Original subtitles

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- Every 36 seconds,

a marriage will end

in divorce.

A married person typically

spends about two years

thinking about divorce

before going ahead with it

and will usually wait

approximately three years

to remarry,

if they do so at all.

In spite of these

bleak statistics,

the overwhelming majority

of couples continue on,

taking hopeful step after

hopeful step down the aisle,

willing to gamble for love.

- I think you do dishes.

- I just think when I pull them - out of the cupboard,

There's shit on 'em.

- Welcome back,

Mr. and Mrs. Field.

♪ ♪

[crinkling]

- I don't understand

the point of the gum

if you're still smoking.

- This is the kind of shit - I deal with at home.

- [scoffs] - And you see that?

- She just, like, - rolled her eyes.

- Don't talk about me like

I'm not in the room, Bradley.

- Is this better, Kate?

- At least you're looking at me

- instead of your phone - for fucking once.

- [sighing] - Oh, please.

You love your phone.

- You take it with you every time - you have to go take a shit.

- Do you really have to say - that in front of him?

- He shits

just as much as we do.

- Oh, my God.

- Everybody shits, Kate.

[phone chimes]

- Don't.

Don't you dare.

[phone chimes]

- [groans]

- Oh, my God.

Jot that fucking down.

Write it down.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Lately, Darby

had been feeling stuck,

- longing to escape - the discomforts

And uncertainties of her

postgraduate existence.

To make matters worse,

she was constantly faced

with a phenomenon she deemed

"the impossible woman."

The impossible woman

was impeccably dressed,

her skin remarkably un-sweaty,

her handbag light,

as if all she required

- to glide glamorously - through life

Was a metro card

and a tube of lipstick.

- Sorry. - Darby, by comparison,

Felt lost and claustrophobic

in all areas of her life.

♪ ♪

- Yo.

- Hey, stranger.

You look different.

- I'm digging the scruff. - It's great.

- You're sweating,

like, a lot.

- Yeah, I've been - on a subway car with no AC,

- And then I had to carry - your shit for six more blocks.

- Why didn't you just - take a cab?

- I'm not made of money, - Mr. Monopoly man.

God.

- [sighs] - Sorry it took me,

- Like, six months - to drop this off.

- Honestly, I was using - your charger.

I needed it.

- Well, thanks - for cleaning out the office.

- Yeah. - What's in here, anyway?

- The aforementioned charger

- and, like, an umbrella... - Yep...

And your "out to lunch" rock.

- Great.

I needed this.

- Oh, and one of Kate's, uh,

scarves, I think.

- Oh, yeah.

Well...

- have to get that back to her - via post.

You know, with the divorce

and everything.

- Wait. What?

- Oh, yeah. - When did that happen?

- A few months ago.

We were together 11 years

and married for one.

Embarrassingly short marriage.

- Oh, my God. - That sucks.

- I'm so sorry. - No, it's fine.

You know, wasn't meant to be.

You know?

How 'bout you?

Have you, uh, you know,

found "the one"?

- No.

- Uh, found some losers - on Match.com.

- Hmm. - It's close.

- What about that guy - you brought to the wedding?

- Augie? - Yeah.

- Oh. No.

Augie moved to D.C.

- Well, that sucks,

- 'cause you guys - were really cute together.

- You and Kate - seemed really cute together.

- Are you in a hurry?

I mean, you want a drink

or something?

- Yeah, sure.

- Water? Uh, soda?

Tequila?

- Um, it's kind of early

for tequila.

- Wine, it is.

- [laughs]

- Wow. - [inhales sharply]

This is a real shithole.

- Yeah, I'm...

I'm squattin'.

- Hey, you actually like art.

- Here I thought you - were just cravenly profiting

- Off of the idiocy - of millennial culture.

- Actually, I've been, uh,

collecting since college.

- Since college? - For real?

Ugh, fuck. I'm behind.

- You still taking photos?

- Yeah. Yeah.

This is... oh, thank you.

- Mm-hmm.

- This is gorgeous.

