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[ALL CHEER]

SHAGGY: That was awesome. DAPHNE: Yeah!

Another mystery bites the dust.

- Way to go, gang. - Let's celebrate.

Yeah, celebrate. Huh?

MAN: Better idea.

Oh, come on, sheriff.

Just cork it. You see this badge?

- Know why it's here? - It came with the shirt.

It's here because if there's a crime, I solve it.

Oh, and by the way...

I've called all your parents who by now I have on speed dial.

[CHUCKLES]

Are you in trouble.

Especially you, Fred. Say hi to Dad, the mayor.

[DOOR SLAMS]

Just once it would be nice if someone thanked us for solving a mystery.

Good thing we're not in this to be liked.

You know, that didn't come out quite right.

SCOOBY: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[BIRDS CAWING]

VELMA: Welcome to the Crystal Cove Haunted Tour.

I'm your ghoulish guide, Velma.

The first documented case of the curse of Crystal Cove is from 1630...

when a garrison of Spanish conquistadors mysteriously vanished from the harbor.

Oh, that is so scary. Where did they go?

What part of the word "mystery" didn't you understand?

The curse struck again in 1765...

when an entire town of missionaries likewise disappeared.

ALL: Oh! MAN: Oh, my gosh.

Anyway, things were pretty quiet until a hundred years later...

when Cletus Darrow found gold here and renamed the town Crystal Cove.

People thought the curse had been lifted...

until the entire Darrow family disappeared one Halloween, and was never seen again.

[WOMAN SCREAMS ON RECORDING]

[ALL GASP]

Moving on.

Since the disappearance of the Darrow family...

Crystal Cove has been a hub of paranormal activity.

You might recognize some of our more famous visitors.

Ghostly deep-sea diver Captain Cutler.

Miner '49er.

Charlie the Haunted Robot.

And who could forget the terrifying stylings of Space Kook.

- Not me. - Oh, how frightening.

Oh. Absolutely bloodcurdling.

Not really. They all turned out to be fakes.

ALL: What? MAN: Are you kidding?

Yup. Captain Cutler was just some guy who was hijacking boats.

Miner '49er's real name was Hank.

Charlie belonged to Mr. Jenkins...

who thought it would be easier to run an amusement park with a crazy robot.

And Space Kook? Oh, don't get me started.

- Oop! - Thank you, Velma.

Well, that concludes the terror-rific tour.

Don't forget to stop in at the Haunted Snack Shop for souvenirs...

and your complimentary undead sipper cup.

[CROWD CHATTERING]

- What do you think you were doing? - Are you trying to destroy our business?

Reboot, parentals, I was just being honest.

Those were isolated incidents in Crystal Cove's otherwise unblemished...

past of hauntings and paranormal happenings.

Your generation's belief, not mine.

My generation, we only got one thing on our minds.

- Solving mysteries and building traps. - That's two things, Fred.

You know what I mean, Dad. We just want answers.

- Is that wrong? - Tickling chin whiskers, Fred.

- The mayor's son is to set an example. - I'm trying, Dad.

Just yesterday I entered one of my traps in the District Science Fair.

It was rejected for not having anything to do with science, but...

I just don't want you to make a mistake.

You mean like making a bad trap?

No, life is not all about traps. It's also about...

- Pancakes, and bacon. - And sausages, and orange juice.

Don't forget to chew.

And breathe.

Mm. Ha, ha.

- Like, thanks, Mom and Dad. - Yeah, thanks, Mom and Dad.

Your mother and I are worried about this mystery phase you're going through.

- We're not saying find new friends, we're... - Yes, we are. Find new friends.

Oh, ha. You guys have got nothing to worry about, man.

Me and Scoob always play it safe.

- If there's danger... - We run.

Fast. Really fast.

And as for our friends, if you guys just gave them a chance, you'd see.

The gang is misunderstood.

We're just solving mysteries. All the kids are doing it.

BOTH: No, they're not.

And what about this Fred Jones?

