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You are hilarious!
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Okay, see, last night, when I said to you, �Tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I get up at seven,
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what I actually meant was, �Tomorrow, no matter what, make sure I have the option of getting up at seven
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in case when seven comes, I actually wanna get up,� which � as it happened � I didn�t.
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Therefore, you�re currently responsible for the great alarm clock slaughter of 2002.
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No survivors?
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The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation.
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- This is decaf.
- What are you talking about?
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- You switched my coffee again.
- I�m a busy man.
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I don�t have time to sneak around switching your coffee. I have a diner to run, I have shipments to order,
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I have things to flip and fry. Will you stop that?
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Under the sink, very clever, but not clever enough bucko.
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Okay, fine, you know what? I give up.
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- Go one day without coffee.
- That�s not giving up.
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- I�ll put a toy in your cereal.
- Dirty!
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- Fine, here, you win.
- Thank you.
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You�re welcome. Now you�re up, you�re fed, I�m leaving.
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Oh, hey, we need q-tips.
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- I�ll alert the media.
- See, that�s better with the accent.
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The reference is enough, you�ll learn that one day. I�ll be home early, anything besides the q-tips?
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Cotton balls, world peace, Connie Chung�s original face back.
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Goodbye crazy lady.
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- Goodbye Sid and Nancy.
- Leopold and Loeb.
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- What?
- I changed my mind, don�t tell Rory.
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- Decaf.
- Never.
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- They�ll both have two heads.
- More to love.
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- Hello?
- You have to come home.
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- Mom?
- You�re gone and the house is quiet
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and Bill Maher�s canceled. The name of the show was Politically Incorrect for God�s sake.
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Didn�t anybody read the title? He was supposed to say those things, dammit!
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- You had another dream.
- Yes.
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- The doctor is in.
- Okay, I�m lying in bed and I�m sleeping
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and I�m wearing this fabulous nightgown, and like thirty alarm clocks go off,
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and so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs, and there, standing is the kitchen, is Luke!
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- Was he naked?
- No! He was making breakfast.
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- Naked?
- Okay, you�ve been in Washington way too long.
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- Sorry. Go ahead, he was making breakfast...
- Eggs and pancakes and bacon,
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and he put decaf coffee in my regular coffee bag, which of course I knew immediately.
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- Hi, the nose.
- Exactly.
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So eventually I find the real stuff under the sink. He hands me my breakfast, and then...
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What?
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He kissed me and talked to my stomach!
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- Why would he do that?
- Because apparently I�m pregnant!
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- What?
- With twins!
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- Say something.
- You are going to be so fat.
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- Just analyze my dream, please.
- Okay. Well, your dream was telling you
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that you are secretly in love with Luke and you wanna marry him and have his twins.
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- No, try again.
- What do you mean, try again?
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You asked me to analyze your dream, I analyzed your dream.
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Yes, well, I reject that analysis, so I�d like another one, please.
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You can�t just reject an analysis and try again. You�re not shopping for bathing suits here.
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Give me another analysis or I�ll put your Taylor hula-hooping dream into a whole other context.
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I told you, Taylor was supposed to be Dean. I could tell by his freakishly thick head of hair.
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I�m waiting.
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Okay, maybe you�re still upset about what happened with Dad
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and you�re jealous of Sherry because she�s having his baby and not you.
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Mom?
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- I miss you.
- I miss you, too.
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Woodward... Bernstein... Harry Thomason.
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Is that Paris?
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Yeah, she talks in her sleep... long in-depth arguments.
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- I�m so glad I only have one more day here.
- Me, too.
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What do you have on your agenda for tomorrow? Or, today, actually.
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We have a breakfast mixer with members of Congress and the Senate.
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Cool. See if you can steal me something off of Tom Daschle�s fruit plate.
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- I�ll see what I can do.
- See you Friday, doc.
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See you Friday.
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
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- No way.
- I swear.
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- Kosher bacon.
- Beef not pork.
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- I am so Jewish.
- Hey Sookie, where�s my...
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- Jackson, hold on! Lorelai�s here!
- Oh, Jackson, I�m in the kitchen!
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- I�m eating bacon, so don�t... ahhhhh!
- Will you stop it? I�m dressed.
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Well, how do I know you weren�t showering and the hot water went out
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and you rushed down here with nothing but a teeny tiny towel in front of ya.
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- Once, that happened once.
- Well, once was enough.
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Oh, hey, honey, I got those paint chips that we were talking about.
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- Do you wanna look at them now?
- Nope.
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But it�ll only take a minute and I actually went though and picked out a couple of colors for you.
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- What are you painting?
- Nothing.
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- The house.
- The whole house?
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- No.
- Just the inside.
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Ah, that�s a pretty big undertaking.
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It�s not such a big undertaking since we�re not undertaking it.
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- I know, but it�ll be fun.
- Rory and I�ll help if you want.
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Okay, if you�re gonna come over here everyday, you have to actually hear both of us.
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Oh. Well, tell me why you�re not painting just the inside of the house?
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Because it was my house and now it�s our house and I want it to feel like our house.
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- I�m totally happy with the way this house feels.
- How can you be? There�s flowers everywhere.
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- I like flowers... I�m a produce guy.
- The curtains are ruffly.
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- I like ruffles.
- How can you like ruffles?
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- Because I�m very, very gay.
- Jackson!
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Judy, Vincent has to go to work now. Goodbye Lorelai.
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- Tell her I�m fine, I like things just the way they are.
- I�ll try.
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All right, I�ve only got a minute and then I have to leave.
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- Is there any more bacon?
- Have mine.
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What do you think about mahogany for the living room
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and then midnight blue for the hallway and the bedroom?
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Sookie, Jackson just said he�s fine with how everything is. I don�t think it�s bugging him.
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Well, he may not think so now but it�ll bug him eventually and then he�ll resent this place
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and me by extension and I would like to avoid that. And I can �
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I just need to butch the place up a little. Now, help me pick a color.
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- Okay, I can�t now, but I�ll do it later.
- Okay.
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Thanks for breakfast, it was amazing, I love you, I love the bacon.
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Hey, bacon�s manly. Why don�t you just nail a bunch of packages of Kosher bacon on the walls?
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Smells like meat blessed by a rabbi �
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- now that�s a manly house.
- Bye-bye.
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Okay, but if you�re still thinking paint, you�re still thinking like a chick.
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Watch those streamers! And not too much red near that tree � light touch, light touch, light touch.
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- Hey Taylor, how�s the leg?
- It�s just fine.
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Still haven�t found out who put that banana peel on your doorstep, huh?
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No, but I have a list of suspects.
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Hey, what�s all this for?
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This, young lady, is for the first annual Stars Hollow End of Summer Madness Festival.
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You finally found a way to fill September, didn�t ya?
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This is gonna be a very exciting day. I�m really gonna go all out for this. I even think you�ll be impressed.
