All language subtitles for Keeping Up With the Kardashians - 19x03_track1_eng

Okay, okay, okay, okay,
don't come any closer!

Oh, my god! I swear I think
it's gonna jump at me!

North has brought up
several times now

that she wants a pet spider.

Khloe:
You should just get over
this fear of yours.

(laughs)
have a wrangler here.

What does that mean?

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god...

Scott:
I don't feel like this is what

a normal 36-year-old feels like.

When you use drugs,
you need to repair that.

Scott:
I just want to feel healthy.

(overlapping shouts, clamoring)

I'm going to the white house
with three women

that have just been pardoned.

-Two weeks ago,
they were in prison.
-I know.

I think it's really important
to really put a face

with a name or a face
with an issue.

I can't express
what you've done for me.

You've given me a second chance.

You've given me a life.

♪ ♪

khloe:
Ooh, hi.

Ferguson:
That was a good serve.

That was in-- try again.

Come on, scott,
you got this, babe!

Ready?

Brandon:
That one's out.

Khloe:
Okay, scott.

Scott:
Okay.

This is the most activity
scott's had

-in, like, three years.
-Maybe ten.

Khloe (laughing):
Maybe ten.

Okay, yeah.

Khloe:
Scott!

Scott:
Ooh, I need a break.

Khloe:
Oh, he's fine.

-Serve!
-Oh, (bleep).

Goddamn it!

Khloe:
But I love the effort!

Scott:
Oh, out.

-Khloe: Scott,
what's wrong with you?
-I'm exhausted.

-Where you going, you quit?
-I'm just tired.

-Okay.
-I need a break.

Lately, I've just had
no energy to do anything.

Like, I wake up
and I'm just shot.

Like, I don't have a drive
to get up and run around

with my girlfriend or my kids.

I just don't have the energy.

I don't know if I'm getting old

or I'm just not in great shape,

but I just want to see if
there's anything wrong with me.

Scott, do you want
to kick us the ball?

I mean, this guy...

♪ ♪

(birds chirping)

khloe:
How was the game?

It was good.

I just hated the reports
that were like,

"kim's booing tristan."

khloe:
Yeah, that's just crazy.

Kim:
Standing up, I was
literally up going,

"go, tristan! (whoops)

go, tristan, go!"

my family, you know,
we all mean really well.

I know kim has
the best intentions

and I know that my family
just comes from a loving place.

And there's no malice intent.

With all that being said,

tristan and I are
in a good place right now.

So I'm just happy
that everything seems... Easy.

But, no, it's crazy
that this world is that sick,

that they would think
you would go,

you and your husband
would go to a game

deliberately with the intent
of booing true's dad.

Yeah.

But that's the world
we live in.

So somehow north conned me
into going to this pet store

that was right near her school,

and she wants to see
the tarantulas.

-(groans)
-I go up to the lady first,

I go, "listen, I'll pay you
a hundred bucks,

"just say
they're mean to kids...

-(chuckles)
-"...Not good pets,

"they bite everyone--
say whatever you got to say."

-yeah.
-"I'll pay you."

and the woman's like,
"they make great pets.

-Do you want to hold it?"
-(gasps)

you know, pulling them out,
showing her,

and I'm literally like...

I have a pretty awful
relationship with spiders.

I absolutely hate them.

-Kris: Kim,
there's a spider on you.
-(kim screams)

-no there's not, mom!
-I swear.

Oh, my god! (screams)

can you just try and get it off,
get it off me!

-Stop, stop!
-Mom, it's my brand-new sweater.

But north has brought up
several times now

that she wants a pet spider.

And that is, like, absolutely
never gonna happen.

Like, never ever ever

as long as she's living
under my roof...

Never going to happen.

You should just get over
this fear of yours.

-(laughs)
-just like whales for you.

Ooh! Stop it!

Who the (bleep) would even go
and approach a big-ass whale?

That's, like, sick.

The same thing with tarantulas.

She knows
it's your biggest fear,

like, on the planet.

North has always had
an obsession with spiders.

We don't know why.

It's just, like...

It's so ironic 'cause kimberly
is so afraid of them.

North touches spiders,
north catches spiders.

And I think
she just wants to share

her love of spiders
with her mom.

So I want to be
supportive of north,

and plan something to help kim
conquer her fear of spiders.

So what do you want to do?

Maybe I'll just, like,
I'll be sitting there,

and, like, looking on my phone,
and I'll be like,

"oh, my god,
did you hear the news?

All these kids died at
a school from tarantula bites."

-what?
-I'll just, like,
scare the (bleep) out of them.

That's not good.

♪ ♪

today I'm doing interviews
for the justice project,

which is a documentary
on justice reform.

To show people
that committed crimes

can completely be rehabilitated.

And we don't have
to throw them away

just because they've made
these decisions.