- Certainly, there must be other boys. - Not like Fred.

He's like one of those geniuses that no one understands until they're dead.

He sees things different, and he wants to catch those different things in his traps.

Honey, we just want you to go on to have a rich career like your sisters.

[HORN HONKS OUTSIDE]

Oh, that's Fred and the gang. Gotta go. Don't wanna be late.

Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

Bye, Daisy, bye, Dawn. Bye, Dorothy, bye, Delilah.

[JACKHAMMER RATTLING]

Hey, you sure you guys don't want any of this Fruitmeir's smoothie?

Oh, it's deli... Aah!

What the...? Who's...?

- Which one of you broke that wall? - Well, we barely touched it.

Is that another sewer?

Impossible, there's only one sewer and we're in it, unless...

We've broken into another dimension?

No, idiot, we busted through to one of the old Crystal Cove caves.

[GRUNTS]

[GROWLING NOISE]

Huh? I think there's something in there.

- What should we do? - It's pretty clear, isn't it?

Those are radioactive symbols, meaning what's ever inside is dangerous.

We need to open it right away.

Don't want what's ever in there to mess up our schedule.

[GRUNTS]

Hey, I think I see something...

[GROWLING THEN WORKERS SCREAMING]

[SCOOBY PANTING]

Why didn't you text me last night? I waited up for you.

Um, like, me and Scoob ordered a pizza...

and then we just fell asleep watching a Vincent VanGhoul movie.

Okay, apology accepted. But I still missed you.

[SHAGGY WHIMPERS]

Not here, Velma. Not in public.

Why? Daphne and Fred are going to find out sooner or later.

I'm not worried about them.

It's Scooby-Doo, he's my best friend.

I want to break it to him, like, gently. I'm just waiting for the right time.

How about now? Hey, Scooby...

[ALL SCREAM]

[CREATURE GROWLING]

[GASPS]

[CREATURE GROWLS THEN ALL GASP]

[ALL SCREAMING]

- Zoinks! Like, what was that? - It looks like a mystery to me...

and I think that's just a little more important than school.

These are military.

From the oxidation, probably 30, 40 years old.

DAPHNE: Hey.

Fred, I found something.

[PLAYING SOFT MUSIC]

Hmm. Could be a clue. Good work, Daphne.

Thanks, Fred. You're so sweet.

It's okay, we can talk later. Uh...

[WATER DRIPPING]

[WHIMPERS]

[SCREAMS]

[SIREN WAILS]

[DISPATCH RADIO CHATTERING]

All right, you see what happens when you kids stick your noses...

where they don't belong? People get cocooned.

Like, man, we found them like that.

- Sheriff, there was a monster... - Quiet. From this point forward...

this is a crime scene and future tourist attraction.

Stay out of it.

I got his "stay out of it" right here.

Let me talk to him.

Don't worry, Fred will make him understand.

- Shaggy, start the car. - Like, I thought you were gonna talk to him.

- He wasn't in a listening mood. - So you stole a body?

Rocking.

[FRED GRUNTS]

Don't worry. I know just who can help us.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

All right, who can tell me what photosynthesis is?

And please don't say plant farts.

[SIGHS]

[DOOR OPENS]

Professor Raffalo, we need your help.

[STUDENTS SCREAM]

Couldn't you kids have waited for break?

Is he?

No, he's alive.

But he appears to be in some sort of dehydrated stasis.

I don't quite know what that means, but I'm guessing it's temporary.

SCOOBY: Mm. Scooby Snacks.

[SCREECHES]

Do you know what could have done this?

The cocoon material looks organic, but I'll need to do further tests.

Uh, the sheriff okayed this?

Uh, of course he did.

What do you think, we stole a body?

That's rich. Ha, ha.

Welcome, everyone, to Fruitmeir's.

Remember, it's not ice cream, it's not yogurt.

Ha. I really don't know what it is.

Would anyone like a shrimping boat made out of circus balloons?

