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Hey, why do you keep sleeping at my house!

- Wake up! - Hey!

Stop sleeping! Wake up!

- Get up! - You better wake up! Wake up!

Why are you hitting me?

You don't need to resort to violence.

Do Hee, you're back.

Yeah... did you sleep well?

- It looks like it's going to burst. - Hey, you're here.

Say hello. This is my best friend, In Gong Mi.

- Hello. - Hello.

Oh my gosh!

Hold... hold on! I need to step outside for a bit!

Excuse me, but would you mind coming with me?

Why should I?

It's our first time seeing each other.

Let's smoke some cigarettes and make small talk. It'll help break the ice.

I can't believe what I'm hearing. I quit smoking, okay?

You did?

Then are you saying that man is Ho Kyung's brother?

- Her twin brother? - Please, don't say a word to Ho Kyung!

Come on, I'm not that dense.

Here. I promise not to say a word. Happy now?

Yes!

You think there's chemistry between them?

My intention was to introduce you to her first.

But it turned out all strange.

How could you introduce me to a woman?

Then should I introduce you to a man?

- Miss In Gong Mi! - Me?

I'm Gong Mi. In Gong Mi.

Go out with me.

I'm really good at cooking ramen. Let's go to my place and eat ramen together!

Go out with me!

Sorry, but I got to go! I'm going to head on out first!

Sorry, sorry, sorry!

Seriously, what's with the sudden outburst?

For a man... you're pretty aggressive.

Ho Kyung, can you talk?

A-E-I-O-U.

Hello? Ah yes, Kang Chul.

Me? I've been working on my thesis right now.

I'm sorry for suddenly calling you so late at night.

I called you because there's something I need to ask you.

Oh it's not late at all. It's the perfect time to talk.

High-five.

What is that? My face feels kind of dry from washing it earlier.

Come here then.

Okay.

- Hey, Ho Goo. - Yeah?

I think the buses are going to stop running soon.

Ah, the bus?

Yeah. You should go home before it's too late.

- I should go, right? - You should go home.

Okay.

Geum Dong, I'll see you later.

Geum Dong, sleep well. I'll come back again.

Geum Dong...

I can't see you out because of Geum Dong.

- Go home safely. - I will. Sleep well, Do Hee.

Wow. Byun Kang Chul really has a lot of weird hobbies.

How can running in the same place be a hobby?

So, in order to confirm if you're gay or not...

is it really necessary to kiss that person again?

Instead of experimenting... can't you find out through research and theory?

There is, there is.

Then should we meet tomorrow? I'll bring the documents.

No, that's okay.

If you can tell me which book or article it is, I can find it...

What for? I paid tons of money and studied many years just for this day.

I'll bring it.

Let's have a refreshing cup of Americano tomorrow, okay? Deal?

Okay, sure. Then... yes.

What just happened? Why do I feel like I've been lured into a trap?

- He even went to Mt. Everest. - What?

When did he climb it?

He went last winter. From January to March.

He climbed Mt. Everest in that cold winter?

Wow.

Wait a minute.

He shouldn't have been here at this time.

There's no way! Then Geum Dong...

Huh?

Geum Dong wouldn't have been conceived.

That's correct.

Hey, Byun Kang Chul. Is this really true? Did you climb Mt. Everest?

Why are you touching my stuff without permission?

No! Did you really climb Mt. Everest last winter?

Yeah, I did! Why?

Right! Right, Kang Ho Goo! I was at Mt. Everest during this time!

So, are you saying you're really not the baby's father?

Do you finally believe me now, Kang Ho Goo?

By any chance... then did you two go together and conceive Geum Dong...

What?

You crazy imaginative fool!

Does your imagination have no shame?

How can you make a baby there?

I thought I was going to die from the high altitude.

How strange. I heard it loud and clear.

You two were arguing about not using something.

What are you trying to say?

Hey, Do Do Hee... hurry up and feed Geum Dong.

- Okay. - He's crying.

Kang Ho Goo, it's pretty late. You should go home now.

I'm not leaving. No, I refuse to!

I told you I'm not the father! Why won't you go?

That's why I can't go home!

How can I? You're not even the father, so how can I trust you?

How can I go home... and leave Do Hee all by herself?

All alone inside a bachelor's house.

My name is Ho Goo.

Kang Ho Goo.

[Let's Not Love the Baby's Mother.]

Crazy punk. He's getting worked up over nothing.

I can't believe he wanted to spend the night.

What are you going to do now?

I don't know why you made such an assumption, but it's not Byun Kang Chul.