And that people do deserve
a second chance.

Woman:
All right, let's roll sound.

-Roll a-cam.
-Woman 2: Rolling.

Woman:
Okay, whenever you guys
are ready, action.

Stephanie:
So I first want to start--

what scares you about the future
of criminal justice reform?

Kim:
I have kids.

I-I'm raising two black sons.

That-- if you look
at the statistics

of who ends up behind bars,

it scares me to know that...

The system is so broken
and so unfair.

And so anything that I can do

to try to have
a better life for them

is, like, why I love
doing what I'm doing.

Mm-hmm.

How much has your life changed

since hearing about
alice johnson?

I think I've learned so much
about our justice system

through working with alice.

She taught me...
And the system

and the journey has
taught me so much.

Alice johnson is someone
that is so dear to me.

She was serving a life sentence
for a first-time,

non-violent drug offense.

And we got the president
to commute her sentence

and got her out of prison.

I saw her case
and I felt like it was

just simply so unfair,

and so I wanted to continue
making people aware

of her situation
and her circumstances,

and helping other people
that were in her shoes.

Stephanie:
Do you think that there's
a better way that the system

can assess if a person
deserves a second chance?

Kim:
In order for the laws to change,

we do need to show people
that people are better

than... The worst choice
that they've ever made

in their life at one moment
in their life.

Like, there are
thousands of alices.

Thank you, kim, so much
for speaking with us.

-Of course.
-Woman: Cut camera, please.

Woman 2:
That's a wrap on kim!

-(indistinct chatter, applause)
-thanks, everyone.

-Thank you so much
for doing this...
-Oh, my god. Of course.

♪ ♪

kim:
Knock, knock.

-Scott: Yo.
-You ready to go?

Ready to go down
those vegetable aisles?

I mean...

Kind of rather just stay home.

Kim:
You're backing out?

I'm just tired.

What are the symptoms
of the coronavirus?

I don't know,
but I don't think I have that,

'cause I haven't been
around that many people.

I mean, you are tired a lot.

Scott:
You know, it's starting
to come out on the news

that there's this
really dangerous virus

called corona
that's coming out

and everybody's starting
to get really sick.

I didn't travel to paris
for fashion week

because I was worried about it.

And I don't know who has it
and who doesn't.

Some are showing symptoms,
some aren't.

Newsman: Tonight, the seattle
area is now the focus

of emerging coronavirus
in the u.S.

Four more deaths have been
reported, bringing the number

of dead to at least six.

-(siren blaring)
-currently in the u.S.,

there are over 100

confirmed cases
in more than a dozen states.

Scott:
This feeling of exhaustion
has come out of nowhere.

And I really can't seem
to shake it.

I highly doubt it's corona,

and it's just really
affecting my life.

I'm kind of, like,
worried about it.

I don't feel sick.

I just feel tired.

(coughs)
I just want to feel healthy.

I don't feel like this is what
a normal 36-year-old feels like.

You need to get
your blood drawn. I-I would

get my blood drawn by this guy.
So, he'll be really specific.

Like,
if your energy's really low,

he'll be like,
"you need magnesium right now.

-This is the kind."
-wow.

I don't know. I just...

I just feel like
I don't want to go

to a doctor
and then them tell me

that, like,
something's seriously wrong.

Well, wouldn't you rather know?
'cause if you find...

If something is seriously wrong,
and you find out

-in the earliest of stages...
-Mm.

...Then you have a chance
to beat it.

Information is key.

If you wait too long,
then you're gonna be screwed.

Scott:
I'm definitely a drop nervous

to do all these blood panels,

because I've put this vessel
through a lot of trauma.

I'm not gonna lie.

-(groaning)
-kourtney: You need
to face the facts.

If you want to die,

then you can continue
to act this way.

Scott!

-(laughing, mumbling)
-you just stop it, scott!

Scott:
Kim's right.
I need to figure out

what's happening with my body.

I'm definitely scared,

but if there's anything wrong
with me,

whatever's the best way to get
my body functioning better

is what I'm gonna do.

-What?
-(laughter)

don't you look beautiful.

Today, I'm going
to the white house

with three women that have just

-been pardoned.
What did you eat first?
-Mom's cooking.

-The best.
-A banana split.

-Kim: Nice.
-That was the first.

How exciting.

Khloe:
Okay, kimberly.

Oh, my god.
It's just, like, so hairy.

Okay, okay, okay.
Don't come any closer!

Oh, my god, I swear I think

-it's gonna jump at me!
-(north laughs)

I can't handle that one.

Today's not our day.

-Ooh! (laughs)
-robert: Wait a minute.

-Just popped out.
-Hey, kourt!

Hi, cutie. (laughs)

do you want to sing
for auntie koko?

Can we hear? Go!