- This... all this stuff. - Oh, my God.

This couch is so soft.

- Is it weird that - I'm just petting your couch?

- No, not at all.

- You know, all you gotta do - is schmooze some rich people

- For some investment capital, - and all this could be yours.

- [laughs]

- So did you land somewhere?

- I mean, I felt bad - when we folded.

- Yeah, I... like,

I picked up some catering jobs,

and um, I run this,

like, iPad photo booth

at these horrible parties.

It's whatever.

What about you?

- Well, I kind of feel bad

about telling you this now.

When the museum shut us down,

well, I got creative,

and I got this investor

to turn my museum-touring

concept into an app.

- God, of course you did.

Um, who did this one?

- Oh, that one.

That one, I bought off this guy

that used to sit outside

the East Broadway F stop.

- I kind of love it.

- Kate hated it.

She called it "the thing

that burns my retinas."

- [laughs]

Well, yeah, I mean,

but that's what makes it great.

It's intense.

- Exactly. - Yeah.

- You hungry?

Want me to order a pie?

[light electronic music]

♪ ♪

[both moaning, grunting]

♪ ♪

[moaning, grunting continues]

- And at this point, - I feel like

I'm starting to sweat,

because I've been sitting

in my suit for an hour,

so I head out

to come down the stairs,

and at this point, I feel

pretty good about myself.

- No. What?

- And I walk out, and she's - at the bottom of the staircase

With my parents and my friends.

- You know, they're all getting - ready to go to the venue,

And she just looks at me

and she says,

"I'm not marrying

whatever's on your face."

- What?

- So I went back upstairs, - and I shaved.

- No.

That's tragic.

- Mm.

- I like the beard.

- I don't know.

My family really loved her,

you know,

but...

I've just been avoiding them

ever since the divorce.

Besides, I'm sure

I wasn't perfect either.

- Yeah, maybe.

Or maybe she's just,

like, lame.

[laughs softly]

- I want you to know something.

Like, I'm not some creeper.

I mean, I didn't have you

picked out or anything.

- Me neither.

I always thought

you were cute, though.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Are those bagels?

- And that's not all.

Light and sweet...

- Oh. - Not unlike myself.

- [scoffs]

- So I don't have anything

till 3:00 today.

You?

- I have work.

- Mm.

Come back after?

- You're definitely divorced?

Like, you're sure?

I'm not gonna come back and...

Kate's gonna be, like, waiting

for me with a butcher knife?

- She'd use a gun.

- And he could be with - whoever he wanted.

I mean, why me?

- Are you really fishing - for compliments right now?

- Okay, but Mallory,

- his ex is, like, the hottest - woman I've ever seen.

- Great.

She's his ex.

He's with you now.

- I mean, I wish my boss - was fuckable.

Come on.

We need more tiny tacos,

Mr. Wojcik.

[light music]

- After her shift,

Darby went to Century 21

and bought a new outfit

she couldn't afford,

then went directly back

to Bradley's.

And again the next night,

and the night after that.

- Hey! Hi. - Oh, thank you.

- Of course. - Oh.

- Okay, uh, 9A.

- You're the best, Lenny.

- Need a hand?

- These two people who

once spent every day together

in a brightly-lit office

were now spending every night

entangled and panting

in the darkness,

- and their previous - relationship

As employer and employee

furthermore infused their sex

with something

practically transcendent.

[both moaning, grunting]

- Oh, fucking on the job,

you dirty little slut!

- Oh, fuck. Yeah.

I'm a dirty, lazy slut.

- I haven't finished - any of my work.

[laughs, moans]

[light piano music playing]

♪ ♪

I feel bad.

- If I don't like it, - it was really expensive.

- Oh, please don't.

- I don't know. - Thank you.

- Ugh, it looks like - those pictures of smoker's lung

- They used to show us - in health class.

- Come on, Darby, - just try it.

♪ ♪

- Uh...

- Mm? Salty?

- Mmm. Tastes overpriced.

- Good.

- Hey, B.

