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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW, OOH
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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW
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♪ OH, OH
IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
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♪
♪ ALL READY.
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>> James: HELLO, GOOD EVENING,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO
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THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
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I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A PLEASANT
FIRST DAY OF OCTOBER IT IS
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IMPORTANT TO MENTION THAT, TODAY
SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN MAY
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AND JULY.
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OR THE YEAR 2023, IT IS YOUR
CHOICE, WHATEVER YOU THINK.
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BUT ST, IT IS THE FIRST DAY OF
OCTOBER.
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FALLING LEAVES, CRISP BREEZES,
TREES CHANGING COLORS.
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THIS IS JUST A PARTIAL LIST OF
THINGS THAT WON'T HAPPEN HERE IN
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LOS ANGELES.
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY, REG.
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ANYTHING FUN?
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TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
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>> Reggie: TOOK A FLAP
AND-- NAP AND-- .
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>> James: I SWEAR TO GOD, WHAT
SHOW IS THIS, ROB, 800 AND WHAT?
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>> 814.
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>> James: 814, EVERY TIME ON
THE SHOW OR BACKSTAGE I ASK REG
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THAT QUESTION.
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IT MAY NOT BE THE LEADER BUT AT
SOME POINT IN THE SCHEDULE THE
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PHRASE "TOOK A NAP" IS THERE
SOMEWHERE.
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I'M READY.
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>> YEAH, TOOK A NAP.
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>> James: WHEN DID YOU NAP?
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CUZ YOU WERE HERE TODAY AT WHAT,
1:00?
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>> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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I WAS IN THE-- WELL, ABOUT AN
HOUR AGO, JUST BEFORE, I GOT UP
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ABOUT TEN MINUTES BEFORE RIGHT
NOW.
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>> James: WHY WOULDN'T YOU
THOUGH.
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WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
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WHY WOULDN'T YOU?
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WE'RE LAUGHING, THE MAN'S GOT
THE WHOLE THING RIGHT.
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HE'S GOT THE WHOLE THING BANG
ON.
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THAT'S THE TRUTH OF IT.
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AND SO DO YOU.
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CUZ YOU'RE HERE AND SO ARE WE,
YOU KNOW, WE'RE ALL DOING THIS,
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WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU,
WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE
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DASHING TIE -- TYRA BANKS AN
LATER THE EVAN RACHEL WOOD.
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STICK AROUND FOR THAT.
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BUT IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IS
STILL TALKING ABOUT THE DEBATE.
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EXCEPT FOR RUDY GIULIANI WHO
WENT ON TWITTER THIS MORNING TO
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TALK ABOUT THE DEBAT.
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THAT'S A REAL TWEET.
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I LIKE HOW THERE IS A PERIOD AT
THE END.
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LIKE YEAH, DONE.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO
SAY.
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THE DE BATH.
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AN REALLY THERE IS TO BETTER
TWEET TO SUM UP WHAT IT WAS.
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A DEBATE WHERE NOBODY COULD
FINISH THEIR SENTENCES.
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GIULIANI CAUGHT THE MISTAKE AND
DE BLEAT-- DELETED THE TWEET UT
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IF IT HAD BEEN ME, YOU KNOW WHAT
I HAVE DONE, LEANED INTO IT.
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SORRY GUY, MY DEBAD.
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AND AT A RALLY LAST NIGHT IN
MINNESOTA PRESIDENT TRUMP
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BRAGGED ABOUT THE HUGE NUMBERS
OF VIEWERS FOR THE DEBATE, BUT
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AS USUAL TRUMPS WITH A LITTLE
LOOSE WITH THE FACTS, HAVE A
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LOOK.
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>> IT HAS THE SECOND HIGHEST
RATINGS OF OVERALL TELEVISION IN
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THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION.
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DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT WAS
FIRST, LIKE MASH OR SOMETHING, I
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GUESS, YOU KNOW, THEY HAD THE
FINAL EPISODE OF MASH AND I
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DON'T KNOW, DOES ANYBODY KNOW?
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>> James: YEAH, THAT WILL
IMPRESS THE YOUNG VOTERS TO GET
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OUT THERE.
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TELL THEM ARE YOU ALMOST AS
POSSIBLE LAR AS A 1970S SITCOM
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ABOUT THE KOREAN WAR.
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NOW JUST TO BE CLEAR, THIS
WASN'T ANYWHERE NEAR THE SECOND
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HIGHEST RATED PROGRAM OF ALL
TIME.
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FOX NEWS HAD THE LARGEST DEBATE
AUDIENCE AT ALMOST 18 MILLION
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VIEWERS WHILE THE LAST TEN SUPER
BOWLS HAVE HAD OVER 100 MILLION
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VIEWERS EACH.
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BUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER,
IN ALL OF THIS, IS THAT TRUMP'S
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A LIAR.
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THAT IS WHAT HE DOES.
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I DON'T THINK WE CAN GET ANY
LEGAL TRUBL FOR THAT, CAE WE.
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THAT IS NOT LITIGIOUS, IS IT,
IAN.
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THERE IS NO PROBLEM SAYING THAT.
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>> NO, I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL.
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WE'RE ALL GOOD.
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IAN ALSO A LIAR.
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HEAR'S THE THING.
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IT WASN'T EVEN THE HIGHEST RATED
DEBATE THAT TRUMP HAD
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PARTICIPATED IN.
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ALL TOTAL, 11 MILLION FEWER
PEOPLE WATCHED TUESDAY'S DEBATE
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THAN WATCHED THE 2016 DEBATE
BETWEEN TRUMP AND HILLARY
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CLINTON OR AS IT IS NOW CALLED
THE SERIES FINALE OF AMERICA.
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THE COMMISSION WHO RUNS
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES DOESN'T
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WANT, THEY SAID THEY DON'T WANT
ANOTHER CHAOTIC MESS LIKE LAST
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TUESDAY NIGHT SO THEY ARE
CONSIDERING GIVING THE MODERATOR
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THE NEXT DEBATE THE ABILITY TO
CUT OFF MICROPHONES.
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AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK THEY
ARE GOING TO GIVE THE MODERATOR
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A FIRE HOSE.
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RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
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BAD PRESIDENT, NAUGHTY!
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CARRY ON, JOE.
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STOP IT.
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THAT, THAT WOULD BE THE HIGHEST
RATED SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF
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TELEVISION.
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OUT OF THE 90 INTURNTIONS DURING
THE FIRST DEBATE, 71 OF THEM
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WERE COMMITTED BY TRUMP.
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THE OTHER 19 WERE ME YELLING AT
HOME, THAT'S IT.
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WE'RE MOVING BACK TO ENGLAND.
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AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS,
DURING A BRIEFING THIS MORNING A
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REPORTER CORRECTED PRESIDENT
TRUMP'S PRESS SECRETARY FOR
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INCORRECTLY SAYING TRUMP'S
SUPREME COURT NOMINEE WAS A
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PRESTIGIOUS RHODES SCHOLAR.
