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Kimmel live game night.
Tonight's guest, adam sandler,
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in an nba all star edition of
mean tweets.
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And now, jimmy kimmel.
>> thank you.
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Thank you.
Hello and welcome.
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We are in prime time on
basketball night in america.
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I am your host, jimmy kimmel.
We are coming to you from l.A.,
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home of the lakers.
And just like at the games, we
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have a lot of fake cheering.
That's weird.
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Tonight, game one of the nba
finals between the lakers and
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the miami heat.
The players have been in the
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bubble in orlando since July,
which will be funny when
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somebody says you just won the
nba championship.
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Where are you going?
And the mvp says I'm staying
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right here at disney world.
The heat beat the lakers' arch
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rival the boston celtics in the
conference finals and of course
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it would have been great to see
the lakers play the celtics
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again.
But it's even better knowing
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matt damon spent the night
crying into his my little pony
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pillow.
Many fans in miami are fired up.
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This was the scene there on
Sunday night.
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Where the bars are open and they
appear to have thrown caution to
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the wind.
>> from the streets to the bars
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of winwood, the sounds of pots
and pans are taking over the
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streets of the magic city
tonight.
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>> it was the first time since
2014, by the way, that the heat
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are going to the final.
>> and the fans are going to the
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hospital because none of them
are wearing masks.
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You can't be a diehard fan if
you live, can you?
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The last time the heat made it
to the finals, they had a player
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named lebron james.
This is lebron's tenth
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appearance in an nba final with
three different teams and he's
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not done.
If he wins at the lakers, he
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says next year he is going to
sign with the pittsburgh
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penguins to win a stanley cup.
The nba finals have a long and
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rich history and tonight, we
look back at one of those
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moments from history with a
basketball historian named
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snoop.
>> hey.
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Hey.
What's going on?
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It's your boy, snoop d-o-double
g.
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Roll the tape.
Jump ball.
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Mad hops.
Is that a black man out there?
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That's a black man out there.
Hold it.
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Hold it.
He got a white glove on.
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A black man with a white glove
on.
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Good d.
Good d.
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Good d.
Push that.
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Push that.
Push that.
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Where's the black dude?
Where is the black dude?
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Get the ball to the black dude.
To the black dude!
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There you go.
Why did you pass the ball?
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Oh this is when basketball was
based on ten passes before you
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shot.
This is garbage basketball right
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here.
You the only black dude on the
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court.
You didn't take the shot?
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There you go.
White guys, none.
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>> jimmy: Thank you, snoop.
We have got a great show for you
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tonight.
We have a new, all-star edition
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of nba mean tweets and we'll be
right back with adam sandler.
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[ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: Later tonight, we have
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a new show with julie bowen and
music from my morning jacket.
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Our guest tonight.
He combines them frequently.
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You can see him with kevin
james, julie bowen, and
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shaquille o'neal in his new
movie "huebie Halloween" on
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netflix.
Please, welcome adam sandler.
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Hello.
>> jimmy!
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Hi, everybody.
Jimmy!
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>> wow.
That's quite a beard you have
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there.
>> it's disgusting.
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I'm sorry.
It's not a beard.
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It's a mask.
>> jimmy: No, they're different
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things.
You can't just grow hair on your
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face and protect yourself.
Have you been listening to dr.
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Fauci, adam?
>> yeah.
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No.
Look jimmy, when I keep my mouth
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closed, it's a mask.
>> jimmy: You have like a
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lumberjack look to you.
You look different with the
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beard than I would have ever
guessed.
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>> I don't look good.
I know that but I am doing it
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for a movie.
But my father had a beard my
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whole life and this is very
similar the way his beard was.
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Like, gray at the bottom.
I don't have gray hair on my
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head, for some reason.
But I got grays coming out the
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bottom here.
>> yeah.
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For some reason, it comes out
the bottom, first.
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It is very amish.
It's very menanite, your beard.
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>> nobody likes it, at all.
People on the street go, no!
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No, adam.
Doing it for a movie.
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They go, no!
>> jimmy: Whose basketball shoes
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are those behind you?
>> these are -- I'm in
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philadelphia right now.