- Oh, my God. Lola.

- How you doing?

- Mm. How are you?

- Well...

- Well, you look... amazing.

- Congratulations. - Don't blow smoke up my ass.

I know what I look like.

- I can't believe - I'm still out with clients.

- You try talking - to these fuckers sober.

- It's hell. - Um, do you want to sit down?

I can just scooch over.

- Oh, um, Darby, Lola.

Lola, this is, uh, Darby,

my girlfriend.

- Oh, good for you.

Kate didn't deserve him.

- I agree.

- [chuckles]

- Sure. What the hell?

In my third trimester.

Yeah, okay.

Oh.

- Hi. - Yes, ma'am?

- Uh, can I get a half glass?

Something, uh, big and red.

- Coming right up.

- Great, thanks. - Actually, you know what?

- Just make it a full glass. - Certainly.

- So um, Lola and I

went to school together.

- No, actually, - I went to school.

Mr. Business here sold weed

out of the computer lab.

- Hey. - Mm-hmm.

- No student loan debt. - [chuckles]

- Um, I'm gonna hit the head.

You guys... chat it out.

[both laugh]

- So um, how do you know

Bradley?

- Um, we used to work together.

- Oh, are you a curator?

- No. I wish.

- I just... I was just - a tour guide

- For the museum thing - he used to do.

- Oh, wow. Yeah.

We invested in that.

- Oh. Yeah.

- Should've stuck - with real estate.

- Mm, that's funny.

Uh, so what do you do now?

- Ma'am. - Oh, bless.

- Um, I'm a photographer.

- Mm. Me too.

- No way. - Yeah.

- Oh, my God.

- What are you working on - right now?

- Well, trying to get out - of editorial, mostly,

But you know how a favor can

turn into a six-month project.

- Oh, my God. Totally. - Yeah.

- What about you? - What's your thing?

- Um, you know, just

sort of, like, lifestyle stuff.

- Moment-capturing, - that kind of thing.

- Very cool.

Are you, uh, commissioning

or working with a gallery?

- Not... not right now,

but I'm looking.

- Well, it is the Wild West

these days.

Every millennial with an iPad

- thinks they're - a fucking artist, you know?

- Mm. - Excuse me.

- Hey.

Seriously, though, um,

have Bradley connect us,

- 'cause I'd love - to see your stuff.

- I could maybe hand off - some gigs, you know.

- Oh, absolutely.

- Okay. I gotta run.

- This little fucker's giving me - some serious heartburn.

- [laughs]

- Oh, thank you.

- Always a pleasure to see you.

- Nice seeing you.

Hey, do you still smoke?

- Uh, I do.

Um, you sure?

- Oh, yeah, it's fine. - Just a couple puffs.

- Great meeting you. - Great meeting you.

- Can't wait to see your stuff. - [laughs]

- See you, B. - Isn't she great?

- Yeah.

- She's gonna be a great mom. - [laughs]

[indistinct shouting]

- Whoa.

You're not, like, moving in

with him already, are you?

- What? No. No.

- I'm... I'm doing, like, - a darkroom thing in here.

- I'm taking this - photography class,

- 'cause Bradley's photographer - friend stressed me out.

- She was like, "Oh, I just... - Let me see your stuff."

- And I was like, "Bitch, - I don't have stuff."

- Kay, someone clearly

found my Adderall.

- No, no.

I'm just having, like,

a small-but-real life panic.

- Why? - Because of Bradley's friend?

- Yes.

They're so successful.

- And they're like... - They have perfect skin,

- And they know - about wine pairings.

- Dude, you can't

compare yourself to them.

- I just feel like - such a loser.

- Do you seriously think

- they had it all figured out - at our age?

No.

- They were probably, like, - doing ludes.

- They're not that old.

- My mom always said ludes - were her favorite drug.

- You know, I just - want Bradley to know

That he's with, like, a woman

who knows what she wants,

- and she's not afraid - to go after it.

- Sure. Totally.

But like, you know, you don't

have to perform for someone.

