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[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

[SINGING] Say a few words And you lose control

I'm a hex girl And I'm gonna put a spell on you

BAND: I'm gonna put a spell on you

I'm a hex girl And I'm gonna put a spell on you

You feel the fog As I cloud your mind

You get dizzy when I make the sign

You wake up in the dead of night

Missing me when I'm out of sight

I'm a hex girl And I'm gonna put a spell on you

BAND: I'm gonna put a spell on you

I'm a hex girl And I'm gonna put a spell on you

These seats are amazing.

Don't you have to be a scalper to get front-row for the Hex Girls?

Nope, you just need to know Velma.

[SCREAMS]

I love you, Hex Girls!

Scooby-Doo, you're in my shot! Scoob.

[BARKING]

What's wrong with Scooby?

He's mad at me. I went to the prom with Velma...

instead of watching the Vincent Van Ghoul marathon with him.

[FEEDBACK WAILS THEN ALL GASP]

[ALL GASP]

Listen, Hex Girls, carefully.

You are bound for misery.

This will be your final show or you will suffer endless woe.

So sayeth, the Phantom.

No one tells the Hex Girls what to do.

[PLAYS CHORD]

[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

[ALL CHEERING]

[PHANTOM LAUGHING]

Thorn. No!

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[SCOOBY YELLS]

SCOOBY: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[CROWD SCREAMING]

[SCOOBY YELLS]

We should cancel the tour.

Cancel? No way! Stick to writing songs, Daniel.

The beating of the corpse-man's drum will not ratta-tat-tat on this happening, darlings.

ALL: Uh, huh?

This is Gus Boggs, our manager.

Thorn, Dusk, Luna, I will gladly give my life to save you.

I agree with Gus. If we're gonna solve this mystery, the show must go on.

Now, Thorn seems to be the Phantom's primary target...

so what we need is a double.

Huh? Me. I'll do it. Me. Me.

[VELMA GRUNTS]

Daphne, how about you?

Oh, I'm not really a singer, but I guess I can give it a shot.

[SINGING] I'm a hex girl And I'm gonna put a spell on you

- That works. - Absolutely.

Wow.

Perfect. Daphne's our Phantom bait.

Oh, this is so exciting...

Wait. Bait?

FRED: Hmm. Room temperature.

Very interesting. Tight knots, guys.

We need maximum rope tension to eliminate trap torsion.

[SCOOBY PANTING]

[GRUNTS]

I think I got a bad knot here.

Scooby, can you fix Shaggy's knot?

Hmm. Knot looks fine.

[ALL CHEERING]

- I'm a good look for you, Daphne. - I hope so.

I don't know who I'm more afraid of, the Phantom or the fans.

Don't worry, Daph, after the Phantom's attack last night, I re-rigged my trap.

Can you say, "bamboo tiger cage and punji sticks?"

[CROWD CHEERING]

[PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC]

DUSK: One, two, three, four.

[SINGING] Earth, wind, fire and air

We look bad but we don't care

We ride the wind and we feel the fire

To love the Earth, our one desire

Our one desire

Earth, wind, fire and air

[MUSIC STOPS AND FEEDBACK WAILS]

What's happening?

- Daphne, run! - Run!

[PHANTOM LAUGHING]

- Scooby, Shaggy, now! BOTH: Unh!

No. The cages landed in the wrong place.

[DAPHNE SCREAMS]

[PHANTOM LAUGHING]

ALL: Daphne!

I don't understand.

How can this have happened? My trap. Daphne.

I'm so confused!

Oh! Why?

STONE: All right, now, let me get this straight.

These T-shirts are $50 each.

This is cotton, right?

The kind that comes from cows?

Sheriff, focus.

The Phantom has taken Daphne.

Right. Any suspects?

ALL: The Phantom.

All right, now we're getting somewhere.

By the way, what's wrong with the Jones kid?

He's acting a little squirrelly.

I'm sorry, gang. I just got all these crazy emotions and I don't know why.

Am I upset over my trap not working?

Or is it because Daphne's gone?

Why can't I just be cold and heartless like other guys?

Why must I feel?

It's okay, Fred.

[SINGING] Freddy, you're a special boy

So, what's our next move, sheriff?

Ha. Don't look at me.

An unsanctioned class four, non-corporeal phantom...

stalking a public musical performance arena?

Where do you even start?

So you're just gonna do nothing?

Uh, absolutely not. For starters, I'll take a couple of these Hex Girls T-shirts...

so I didn't waste a trip here then I'm gonna call the mayor.

Because that's what I do.

Well, gang. Looks like it's up to us to solve this mystery.

[SNIFFING]

Oh. Gotcha.