I just got in this house doing a
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movie.
And it's coincidental.
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These are lebron james, the man
who owns this house apparently,
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you know, met lebron and he
signed sneakers for him.
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These are lebron james and I am
doing a movie in philly, like
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lee
lebron's company is producing
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it.
>> isn't that a funny thing?
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We will take a man who is bigger
than we are, we'll take his
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shoes and put them in a
plexiglass box, on display.
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>> I know.
These are cool.
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These are size -- you want to
know what size they are?
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>> jimmy: Yeah, sure.
>> 106.
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Jimmy, what is the craziest
thing you ever signed for
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anybody?
I have a funny one.
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>> well, you tell yours.
I will think about it.
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>> okay.
I had a person, one time, I was
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leaving a haircut.
And -- and a kid came out with a
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bag of my haircut.
And -- and asked me to sign
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that.
And I did that.
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And then, on the internet that
night, it -- he was selling it
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and saying adam sandler's pubic
hair.
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It's a true story.
>> jimmy: How much?
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How much was it?
>> I bought 'em back for 65.
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How about you, jimmy?
How about you?
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>> jimmy: I think the craziest
thing I ever signed is probably
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guillermo's paycheck, probably.
>> that's incredible.
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That's a great one.
>> jimmy: Sitting on the stool
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just watching us right now.
>> hey, guillermo.
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>> how you doing?
>> what do you think of the
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beard, guillermo?
>> I like it.
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I think it looks sexy.
>> so you said you are doing
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something with lebron.
Is that --
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>> a -- a scout movie.
Where I am playing an nba scout,
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and I discover a player in
Spain.
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And -- and I bring him to
america.
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Real cool.
Lebron's company had it and
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they -- they called me up and
asked if I wanted to be a part
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of it.
>> did you meet with him?
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Does he have an active role in
producing this movie?
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>> you know, he's in the middle
of a -- a championship run right
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now.
So we're going to get to sitting
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down and talking after that.
But you know, it's a legit
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movie.
It's a legit nba movie because
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of lebron, right?
I came to philly and kyle's
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coming by to do a quick, little
thing.
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I don't think that's because of
me.
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I think it's because he -- and
lebron.
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That's what's happening.
>> jimmy: Don't sell yourself
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short here, adam.
Really, you're one of the few
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guys who really thinks about I
love basketball.
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I like these players.
I am going to be in a movie with
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these players.
Shaquille o'neal is in "hubie
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Halloween" your new one.
>> yes.
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By the way, two great guys that
I get to be friends with now.
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And this new one has loads of
nba guys in it.
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By -- but one of the coolest
things that ever happened to me,
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back in the day, when I did
"little nikki," the harlem
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globetrotters were in the movie
and that was like the best.
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Did you see the globetrotters
when you were a kid?
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>> oh, yes, many times.
Lemon.
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Curl
curly neal.
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All the guys.
It's funny, now you see the
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globetrotters.
They're a bunch of young, new
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globetrotters.
Where's curly?
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>> yeah.
No.
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I saw -- I saw 'em live in
boston at the garden when I was
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a kid.
And -- and I had he threw
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confetti right next to me.
And I remember going home and
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telling everybody it happened to
me.
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I had to lie.
I've been lying my entire life
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so it's like close enough to
lie.
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>> and you remember the team
they played, always.
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The designated loser.
What would be sadder than to be
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part of the washington generals
and your job is to lose to the
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globetrotters at every -- at
every city.
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>> you seem like you could be on
the generals.
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>> jimmy: I -- spiritually, I
feel like I am captain of the
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generals.
>> guillermo would start for the
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generals.
>> jimmy: Yes.
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So, before you were famous,
before you -- you became famous
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pretty young.
Did you ever meet any of these
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players?
I know you're a knicks fan
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growing up.
Did you ever run into any of
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these athletes?
>> jimmy, I love the knicks so
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much as a kid and when I was a
real little kid, my uncle
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michael was very good friend ws
p
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friends with phil jackson.
They played ball together and
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became tight.
And I'm guessing they smoked a
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lot of dope together.
I don't understand.