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>> JUDGE BARRETT IS EXTREMELY
WELL CALLIFIED GRADUATED SUMA
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CUM LAUDE FROM LAW SCHOOL WHERE
SHE ACHIEVED THE COIN PRIZE FOR
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BEST RECORD IN SCHOLARSHIP AND
ALSO A RHODES SCHOLAR.
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>> YOU SAID SHE WAS A RHODES SCL
AR, I'M NOT SURE IF THAT IS
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TRUE.
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>> THAT IS WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN
HERE.
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>> SHE ATTENDED RHODES COLLEGE
SO MY BAD.
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>> WHOA.
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>> SORRY.
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THAT IS RIGHT, SHE WENT TO
RHODES COLLEGE IN TENNESSEE.
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SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE NONRHODES
SCHOLAR.
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I'M SURPRISED SHE DIDN'T JUST
DOUBLE DOWN LIKE MOST TRUMP
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OFFICIALS WHEN THEY GET CAUGHT
SAYING SOMETHING UNTRUE THEY
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DOUBLE DOWN.
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SHE SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE NO,
SHE STUDIED HIGHWAY
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CONSTRUCTION.
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SHE IS A ROAD SCHOLAR.
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IF IT WAS WRITTEN DOWN, WOULD
YOU GET T A STAND BY WHAT I
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SAID.
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MAYBE SHE WASN'T A ROADS SCHOL
AR BUT-- RODE SCHOLAR BUT SHE
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DID GRADUATE MAGA CUM LAUDE.
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>> THANK YOU GUILLERMO, I
APPRECIATE THAT.
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AND DID YOU SEE THIS, YESTERDAY
THE PRESIDENT TOOK TIME OUT OF
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HIS BUSY SCHEDULE TO DO
SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.
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HE TWEETED OUT A STUDY FROM 2018
SAYING DONE MCDONALD'S FRENCH
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FRIES MAY CURE BALDNESS.
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ADDING NO WONDER I DIDN'T LOSE
MY HAIR.
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I LIKE THAT THE COUNTRY IS A
MONTH AWAY FROM AN ELECTION IN
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THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC FACING
A SUPREME COURT NOMINATION
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BATTLE AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES IS LIKE, MAYBE
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THIS IS A GOOD TIME FOR ME TO
GET INTO COMEDY.
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YOU ARE A STANDUP COMEDIAN, IAN,
HOW WOULD TRUMP GET ON AT AN
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OPEN MIC NIGHT.
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>> OH, I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT I
THINK HE'D DO PRETTY GOOD.
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LIKE IF HE WEREN'T THE
PRESIDENT, LAKE IF THAT PART,
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YOU JUST FACTOR THAT OUT, HE'S
KIND OF GOT GOOD COMEDIC
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THIEMING AND HE LIKES FAST FOOD,
HE TALKS ABOUT HOW DATING IS
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WEIRD.
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I THINK HE KILLS.
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>> James: IT'S GOOD THAT HE
HAS SOMETHING TO FALL BACK ON.
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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>> OUR COMMUNITY HAS WORSE
PEOPLE IN IT, SO YOU KNOW.
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>> James: NOW DID ANYBODY
WATCH THE LAKERS PLAY IN THE
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FIRST GAME OF THE NBA FINALS
LAST NIGHT?
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DID YOU SEE IT?
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DID YOU SEE IT?
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DID YOU WATCH IT, IAN?
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>> YEAH, I WATCHED IT.
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>> James: YOU STILL NOT OVER
IT RIGHT.
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>> NO, NOT AT ALL.
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I WON'T BE BITTER UNTIL THE DAY
I DIE ABOUT THE LAKERS.
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>> James: WELL, LET'S KEEP IT
LIGHT WELL, IF YOU WATCHED IT
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YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONES
BECAUSE PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
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ATTENDED THE GAME AS A VIRTUAL
FAN.
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HERE HE IS HERE.
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SO TURNS OUT OBAMA IS AVAILABLE
TO DO VIRTUAL APPEARANCES.
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INTERESTING.
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VERY, VERY INTERESTING.
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OBAMA WAS SITTING IN THE FRONT
ROW AT THE GAME.
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NOW SURE NOT EVERYONE GETS THAT
SORT OF TREATMENT.
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REMEMBER, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY
UNNECESSARY.
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AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.
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AN AMBULANCE SERVICE IN THE U.K.
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JUST TESTED A JET SUIT FOR
PARAMEDICS THAT THEY SAY CAN
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HELP SAVE LIVES.
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HERE IT IS IN ACTION.
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HERE IT IS IN ACTION.
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THAT'S IT, WE'RE OFFICIALLY
LIVING IN THE FUTURE.
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THE FUTURE SUCKS BUT WE'RE
THERE.
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NOW DON'T BE ALARMED.
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THE AMBULANCE SERVICE WILL STILL
RETAIN A NORMAL GROUND-BASED
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FIRST RESPONSE TEAM TO HELP
AFTER ALL OF THE JET SUIT
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CRASHES.
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THIS IS HOW-- Z UNLESS THE MEDIC
IS CARRYING ANOTHER JET SUIT YOU
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STILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN
AMBULANCE TO GET THERE.
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>> OH, THANK GOD, I LOST SO MUCH
BLOOD, I'M BLEEGD.
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AND THE GUY IS LIKE, SEE, THE
THING IS ALL OF MY MEDICAL
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SUPPLIES ARE ACTUALLY ON THE
ADVANCE.
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SO.
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>> AND FINALLY THE BIDEN
CAMPAIGN IS NOW SELLING T-SHIRTS
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WITH ONE OF JOE BIDEN'S
MEMORABLE LINES FROM THE DEBATE,
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THE SHIRTS SAY WILL YOU SHUT UP,
MAN.
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AND THEY SOLD OUT ALMOST
IMMEDIATELY.
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IT IS THE PERFECT WAY TO LET
PEOPLE KNOW YOU WAITED 90
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MINUTES ON THE DEBATE AND THEN
ANOTHER 30 ON A T-SHIRT.
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BIDEN CAMPAIGN SHOW SOLD OUT IN
A MATTER OF HOURS.
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MEANWHILE FOR SOME REASON THIS
TRUMP CAMPAIGN SHIRT IS STILL IN
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STOCK FEATURING THE MEMORABLE
LINE, THE DEBAT.
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AND THAT'S IT.
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>> Reggie: YES.
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>> James: AND THAT'S IT.
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>> Reggie: RIGHTEOUS.
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>> James: THAT'S IT.
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THAT, THAT'S THE END OF THE
MONOLOGUE.
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>> WHAT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT FOR
YOU?
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>> James: I THINK WE STARTED
WELL.
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>> Reggie: YEAH.
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>> James: AND THEN IT JUST,
YEAH.
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I THINK YOU AE BEING GENEROUS.
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NO, THAT'S IT.
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THAT IS THE MONO, IT HAPPENED.
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>> Reggie: YEAH.
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>> James: AN WE'LL NEVER DO
THAT AGAIN.
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IT WAS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER
THAT, WE'LL NEVER TELL THOSE
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JOKES AGAIN.
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>> Reggie: HERE CHEERS TO THE
BEST MONO.