Oh.

[BOTH GRUNT]

Like, go ahead, Scooby-Doo, it's all yours.

[SCOFFS]

Oh, come on, Scoob.

You gotta talk to me at some point, dude.

If you don't, we're gonna have to find new best friends.

Good idea.

Like, what's a good idea?

Scoob? Buddy? Aah!

Get ahold of yourself, Fred. Be a man.

Keep repeating, you're dead inside, you're dead inside.

Wait a sec. Why is there lotion on these ropes?

I don't moisturize.

This can only mean one thing.

Sabotage.

The trap malfunction wasn't my fault.

So why do I still feel lousy?

Daphne. Ugh!

I wish I didn't care about her.

[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

DAPHNE: Freddy!

But I do. I care about Daphne.

Gang, I've had a breakthrough... Dad?

What are you doing here?

My job as mayor. Or at least what I interpret that to be.

Mayor handsome here just moved tomorrow night's happening...

to Terrordome Stadium.

Let loose the doves of change.

I've also declared tomorrow Phantom Day.

So leave the Phantom alone, Fred.

He's good for business.

But you don't understand.

Someone sabotaged my trap and Daphne...

DAPHNE: Is right here.

ALL: Daphne.

- Hey. - Daphne.

And I heard every word, Fred.

"Wish you didn't care for Daphne," huh?

Wait, Daphne, you didn't hear the whole thing.

Pfft. Save it for your traps.

I think this proves it's dangerous for anyone to go on stage tomorrow night.

It's time to cancel the tour.

Wrong. I'm going on tomorrow and I'm gonna rock.

Oh, perfect. Glad we're all on the same page.

Wow, could this get any weirder?

Like, Scoob, what are you doing with my dummy?

What are you talking about?

This is my new best friend, Harry.

Hi, I'm Harry.

I love food and I'll never leave Scooby for a girl.

He's so your dog.

Sorry, Shag, I got my own problems.

[SCOOBY LAUGHING]

Like, oh, boy.

Make me a rock star.

- Are you sure you wanna...? - Do it.

VELMA: Could you make me a rock star too?

Or I could just do it myself. Good idea.

[SIGHS]

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

I'm tired of being afraid.

I have feelings, world.

For traps and Daphne.

I'm a guy no more.

I'm coming, Daphne!

Daphne, now, I need to talk to her.

DAPHNE: Daphne's gone.

Call me Crush.

Darn it, lady, I'm serious. Where is she?

Ugh! Fred, it's me, okay?

Uh...

Oh, I need to tell you something and I need you to listen.

I'm not a guy anymore.

- What? - I have feelings.

I care.

- Don't you see? - Uh, no.

You can't go on tomorrow night. It's too risky.

Don't tell me what to do, Fred. I can go on and I will.

Ladies.

FRED: But, Daphne... - It's Crush.

Bad dreams, Fred.

[FRED GRUNTS]

Huh?

That's the first time you've stood up for yourself with Fred. Ever.

Are you okay?

Truth? No.

[OVER TV] But I care about you.

You wouldn't if you knew what was lurking inside me.

It wouldn't matter. I'd still love you.

Even with a lizard face?

Aah! You're right. Run away, run away!

[GROWLING]

SCOOBY [AS HARRY]: If you had a lizard face, I'd still love you, Scooby.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] And I'd love you, Harry.

More sandwich?

SHAGGY: Okay, like, you know what, enough.

You can't replace me with a dummy.

Do you hear something, Harry?

There is no Harry.

Harry is you. And like, dude, I am your best friend.

SCOOBY [AS HARRY]: Um, no, I don't think so.

Why don't you just stay out of it, Harry?

And, like, stop watching Vincent Van Ghoul movies.

That's mine and Scooby-Doo's thing.

Really? Well, Scooby thought you cared more about girls and going to proms.

[SHAGGY GROWLS]

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Get him, Harry.

[SHAGGY GRUNTING]

Wait, what...? What am I doing?

You're just a puppet. You can't fight back, puppet.

[SHAGGY GRUNTS]

[PHANTOM LAUGHING]

What is this on the floor I see?

One head of three, soon dead they'll be.

It's... It's... It's...

BOTH: The Phantom!

[PHANTOM CHUCKLING]

Run, Harry.

Wha...? Harry?

[PHANTOM GROWLING]

[SHAGGY WHIMPERING]

[PHANTOM GROWLING]

SHAGGY: Scoob.

[PHANTOM GROWLING]

[SHAGGY WHIMPERING]

[PHANTOM GROWLING]

[SHAGGY WHIMPERS]

We should, like, check to see if he's gone.