The baby's father isn't Kang Chul.

I'm not the baby's father, Kang Ho Goo!

What the heck did I do this whole time?

It seems he was hoping it wasn't us.

I sent him away for now, but he will come back to see the baby again.

And I'm pretty sure he's going to talk about the baby's father.

Don't tell him. Don't... don't tell Ho Goo.

Client confidentiality is a fundamental obligation.

Don't worry, I'm an expensive lawyer. I don't make foolish mistakes like that.

You're the one who came to me that night.

I said to use a condom that day...

but you refused.

So, are you saying this is all my fault?

I don't use stuff like that.

I never have and I never will.

Why did Do Hee go to Byun Kang Chul?

No, no, before that... just what did she ask him to use?

Before that...

just who on earth is the baby's father?

More than anything, what makes me really angry...

Even in this situation.

The fact they're together right now makes me jealous.

And... I miss Geum Dong.

Did mom and dad know I would grow up this way?

Is that why they named me Ho Goo (Fool)?

Seriously!

How would you like it done? Just a trim as usual?

No, cut it off.

Yeah? Let's do that then.

Are you on your way to confess your love to a woman?

Yes.

Who is the baby's father? What's going on between you and Byun Kang Chul?

Just what in the world happened?

These are the questions I'm going to ask Do Do Hee today.

I have the right to do that.

As Geum Dong's big brother and as the mother's guardian.

I will ask her no matter what.

I'm looking to hire a babysitter for a one-month old baby in apt. 802.

- Father. Mother. - Goodness, Do Hee.

- Father, have you been well? - I'm good. Thanks for coming today.

Stay still, you rascal. Geum Dong, Eum Dong, whatever your name is.

Stay still. I can't put your diaper on if you keep wiggling.

Is this the front or back?

Stay still! If you keep doing this, I'm going to dump you at some random bridge.

Move.

Ho Goo, you're here.

The diaper is upside down, so of course he's not going to stay still.

He's uncomfortable.

It's upside down?

Also, why would you dump him?

I meant I was going to throw away the diaper.

What about Kang Chul and Do Hee?

They went out to meet potential parents.

You... cut your hair.

I will give you call then.

What do you think?

That was the last adoptive parent you rejected.

I think I'll look into some other communities next time.

I think by establishing special requirements...

the candidates are being omitted collectively...

What is it? Why are you looking at me like that?

Byun Kang Chul.

Why are you helping me?

You hired me as an adoption lawyer for Geum Dong.

And you agreed to pay me handsomely.

Don't get the wrong idea.

I have no romantic feelings for you whatsoever.

I'm just...

To me, you're just...

Because you feel bad?

Towards me?

Because you didn't write that back then?

If I wrote your lawsuit back then... it would've been more difficult for you.

I told you before and I'll say it again. It's like kicking a dead horse.

Plus, the whole country knows who you are. Not filing a lawsuit was practical.

My perspective hasn't changed.

Okay.

At first, I really resented you.

But lately... I've been thinking you were probably right somehow.

After I gave birth to my Geum Dong...

I'm getting more and more scared...

of people.

In any case, I'd appreciate it if pay me accordingly.

My time is valuable.

How can you just leave like that? Can't you see I'm about to cry here?

That's why you're not able to date anyone.

Excuse me.

My son and Do Hee were friends.

We were fascinated at first.

Do Do Hee the national athlete came to our son's funeral

and took care of his birthday.

Maybe they had special relationship that we didn't know about.

I think she was there for him when my son was going through a tough time.

She helped us find a lawyer when that accident happened.

That's enough.

There's no need to say such things in front of a stranger.

But, why are you asking those kind of questions?

What's your relationship with Do Hee?

I'm just a person passing by.

I was wondering if I could get her autograph.

Excuse me then.

It's okay.

Did Geum Dong's dad pass away?

From an accident?

That's why she went looking for Byun Kang Chul.

That's why...

Because it was a mistake.

Was that guy a mistake too?

It was just...

They were both just a mistake.

- Ho Goo. - Yeah?

Do you think I'll be able to fall in love again?

I have no idea what's going on.

It's probably best to ask your mom, right?

Right, I even cut my hair. I can't get weak in the knees.

I have to ask her. Without a doubt, I have to ask her.

You think the new babysitter will be good fit?

I don't know, either.

Remind me to change the pass code.

You're here.

I came because I need some questions answered.

Sure.

Kang Ho Goo, you cut your hair.

Right, Kang Ho Goo. Speak. Tell her why you cut your hair.