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- Really, even me?
- Yes-sir-ee, mini-me,
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I did not put the word madness in the title for nothing. This place is gonna be crazy, wild � food, games,
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we�ve even got a band coming all the way from New York!
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- New York, that�s just nuts!
- And wait �til you see the banner I ordered.
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It�s gonna make every other banner we�ve ever had look downright embarrassing.
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- Taylor, you�re on fire.
- Oh, I love this banner!
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- I can�t wait to see it.
- Well, come on Friday.
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Excuse me... young lady... young lady? You know I�m talking to you.
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The blonde woman with the ribbons, please slow down.
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I�m in a wheelchair, young lady, I can�t run after you.
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I mean, come on, Senator Boxer, as one of our foremost Democratic leaders, I ask you �
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do you really think it looks good to have the American Secretary of the Treasury traveling around with Bono?
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I mean, I know apparently he�s a saint, he�s going to save the world, yada, yada, yada, but my God!
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He never even takes the sunglasses off. We have an image to maintain, don�t we?
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I mean, aren�t we at least trying to pretend we�re the superpower in this world?
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I mean, why not just send Carson Daly over to the Middle East next time Cheney goes, huh?
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Or hey, hook up Freddie Prinze Jr. with Colin Powell next time he meets with NATO.
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- I mean, hell! Let�s hear what Freddie has to say, right?
- Oh, great, Doug.
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Paris, do you know Republican Congressman Doug Ose from California?
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You don�t? Great. You two will have so much to talk about. Bye.
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- Barbara�
- Ose, right?
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- Yes that�s right.
- Let�s take a walk.
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- Last day here.
- Yup.
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- So, in your opinion, how was our nation�s capital?
- Well, I got to see Archie Bunker�s chair
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at the Smithsonian Museum, so it was a big thumbs up for me.
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Yes, there are times when this country�s priorities are exactly right.
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- So, where�s Paris?
- Not quite sure.
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Last time I saw her, she was beating the will to live out of our nation�s representatives.
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- She is a hammer, isn�t she?
- Actually, she�s the entire toolbox.
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Damn. I always seem to catch the most interesting politicians right when they have to use the bathroom.
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- Hey Jamie.
- Paris.
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Just came over to let you know I got a little sneak peak at the final debate pairings for today.
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It seems like you and I are going to be on the same side this time.
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You�re kidding? You�d think they�d like to give someone else a fighting chance for once.
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- Apparently not.
- God, I love this.
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You don�t realize how unqualified most of America�s youth is until
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you gather them all up in a room and make them speak. So, who are we up against?
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- Jason Roundsevault and Ty Fredericks.
- Perfect. Jason�s got asthma and Ty cries.
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Okay, so we should meet early and go over strategy, make sure you bought enough Kleenex.
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Good, good.
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And then tonight we should get together and celebrate over dinner.
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- What if we don�t win?
- Don�t lose it on me now.
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- You�re right.
- So, dinner?
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- Sure.
- Good, I�ll swing around for you about seven.
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- Fine.
- Okay, see you at the slaughter.
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Yeah, can you imagine pairing me with Jamie?
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I mean, why not just line the hallways with self esteem counselors right now.
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- Paris?
- What?
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What do you mean what? He just asked you out on a date.
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He did not.
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- Yes, he did. You�re having dinner with Jamie tonight.
- It�s a victory dinner, that�s it.
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Paris, if he just wanted to celebrate winning a debate, you guys could�ve had coffee afterward,
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but he asked you out on a date.
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- He did?
- Yes.
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- Did I accept?
- Yes.
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- I�m going on a date?
- Yes, you are.
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Oh man, I can�t believe this! I finally get asked out on a date and I missed it?
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- Was it a good ask-out?
- It was a very good ask-out.
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- God, I wish I�d been there.
- Well, you�ll be there tonight.
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Tonight? Tonight I have a date.
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Tonight I have a date with Jamie � a Princeton man.
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I can overlook that.
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Oh my God, I can�t believe it... I have a date.
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One day it occurred to me, cows never wrinkle.
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Think about it � have you ever seen a wrinkled cow? No, not once.
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- So I thought to myself, "That is weird."
- Yes, that and other things.
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So I decided to do a little research. I studied cows, I studied humans,
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and finally I discovered the secret � the secret of the cows.
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- Michel, could you... Hi Kirk.
- Oh, good, just in time.
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Kirk here is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.
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- You mean, other than one�s a cow?
- Go ahead, Kirk.
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- Hay.
- Huh?
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Hay, it�s hay � cows eat hay. And after some experimentation and a great deal of research,
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I developed what I believe to be the next great skin care product to sweep the nation.
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Hay There.
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A complete line of creams, balms, toning lotions, and cleansing liquids.
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Kirk, we already have a skin care line here, I�m sorry.
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I am willing to give you three cases of "Hay There" skin products absolutely free of charge.
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- Try them, you will see what I�m talking about.
- Well, thank you very much, Kirk...
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but, I�m sorry � don�t cows eat grass?
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Sometimes, but "Grass There" is a bad name.
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So sad not to have a cocktail in your hand every time he comes by, no?
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- Independence Inn, Lorelai speaking.
- What day is this?
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- Mom?
- What day is this?
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- Mom, I have a group of...
- It�s Thursday.
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- Thank God. Now, could I possibly...
- Thursday the what, Lorelai?
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- It�s...
- Thursday the third.
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And what was happening Thursday the third, Lorelai?
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I believe it was the day I was supposed to chew my own head off.
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Your father and I were coming home from Martha�s Vineyard.
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I know you were.
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And you said that when we got home, you were going to call us.
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I know I did.
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We�re home, and yet there�s no call, no message, no card.
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Mom, it�s eleven o�clock in the morning. I said I would call you on Thursday,
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I didn�t say when on Thursday, I just said Thursday.
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Technically I haven�t screwed up for another twelve hours.
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Lorelai, everyone knows that you are supposed to call people as soon as they have arrived home.
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- That�s the polite way to do it.
- You didn�t tell me what time you were coming home.
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Well, you never asked what time we were coming home.
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Yes, but you never told me so there�s no way I could know, so even though I didn�t ask
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I still didn�t know and it�s only elev... I�m sorry.
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Apology accepted. Now I assume we�ll be seeing you and Rory for dinner tomorrow?
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You�ll see me but Rory doesn�t get back �til Saturday.
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Oh, what a shame. I thought she was coming back tomorrow.
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- Nope, she�s coming back Saturday.
- Well, I�m very disappointed.
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- I had it written down for tomorrow.
- Well, you must�ve written it down wrong, Mom.
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- She�s coming home Saturday.
- Your father thought it was tomorrow, also.
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See you at seven.
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Hold a moment, Lorelai. Do you know where Christopher is?
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- Why?