You should be loved

for the little derp-de-derp

that you are.

- But maybe it's good.

Like, this is just, like,

- the kick in the ass - that I need.

- Cool.

So my real question is,

is this a single penne

stuck to a sock?

- No.

That's private.

- Derp.

- And I tell you this

because it's truth,

and truth is ugly.

But truth is also beautiful.

The only people

who will make it as a artist

are people who have passion.

Not passion like,

"Oh, I love hamburger."

I'm talking about real passion.

Who among you

would die for your art?

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

[camera shutter clicks]

- This apartment is amazing.

I can't believe he has

his own washer and dryer.

- Oh, my God.

Um, you have to up

your underwear game

if you're gonna date this guy.

This is like some

- "Little Orphan Annie" shit, - Darby.

- Ew! - Honestly,

This place is a fucking palace.

- If you fuck this up for us, - I will kill you.

- Yeah, it's, like, legit.

- Hey, please don't spill cab - on the sofa.

Focus, please.

- As if I would waste

a drop of this.

Do you want me to pose for you?

Not nude.

Well... well, unless you, like,

frame my head out.

- And then you would do nude? - Yeah.

- No, the assignment - was "inner life."

So...

- Ladies. - That's brilliant.

- All: Hi. - Oh, nice.

You found the cab.

- We did.

- It's very nice. - Thank you.

- So amazing.

- You guys enjoy. - Mm.

- Thank you. - Oh, I got you more Nicorette.

It's on the nightstand.

- You're, like,

the most amazing woman ever.

- Jim has never said that

about me.

- You're not that amazing. - I'm pretty amazing.

- What can I say? - Wow.

- I'm the best girlfriend

that's ever existed.

[light electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Boring.

♪ ♪

Lacks insight.

♪ ♪

Too much effort.

Is... how do I say...

Sweaty.

- Sweaty? - Mm-hmm.

- Like, his face is sweaty?

- You're trying too hard. - Keep trying.

- Sorry, just... keep trying,

but I'm trying too...

- Precisely.

This is something.

Look how the light

is directing the eye.

Hmm?

♪ ♪

Beautiful.

- Darby quietly withdrew

from her photography class

and, little by little,

stopped taking photos

altogether.

It was so much easier

to just drift away

on the raft of Bradley's life.

- [speaking indistinctly]

all: Surprise!

[all cheering]

[indistinct greetings]

[light music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, B!

- I think he's really

surprised.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Yes, this guy, um,

who used to paint outside

the East Broadway F stop.

Our joke is that, um,

- we call it "the thing - that burns our retinas."

[laughter]

Oh, hello.

- Mm.

- Do we have any more champers - in the laundry room?

- I think so, yeah. - Mm.

♪ ♪

Essentially this acidic varnish

that will coat the canvas

- so that... you know, - will harden the shell.

- Uh-huh. - They're still working on it.

- They're still running tests, - but uh...

- Oh, cool.

- Hey, look at Bradley.

Yeah.

[baby fusses]

- ♪ It's just my nature ♪

♪ I ruin love ♪

- It's so cute.

Oh, my God.

- Yeah. - [laughs]

- Are you wanting to have... - You want to have a kid one day,

- Or what? - Slow down, Jimmy.

- ♪ Stealing kisses in those

misses within beats ♪

♪ Stealing kisses

in those bloody sheets ♪

♪ I'm killing you ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I'm killing you ♪

[drumming]

both: Ay, oh!

Ay, oh.

- Yes!

[laughter, chatter]

- Wow, your body's just...

- You look like a reptile

trying to do a body roll.

- Ooh-ooh-ooh.

- Stop.

- Ow! - Oh, shit.

- Hey. You good?

- Lot of strobe lights - at that party.

- Yeah. - It was fun, though, right?

- Yeah. Yeah, no. - It was fun.

- Okay.

- My friends - really love you, you know.

- Yeah, no, they're...

They're really great.

- You okay?

- Yeah, I just need - somebody to, uh,

- Keep me from shoving that - bucket up that drummer's ass.