Khloe:
Chi chi's turn.

You don't want to talk to us?

Oh, my gosh,
there's a kitty cat right here.

-Oh, my gosh!
-Oh, my gosh. Look, it's...

(kim laughs quietly)

she love cats.

Khloe:
Well, insy-ways,

I have a surprise.

-What do you mean?
-I have a wrangler here.

-What does that mean?
-He's a man

that babysits tarantulas.

Are we allowed to bring him in?

I'm really trying to

have kim conquer her fear
of spiders.

Therefore, I have to call in
the big guns, and I need

a professional... Spider...

Wrangler to be here.

-Hi. I'm khloe.
-Hello.

-Mike.
-Hi, mike.

-How you doing?
-I'll shake your hand

from a distance. (shrieks)

follow me, mike.
(coughs)

okay, kimberly.
So, this is mike.

-Hi, mike. How are you?
-Hello.
-This is kimberly.

-Good.
-I would shake your hand,

but you probably
touched a tarantula.

-Uh, or two.
-(khloe laughs)
-kim: Or two.

-(kids laughing)
-oh. Come here, ladies.

No, no, you have
to hold my hand,

and I need to close your eyes.
Close your eyes.

-Close your eyes.
-Tarantula!

-Tarantula!
-(toy engine revving)

okay, since you're not afraid,
I want to see you hold him.

-Penelope: Okay.
-North: On my head.

Kim:
Is she allowed to hold it

-on her head?
-If she wants to.

-Khloe: Oh!
-Mike: You're okay, right?

-Kim: Oh, my gosh!
-North: Yes.

Mike:
Okay, he will not bite you.

Oh, my god, I-I just, like,
actually can't.

-(khloe laughs)
-like, I... Aah!

-North, something's wrong
with you.
-(north giggles)

-no!
-Khloe: Oh, my...

North:
Please, mommy!

Kim:
Are you kidding me right now?

-What?
-Spiders at my house.

Like, you're inviting my fear
to come into my home.

How would you feel if I brought
a whale to your pool?

No, no. I know about your fear,

and I definitely empathize,

but for the sake of north,
I just thought

this would be the fastest way
to conquer a fear.

You have a professional here
in case something happens.

I can't do it.

I can't. (laughs)

it's just, like, so hairy.
Okay, okay, okay.

Don't come any closer!
Oh, my god, I swear

I think it's gonna jump at me!

(north laughs)

I thought
it was gonna jump at me.

Oh, my god, I...

-Mike: I won't let it
jump at you.
-I can't

-handle that one.
-You sure?

-(khloe laughs)
-kim: Today's not our day.

I want to overcome this fear
for you, but I can't.

Khloe:
Even though kim freaked out

over the tarantula,
I just don't want to give up.

I'm gonna try again.

North: If you hold it,
I'll give you money.

-You do it. You do it.
-No. No.

(laughing):
You do it.

-No.
-You do it! You do it!

♪ ♪

all right, I'm ready.

I thought about what kim said,
and I decided to call my doctor.

He agreed that I should
get my blood drawn and tested,

so my doctor sent one
of these nurses to my house.

I got to see what's going on
in my body.

I mean, it's my machine,
so I want to run it well.

Squeeze this.

Squeeze and hold.

A little pinch. Inhale.

-What are you thinking?
-I don't know.

I'm tired all the time.

There's lots of things, um,
that can make you tired,

so this test
will actually be good

because it will look
at a lot of different ones.

I don't know what's really
gonna show up or not.

I don't know how much blood
you got to take,

but whatever it is, take it.
I just want

to see if there's anything wrong
with me or what I can do.

So, I'll be anxiously awaiting

to see what it is.

-All done?
-You're good. You're all done.

Amazing. That was easy.

♪ ♪

(indistinct chatter)

-hey.
-How are you?

-Beautiful.
-Oh, my gosh, thank you.

-What?
-(laughter)

-don't you look beautiful.
-Thank you! Oh, my god!

I know. I'm sitting up here

looking at your tweets
right now.

-Aw.
-They're so wonderful.

-Hi.
-Hi. It's nice to meet you.
-Judith.

Yes, of course. Hi.

Today, I'm going to the
white house with three women

that alice johnson
and I helped pardon.

I am meeting with these three
women for the first time,

which is amazing.

How exciting!
There's definitely

talk of the coronavirus
circulating,

but we felt completely
comfortable traveling.

Even though
the virus is so unknown,

I'm not gonna ruin it for them.

So my two attorneys

who sponsor me
for law school are coming

with me to the white house

so we can introduce
these women to the president.

-What did you eat first?
-Judith: Mom's cooking.

-Kim: Uh, the best.
-The best.

-A banana split.
-Nice.

That was the first.

Kim:
I think it's really important

in order
for big policy to be changed

to really put a face
with a name,

or a face with an issue,
a face with a crime.