- We wanted him to come with you and Rory tomorrow,
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even though apparently Rory�s getting back Saturday, though I couldn�t sworn it was tomorrow.
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Christopher�s away on business but I�ll tell him you invited him.
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And tell him to come with you two next week. I wanna see the three of you together.
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- Yes, that would be a nice picture.
- All right, see you tomorrow.
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Yes, you will. Bye.
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- My plane gets in at three.
- I�m in at six.
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Red, purple, green � where the hell is it?
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That gives me three hours to look presentable. Perhaps I�ll go blonde.
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- I strongly request that you don�t.
- Afraid of change?
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- No, I just like what I have.
- I like a man who settles.
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- I miss you.
- I miss you, too.
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- Hey, hey, stop being cute. I need help here.
- I have to go. Paris is melting down.
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- Why?
- She has a date tonight.
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- Really?
- Don�t sound so surprised.
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- How do you know he sounded surprised?
- Because I�m a genius, Rory.
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- I have deep and powerful clairvoyant abilities.
- Oh boy.
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For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris
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in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces,
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words like �how� and �why� and �Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan
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because the world is obviously coming to an end!� will immediately fly out of people�s mouths.
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- I have to go.
- Are you sure it�s safe?
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- I�ll be fine. I�ll see you Friday.
- See you Friday. I love you.
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- That�s it, I�m shaving my head.
- Gotta go
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- Okay, Paris, you have got to calm down.
- I had a black sweater and now it�s gone.
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I�m not just talking about right now � in general, you need to calm down.
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He�s almost here, I�m not dressed, my makeup�s not done,
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and I haven�t gone through the Zagat yet to pick out a restaurant.
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- Why don�t you just let him pick out the restaurant?
- What if he doesn�t have a Zagat?
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Well, then he�ll wing it.
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Wing it? How come other girls get planned out dinners?
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Flowers, candy, rose petals thrown on the floors � and I get wing it?
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- Well, you don�t know that you�ve got wing it.
- No, I do. I�ve got wing it. I can�t do this.
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- What?
- Date. I can�t date. I�m not genetically set up for it.
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Not true.
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I get no pleasure out of the prospect or the preparation.
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I�m covered in hives, I�ve showered four times, and for what?
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Some guy who doesn�t even have the brains to buy a Zagat so we don�t wind up in a restaurant
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- that�s really just a front for a cocaine laundering ring?
- Sit.
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It�s a dare. He was dared to take me out.
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- I bet Trent Lott was behind this.
- Trent Lott did not dare Jamie to take you out.
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Close. Jamie likes you and he asked you out because he likes you. Now look up.
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Maybe I shouldn�t go. I mean, what if I fall for him and he doesn�t like me?
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- Then you�ll find someone else.
- But what if there is no one else?
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- Then you�ll buy some cats.
- I wish I knew if he was right for me, you know?
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So I don�t put myself through all of this for nothing. I mean, women fall for men who are wrong
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for them all of the time, and then they get sidetracked from their goals.
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They give up careers and become alcoholics and, if you�re Sunny von B�low, wind up in a coma
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completely incapable of stopping Glenn Close from playing you in a movie.
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I think you should wear your hair down.
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How do you know if a guy is right for you?
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- You just have to feel it.
- All I feel is my back breaking out.
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You�ll know, okay? You just have to let it happen.
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And then, probably when you�re not looking, you�ll find someone who compliments you.
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- Meaning?
- Someone who likes what you like,
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someone who reads the same books or listens to the same music
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or likes to trash the same movies. Someone compatible.
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- But not so compatible that they�re boring.
- Someone who�s compatible but not compatible.
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Yeah, kind of. I mean, you respect each other�s opinions
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and you can laugh at the same jokes, but I don�t know � there�s just something about not quite knowing
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what the other person�s gonna do at all times that�s just really exciting.
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Look, just have a good time, you�ll figure it out.
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Yeah, well, I hope I figure it out fast... before I throw up.
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- That�s him.
- Turn around.
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- Well?
- Perfect.
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- Promise?
- Swear.
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- Thanks. Now get in the closet.
- What?
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If he comes in here and sees you, he won�t wanna date me anymore.
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Paris, that�s crazy! He�s seen me � he�s seen me for weeks.
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Yes, in conferences, crowded lecture halls, badly lit banquet rooms
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with crappy food smells, not at night when it�s dating time
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and he�s thinking about dating and you�re standing there looking all datable.
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- I�m not looking datable.
- Please? I can�t risk it.
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At least if there�s nothing to compare me to, then I�ve got a fighting chance, please!
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Okay, but when you get home, you need to get a new therapist
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because the one you have is really not working.
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- Thanks for helping me get ready.
- Any time.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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- You look very nice.
- Well, this is a really good sweater.
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- So, shall we get going?
- Oh, sure, sure.
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- Do you like Italian food?
- I love Italian food.
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Good. I�ve made a reservation at a great place.
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Well, at least, that�s what the Zagat guide says.
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- You�re perfect.
- Let�s go.
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- How could you not tell them?
- Well, they left two days after your wedding
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and they were in Martha�s Vineyard all summer. It just seemed quieter.
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- What do you think, manly?
- In an Oscar Wilde sort of way, absolutely.
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You know, you�re gonna have to tell them tonight, right? I mean, the subject will come up.
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They probably think you and Christopher are heading down the aisle any day now.
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I know, I know.
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- A shaving table, it�s perfect!
- And twelve hundred dollars.
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- Twelve hundred dollars for what?
- What do you mean, for what? This is an antique.
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Where does she come from?
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- This was Sherman�s shaving table.
- Sherman?
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General Sherman, famous man, burned Atlanta, liked a close shave.
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- Wow, historical.
- All original, perfect shape.
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- I give you ten percent off, you want it?
- Oh, well, maybe.
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I just wanted to look around a little bit first... but it�s very nice.
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- I know it�s very nice.
- Boy, she would�ve made a great nun.
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- So how are you planning on telling them?
- I thought I�d do it like Nell.
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- You know, chicka chicka chickabee.
- Yeah, that�s a very good idea.
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- I�ll tell them, I promise.
- Oh, oh my God, look!
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- What?
- For over the mantelpiece. It�s perfect!
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It�s a dead fish.
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It�s an antique stuffed and mounted trout, and I think it�s manly.
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- Oh, please!
- It is! It�s very Ralph Lauren.
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Sookie, Jackson loves you. You�re not seriously telling me
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the future of your marriage depends on Leon Troutsky over there.
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I guess not.
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Just think about it, okay? You don�t have to make every decision right now.
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Do a little more shopping. Maybe you�ll find something even more disgusting someplace else.
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- Okay.
- Okay, I gotta go pick up Rory at the airport,
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and then we�ll swing by and pick up you guys for the festival.
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- Great.
- Okay, see you later.
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- Ten bucks if you don�t let her buy the fish.