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>> James: CHEERS, REG, WE DID
IT.
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THANKS, EVERYONE.
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NOW AFTER THE BREAK WE HAVE
SOMETHING TRULY SPEG FOR YOU,
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WE'VE GOT OUR FIRST MUSICAL
PERFORMANCE LIVE HERE IN THE
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STUDIO, THE FIRST ONE SINCE
MARCH AND I'M TELLING YOU, YOU
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ARE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS
THIS.
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THEY ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE ROCK
BANDS OF ALL TIME.
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WHEN WE COME BACK, THE STROKES
ARE PERFORMING ON THE SHOW, COME
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ON BACK, EVERYBODY!
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>> Reggie: THAT'S RIGHT, YOU
HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
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HERE LIVE IN STUDIO.
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YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME, SEE
YOU SOON.
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TOODELS.
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>> James: WELCOME BACK, OKAY,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS
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BECAUSE TONIGHT FOR THE FIRST
TIME IN MONTHS WE HAVE A LIVE
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BAND RIGHT LEER IN THE STUDIO.
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AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.
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NOT ONLY ARE THEY PLAYING LIVE
BUT THEY ARE PROBABLY ONE OF MY
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FAVORITE IS ROCK 'N' ROLL BANDS
OF ALL TIME.
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THEIR DEBUT WAS A WORLDWIDE
SENSATION AND HAVE INFLUENCED
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COUNTLESS ARTISTS EVER SINCE.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLAYING A
SONG FROM THE ICONIC "IS THIS
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IT" I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY
SAYING THIS, WOULD YOU PLEASE
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WELCOME THE STROKES!
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(
♪ WE'LL DRINK
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A DRINK, A DRINK
♪ TO LILY THE PINK
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THE PINK, THE PINK
♪ THE SAVIOR OF
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THE HUMAN RACE
♪ FOR SHE INVENTED
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MEDICINAL COMPOUND
♪ MOST EFFICACIOUS
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IN EVERY CASE
♪ MR. FREERS HAD
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STICKY OUT EARS
♪ AND IT MADE HIM
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AWFUL SHY
♪ AND SO THEY GAVE HIM
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MEDICINAL COMPOUND
♪ AND NOW HE'S LEARNING
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HOW TO FLY
♪ ROBERT TONY WAS
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KNOWN TO BE BONY
>> James: OKAY, OKAY, STOP IT,
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WHAT, WHAT, HANG ON, WHANG ON,
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT THE HELL
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IS GOING ON?
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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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>> James: WHAT DO I MEAN?
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WHERE ARE THE STROKES?
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>> WE'RE THE STROKEZ.
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>> James: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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>> YES, WE ARE, WE ARE THE
STROKEZ, AREN'T WE GUYS.
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>> YEAH.
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>> James: I KNOW WHAT THE
STROKES LOOK LIKE, AND ARE YOU
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DEFINITELY, ARE YOU NOT THE
STROKES.
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>> OH, OH, I GET IT YOU ARE
THINKING OF THE STROKES.
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>> James: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT
I JUST SAID.
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>> YEAH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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WE ARE THE STROKEZ.
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>> James: WHAT IS THE
DIFFERENCE?
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>> OUR NAME ENDS WITH A Z,
STROKEZ.
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>> James: BUT THAT IS NOT MUCH
OF A DIFFERENCE S IT.
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STROKES, STROKEZ.
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>> YEAH, NOW THAT I AM HEARING
YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD, THEY DO
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SOUND A BIT SIMILAR.
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>> James: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY
TELLING ME THIS IS THE FIRST
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TIME YOU HAVE EVER HAD THIS
PROBLEM.
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>> YES, YES, IT IS, I SAY THAT,
WE DID HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OUR
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LAST NAME.
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>> James: WHAT WAS YOUR
PREVIOUS NAME.
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>> MUMFORD & SONZ BUT WITH A Z,
THEY DO IT WITH AN "S."
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>> James: ARE YOU MESSING WITH
ME RIGHT NOW, AM I BEING MESSED
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WITH?
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ARE YOU MISSING WITH ME?
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>> NO, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT JAMES?
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YOU SEEM A BIT STRESSED.
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>> James: YES, OF COURSE I'M
STRESSED.
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THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A HUGE
MOMENT FOR THE SHOW.
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I WAS EXCITED TO SEE THE STROKES
AND NOW WE'VE GOT-- WHATEVER
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THIS IS, THIS IS A DISASTER.
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>> I I TELL YOU WHAT, JAMES, I
KNOW IT MIGHT NOT BE THE SAME
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THING BUT REQUEST DON'T WE SING
A SONG BY THE STROKES, WOULD
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THAT HELP.
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>> James: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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YOU CAN DO THAT?
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>> YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT.
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>> WE CAN DO THAT, FOR SURE,
RIGHT?
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>> YEAH.
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>> James: WELL, WE DON'T VCH
CHOICE, DO WE.
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SO YES, THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
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THANK YOU.
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>> OKAY.
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>> James: WE'LL DO THAT.
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WHY DID NOBODY CHECK THE BOOKING
ON THIS, ROB?
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THIS IS A [BLEEP] UP.
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>> DO THAT, OKAY.
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>> James: I DON'T NEED TO HOLD
THAT FOR-- OKAY.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS
WHAT-- I HAVE TO CHANGE THE
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INTRO TO THIS, WE CAN'T DO THE
WHOLE-- PLEASE WELCOME TO THE
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SHOW, THE STROKEZ.
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♪ WE'LL DRINK
A DRINK, A DRINK
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♪ TO LILY THE PINK
THE PINK, THE PINK
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♪ THE SAVIOR OF
THE HUMAN RACE
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IMH, STOP,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, STOP, STOP
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NOW.
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>> I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE
GOING TO SING A SONG BY THE
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STROKES.
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>> THAT WAS A SONG BY THE
STROKES.
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>> James: NO, IT WASN'T.
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>> OH, YOU MEAN-- YOU MEAN THE
OTHER STROKES.
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YOU MEAN THE OTHER STROKES, YES,
SORRY, OUR BAD.
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WE GOT CONFUSED.
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YOU SEE, OUR NAME SOUNDS QUITE
SIMILAR.
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>> James: DO YOU THINK I DONE
KNOW THAT?
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DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?
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>> LOOK, JAMES, WE'RE SORRY.
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GIVE US ONE MORE CHANCE.
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WE'LL SING A SONG BY THE
STROKES, THE OTHER STROKES.
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>> James: STROKES WITH AN "S"
PLAY THE STROKES WITH AN "S"
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PROMISE.
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>> YEAH.
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>> James: LAST CHANCE.
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>> OKAY.
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>> James: ANY MORE SING BEING
PINK LILLYS OR WHATEVER WERE YOU
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DOING, YOU'RE OUT, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND?
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
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>> WE HEARD YOU, LOUD AND CLEAR.
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>> James: THIS IS A TOTAL
[BLEEP] UP.
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SOMEBODY [BLEEP] UP.
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WELCOME BACK.
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PLEASE WELCOME THE STROKEZ.