To have people understand

that these women could be
a family member.

These women could be
your neighbor.

These women are
just like you and I.

Kim has been advocating
for all three of you like crazy.

-And some others, also.
-But miss alice was the one

that really
helped find you guys,

and-and, you know...

I know it was really important
to her, so...

Alice:
I love these ladies.

We all were in the pit together.
(laughs)

-yeah.
-Yes.

Crystal got a 20-year sentence

for the intent and conspiracy
to distribute marijuana,

and she served 12 years, and

judith got a 35-year sentence

for conspiracy and intent
to commit medicare fraud.

She spent nine years in.

And tynice was sentenced
to 35 years

for a non-violent
drug conspiracy

because her boyfriend was using
her house to sell drugs in.

-Let's bring 'em home.
Let's bring these mamas...
-Yeah.

-And daughters home.
-Yeah.

Kim:
I'm so glad you guys were able

to make it out here.

And see-- it just,

it just opened up
a whole other thing.

Okay, we got to go.

(women laughing)

alice:
The president asked us
to get names.

I got them to him
and he's releasing them.

-Kim: Yeah.
-Yeah.

So now you got
more names for him.

-And he can release more people.
-Yeah, I got names

and I got incredible people...

I think that the goal today
is just for him

to spend time with these women.

See their faces.

I think it's really important
for everyone,

including the president,
to have a relationship

with these women, to meet them,
to hear their story,

to understand
where they came from,

so that they can be sympathetic

and want to grant
more clemencies

and hopefully get
more people...

Out of prison,
who have really done their time

and deserve a second chance.

(scattered laughter)

-(indistinct chatter)
-yeah.

Can you imagine, two weeks ago,

-they were in prison.
-I know.

-Yes.
-Mm-hmm.

(indistinct chatter)

yes.

(indistinct chatter)

I just want to say thank you
and just giving me

the opportunity to have a voice.

I'm so proud of these women
for sharing their stories

and making themselves
vulnerable.

I can't express
what you've done for me.

You've given me a second chance.

You've given me a life.

Man: Have you had much
a stressful life?

When you use drugs,
you need to repair that.

Scott: When I used
to drink and party,

I could've affected my body.

-Hi!
-We're walking in.

-In the white house.
-Into the west wing.

Clemency,
four clemency recipients.

-Hoping to bring more out.
-Yes!

I'm just so proud
to be here today.

When I saw that
president trump commuted

six people, I was so happy.

And I called jared immediately
and said,

"this is so amazing,
but these women need a moment."

and I really felt like
everyone would benefit

from them coming here
to the white house.

-Honestly.
-Thank you.

...To bring as many home...

Not only bring them home,

but to change how society looks
at returning citizens.

My name is, um, judith negron,

and I was a, uh,

first-time white-collar offense.

I received
a very hefty sentence.

I can't express in words

what you've done for me.

You've given me a second chance.

You've given me a life,

one that I didn't really expect
I was gonna have.

My name is tynice hall,

and I was originally sentenced
to 35 years

for a first-time drug offense.

I just want to say thank you.
I'm gonna cry, I'm sorry.

And just giving me
the opportunity to have a voice.

My name is crystal munoz, and

I just speak a blessing
over each of you guys,

individually for the role
that you guys played in my life.

-Mm-hmm.
-Know that our family

is reunited, and that is,
like, the hugest blessing

I've ever been blessed with
in my whole life.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Kim:
And we have more files.

(laughter)

kim:
Our meeting went amazing.

I do think it's important
to continue to have this topic

brought up at the white house,

because it's really instrumental
in making a difference.

I think it will
hopefully open up

all the lawmakers' hearts.

And I think
we were really successful

in getting our message across,
and

we are going to be looking
into some new clemencies.

Do you want a picture here
where the world leaders stand?

(all assenting)

yup, there you go.

That is beautiful.

♪ ♪

-man: How you doing?
-Hi.

How you doing?

Scott:
While I'm waiting

to get my blood results back,

I thought I could start taking
these nad injections.

I read online
it helps with restoring

your cells
and restoring your body

and getting more energy.

It could help with anxiety,
depression.

It could be good for anybody,
pretty much.

Woman:
That's it.

The hard part's over.

Scott: No, it's not. The hard
part is sitting here six hours.

Yeah. Yeah.
I'm gonna come check on you

-in a few minutes, okay?
-All right.

You can watch tv or do whatever.

Scott:
Nad-- it's not like a 20,

30-minute drip.

It's literally like a five
or six hour iv

in your arm, can't do anything.

So, there's some anxiety there,

but I'm willing
to do anything to feel better.

So I figure,
might as well try it.

I'm phil milgram.
I'm the nad md.