- [laughs]

You just need a massage, babe.

- Maybe.

- Let's just go - get a drink somewhere

Before I piss myself.

- Come on. - Oh, my God, yes.

- Let's go somewhere - we can dance.

- Yeah? - No, sweetheart.

- You can't dance - with your boot.

- Do not hold me down, Jim.

- I'm not trying - to hold you down.

- I'm actually just trying - to look out for you.

- Yeah? - What do you say?

Got another one in you?

- I really don't feel like - wandering around

- Just looking - for a place to drink.

- I'm sure there's - somewhere close.

Hey, isn't that place

with the picklebacks,

like, around here?

- Yes. - Oh, my God.

- You mean the place - with those, like,

- Giant Styrofoam cups - and those hot firemen.

- I'll pee in a Styrofoam cup. - Let's go.

- I'm 'bout to get a UTI. - Come on!

- Okay, I'm ready. - Okay.

- You have to see this place. - It's insane.

- They serve, - like, all their drinks

In this one Big Gulp size.

- Wow.

That sounds amazing.

I think I'd rather sleep.

- Okay, old man.

- Hey.

- Come on. - Came out to Brooklyn.

Took your friends to dinner.

- Cut me some slack. - I'm tired.

- Okay. - All right, picklebacks.

You guys coming?

- Um, no, we're gonna - sit this one out.

- Please! Please!

- Have fun. Have fun.

- Good-bye. Bye. - Mom and Dad, please?

- Will you carry me? - Get out of here.

- No, I can't. - Okay, yeah.

- Bye. - [laughs]

- Would you just - be little bit... ow.

- I'm... - Sorry.

- You know you can go - with your friends, right?

- No, I want to stay with you.

And I don't want to, like,

be in a weird fight.

- We're not

in a weird fight.

- Okay.

[drumming continues]

- Darby. - Thank you, Lenny.

- Of course. - Thank you.

[indistinct chatter]

Hey, baby.

Hey, what's wrong?

- Oh, my God. - Hey.

- Hey. - What's going on?

What's wrong?

- My dad...

My dad died.

- Oh, my God.

- He just dropped dead.

In the shower.

Massive heart attack.

- [whispers] - Baby...

- It's so crazy.

- He's run, like, - three marathons.

He hasn't eaten red meat

since high school.

You know, fuck, man.

[crying]

I can't believe

I wasted so much time

not talking to him.

You know, just being angry

over stupid bullshit.

- Hey, listen.

I'm sure he knew

how much you loved him.

- I don't know.

I mean, I hope so.

- Yeah.

[dog barking]

Okay, it says, um, you're

supposed to apply a new...

- I know how to put on

a nicotine patch.

[sighs]

I can't believe my dad's

- not gonna be in there - when I walk in.

- I mean,

part of him will be.

You know?

His spirit will be in there.

- Yeah.

I don't really believe

in that kind of shit, Darb.

- No. - I mean, me neither.

I... I don't know.

- I was just trying - to say something sweet.

- Yeah, I know.

I'm sorry.

I just...

I just don't need you

to say anything right now.

- Okay.

- Thanks, babe.

[inhales deeply]

[somber music]

♪ ♪

- [quietly] - Oh, man.

♪ ♪

Oh, Mom.

♪ ♪

How you doing?

- All right.

♪ ♪

Uh, let me make you a plate.

- Oh, Mom,

I can't eat right now.

- I'm so sorry, Bradley.

- Oh, Trish.

- It's so awful.

- Mm. - Uncle Joe was my favorite.

- He loved you so much.

- And we just - have to be grateful,

Because it's truly

the most painless way

- for a person to leave - this Earth.

- A heart attack?

- Well, at least it was quick.

- Hi.

Uh, I'm Darby.

- Yeah. - [sighs]

Oh, Bucky.

Buck.

- Um... - Uh, Trish.

Bradley's cousin.

- Of course.

- Well, um, thank you

for being here

for my family.

- Um...