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♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ WE'LL DRINK
A DRINK, A DRINK
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♪ TO LILY THE PINK
THE PINK, THE PINK
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♪ THE SAVIOR OF
THE HUMAN RACE
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♪ FOR SHE INVENTED
MEDICINAL COMPOUND
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♪ MOST EFFICACIOUS
>> James: WE'LL BE
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IN EVERY CASE
♪ MR. FREERS HAD
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STICKY OUT EARS
♪ AND IT MADE HIM
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AWFULLY SHY
♪ AND SO THEY GAVE HIM
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MEDICINAL COMPOUND
♪ AND NOW HE'S LEARNING
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HOW TO FLY
♪ ROBERT TONY WAS
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KNOWN TO BE BONY
♪ HE WOULD NEVER
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EAT HIS MEALS
♪ AND SO THEY GAVE HIM
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MEDICINAL COMPOUND
♪ NOW THEY MOVE HIM
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'ROUND ON WHEELS
♪ WE'LL DRINK
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A DRINK, A DRINK
♪ TO LILY THE PINK
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THE PINK, THE PINK
♪ THE SAVIOR OF
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THE HUMAN RACE
♪ FOR SHE INVENTED
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MEDICINAL COMPOUND
♪ MOST EFFICACIOUS
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IN EVERY CASE ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK, LET'S
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MEET OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT,
SHE IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING
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PRODUCER, HOST AND SUPERMODEL,
PLEASE WELCOME THE MAGNIFICENT,
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THE EFFORTLESS, ITS ALWAYS
CHARMING TYRA BANKS TO THE SHOW.
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(APPLAUSE)
>> HELLO.
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>> James: TYRA, SPH ALWAYS A
THRILL EVERY TIME YOU ARE ON THE
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SHOW.
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EVEN IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES, IT
IS LOVELY TO SEE YOU ALTHOUGH WE
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HAVE BEEN IN CLOSE PROXIMITIMENT
I DON'T KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW THIS
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BUT YOU SHOOT DANCING WITH THE
STARS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO WHERE
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WE SHOOT THIS SHOW.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE IT OVER THERE.
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HOW ARE YOU GETTING ON WITH THE
SLOW?
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>> I THINK IT'S GREAT, I
ACTUALLY HEAR WHEN YOU FLUSH
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YOUR TOILET IN YOUR DRESSING
ROOM.
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>> James: WOW, WELL THAT
MEANS, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW
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WHAT I HEAR.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THAT
CLOSE.
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>> RIGHT THERE, WE ARE BACK TO
BACK.
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>> James: HOW ARE YOU, ARE YOU
ENJOYING YOUR TIME ON THE SHOW,
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HOW IS IT?
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>> I'M HAVING A REALLY, REALLY
GOOD TIME ON DANCING WITH THE
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STARS.
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IS BANANA, I'M CHANGING CLOTHES
AND THERE ARE DANCING, PEOPLE
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FLIPPING AND GOING HOME, IT'S
FUN.
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>> James: WAS THIS AN OFFER
WERE YOU EXPECTING IN YOUR LIFE?
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HOW DOES THIS WORK?
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HOW DO YOU SUDDENLY BECOME THE
NEW FOS-- NEW HOST OF DANCING
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WITH THE STARS.
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>> RIGHT?
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I MEAN YOU TELL ME, JAMES, THEY
CALLED ME AND WERE LIKE ARE YOU
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INTERESTED IN THIS, AND THIS WAS
EARLIER THIS YEAR.
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AND I'M LAKE YOU'RE CALLING ME
AND ASKING ME THIS.
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I WOULD NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS
THINK I WOULD BE ASKED TO HOST.
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IT TOOK ME MONTHS.
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I SAT ON IT FOR MONTHS, ASKED
FRIENDS TIMELY ASKED MY MOM, SHE
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WAS LIKE GIRL, I WAS THE FIRST
ONE TO WATCH THAT SHOW, TURN ON
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THE TV THE STARS WAS DANCING SHE
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO TELL ME,
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I TURN TDZ ON AND COULDN'T LOOK
AWAY.
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I SAID YES, I FEEL LIKE I COULD
BRING SOMETHING TO THIS, SO I
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THINK I MADE MY DECISION.
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>> James: YOU YOU ABSOLUTELY
DID.
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NOW I AM TOLD YOU AND YOUR
PARTNER, YOU PLAY A FUN GAME
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WHEN ARE YOU OUT WITH EACH
OTHER.
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YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO US WHAT THIS
GAME IS?
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>> YEAH,SO RIGHT NOW
PARTICULARLY WITH COVID WE DON'T
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REALLY GO TO RESTAURANTS.
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I THINK WE HAVE BEEN TO MAYBE
TWO OUTDOOR RESTAURANTS.
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SO WE WILL GET TAKEOUT, WE PUT
IT IN THE CAR AND WE JUST LOOK
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AT PEOPLE AS WE ARE EATING.
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AND WE MAKE A BET ABOUT WHAT
THEY DO FOR A LIVING.
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SO I WILL BE LIKE HE LOOKS LIKE
AN AD EXEC, HE WILL BE LIKE
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GNAW, HE LOOKS LIKE A SCIENTIST
AND WE ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW AND
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DO OUR MASKS AND SCIENTISTS AND
BE LIKE YO, WE MADE A BET, YOU
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CAN TELL US WHAT YOU DO FOR A
LIVING.
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AND SO WE BOTH LOST THE LAST ONE
BECAUSE HE WAS IN THE A
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SCIENTIST OR AN AD EXEC, HE WAS
A MOVIE PRODUCER, INVITED US TO
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A MOVIE PREMIER AND WE WENT,
HONEY, IN THE DRIVE-IN MOVIE
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THEATER, LIKE A DAY LATER.
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IT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING.
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>> I'M KIND OF INTO THIS GAME.
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YOU MIGHT BE GOOD AT GUESSING
WHAT PEOPLE DO FOR A LIVING BUT
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LET'S PLAY LIKE, YOU SEE IAN
HERE, HE IS ON OUR SHOW, SO IAN
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IS ONE OF OUR TWO HEAD WRITERS
ON THE SHOW.
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TAKE A LOOK AT IAN, YOU CAN
GUESS WHAT IAN MIGHT GET UP TO
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ON THE WEEKENDS?
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>> IAN ON THE WEEKENDS, YOU LIKE
TO LAY IN YOUR BACKYARD WITH A
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BEER IN YOUR HAND.
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YOU HAVE ONE HAND ON YOUR CHEST
AND YOU RUB YOUR CHEST HAIR AND
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YOU ARE LIKE LOOKING AT THE SKY
AND GUESSING WHAT KIND OF BIRD
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THES ARE.
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>> THAT IS 100 PERCENT ACCURATE.
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>> James: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I
CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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>> I KNEW IT, SEE.
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>> James: HOW DO YOU-- I MEAN
IAN, SHE HAS NAILED YOU.
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WHAT ABOUT TOM WHO IS A WRITER
ON THE SHOW HERE, WHAT DOES TOM
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GET UP TO ON THE WEEKEND.