I will do my best
to give you maximum

-benefit from your nad.
-Perfect. I'm just excited

to feel better and have
more energy, and you know,

kind of feel, you know?

Milgram:
Have you had much
of a stressful life?

I mean, a-a stressful couple
of years.

When you use drugs or you have
stress in your life or you have

medical problems-- uh, heart,
lung, kidney problems--

you need nad to repair that,
okay? So...

I feel like, there's definitely
been some stress in my life.

Kim:
P, do you remember
your grandparents?

Khloe:
She was a baby.

Bonnie loved you, p.

Scott:
Missing my parents.
It's really hard.

Man:
Put your hands together
for the entire family.

Scott:
My life hasn't always been easy.

I used to drink and party
and go out a ton.

So, my body-- it's been through
some rough waters

and taken
some pretty bad beatings.

I never thought
that there was a possibility

any of that stuff
could affect me in the long run.

So, I'm definitely scared
to get my results back.

Any news on coronavirus?

Kim:
They basically just said,

don't touch your eyes,
don't touch your mouth.

The coronavirus is just starting
to come to the united states.

No shaking hands.

-Elbow.
-Yeah.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

-They can't get out
of here, right? -Nope.

I'm really trying to have kim
conquer her fear of spiders.

Okay, little guy, stay still.

I just hope
kim doesn't hate me forever.

Kim:
Oh, my god!

What was you guys's impressions
of the president?

Was he, like, what you expected
him to be, or...?

It's like putting a face
with all the tweets.

(laughter)

kim:
How did you guys
think that went?

I think it went really good.

It was overwhelming at first.

When I was able to breathe,
'cause I was so nervous,

the whole process--
it went well.

It was, um, comforting.

It made it comforting for us
to be able to speak and

to really be genuine
when we spoke.

Alice:
They tell their stories
beautifully.

The stories is
what changes things.

That's when people connect
with you.

-Kim: Yeah.
-I think that thing
you guys talked about

that ivanka seemed
really moved by was

-how you don't want
to go to sleep.
-Judith: Yes.

And it feels like
this is a dream come true,

and we don't want
to wake up from this dream.

-Mm-hmm.
-You know, um, at least,

in my personal experience,
I don't want to wake up

to those white brick walls.

Kim:
I'm so proud of these women for

sharing their stories

and making themselves vulnerable
and opening up.

It was teary at times. You know,
they have been through a lot.

And I think they're just
really grateful to be out.

Our clemencies have given women

-and men so much hope.
-Yeah, that's right.

When that hope is gone,
that's when it's a terrible time

in prison, but I just saw
these three women come out and

then they see people advocating
for them, like what you do,

and that gives them
a lot of hope.

Kim:
Every time we go and sit

in front of the president
and explain

how the pardon process has
changed so many people's lives,

it definitely opens up
more doors

for policy to be changed
and clemencies to happen.

So I do think it's important
to continue the fight

so that other people get
a second chance,

like these women.

Just the fact that
you can shower

-without having to wear shoes.
-Shoes. (chuckles)

-ahh.
-Have you took a bath yet?

-Like literally you just sat
and soaked in the tub.
-No, not yet.

I was so wrinkled
coming out of the tub.

(laughter)

bubbles were all in my hair.

(laughter)

I loved it.

-Love you.
-I love you, too.

Kim:
I have a plane to catch.

♪ ♪

thanks, guys.

♪ ♪

hi.

Kris:
Hi. How'd it go?

So good. Really good.

-Really?
-Yeah.

That's awesome.

Any news on coronavirus?

Mm, they basically just said

don't touch your eyes,
don't touch your mouth.

Wash your hands a lot.
No shaking hands.

Elbow.
You know, elbow people.

-Yeah.
-And that's it.

As of right now,

the coronavirus is
mainly overseas.

It's just starting to come
to the united states.

I'm at the white house,
so of course I'm gonna ask

what's going on.

It seems like there's a lot
that they are doing

behind the scenes,
so I hope that

it doesn't continue to spread.

Yeah, he did.

I just needed some sugar.

All right, well,
I'm very proud of you.

Thank you.

I am.
You should have a show called

"kim kardashian goes
to washington."

maybe "kim and khloe take d.C."?

Yeah, that's a good one.

♪ ♪

oh, my gosh, remember when
our kids were, like, this small?

Khloe:
I was just shopping
in that section,

and now I'm not anymore.

-I don't know how
they grow so fast.
-I know.

Oh, my god, that's so cute.

This looks cool.
"moon mud."

khloe:
Oh, thank god I'm not
at that phase yet

where I have to buy projects.

(laughs)

-can I use your restroom?
-Woman: Yes.

Thank you.

Kim:
These are so cute.

I have been anxiously waiting
for kim to come back from d.C.

Because we're not just shopping
for the little ones.

I have a little surprise
for her.

Hey, mike.