- Twenty.
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- You�re kidding?
- I never kid.
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You know, I believe that.
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Hey Gilmore!
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Mom!
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Luckily there are video cameras everywhere that caught that very graceful moment on tape.
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- I am so glad to see you!
- No, I�m glad to see you!
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- I�m never leaving home again.
- Oh, that�s my emotionally stunted girl!
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Hey, I got you gifts.
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What? I�m the one that left town, I�m supposed to get you gifts.
333
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Oh, but I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears
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to the bomb-sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.
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You got in trouble with the government while you were waiting for me?
336
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- Just a little.
- How much is a little?
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Learn Russian. Okay, here you go.
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- Wow, a Hartford, Connecticut sweatshirt.
- Nice, huh?
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Hartford, Connecticut notebook, Hartford, Connecticut pencil set, a Hartford, Connecticut shot glass.
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And beer mug!
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Hartford baguette, Hartford bear, a Hartford sunglasses.
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- You like?
- I love.
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All right, let�s go. We�ll get your bags, then we�ll hit the road, and I can�t wait to hear all about Washington.
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And, by the way, I got you out of dinner with the Gilmores tonight.
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I thought you and Dean might enjoy a little Peaches and Herb time together.
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Oh, thanks. What�d you tell �em?
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- That you get home tomorrow.
- Big fat lie.
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Yes, which proves how much I love you.
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The fact that I was willing to lie to my own parents
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who I never lie to just so you could have a night of happiness
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is proof positive of my deep undying devotion that I have for you.
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I appreciate that.
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And all that devotion can be yours for the low, low price of $29.95!
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- Forget it.
- Okay, I�ll throw in a set of steak knives.
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My bags, please?
352
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Are you telling me that you want this gesture of love for free?
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What kind of world are you living in?
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Oh my God, you do know one option was leaving some of your books at home?
355
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- Hey, I offered to carry that one.
- Next time, don�t offer � insist. Look, I�m lopsided now.
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I can�t believe I�m home. I feel like I�ve been away forever.
356
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I agree.
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- Hello living room.
- Hello Rory, we missed you.
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Not the ottoman, of course, but everyone knows he�s a snob.
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Napoleon complex, he only really likes the magazine rack.
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Oh my God, I missed everything.
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My kitchen, my room, my books, my CDs, my stuff.
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- Where�s my pillow?
- What?
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- You took my pillow.
- I did not take your pillow.
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You waited until I left, you went into my room, and you took my pillow.
364
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- Well, you weren�t using it.
- What else did you take?
365
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Nothing. Your comforter came into my room by itself...
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- and brought your Bauhaus T-shirt with it.
- I want my stuff back by tomorrow morning.
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Just �cause you leave doesn�t mean the world stops.
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- By noon.
- Fine.
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- Lor, it�s me, please just call...
- Dad?
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- Yeah.
- Still haven�t talked to him yet, huh?
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- No, you?
- Nope.
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- He�s called.
- I know. He�s called me, too.
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- I just... I don�t really know what to say.
- How long are you gonna freeze him out for?
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I don�t know.
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- Right.
- You?
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- I don�t know either.
- I have to tell my parents tonight.
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Are you sure you don�t want me to go with you and... I don�t know, distract �em?
378
00:23:54,032 --> 00:23:57,714
No, you�ve got Dean coming over. I�ll be fine. I�ll bring them something shiny.
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- Okay, I�m gonna go change then.
- For what?
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The festival.
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Hon, you know what, if you don�t wanna go, we don�t have to go.
381
00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:06,386
Why would I not wanna go? Of course I wanna go.
382
00:24:06,472 --> 00:24:08,527
You just got home, you�ve got Dean coming over.
383
00:24:08,598 --> 00:24:12,534
No, I wanna go. I wanna go because this is our town and we need to support these things.
384
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All right, but... you don�t have to change for that.
385
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Well, I�ve been away for awhile, I wanna make a nice impression.
386
00:24:18,235 --> 00:24:20,501
- On who?
- Whoever has to look at me.
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All right, just hustle. I promised Jackson and Sookie I�d pick them up along the way.
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- I�ll just be a minute.
- No woman is ever a minute when she changes.
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- Do not judge me by your own standards.
- Wow, fancy.
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Not fancy.
390
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You know, you�ll have time to come home and change for Dean.
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Well, I can just change now, then I won�t have to do it later.
392
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Okay. Hey Rory,
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- I don�t want you to freeze out your dad because I am.
- I�m not.
394
00:24:43,123 --> 00:24:45,621
�Cause I�m fine if you wanna go back to the way things were.
395
00:24:45,725 --> 00:24:50,451
- I think that would be a little hard this time.
- Okay, maybe not now, but eventually.
396
00:24:50,517 --> 00:24:53,774
Eventually, maybe, but for now � solidarity sister.
397
00:24:53,996 --> 00:24:56,378
You�ve been waiting for six weeks to do that, haven�t you?
398
00:24:56,672 --> 00:24:58,018
I�ll just be a minute.
399
00:25:11,079 --> 00:25:15,001
See, three minutes faster. I also found a way to get to Al�s Pancake World
400
00:25:15,068 --> 00:25:17,106
that shaves a good forty seconds off our normal route.
401
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:20,638
- You were really bored when I was gone, weren�t you?
- You have no idea.
402
00:25:21,412 --> 00:25:24,705
Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind?
403
00:25:24,828 --> 00:25:29,099
- I don�t understand why you�re so upset.
- How can you not understand?
404
00:25:29,221 --> 00:25:32,657
- I told you a thousand times.
- I thought you were just being nice.
405
00:25:32,764 --> 00:25:35,129
Nice! Sookie, look at this place!
406
00:25:35,402 --> 00:25:38,165
- I think it looks nice.
- Nice... nice?
407
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:42,339
- This is nice... this is nice?
- Well, it�s masculine!
408
00:25:42,461 --> 00:25:47,008
No, it�s terrifying! I swear I�m gonna come out in the middle of the night for a drink of water,
409
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,998
- turn around, hit the floor and play dead!
- Okay, so, we have a little work to do.
410
00:25:51,121 --> 00:25:54,520
- Just put it back the way it was.
- No, I want you to be happy!
411
00:25:54,642 --> 00:25:59,190
I was happy, I told you I was happy, you just didn�t wanna believe I was happy!
412
00:25:59,365 --> 00:26:02,617
- We�ll just check on them a little later.
- Excellent idea.
413
00:26:17,545 --> 00:26:22,002
Okay, so, do we do cheese stick, hot dog, cotton candy,
414
00:26:22,127 --> 00:26:24,400
or do we mix it up a little � start with the cotton candy
414
00:26:24,507 --> 00:26:26,400
and end with the cheese stick? Who are you looking for?
415
00:26:26,655 --> 00:26:29,407
No one, I�m just taking in all the madness, that�s all.
