BE 306 00:07:13,024 --> 00:07:15,014 SENILE 307 00:07:15,014 --> 00:07:17,003 PRETTY SURE IF YOU WERE 308 00:07:15,014 --> 00:07:17,003 SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA, IT 309 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:19,029 WOULD SHOW UP AT THE DEBATE. 310 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:19,029 IN FACT, I'M PRETTY SURE IT DID. 311 00:07:19,029 --> 00:07:23,003 SERIOUSLY. 312 00:07:19,029 --> 00:07:23,003 EVERYONE WHO WATCHED THAT DEBATE 313 00:07:23,003 --> 00:07:24,019 HAD FLASHBACKS TO ARGUING WITH A 314 00:07:23,003 --> 00:07:24,019 DRUNK FRIEND TO HAND OVER HIS 315 00:07:24,019 --> 00:07:27,011 CAR KEYS 316 00:07:24,019 --> 00:07:27,011 "I'M NOT DRUNK." 317 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:28,011 THEN, TELL ME HOW MANY FINGERS 318 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:28,011 I'M HOLDING UP 319 00:07:28,011 --> 00:07:33,021 "HUNTER BIDEN. 320 00:07:28,011 --> 00:07:33,021 BURISMA. 321 00:07:33,021 --> 00:07:36,020 SO THEY TRIED ARGUING THAT BIDEN 322 00:07:33,021 --> 00:07:36,020 WAS IN COGNITIVE DECLINE 323 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:38,029 BUT THEN, IT BECAME OBVIOUS HE 324 00:07:36,020 --> 00:07:38,029 WASN'T 325 00:07:38,029 --> 00:07:40,006 SO THEY HAD TO CHANGE TACT TO 326 00:07:38,029 --> 00:07:40,006 SUGGESTING THAT MAYBE HE'S ON 327 00:07:40,006 --> 00:07:42,020 DRUGS. 328 00:07:40,006 --> 00:07:42,020 IF ANYONE'S ON DRUGS, IT'S YOU 329 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:45,012 GUYS 330 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:45,012 IF YOU TUNE INTO FOX NEWS AT ANY 331 00:07:45,012 --> 00:07:47,018 GIVEN MOMENT, THEY SOUND LIKE 332 00:07:45,012 --> 00:07:47,018 THEY JUST GOT DONE DOING BLOW IN 333 00:07:47,018 --> 00:07:50,010 THE BATHROOM AT CBGB 334 00:07:47,018 --> 00:07:50,010 THEY SOUND LIKE COKED UP 335 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:52,006 SCREENWRITERS PITCHING IDEAS 336 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:52,006 "ALL RIGHT 337 00:07:52,006 --> 00:07:54,011 SO LIKE, WHAT IF HE HAS LIKE, I 338 00:07:52,006 --> 00:07:54,011 DON'T KNOW, A SECRET EARPIECE. 339 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:55,017 RIGHT? 340 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:55,017 HE GETS QUESTIONS IN ADVANCE, 341 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,013 BUT HE'S SENILE. 342 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,013 YOU CAN'T TELL, BECAUSE HE GOT A 343 00:07:57,013 --> 00:07:59,006 SHOT OF ADRENALINE IN HIS HEART 344 00:07:57,013 --> 00:07:59,006 JUST LIKE "PULP FICTION. 345 00:07:59,006 --> 00:08:01,021 WOO! 346 00:07:59,006 --> 00:08:01,021 EVEN FOX'S SUPPOSED STRAIGHT 347 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:05,019 NEWS ANCHORS, WHO JUST CASUALLY 348 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:05,019 ENTERTAINING INSANE CONSPIRACY 349 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:08,008 THEORIES, LIKE BIDEN WEARING AN 350 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:08,008 EARPIECE AT THE DEBATE 351 00:08:08,008 --> 00:08:10,029 YOU'D KNOW IF BIDEN WAS WEARING 352 00:08:08,008 --> 00:08:10,029 AN EARPIECE, BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T 353 00:08:10,029 --> 00:08:13,018 HAVE THE LATEST MODEL. 354 00:08:10,029 --> 00:08:13,018 HE'D HAVE THE BIG, OLD CLUNKY 355 00:08:13,018 --> 00:08:17,003 ONE, WITH THE CURLY WIRE GOING 356 00:08:13,018 --> 00:08:17,003 DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SHIRT 357 00:08:17,003 --> 00:08:19,012 AND DURING THAT DEBATE, HE WOULD 358 00:08:17,003 --> 00:08:19,012 HAVE CALLED FOR BACKUP LIKE AN 359 00:08:19,012 --> 00:08:21,012 UNDERCOVER COP AT A DRUG BUST 360 00:08:19,012 --> 00:08:21,012 GONE BAD 361 00:08:21,012 --> 00:08:23,007 "OH, MAN 362 00:08:21,012 --> 00:08:23,007 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU FELLAS 363 00:08:23,007 --> 00:08:24,020 WOULD HAVE SO MANY GUNS. 364 00:08:23,007 --> 00:08:24,020 YOU GOT TO GET ME OUT OF HERE. 365 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:27,009 SASSAFRAS. 366 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:27,009 SASSAFRAS. 367 00:08:27,009 --> 00:08:29,019 BUT SURE 368 00:08:27,009 --> 00:08:29,019 LET'S ENTERTAIN THE IDEA THAT 369 00:08:29,019 --> 00:08:32,018 ONE OF THE CANDIDATES WAS ON 370 00:08:30,007 --> 00:08:32,018 ADDERALL 371 00:08:31,029 --> 00:08:32,018 I WONDER WHO IT WAS. 372 00:08:34,025 --> 00:08:36,001 >> THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID AND 373 00:08:34,025 --> 00:08:36,001 IT'S NOT WHAT YOUR PARTY HAS 374 00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:37,013 SAID 375 00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:37,013 >> WE HAVE TO BE - 376 00:08:37,013 --> 00:08:39,019 >> THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY ARE 377 00:08:37,013 --> 00:08:39,019 TALKING ABOUT, CHRIS 378 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,007 >> WE HAVE THE HIGHEST TRADE 379 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:42,007 DEFICIT WITH MEXICO. 380 00:08:42,007 --> 00:08:44,000 >> CHINA ATE YOUR LUNCH, JOE 381 00:08:42,007 --> 00:08:44,000 >> ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN -- 382 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,028 >> CHINA ATE YOUR LUNCH, JOE 383 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,028 >> YOU SAID MAYBE YOU SHOULD 384 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:49,027 DROP A NUCLEAR WEAPON ON THEM. 385 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:49,027 >> I NEVER SAID THAT 386 00:08:49,027 --> 00:08:51,029 >> ANTIFA'S AN IDEA, NOT AN 387 00:08:49,027 --> 00:08:51,029 ORGANIZATION 388 00:08:51,029 --> 00:08:53,015 >> YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME 389 00:08:51,029 --> 00:08:53,015 >> NOT MILITIA 390 00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,019 IF HE'D JUST STAY OUT OF THE 391 00:08:53,015 --> 00:08:54,019 WAY. 392 00:08:54,019 --> 00:08:56,014 >> OH, REALLY? 393 00:08:54,019 --> 00:08:56,014 OH, REALLY 394 00:08:56,014 --> 00:08:59,026 >> THIS GUY. 395 00:08:56,014 --> 00:08:59,026 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 396 00:08:59,026 --> 00:09:01,002 >> HE'S JUST AFRAID OF COUNTING 397 00:08:59,026 --> 00:09:01,002 THE VOTES, BECAUSE OF THE 398 00:09:01,002 --> 00:09:03,020 OUTCOME. 399 00:09:01,002 --> 00:09:03,020 >> YOU'RE WRONG. 400 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,027 >> I WANT TO CONTINUE WITH YOU 401 00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,027 ON THIS. 402 00:09:04,027 --> 00:09:07,022 VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN 403 00:09:04,027 --> 00:09:07,022 >> CHRIS, HE'S SO WRONG WHEN HE 404 00:09:07,022 --> 00:09:09,024 MAKES THE STATEMENT LIKE THAT. 405 00:09:07,022 --> 00:09:09,024 >> Seth: OH, MAN, DID SOMEONE 406 00:09:09,024 --> 00:09:11,029 SWITCH OUT HIS CAN FOR DIET 407 00:09:09,024 --> 00:09:11,029 CRANK? 408 00:09:11,029 --> 00:09:14,002 ALL THE CRANK, NONE OF THE 409 00:09:11,029 --> 00:09:14,002 CALORIES 410 00:09:14,002 --> 00:09:16,001 I'VE NEVER SEEN THE ACTUAL 411 00:09:14,002 --> 00:09:16,001 REDNESS OF HIS FACE OVERTAKE HIS 412 00:09:16,001 --> 00:09:18,006 BRONZER LIKE THAT. 413 00:09:16,001 --> 00:09:18,006 TRUMP HAD SO MUCH CRAZY COKE 414 00:09:18,006 --> 00:09:19,019 ENERGY THAT THE MODERATOR, 415 00:09:19,019 --> 00:09:23,000 CHRIS WALLACE, LITERALLY HAD TO 416 00:09:20,025 --> 00:09:23,000 YELL "NO" AT HIM TO BEG HIM TO 417 00:09:22,011 --> 00:09:23,000 STOP INTERRUPTING. 418 00:09:23,023 --> 00:09:26,018 >> YOU DO WANT ME TO BAN EUROPE. 419 00:09:23,023 --> 00:09:26,018 YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH LATER, 420 00:09:26,018 --> 00:09:27,025 JOE. 421 00:09:26,018 --> 00:09:27,025 >> MR. PRESIDENT 422 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:30,024 MR. PRESIDENT. 423 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:30,024 SIR. 424 00:09:30,024 --> 00:09:33,009 >> CHRIS, THAT WS THE WORST PART 425 00:09:30,024 --> 00:09:33,009 OF OBAMA 426 00:09:33,009 --> 00:09:34,012 >> LET ME ASK MY QUESTION. 427 00:09:33,009 --> 00:09:34,012 >> WELL, I'LL ASK JOE. 428 00:09:34,012 --> 00:09:36,004 >> NO. 429 00:09:34,012 --> 00:09:36,004 NO 430 00:09:36,004 --> 00:09:37,004 HEY. 431 00:09:36,004 --> 00:09:37,004 MR. PRESIDENT. 432 00:09:37,004 --> 00:09:39,029 MR. PRESIDENT, PLEASE, STOP. 433 00:09:37,004 --> 00:09:39,029 GO AHEAD 434 00:09:39,029 --> 00:09:41,012 NO, NO, NO 435 00:09:39,029 --> 00:09:41,012 MR. PRESIDENT. 436 00:09:41,012 --> 00:09:42,011 >> THREE AND A HALF MILLION, 437 00:09:41,012 --> 00:09:42,011 JOE. 438 00:09:42,011 --> 00:09:44,007 [ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER 439 00:09:42,011 --> 00:09:44,007 >> NO. 440 00:09:44,007 --> 00:09:45,006 NO 441 00:09:44,007 --> 00:09:45,006 NO 442 00:09:45,006 --> 00:09:45,029 STOP 443 00:09:45,006 --> 00:09:45,029 WAIT A MINUTE. 444 00:09:45,029 --> 00:09:46,026 MR. PRESIDENT. 445 00:09:45,029 --> 00:09:46,026 NO 446 00:09:46,026 --> 00:09:47,028 MR. PRESIDENT. 447 00:09:46,026 --> 00:09:47,028 >> GO AHEAD. 448 00:09:47,028 --> 00:09:50,001 CAN I BE HONEST? 449 00:09:47,028 --> 00:09:50,001 IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION 450 00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:51,016 >> TRY TO BE HONEST. 451 00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:51,016 IT'S A GOOD THING. 452 00:09:51,016 --> 00:09:52,016 >> HE STOOD UP 453 00:09:51,016 --> 00:09:52,016 HE STOOD UP, AND HE 454 00:09:52,016 --> 00:09:53,014 THREATENED - 455 00:09:52,016 --> 00:09:53,014 >> THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION IS 456 00:09:53,014 --> 00:09:55,018 NO 457 00:09:53,014 --> 00:09:55,018 >> Seth: THE MODERATOR OF A 458 00:09:55,018 --> 00:09:57,010 NATIONALLY TELEVISED DEBATE HAD 459 00:09:55,018 --> 00:09:57,010 TO TREAT THE PRESIDENT LIKE A 460 00:09:57,010 --> 00:10:00,015 RABID DOG HUMPING HIS LEG. 461 00:09:57,010 --> 00:10:00,015 NO, NO, NO, NO 462 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:02,002 NO, NO, NO 463 00:10:00,015 --> 00:10:02,002 BAD! 464 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,024 BAD PRESIDENT! 465 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,024 MEANWHILE, BIDEN WAS JUST 466 00:10:04,024 --> 00:10:06,005 STANDING THERE LOOKING OVER AT 467 00:10:04,024 --> 00:10:06,005 THE CAMERA LIKE A GRANDPA IN A 468 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:08,028 SITCOM 469 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:08,028 "I CAN'T BELIEVE MY DAUGHTER 470 00:10:08,028 --> 00:10:12,003 MARRIED THIS DOPE. 471 00:10:08,028 --> 00:10:12,003 BUT THE DERANGED PETULANCE ON 472 00:10:12,003 --> 00:10:14,025 DISPLAY FROM TRUMP LAST NIGHT, 473 00:10:12,003 --> 00:10:14,025 IT'S NOT UNIQUE AND IT'S NOT AN 474 00:10:14,025 --> 00:10:17,020 ABERRATION WITHIN THE GOP OF THE 475 00:10:14,025 --> 00:10:17,020 CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT. 476 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:20,019 UNLESS YOU LET THEM SCREAM, 477 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:20,019 UNINTERRUPTED, FOR 90 MINUTES 478 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,015 STRAIGHT, THEY THINK YOU'RE OUT 479 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,015 TO GET THEM. 480 00:10:22,015 --> 00:10:23,024 EVEN IF YOU WORK FOR THE SAME 481 00:10:22,015 --> 00:10:23,024 NETWORK. 482 00:10:23,024 --> 00:10:26,019 DURING THE DEBATE, FOX HOST 483 00:10:23,024 --> 00:10:26,019 LAURA INGRAHAM TWEETED TRUMP IS 484 00:10:26,019 --> 00:10:28,005 DEBATING THE MODERATOR AND 485 00:10:26,019 --> 00:10:28,005 BIDEN. 486 00:10:28,005 --> 00:10:30,020 I LOVE HOW SHE CALLS 487 00:10:28,005 --> 00:10:30,020 CHRIS WALLACE THE MODERATOR, 488 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,000 LIKE SHE DOESN'T KNOW HIM. 489 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,000 YOU GUYS ARE CO-WORKERS. 490 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,013 YOU GET THE SAME FOX NEWS 491 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,013 SWEATSHIRTS EVERY CHRISTMAS, AND 492 00:10:34,013 --> 00:10:37,005 YOUR PAYCHECKS ARE SIGNED BY THE 493 00:10:34,013 --> 00:10:37,005 SAME GUY 494 00:10:37,005 --> 00:10:38,027 THESE PEOPLE ARE SUCH PATHETIC 495 00:10:37,005 --> 00:10:38,027 SYCOPHANTS 496 00:10:38,027 --> 00:10:40,026 CAN YOU IMAGINE IF INGRAHAM 497 00:10:38,027 --> 00:10:40,026 MODERATED A DEBATE 498 00:10:40,026 --> 00:10:42,012 "MR. PRESIDENT, THE FIRST 499 00:10:40,026 --> 00:10:42,012 QUESTION IS TO YOU 500 00:10:42,012 --> 00:10:45,000 HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT GOLF? 501 00:10:42,012 --> 00:10:45,000 AND IS IT HARD BEING AS STRONG 502 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,028 AND HANDSOME AS YOU ARE? 503 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,028 YOU HAVE 90 MINUTES TO RESPOND 504 00:10:48,028 --> 00:10:53,003 AND, MR. BIDEN, YOU CAN GO." 505 00:10:48,028 --> 00:10:53,003 NOT LIKE WALLACE DIDN'T HAVE 506 00:10:53,003 --> 00:10:55,025 MOMENTS OF OBSEQUIOUSNESS. 507 00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:59,002 TWICE, HE TEED UP QUESTIONS BY 508 00:10:56,014 --> 00:10:59,002 PROMISING THE PRESIDENT THEY 509 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:59,002 WOULD MAKE HIM HAPPY 510 00:10:59,019 --> 00:11:01,019 >> SIR 511 00:10:59,019 --> 00:11:01,019 YOU'LL BE HAPPY I'M ABOUT TO 512 00:11:01,019 --> 00:11:04,027 PICK UP ON ONE OF YOUR POINTS TO 513 00:11:01,019 --> 00:11:04,027 ASK THE VICE PRESIDENT, WHICH 514 00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:07,020 IS, HE POINTS OUT THAT YOU WOULD 515 00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:07,020 LIKE TO ADD A PUBLIC OPTION TO 516 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:11,011 OBAMACARE. 