Hello. Again.

Oh, my god. Ugh.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

-They can't get out
of here, right?
-Nope.

-Okay. We will bring him back
in all... One piece.
-Perfect.

After seeing kim freak out
the way she did

over the tarantula
the other day,

I just don't want to give up.

So I'm gonna try again.

Oh, it's on me.
Oh, my god.

It's moving or something.

I don't know
if he'd wear this.

Oh, my god, there's something
down my shirt.

No, there's not. Okay.

Calm down. Calm down.

I'm really trying for north.
I'm really trying to

have kim conquer
her fear of spiders

so north can be happy.

Okay, little guy, stay still.

How cute is this.

Yeah.

Thank you so much.

I just hope kim
doesn't hate me forever.

-Kim: I am ready.
-Thank you, guys.

Kim: (gasps)
oh, my god, what is going on?

Let's help your mom
overcome her fear of spiders.

-I'm gonna...
-Aah! I can't. I can't. I can't!

I am fully freaking out
right now.

I want it on me
for one second.

-It'll be two seconds.
-One second.

It'll be a half a second.

-Don't... Just don't move.
-Oh, my god!

Scott:
So we got the results back?

-Yep.
-Anything horrible?

Chris: There were so many things
on your test

that were either high, low;
something's going on.

They were concerned how I even
get out of bed every day.

Wow.

Kim:
Oh, my god. What is going on?

Oh, hello.

What is going on, for real?

That's your little friend.

No, no, no.
What the (bleep) is going on?

This is going to help...

-Where is it?
-It's in there.

-Eww.
-Rah! Just kidding.

Stop. This one is just
so (bleep) big.

I had to put it in here, so...

The tarantula is on my seat,
seat belted in.

-And the fact that
I have to drive home...
-In a cage.

Yeah, but still.
Like, it could get out.

Do you want me to crash,
screaming?

Like, it's just ridiculous.

-Are you really uncomfortable
with him right there?
-Mm!

(laughing)

I just figured the more
you're around the spider,

the more comfortable you'll be.
And it's for north.

I just thought this was, like,
helping you in a way.

Listen, I don't want problems
with you,

because if you put a whale
in my pool or something,

-I'm just not having that.
-(laughing)

so I was not trying to--

I think this had to happen
in my own time,

and I just don't think that
it's ever gonna be the time

for me to be cool with spiders.

I guess north can't
have a spider.

That's gonna break her heart.

Yeah, I'll tell her
she can't have a spider.

That's a part of life,
not getting what you want.

I'll have anthony
carry in the spider.

-Just...
-What if I drop it?

Hold it.

I'll hold the spider cage,

but it's not gonna make me
change my mind.

Kim:
Look at the butt.

Like how, like, there's
two little things

sticking out of the butt.

-Khloe: That's like you.
-Hmm.

Ooh.

Kim:
I really don't want this
in my house.

It's fine. The guy's
coming soon to pick him up.

Well, you have to stay here
and keep an eye on him

until he comes,
'cause I... I can't.

-(knocking)
-oh.

Hello.

You saved the day, mike.

-This is like our second
drug deal of the day.
-(laughs)

I feel like I'm just,
you know, transporting...

-Thank you so much.
-Oh, no, thank you.

What are its fangs
hanging out of its tush?

No, those aren't fangs, they're
almost like little fingers.

And that's how they
pull their webs out.

-What the (bleep)?
Out of its ass?
-Yes.

-(laughs) all right, thank you.
-Okay. Thank you.

Kim... The coast is clear.

But I've got to tell you
about the fingers

that come out of its ass.

That's how the webs are made.

-It's sitting there knitting.
-Eww!

♪ ♪

(doorbell rings)

hello. How are you?

-All right.
-Come on in.

-Chris: Nice to meet you.
-You, too. How you doing?

Oh, pretty good.

-So we got the results back?
-Yep.

So, the doctor called me,
and it turns out

I have low testosterone.

And that's what's making me
have low energy.

You know, I'm very thankful
that there was nothing serious.

This is gonna be your copy.

It could be from
a number of reasons.

So my doctor suggested
I meet with a nutritionist,

who did a more detailed
blood test

to find out why
my testosterone's so low,

and to see exactly
what's working

and what's not working
on my body.

Anything horrible?

Anything I should be
thinking about?

There's certainly some things
to work on.

Clinically low testosterone
for men is below 300.

And so being at 229 is
a fairly low score.

And there were so many things
on your test

that had to do with
testosterone production

that were either high,
low, missing, whatever.

Some-something was going on.

Testosterone, when you
wake up in the morning,

it makes you feel energized.

But then it also make you
feel super confident, outgoing.

When you work out,
you feel like an animal.

You could just keep training.

I know right now because
of where the scores are...

-Yeah.
-...You got to feel like
an 80-year-old man.