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>> TOM, OH GOD, TOM.
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>> James: OH GOSH IS RIGHT.
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>> WHAT TOM DOES.
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>> James: KEEP IT LIGHT.
438
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:28,513
>> TOM DRIVES TO LIKE EVERY TACO
JOINT IN L.A
439
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:34,644
HE ORDERS LIKE ALL THE GROUND
BEEF ONES, HE LINES THEM UP, AND
440
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:39,691
THEN HE BLINDFOLDS HIMSELF IN
HIS CAR AND HE, HIS LOVER SHOVES
441
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:43,320
THE TACOS IN HIS MOUTH AND HE
HAS TO GUESS AS FAST AS HE CAN
442
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:48,158
WHAT TACO JOINT THEY CAME FROM.
443
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:51,411
>> OH MY GOD, THAT IS COMPLETELY
ACCURATE, MI BANNED FROM MOST
444
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:52,621
TACO JOINTS AFTER THIS,
OBVIOUSLY.
445
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:56,875
>> James: I'VE LOST TRACK OF
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES WHEN I SAID
446
00:22:56,875 --> 00:23:00,921
TO TOM THIS WEEKEND AND HE SAID
YOU KNOW, THE SAME OLD
447
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,215
BLINDFOLD, TACO STUFF IN THE
CAR.
448
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,007
>> BLINDFOLD TRACKO STUFF.
449
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:05,258
>> James: WHAT ABOUT ROB.
450
00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:08,762
AND I'M ONLY PICKING ROB BECAUSE
HE ASKED THAT WE DON'T GO TO HIM
451
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:09,221
ON THIS.
452
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,889
SO THERE IS ROB.
453
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:14,351
ROB IS AN EXEC PRODUCER OF THE
SHOW.
454
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,520
KEEP IT LIGHT, WHAT DOES ROB GET
UP TO ON THE WEEKEND.
455
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:22,901
>> ROB, HE WATCHES MOVIES AND
THEN HE GOES ON TWITTER, WITH AN
456
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:27,739
ALIAS AN REALLY SMASHES THEM AND
DECIMATES THEM AND SMILES TO HIS
457
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:33,078
FRIENDS AND TELLS THEM THAT THEY
WERE AMAZING.
458
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,287
>> TOTALLY ACCURATE, THANK YOU
TYRA.
459
00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:37,582
>> LOOK AT THAT, THIS IS-- I
DON'T KNOW ANYONE THAT WHAT BE A
460
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,292
GOOD AT THIS GAME.
461
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:41,920
NOW TYRA, HERE IS SOMETHING I
FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU THAT I
462
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,256
DIDN'T KNOW, AND I AM ANNOYED
THAT I DIDN'T KNOW.
463
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:50,846
YOU HAVE GOT YOUR OWN LINE OF
ICE CREAM CALLED SMIZE CREAM.
464
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,932
>> YES T IS LAUNCHING VERY SOON
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
465
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,852
AN ALL-NATURAL ICE CREAM,
SUPERPREM QUUM WHICH MEANS IT IS
466
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,478
REAL FANCY AND REAL GOOD.
467
00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:03,567
BUT GET THIS INSIDE OF EVERY
SERVING IS A HUGE, THICK CHUNKA
468
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:10,115
LUCIOUS TRUFFLE TREAT THAT YOU
HAVE TO FIND IT IS CALLED A
469
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,283
SMIZE SURPRISE.
470
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:19,499
>> James: I AM SO TURNED ON
RIGHT NOW I MEAN THIS IS MY
471
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:23,837
DREAM HOW INVOLVED WERE YOU IN
COMING UP WITH THE FLAVORS.
472
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,672
LIKE HOW MUCH ICE CREAM DID YOU
SAMPLE?
473
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:29,676
>> OH MY GOSH T IS CONSTANT,
IT'S EVERY DAY T IS NOT EVEN
474
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:31,178
ABOUT INVOLVED T IS MY LIFE.
475
00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:32,429
I EAT ICE CREAM.
476
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:35,891
BUT IN ORDER TO LUKE REALLY TELL
IF AN ICE CREAM IS REALLY GOOD
477
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,518
YOU HAVE TO POUND THE PINT, DO
YOU UNDERSTAND.
478
00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:45,650
YOU HAVE TO SEE HOW POUNDABLE
THAT PINT IS SO IT CAN'T BE TOO
479
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:46,818
SWEET, IT CAN'T BE TOO RICH.
480
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:50,488
>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF I AM
COMFORTABLE DOING THAT IF MY
481
00:24:50,488 --> 00:24:51,698
WIFE AND KIDS ARE IN THE HOUSE.
482
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:56,661
I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO-- I
KNOW THIS HAS TAKEN A TURN.
483
00:24:56,661 --> 00:25:01,666
IT'S GONE FROM ME SAYING I AM
TURNED ON AND NOW I'M POUNDING
484
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:02,918
PINTS.
485
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:05,086
>> NOW, POUNDING PINTS MEAN YOU
CAN POUND IT, CAN YOU GET IT ALL
486
00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:09,132
INSIDE OF YOUR BODY, THE WHOLE
PINT SCRZ THAT IS DIFFERENT.
487
00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:10,133
>> THAT IS WHAT I MEAN.
488
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,343
>> James: RIGHT.
489
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:15,513
>> AND SO IF IT IS TOO SWEET,
TOO MUCH SUGAR F IT IS TOO RICH,
490
00:25:15,513 --> 00:25:19,517
TOO MUCH BUTTER AND FAT AND ALL
THAT, YOU KNOW, OR IF IT IS JUST
491
00:25:19,517 --> 00:25:21,603
TOO BORING, ARE YOU NOT GOING
POUND THAT PINT.
492
00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:25,857
SO LIKE I HAVE BEEN TESTING TO
SEE NOT JUST MOUTH FEEL,
493
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:27,817
OVERRUN, YOU KNOW, BUTTER FAT,
ALL THESE THINGS OF ICE CREAM
494
00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:29,861
THAT YOU TEST AND TASTE.
495
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:32,489
BUT I ALSO SEE IF I CAN POUND
THAT PINT.
496
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,825
AND IF I CAN'T POUND THAT PINT
THEN IT GOES IN THE TRASH AND I
497
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:40,705
GO BACK TO MY R & D LAB, BACK TO
THE CHEFS AND SAY IT IS TOO
498
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,916
ITCH, TOO BUTTERY, I CAN'T POUND
IT.
499
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,168
>> James: DO YOU EVER, CAN I
BE HONEST.
500
00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:46,294
>> YEAH.
501
00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:48,838
>> James: IF YOU EVER NEED
SOMEONE TO HELP YOU WITH THIS,
502
00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:54,678
FROM A SAFE DISTANCE, I I I WILL
BE THERE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I
503
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,680
WILL POUND THAT PINT.
504
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,725
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS JRS I WILL
JOKE WITH YOU ABOUT A LOT OF
505
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:01,685
THINGS.
506
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,062
>> I WILL NOT JOKE WITH YOU
ABOUT ICE CREAM.