517 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:11,011 MR. PRESIDENT, YOU'RE GOING TO 518 00:11:11,011 --> 00:11:12,020 BE VERY HAPPY, BECAUSE WE ARE 519 00:11:11,011 --> 00:11:12,020 NOW GOING TO TALK ABOUT LAW AND 520 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:14,026 ORDER. 521 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:14,026 >> Seth: FIRST OF ALL, IT'S NOT 522 00:11:14,026 --> 00:11:16,012 YOUR JOB TO MAKE HIM HAPPY 523 00:11:14,026 --> 00:11:16,012 SECOND OF ALL, YOU ARE WASTING 524 00:11:16,012 --> 00:11:18,017 YOUR TIME, BECAUSE HE'S NEVER 525 00:11:16,012 --> 00:11:18,017 GOING TO BE HAPPY. 526 00:11:18,017 --> 00:11:20,010 IF HE WAS A CHILDREN'S BOOK 527 00:11:18,017 --> 00:11:20,010 CHARACTER, HE WOULD BE AN OGRE 528 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:22,029 WHO EATS THE HAPPINESS OF 529 00:11:20,010 --> 00:11:22,029 CHILDREN AND NEVER GETS FULL 530 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:25,007 AND THEN, A TALKING BUTTERFLY 531 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:25,007 WOULD TELL HIM, YOU'LL NEVER 532 00:11:25,007 --> 00:11:26,015 TASTE HAPPINESS UNTIL YOU FACE 533 00:11:25,007 --> 00:11:26,015 YOUR ANGER, AND THEN HE'D EAT 534 00:11:26,015 --> 00:11:28,019 THE BUTTERFLY. 535 00:11:26,015 --> 00:11:28,019 AND, THIRD OF ALL, IT'S NOT A 536 00:11:28,019 --> 00:11:31,004 MODERATOR'S JOB TO BE A HOSTAGE 537 00:11:28,019 --> 00:11:31,004 NEGOTIATOR, TRYING TO GET THE 538 00:11:31,004 --> 00:11:33,023 PRESIDENT TO CALM DOWN DURING A 539 00:11:31,004 --> 00:11:33,023 DEBATE 540 00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:35,015 "I KNOW YOU ARE UPSET ABOUT 541 00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:35,015 PROTESTORS, SO WE'RE GOING TO 542 00:11:35,015 --> 00:11:39,019 SEND IN SOME SANDWICHES. 543 00:11:35,015 --> 00:11:39,019 TRUMP'S ALLIES JUST CAN'T HELP 544 00:11:39,019 --> 00:11:41,026 BUT MAKE EXCUSES FOR HIS 545 00:11:39,019 --> 00:11:41,026 GROTESQUE BEHAVIOR 546 00:11:41,026 --> 00:11:43,005 EVEN DON JR. GOT IN ON THE 547 00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:47,006 WALLACE BASHING IN AN INTERVIEW 548 00:11:44,015 --> 00:11:47,006 WITH SEAN HANNITY. 549 00:11:45,024 --> 00:11:47,006 AND HANNITY SAID NOTHING 550 00:11:48,013 --> 00:11:50,007 ANYWAY WITH CHRIS WALLACE. 551 00:11:48,013 --> 00:11:50,007 YOU KNOW, I UNDERSTAND HE'S A 552 00:11:50,007 --> 00:11:53,003 "FOX" GUY, BUT HE'S -- HE'S NO 553 00:11:50,007 --> 00:11:53,003 CONSERVATIVE 554 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,002 HE'S GOING TO BE -- AND HE'S NO 555 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,002 CENTRIST, EITHER 556 00:11:55,002 --> 00:11:56,006 >> Seth: I'M SORRY 557 00:11:55,002 --> 00:11:56,006 YOU THINK CHRIS WALLACE IS A 558 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,004 LIBERAL? 559 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,004 HE WORKS FOR FOX NEWS. 560 00:11:58,004 --> 00:12:00,013 HE'S NOT A LIBERAL 561 00:11:58,004 --> 00:12:00,013 HE HAD THE ENERGY OF AN 562 00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:03,011 EXHAUSTED DAD AT THANKSGIVING 563 00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:03,011 TRYING TO GET HIS BURNOUT SON TO 564 00:12:03,011 --> 00:12:06,002 TAKE OFF HIS HEADPHONES. 565 00:12:03,011 --> 00:12:06,002 "TYLER, WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT 566 00:12:06,002 --> 00:12:08,002 BLASTING METALLICA AT THE DINNER 567 00:12:06,002 --> 00:12:08,002 TABLE? 568 00:12:08,002 --> 00:12:09,011 NO, TYLER. 569 00:12:08,002 --> 00:12:09,011 STOP GIVING ME THE MIDDLE 570 00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,024 FINGER 571 00:12:09,011 --> 00:12:10,024 OH, NOW IT'S DOUBLE MIDDLE 572 00:12:10,024 --> 00:12:13,013 FINGERS. 573 00:12:10,024 --> 00:12:13,013 VERY CREATIVE, TYLER 574 00:12:13,013 --> 00:12:15,016 YOU KNOW WHAT? 575 00:12:13,013 --> 00:12:15,016 YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE VERY HAPPY 576 00:12:15,016 --> 00:12:19,011 BECAUSE I'M MOVING YOUR CURFEW 577 00:12:15,016 --> 00:12:19,011 BACK TO 3:00 A.M." 578 00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,000 YET, THE FOX NEWS POST-DEBATE 579 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,008 SPIN WAS EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN 580 00:12:21,026 --> 00:12:23,008 ALL THE WHINING ABOUT THE 581 00:12:22,012 --> 00:12:23,008 MODERATOR. 582 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:27,010 >> TRUMP IS AN APEX PREDATOR 583 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:27,010 HE'S THE LION KING 584 00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:29,028 TRUMP WENT OUT THERE TONIGHT AND 585 00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:29,028 DID WHAT TRUMP DOES. 586 00:12:29,028 --> 00:12:32,014 HE'S THE SHARK IN THE OCEAN, AND 587 00:12:29,028 --> 00:12:32,014 HE ACTED LIKE IT 588 00:12:32,014 --> 00:12:34,023 >> YOU'RE GOING TO GET A 589 00:12:32,014 --> 00:12:34,023 GLADIATOR, WARRIOR, FIGHTER, IN 590 00:12:34,023 --> 00:12:37,015 DONALD TRUMP 591 00:12:34,023 --> 00:12:37,015 A GUY THAT IS GOING TO GO TO 592 00:12:37,015 --> 00:12:41,006 BATTLE, LIKE HE HAS FOR THE LAST 593 00:12:37,015 --> 00:12:41,006 FOUR YEARS 594 00:12:41,006 --> 00:12:42,022 >> Seth: HE'S A PREDATOR 595 00:12:41,006 --> 00:12:42,022 GLADIATOR. 596 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,024 SHARK IN THE OCEAN 597 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:44,024 HE'S LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN 598 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:47,026 HE-MAN, XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS, 599 00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:47,026 AND A BOWL OF FARINA WITH GOOGLY 600 00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:51,008 EYES 601 00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:51,008 AND I'M SORRY, YOU WATCHED THAT 602 00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:52,025 DEBATE AND SAW AN APEX PREDATOR 603 00:12:51,008 --> 00:12:52,025 AND A GLADIATOR, WARRIOR, 604 00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:55,005 FIGHTER? 605 00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:55,005 BECAUSE, HE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A 606 00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:57,002 PREDATOR, TO ME. 607 00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:57,002 MOST OF THE TIME, HE STOOD THERE 608 00:12:57,002 --> 00:13:00,023 WITH HIS HEAD COCKED LIKE AN OLD 609 00:12:57,002 --> 00:13:00,023 DOG WHO JUST HEARD A TWIG SNAP 610 00:13:00,023 --> 00:13:02,019 HELD ON TO THAT PODIUM THE WAY 611 00:13:00,023 --> 00:13:02,019 MY GRANDMA HOLDS ON TO HER 612 00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:05,017 WALKER WHEN THEY'RE READING THE 613 00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:05,017 POWERBALL NUMBERS. 614 00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:08,003 AND WHEN THEY WEREN'T SLOBBERING 615 00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:08,003 ALL OVER HIM, FOX PUNDITS AND 616 00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:11,027 GOP ALLIES WERE PRETENDING THEY 617 00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:11,027 WATCHED A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT 618 00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:11,027 DEBATE ALTOGETHER. 619 00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:15,009 >> THE PRESIDENT WAS SO SOLID. 620 00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:15,009 WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT THE 621 00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:18,027 ECONOMY, WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT 622 00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:18,027 HIS COVID RESPONSE 623 00:13:18,027 --> 00:13:19,023 >> Seth: THAT'S PRETTY 624 00:13:18,027 --> 00:13:19,023 SELECTIVE. 625 00:13:19,023 --> 00:13:21,023 THAT'S LIKE SAYING THIS GUY 626 00:13:19,023 --> 00:13:21,023 NAILED THE APPROACH. 627 00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:26,024 YEAH 628 00:13:21,023 --> 00:13:26,024 I JUST WANTED TO WATCH IT, 629 00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:29,022 AGAIN. 630 00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:29,022 IT'S WHAT THE INTERNET'S GOOD 631 00:13:29,022 --> 00:13:32,024 FOR. 632 00:13:29,022 --> 00:13:32,024 INSTEAD OF EVERYTHING ELSE 633 00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:34,010 TRUMP'S INCAPABLE OF TALKING 634 00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:34,010 ABOUT POLICY, BECAUSE HIS RECORD 635 00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:37,012 IS DISMAL AND HE DOESN'T KNOW 636 00:13:34,010 --> 00:13:37,012 ANYTHING 637 00:13:37,012 --> 00:13:39,017 THERE IS A RAGING PANDEMIC, AN 638 00:13:37,012 --> 00:13:39,017 ECONOMIC CRASH, AND THE WEST IS 639 00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,023 ON FIRE, AND THAT'S WHY HE IS 640 00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,023 TALKING ABOUT DRUGS AND 641 00:13:40,023 --> 00:13:44,005 HUNTER BIDEN AND WHATEVER OTHER 642 00:13:40,023 --> 00:13:44,005 [ BLEEP ] HE AND HIS GANG OF 643 00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:47,001 MAFIA BOBBLEHEADS CONCOCTED. 644 00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:47,001 THAT'S ALL THEY CAN TALK ABOUT 645 00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:48,029 THEY HAVE NOTHING ELSE 646 00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:48,029 SAME REASON WHY TRUMP REFUSES TO 647 00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:51,005 CONDEMN VIOLENT, WHITE 648 00:13:48,029 --> 00:13:51,005 SUPREMACISTS, AND WHY HE IS 649 00:13:51,005 --> 00:13:54,001 LYING ABOUT THE SAFETY OF MAIL 650 00:13:51,005 --> 00:13:54,001 BALLOTING. 651 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,026 HIS ONLY CHANCE FOR REMAINING IN 652 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,026 POWER IS TO UNDERMINE THE 653 00:13:55,026 --> 00:13:58,012 ELECTION, AND THREATEN VIOLENCE 654 00:13:55,026 --> 00:13:58,012 IF HE LOSES. 655 00:13:58,012 --> 00:13:59,005 HE DOESN'T WANT TO WIN THE 656 00:13:58,012 --> 00:13:59,005 ELECTION 657 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,014 HE WANTS TO DESTROY THE 658 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,014 ELECTION, JUST LIKE HE DESTROYED 659 00:14:00,014 --> 00:14:03,007 THE DEBATE 660 00:14:00,014 --> 00:14:03,007 LAST NIGHT, HE WAS GIVEN THE 661 00:14:03,007 --> 00:14:05,002 OPPORTUNITY TO DENOUNCE VIOLENT, 662 00:14:03,007 --> 00:14:05,002 WHITE SUPREMACIST MILITIAS, AND 663 00:14:05,002 --> 00:14:08,016 TOLD THEM TO STAND BY. 664 00:14:05,002 --> 00:14:08,016 AND THEN, LATER, URGED HIS 665 00:14:08,016 --> 00:14:11,021 SUPPORTERS TO GO TO THE POLLS 666 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,021 AND PHYSICALLY INTIMIDATE 667 00:14:10,009 --> 00:14:11,021 VOTERS 668 00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:16,022 CONDEMN WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND 669 00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:16,022 MILITIA GROUPS 670 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,021 >> SURE. 671 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,021 >> AND TO SAY THAT THEY NEED TO 672 00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:23,014 STAND DOWN AND NOT ADD TO THE 673 00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:23,014 VIOLENCE IN A NUMBER OF THESE 674 00:14:23,014 --> 00:14:27,013 CITIES, AS WE SAW IN KENOSHA, 675 00:14:23,014 --> 00:14:27,013 AND AS WE HAVE SEEN IN PORTLAND? 676 00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:28,027 >> SURE, I'M WILLING TO DO THAT. 677 00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:28,027 >> DO IT 678 00:14:28,027 --> 00:14:31,002 >> GO AHEAD, SIR 679 00:14:28,027 --> 00:14:31,002 >> I WOULD SAY -- I WOULD SAY 680 00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:32,012 ALMOST EVERYTHING I SEE IS FROM 681 00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:32,012 THE LEFT WING, NOT FROM THE 682 00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:36,003 RIGHT WING 683 00:14:32,012 --> 00:14:36,003 >> SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 684 00:14:36,003 --> 00:14:38,009 >> I'M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING. 685 00:14:36,003 --> 00:14:38,009 I WANT TO SEE PEACE. 686 00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:39,018 >> THEN, DO IT, SIR. 687 00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:39,018 >> SAY IT. 688 00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:41,020 DO IT. 689 00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:41,020 SAY IT 690 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,016 >> DO YOU WANT TO CALL THEM -- 691 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:43,016 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL 'EM 692 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,028 GIVE ME A NAME 693 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,028 >> WHITE SUPREMACISTS AND 694 00:14:44,028 --> 00:14:46,015 RIGHT-WING MILITIA 695 00:14:44,028 --> 00:14:46,015 >> WHO WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO 696 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,014 CONDEMN? 