-I feel it.
-You should feel

a heck of a lot better
if we straighten this out.

Okay. That's good to know, yeah.

My doctor told me

I could easily get a bunch of
testosterone back really quickly

if I wanted to inject
testosterone in my body,

but your body then thinks
it doesn't need

to make testosterone on its own,

so you may have to take shots
for the rest of your life.

I'm not gonna take that gamble
or risk right now.

So I'm gonna try whatever
this nutritionist suggests,

so I can get it back naturally.

Chris:
Things that you came back low in

were amino acids
that you'd find in oysters,

walnuts, sesame seeds,
pumpkin seeds have some.

I love pumpkin seeds.

I like sesame seeds.

Okay, so just work in
more of them.

Kim: You should
write these things down

'cause you're not gonna remember
all of this.

Chris:
You want a pen?

Will you write it?

-(chris chuckles)
-yes.

-How often do you have red meat?
-Once a week.

There could be some benefit
to having that more often.

Scott:
Red meat is actually
a good thing.

That's easy.

Poor guy's got
to eat a steak here and there.

Arsenic and cadmium interfere
with testosterone production,

and you came back
with those elevated, and so,

your liver is working
really hard to detoxify.

Two supplements would work well
to get it out of your system.

Scott:
In the past,

some things could have
affected my body, but

at least it's fixable,
and I know what it is now.

I'd like to get everything
moving in the right direction.

Definitely want to get
this testosterone back.

Chris:
If you're working in the foods
that we were talking about,

and the supplements,
you're gonna be set.

You want to just go over this to
make sure t-this is all I need?

I definitely know
how to read and write.

Scott:
I just want to make sure
we got everything.

-You were sleeping for a minute.
-(chris laughs)

(chuckles)
I did get really sleepy.

(yawns)

♪ ♪

-north: Tarantula!
-Coyote: That is a tarantula.

-Yeah.
-Oh, it's starting to move.

Okay.

-Very slowly.
-(laughter)

okay, so we want to stay back.

Let me make sure that
the spider's totally calm.

Look at that.

Kim:
North loves watching

youtubes of coyote peterson.

The redback spider is pretty
much the australian version

of the black widow.

-Look at that arachnid.
-Kim: He knows everything

about animals and wildlife.

And of course spiders.

Since I did sit next
to a tarantula in the car

and I did hold the cage,
hopefully now,

I'll be a little more
comfortable with spiders.

So I contacted him because I
wanted to do something for north

so she won't be so mad at me
when I tell her

we're not getting
a spider as a pet.

Coyote:
Should mom hold the tarantula?

All:
Yeah!

Let's help your mom
overcome her fear of spiders.

You're a very important part
of this.

Here's what we're gonna do.

-I'm gonna let...
-(wails) I can't,
I can't, I can't.

I'm gonna let the spider
walk onto your hands...

I am fully freaking out
right now.

But I don't want to.
What if I don't want to?

I did not want
to be a part of this.

Okay, hold on, I'm gonna use
this moment for a few bribes.

-Okay. If I do this...
-Listen to mom.

-Okay.
-You promise? Pinky swear?

I swear.

And you are going
to be a nice girl

with no tantrums
in the mornings.

You swear.
Okay, everyone heard that.

-I heard it, northie.
-Beverly: I did.

I need everybody else
to back up a little bit.

Okay, everybody has to back up.

Just-just in case
mom does get scared.

The bribes are gonna be
so worth it.

And north is so excited.
So I'm gonna do it.

Put your hands up
just like this.

Okay, but I want it
on me for one second.

-It will be, it will be
two seconds.
-One second.

-It'll be a half a second.
-North: Three!

-(laughs)
-put your hand out,
put your hand out.

You totally got it, kim.
All right, we're going for it.

Nice.

-Don't...
-Oh, no-- oh, my god,
oh, my god.

Oh, my god, oh, my god.

Coyote: Put your hand out,
put your hand out.

You totally got it, kim.
All right, we're going for it.

Nice.

-Don't...
-Oh, no-- oh, my god,
oh, my god.

Oh, my god, oh, my god,
okay, that's long enough.

Its leg is on me.
Its leg is on me.

-Oh, my god. Okay, get it off.
-(cheering)

get it off, get it off,
get it off, please.

-Please...
-Yes.

-(cheering)
-oh, my god.

-You did it!
-(laughs)

kim:
I did that for you!
I did that for you!

-I did that for you!
-Coyote: And that's north

helping her mom overcome
her fear of spiders.

-That is a huge moment.
-Oh, my gosh.

-Good for you.
-I can't believe that I did it.

If someone were to tell me
that I would've had a spider

in my hands,
I never would've believed them.

-Everyone hug my mom!
-I'm happy that I did it
for my kids,

but we're still never owning
a pet spider ever, ever, ever.