I don't get it, all this fuss over... What is this stuff again?

You heard Franklin Fruitmeir, it's a secret, that's why they call it:

BOTH: Fruitmeir's.

Hey, you know, if that cocoon does turn out to be organic...

we might have a real, honest to goodness monster in Crystal Cove.

My guess, the cocoon is a multi-celled mutation...

probably a result of radiated allotropes, and free radical implosion.

What do you think, Shaggy?

Uh, I think I want more Fruitmeir's.

Yeah, me too.

Velma, is there something going on between you and Shaggy?

No. Nothing, absolutely nothing.

Why would anything ever be going on between me and Shaggy?

Well, looks like it's just us. All alone.

Maybe we could go for a drive.

Talk about that pretty locket I found.

I wonder what it would be like to get such a romantic present.

Oh, come on, Daphne.

You know you don't care about that girlie stuff.

That's why we're good friends. I'll drop you at home.

I want to get started on a new trap for the monster.

Okay, good luck with that.

[CREATURE BREATHING HEAVILY]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[CREATURE GROWLS]

[GROANS]

[WATER SLOSHES THEN RAFFALO GASPS]

RAFFALO: Is someone there?

[RAFFALO SCREAMS]

[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]

Mm. Yeah, Crystal Cove.

That was The Rotten Brains with their single "Zombie Housewife Blues."

I'm Angel Dynamite, and you're listening to K-Ghoul.

101.4 on your AM dial.

I was wondering when y'all was gonna show up.

He's in the back.

Fred, it's us. We're here for you.

It's no use, gang.

I was the one who stole the body, and Professor Raffalo paid the price.

Should've listened to my dad and stayed out of mysteries.

We all helped steal the body, Fred.

Well, I actually never touched... Ow!

Okay, fine, yes, we all took part, Freddy.

Fred Jones, you've never backed away from a mystery in your life.

I've got nothing.

Man up, Fred. We still have our first clue, the cocoon.

I brought a sample. Scooby, what are you doing?

What? It's Fruitmeir's.

- Yummy. VELMA: Ew.

Check it out. If that dog mutates, I'm putting it down, dig?

Like, hold on, I think I get it.

ALL: Ew.

No, you guys, it's Fruitmeir's.

The cocoon is made of the same stuff as Fruitmeir's dessert.

ALL: What?

They're right, but if the cocoon is made of Fruitmeir's dessert...

That means if we capture the monster, we can have our own shop.

And we can have an endless supply of Fruitmeir's dessert.

- Oh, boy. - No.

It means that that slime mutant may not be a monster at all.

What do we know about Franklin Fruitmeir?

VELMA: Franklin Fruitmeir showed up in town out of nowhere two months ago.

Before that, nothing.

- He's hiring right now for female servers. - Then that's our in.

If the girls can get jobs at Fruitmeir's, they can snoop around and find out more.

Great idea, Shag.

Um, ha, ha. Like, uh, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Why are Scooby-Doo and I dressed like girls, when Velma and Daphne are girls?

Yeah, my skirt's too tight.

Because Velma and I refused.

[BOTH GROWLING]

FRUITMEIR: Good night, ladies. Don't forget to lock up.

SHAGGY & SCOOBY [IN FALSETTO]: Good night, Mr. Fruitmeir.

All right, gang, fan out.

See if you can find anything that will tie Franklin Fruitmeir to the slime mutant.

Hmm. Must be a key around here somewhere.

- All clear. - Let's check over there, Scoob.

[GRUNTS]

[GROWLS THEN SHAGGY & SCOOBY SCREAM]

Run, Scoob! Aah!

[GASPS]

That's strange.

This closet was locked a minute ago.

Aah! Hey, what gives?

Freddy, help. Let me out.

Daphne? Hold on, we'll get you out.

SHAGGY: Gangway!

[SHAGGY SCREAMING]

[CANS RATTLING]

Are you two insane?

M-M-Monster! Like, right behind us.

Monster? There's no monster.