I did. Because...

hair is nothing but a bothersome feature of the human body when raising a child.

What? What are you talking about?

What am I talking about?

I'm going to watch over Geum Dong.

- I'm going to be his babysitter. - What?

Close the door.

Come here.

What do you mean? You're going to watch over Geum Dong?

Yeah.

You need a babysitter, anyway.

So I'll take care of Geum Dong.

Not that. You're supposed to ask something else.

Like what?

Who is the baby's father? What's going on between you and Byun Kang Chul?

Just what in the world happened?

- Those kind of questions? - Yes.

- Those kind of questions. - It's not really important now.

And I'm not curious.

What if I miss everything by wasting my time on those questions?

Geum Dong turning over... crawling... talking.

If I send him away without seeing all of that like last time...

I might regret it for the rest of my life.

So I'll watch over Geum Dong.

Even if whatever between us is over...

don't take away this feeling I have for Geum Dong.

Crazy bastard. What do you mean you're going to be the babysitter?

He's talking nonsense.

It looks like maintenance is needed.

Kang Ho Kyung! What brings you here?

What do you mean? We agreed to meet today.

Cup of coffee, remember?

Kang Ho Kyung!

Wow. Do you clean your house with wax? It's so squeaky clean.

Kang Ho Kyung, you can't just barge into someone's house like this!

I know, I know. It's inconvenient and baffling.

I plan on leaving after I give you the documents. I'm busy too.

Okay.

In exchange, we write a contract

and we make sure this is only a working relationship.

Okay! I'll even stamp it. Like a total professional.

Did you feel it too?

I already knew everything.

Man, how much did he poop?

Today's not a good day. I'll buy coffee next time...

Okay, okay.

Seriously, you're so cruel.

I thought my arm was going to fall off from carrying these documents.

- No one asked you to do this! - Okay, okay! I'm leaving.

Why are you acting so desperate? Do you have a woman hiding somewhere?

Kang Chul...

- This is my former classmate. - I know.

Hello, Do Do Hee.

Hello.

I knew we would meet someday.

It's nice to meet you. I met Kang Chul as a blind date. I'm Kang Ho Kyung.

Ah, I see.

You go around doing that kind of stuff? What a surprise.

Yes, Kang Chul is quite surprising.

He has a lot of surprising aspects.

A man everyone desires.

I understand that he can't forget you, but...

Byun Kang Chul...

Hey, where is the cream that I brought...

Ho Goo... you...

Ho Kyung.

Ho Goo... what are you doing here?

Me? What are you doing here?

And what is that?

What do you mean 'what is that?'

He's my baby.

Baby?

Baby?

A baby you gave birth to?

Yes, a baby I gave birth to... my baby.

Ho Kyung... I don't know what you're thinking right now...

What do you mean?

I'm thinking exactly what you're thinking right now.

You...

Kang Chul!

Are you serious? Are you really sure that Byun Kang Chul is not the father?

Yes! How many times do we have to tell you?

Then why are you two living together? Why are you two living together?

We're high school buddies.

I have a situation so I came to him for some legal advice.

What's your story, Ho Goo?

Why are you here washing her baby's butt?

- It's a perfectly good reason. - Like what?

You said it's over between you and Do Do Hee. What freaking reason?

The thing is... it's not because of Do Hee...

What is there for a man to do outside of his home if it's not because of a woman?

If it's not because of Do Do Hee, then is it because of Byun Kang Chul?

You plan on dating Byun Kang Chul?

What is this?

What is this tense atmosphere?

Byun Kang Chul, could it be...

What we talked about earlier... it wasn't your client, it was about you?

By any chance, are you really... gay?

That's why you and my brother...

Kang Ho Goo... is our... babysitter.

I hired Kang Ho Goo as our babysitter.

Congratulations.

- You got hired. - Yeah.

Thanks.

I'll do my best.

You psycho.

Crazy bastard.

Ho Goo, you stupid idiot.

- Kang Ho Kyung, watch your mouth! - Say what?

You're going to watch over Do Do Hee's baby? A babysitter?

You think I'm going to let this go? I'm going to tell mom everything.

You should be working on your webtoon debut. What the heck are you doing?

And what? You're the eldest?

In the States, the youngest twin is considered the superior of the two.

Understood? You ignorant babysitter!

Kang Ho Kyung, you said you like Byun Kang Chul, right?

You can come and see Byun Kang Chul by using me as an excuse.

Are you still going to tattle on me?

- So you're bribing me, huh? - Also...