507
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:06,898
>> AND WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOR
FLAVORS?
508
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:10,777
>> James: I'M QUITE A NATURAL
GUY, I LIKE A STRAWBERRY, YOU
509
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:13,613
KNOW, LIKE A STRAWBERRY AND
CREAM VIBE, THAT IS ME.
510
00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:14,781
>> I GOT YOU.
511
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:19,786
>> James: BUT I SORT OF, I
HAVE NEVER REALLY HAD A BAD ICE
512
00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:20,245
CREAM.
513
00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:21,538
>> YES, YOU HAVE.
514
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,707
YOU JUST DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU
DIDN'T KNOW, JUST THE FACT THAT
515
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:30,755
YOU WEREN'T POUNDING THAT PINT
MEANT IT WAS BAD.
516
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:35,093
>> James: NOW I WAB TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THIS, YOU HAVE BEEN IN
517
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:38,763
THE BUSINESS FOR A LONG TIME
NOW, TYRA, WHEN YOU FIRST
518
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:42,726
STARTED OUT AND YOU FIRST
STARTED MAKING A BIT OF MONEY,
519
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:47,772
WHAT DOES A YOUNG TYRA BANKS
SPLURGE ALL HER MONEY ON?
520
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:53,320
>> I USED TO TAKE ALL OF MY
FRIENDS FROM LIKE HIGH SCHOOL TO
521
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,823
TGI FRIDAYS AND CALIFORNIA PIZZA
KITCHEN AND LIKE CHEESE CAKE
522
00:26:56,823 --> 00:27:00,952
FACTORY AND I'M LIKE YO ORDER
THE MENU YO, THAT WAS PIE THING.
523
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,746
>> James: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
524
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:06,666
YOU POUND WHOLE PINTS OF ICE
CREAM, YOU WORK ON THE SAME LOT
525
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:09,627
HERE, AND YOU GO NUTS OVER
CHEESE CAKE.
526
00:27:09,627 --> 00:27:14,341
BUT HOW HAVE WE NOT MEETING ALL
THE TIME.
527
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,301
>> I DON'T KNOW.
528
00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,720
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE ARE NOT BEST
FRIENDS, TO BE HONEST.
529
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:19,262
I DON'T GET IT.
530
00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:21,264
>> James: IT'S CRAZY.
531
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:25,018
I AM SO HAPPY THAT ITS SHOW IS
ITS BIGGEST IT'S EVER BEEN AND I
532
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:26,853
THINK ARE YOU A MASSIVE PART OF
THAT.
533
00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:30,857
DANCING WITH THE STARS AIRS
MONDAY NIGHTS AT 8:00 ON ABC.
534
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:33,651
STICK AROUND, MORE WITH TYRA
BANKS WHEN WE COME BACK.
535
00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:49,876
WELCOME BACK, WE ARE HERE WITH
TYRA BANKS, WE HAVE BEEN DOING A
536
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:53,171
THING ON THE SHOW CALLED THE
"LATE, LATE SHOW" N TELL WHERE
537
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:56,466
WE ASK OUR GUESTS TO SHARE
SOMETHING WITH US THAT WE MAY
538
00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:58,676
OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE.
539
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:01,054
DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WOULD
LIKE TO SHARE WITH US THIS
540
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,305
EVENING?
541
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:04,516
>> I DO, I HAVE SOMETHING HERE,
BEFORE I SHOW YOU I WILL START
542
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,894
BY SAYING I WAS A MODEL AND WAS
QUITE THIN AND THEN OVER THE
543
00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:09,729
YEARS I GAINED WEIGHT AND MY
BODY GOT THICKER.
544
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:16,403
>> James: I WISH I KNEW WHAT
THAT FELT LIKE.
545
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:20,073
I WAS VERY LUCKY, I CAN EAT
WHATEVER I WANT, I JUST NEVER
546
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,616
GAINED WEIGHT, INCREDIBLE.
547
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,201
>> SO I GAINED WEIGHT.
548
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:25,870
PICTURES WERE TAKEN OF ME ON THE
BEACH MANY YEARS AGO AND
549
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:29,999
PLASTERED ALL OVER TABLOIDS,
AMERICA'S EX-TOP MODEL TYRA
550
00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:31,251
SHANKS, ALL OF THAT.
551
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:35,505
AND THAT JUST MADE ME LIKE BE A
CHAMPION NOT JUST IN MY OWN BODY
552
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:36,714
FOR PEOPLE IN GENERAL.
553
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:46,015
SO I HAVE THIS WONDERFUL BOOTY
MUG AND THIS BOOTY MUG SAYS X YO
554
00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:50,562
BOOTY STANDARDS, AND I HAVE MY
COFFEE IN IT EVERY DAY TO REMIND
555
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:56,568
ME THAT MY BOOTY IS THICK, IT'S
JIG ELY, IT'S A WIGGLY AND IT'S
556
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:56,985
SEXY.
557
00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:59,863
>> Reggie: YES!
558
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,197
(APPLAUSE).
559
00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:06,035
>> James: THIS MUG NOW FEELS
POSITIVELY BORING, I WILL BE
560
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:07,203
HONEST.
561
00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:09,998
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
FOR OUR GUEST THIS EVENING?
562
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,208
>> Reggie: OH WOW, OKAY, FIRST
TIME.
563
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:19,424
YEAH, TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO
THE BANKS.
564
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:25,930
IF YOU WERE FLYING IN AN OLD AIR
SHIRP LIKE A ZEPPELIN OR A BLIMP
565
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:31,060
AND THE PILOT WAS EXPERIENCING
TROUBLES WITH CONSCIOUSNESS, AND
566
00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:34,230
YOU HAD TO TAKE OVER THE
CONTROLS, WOULD YOU TRY TO LAND
567
00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:41,070
IT SAFELY OR WOULD YOU JUST TRY
TO ESCAPE REALITY ALL TOGETHER?
568
00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:45,492
>> I WONDER WHAT ESCAPING
REALITY MEANS, DOES THAT MEAN
569
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:49,078
LIKE JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE OR
THE BLUMP?
570
00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:54,792
I WOULD TRY TO LAND THAT DAMN
BLIMP, I WOULD BE LIKE MAY DAY
571
00:29:54,792 --> 00:29:57,795
OR WHAT IS IT, OCTOBER DAYS.
572
00:29:57,795 --> 00:29:59,923
I WOULD DEFINITELY TRY TO LAND
IT.
573
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:03,134
I MEAN WE WOULD PROBABLY NOT
SURVIVE BUT I WOULD TRY.
574
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,969
>> James: TRYING TO LAND THE
BLIMP.
575
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:08,139
>> Reggie: THAT IS CRAZY
BECAUSE OCTOBER DAY IS ACTUALLY
576
00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:09,933
THE BONUS ANSWER AND IT IS
BEYOND CORRECT.
577
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:14,979
>> James: ST BANG ON, BEYOND
CORRECT, TYRA BANKS YOU ARE SO
578
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:17,023
GREAT, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE,
WHEN WE COME BACK EVAN RACHEL
579
00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:17,941
WOOD WILL BE HERE.