Coyote:
All right, here we go.

Oh, my god, no...

See, north, I really love you.

Beverly:
Awesome, kim, you did it.

Oh, my god, oh, my god,
oh, my god, oh, my god. Okay.

Okay. Okay!
Get it off, get it off.

Get it off, get it off.
Oh, my god, oh, my god.

-You screamed.
-Coyote: That is pretty amazing.

♪ ♪

-kris: Hey.
-Scott: Hi.

-What are you doing?
-Uh-huh.

-How old is she?
-She's, uh, about two.

-(kris gasps)
-oh, she's very excited
to see you.

Yeah, of course you are.
Everybody is.

-(laughs)
-yeah.

You're big in the dog world
and the human world.

That's right. That's who I am.

-Look at her. She's going crazy.
-I could be your manager.

She is trying...

So, what are you up to?
What's in the bottle?

Oh, just vitamins. They just...

Trying to get my whole body
to feel better.

Like, all of the beatings
that my body took over the years

of drinking and partying
and running around,

my body can't be perfect

-underneath it all.
-Mind, body, soul. Yeah.

-So, obviously,
I don't drink anymore, you know?
-Good.

But my body still has things
in it, even from taking

sleeping medication,
doctor-prescribed medications.

And then, when I got
my blood results in,

my testosterone was
so dramatically low

they were, like, concerned
how I even have the energy

-to get out of bed every day.
-Wow.

So, they were like,
"but here is an answer."

oh, that's good.

And I've just, like,
been researching

how to get all my levels back

-naturally.
-Oh, good.

-I'm proud of you.
-Because I don't want to be
locked in...

-Yeah.
-...To prescriptions.

I'm trying to live
a healthy lifestyle

and be mentally healthy.

So whatever's the most
natural way to do this

is what I'm gonna do.

Like, you just have
to really focus on your diet.

Exercising will help.

Aka I think you just got
to take care of yourself.

So you're getting all healthy
on me. I love this.

I've done a lot of changes
in my life over the years...

-Yeah.
-...To be healthier.

So now I'm just trying
to take it to the next level.

I'm thrilled
for healthier choices.

And that you're being
proactive about it.

Scott:
Now that I've been doing
these nad treatments

and eating better, I already
feel like I have more energy

and I feel like I'm gonna be as
good as new in, like, a month.

So, I'm happy as I could be.

Kris:
We want you to be happy
and healthy.

-Yeah, I agree. 'cause I have...
-That's all. All of us.

-Happy and healthy.
-...Such an amazing life

and family, friends
and loved ones.

I just want to have the same
energy everybody else has.

-Yeah. I hear you.
-I want to get up and say,

"today is not just another day.

It's another day to excel."

(kris chuckles)

all right,
I'll let you work on that.

-I'm gonna go...
-No doubt.

-I'll check on you. I love you.
-All right. Love you.

♪ ♪

we just have to shut and lock
this 'cause true's getting up.

-Scott: Mm-hmm.
-So she doesn't
fall down the stairs.

Scott:
Alrightyroo.

Khloe:
So, I want to get your opinion
about an add-on to my bedroom.

Scott:
All right.

Khloe:
(gasps) what the (bleep)
is this?

Scott:
What the hell?

What's going on up here?

-What is this?
-I know why this happened.
(laughs)

scott:
How are you supposed
to get in here?

Khloe:
How far does it go?

Ow!

-What happened?
-The thing hit me in the head.

They're everywhere.

I w-- how far does it go?

This goes all the way
back to your bed.

But so, what reason? I mean,
what purpose does this serve?

Scott:
You might have to climb through.

Yeah, they're all the way.

What's the point of this?
This is a prank?

Khloe:
Obviously, you know.

The only moron that would do
something like this is kimberly.

-It's so lame.
-Because this to her
would be really funny.

This-- I'm sure
she was crying doing this.

You could imagine her
like, "ha, ha, ha.

We got her!" (laughs)

I mean, what the hell is this?

All the inflatable whales?

I'm getting you back
for the spiders at my house

and in the car
and for your last prank.

It's not really scary.

-But you tried.
-Yeah.

Just run and jump onto the top.

-Can you jump to the top?
-(grunts)

-scott: Oh, god.
-There's a lot.

Scott:
Palm springs, here we come.

This is called coronavirus.

Khloe:
Kourtney, you didn't do one.

Kourtney, have fun
and participate, babe.

Kourtney:
I need to see the questions.

I feel like you're not
participating with us.

Not gonna ruin my (bleep) night.

You ruined my (bleep) night.

-(facetime ringing)
-kim: Uh-oh.

Kendall (over phone):
(bleep) you!

-(bleep)
-kim: What's happening?

-We have to go get kendall.
Turn around.
-(tires screeching)

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