416
00:26:29,954 --> 00:26:33,471
- Lorelai, good. Have you used the cream yet?
- Not yet, Kirk.
417
00:26:33,538 --> 00:26:35,457
- Good, there�s been a little problem.
- What kind of problem?
418
00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:38,340
Nothing of major concern. It just seems that with continual use,
419
00:26:38,407 --> 00:26:42,396
the cream develops some weird reactions to light... and air... and movement.
420
00:26:42,486 --> 00:26:43,983
Are you serious?
420
00:26:44,086 --> 00:26:45,683
Don�t worry, it�s just a small kink. It�ll all be worked out soon.
421
00:26:45,749 --> 00:26:48,581
- I have three cases of that stuff sitting at the inn.
- Well, get rid of it.
422
00:26:48,653 --> 00:26:50,691
- Kirk.
- But don�t throw it in the trash.
423
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:53,620
- Apparently, that would be an EPA violation.
- What am I supposed to do with the stuff?
424
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:56,804
- Shooting it into space is about all I�ve got now.
- Kirk!
425
00:26:56,939 --> 00:26:59,073
- I�ll pick up the cases tomorrow.
- Thank you.
426
00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:01,706
- Hey.
- What?
427
00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:06,108
Do you sometimes think this town is weird or is it just me?
428
00:27:17,271 --> 00:27:20,680
- Hey Taylor, is this where the mosh pit starts?
- Hello Lorelai, Rory.
429
00:27:20,737 --> 00:27:23,026
So what do you think of the band? Pretty big city, don�t you think?
429
00:27:23,137 --> 00:27:24,526
I sure do.
430
00:27:24,654 --> 00:27:27,921
- What?
- What? I�m agreeing with you. They are smokin�!
431
00:27:27,993 --> 00:27:32,263
- I do not care for that sarcastic tone, Lorelai.
- Well... no, I�m being nice here!
432
00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:36,481
You have an opinion on everything. Nothing is ever up to your standards.
433
00:27:36,564 --> 00:27:40,358
That is not true. I�m sure these guys are all great barbers.
434
00:27:40,456 --> 00:27:42,084
I don�t even know why I bother.
435
00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,148
That is it � I have been it for the last...
436
00:27:46,417 --> 00:27:47,265
What?
437
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:54,844
Oh, well, looks like he�s got his �what I did this summer� essay all researched and ready to go.
438
00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:57,337
- Guess you dodged a bullet there, huh?
- What do you mean?
439
00:27:57,465 --> 00:28:03,007
I don�t know. It seems kind of lucky that you didn�t throw everything away for Jess when you see...
440
00:28:03,103 --> 00:28:04,291
See what? What am I seeing?
441
00:28:04,885 --> 00:28:06,586
- You�re upset.
- No, I�m not upset.
442
00:28:06,708 --> 00:28:08,955
Yes, you are upset. I know when you�re upset �cause you look like my mother.
443
00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:10,610
- Thanks a lot.
- You like my mother.
444
00:28:10,721 --> 00:28:13,405
Yes, but you don�t like your mother, so when you tell me that I look like your mother,
445
00:28:13,471 --> 00:28:15,582
- it�s not exactly a compliment.
- Honey, what is wrong?
446
00:28:16,492 --> 00:28:17,993
- Oh God!
- What is it?
447
00:28:18,105 --> 00:28:19,006
It�s that!
448
00:28:19,626 --> 00:28:20,655
- Jess?
- Yes!
449
00:28:20,753 --> 00:28:22,401
- You�re upset about Jess?
- I said yes.
450
00:28:22,498 --> 00:28:24,526
- Yes, it�s Jess?
- You�re not being funny.
451
00:28:24,624 --> 00:28:28,545
It�s not my fault that yes and Jess rhyme. Did I exploit the opportunity, of course I did, but...
452
00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:32,868
- Rory, come on. I know you had this crush...
- It wasn�t a crush.
453
00:28:32,956 --> 00:28:35,203
Well, I thought it was over. I mean, you haven�t talked to him since...
453
00:28:35,306 --> 00:28:36,403
Sookie�s wedding.
454
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,873
- You talked to him at Sookie�s wedding?
- Yes.
455
00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:40,292
- He wasn�t at Sookie�s wedding.
- Yes, he was.
456
00:28:40,403 --> 00:28:44,081
- He had just come back and he came to see me.
- Okay, so he crashed Sookie�s wedding, and...
457
00:28:44,172 --> 00:28:48,080
And nothing. He told me that he was back in town, that he�d moved back, and...
458
00:28:48,864 --> 00:28:52,170
- What Rory? Come on.
- And we kissed, okay?
459
00:28:52,345 --> 00:28:54,029
- You kissed?
- Yes.
460
00:28:54,128 --> 00:28:56,457
- You kissed, like... you kissed?
- Yes.
461
00:28:56,594 --> 00:28:59,599
- Okay, who kissed who?
- What does that matter?
462
00:28:59,681 --> 00:29:03,767
Because it matters. Did he kiss you, did you kiss each other, did you trip and your faces accidentally...
463
00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,079
- I kissed him.
- Okay.
464
00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:08,490
And I don�t know, I thought he came back here because he liked me or something,
465
00:29:08,571 --> 00:29:14,045
and I kissed him and he kissed me back, and now he�s over there and I feel so stupid and...
466
00:29:14,146 --> 00:29:17,259
- that girl isn�t even his type and...
- Rory, what are you doing?
467
00:29:17,374 --> 00:29:19,247
What do you mean, what am I doing? I�m ranting.
468
00:29:19,381 --> 00:29:21,192
You should recognize this, I learned it from you.
469
00:29:21,269 --> 00:29:23,543
Yeah, but you went to Sookie�s wedding with... with Dean.
470
00:29:23,645 --> 00:29:26,364
- I know.
- And then you ran off to have some thing with Jess.
471
00:29:26,466 --> 00:29:28,555
- It was a kiss, not a thing.
- A kiss is a thing.
472
00:29:28,653 --> 00:29:30,455
Well, it wasn�t planned, it just happened.
473
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:32,554
I can�t believe it. All this time I�m thinking, �She�s with Dean.�
474
00:29:32,657 --> 00:29:33,685
I am with Dean.
474
00:29:33,757 --> 00:29:36,005
No, Rory � kissing another guy is not being with Dean.
475
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:38,163
- Ask him, I bet he�d back me up on that.
- It was nothing.
476
00:29:38,253 --> 00:29:41,307
- Well, then why are you so freaked out?
- I�m not freaked out.
477
00:29:41,364 --> 00:29:44,147
Look, kid, you have gotta make up your mind. Jess, Dean, Jess, Dean,
478
00:29:44,214 --> 00:29:48,003
it�s enough already. If you want Jess, that�s fine � go get him, there he is.