697 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,014 >> THE PROUD BOYS. 698 00:14:47,014 --> 00:14:50,029 >> PROUD BOYS. 699 00:14:47,014 --> 00:14:50,029 STAND BACK AND STAND BY. 700 00:14:50,029 --> 00:14:53,011 >> YOU GO FIRST. 701 00:14:50,029 --> 00:14:53,011 >> I'M URGING MY SUPPORTERS TO 702 00:14:53,011 --> 00:14:55,016 GO INTO THE POLLS, AND WATCH 703 00:14:53,011 --> 00:14:55,016 VERY CAREFULLY 704 00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:57,009 BECAUSE, THAT'S WHAT HAS TO 705 00:14:55,016 --> 00:14:57,009 HAPPEN 706 00:14:57,009 --> 00:15:00,010 I AM URGING THEM TO DO IT. 707 00:14:57,009 --> 00:15:00,010 >> Seth: THEY LITERALLY TOLD HIM 708 00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:03,006 DO IT, CONDEMN THEM, AND HE 709 00:15:00,010 --> 00:15:03,006 STILL WOULDN'T 710 00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:06,028 THE BEST HE COULD MUSTER WAS, 711 00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:06,028 SURE, I'LL CONDEMN THEM, BEFORE 712 00:15:06,028 --> 00:15:08,024 REFUSING TO CONDEMN THEM 713 00:15:06,028 --> 00:15:08,024 THAT'S THE WAY YOU RESPOND WHEN 714 00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:10,026 YOU ARE OFFERED AN HORS D'OEUVRE 715 00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:10,026 AT A PARTY 716 00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:12,015 "SURE, I'LL TAKE A CRAB PUFF." 717 00:15:10,026 --> 00:15:12,015 THEN, YOU SPIT IT IN A NAPKIN 718 00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:14,028 AND THROW IT AWAY. 719 00:15:12,015 --> 00:15:14,028 "THERE WAS [ BLEEP ] CRAB IN 720 00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:17,009 THAT." 721 00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:17,009 AND THEN, TO FOLLOW THAT UP, BY 722 00:15:17,009 --> 00:15:20,008 TELLING YOUR SUPPORTERS, WHICH 723 00:15:17,009 --> 00:15:20,008 WOULD INCLUDE THOSE VIOLENT, 724 00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:22,010 RIGHT-WING MILITIAS, TO 725 00:15:20,008 --> 00:15:22,010 INTIMIDATE PEOPLE AT THE POLLS 726 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:24,009 IS JUST CHILLING 727 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:24,009 LET'S REMEMBER, WE'VE ALREADY 728 00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:28,010 SEEN ARMED, RIGHT-WING MILITIAS 729 00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:28,010 ROAMING THE STREETS OF 730 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,002 LOUISVILLE AND WISCONSIN 731 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:31,002 AND NOW, VIOLENT, FAR-RIGHT 732 00:15:31,002 --> 00:15:32,021 GROUPS, LIKE THE PROUD BOYS, ARE 733 00:15:31,002 --> 00:15:32,021 CELEBRATING TRUMP'S CALL OUT AT 734 00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:35,014 THE DEBATE 735 00:15:32,021 --> 00:15:35,014 IF YOU WERE TO SUM UP THE STATE 736 00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:36,021 OF OUR DEMOCRACY RIGHT NOW, I 737 00:15:35,014 --> 00:15:36,021 THINK YOU'D HAVE TO SAY THAT 738 00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:39,015 IT'S A - 739 00:15:36,021 --> 00:15:39,015 >> [ BLEEP ] SHOW. 740 00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:41,011 AND, YOU KNOW, WE'RE ON CABLE. 741 00:15:39,015 --> 00:15:41,011 WE CAN SAY THAT. 742 00:15:41,011 --> 00:15:45,002 APOLOGIES FOR BEING MAYBE A 743 00:15:41,011 --> 00:15:45,002 LITTLE BIT CRUDE 744 00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:48,001 >> Seth: DANA, MY WORD 745 00:15:45,002 --> 00:15:48,001 AND IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHAT 746 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:51,012 SORT OF DEFENSE TRUMP ALLIES 747 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:51,012 COULD POSSIBLY MOUNT OF THOSE 748 00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:53,008 HORRIFIC COMMENTS, HERE'S 749 00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:53,008 RICK SANTORUM WHO, FOR SOME 750 00:15:53,008 --> 00:15:55,003 REASON, IS STILL A CNN 751 00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:55,003 COMMENTATOR, DOING HIS LEVEL 752 00:15:54,027 --> 00:15:55,003 WORST. 753 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,023 >> HE WAS ASKING THE PRESIDENT 754 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,023 TO 755 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,005 DO SOMETHING THAT HE KNOWS THE 756 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:59,005 PRESIDENT DOESN'T LIKE TO DO 757 00:15:59,005 --> 00:16:01,019 >> WHICH IS? 758 00:15:59,005 --> 00:16:01,019 >> WHICH IS, SAY SOMETHING BAD 759 00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:03,022 ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT HIM 760 00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:03,022 RIGHT? 761 00:16:03,022 --> 00:16:04,019 >> WHAT? 762 00:16:03,022 --> 00:16:04,019 DECLINING VIOLENCE 763 00:16:04,019 --> 00:16:08,004 >> WELL -- WELL, TALKING 764 00:16:04,019 --> 00:16:08,004 ABOUT -- 765 00:16:08,004 --> 00:16:09,011 >> WHITE SUPREMACY 766 00:16:08,004 --> 00:16:09,011 >> YEAH. 767 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,019 THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS 768 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,019 >> Seth: THAT'S YOUR DEFENSE 769 00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:13,005 SO, I GUESS, BY THAT SAME TOKEN, 770 00:16:11,019 --> 00:16:13,005 TRUMP WOULD ACCEPT AN 771 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:16,013 ENDORSEMENT FROM ISIS IF THEY 772 00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:16,013 PRAISED HIM. 773 00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:17,023 IF THEY WERE SMART, THEY'D START 774 00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:17,023 WAVING TRUMP FLAGS FROM THE BACK 775 00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:19,028 OF THEIR TRUCKS. 776 00:16:17,023 --> 00:16:19,028 "SO I GUESS, YOU KNOW, LONG LIVE 777 00:16:19,028 --> 00:16:24,000 THE CALIPHATE IS KIND OF MY 778 00:16:19,028 --> 00:16:24,000 CURRENT POSITION." 779 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,002 THE PRESIDENT'S PERFORMANCE IN 780 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,002 LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE WAS TRULY 781 00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:28,001 ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING 782 00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:28,001 DEBACLES IN AMERICAN HISTORY 783 00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:31,002 TRUMP DEBASED HIMSELF, AND THE 784 00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:31,002 NATION, AND THEN HIS WORMY 785 00:16:31,002 --> 00:16:33,008 SUPPORTERS SLINK TO HIS DEFENSE. 786 00:16:31,002 --> 00:16:33,008 TRUMP'S BEHAVIOR LAST NIGHT WAS 787 00:16:33,008 --> 00:16:37,003 PERFECTLY EMBLEMATIC OF THE 788 00:16:33,008 --> 00:16:37,003 MODERN GOP, RIGHT-WING MEDIA AND 789 00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:39,008 THE CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT. 790 00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:39,008 THE REPUBLICAN MASCOT SHOULDN'T 791 00:16:39,008 --> 00:16:41,025 BE AN ELEPHANT 792 00:16:39,008 --> 00:16:41,025 IT SHOULD BE AN OPOSSUM BEING 793 00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:44,026 CORNERED IN A GARAGE BY A RAKE 794 00:16:41,025 --> 00:16:44,026 THEY'RE ALL LIKE THIS, DERANGED, 795 00:16:44,026 --> 00:16:48,001 PETULANT CHILDREN, CONSTANTLY 796 00:16:44,026 --> 00:16:48,001 GRIEVED, MAKING EXCUSES. 797 00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:50,007 WE GOT A CLOSE-UP LOOK AT JUST 798 00:16:48,001 --> 00:16:50,007 HOW ODIOUS AND GROTESQUE THE 799 00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:52,009 PRESIDENT IS 800 00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:52,009 HIS ONLY GOALS ARE CHAOS AND 801 00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:54,018 NIHILISM 802 00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:54,018 HE THINKS THAT'S THE PATH TO 803 00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,014 POWER. 804 00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,014 AND NOW, IT'S UP TO US TO SHOW 805 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:59,012 HIM HE'S WRONG AND RESTORE OUR 806 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:59,012 DEMOCRACY, BY VOTING, IN 807 00:16:59,012 --> 00:17:02,004 OVERWHELMING NUMBERS, TO 808 00:16:59,012 --> 00:17:02,004 REPUDIATE HIM AND EVERYTHING HE 809 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,026 STANDS FOR 810 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:03,026 BECAUSE, RIGHT NOW, OUR 811 00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:07,011 DEMOCRACY IS A - 812 00:17:03,026 --> 00:17:07,011 >> HOT MESS, INSIDE A DUMPSTER 813 00:17:07,011 --> 00:17:10,023 FIRE, INSIDE A TRAIN WRECK 814 00:17:07,011 --> 00:17:10,023 >> Seth: THIS HAS BEEN "A CLOSER 815 00:17:10,023 --> 00:17:16,007 LOOK." 816 00:17:10,023 --> 00:17:16,007 M♪ 817 00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:17,027 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH OUR 818 00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:17,027 FRIEND, TAYLOR SCHILLING 819 00:17:17,027 --> 00:17:29,007 M♪ 820 00:17:17,027 --> 00:17:29,007 >> Announcer: BE SURE TO WATCH 821 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,016 SETH IN PRIME TIME, FOR HIS 822 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,016 "CLOSER LOOK" SPECIAL, ON 823 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,022 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8th, AT 824 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,022 8:30/7:30 CENTRAL, RIGHT HERE, 825 00:17:33,022 --> 00:17:49,013 ON NBC 826 00:17:33,022 --> 00:17:49,013 >> Seth: BACK AGAIN WITH US 827 00:17:49,013 --> 00:17:52,018 TONIGHT ON DRUMS, SHE IS AN UP 828 00:17:49,013 --> 00:17:52,018 AND COMING TOURING AND SESSION 829 00:17:52,018 --> 00:17:54,027 MUSICIAN FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, 830 00:17:52,018 --> 00:17:54,027 WHOSE VIDEOS HAVE GARNERED 831 00:17:54,027 --> 00:17:56,009 MILLIONS OF VIEWS. 832 00:17:54,027 --> 00:17:56,009 YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH ALL SHE'S 833 00:17:56,009 --> 00:18:00,001 DOING OVER ON INSTAGRAM 834 00:17:56,009 --> 00:18:00,001 @JBURDSBEATS 835 00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:03,019 JESSICA BURDEAUX IS HERE 836 00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:03,019 THANK YOU SO MUCH, JESSICA 837 00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:05,021 OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS AN 838 00:18:03,019 --> 00:18:05,021 EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED 839 00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:08,016 ACTRESS FOR HER ROLE AS 840 00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:08,016 PIPER CHAPMAN ON NETFLIX'S 841 00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:11,018 "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK." 842 00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:11,018 YOU CAN SEE HER NEXT IN THE 843 00:18:11,018 --> 00:18:15,025 ANTHOLOGY SERIES, "MONSTERLAND," 844 00:18:13,007 --> 00:18:15,025 PREMIERING OCTOBER 2nd ON HULU 845 00:18:14,029 --> 00:18:15,025 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 846 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,014 >> NOW, I AM GOING TO GET A 847 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,014 WHITE 848 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:22,011 DOVE ORCHID AND I'M GOING TO 849 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:22,011 KEEP THAT BITCH ALIVE, SO HELP 850 00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:26,014 ME GOD 851 00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:26,014 >> OKAY, GAUNTLET THROWN 852 00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:27,021 >> AND THEN I'M GOING TO FINISH 853 00:18:26,014 --> 00:18:27,021 THE SCRAPBOOK IN TIME FOR 854 00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:28,026 HEATHER'S BAT MITZVAH. 855 00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:28,026 WHAT ELSE? 856 00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:29,023 >> YES, MA'AM. 857 00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:29,023 >> WHAT ELSE 858 00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:33,017 >> OH, I WAS THINKING, MAYBE I 859 00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:33,017 COULD KILL BARB. 860 00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:35,020 I SLASH WE 861 00:18:33,017 --> 00:18:35,020 >> BARB BRESLER? 862 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:38,015 >> NO, STREISAND 863 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:38,015 YES, BARB BRESLER, WICKED WITCH 864 00:18:38,015 --> 00:18:41,026 OF THE CUL-DE-SAC. 865 00:18:38,015 --> 00:18:41,026 >> MURDER BARB 866 00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:43,019 >> OR MAYBE JUST HER DOG 867 00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:43,019 YOU KNOW, I'D SETTLE FOR HER 868 00:18:43,019 --> 00:18:46,017 LITTLE DOG, SUSAN. 