580
00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:20,777
THANK YOU, TYRA, THAT WAS GREAT,
THANK YOU.
581
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:37,043
>> James: WELCOME BACK, OUR
NEXT GUEST IS AN INCREDIBLE
582
00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:41,089
ACTOR AND SINGER YOU KNOW FROM
FROZEN 2, THE WRESTLER AND
583
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:46,052
WESTWORLD, WE ARE SUCH FANS AT
THE SHOW, THE SPECTACULAR EVAN
584
00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:49,556
RACHEL WOOD IS ON THE SHOW
TONIGHT.
585
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:53,518
HOW ARE YOU, EVAN, HOW NICE TO
SIGH, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
586
00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,061
>> SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
587
00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:59,649
I'M GOOD, YOU KNOW, HANGING IN
THERE JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE,
588
00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:00,775
YOU KNOW.
589
00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,986
>> James: I FEEL LIKE YOU
WEREN'T HERE THAT LONG AGO AND
590
00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:08,032
YET IN THE SAME TIME IT FEELS
LIKE IT WAS A DECADE AGO.
591
00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:11,369
>> YEAH, WHAT IS THE SAYING,
THIS AREA, THIS MONTH HAS BEEN
592
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:15,582
THE LONGEST FIVE YEARS OF MY
LIFE.
593
00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:17,625
IT SEEMS TIME IS ALSO ON ALL OF
US, I THINK.
594
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,545
>> James: NOW YOU HAVE DONE
SOMETHING WHICH I SORT OF WUSH I
595
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,380
HAD DONE AT THE START OF
LOCKDOWN.
596
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:25,550
YOU DECIDED TO START GROWING
YOUR OWN GARDEN.
597
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,719
HOW IS IT GOING.
598
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:28,261
>> I DID.
599
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:29,679
IT IS GOING REALLY WELL.
600
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,681
I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO KEEP
ANYTHING ALIVE.
601
00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:36,686
I KILLED EVERY PLANT AND FOR
SOME REASON THIS LIKE PRIMAL
602
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:39,063
INSTINCT KICKED IN WHEN LOCKDOWN
HAPPENED AND I IMMEDIATELY GOT
603
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,189
SOIL AND SEEDLINGS.
604
00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:44,736
AND NOW I HAVE MULTIPLE PLANTS,
HERBS.
605
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:48,573
VEGGIES, MY SON GOES OUT THERE
AND PICKS RAW VEGETABLES AND
606
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:49,282
EATS THEM NOW.
607
00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,242
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
608
00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:52,410
I'M DRYING HERBS.
609
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:55,913
ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS CONCERNED
THAT I'M BECOMING A WITCH.
610
00:31:55,913 --> 00:31:59,083
IT HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND.
611
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,335
>> WOW.
612
00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:03,129
THAT'S QUITE THE TURN, ISN'T IT,
FROM DRYING OUT SOME HERBS TO
613
00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:05,214
BEING A WITCH.
614
00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:08,760
NOW YOUR SON YOU JUST MENTIONED
THAT YOUR SON IS SEVEN YEARS
615
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,011
OLD.
616
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:14,307
DOES HE UNDERSTAND THAT HIS MUM
IS ONE OF THE STARS OF FROZEN 2?
617
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:17,101
>> HE DOES UNDERSTAND.
618
00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:20,772
AND WHEN I FIRST STARTED
RECORDING FOR FROZEN 2 I
619
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:24,609
OBVIOUSLY LEARNED THE SONG AND I
TESTED IT OUT ON HIM FIRST AND
620
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,779
WOULD SING IT TO HIM WHEN HE
WENT TO BED AND THAT WAS OUR BED
621
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:28,863
TIME ROUTINE.
622
00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:31,616
AND THEN WHEN WE WATCHED THE
MOVIE IT WAS OUR BED TIME
623
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:32,867
ROUTINE.
624
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:34,952
IT WAS, MY CHARACTER WAS PUTTING
THE KIDS TO BED AND SINGING THE
625
00:32:34,952 --> 00:32:38,956
SONG AND HE WAS LIKE WAIT A
MINUTE, IT IS ANIMATED WHAT WE
626
00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:40,083
DO AT NIGHT.
627
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:46,130
SO LIKE THIS IS JUST OUR BED
TIME, AND THEN I THINK HE
628
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:49,467
FIGURED OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON.
629
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:53,221
AND HE PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT ME
TO SAY THIS SO I WON'T SAY IT
630
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:56,808
BUT HE GETS QUITE EMOTIONAL
EVERY TIME HE HEARS SHOW
631
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,811
YOURSELF, ONE OF HIS FAVORITE
SONGS NOW BUT IS HE ALSO TIRED
632
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,354
OF HEARING THE SAME SONGS.
633
00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:05,274
I THINK AT FIRST IT WAS LIKE
SING ME THE LULLABY.
634
00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:08,277
IF I HAVE TO HEAR IT ONE MORE
TIME, LIKE PLEASE STOP.
635
00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:11,155
>> James: IT WILL COME BACK
AROUND.
636
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:14,826
>> I WAS COOL FOR A SECOND AND
NOW, NO, NOT COOL ANY MORE.
637
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:18,705
>> James: NOW I REALLY WANT TO
TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.
638
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:21,833
I DON'T THINK THERE AS MANY
PEOPLE WHO KNOW THIS AT HOME
639
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,168
WATCHING, YOU WERE INCREDIBLY
INSTRUMENTAL IN PASSING A LAW
640
00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:27,839
RIGHT HERE IN THE STATE OF
CALIFORNIA CALLED THE PHOENIX
641
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:28,881
ACT.
642
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:30,133
AND I THINK THIS IS AN
INCREDIBLE THING THAT YOU'VE
643
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,384
DONE.
644
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:34,178
FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW,MENT
EXPLAIN WHAT THE PHOENIX ACT IS.
645
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:44,021
>> WELL, NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
KNOW THAT-- CRIMES HAVE A TIME
646
00:33:44,021 --> 00:33:45,189
LIMIT ON BEING ABLE TO REPORT.
647
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:48,025
SO YOU ONLY HAVE A CERTAIN
AMOUNT OF TIME TO REPORT CRIMES
648
00:33:48,025 --> 00:33:50,361
OTHERWISE YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
649
00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:54,699
AND I, MYSELF AND A AM A VICTIM
OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
650
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:58,369
AND BY THE TIME I HAD SORT OF
RECOVERED FROM WHAT HAD HAPPENED
651
00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:01,497
AND PROCESSED THE TRAUMA AND
FELT SAFE ENOUGH TO COME FORWARD
652
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:04,208
MY TIME HAD RUN OUT.
653
00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:07,545
AND I, THAT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT TO
ME.
654
00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:13,050
SO I PUT A TEAM TOGETHER AND
WORKED FOR ABOUT A YEAR AND A
655
00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:17,054
HALF ON THE BILL CALLED THE
PHOENIX ACT WHICH WOULD EXPAND
656
00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:20,516
THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT YOU HAD
TO REPORT WHICH IS CALLED THE
657
00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:25,563
STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS, TO GIVE
VICTIMS MORE TIME TO COME BACK
658
00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:29,067
FROM THE TRAUMA AND FEEL SAFE
AND THERE IS CERTAINLY MORE WORK
659
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,067
TO BE DONE.