Uh-uh. Not me. I'm not gonna do it.

Well, I'm not gonna do it either.

[BOTH SNIFFING]

- Hmm. - Oh. Something's burning.

BOTH: Huh?

Yeah, us. Yikes!

- Like, we're trapped. - Help, Harry.

Save us.

Hey, good thinking, Scoob.

[SHAGGY GRUNTS]

Uh, you saved me.

Like, it's no big deal.

Thank you, Harry.

Harry? What about me?

Hey, what's this?

It's a piece of the Phantom's robe.

Ha. Dude, I think I've seen this material before.

MAN [SINGING]: Dance in my pants Dance in my pants

Don't be afraid when the demon chants

Dance in my pants Dance in my pants

Don't be afraid when the demon chants

Dance in my pants Dance in my pants

His pants match.

And look, Fantzee Pantz had the same manager as the Hex Girls.

Gus Boggs.

Boggs could be the Phantom.

Harry did it again.

Oh, come on, Scoob.

["DANCE IN MY PANTS" PLAYING OVER COMPUTER]

[MUSIC STOPS]

Pray, think I'm the Phantom because I was Fantzee Pantz's manager?

Ha-ha-ha. Groovy chicklets.

Fantzee Pantz went down the rabbit hole after the record gods dumped him...

to make room for the Hex Girls.

Poor Fantzee, we knew him well.

What do we do now, Fred?

I'm sure Harry will save us.

Harry is not saving...

Hold on, Shaggy. Maybe Harry is exactly what we need.

[PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

Stop, stop, it still doesn't feel right.

Luna, Dusk, why don't you take five?

I'm sorry, Thorn, I know you were counting on me.

It's okay. I know what's going on.

We've all had a Fred in our lives.

Mine was a carnie I met on the road named Knuckles Wisinski.

He ran the round up.

You know that ride that spins around, pinning you to the wall until you puke?

Loved it more than me.

Last time I saw Knuckles, he was going 60 miles an hour...

covered in a 4-year-old's chili cheese fries.

- Know how I got over him? - Cut the brake lines on his van?

No, I got over it with a song.

Now, why don't we sit down and write one?

[CROWD CHEERING]

[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC]

[SINGING] Your unfeeling heart imprisons me

Careless eyes

Too blind to see

Empty words

An iron cage

Broken heart

Bleeding rage

Can't wait for you and me

It's time I break free

Trap of love

Snared by desire

Trap of love

Burned by your fire

Trap of love

Snared by desire

Trap of love

Beware the trap of love

What do you think of the new song?

Let me be

It's time we part

Set me free

Uncage my heart

Can't wait for you and me

It's time for you to see

Trap of love

Snared by desire

Trap of love

Burned by your fire

Trap of love

Snared by desire

Trap of love

Beware the trap of love

[CROWD CHEERING]

I think...

I think I understand.

[CROWD CHEERING]

I warn you and you disobey.

So this will be your dying day.

[PHANTOM LAUGHING]

Huh?

Whoa! Unh!

[GASPS]

Gotcha.

Bug-eyed biscuits, Fred, couldn't you have waited...

until after the show to catch the Phantom?

Sorry, Dad, not with Daphne in danger.

ALL: Daniel Frisette!

Or, like, should we call you Fantzee Pantz?

ALL: Fantzee Pantz?

Doth my eye-shadow deceive?

How did you know?

The Phantom had to be someone close to the Hex Girls...

to access the stage.

SHAGGY: And the Hex Girls' equipment.

SHAGGY: And their bus.

VELMA: Someone with a grudge against the Hex Girls.

The Hex Girls took my career.

I tried to get revenge by writing bad songs for them...

but they can make anything a hit.

So I became the Phantom. And I'd do it again...

if it weren't for the uncanny boy band knowledge of you meddling brats.

Let's go.

Well, I guess my rock star days are over.

Hey, for what it's worth, Daph, I thought your song was amazing.

Really, Fred? You did?

Yeah, and if you wanna break free, hey, I'm not gonna stop you.

But I'm also not gonna hide the fact that I have feelings for traps and you.

Call me a non-man, if you want.

A caring un-guy.

Whatever the street slang is.

I just know that when you're in danger, for reasons I can't explain, I hurt.

Does that make sense?

If it were coming from anyone else, no.

But from you, Freddy, it's crystal clear.

So, like, sorry about Harry, Scoob.

Him being stuck to Daniel and all and being taken to prison.

I know that dummy meant a lot to you.

Hey, you're the only dummy I need, Shaggy.

Really, you mean it?

Give me some paw, Scoob.

[SCOOBY GIGGLES]

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

[English - US - SDH]