479
00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:51,518
If you think that�s the great love of your life, then great...
479
00:29:51,610 --> 00:29:55,018
grab a liver treat and a squeaky toy and run to him.
480
00:29:55,110 --> 00:29:59,155
Don�t worry about that girl because I�m sure he will have moved onto somebody else in about an hour.
481
00:29:59,267 --> 00:30:03,767
But do something. Dean has been sweet and supportive and incredibly patient,
482
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,608
and now you are officially treating him like dirt,
482
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:09,708
and I�m sorry, but not only is that not you, he doesn�t deserve that.
483
00:30:09,759 --> 00:30:12,483
- God, I wish they knew another song!
- I know all of this about Dean.
484
00:30:12,554 --> 00:30:13,826
- You do?
- Yes, I do.
484
00:30:13,954 --> 00:30:16,226
I know how great he is. I knew it before you did!
485
00:30:16,286 --> 00:30:19,795
Well, knowing this has apparently not stopped you from dragging his heart all over this town.
486
00:30:19,882 --> 00:30:22,672
- Not fair!
- Yes, fair, the fairest, the Snow White of fair.
487
00:30:22,749 --> 00:30:24,031
I don�t wanna talk to you about this anymore.
487
00:30:24,149 --> 00:30:26,231
Okay, listen, if you don�t wanna be with Dean anymore,
488
00:30:26,302 --> 00:30:31,930
cut him loose. Let him find someone who does because this is just so... wrong!
489
00:30:32,002 --> 00:30:34,997
- All right, I get it, I... just stop!
- Rory!
490
00:30:36,994 --> 00:30:40,404
- Hi Dean.
- I thought your plane didn�t get in �til six.
491
00:30:40,492 --> 00:30:44,479
- Well, I managed to get an earlier flight.
- Well, I�m off to dinner with the parents.
492
00:30:44,613 --> 00:30:46,498
- Do you have...
- No, she�s off the hook.
493
00:30:46,557 --> 00:30:50,467
You guys have all night to... talk. Enjoy. Good to have you back, Dean.
494
00:30:50,537 --> 00:30:51,705
- Thanks.
- See you later.
495
00:30:53,630 --> 00:30:57,701
- So, did I interrupt something?
- No, nothing. We were just...
496
00:30:58,284 --> 00:31:02,273
- Hi, you�re back.
- Yeah, I�m back, and I�m glad to find you not blonde.
497
00:31:02,344 --> 00:31:04,664
Yeah, I was just having way too much fun, so...
498
00:31:05,008 --> 00:31:07,362
- I missed you.
- I missed you, too.
499
00:31:26,287 --> 00:31:29,267
- Lorelai, nice to see you.
- Oh, sorry I�m late, Mom.
500
00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:31,300
No, don�t be sorry.
501
00:31:31,447 --> 00:31:35,674
That�s what the warm setting was invented for. Richard, Lorelai�s here!
502
00:31:36,349 --> 00:31:40,102
Mom, before we get the evening started and all, I wanna tell you something.
503
00:31:40,327 --> 00:31:42,340
- Well, tell me outside.
- No, I�ll just do it here.
504
00:31:42,728 --> 00:31:43,542
Why?
504
00:31:43,628 --> 00:31:45,742
Oh, there�s just something about standing near the exit
505
00:31:45,849 --> 00:31:47,918
- that�s really working for me.
- You�re being silly,
506
00:31:48,004 --> 00:31:50,398
you don�t discuss things standing by a door. Come outside, come on.
507
00:31:50,501 --> 00:31:54,838
I may have to take one more call tonight, Emily. Ben Stellen and I got cut off. Hello Lorelai.
508
00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:58,990
Well, come outside with us until he calls back. Lorelai�s about to tell us something.
509
00:31:59,093 --> 00:32:02,043
Oh, perhaps that she�s decided to buy an accurate timepiece.
510
00:32:02,242 --> 00:32:03,614
Oh, Richard.
511
00:32:04,659 --> 00:32:07,055
- Is Rory okay?
- Oh, yes, Rory�s fine,
512
00:32:07,147 --> 00:32:09,204
I�m fine, everything�s fine, it�s really not that big a deal.
512
00:32:09,307 --> 00:32:10,204
What would you like to drink?
513
00:32:10,327 --> 00:32:12,877
- Oh, whatever.
- I can�t read minds, Lorelai.
514
00:32:12,937 --> 00:32:15,929
- I really don�t care, Dad. Whatever you have.
- We have everything, Lorelai.
515
00:32:16,036 --> 00:32:19,180
- Al right, I�ll have a Yaegermeister and a Jell-O shot.
- Excuse me?
516
00:32:19,258 --> 00:32:21,510
- White wine.
- All right, sit, sit.
517
00:32:24,270 --> 00:32:26,318
Now go ahead, tell us.
518
00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:30,517
- Okay, well...
- Oh, wait just a second.
519
00:32:30,721 --> 00:32:34,189
- We brought you something from Martha�s Vineyard.
- Oh, that�s great, but maybe we could just do...
520
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,573
- Okay, I guess it�s present time.
- Open it.
521
00:32:40,988 --> 00:32:43,046
Scone mix, wow.
522
00:32:43,127 --> 00:32:47,848
This new little place opened right down the road from our house and they make these wonderful scones,
523
00:32:47,905 --> 00:32:50,818
and that is their mix so you can make them right in your own kitchen.
524
00:32:50,899 --> 00:32:52,201
Well, thanks, Mom.
525
00:32:52,339 --> 00:32:56,103
I will put this right on the counter and stare at it for many years to come.
526
00:32:56,235 --> 00:32:58,622
- You�re not going to make them?
- Oh, I�m not really much of a baker.
527
00:32:58,682 --> 00:33:01,490
- But the instructions are right there on the back.
- Yeah, I know, but still.
528
00:33:01,586 --> 00:33:03,865
Still what? Those are good scones.
529
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:06,508
Hey, maybe I�ll give this to Sookie and she�ll bake them.
530
00:33:06,595 --> 00:33:10,081
I don�t understand why you simply can�t follow those directions and make the scones.
531
00:33:10,158 --> 00:33:11,852
Rory would love those scones.
532
00:33:11,955 --> 00:33:14,940
Okay, I promise one way or another, the scones will get eaten.
533
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:20,445
- That being said, can we please move on?
- Fine, go ahead, talk, we�re listening.
534
00:33:22,728 --> 00:33:26,359
Okay, well, it�s about Christopher.
535
00:33:26,475 --> 00:33:29,491
Oh, that reminds me, we got him a captain�s hat.
536
00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:32,637
- Richard, where is that hat? Lorelai can bring it to him.
- No, I can�t!
537
00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:33,644
Why not?
538
00:33:34,142 --> 00:33:35,883
Well, it�s just...
539
00:33:37,004 --> 00:33:39,108
- Chris and I aren�t...