660
00:34:30,067 --> 00:34:33,571
BUT WE PASSED A LAW UNANIMOUSLY
IN CALIFORNIA.
661
00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:37,450
AND NOW THE VICTIMS HAVE FIVE
YEARS TO REPORT INSTEAD OF
662
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,076
THREE.
663
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,454
SO WE GOT TWO EXTRA YEARS.
664
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,331
(APPLAUSE)
>> IT'S.
665
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:47,251
>> James: THAT IS A BRILLIANT
THING, THAT IS SO INCREDIBLE.
666
00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:50,129
THAT, IS SO BRILLIANT, WELL
DONE.
667
00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:52,965
THAT IS INCREDIBLE THING TO DO
WITH YOUR TIME.
668
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:54,091
>> THANK YOU.
669
00:34:54,091 --> 00:34:59,388
>> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW MOVIE KAJILLIONAIRE,
670
00:34:59,388 --> 00:35:00,598
TELL WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND WHO
YOU PLAY.
671
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:08,439
>> IT IS SUCH A HARD MOVIE TO
DESCRIBE BECAUSE IT IS A MIRANDA
672
00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:09,607
JULY FILM.
673
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:14,111
SHE CREATES HER OWN WORLD FOR
YOU TO FALL INTO LIKE WES
674
00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:15,738
ANDERSON IS A WES ANDERSON.
675
00:35:15,738 --> 00:35:19,742
MIRANDA IS SO U LEAK
NEE-- UNIQUELY HERE IN TONE, IT
676
00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:24,497
IS ABOUT A FAMILY OF DRIFTERS,
REALLY BAD CONARTISTS AND THEIR
677
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:28,918
DAUGHTER, MY CHARACTER, IS NAMED
OLDOLIO.
678
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:32,129
AND SHE KNOWS THAT SOMETHING IS
MISSING IN HER LIFE BUT CAN'T
679
00:35:32,129 --> 00:35:33,798
QUITE PUT HER FINGER ON IT.
680
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:37,802
AND IT IS SORT ABOUT HER
JOURNEY, THAT SHE NEVER REALLY
681
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:41,305
FELT TRUE AFFECTION OR
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND ALL THAT
682
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:46,269
SORT OF CHANGED WHEN SHE MEETS
MELANIE WHO IS PLAYED BY GINA
683
00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:47,103
RODRIGUEZ.
684
00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,605
IN A NUTSHELL THAT IS WHAT IT IS
ABOUT.
685
00:35:49,605 --> 00:35:53,484
>> James: AND YOUR CHARACTER,
YOU'VE CHOSEN, YOUR CHARACTER
686
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:56,487
SPEAKS IN QUITE A DIFFERENT WAY
THAN YOU DO.
687
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:59,448
SHE SORT OF HAS EYE DEEPER
VOICE, RIGHT.
688
00:35:59,448 --> 00:36:02,285
HOW DO YOU-- IS THAT SOMETHING
YOU WORK WITH A DIRECTOR AND BE
689
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:05,371
LIKE I FEEL LIKE SHE SHOULD TALK
LIKE THIS.
690
00:36:05,371 --> 00:36:08,666
>> WELL MIRANDA AND I DID SORT
OF START BUILDING HER FROM THE
691
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:10,793
GROUND UP THE SECOND I SIGNED ON
TO DO THE FILM.
692
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:12,295
WE WERE REHEARSING, WATCHING
VIDEOS.
693
00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:16,173
WE WERE, AND MIRANDA HAD SUCH A
VISION FOR THIS CHARACTER.
694
00:36:16,173 --> 00:36:20,970
BT SHE ASKED ME IF I COULD DO A
LOWER VOICE AND THE FUNNY THING
695
00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:22,847
IS, I'M A SINGER LIKE YOU
MENTIONED.
696
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:26,350
AND I ACTUALLY HAVE A NATURALLY
VERY LOW VOICE.
697
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:29,395
BUT I WAS TOLD THAT IF I WANTED
TO HAVE A HEALTHY SINGING VOICE
698
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:32,315
I HAD TO LEARN HOW TO GET RID OF
THAT AND SPEAK IN A HIGHER
699
00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:33,566
REGISTER.
700
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:35,234
AND WHEN I TOLD THE DIRECT THARY
SHE WAS LIKE WAIT A MINUTE, CAN
701
00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:37,403
I HEAR YOUR REAL VOICE.
702
00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:40,698
AND I SAID WELL, I MEAN I GUESS
IF I COULD SPEAK IN MY NORMAL
703
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:43,034
VOICE IT WOULD PROBABLY BE MORE
DOWN HERE.
704
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,494
AND SHE SAID CAN YOU GO EVEN
LOWER THEN THAT, AND I AM LIKE
705
00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:46,537
LIKE DOWN HERE.
706
00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:51,334
>> AND SHE WAS LIKE THAT IS THE
VOICE, THAT'S IT.
707
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:52,293
DO THAT.
708
00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:55,713
AND THAT IS SORT OF HOW WE ENDED
ON HER VOICE.
709
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,381
>> James: WELL,
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE FILM.
710
00:36:57,381 --> 00:37:01,385
YOUR PERFORMANCE AS ALL OF YOUR
PERFORMANCES ARE, IS ABSOLUTELY
711
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:02,637
BRILLIANT.
712
00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:05,389
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM
KAJILLIONAIRE WHICH IS OUT NOW
713
00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:09,393
IN SELECT THEATERS.
714
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:13,564
>> DON'T GO.
715
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:21,072
>> YOU HAVE NEVER CALLED ME
THAT.
716
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:21,697
>> HAVE I.
717
00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:27,370
>> I HAVE CALLED YOU THAT.
718
00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:30,623
>> YOU CALL ME.
719
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:33,292
>> WHAT DID YOU DO.
720
00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:35,294
>> I CAN'T DO IT.
721
00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:50,226
>> YOU COULD IF IT WAS A JOB
THOUGH, RIGHT?
722
00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:52,728
>> 1,575.
723
00:37:52,728 --> 00:37:55,398
>> James: OH, THE BRILLIANT
EVAN RACHEL WOOD, EVERYBODY.
724
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:56,941
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
725
00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:59,527
BEST OF LUCK WITH THE FILM.
726
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:02,113
WE HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON.
727
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,781
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS
SHORT BREAK.
728
00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:05,783
EVERYBODY. EVAN RACHELWOOD,
EVAN RACHEL WOOD.
729
00:38:21,507 --> 00:38:23,759
>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR WATCHING.
730
00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:27,638
NEXT WEEK SETH MacFARLANE,
SALLY HAWKINS, CRAIG ROBERTS,
731
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,515
WHOOPI GOLDBERG, ARMEY HAMMER
AND TONY HAWK.
732
00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:32,309
WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN, REG,
TAKE US HOME.
58885
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