869 00:18:43,019 --> 00:18:46,017 >> SUSAN 870 00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,020 >> DO YOU KNOW THAT THING HAS 871 00:18:46,017 --> 00:18:47,020 10 THOUSAND FOLLOWERS ON 872 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:50,005 INSTAGRAM? 873 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:50,005 >> Seth: PLEASE, WELCOME BACK TO 874 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,003 THE SHOW, OUR FRIEND, 875 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,003 TAYLOR SCHILLING 876 00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:55,004 HELLO, TAYLOR. 877 00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:55,004 IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 878 00:18:55,004 --> 00:18:56,013 >> SETH, IT'S SO NICE TO SEE 879 00:18:55,004 --> 00:18:56,013 YOU. 880 00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:59,000 HOW ARE YOU? 881 00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:59,000 >> Seth: I'M HANGING IN THERE. 882 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,001 HOW ABOUT YOU? 883 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,001 >> ARE YA? 884 00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:04,003 WELL, I FEEL BETTER NOW THAT I'M 885 00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:04,003 WITH YOU AND I PUT ON THIS FANCY 886 00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:05,018 SHIRT. 887 00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:05,018 >> Seth: IT'S SUCH A FANCY 888 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,014 SHIRT. 889 00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,014 YOU KNOW, THERE'S ALWAYS A FEAR 890 00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:09,010 THAT PEOPLE AREN'T GOING TO TAKE 891 00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:09,010 IT SERIOUSLY BECAUSE THEY'RE 892 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:13,008 ZOOMING. 893 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:13,008 AND LOOK AT YOU. 894 00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:14,015 >> NO, I TOOK IT -- THIS IS THE 895 00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:14,015 MOST FANCY I'VE BEEN IN SEVEN 896 00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:16,009 MONTHS 897 00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:16,009 I THOUGHT IT WAS APPROPRIATE TO 898 00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:18,025 DRESS FOR SETH 899 00:19:16,009 --> 00:19:18,025 >> Seth: AND YOU REALLY HAVE AND 900 00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:22,003 I FEEL LIKE THAT PLANT, THAT'S 901 00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:22,003 OBVIOUSLY AN A-PLUS PLANT. 902 00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:26,024 I DON'T WANT TO OVERLOOK THAT. 903 00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:26,024 >> I CLEARED A SURFACE 904 00:19:26,024 --> 00:19:29,020 >> Seth: IT'S JUST -- THE WHOLE 905 00:19:26,024 --> 00:19:29,020 THING IS JUST STUNNING, AS 906 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:31,017 ALWAYS 907 00:19:29,020 --> 00:19:31,017 >> ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL COLOR? 908 00:19:31,017 --> 00:19:32,012 >> Seth: SO THANK YOU FOR BEING 909 00:19:31,017 --> 00:19:32,012 HERE 910 00:19:32,012 --> 00:19:33,011 >> THANK YOU 911 00:19:32,012 --> 00:19:33,011 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 912 00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:34,014 >> Seth: HOW ARE YOU 913 00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:34,014 THESE ARE ROUGH TIMES FOR 914 00:19:34,014 --> 00:19:35,020 EVERYBODY. 915 00:19:34,014 --> 00:19:35,020 HAVE YOU DISCOVERED ANY NEW 916 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:38,009 COPING MECHANISMS? 917 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:38,009 >> YOU KNOW, SETH, I THINK I'VE 918 00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:41,017 BECOME LIKE A BIT OF A 919 00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:41,017 NARCOLEPTIC PERSON 920 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,026 >> Seth: OH, INTERESTING 921 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,026 >> LIKE, I HEAR, LIKE, "OH, 922 00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:47,017 PLAGUE AND PESTILENCE. 923 00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:47,017 AND THEN I GO -- 924 00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:50,012 [ LAUGHTER ] 925 00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:50,012 I PASS OUT AGAIN 926 00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:53,017 I JUST SLEEP, OR I'LL FALL 927 00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:53,017 ASLEEP IN DIFFERENT AREAS, IN 928 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:56,016 NEW PLACES 929 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:56,016 IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE 930 00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:58,002 >> Seth: THAT'S INTERESTING. 931 00:19:56,016 --> 00:19:58,002 SO YOU JUST THINK YOU HAVE LIKE 932 00:19:58,002 --> 00:20:00,027 AN INTERNAL KILL SWITCH THAT IS 933 00:19:58,002 --> 00:20:00,027 JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU OPT OUT 934 00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:03,000 OF -- OF THE MORE STRESSFUL 935 00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:03,000 MOMENTS THAT ARE HAPPENING RIGHT 936 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 NOW? 937 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 >> THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN 938 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,017 EXPLAIN IT TO MYSELF AND TO MY 939 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,017 LOVED ONES 940 00:20:08,017 --> 00:20:10,000 >> Seth: AND -- AND IS THERE 941 00:20:08,017 --> 00:20:10,000 EVER LIKE -- 942 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,012 LIKE, HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS IS 943 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,012 HAPPENING? 944 00:20:11,012 --> 00:20:12,019 DO YOU JUST, ALL OF SUDDEN, WAKE 945 00:20:11,012 --> 00:20:12,019 UP AND REALIZE THAT TIME HAS 946 00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:14,018 PASSED 947 00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:14,018 >> THERE'S BEEN PHOTOGRAPHIC 948 00:20:14,018 --> 00:20:18,002 EVIDENCE 949 00:20:14,018 --> 00:20:18,002 NOW, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 950 00:20:18,002 --> 00:20:20,014 AND I LOVE EVERYONE HERE SO 951 00:20:18,002 --> 00:20:20,014 MUCH, I THOUGHT ABOUT SHARING A 952 00:20:20,014 --> 00:20:26,018 PHOTO WITH YOU 953 00:20:20,014 --> 00:20:26,018 >> Seth: RIGHT 954 00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:29,006 >> AND THEN I SHARED IT WITH 955 00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:29,006 YOUR PRODUCER AND WE DECIDED 956 00:20:29,006 --> 00:20:30,019 TOGETHER, IT WOULD SCARE 957 00:20:29,006 --> 00:20:30,019 AMERICA. 958 00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,021 >> Seth: YEAH. 959 00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,021 >> IF I SHARED IT PUBLICLY 960 00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:35,004 >> Seth: THE LAST THING WE NEED 961 00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:35,004 RIGHT NOW IS TO SEE YOU, ONE OF 962 00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:38,029 AMERICA'S MANY SWEETHEARTS, IN A 963 00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:38,029 SITUATION THAT -- THAT WOULD 964 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:42,007 BRING MORE TROUBLE IN. 965 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:42,007 >> A DARK PLACE, I WAS READY TO 966 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:46,015 SHARE IT 967 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:46,015 I WAS READY TO OFFER IT, BUT 968 00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:51,009 IT'S DARK. 969 00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:51,009 >> Seth: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 970 00:20:51,009 --> 00:20:56,010 THE SHOW 971 00:20:51,009 --> 00:20:56,010 BUT I ALSO -- YOU MENTION A DOG 972 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,016 IN THE CLIP, WHICH MAKES ME -- 973 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:57,016 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE, 974 00:20:57,016 --> 00:20:58,012 BUT YOUR DOG, TANK - 975 00:20:57,016 --> 00:20:58,012 HOW IS TANK DOING? 976 00:20:58,012 --> 00:21:00,008 >> YOU KNOW, TANK IS A LIGHT 977 00:20:58,012 --> 00:21:00,008 >> Seth: YEAH. 978 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,003 >> TANK IS HANGING IN THERE. 979 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:03,003 TANK'S DOING A GREAT JOB 980 00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:04,019 TANK IS -- TANK'S AS STEADY AS 981 00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:04,019 SHE'S EVER BEEN. 982 00:21:04,019 --> 00:21:10,017 >> Seth: I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR 983 00:21:04,019 --> 00:21:10,017 THAT AND I WANT TO SHOW 984 00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:11,023 SOMETHING WE'VE SHOWN ON THE 985 00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:11,023 SHOW BEFORE, BUT I FEEL LIKE 986 00:21:11,023 --> 00:21:13,000 IT'S SOMETHING EVERYONE NEEDS TO 987 00:21:11,023 --> 00:21:13,000 SEE AGAIN, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE 988 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,003 WE'RE JUST LOOKING FOR ANYTHING, 989 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,003 ANY LITTLE PIECE OF JOY THAT WE 990 00:21:17,003 --> 00:21:19,019 CAN GRAB ON TO 991 00:21:17,003 --> 00:21:19,019 >> YEAH. 992 00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:21,018 >> Seth: YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF A 993 00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:21,018 TIME, YOU ARGUE, TANK SAID, "I 994 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:24,019 LOVE YOU." 995 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:24,019 >> I MEAN, THE PROOF IS IN THE 996 00:21:24,019 --> 00:21:27,001 PUDDING. 997 00:21:24,019 --> 00:21:27,001 WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE 998 00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:30,012 BUT WE CAN -- WE CAN REVISIT IT. 999 00:21:28,007 --> 00:21:30,012 >> Seth: LET'S TAKE A LOOK 1000 00:21:28,024 --> 00:21:30,012 HERE'S TANK SAYING I LOVE YOU. 1001 00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:36,000 >> I LOVE YOU. 1002 00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:36,000 I LOVE YOU 1003 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:43,001 [ WHIMPERING ] 1004 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:43,001 THERE YOU GO 1005 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,010 IT DOESN'T GET OLD, DOES IT? 1006 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,010 >> Seth: NO, IT REALLY DOESN'T 1007 00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:47,004 GET OLD. 1008 00:21:45,010 --> 00:21:47,004 AND YOU KEEP THINKING IT'S NOT 1009 00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:51,020 GOING TO HAPPEN. 1010 00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:51,020 AND I JUST THINK IT SPEAKS TO 1011 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:54,015 HOW MUCH TANK LOVES YOU BECAUSE 1012 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:54,015 IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S EASY 1013 00:21:54,015 --> 00:21:58,000 FOR HER TO SAY IT. 1014 00:21:54,015 --> 00:21:58,000 >> SHE'S STRUGGLING. 1015 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,004 SHE'S SUFFERING. 1016 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,004 >> Seth: LIKE, IT SEEMS LIKE IT 1017 00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:02,027 MIGHT TAKE A LOT OF PHYSICAL 1018 00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:02,027 EFFORT 1019 00:22:02,027 --> 00:22:04,004 >> SHE'S STRUGGLING AND SHE'S 1020 00:22:02,027 --> 00:22:04,004 SUFFERING WHEN SHE TRIES TO SAY 1021 00:22:04,004 --> 00:22:04,027 I LOVE YOU 1022 00:22:04,004 --> 00:22:04,027 IT'S NOT EASY FOR HER. 1023 00:22:04,027 --> 00:22:06,003 >> Seth: I KNOW WE'VE ALSO -- 1024 00:22:04,027 --> 00:22:06,003 YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT TRYING TO 1025 00:22:06,003 --> 00:22:09,014 GET MORE DIALOGUE, MORE ADR, 1026 00:22:06,003 --> 00:22:09,014 FROM TANK OVER THE YEARS 1027 00:22:09,014 --> 00:22:11,012 BUT HAVE YOU HAD ANY SUCCESS, OR 1028 00:22:09,014 --> 00:22:11,012 IS THAT THE LAST THING TANK 1029 00:22:11,012 --> 00:22:15,015 SAID 1030 00:22:11,012 --> 00:22:15,015 >> WE'RE WORKING ON IT 1031 00:22:15,015 --> 00:22:16,028 >> Seth: YEAH, >> SHE REALLY -- 1032 00:22:15,015 --> 00:22:16,028 I -- WE TRIED AND I GUESS WE 1033 00:22:16,028 --> 00:22:21,015 FAILED 1034 00:22:16,028 --> 00:22:21,015 >> Seth: I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GOING 1035 00:22:21,015 --> 00:22:23,017 TO SAY ONE THING - 1036 00:22:21,015 --> 00:22:23,017 >> THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY. 1037 00:22:23,017 --> 00:22:24,017 >> Seth: IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAY 1038 00:22:23,017 --> 00:22:24,017 ONE THING -- 1039 00:22:24,017 --> 00:22:25,013 >> WE FAILED 1040 00:22:24,017 --> 00:22:25,013 >> Seth: "I LOVE YOU" IS THE 1041 00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:26,016 THING, RIGHT 1042 00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:26,016 >> YEAH. 1043 00:22:26,016 --> 00:22:29,017 YEAH 1044 00:22:26,016 --> 00:22:29,017 >> Seth: IS TANK WITH YOU NOW? 1045 00:22:29,017 --> 00:22:32,019 >> ARE YOU READY 1046 00:22:29,017 --> 00:22:32,019 >> Seth: YEAH. 1047 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:35,008 >> COME HERE 1048 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:35,008 COME HERE, GIRL. 1049 00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:38,026 COME HERE. 1050 00:22:35,008 --> 00:22:38,026 LOOK IT. 1051 00:22:38,026 --> 00:22:40,012 >> Seth: OH MY GOD, SEE THIS 1052 00:22:38,026 --> 00:22:40,012 THERE IS SOME UPSIDE TO DOING 1053 00:22:40,012 --> 00:22:44,026 ZOOM INTERVIEWS ON TALK SHOWS. 