- Aren�t what?
540
00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:42,831
- They aren�t together anymore, Richard.
- Why not?
541
00:33:43,035 --> 00:33:47,341
- I�m sure a vague reason is forthcoming.
- It just didn�t work out, that�s all.
542
00:33:47,419 --> 00:33:49,467
- And there it is.
- I know you�re disappointed.
543
00:33:49,558 --> 00:33:52,585
Disappointed, oh please! Lorelai, this is ridiculous.
544
00:33:52,662 --> 00:33:54,838
- The two of you aren�t in high school anymore.
- I know.
545
00:33:54,934 --> 00:33:58,217
- Emily, let�s not talk about this.
- No, we are going to talk about it.
546
00:33:58,376 --> 00:34:03,179
You�re running around like you have no responsibility in life, like you can flit from thing to thing...
547
00:34:03,230 --> 00:34:04,931
- That�s not true.
- ... from man to man.
548
00:34:05,026 --> 00:34:09,148
- I don�t flit from man to man.
- You have a daughter, this affects Rory too, you know!
549
00:34:09,256 --> 00:34:11,652
- Emily, you�re wasting your breath.
- I know this affects Rory.
550
00:34:11,734 --> 00:34:15,018
I�m not doing this lightly. In fact, I�m not doing anything at all.
551
00:34:15,113 --> 00:34:17,478
- There�s no reason to raise your voice.
- I can�t believe this.
552
00:34:17,551 --> 00:34:19,666
I wanna know why. I want a reason.
553
00:34:19,759 --> 00:34:23,327
I don�t want any of this �just because� and �it just didn�t work out� nonsense.
554
00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:27,208
I want a solid, adult reason why the father of my granddaughter
555
00:34:27,302 --> 00:34:31,511
- and her mother can�t seem to put a family together.
- His girlfriend is pregnant.
556
00:34:32,835 --> 00:34:34,894
- What?
- Sherry is pregnant,
557
00:34:34,991 --> 00:34:38,907
and when Christopher found out, he went back to her and that, Mother, is the reason.
558
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:41,054
- Are they getting married?
- I don�t know... probably.
559
00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:43,686
- Oh, of course they�re getting married.
- How do you know?
560
00:34:43,758 --> 00:34:47,577
I know because I know Christopher, and Christopher always tries to do the right thing.
561
00:34:47,674 --> 00:34:52,047
The right thing is for him to be with his family. Lorelai and Rory are his family.
562
00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:55,410
- He met this woman two minutes ago.
- Emily, he is going to be a father.
563
00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:59,287
- He already is a father!
- I really really don�t wanna discuss this anymore.
564
00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:02,175
- Lorelai, you have to talk to him.
- There�s nothing to talk about.
565
00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:04,914
- Tell him you wanna get married.
- Okay, Mom, please stop.
566
00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:09,073
Yes, Emily, please stop. You know that Lorelai never does anything unless she wants to...
567
00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:12,354
- no matter the consequences to anyone else.
- What�s that supposed to mean?
568
00:35:12,467 --> 00:35:15,600
Lorelai wants to be with Christopher, she told us that at the wedding.
569
00:35:15,687 --> 00:35:18,191
- Yes, and now the wind has changed.
- Excuse me?
570
00:35:18,289 --> 00:35:23,102
Christopher is living up to his responsibilities as he tried to do many years ago with Lorelai,
571
00:35:23,229 --> 00:35:26,199
- then she turned him down and turned him away.
- I was sixteen.
572
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:32,389
If Christopher has found someone who will actually allow him to be a father to his own child,
573
00:35:32,466 --> 00:35:34,551
then of course, that�s what he�s going to do.
574
00:35:34,955 --> 00:35:37,290
- So you support this?
- I understand this.
575
00:35:37,388 --> 00:35:40,858
- I am appalled by your attitude.
- And I am shocked by your na�vet�.
576
00:35:41,054 --> 00:35:43,075
Did you really expect this to work out?
577
00:35:43,404 --> 00:35:48,596
Did you really have pictures of Norman Rockwell family Christmases dancing in your head?
578
00:35:48,836 --> 00:35:52,800
Lorelai had her chance for a family, she walked away from it. That was her choice.
579
00:35:52,928 --> 00:35:57,137
- He has a chance to be a father. I applaud him.
- Then you�re an idiot.
580
00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:59,399
If you�ll excuse me, I�m going into my study.
581
00:35:59,764 --> 00:36:04,223
Richard! You do not walk out on me when we are having a discussion.
582
00:36:05,150 --> 00:36:06,107
Richard!
583
00:36:49,595 --> 00:36:50,552
We�re closed.
584
00:36:51,556 --> 00:36:52,426
I know.
585
00:36:53,465 --> 00:36:58,298
Look, I didn�t come here to make up, or to try to get you to forgive me, or talk.
586
00:36:59,906 --> 00:37:02,104
I wouldn�t even have come here at all
587
00:37:02,579 --> 00:37:06,497
but I had a really crappy night and I really, really need a cup of coffee.
588
00:37:08,647 --> 00:37:10,516
Just pretend I�m not me.
589
00:37:11,427 --> 00:37:15,964
I�m Mimi, a new customer. I�ve never been in here before.
590
00:37:16,783 --> 00:37:21,661
I was just walking down the street and I spotted this place. �Ooh, hey, nice place.�
591
00:37:22,134 --> 00:37:27,423
And I came in. Now Mimi is going to pour herself a cup of coffee
592
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:32,969
and sit over here way far away from you, and she promises,
593
00:37:33,295 --> 00:37:37,561
just as soon as she�s done, she will rinse out her own cup and leave.
594
00:37:50,172 --> 00:37:52,753
This is the second time I let myself do this.
595
00:37:55,016 --> 00:37:58,456
- Do what?
- Think I finally found it.
596
00:37:58,938 --> 00:38:01,484
- Found what?
- Love, comfort, safety.
597
00:38:02,689 --> 00:38:07,095
I mean, first with Max, which of course, I screwed up,
598
00:38:07,176 --> 00:38:12,626
and then with Christopher, which of course, all the elements of the universe got together to screw up.
599
00:38:12,737 --> 00:38:17,847
Yup, it�s tough when the universe is against you. That�s like taking on the Manhattan garbage union.
600
00:38:18,027 --> 00:38:22,660
I always thought if he could just get it together, grow up...
601
00:38:23,623 --> 00:38:24,964
maybe we could do it.
602
00:38:26,572 --> 00:38:32,379
Maybe we could really be a family, in the stupid, traditional �Dan Quayle, golden retriever,
603
00:38:32,461 --> 00:38:35,436
grow old together, wear matching jogging suits� kind of way.
604
00:38:37,444 --> 00:38:41,536
And then he did get it together � he became that guy...
605
00:38:45,385 --> 00:38:49,015
and he gets to be that guy with her.