Uh, I'm gonna see if anyone

needs help in the kitchen.

- Okay.

[soft indistinct chatter]

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, um, Sharon,

- uh, do you want me - to hand-dry these,

Or is air-drying them okay?

- Oh, just throw them - in the dishwasher, honey.

They're from Target.

But can you put

the lasagna out?

- Yes. Of course.

Um...

♪ ♪

Thank you.

♪ ♪

- Don't put it down - without a trivet.

- A... trivet?

- [scoffs]

Aunt Sharon just

restored this table.

- Sorry, it's... - It's beautiful.

Um, is there anything else

I can help with?

- Uh, don't think so.

Why don't you take a break,

get something to eat?

- No, I... I like a job - at a party.

- It sort of makes things - less awkward,

- Even when the party's - a funeral.

- Huh?

- No, that... um,

that came out wrong.

- [scoffs]

[light music]

♪ ♪

- [gulps] - Eh.

♪ ♪

- No hug - for your Uncle Rory?

- Sorry?

- Aren't you one of Harvey - and Lorraine's triplets?

- Uh, no, I'm...

I'm Bradley's girlfriend.

- Wowee.

- I didn't know - he was dating a model.

- [laughing] - Oh...

- [quietly] - My God.

♪ ♪

- Oh, Kate,

thanks so much for coming.

- Hi. - You okay?

- Katie.

Oh, my baby girl.

- I hope it's okay - that I came.

- What are you talking about?

You never need an invitation.

- Oh. Oh.

It's okay.

- It's okay. - Let it out.

[Sharon sobbing]

Joe loved you so much.

[indistinct chatter]

- I'm gonna get - a glass of water.

- Yeah. Of course.

Darby. Hello.

- Hi.

Hi, Kate.

- I think the last time - I saw you was at my wedding.

- Yeah, that was a really

beautiful evening.

- Mm. - Um...

I know this

is incredibly awkward,

but I just wanted to say,

I didn't think Bradley and I

would end up dating.

- Oh, honey,

- we're not gonna do that here, - okay?

It was good to see you.

♪ ♪

- Hey, there you are.

Um, how are you holding up?

Are you... like, do you...

What... do you need anything?

- How can I help? - No, no, I'm okay.

I'm, um...

- I'm just trying - to hang in there for my mom.

- Yeah. - You know?

But it's... it's nice

- to feel all the love - in the room for him.

- Yeah.

It's, like,

an amazing turnout.

And it's so good

that Kate's here.

- Yeah, my mom - really loves her.

- Mm. - But, um...

I should probably

get back in there.

- Yeah.

I just want to say that...

- it's like, losing a parent's - probably the most

- Devastating thing - that a person goes through,

And um, I'm not...

I don't... I don't know.

- I'm not saying - that I can relate.

Like, I'm... I c...

I'm not implying that I can,

'cause my parents are alive.

- Hey, listen.

- I'm... I'm really glad - you're here,

But I should probably

get back in there.

- Yes, yes.

Yes.

You look so cute

in your First Communion photo.

- Hey, Darby? - Mm-hmm?

- I really need - to get back in there.

- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

- So...

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay. - Okay.

- [sighs]

- As many of you know,

we lost my father

a few years before

Bradley and I got married.

Joseph offered

to walk me down the aisle.

So anyway, we're standing

outside the sanctuary,

and he's being so tender,

and he's telling me

how beautiful I look

in my wedding gown,

and then, just as

the bridal chorus starts,

he adds,

"Especially your tits."

[laughter]

Joseph was a tit man!

Sharon, I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. - I had to share that story.

- Well, he was a tit man.

- He was a tit man!

Thank you.

[clinking]

- Sadly,

I never met Mr. Field.

No, I did, at your wedding!

At your wedding.

I did.

Um, so I didn't

really know him,

but I know he is a great guy,

because he made

the most amazing son...

who is also a tit man.

[laughing]

Because the apple doesn't fall

far from the tits.

[laughing]

To Mr. Field.

- [glass thuds] - Oh.