1054 00:22:40,012 --> 00:22:44,026 >> THERE IS. 1055 00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:47,002 >> Seth: HI. 1056 00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:47,002 OH MY GOD, HI, TANK. 1057 00:22:47,002 --> 00:22:51,020 THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. 1058 00:22:47,002 --> 00:22:51,020 THIS IS YOUR MOMENT, TANK. 1059 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,028 TANK, I JUST WANT TO SAY ON 1060 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:52,028 BEHALF OF ALL OUR VIEWERS, WE 1061 00:22:52,028 --> 00:22:56,024 LOVE YOU 1062 00:22:52,028 --> 00:22:56,024 >> TANK, DID YOU HEAR THAT 1063 00:22:56,024 --> 00:22:59,023 SHE CAN'T HEAR IT. 1064 00:22:56,024 --> 00:22:59,023 SHE'S TRYING SO HARD TO BREATHE. 1065 00:22:59,023 --> 00:23:01,012 SHE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE A NOSE 1066 00:22:59,023 --> 00:23:01,012 IT TAKES UP ALL OF HER ENERGY 1067 00:23:01,012 --> 00:23:03,020 JUST TRYING TO GET THE AIR IN 1068 00:23:01,012 --> 00:23:03,020 AND OUT. 1069 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:07,009 >> Seth: SO THAT MIGHT REALLY BE 1070 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:07,009 ONE OF THE REASONS SHE'S NOT 1071 00:23:07,009 --> 00:23:08,015 TALKING MORE OFTEN IF SHE JUST, 1072 00:23:07,009 --> 00:23:08,015 IN GENERAL, HAS TROUBLE 1073 00:23:08,015 --> 00:23:13,009 BREATHING. 1074 00:23:08,015 --> 00:23:13,009 >> TROUBLE BREATHING 1075 00:23:13,009 --> 00:23:14,028 >> Seth: YEAH. 1076 00:23:13,009 --> 00:23:14,028 >> OH GOD. 1077 00:23:14,028 --> 00:23:16,007 >> Seth: THANK YOU FOR THE - 1078 00:23:14,028 --> 00:23:16,007 THANK YOU FOR THE CAMEO, TANK. 1079 00:23:16,007 --> 00:23:17,018 AND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE 1080 00:23:16,007 --> 00:23:17,018 GOING TO TALK MORE ABOUT YOUR 1081 00:23:17,018 --> 00:23:19,020 SHOW 1082 00:23:17,018 --> 00:23:19,020 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 1083 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:36,028 FROM TAYLOR SCHILLING. 1084 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:36,028 ♪ 1085 00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:37,027 >> Seth: WELCOME BACK TO "LATE 1086 00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:37,027 NIGHT. 1087 00:23:37,027 --> 00:23:39,029 WE'RE TALKING TO 1088 00:23:37,027 --> 00:23:39,029 TAYLOR SCHILLING, AND LAST TIME 1089 00:23:39,029 --> 00:23:43,008 YOU WERE HERE, IT WAS PROMOTING 1090 00:23:39,029 --> 00:23:43,008 A HORROR FILM "PRODIGY" AND YOU 1091 00:23:43,008 --> 00:23:44,017 WERE SAYING THAT YOU WANTED 1092 00:23:43,008 --> 00:23:44,017 TO - 1093 00:23:44,017 --> 00:23:46,003 >> WAS I 1094 00:23:44,017 --> 00:23:46,003 >> Seth: I THINK IT WAS THE LAST 1095 00:23:46,003 --> 00:23:48,018 TIME, IT WAS LIKE FEBRUARY 1096 00:23:46,003 --> 00:23:48,018 LIKE -- NOT THIS FEBRUARY, THE 1097 00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:52,000 ONE BEFORE 1098 00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:52,000 >> I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT. 1099 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,018 BUT FRANKLY, I'M REALLY 1100 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,018 DISTRACTED BY THIS PLANT 1101 00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:57,018 >> Seth: ARE YOU HAVING REGRET 1102 00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:57,018 ABOUT IT OR DO YOU FEEL LIKE 1103 00:23:57,018 --> 00:24:00,000 IT'S STEALING YOUR FOCUS 1104 00:23:57,018 --> 00:24:00,000 >> I WAS LIKE ACTUALLY THINKING 1105 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,002 LIKE, SHOULD WE PUT BOOKS? 1106 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,002 BUT EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE 1107 00:24:02,002 --> 00:24:06,017 DOING A ZOOM INTERVIEW, I JUDGE 1108 00:24:02,002 --> 00:24:06,017 THEIR ENTIRE LIFE BY THEIR -- 1109 00:24:06,017 --> 00:24:09,013 WHAT BOOKS ARE ON DISPLAY. 1110 00:24:06,017 --> 00:24:09,013 >> Seth: AND WOULD SAY ON THE 1111 00:24:09,013 --> 00:24:11,027 WHOLE YOU'RE MORE IMPRESSED BY A 1112 00:24:09,013 --> 00:24:11,027 PERSON OR LESS IMPRESSED BY A 1113 00:24:11,027 --> 00:24:16,024 PERSON AFTER YOU SEE THEIR 1114 00:24:11,027 --> 00:24:16,024 BOOKS? 1115 00:24:16,024 --> 00:24:17,027 >> BOY, THAT'S A TOSS UP 1116 00:24:16,024 --> 00:24:17,027 >> Seth: YEAH. 1117 00:24:17,027 --> 00:24:19,026 >> 50-50 1118 00:24:17,027 --> 00:24:19,026 >> Seth: BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE DO 1119 00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:23,018 YOU THINK WE'RE SEEING THEIR 1120 00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:23,018 ACTUAL BOOKSHELF AND HOW MANY 1121 00:24:23,018 --> 00:24:27,012 PEOPLE DO THINK HAVE CURATED IT 1122 00:24:23,018 --> 00:24:27,012 KNOWING THEY'RE GONNA BE ON TV 1123 00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:28,020 >> I WOULD SAY WE'RE SEEING 1124 00:24:27,012 --> 00:24:28,020 PROBABLY 2% OF PEOPLE'S REAL 1125 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:32,024 BOOKS. 1126 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:32,024 >> Seth: YEAH, I THINK SO TOO. 1127 00:24:32,024 --> 00:24:34,000 I THINK WE'RE -- 1128 00:24:32,024 --> 00:24:34,000 >> I THINK EVERYBODY SPENT A LOT 1129 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,018 OF TIME THINKING ABOUT WHAT 1130 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,018 OTHER PEOPLE WILL THINK OF THEIR 1131 00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:40,000 BOOKS. 1132 00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:40,000 >> Seth: YEAH. 1133 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,019 >> I'M GLAD THAT WE'RE 1134 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,019 ACKNOWLEDGING THIS BECAUSE 1135 00:24:41,019 --> 00:24:44,006 THAT'S ONE OF MY -- THAT'S 1136 00:24:41,019 --> 00:24:44,006 REALLY WHAT I THINK OF WHEN I 1137 00:24:44,006 --> 00:24:47,023 SEE THESE ZOOM INTERVIEWS. 1138 00:24:44,006 --> 00:24:47,023 >> Seth: WHERE I DON'T THINK 1139 00:24:47,023 --> 00:24:49,015 ANYONE -- I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S 1140 00:24:47,023 --> 00:24:49,015 WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW SAYING 1141 00:24:49,015 --> 00:24:51,018 LIKE, THAT'S NOT TAYLOR'S PLANT. 1142 00:24:49,015 --> 00:24:51,018 >> I KNOW, I DON'T THINK SO 1143 00:24:51,018 --> 00:24:55,022 EITHER 1144 00:24:51,018 --> 00:24:55,022 "SHE'S FULL OF IT. 1145 00:24:55,022 --> 00:24:57,004 >> Seth: I THINK IT'S VERY 1146 00:24:55,022 --> 00:24:57,004 OBVIOUS THAT THAT WAS THERE, 1147 00:24:57,004 --> 00:24:58,010 EVEN IF IT WEREN'T ON TV 1148 00:24:57,004 --> 00:24:58,010 TONIGHT. 1149 00:24:58,010 --> 00:25:00,020 >> "SHE'S HAD THAT PLANT IN HIGH 1150 00:24:58,010 --> 00:25:00,020 SCHOOL." 1151 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,022 >> Seth: WHAT'S THAT 1152 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,022 >> YEAH. 1153 00:25:01,022 --> 00:25:03,012 "NO, SHE'S HAD THAT PLANT SINCE 1154 00:25:01,022 --> 00:25:03,012 HIGH SCHOOL. 1155 00:25:03,012 --> 00:25:05,021 THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT SOME 1156 00:25:03,012 --> 00:25:05,021 OF THESE BOOKS 1157 00:25:05,021 --> 00:25:08,019 "YOU READ THAT IN TENTH GRADE, 1158 00:25:05,021 --> 00:25:08,019 FRIEND." 1159 00:25:08,019 --> 00:25:10,025 >> Seth: AND BY THE WAY, THANK 1160 00:25:08,019 --> 00:25:10,025 YOU TANK FOR STICKING AROUND 1161 00:25:10,025 --> 00:25:12,017 ALTHOUGH, SHE DOESN'T -- THAT'S 1162 00:25:10,025 --> 00:25:12,017 WHAT I LIKE ABOUT TANK, SHE LIKE 1163 00:25:12,017 --> 00:25:17,011 KNOWS WHEN SHE SHOULD BE ON 1164 00:25:12,017 --> 00:25:17,011 CAMERA AND WHEN SHE SHOULDN'T. 1165 00:25:17,011 --> 00:25:19,001 >> SHE'S REALLY STRANGE RIGHT 1166 00:25:17,011 --> 00:25:19,001 NOW. 1167 00:25:19,001 --> 00:25:20,003 I'M SORRY. 1168 00:25:19,001 --> 00:25:20,003 WE DON'T HAVE TO -- SHE'S 1169 00:25:20,003 --> 00:25:22,004 SUPPOSED TO GO AWAY. 1170 00:25:20,003 --> 00:25:22,004 DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE 1171 00:25:22,004 --> 00:25:23,012 SHOW 1172 00:25:22,004 --> 00:25:23,012 >> Seth: I DO. 1173 00:25:23,012 --> 00:25:26,003 SO THIS IS A HORROR -- 1174 00:25:23,012 --> 00:25:26,003 >> I DON'T --- I DON'T MEAN TO 1175 00:25:26,003 --> 00:25:28,009 JUST GO COMPLETELY - 1176 00:25:26,003 --> 00:25:28,009 >> Seth: NO LOOK, I GET IT 1177 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:30,024 YOU'RE ALWAYS ABOUT THE PLUG 1178 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:30,024 EVERYBODY SAYS THAT ABOUT 1179 00:25:30,024 --> 00:25:35,020 TAYLOR 1180 00:25:30,024 --> 00:25:35,020 ALWAYS ABOUT THE PLUG. 1181 00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:37,022 >> THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 1182 00:25:35,020 --> 00:25:37,022 >> Seth: ABP 1183 00:25:37,022 --> 00:25:40,007 >> SHE LOVES THE PRESS 1184 00:25:37,022 --> 00:25:40,007 >> Seth: ALWAYS BE PLUGGING. 1185 00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:42,022 YOU -- 1186 00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:42,022 >> THIS SHIRT IS REALLY 1187 00:25:42,022 --> 00:25:44,008 SOMETHING, ISN'T IT? 1188 00:25:42,022 --> 00:25:44,008 >> Seth: IT'S REALLY GOOD AND 1189 00:25:44,008 --> 00:25:46,020 IT'S REALLY HOLDING IT'S SHAPE 1190 00:25:44,008 --> 00:25:46,020 I THINK WHEN WE FIRST SAW IT, WE 1191 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,013 WERE LIKE -- 1192 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,013 >> THANK YOU 1193 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,016 THAT'S WHAT I'M IMPRESSED BY 1194 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,016 TOO. 1195 00:25:48,016 --> 00:25:49,026 >> Seth: YEAH. 1196 00:25:48,016 --> 00:25:49,026 >> WITH ALL THIS -- LIKE DOG 1197 00:25:49,026 --> 00:25:52,004 WRESTLING. 1198 00:25:49,026 --> 00:25:52,004 >> Seth: IT'S IS -- IT'S LIKE, 1199 00:25:52,004 --> 00:25:54,010 THE TWO THINGS THAT ARE -- JUST 1200 00:25:52,004 --> 00:25:54,010 REMAIN PERKY THROUGHOUT THIS 1201 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,022 WHOLE INTERVIEW ARE THE 1202 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:56,022 SHOULDERS OF THAT SHIRT AND 1203 00:25:56,022 --> 00:26:01,013 TANK'S EARS. 1204 00:25:56,022 --> 00:26:01,013 >> I KNOW. 1205 00:26:01,013 --> 00:26:02,025 SHE'S REALLY -- SHE'S REALLY 1206 00:26:01,013 --> 00:26:02,025 HERE FOR IT. 1207 00:26:02,025 --> 00:26:06,000 >> Seth: IT'S REALLY NICE 1208 00:26:02,025 --> 00:26:06,000 BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IF THEY 1209 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,010 WERE -- YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE I FEEL 1210 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,010 LIKE SHE'S REMAINED INTERESTED 1211 00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:09,003 IN ME THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE 1212 00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:09,003 INTERVIEW. 1213 00:26:09,003 --> 00:26:10,029 SHE SURE IS. 1214 00:26:09,003 --> 00:26:10,029 SHE'S FASCINATED 1215 00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:14,000 SHE'S -- YEAH. 1216 00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:14,000 SHE'S, IN FACT, DROOLING 1217 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,013 I WASN'T GONNA MENTION THAT. 1218 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,013 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON 1219 00:26:15,013 --> 00:26:18,002 I DON'T KNOW IF LIKE A DOG 1220 00:26:15,013 --> 00:26:18,002 EXPERT WILL TELL ME THAT THAT'S 1221 00:26:18,002 --> 00:26:23,002 A SIGN OF SOMETHING. 1222 00:26:18,002 --> 00:26:23,002 MAYBE SHE JUST NEEDS DINNER. 1223 00:26:23,002 --> 00:26:25,008 >> Seth: WELL MAYBE, DO YOU 1224 00:26:23,002 --> 00:26:25,008 EVER -- IS THAT A CASE OF -- LET 1225 00:26:25,008 --> 00:26:27,023 ME JUST LIKE TRY TO GAME THIS 1226 00:26:25,008 --> 00:26:27,023 OUT. 1227 00:26:27,023 --> 00:26:31,005 MAYBE EVERY MORNING YOU WATCH MY 1228 00:26:27,023 --> 00:26:31,005 SHOW WHILE YOU'RE FEEDING HER, 1229 00:26:31,005 --> 00:26:32,021 AND SO NOW SHE'S ACTUALLY HAVING 1230 00:26:31,005 --> 00:26:32,021 A PAVLOVIAN RESPONSE TO HEARING 1231 00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:37,006 MY VOICE 1232 00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:37,006 SHE'S LIKE, "IS IT TIME FOR 1233 00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:39,004 BREAKFAST AGAIN? 