606
00:38:52,235 --> 00:38:55,314
Chris is gonna have a baby with his girlfriend.
607
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,534
He�s gonna marry her...
608
00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:04,003
and he�s gonna be there for her while she�s pregnant
608
00:39:04,103 --> 00:39:07,593
and he�s gonna be there with her while her child grows up,
609
00:39:07,659 --> 00:39:10,229
and he�s gonna be there for her while she does...
610
00:39:11,222 --> 00:39:13,332
whatever it is she does.
611
00:39:15,457 --> 00:39:19,824
And I am in exactly the same place
612
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,687
that I was in before.
613
00:39:23,204 --> 00:39:25,298
Is that so bad? I mean, you got Rory.
614
00:39:26,373 --> 00:39:27,680
Yes, I do.
615
00:39:27,819 --> 00:39:32,063
You got friends, you got a house, a job, apparently an iron stomach.
616
00:39:32,263 --> 00:39:35,544
No, it�s not so bad. I�m lucky, I know.
617
00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:41,556
I just... I feel like I�m never gonna have it...
618
00:39:42,635 --> 00:39:44,960
the whole package, you know?
619
00:39:45,964 --> 00:39:49,491
That person, that couple life,
620
00:39:49,734 --> 00:39:56,379
and I swear, I hate admitting it because I fancy myself Wonder Woman, but...
621
00:39:58,689 --> 00:40:00,121
I really want it...
622
00:40:01,771 --> 00:40:03,348
the whole package.
623
00:40:15,340 --> 00:40:17,622
- You�ll get it.
- How do you know?
624
00:40:17,721 --> 00:40:19,630
- I know.
- How do you know?
625
00:40:19,712 --> 00:40:22,364
Because I know, okay? I know. Now eat your donut.
626
00:40:22,472 --> 00:40:25,821
- I�m really not very hungry.
- Well, take it with you. You will be later.
627
00:40:32,712 --> 00:40:34,981
Forget it, first time customers are on the house.
628
00:40:35,042 --> 00:40:36,834
- Mimi, was it?
- Yeah.
629
00:40:37,986 --> 00:40:39,163
Come again, Mimi.
630
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:42,528
Thanks, I will.
631
00:40:44,745 --> 00:40:46,619
Seems like a very nice place.
632
00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:03,076
- Hey, you�re home.
- Yup, I�m home.
633
00:41:03,183 --> 00:41:07,428
Oh, hey, I figured how to get the Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer out of our heads...
634
00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:11,426
to sing the Small World song over and over for the next forty-eight hours.
635
00:41:11,571 --> 00:41:15,324
Of course, how we get the Small World song out of our heads, I have not worked out yet.
636
00:41:16,328 --> 00:41:20,879
Okay, see, that was not how that whole scene between us was supposed to go.
637
00:41:20,988 --> 00:41:24,894
- No?
- No. I mean, yes,
638
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:31,904
I was surprised and I do think the basic sentiment of �make up your mind� was kind of called for.
639
00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:34,806
- Absolutely called for.
- But I didn�t mean to upset you
640
00:41:34,894 --> 00:41:37,202
and yell at you and make you feel bad, I�m really sorry, hon.
640
00:41:37,304 --> 00:41:38,562
I know, but you were right.
641
00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:41,330
Ah, well, that�s once, I guess.
642
00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:43,746
- So how was dinner?
- So how was Dean?
643
00:41:43,839 --> 00:41:45,405
- So how was dinner?
- So how was Dean?
644
00:41:45,524 --> 00:41:48,754
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Williams� sisters take center stage at Wimbledon once again.
645
00:41:48,846 --> 00:41:50,284
- Dinner was bad.
- Sorry.
646
00:41:50,393 --> 00:41:54,299
That�s okay, I knew it would be. Oh, but the good news is we can now go back to Luke�s.
647
00:41:54,417 --> 00:41:57,654
- You made up! How did you make up?
- Well, I�m Mimi now.
648
00:41:57,812 --> 00:42:00,535
- Oh, sure.
- So speaking of Dean, is there still a Dean?
649
00:42:00,644 --> 00:42:02,624
- Yeah, there�s still a Dean.
- Really?
650
00:42:02,721 --> 00:42:05,779
I don�t know what I was doing. Maybe it�s because I haven�t dated a lot
651
00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:09,721
but this Jess thing was crazy. And I do love Dean and you were absolutely right...
652
00:42:09,783 --> 00:42:14,110
I was treating him like dirt and I wasn�t appreciating what was right in front of me, but I�m going to now.
653
00:42:14,191 --> 00:42:17,004
Rory, I don�t want you to stay with Dean because of me.
653
00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:17,894
I know.
654
00:42:17,976 --> 00:42:19,460
- �Cause I was upset earlier.
- I know.
655
00:42:19,553 --> 00:42:22,672
I still have this Christopher thing bugging me and the pressure of tonight�s dinner.
656
00:42:22,713 --> 00:42:24,243
- I know.
- I didn�t wanna upset you
657
00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:26,997
and I certainly don�t want you to make an important decision off of...
658
00:42:27,054 --> 00:42:28,544
- Because it�s too important...
- Mom.
659
00:42:28,616 --> 00:42:29,522
- And I just want you to be happy.
- Mom!
659
00:42:29,616 --> 00:42:31,922
All I did was think about what you said, that�s all.
660
00:42:31,999 --> 00:42:35,590
- Then I analyzed the situation.
- And then you made a pro and con list.
661
00:42:35,672 --> 00:42:39,338
You�re mocking me, but yes, I did. And after all of this, I came to the conclusion
662
00:42:39,410 --> 00:42:42,861
that I want to make things good with Dean, and he deserves my undivided attention.
663
00:42:43,009 --> 00:42:45,522
- And you feel good about this?
- I feel really good about this.
664
00:42:45,610 --> 00:42:50,783
Okay, because if you decided you really did wanna date Jess, I would help you...
665
00:42:50,905 --> 00:42:54,110
- get vaccinated.
- Thank you, but I�m good.
666
00:42:54,218 --> 00:42:56,317
- All right, as long as you�re good.
- I am good.
667
00:42:56,414 --> 00:42:58,826
- Well, okay, good.
- What about you, are you good?
668
00:42:58,964 --> 00:43:03,628
- Me? Well, I�m gonna be good.
- Is there anything I can do to help?
669
00:43:03,710 --> 00:43:07,566
- Your existence is a huge help.
- We�re both gonna be good.
670
00:43:08,355 --> 00:43:13,710
Yeah. I wonder if Christopher and Sherry�s baby is going to look like me?
671
00:43:13,833 --> 00:43:16,623
Well, if the kid knows what�s good for it, it absolutely will.
672
00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:21,754
Hand me my purse, will you? I�m hungry.
673
00:43:37,790 --> 00:43:44,868
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