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But those -- those two guys were
really friendly.
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So my father drove me in from
new hampshire to -- to the
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garden to meet my uncle.
And my uncle brought me back --
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back down where the players
enter.
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And it was after the game and my
uncle michael and my dad and me
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were -- and my brother scott --
we were there waiting for them
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to leave.
And like, walt frasier, bradley,
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all those guys walked past us.
And bill jackson goes, hey, and
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came over.
And my uncle says this is my
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nephew scott and adam.
And phil jackson shook my hand.
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And I was like holy cow I just
met phil jackson.
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And blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, what?
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What's going on in this car?
There's something weird.
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And I smell -- smelled my hand
and it -- I had phil jackson's
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sweat hand.
A four and a half hour trip.
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I kept going phil jackson's hand
smelt terrible.
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What the -- I hope phil jackson
doesn't smack me in the face for
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that.
>> jimmy: Yeah, right.
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>> but -- but, jimmy, when I
would go laker games.
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I went to literally 600 laker
games and I would sit right next
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to the bench.
And phil jackson always I would
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tell my friends I know phil
jackson because of my uncle.
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And I'd be sitting there.
I'd be like phil jackson said
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hello to me maybe one out of 60
games.
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And whenever he did, he'd be
like how's uncle michael?
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And I'd be like can this guy
acknowledge I'm a [ bleep ]
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movie star?
One time?
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>> jimmy: Adam sandler is with
us.
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"hubie Halloween" is his new one
it's on netflix October 7th.
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We'll be right back with adam.
>>> what's your problem?
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>> I think you got the problem.
I think we are going to
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dehydrate.
Let's break that up.
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>> want to die?
>> not yet.
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>> excuse me.
You need to leave the partiy,
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right now.
>> I don't see that happening.
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>> leave or I will beat you with
a tire iron.
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>> you and whose army?
>> me.
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And me.
>> and me.
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>> and definitely me.
>> let's kill him!
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>> yeah!
>> jimmy: No, don't kill him.
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We like him.
That's adam sandler in "hubie
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Halloween."
>> why would they want to kill
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me?
>> jimmy: It seems extreme.
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It really does.
What a crazy conast this is.
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Let me go through the cast.
You.
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Steve bu shemy.
Kevin james.
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And shaquille o'neal.
>> yeah.
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>> do you get drunk and just
start calling people?
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How does it work?
>> similar to that.
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Yes.
Yes.
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I just -- good friends of mine,
all of those people you named
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and I love 'em all.
And we got to go to
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massachusetts and make a movie
together.
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>> jimmy: I don't want to give
too much away but shaq plays a
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very strange character.
How do you explain -- how do you
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tell shaq what his role is going
to be?
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>> you don't tell shaq.
You just say what do you want to
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do?
And shaq goes I'm going to do
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this.
And you go, yes, that soubnds
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just fine.
Shaq gets the biggest laugh in
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the whole movie.
Shaq is just -- he doesn't
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demand much.
We were shooting in boston and
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he just kind of looked at me.
And I -- and I said can I get
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you some baked beans?
And he kept staring.
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And I said, no?
How about some fried dough?
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I got nothing.
I said how about six pints of
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clam chowder soup?
And he gave me like the big
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smile.
>> jimmy: Shaq enjoys the clam
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chowder.
Your daughters are in the film
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as well and they had like real
big parts in it and they did a
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great job.
>> thank you.
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>> jimmy: Does that make you
nervous?
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Especially, with two of them
because what if one of them's
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great and then the other one
isn't?
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>> that would be tough.
Yeah.
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No.
You only can allow one kid to be
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so good.
You don't ever be better than
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your sister at anything.
So, yeah, no, you make sure that
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doesn't happen.
But my -- my kids have fun.
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They were -- they were -- I got
very nervous when they're out
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there.
And everybody recognizes that I
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get a little nutty when the kids
are on the set.
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They've been in all my movies
but this is a little bigger than
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usual.
And I start getting panicky and
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stuff.
And the director, friend of
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mine, steve, just walk away,
calm down, let me do this
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because I start getting like get
it right!