1234 00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:39,004 >> THAT WAS GOOD 1235 00:26:39,004 --> 00:26:41,003 THAT WAS A GOOD PROCESS OF -- 1236 00:26:39,004 --> 00:26:41,003 THAT WAS GOOD DEDUCTION. 1237 00:26:41,003 --> 00:26:42,026 >> Seth: YEAH. 1238 00:26:41,003 --> 00:26:42,026 >> SHERLOCKY 1239 00:26:42,026 --> 00:26:44,006 THAT'S SHERLOCK. 1240 00:26:42,026 --> 00:26:44,006 THAT WAS GOOD. 1241 00:26:44,006 --> 00:26:47,017 MAYBE THIS IS HAPPENING. 1242 00:26:44,006 --> 00:26:47,017 >> Seth: THIS IS -- COME ON. 1243 00:26:47,017 --> 00:26:51,002 TO THE SHOW, I GET IT. 1244 00:26:47,017 --> 00:26:51,002 I KNOW YOU'RE FRUSTRATED 1245 00:26:51,002 --> 00:26:53,022 [ SIGHS 1246 00:26:51,002 --> 00:26:53,022 SO, THIS IS A HORROR ANTHOLOGY 1247 00:26:53,022 --> 00:26:56,019 BUT IT'S - 1248 00:26:53,022 --> 00:26:56,019 [ SCREAMS 1249 00:26:56,019 --> 00:26:59,008 IT'S NOT 1250 00:26:56,019 --> 00:26:59,008 >> NO, IT IS, IT IS. 1251 00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:01,000 IT IS, IT IS 1252 00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:01,000 >> Seth: OH, GOOD. 1253 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000 >> I'M JUST CELEBRATING WITH 1254 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,000 YOU. 1255 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,010 >> Seth: OH, GREAT 1256 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,010 >> WOOO. 1257 00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:06,027 >> Seth: I DON'T WANT TO GIVE 1258 00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:06,027 ANYTHING AWAY BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY 1259 00:27:06,027 --> 00:27:10,012 THE CLIP DOESN'T QUITE SHOW US 1260 00:27:06,027 --> 00:27:10,012 WHERE WE'RE GOING. 1261 00:27:10,012 --> 00:27:12,008 >> RIGHT 1262 00:27:10,012 --> 00:27:12,008 >> Seth: BUT THERE'S A FAIR 1263 00:27:12,008 --> 00:27:14,003 AMOUNT OF MAKEUP INVOLVED IN 1264 00:27:12,008 --> 00:27:14,003 THIS 1265 00:27:14,003 --> 00:27:16,000 WAS THAT AN ENTERTAINING PART OF 1266 00:27:14,003 --> 00:27:16,000 THAT 1267 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,015 >> LET ME TELL YOU, THERE WAS A 1268 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,015 FAIR AMOUNT OF MAKEUP INVOLVED, 1269 00:27:19,015 --> 00:27:21,017 AND I HAD TO DO SOMETHING THAT I 1270 00:27:19,015 --> 00:27:21,017 WAS EXCITED FOR BECAUSE, YOU 1271 00:27:21,017 --> 00:27:28,013 KNOW, IN LIKE -- LIKE A 1272 00:27:21,017 --> 00:27:28,013 "TRANSFORMERS" MOVIE OR LIKE AN 1273 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:32,002 "AVENGERS" MOVIE, YOU KNOW 1274 00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:32,002 THERE'S A LOT OF MAKEUP ON ONE'S 1275 00:27:32,002 --> 00:27:33,024 FACE, AND I WAS EXCITED TO 1276 00:27:32,002 --> 00:27:33,024 EXPERIMENT WITH THAT 1277 00:27:33,024 --> 00:27:38,018 BUT I LEARNED IN THIS -- I 1278 00:27:33,024 --> 00:27:38,018 LEARNED ON THIS JOB SET THAT I 1279 00:27:38,018 --> 00:27:43,015 HAVE PANIC ATTACKS WHEN'S THERE 1280 00:27:38,018 --> 00:27:43,015 SILICONE ON ME, WHEN THERE'S 1281 00:27:43,015 --> 00:27:45,014 SILICONE ON MY FACE. 1282 00:27:43,015 --> 00:27:45,014 >> Seth: OH, WOW 1283 00:27:45,014 --> 00:27:47,013 >> SO I WAS -- I HAD TO TAP OUT, 1284 00:27:45,014 --> 00:27:47,013 YEAH 1285 00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:49,004 I WAS ABOUT TO PUT A WHOLE MASK 1286 00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:49,004 ON AND IT WAS A BIG DAY OF 1287 00:27:49,004 --> 00:27:55,007 MAKEUP, AND I LAID BACK IN THE 1288 00:27:49,004 --> 00:27:55,007 CHAIR AND I STARTED TO ASK IF 1289 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,003 THEY COULD MAKE THE NOSE HOLES 1290 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,003 BIGGER AND THE EYES HOLES 1291 00:27:57,003 --> 00:28:00,004 BIGGER 1292 00:27:57,003 --> 00:28:00,004 AND THEN THE VISUAL EFFECTS GUY 1293 00:28:00,004 --> 00:28:02,000 WAS JUST LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT? 1294 00:28:00,004 --> 00:28:02,000 I'M GONNA CALL THIS. 1295 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,019 YOU NEED TO LEAVE. 1296 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,019 I'M NOT GONNA FINISH PUTTING 1297 00:28:04,019 --> 00:28:07,023 MAKEUP ON YOU FACE." 1298 00:28:04,019 --> 00:28:07,023 >> Seth: HOW FAR INTO THE 1299 00:28:07,023 --> 00:28:09,006 PROCESS? 1300 00:28:07,023 --> 00:28:09,006 'CAUSE I KNOW SOMETIMES THAT CAN 1301 00:28:09,006 --> 00:28:11,001 TAKE HOURS 1302 00:28:09,006 --> 00:28:11,001 HOW FAR INTO IT DID YOU TAP OUT? 1303 00:28:11,001 --> 00:28:14,020 >> WE'RE LIKE -- WE WERE LIKE 1304 00:28:11,001 --> 00:28:14,020 15 MINUTES 1305 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:16,016 AND I HAD THE REST OF THE DAY 1306 00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:16,016 OFF FROM WORK BECAUSE HE 1307 00:28:16,016 --> 00:28:19,015 WOULDN'T PUT IT ON MY FACE 1308 00:28:16,016 --> 00:28:19,015 BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS VERY 1309 00:28:19,015 --> 00:28:22,027 CHARITABLE 1310 00:28:19,015 --> 00:28:22,027 HE KIND OF WAS ABLE TO -- HE WAS 1311 00:28:22,027 --> 00:28:25,002 KIND OF ABLE TO STAND UP FOR ME. 1312 00:28:22,027 --> 00:28:25,002 IN A WAY I WASN'T NECESSARILY 1313 00:28:25,002 --> 00:28:27,027 ABLE TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF. 1314 00:28:25,002 --> 00:28:27,027 >> Seth: YEAH, I IMAGINE THAT HE 1315 00:28:27,027 --> 00:28:29,007 OVER THE YEARS PROBABLY HAS AN 1316 00:28:27,027 --> 00:28:29,007 EXPERTISE IN KNOWING WHO CAN PUT 1317 00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:32,009 UP WITH SOMETHING AND WHO CAN'T. 1318 00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:32,009 >> HE KNEW 1319 00:28:32,009 --> 00:28:37,022 [ DOG SNEEZES 1320 00:28:32,009 --> 00:28:37,022 [ LAUGHTER ] 1321 00:28:37,022 --> 00:28:43,000 >> Seth: THAT IS -- I THINK 1322 00:28:37,022 --> 00:28:43,000 GOING THROUGH COVID AND HEARING 1323 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,008 A SNEEZE THAT LOUD, IT'S HARD 1324 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,008 NOT TO BE VERY JARRING 1325 00:28:46,008 --> 00:28:47,012 >> I KNOW, IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE. 1326 00:28:46,008 --> 00:28:47,012 >> Seth: AND THEN YOU 1327 00:28:47,012 --> 00:28:50,009 IMMEDIATELY LIKE -- YOU INDEX 1328 00:28:47,012 --> 00:28:50,009 LIKE, "CAN DOGS GET COVID? 1329 00:28:50,009 --> 00:28:53,014 >> YEAH. 1330 00:28:50,009 --> 00:28:53,014 >> Seth: BUT GOD BLESS YOU 1331 00:28:53,014 --> 00:28:54,024 >> THE ANSWER IS NO. 1332 00:28:53,014 --> 00:28:54,024 >> Seth: GOD BLESS YOU, TANK 1333 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:56,004 >> THE ANSWER IS NO. 1334 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:56,004 THEY ABSOLUTELY CAN'T GET COVID. 1335 00:28:56,004 --> 00:28:59,009 AND ALSO, I CAN'T PUT ON THOSE 1336 00:28:56,004 --> 00:28:59,009 THINGS 1337 00:28:59,009 --> 00:29:01,014 I CAN'T PUT MAKEUP LIKE THAT ON 1338 00:28:59,009 --> 00:29:01,014 MY FACE. 1339 00:29:01,014 --> 00:29:04,003 IF THERE WAS ANYTHING I LEARNED 1340 00:29:01,014 --> 00:29:04,003 FROM "MONSTERLAND" IT'S THAT I 1341 00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:08,008 CANNOT HAVE SILICONE OVER MY 1342 00:29:04,003 --> 00:29:08,008 NOSE HOLES OR MY EYES. 1343 00:29:08,008 --> 00:29:11,003 I CAN'T DO IT. 1344 00:29:08,008 --> 00:29:11,003 ALSO, I WAS TRYING TO PAINT MY 1345 00:29:11,003 --> 00:29:14,017 NAILS BEFORE WE STARTED AND I 1346 00:29:11,003 --> 00:29:14,017 DIDN'T HAVE TIME 1347 00:29:14,017 --> 00:29:16,026 [ LAUGHTER ] 1348 00:29:14,017 --> 00:29:16,026 I WANTED TO MAKE SURE -- I 1349 00:29:16,026 --> 00:29:19,005 WANTED TO MAKE SURE I WAS 1350 00:29:16,026 --> 00:29:19,005 COMPLETELY UNCHIPPED FOR YOU 1351 00:29:19,005 --> 00:29:21,014 SETH, IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU. 1352 00:29:19,005 --> 00:29:21,014 >> Seth: IT'S SO NICE TO SEE 1353 00:29:21,014 --> 00:29:22,027 YOU, TOO 1354 00:29:21,014 --> 00:29:22,027 AND I THINK THAT WAS REALLY 1355 00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:25,002 GREAT THAT YOU DID THAT 'CAUSE I 1356 00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:25,002 FEEL LIKE WE WERE GONNA HEAR A 1357 00:29:25,002 --> 00:29:28,007 LOT ON SOCIAL MEDIA AFTER THIS 1358 00:29:25,002 --> 00:29:28,007 INTERVIEW ABOUT HOW CHIPPED YOUR 1359 00:29:28,007 --> 00:29:31,010 NAILS WERE AND NOW I FEEL LIKE 1360 00:29:28,007 --> 00:29:31,010 YOU'VE COVERED YOUR BACK 1361 00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:32,017 >> I KNOW, I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I 1362 00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:32,017 REALLY -- I DID IT THE BEST I 1363 00:29:32,017 --> 00:29:36,017 COULD. 1364 00:29:32,017 --> 00:29:36,017 BETWEEN THE NARCOLEPSY AND THE 1365 00:29:36,017 --> 00:29:43,010 STATE OF PUBLIC DISCOURSE IN OUR 1366 00:29:36,017 --> 00:29:43,010 COUNTRY, I PUT ON A SHIRT. 1367 00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:44,019 >> Seth: YEAH. 1368 00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:44,019 I THINK YOU DID GREAT. 1369 00:29:44,019 --> 00:29:46,022 I MEAN, I DO THINK THERE ARE 1370 00:29:44,019 --> 00:29:46,022 GONNA BE SOME PEOPLE THAT ARE A 1371 00:29:46,022 --> 00:29:48,014 LITTLE BIT DISAPPOINTED YOU 1372 00:29:46,022 --> 00:29:48,014 DIDN'T NOD OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF 1373 00:29:48,014 --> 00:29:50,010 THIS 1374 00:29:48,014 --> 00:29:50,010 >> YEAH. 1375 00:29:50,010 --> 00:29:53,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 1376 00:29:50,010 --> 00:29:53,021 SOMEDAY YOU'LL SEE THE PICTURE 1377 00:29:53,021 --> 00:29:55,007 I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1378 00:29:53,021 --> 00:29:55,007 >> Seth: YEAH, WE'LL DO THAT 1379 00:29:55,007 --> 00:29:57,016 I THINK THAT'S IT. 1380 00:29:55,007 --> 00:29:57,016 I THINK THE OFF-AIR IS PROBABLY 1381 00:29:57,016 --> 00:29:59,021 THE BETTER WAY TO DO THAT. 1382 00:29:57,016 --> 00:29:59,021 >> YEAH. 1383 00:29:59,021 --> 00:30:00,024 >> Seth: CONGRATULATIONS ON THE 1384 00:29:59,021 --> 00:30:00,024 SHOW 1385 00:30:00,024 --> 00:30:02,000 >> THANK YOU 1386 00:30:00,024 --> 00:30:02,000 >> Seth: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1387 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,020 BEING HERE 1388 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,020 >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME 1389 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,023 >> Seth: IT IS ALWAYS THE BEST 1390 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,023 TO SEE YOU 1391 00:30:04,023 --> 00:30:06,016 >> YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GREAT 1392 00:30:04,023 --> 00:30:06,016 JOB. 1393 00:30:06,016 --> 00:30:07,015 >> Seth: IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY 1394 00:30:06,016 --> 00:30:07,015 MEET YOU, TANK 1395 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,011 >> I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE DOING 1396 00:30:07,015 --> 00:30:08,011 RIGHT NOW. 1397 00:30:08,011 --> 00:30:09,027 IT'S BEAUTIFUL 1398 00:30:08,011 --> 00:30:09,027 IT'S WONDERFUL 1399 00:30:09,027 --> 00:30:11,016 >> Seth: AND WE'LL SEE YOU SOON. 1400 00:30:09,027 --> 00:30:11,016 >> YEAH. 1401 00:30:11,016 --> 00:30:12,019 >> Seth: YOU GUYS, THAT WAS 1402 00:30:11,016 --> 00:30:12,019 TAYLOR SCHILLING 1403 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:14,011 ALL EPISODES OF "MONSTERLAND" 1404 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:14,011 WILL BE AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON 1405 00:30:14,011 --> 00:30:16,003 HULU THIS FRIDAY 1406 00:30:14,011 --> 00:30:16,003 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 1407 00:30:16,003 --> 00:30:39,004 BRIAN STELTER. 1408 00:30:16,003 --> 00:30:39,004 ♪ 1409 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,006 >> Seth: OUR NEXT GUEST IS CNN'S 1410 00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,006 CHIEF MEDIA CORRESPONDENT AND 1411 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:45,010 THE ANCHOR OF THE NETWORK'S SHOW 1412 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:45,010 "RELIABLE SOURCES. 1413 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,020 HIS BEST-SELLING BOOK "HOAX: 1414 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,020 DONALD TRUMP, FOX NEWS AND THE 1415 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:49,018 DANGEROUS DISTORTION OF TRUTH" 1416 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:49,018 IS OUT NOW 1417 00:30:49,018 --> 00:30:51,014 PLEASE WELCOME TO THE SHOW, 1418 00:30:49,018 --> 00:30:51,014 BRIAN STELTER. 1419 00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:53,026 THANKS FOR BEING HERE, BRIAN 1420 00:30:51,014 --> 00:30:53,026 >> HELLO, THANK YOU. 1421 00:30:53,026 --> 00:30:56,015 GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1422 00:30:53,026 --> 00:30:56,015 >> Seth: AND INCREDIBLE 1423 00:30:56,015 --> 00:30:57,026 RESTRAINT TO NOT BE DOING THIS 1424 00:30:56,015 --> 00:30:57,026 IN FRONT OF A BOOK SHELF THAT 1425 00:30:57,026 --> 00:31:01,022 HAS YOUR NEW BOOK. 1426 00:30:57,026 --> 00:31:01,022 I TIP MY CAP 1427 00:31:01,022 --> 00:31:03,004 >> I DON'T HAVE ANY BOOKS LEFT, 1428 00:31:01,022 --> 00:31:03,004 SETH 1429 00:31:03,004 --> 00:31:04,024 THEY'RE TOO POPULAR. 