I can expose all the pictures of you before your cosmetic surgery to him.

You still going to tattle on me?

Before my cosmetic surgery?

Before the double eyelids, before both eyes, before the fillers.

I have all of it.

Good luck, Sister.

Ho Goo.

And that's how I became Geum Dong's babysitter.

The contents of the contract was simple.

While Do Hee is working...

I take care of Geum Dong.

And while I'm working...

Do Hee takes care of Geum Dong.

Byun Kang Chul either looked for potential adoptive parents...

but mostly, he just got angry.

Ho Kyung stopped by often to see Byun Kang Chul.

- Is he here? - No, he's not. Leave.

But it was all in vain.

No matter how much I look at you, you look like Byun Kang Chul.

- Where's Ho Goo? - He took the trash out.

Ho Kyung, did you come here to see Kang Chul?

That's none of your business.

I'm going to say this just in case, but don't think about seducing my brother.

He takes in all the stray cats that pass by

and supports children from different countries.

He's a hopeless fool that lives with a goodwill mentality.

This is just another form of charity

so don't mistake it as romantic interest, okay?

I know. He's doing this because he cares for Geum Dong, not because of me.

Then you're using him even when you know that?

So he could watch the baby.

That's right. He's the perfect individual to take advantage of.

Wow.

You're not a national mermaid, but more like a national bitch.

But, Ho Kyung...

I've been noticing this for a while, but you're quite short with your words.

If you're Ho Goo's little sister, then you're also a little sister to me.

Little sister my ass.

I don't recall having a big sister like you.

Hey, don't live like this. You're going to get punished by your baby daddy.

And who's my baby daddy?

Do you know?

No... I don't.

I don't know, Sis.

Hey, Kang Ho Goo.

Those gloves are used for cleaning!

Did I or did I not tell you to use garbage gloves when you take the trash out...

- Chirp, chirp little chickadees. - Kang Ho Goo!

Byun Kang Chul.

What?

Did Geum Dong's father die from an accident?

That's why she came to you for a consultation because of that accident.

As my duty as a lawyer, I can't answer that.

However, as a friend...

I didn't help Do Do Hee when she was going through a tough time.

She asked me for help, but I ignored her.

It didn't matter if you called me evil or a selfish jerk.

Even if she asked for my help again... I would've been the same.

No. You're a good guy.

At the very least, Do Hee went to you for help.

Because you're a competent and amazing guy.

But I'm...

I'm really glad that you were Do Hee's ex-boyfriend.

The more I see him, the more fascinating he is.

How could he come up with that kind of notion?

- Is it a package? - Do you live here?

Yes.

Mr. Kang Ho Goo wrote the wrong address so I returned it for now.

I couldn't get a hold him.

- I'll take it. - Sure.

But, what is this?

I think it's diapers.

- Goodbye then. - Pardon? Diapers?

Hey, Honey. I went out to see Ho Goo for a moment.

I'm at his new job.

He's been going to a lawyer's firm lately to research documents.

I'm here to give them a package. It came to our house instead.

Oh my, she's here again.

They must really be serious.

- What's going on? - Oh my, are you okay?

Oh my. Why is she coming out from there?

She's holding a baby.

- Excuse me, but that's my son's house. - Excuse me?

So it seems my son and your son are dating.

That's correct since he came often to spend the night at our place.

- He slept over? - I knew something strange was going on.

His room smelled of formula and the package as well.

They caused an accident.

There's no way! How can something vulgar like this occur in my life?

What? Vulgar?

How is any of this vulgar? You should be filled with joy.

You speak quite strangely. We're family now.

Family?

She says we're family! Oh my gosh! She says we're family!

Family.

So, you're saying that you've been caught up in rumors of being gay?

At first, I paid no attention to it but the rumors are getting severe.

I have no idea why those rumors came out.

I've never worn pink swimming trunks before.

Not all gays prefer the color pink.

I detect some prejudice there.

It's because his image has always been so suave.

Up until now, he's never had a single scandal.

Male celebrities like you tend to get tangled into these ridiculous gay rumors.

The rumors are not crime related.

I don't think it's a good idea to file a lawsuit over this.

I don't want to do that either, but my company's pretty adamant.

Of course you should sue.

Honestly, if you're exposed as a gay man in Korean society

you'll be executed socially.

Your career and image you worked so hard to build...

all of it will be destroyed in a matter of seconds.

That's why I came here.

I hear Lawyer Byun is an expert in that field.

What do mean I'm an expert? Who said that? Who?