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I guess I'm nervous about them
wasting people's time that I
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forced them into -- I don't
know.
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I'm psychotic.
They had a great time.
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They're sweet as hell.
And they had fun dressing up and
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all that stuff.
>> have they seen the movie,
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yet?
>> they did.
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They had a -- what do you
call -- a social-distanced
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backyard thing-a-ma-jiggy where
they showed the movie.
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And they were all like ten feet
apart on mattresses watching
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this movie.
And they showed "hubie
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Halloween."
and I could not bear to watch
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because I didn't want to think
my poor kids, if it didn't do
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well, they'd probably get hurt
and start screaming at their
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friends.
Daddy.
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You better love him.
So I just stayed away.
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But when I came back, at the
very end, there's -- there's a
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music that's over the credits.
And I saw all the seven kids
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dancing and jumping up and down
so I was like, okay, I guess it
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went well.
>> thangsings went well.
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You worked with shaq and kevin
garnet.
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Who is the better actor?
Shaq or kevin garnet?
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>> they both do -- like I have
only done comedies with shaq.
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Shaq is -- I mean, he is
incredibly funny.
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Kg is funny, too.
So two -- two different things.
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Both great men.
>> would you ever consider shaq
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for a serious part in one of
your movies?
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>> yes.
I mean, when I watch him after
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the games, and when he is
talking to barkley and kenny and
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ernie, the guy is, he gets real.
He gets very strong.
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Yeah.
He's a very sharp -- I love him.
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I'll tell you.
I forgot to mention my uncle
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before.
>> yeah.
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>> my uncle michael.
I wanted to get this out there,
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too.
My uncle's wife, my aunt bobby,
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she dated joe naymeth.
>> really?
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>> yeah.
>> what does that mean?
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What does that mean, dated?
>> see.
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That -- they say dated.
I am guessing it was some sort
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of afternoon.
But -- but I don't know.
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But my uncle -- my uncle michael
was so cool about it, he never,
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like, he never got -- when --
when my aunt would say, and
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then, joe naymeth.
My uncle was always very proud
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like that's right.
Not a problem.
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Not a problem.
I'd be like, all right, uncle
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mike's --
>> I guess that's like cam
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newton playing quarterback for
the patriots after tom brady.
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You slide right in there and
everybody's happy.
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>> that's a good one, man.
>> well, god bless uncle michael
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and thanks for doing the show.
Appreciate it.
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Always love checking in with
you.
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I hope quarantine goes okay.
>> I love ya, man, and I'm happy
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you are doing this and this is
going to be an incredible
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series.
This whole -- this whole
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lakers/heat thing is excellent.
>> it's going to be fun.
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A lot of future co-stars in this
one.
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"hue bybie Halloween" netflix,
October 6th.
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Adam sandler, everybody.
We'll be back.
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Jimmy butler and more with an
nba edition of mean tweets.
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>> jimmy: Welcome back to the
fourth quarter of jimmy kimmel
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live game night.
Would celebrate the start of the
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nba finals with a new edition of
mean tweets but the pandemic
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made that difficult this year.
So we dug deep into our archives
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and called the very best of the
very best to bring you this.
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An all-star nba edition of mean
tweets.
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>> james harden always looks
like he's just about to lead the
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israelites through the red sea.
>> jimmy butler looks so ugly,
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look like a face you put on a
totem pole, bra.
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Looking like a tiki mask, bra.
>> if anything ever happens to
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the guy who does the voice of
cookie monster.
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>> stefan curry's facial hair is
a little pubey.
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And while we're on the seasubje
your teeth need some work.
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Come on, man.
Come on, man.
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>> does anyone know what blake
griffin is?
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Did morgan friedman and carrot
top impregnate amazon or what
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happened?
>> oh, my god.
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They do!
>> russell westbrook look like
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jar jar binks.
I'll take your word for it.
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I don't know who that is but
sure.
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>> so close together.
No [ bleep ] twitter.
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Carmelo ain't doing this
[ bleep ].
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>> that's our show.
I'll be back later tonight with
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julie bowen and my morning
jacket.
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But first, game one of the nba
finals.
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