1430 00:31:03,004 --> 00:31:04,024 >> Seth: OH, WOW 1431 00:31:04,024 --> 00:31:07,015 NICE ONE 1432 00:31:04,024 --> 00:31:07,015 VERY NICE PLAY ON THAT ONE 1433 00:31:07,015 --> 00:31:10,012 SO, YOU KNOW, THIS IS A BOOK 1434 00:31:07,015 --> 00:31:10,012 ABOUT FOX NEWS 1435 00:31:10,012 --> 00:31:12,007 ONE OF THE PEOPLE YOU COVER IN 1436 00:31:10,012 --> 00:31:12,007 THE BOOK, AMONG MANY, IS 1437 00:31:12,007 --> 00:31:15,009 CHRIS WALLACE, THE MODERATOR OF 1438 00:31:12,007 --> 00:31:15,009 LAST NIGHT'S DEBATE WHO WENT 1439 00:31:15,009 --> 00:31:17,024 INTO IT SAYING THAT HE WANTED TO 1440 00:31:15,009 --> 00:31:17,024 BE INVISIBLE 1441 00:31:17,024 --> 00:31:20,013 THAT DOES NOT STRIKE ME AS THE 1442 00:31:17,024 --> 00:31:20,013 CASE HERE, AS WE'RE COMING UP ON 1443 00:31:20,013 --> 00:31:24,016 A DAY LATER. 1444 00:31:20,013 --> 00:31:24,016 HOW DO YOU THINK HE PERFORMED 1445 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:27,009 LAST NIGHT IN, OBVIOUSLY TO GIVE 1446 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:27,009 HIM SOME CREDIT, A VERY CHAOTIC 1447 00:31:27,009 --> 00:31:31,015 NIGHT? 1448 00:31:27,009 --> 00:31:31,015 >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 1449 00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:33,010 WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO MODERATE 1450 00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:33,010 A DEBATE WITH DONALD TRUMP 1451 00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:34,025 I DON'T THINK I WOULD EVER WANT 1452 00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:34,025 TO DO IT 1453 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:37,021 IT'S A VERY, VERY DIFFICULT 1454 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:37,021 MISSION. 1455 00:31:37,021 --> 00:31:40,016 SO, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME 1456 00:31:37,021 --> 00:31:40,016 SYMPATHY FOR CHRIS WALLACE 1457 00:31:40,016 --> 00:31:42,003 BUT, YOU KNOW, HE GAVE AN 1458 00:31:40,016 --> 00:31:42,003 INTERVIEW TO "THE NEW YORK 1459 00:31:42,003 --> 00:31:44,025 TIMES" TODAY WHERE HE SAID HE 1460 00:31:42,003 --> 00:31:44,025 NEVER DREAMT THAT IT WOULD GO 1461 00:31:44,025 --> 00:31:47,020 OFF THE RAILS THIS WAY 1462 00:31:44,025 --> 00:31:47,020 HE NEVER DREAMT THAT TRUMP'S 1463 00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:50,025 STRATEGY WOULD BE TO JUST 1464 00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:50,025 INTERRUPT CONSTANTLY AND THROW 1465 00:31:50,025 --> 00:31:53,007 EVERYTHING OFF 1466 00:31:50,025 --> 00:31:53,007 WELL, HERE'S THE PROBLEM, SETH, 1467 00:31:53,007 --> 00:31:56,011 A FAILURE OF IMAGINATION HAS 1468 00:31:53,007 --> 00:31:56,011 BEEN A BIG PROBLEM FOR THE PAST 1469 00:31:56,011 --> 00:31:58,024 FIVE YEARS 1470 00:31:56,011 --> 00:31:58,024 A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T IMAGINE 1471 00:31:58,024 --> 00:32:01,026 THAT TRUMP COULD GET ELECTED 1472 00:31:58,024 --> 00:32:01,026 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE DIDN'T 1473 00:32:01,026 --> 00:32:04,011 IMAGINE THAT HE WOULD GO IN TO 1474 00:32:01,026 --> 00:32:04,011 OFFICE AND TRY TO BREAK ALL THE 1475 00:32:04,011 --> 00:32:07,019 GLASS AND BLOW UP THE 1476 00:32:04,011 --> 00:32:07,019 INSTITUTIONS OF THE COUNTRY. 1477 00:32:07,019 --> 00:32:09,028 WE NEED TO MAKE SURE WE DON'T 1478 00:32:07,019 --> 00:32:09,028 HAVE ANY MORE FAILURES OF 1479 00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:13,016 IMAGINATION RIGHT NOW. 1480 00:32:09,028 --> 00:32:13,016 THIS WAS PREDICTABLE 1481 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,006 >> Seth: I DO APPRECIATE HIS 1482 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:15,006 HONESTY IN SAYING HE DIDN'T SEE 1483 00:32:15,006 --> 00:32:16,019 IT COMING. 1484 00:32:15,006 --> 00:32:16,019 BUT EVEN IF HE DID SEE IT 1485 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:19,017 COMING, WHAT DO YOU DO IN THAT 1486 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:19,017 SITUATION? 1487 00:32:19,017 --> 00:32:22,003 AND, YOU KNOW, EVEN NOW, WE HAVE 1488 00:32:19,017 --> 00:32:22,003 THE DEBATE COMMISION SAYING 1489 00:32:22,003 --> 00:32:24,025 THEY'RE GONNA CHANGE THE RULES 1490 00:32:22,003 --> 00:32:24,025 BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE THEY'RE 1491 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:27,000 GOING TO CHANGE IT IN A WAY 1492 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:27,000 THAT'LL STOP DONALD TRUMP FROM 1493 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,015 BLOWING UP WHATEVER STANDARDS 1494 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,015 THEY SET FOR ANY DEBATES 1495 00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:32,017 I MEAN, IS THERE A WAY TO HAVE A 1496 00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:32,017 NORMAL DEBATE WHEN ONE-HALF OF 1497 00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:40,003 THE DEBATORS IS DONALD TRUMP 1498 00:32:32,017 --> 00:32:40,003 >> WELL, THAT'S THE THING. 1499 00:32:40,003 --> 00:32:41,009 EVEN IF THEY CUT OFF HIS 1500 00:32:40,003 --> 00:32:41,009 MICROPHONE IN FUTURE DEBATES, 1501 00:32:41,009 --> 00:32:42,028 WHICH IS DEFINITELY BEING TALKED 1502 00:32:41,009 --> 00:32:42,028 ABOUT BY THE COMMISSION NOW, 1503 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:44,005 EVEN IF THEY CUT OFF HIS 1504 00:32:42,028 --> 00:32:44,005 MICROPHONE SO THAT THE VIEWERS 1505 00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,020 CAN'T HEAR HIM, JOE BIDEN CAN 1506 00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,020 STILL HEAR HIM 1507 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:49,026 THE MODERATOR CAN STILL HEAR 1508 00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:49,026 HIM. 1509 00:32:49,026 --> 00:32:53,024 SO, EVEN CUTTING OFF THE 1510 00:32:49,026 --> 00:32:53,024 MICROPHONE IS NOT GOING TO BE 1511 00:32:53,024 --> 00:32:56,022 ENOUGH TO MODERATE OR CONTROL 1512 00:32:53,024 --> 00:32:56,022 THE SITUATION. 1513 00:32:56,022 --> 00:32:59,024 BUT HERE'S WHY THE NEXT DEBATE 1514 00:32:56,022 --> 00:32:59,024 WILL BE DIFFERENT, IT'S GOING TO 1515 00:32:59,024 --> 00:33:01,020 BE A TOWN HALL IN FRONT OF 1516 00:32:59,024 --> 00:33:01,020 NORMAL PEOPLE ASKING AVERAGE 1517 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:08,006 AMERICAN QUESTIONS 1518 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:08,006 SO, MAYBE HE WON'T FEEL LIKE HE 1519 00:33:08,006 --> 00:33:10,025 CAN BE AS MUCH OF A -- YOU USED 1520 00:33:08,006 --> 00:33:10,025 A LOT OF WORDS EARLIER, RABID 1521 00:33:10,025 --> 00:33:12,004 DOG, YOU KNOW. 1522 00:33:10,025 --> 00:33:12,004 MAYBE HE'LL FEEL LIKE HE CAN'T 1523 00:33:12,004 --> 00:33:13,023 DO THAT WHEN HE IS IN A TOWN 1524 00:33:12,004 --> 00:33:13,023 HALL FORMAT. 1525 00:33:13,023 --> 00:33:15,006 >> Seth: HOW DARE YOU PUT MY 1526 00:33:13,023 --> 00:33:15,006 WORDS IN MY MOUTH. 1527 00:33:15,006 --> 00:33:18,024 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 1528 00:33:15,006 --> 00:33:18,024 I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT ABOUT 1529 00:33:18,024 --> 00:33:20,010 CUTTING OFF THE MICS, BECAUSE, 1530 00:33:18,024 --> 00:33:20,010 YOU KNOW, WORKING IN TV YOU KNOW 1531 00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,023 THIS 1532 00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:22,023 AGAIN, IF THEY CUT OFF HIS MIC, 1533 00:33:22,023 --> 00:33:26,001 NOT ONLY THE POINT YOU MADE IS 1534 00:33:22,023 --> 00:33:26,001 TRUE THAT, YOU KNOW, BIDEN WILL 1535 00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:29,006 STILL HEAR HIM 1536 00:33:26,001 --> 00:33:29,006 YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO HEAR HIM 1537 00:33:29,006 --> 00:33:31,018 A LITTLE BIT THROUGH BIDEN'S 1538 00:33:29,006 --> 00:33:31,018 MIC, AND IT WILL BE MORE 1539 00:33:31,018 --> 00:33:36,026 DISTRACTING THEN IT WOULD BE 1540 00:33:31,018 --> 00:33:36,026 HEARING THE WORDS HE'S SAYING. 1541 00:33:36,026 --> 00:33:38,000 SO, I HOPE THAT'S NOT THEIR 1542 00:33:36,026 --> 00:33:38,000 PLAN, BECAUSE THAT IS A BAD 1543 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,003 PLAN 1544 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,003 YOU TALK ABOUT, IN THIS BOOK AS 1545 00:33:42,003 --> 00:33:46,014 WELL, HOW INFLUENCED 1546 00:33:42,003 --> 00:33:46,014 DONALD TRUMP IS BY FOX NEWS. 1547 00:33:46,014 --> 00:33:49,019 WHAT ELEMENTS OF THAT DID YOU 1548 00:33:46,014 --> 00:33:49,019 SEE CLEARLY ON DISPLAY LAST 1549 00:33:49,019 --> 00:33:52,024 NIGHT? 1550 00:33:49,019 --> 00:33:52,024 >> ALL THE HUNTER BIDEN 1551 00:33:52,024 --> 00:33:55,025 REFERENCES 1552 00:33:52,024 --> 00:33:55,025 TRUMP'S WEIRD REFERENCE TO WHERE 1553 00:33:55,025 --> 00:33:58,019 BIDEN WENT TO COLLEGE IN 1554 00:33:55,025 --> 00:33:58,019 DELAWARE 1555 00:33:58,019 --> 00:34:00,021 IT'S ALL THESE RIGHT WING MEMES 1556 00:33:58,019 --> 00:34:00,021 THAT GET INTO TRUMP'S DIET 1557 00:34:00,021 --> 00:34:03,009 THROUGH FOX NEWS 1558 00:34:00,021 --> 00:34:03,009 FOX IS LIKE THE BEATING HEART OF 1559 00:34:03,009 --> 00:34:07,004 THE RIGHT WING MEDIA WORLD 1560 00:34:03,009 --> 00:34:07,004 AND THEN WHAT COMES OUT OF THAT 1561 00:34:07,004 --> 00:34:09,023 HEART, WHETHER IT'S BLOOD OR 1562 00:34:07,004 --> 00:34:09,023 SOMETHING ELSE, IT GETS PUMPED 1563 00:34:09,023 --> 00:34:12,028 ALL THROUGHOUT THE RIGHT WING 1564 00:34:09,023 --> 00:34:12,028 BODY 1565 00:34:12,028 --> 00:34:16,019 SO, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES STUFF 1566 00:34:12,028 --> 00:34:16,019 STARTS ON FOX, OTHER TIMES IT 1567 00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:19,014 STARTS IN THE BEAVER SWAMPS OF 1568 00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:19,014 THE INTERNET AND GETS ON TO "FOX 1569 00:34:19,014 --> 00:34:22,016 AND FRIENDS", BUT THE POINT IS, 1570 00:34:19,014 --> 00:34:22,016 TRUMP GETS TO IT VIA FOX 1571 00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:25,005 SO, FOX IS LIKE THE DELIVERY 1572 00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:25,005 DEVICE FOR THIS POISONED 1573 00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:27,020 INFORMATION. 1574 00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:27,020 AND, FRANKLY, THAT IS WHAT IS SO 1575 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:30,019 DISTURBING TO ME AS A MEDIA 1576 00:34:27,020 --> 00:34:30,019 REPORTER 1577 00:34:30,019 --> 00:34:33,015 I LOOK AT TRUMP THROUGH A FOX 1578 00:34:30,019 --> 00:34:33,015 NEWS PRISM 1579 00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:37,013 SO, HE IS GETTING A POISONED 1580 00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:37,013 INFORMATION DIET, AND WHEN HE'S 1581 00:34:37,013 --> 00:34:38,025 OUT THERE SCREAMING ABOUT 1582 00:34:37,013 --> 00:34:38,025 HUNTER BIDEN ON STAGE, WELL, 1583 00:34:38,025 --> 00:34:42,021 HE'S PROVING MY POINT. 1584 00:34:38,025 --> 00:34:42,021 >> Seth: A LOT OF PEOPLE, YOU 1585 00:34:42,021 --> 00:34:45,012 SORT OF SAW ON SOCIAL MEDIA 1586 00:34:42,021 --> 00:34:45,012 THROUGHOUT THE DEBATE LAST 1587 00:34:45,012 --> 00:34:47,017 NIGHT, WERE SAYING "I CAN'T 1588 00:34:45,012 --> 00:34:47,017 HANDLE THIS. 1589 00:34:47,017 --> 00:34:51,025 I'M TUNING OUT 1590 00:34:47,017 --> 00:34:51,025 THIS IS TOO TOXIC. 1591 00:34:51,025 --> 00:34:53,011 YOU NOT ONLY WATCHED THE DEBATE 1592 00:34:51,025 --> 00:34:53,011 LAST NIGHT, BUT YOU, FOR YOUR 1593 00:34:53,011 --> 00:34:56,013 BOOK, YOU SORT OF WATCH FOX NEWS 1594 00:34:53,011 --> 00:34:56,013 MORE THAN IS MAYBE A HEALTHY 1595 00:34:56,013 --> 00:34:59,024 AMOUNT 1596 00:34:56,013 --> 00:34:59,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 1597 00:34:59,024 --> 00:35:04,000 DID YOU FIND IT HARD TO WATCH IT 1598 00:34:59,024 --> 00:35:04,000 DAY IN AND DAY OUT 1599 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,002 >> THAT'S FUNNY, I WATCH IT A 1600 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,002 LOT LIKE PRESIDENT TRUMP 1601 00:35:06,002 --> 00:35:08,014 I HAVE THE VOLUME OFF. 1602 00:35:06,002 --> 00:35:08,014 I WATCH IT BY FAST-FORWARDING, 1603 00:35:08,014 --> 00:35:11,009 I'LL FAST-FORWARD THROUGH SHOWS 1604 00:35:08,014 --> 00:35:11,009 JUST SO I CAN AT LEAST SEE 1605 00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:13,018 WHAT'S ON THE BANNER, SEE WHAT 1606 00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:13,018 THEY'RE SAYING 1607 00:35:13,018 --> 00:35:15,000 BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU CAN 1608 00:35:13,018 --> 00:35:15,000 UNDERSTAND AMERICA WITHOUT 1609 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,025 UNDERSTANDING FOX RIGHT NOW. 1610 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,025 IT IS AN ALTERNATIVE REALITY, 1611 00:35:18,025 --> 00:35:20,021 WHERE NEW YORK CITY, A PLACE I 1612 00:35:18,025 --> 00:35:20,021 LOVE, IS A HELL-HOLE, A DISASTER 1613 00:35:20,021 --> 00:35:24,029 ZONE 1614 00:35:20,021 --> 00:35:24,029 IT'S SO UNHINGED FROM REALITY, 1615 00:35:24,029 --> 00:35:27,007 BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR 1616 00:35:24,029 --> 00:35:27,007 GRANDFATHER OR YOUR GRANDMOTHER 1617 00:35:27,007 --> 00:35:28,013 IS HEARING ON FOX, THEN YOU 1618 00:35:27,007 --> 00:35:28,013 CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE A REASONABLE 1619 00:35:28,013 --> 00:35:32,002 CONVERSATION 1620 00:35:28,013 --> 00:35:32,002 SO, I DID WATCH TOO MUCH FOX FOR 1621 00:35:32,002 --> 00:35:35,013 THE BOOK, MOSTLY MUTED 1622 00:35:32,002 --> 00:35:35,013 AND, HERE'S THE FUNNY THING, AT 1623 00:35:35,013 --> 00:35:40,002 HOME -- I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS 1624 00:35:35,013 --> 00:35:40,002 WORKS, SETH, MY WIFE WOULD 1625 00:35:40,002 --> 00:35:41,018 ALWAYS KNOW WHEN I HAD FOX WITH 1626 00:35:40,002 --> 00:35:41,018 THE VOLUME UP. 1627 00:35:41,018 --> 00:35:43,026 WHENEVER I TURNED THE VOLUME UP, 1628 00:35:41,018 --> 00:35:43,026 SHE SOMEHOW COULD TELL THAT IT 1629 00:35:43,026 --> 00:35:45,012 WASN'T CNN OR MSNBC. 