Who said I'm an expert in that field?

Damn it, which punk was it?

I did. I told him that you're the lawyer to see when it comes to defamation.

Did I do something wrong?

No, you're right. Absolutely.

Here are the documents you asked for.

Thank you.

Ah, there's also test in there in which you can decide if you prefer the same sex.

Ask Mr. No Kyung to take it.

Okay.

What shall we do today? Should we go drinking?

Drink what? It's still light outside.

Seriously, I told you I'm not drinking!

This isn't liquor, it's rice.

Okay, okay. You just drink Sprite then. I'll pour you some Sprite, okay?

Look here!

- What are you doing? - What do you think?

We're going to drink it.

And how are you going to pop the bottle open with that?

I have to go to the bathroom for a moment.

Cut!

Do Hee, you have to look firm while you're cleansing.

Like you're feeling your skin is getting plump and firm, okay?

- Okay. - All right, one more time.

Come in.

- Director. - Did the shoot go well?

I'm not sure, it's been such a long time since I did one.

So it did go well. You always have that expression on your face if it went well.

Sit down. I want to show you something.

Here.

- It's a photo shoot. - Yes.

He's a famous photographer and I gave him your name.

You need to approach the people with a healthy image.

It's been a while since you've appeared before the public.

I'm a swimmer not a famous celebrity.

I feel like I'm being portrayed as such too much with these kind of images.

So you're saying you're not comfortable about it?

Yes.

You're right. I guess you can feel that way.

Don't worry. You're going to do it with Kyung Ho.

- With Kyung Ho? - Yes.

The national brother and national mermaid.

It will be a very healthy image if you two shoot it together with that concept.

Director.

I'd like to pass on this one.

I still have a lot of training to do.

Let's pretend that this never happened.

The rumors about you... rumors of abortion and rumors of having a baby.

All of it will get buried by doing this.

In some way, Kyung Ho is sacrificing himself for you.

Do you understand me?

Chirp, chirp, little chickadees.

Moo, moo, little calves.

Tadang, tadang, hunter.

You're home.

He's sleeping.

He just fell asleep.

I made a bottle for him, so feed him later.

The rash on his butt went down a bit.

They say disposable diapers are bad, so I ordered cloth diapers.

I don't know why it's not coming.

Make sure you put baby powder on his butt later.

What's wrong?

- About what? - Why are you looking at me like that?

Do I have formula on my face?

Why? Can't I look at you?

You're my babysitter.

What the heck? What's wrong with you today?

I'm going to go.

Kang Chul.

Why are you acting like this all of a sudden?

Ho Kyung, why do you like me?

So dirty.

Don't drool.

Why do you think? Because it's you. Because you're Byun Kang Chul.

What do I do? What should I do?

You're going to be in big trouble if you like me. You shouldn't like me.

What is this? You're being so cute. Don't make me tackle you.

You want to tackle me?

Even if you do it's no use! Because I'm...

- gay. - What are you saying?

Kang Chul, you're drunk. Let's get you home. Let's go.

Stop doing this to me!

I'm gay. Gay!

I'm gay!

I say I'm gay and this woman keeps flirting with me.

- Okay, okay, you're gay. - Don't touch me!

Let's go.

I'm gay. Where would we go to?

- Let's go home. - I'm gay.

Just stay inside. He might wake up.

Ho Goo.

Yeah?

Go home safely.

I will. Sleep well.

Okay.

Do Hee.

Yeah?

Do you want a hug?

Huh?

I mean, you seem pretty exhausted.

At our house we give each other hugs without asking anything.

Sure.

Give me a hug.

Good job today. You made money to buy diapers.

Yeah, you too. Good job today.

For changing the diapers.

See you.

Bye.

Geum Dong... I think I've lost my mind.

Mommy is crazy.

Excuse me.

Would you like more chips?

Yes, I'd like that.

Okay.

Excuse me, who are you?

Do you think we'll be able to see each other again?

I'm not sure.

I'm going to go.

He's oblivious as usual.

Let's go see the sea.

Are you done crying?

Look at you. Your nose is all runny.

Okay.

I'm sorry, Geum Dong.

Mommy will get her act together.

But don't be so hard on me.

I held on as much I could.

I really tried not to let it show.

But, Ho Goo... is Mommy's first love.

What? The baby is real?

Yes.

Who the heck did she date?

It wasn't dating. They say she was raped.

Mommy's number one treasure.

I wanted to show you this.

This is my number two treasure.

I'm Ho Goo.

Do Ho Goo.

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