Whoo!

[exhales, spits]

I'm sorry.

- I think I'm allergic - to something in the lasagna.

- Mm.

- [rapid breathing]

[retching]

[light knocking]

- Bradley? - Yes, Mom?

- Everything okay in there?

- Yeah, Mom, - everything's great.

[clears throat]

- [coughs]

I'm sorry you had to leave

early because of me.

- It's fine.

[clears throat]

- I can drive back up there - tomorrow.

- Think I made a good

impression on your mom?

[The National's

["This is the Last Time"]

- Please don't be mad at me, - Bradley.

- I'm not mad.

My dad died.

[melancholy music]

- ♪ Oh, when I lift you up ♪

♪ You feel like

a hundred times yourself ♪

♪ I wish everybody knew ♪

♪ What's so great about you ♪

♪ Oh, but your love

is such a swamp ♪

♪ You don't think

before you jump ♪

♪ And I said I wouldn't

get sucked in ♪

- Hey.

- Hey.

♪ ♪

- Thanks.

♪ ♪

- ♪ This is the last time ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Oh, don't tell anyone

I'm here ♪

♪ I got Tylenol and beer ♪

♪ I was thinking

that you'd call ♪

♪ Somebody closer to you ♪

♪ Oh, but your love

is such a swamp ♪

♪ You're the only thing

I want ♪

♪ And I said I wouldn't cry

about it, ah ♪

- Okay, this strategy

has paid off.

Boom.

Sara, go.

- Mm, can you just - do my move for me?

- No, I can't do your move.

I just invaded your territory.

- Jim, I literally

don't give a single fuck.

- Yeah, I really don't - give a fuck either.

- Wait, guys, am I the only

person invested in this game?

All: Yes.

- Hey. - [grunts]

- Oh, uh, excuse me, ma'am,

this is a private residence.

- Oh, my God.

- Well, well, well.

- I thought - you were gone for good.

- We were gonna do - an Amber alert.

- Yeah, you owe us - $4,000 in utilities.

- I'm sorry. - I will set up a payment plan.

- And you missed my birthday.

- I'm sorry, Mal.

- Yo, what is in this box?

- Um, yeah.

Bradley realized he was not

ready to be in a relationship.

Also, um, I...

[exhales sharply]

I got really drunk

at his dad's wake.

I threw up, um, like,

lasagna and bourbon,

and um, I think

I made a toast.

- Okay. - It was really bad.

- No. That is okay.

- I mean, I puked - at Jim's cousin's bat mitzvah,

In the men's room...

- Okay. - Next to the rabbi.

- This all happened

in front of his ex-wife.

- Oh, okay.

You win.

- So no more free laundry.

I had to give the key back.

- Hey. - Whatever.

- I mean, we have the machines - around the corner.

- Someone's been pissing in them - lately,

- But you just - have to check for puddles.

- Yeah, okay.

I don't know.

- We almost made it a year, - you know?

- Yeah. 11 months. - Yeah.

- That's really good.

You get to round up.

- Good. - Okay, okay.

- Come on, come on. - Everybody in.

- Okay. - Everybody in.

- We're sorry, Darby.

- We love you.

- Oh, thanks, guys.

I don't know her.

- Another summer arrived,

and the sting of her breakup

with Bradley subsided.

With that,

Darby was finally able

to pull revelation

from the wreckage.

- Hey, Eugenia?

Hi.

Um, it's Darby.

- I used to be in - the photo class with you.

- Uh-huh.

- Um, listen.

I was wondering

if you would ever sell me

that "inner life" photo

that you took.

I just think it's amazing,

um, and I could give you,

um, 50 bucks for it.

- 100.

- Oh. Um... okay.

I didn't know

we were negotiating.

- We are.

- That's great.

Uh, I will be honest.

I don't... you know what?

I could go to an ATM.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- It was just a photo,

and yet, it was the beginning

of a much bigger life.

♪ ♪

- Mm.

That's awesome.

Did you take that?

♪ ♪

- No.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