1630 00:35:43,026 --> 00:35:45,012 IT WAS LIKE SHE HAD A SIXTH 1631 00:35:45,012 --> 00:35:50,023 SENSE FOR FOX. 1632 00:35:45,012 --> 00:35:50,023 AND, OF COURSE, SHE WANTED ME TO 1633 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,004 MUTE IT. 1634 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,004 BUT, I TOLD HER I WAS WORKING. 1635 00:35:52,004 --> 00:35:54,017 I TOLD HER I HAD TO WORK 1636 00:35:52,004 --> 00:35:54,017 >> Seth: WELL, ONE THING SHE 1637 00:35:54,017 --> 00:35:57,019 MIGHT HAVE HEARD ON FOX NEWS 1638 00:35:54,017 --> 00:35:57,019 THAT YOU DON'T HEAR ON THE OTHER 1639 00:35:57,019 --> 00:36:00,008 CABLE NEWS CHANNELS, IS FOX NEWS 1640 00:35:57,019 --> 00:36:00,008 PERSONALITIES COMPLAINING ABOUT 1641 00:36:00,008 --> 00:36:06,005 YOU BY NAME. 1642 00:36:00,008 --> 00:36:06,005 YOU COME UP A LOT. 1643 00:36:06,005 --> 00:36:08,017 HOW IS IT -- HOW DOES IT FEEL TO 1644 00:36:06,005 --> 00:36:08,017 BE A CABLE NEWS REPORTER WHO IS, 1645 00:36:08,017 --> 00:36:13,002 YOU KNOW, BASICALLY BEING 1646 00:36:08,017 --> 00:36:13,002 DRAGGED BY THE CABLE NEWS 1647 00:36:13,002 --> 00:36:16,027 REPORTERS ON ANOTHER NETWORK 1648 00:36:13,002 --> 00:36:16,027 >> YEAH, I'M ONE OF THEIR HATE 1649 00:36:16,027 --> 00:36:18,013 OBJECTS, AND WE JUST HAVE TO 1650 00:36:16,027 --> 00:36:18,013 VIEW IT THE WAY IT IS. 1651 00:36:18,013 --> 00:36:20,018 LET'S CALL IT WHAT IT IS 1652 00:36:18,013 --> 00:36:20,018 TRUMP IS LEADING A HATE MOVEMENT 1653 00:36:20,018 --> 00:36:23,023 AGAINST THE MEDIA AND HE HAS A 1654 00:36:20,018 --> 00:36:23,023 BUNCH OF HATE OBJECTS, AND FOX 1655 00:36:23,023 --> 00:36:27,008 PICKS UP ON THOSE AND RUNS WITH 1656 00:36:23,023 --> 00:36:27,008 THOSE. 1657 00:36:27,008 --> 00:36:29,027 BUT, IT IS SO SURREAL, SETH. 1658 00:36:27,008 --> 00:36:29,027 WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING 1659 00:36:29,027 --> 00:36:32,018 SEAN HANNITY'S SHOW, AND ALL OF 1660 00:36:29,027 --> 00:36:32,018 A SUDDEN HE'S CALLING YOU 1661 00:36:32,018 --> 00:36:33,028 HUMPTY DUMPTY, AND HE'S USING A 1662 00:36:32,018 --> 00:36:33,028 FUNNY PICTURE OF YOU ON TV, THAT 1663 00:36:33,028 --> 00:36:36,020 NEVER GETS OLD 1664 00:36:33,028 --> 00:36:36,020 THAT IS ALWAYS WEIRD 1665 00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,029 AND IT'S WEIRD FOR ME BECAUSE 1666 00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:37,029 HANNITY USED TO BE REALLY 1667 00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:41,004 FRIENDLY WITH ME 1668 00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:41,004 HE GAVE ME GREAT ADVICE WHEN I 1669 00:36:41,004 --> 00:36:44,008 WENT IN TO CNN 1670 00:36:41,004 --> 00:36:44,008 LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE USED TO BE 1671 00:36:44,008 --> 00:36:47,015 ALMOST A MENTOR OF SORTS 1672 00:36:44,008 --> 00:36:47,015 TUCKER CARLSON, TOO. 1673 00:36:47,015 --> 00:36:49,021 HE DONATED MONEY WHEN I WAS A 1674 00:36:47,015 --> 00:36:49,021 BLOGGER. 1675 00:36:49,021 --> 00:36:52,019 SO, TO HAVE THESE RELATIONSHIPS 1676 00:36:49,021 --> 00:36:52,019 WITH THESE GUYS, AND THEN TO SEE 1677 00:36:52,019 --> 00:36:55,027 THEM FALL SO FAR DOWN THE TRUMP 1678 00:36:52,019 --> 00:36:55,027 RABBIT HOLE, IT REALLY IS 1679 00:36:55,027 --> 00:36:58,013 SURREAL. 1680 00:36:55,027 --> 00:36:58,013 YOU KNOW, TUCKER CALLED ME A 1681 00:36:58,013 --> 00:37:01,021 EUNUCH ONCE, AND I HAD TO GOOGLE 1682 00:36:58,013 --> 00:37:01,021 THAT WORD. 1683 00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:03,023 AND I WISH I HADN'T LEARNED WHAT 1684 00:37:01,021 --> 00:37:03,023 IT MEANT 1685 00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:05,029 BUT NOW EVERYDAY, I GET TWEETS 1686 00:37:03,023 --> 00:37:05,029 FROM PEOPLE CALLING ME THOSE 1687 00:37:05,029 --> 00:37:08,014 INSULTS. 1688 00:37:05,029 --> 00:37:08,014 AND IT REALLY DOES SPEAK TO HOW 1689 00:37:08,014 --> 00:37:14,004 THIS INFORMATION WAR IS WAGED. 1690 00:37:08,014 --> 00:37:14,004 LIKE, I THINK IT'S MOSTLY FUNNY, 1691 00:37:14,004 --> 00:37:16,001 AND I DON'T REALLY CARE THAT 1692 00:37:14,004 --> 00:37:16,001 THEY CALL ME HUMPTY-DUMPTY, AND 1693 00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:18,000 I KNOW THAT I'VE GOT A BALD 1694 00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:18,000 HEAD 1695 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,028 BUT, IT DOES SHOW HOW THE 1696 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,028 INFORMATION WAR IS WAGED WHEN 1697 00:37:21,028 --> 00:37:24,013 ALL THESE TROLLS PILE ON AND USE 1698 00:37:21,028 --> 00:37:24,013 THE NICKNAMES THAT FOX COMES UP 1699 00:37:24,013 --> 00:37:26,019 WITH 1700 00:37:24,013 --> 00:37:26,019 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 1701 00:37:26,019 --> 00:37:28,011 >> Seth: YOU ALSO, ONE OF THE 1702 00:37:26,019 --> 00:37:28,011 THINGS YOU UNCOVER IN THE BOOK 1703 00:37:28,011 --> 00:37:30,020 IS THAT BEHIND THE SCENES YOU 1704 00:37:28,011 --> 00:37:30,020 HAVE SOURCES THAT TELL YOU THAT 1705 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:33,028 SEAN HANNITY ALSO THINKS THE 1706 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:33,028 PRESIDENT IS CRAZY, THAT A LOT 1707 00:37:33,028 --> 00:37:38,026 OF PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE WOULD, 1708 00:37:33,028 --> 00:37:38,026 IF IT WAS OFF THE RECORD, AGREE 1709 00:37:38,026 --> 00:37:43,007 WITH YOUR AND MY ASSESSMENT OF 1710 00:37:38,026 --> 00:37:43,007 HIM. 1711 00:37:43,007 --> 00:37:46,015 HOW DOES THAT, YOU KNOW, WHAT IS 1712 00:37:43,007 --> 00:37:46,015 YOUR TAKEAWAY FROM THAT? 1713 00:37:46,015 --> 00:37:47,023 >> THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO WRITE 1714 00:37:46,015 --> 00:37:47,023 "HOAX" IS BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE 1715 00:37:47,023 --> 00:37:50,007 AT FOX ARE HYPOCRITICAL RIGHT 1716 00:37:47,023 --> 00:37:50,007 NOW. 1717 00:37:50,007 --> 00:37:53,016 THRE ARE SO MANY SOURCES AT THE 1718 00:37:50,007 --> 00:37:53,016 BOTTOM AND AT THE TOP, IN 1719 00:37:53,016 --> 00:37:55,008 MANAGEMENT, WHO ARE CONCERNED 1720 00:37:53,016 --> 00:37:55,008 ABOUT TRUMP, WHO SAY HE'S LIKE A 1721 00:37:55,008 --> 00:37:58,013 MADMAN 1722 00:37:55,008 --> 00:37:58,013 AND THEY KNOW BECAUSE HE'S 1723 00:37:58,013 --> 00:38:00,022 CALLING THEIR STARS. 1724 00:37:58,013 --> 00:38:00,022 HE'S CALLING HANITY ALL THE 1725 00:38:00,022 --> 00:38:02,011 TIME 1726 00:38:00,022 --> 00:38:02,011 HANNITY SAYS TO HIS OWN FRIENDS, 1727 00:38:02,011 --> 00:38:04,019 "TRUMP IS CRAZY. 1728 00:38:02,011 --> 00:38:04,019 HE'S ACTING LIKE A CRAZY 1729 00:38:04,019 --> 00:38:07,002 PERSON." 1730 00:38:04,019 --> 00:38:07,002 AND YET, HANNITY NEVER REFLECTS 1731 00:38:07,002 --> 00:38:09,022 THAT REALITY ON TELEVISION 1732 00:38:07,002 --> 00:38:09,022 SO, THERE'S A UTTER HYPOCRISY 1733 00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:12,013 THAT HAS TO BE EXPOSED 1734 00:38:09,022 --> 00:38:12,013 EVEN WHITE HOUSE AIDES FEEL THIS 1735 00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:14,015 WAY. 1736 00:38:12,013 --> 00:38:14,015 HOPE HICKS HAS SAID TO PEOPLE, 1737 00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:17,007 "I WISH TRUMP WOULDN'T TALK SO 1738 00:38:14,015 --> 00:38:17,007 MUCH ABOUT FOX 1739 00:38:17,007 --> 00:38:19,006 I WISH HE WOULDN'T WATCH SO MUCH 1740 00:38:17,007 --> 00:38:19,006 FOX. 1741 00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:22,018 WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST THE 1742 00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:22,018 REALITY OF THE SITUATION 1743 00:38:22,018 --> 00:38:25,000 WE HAVE TO FACE IT HEAD-ON 1744 00:38:22,018 --> 00:38:25,000 I KNOW THERE'S LOTS OF PEOPLE 1745 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,023 THAT SAY WE NEED TO FACT CHECK 1746 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,023 MORE 1747 00:38:26,023 --> 00:38:29,008 AND THAT'S TRUE. 1748 00:38:26,023 --> 00:38:29,008 THE PRESS NEEDS TO FACT CHECK. 1749 00:38:29,008 --> 00:38:30,017 THE REPUBLICANS NEED TO STAND UP 1750 00:38:29,008 --> 00:38:30,017 TO TRUMP 1751 00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:32,024 THERE'S ALL THESE PEOPLE MAKING 1752 00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:32,024 EXCUSES AND SAY THAT OTHER 1753 00:38:32,024 --> 00:38:35,015 INSTITUTIONS NEED TO TAKE 1754 00:38:32,024 --> 00:38:35,015 ACTION 1755 00:38:35,015 --> 00:38:36,021 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, THE 1756 00:38:35,015 --> 00:38:36,021 PROBLEM, THE ROOT PROBLEM IS THE 1757 00:38:36,021 --> 00:38:40,019 PRESIDENT. 1758 00:38:36,021 --> 00:38:40,019 AND YES, FACT CHECKING CAN HELP. 1759 00:38:40,019 --> 00:38:43,014 AND YES, OTHER THINGS CAN HELP 1760 00:38:40,019 --> 00:38:43,014 BUT, YOU KNOW, AS I WRITE IN THE 1761 00:38:43,014 --> 00:38:46,009 BOOK, WHEN GRANDPA IS SICK, WHEN 1762 00:38:43,014 --> 00:38:46,009 YOU HAVE A LOVED ONE WHO IS 1763 00:38:46,009 --> 00:38:50,020 SICK, THE ENTIRE FAMILY SUFFERS. 1764 00:38:46,009 --> 00:38:50,020 AND I HAD PEOPLE AT FOX NEWS SAY 1765 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:53,002 TO ME, "IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON, 1766 00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:53,002 BRIAN? 1767 00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:55,027 IS THAT WHAT'S GOING ON? 1768 00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:55,027 AND THEY ARE WONDERING THE SAME 1769 00:38:55,027 --> 00:38:58,014 THINGS THAT LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE 1770 00:38:55,027 --> 00:38:58,014 ARE WONDERING. 1771 00:38:58,014 --> 00:39:00,016 THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT WHEN YOU 1772 00:38:58,014 --> 00:39:00,016 WORK FOR FOX, YOU'RE AFRAID TO 1773 00:39:00,016 --> 00:39:02,028 SAY IT OUT LOUD, ON THE RECORD, 1774 00:39:00,016 --> 00:39:02,028 BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO PISS OFF 1775 00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:05,028 THE AUDIENCE 1776 00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:05,028 >> Seth: WELL, CONGRATS ON THE 1777 00:39:05,028 --> 00:39:08,016 BOOK 1778 00:39:05,028 --> 00:39:08,016 IT IS A VERY NICE HISTORICAL 1779 00:39:08,016 --> 00:39:11,023 RECORD 1780 00:39:08,016 --> 00:39:11,023 I LOOK FORWARD TO WHEN IT IS A 1781 00:39:11,023 --> 00:39:13,019 HISTORICAL RECORD, BECAUSE THAT 1782 00:39:11,023 --> 00:39:13,019 WILL MEAN WE'RE IN THE FUTURE 1783 00:39:13,019 --> 00:39:16,028 AND NOT THE PRESENT. 1784 00:39:13,019 --> 00:39:16,028 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 1785 00:39:16,028 --> 00:39:17,027 HERE 1786 00:39:16,028 --> 00:39:17,027 "HOAX" IS AVAILABLE NOW. 1787 00:39:17,027 --> 00:39:40,017 WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK. 1788 00:39:17,027 --> 00:39:40,017 ♪ 1789 00:39:40,017 --> 00:39:42,019 >> Seth: COME BACK TOMORROW, 1790 00:39:40,017 --> 00:39:42,019 WE'LL HAVE CECILY STRONG, WHO 1791 00:39:42,019 --> 00:39:45,014 WILL TELL US ALL ABOUT THE "SNL" 1792 00:39:42,019 --> 00:39:45,014 PREMIERE THIS WEEKEND. 1793 00:39:45,014 --> 00:39:46,017 THEY'RE REHEARSING RIGHT DOWN 1794 00:39:45,014 --> 00:39:46,017 THE HALL 1795 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:47,026 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET SOME 1796 00:39:46,017 --> 00:39:47,026 DETAILS. 1797 00:39:47,026 --> 00:39:50,015 ALSO, DON'T FORGET TO WATCH THE 1798 00:39:47,026 --> 00:39:50,015 SECOND EPISODE OF "THE 1799 00:39:50,015 --> 00:39:53,007 AMBER RUFFIN SHOW" ON PEACOCK 1800 00:39:50,015 --> 00:39:53,007 THIS FRIDAY. 1801 00:39:53,007 --> 00:39:54,026 THE PREMIERE LAST WEEK WAS 1802 00:39:53,007 --> 00:39:54,026 FANTASTIC. 1803 00:39:54,026 --> 00:39:57,021 AND NOW, THEY ONLY HAVE TO DO 1804 00:39:54,026 --> 00:39:57,021 ONE EVERY WEEK 1805 00:39:57,021 --> 00:40:00,010 ALSO, SET YOUR CALENDARS AND 1806 00:39:57,021 --> 00:40:00,010 DVRs FOR OCTOBER 8th, WHICH IS 1807 00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:02,027 "CLOSER LOOK THURSDAY. 1808 00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:02,027 WE'LL BE LIVE RIGHT HERE NEXT 1809 00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:04,028 THURSDAY ON PRIMETIME. 1810 00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:04,028 I HAVE A FEELING WE'RE GONNA 1811 00:40:04,028 --> 00:40:09,009 FIND SOME THINGS TO TALK ABOUT 1812 00:40:04,028 --> 00:40:09,009 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1813 00:40:09,009 --> 00:40:30,015 ♪ 1814 00:40:09,009 --> 00:40:30,015 >> Seth: I WANT TO THANK MY 1815 00:40:30,015 --> 00:40:32,004 GUESTS, TAYLOR SCHILLING AND 1816 00:40:30,015 --> 00:40:32,004 BRIAN STELTER. 1817 00:40:32,004 --> 00:40:33,013 I WANT TO THANK JESSICA BURDEAUX 1818 00:40:32,004 --> 00:40:33,013 AND THE 8G BAND. 1819 00:40:33,013 --> 00:40:39,002 STAY TUNED FOR "LILLY SINGH. 1820 00:40:33,013 --> 00:40:39,002 STAY SAFE. 1821 00:40:39,002 --> 00:40:39,014 WASH YOUR HANDS. 1822 00:40:39,014 --> 00:40:42,018 WEAR A MASK. 1823 00:40:39,023 --> 00:40:42,018 WE LOVE YOU. 1824 00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:42,018 ♪ 115487

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