Jinkies, where's Daphne?

ALL: Daphne? Daphne?

DAPHNE [IN DISTANCE]: Here. I'm down here.

I'm okay, but you better get down here. I think I found something.

This is the same cave we were in the other day.

It must run right under Fruitmeir's.

And check this out. Someone's been digging.

Hold on a second.

According to my GPS program, this hole is only 20 yards from Fruitmeir's.

- That would put it... ALL: Directly under Crystal Cove Bank.

But, dude, like, why would a slime mutant...

bust a hole through Fruitmeir's to get into a bank?

- Maybe it's hungry. - Yeah.

- Hungry for money. - I smell a trap coming on.

[CREATURE GROWLING]

Hey, ugly. Over here.

[GROWLING]

No, stupid, over here.

Wrong again.

[CREATURE GROWLING]

Everything set, guys?

VELMA & SCOOBY: Ready.

CREATURE: Aargh! - Now.

[CREATURE GROWLING]

Whoa! Oof!

[GROWLING]

This is gonna be awesome.

[GROWLS]

[CREATURE CHUCKLING]

[ALL GASP]

[GROWLING]

[GROUP GRUNTING]

[GASPS]

[GROUP GRUNTING]

[CREATURE GROWLS THEN DAPHNE SCREAMS]

Daphne, run.

[DAPHNE GRUNTING]

[CREATURE GROWLING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

FRED: Eat, gang, it's Fruitmeir's.

[DAPHNE PANTING]

[GROWLING]

[DAPHNE WHIMPERING]

[GROWLING]

[LAUGHING]

FRED: Now! CREATURE: Unh!

[GRUNTING]

Huh?

- Fred, you saved me. - Not right now, Daphne.

I have to figure out why my trap didn't work.

What is going on here?

Why is the town's latest tourist attraction cocooned to the wall?

Dad, sheriff, hold on.

You don't understand. That is not a monster.

Oh, hopping steamed clams, Fred, then who is it?

ALL: Franklin Fruitmeir.

He was trying to rob Crystal Cove Bank.

Uh, that's impossible.

- Franklin Fruitmeir's the one who called us. ALL: What?

I was making a ship out of circus balloons...

when the silent alarm rang at my home. Oh, good gracious, what is that?

But if the monster isn't Franklin Fruitmeir, then, dude, who is it?

ALL: Professor Emmanuel Raffalo?

That's right.

I was trying to scare people away from the sewers...

while I dug my way into the bank and got rich.

But you've got a job as a teacher. Why do you need more money?

ALL: Oh! Ha, ha.

- Yeah. My bad. - I get it.

I discovered that the Crystal Cove caves were connected...

to the sewer by accident while collecting mold spores for my class.

Once I realized the cave led right under the bank...

I put my plan into motion.

Fruitmeir's gave me secret access to the sewer...

so I decided to frame balloon boy for the crime...

by using his disgusting dessert.

I staged my own disappearance to throw doubt on any hint of my involvement.

Oh, it was foolproof. Genius.

- That is until you... - Meddling.

Meddling, yes. Meddling kids and your blasted dog ruined everything.

Wait, what about this locket we found where you were digging?

Never seen it before.

All right, well, I guess we owe you kids thanks.

You did save the bank.

Although you also lost the town a serious revenue stream.

A stream of revenue.

[FUNK MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]

FRED: You okay, Daph? - I just don't get it.

If this locket didn't belong to Professor Raffalo, then who?

[PHONE RINGING]

Like, K-Ghoul 101.4, what can we scare up for you, Daddy-o? Ha, ha.

MAN [OVER SPEAKER]: You're all doomed.

Like, uh... Ha, ha. Like, who is this?

You can call me Mr. E.

You should never have brought that locket out of the cave.

- You don't know what you've uncovered. - Uncovered?

Uncovered what?

A truth that should have remained hidden.

The truth behind the curse of Crystal Cove.

The real mystery has just begun.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

[ENGLISH - US - SDH]