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Love:
Previously on bridezillas...
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This is what I've wanted
my entire life.
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...After stacy battled her
delicious fiancé
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over the budget...
The world is not all...
You're so damn selfish.
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...Snatched her
bridesmaids' meal deal...
If you don't fit your dress,
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you ain't gonna be
in the wedding!
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...And put her wedding planner
on blast...
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I need my planner
to do his job.
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...Miss thang
might be left to marry herself.
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I don't even know
if I should marry you.
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I'm done with it.
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And tonight roxanne's
a spoiled daddy's girl...
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I'm not (bleep) boss bride,
bitch!
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...Willing to break
her father's heart...
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Are you (bleep) crazy?
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She not regretting
not telling him the truth.
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...And kick bridesmaids
to the curb.
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So (bleep) her. Let her leave!
Just let her leave!
[overlapping arguing]
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...To be a princess for a day,
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but will she wind up
royally dumped?
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If roxanne doesn't sign
a prenup,
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I don't have to show up
to the wedding.
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-Plus...
-This wedding
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is gonna cost you the marriage.
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Love: ...This bougie bride
is pushed to the brink.
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Stop calling me!
[glass shatters]
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...And we have front row seats.
Stacy: Go!
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[tires squeal]
but will she even show up?
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Shara:
Nobody knows where stacy is.
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I'm your girl, loni love.
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Welcome to "bridezillas!"
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♪ I just came to win,
I just came to win ♪
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♪ I ain't come to talk about it,
I just came to win ♪
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love:
Meet the long island princess
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whose got a thing for...Prison?
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My name is roxanne filer
and I'm from seaport, new york.
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I am a correction officer.
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I worked at rikers island
for five years,
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and that's where I met
my future husband.
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Love: Uh, this guy?
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My name is todd coffee --
coffee like the drink --
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and I served 14 years
on rikers island.
[doors slide closed]
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love:
That seems like a lock tie.
And just to be clear,
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this is not
love after lockup.
[buzzer sounds, doors close]
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he's also
a correction officer.
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Love: [phews] I'm so glad.
I was worried.
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Todd:
I fell in love with roxanne
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probably after
like the third date.
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That was the sex in the car,
that's what it --
yeah, it was --
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[car horn honks]
no, it wasn't the sex
in the car.
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Love: It's always
the sex in the car.
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[laughing]
(bleep).
I'm just saying.
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We are getting married
in a real-life castle.
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Everything's royal --
like, meghan markle,
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the royal wedding --
how everyone watched it.
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Everyone's waiting to watch
todd and roxanne.
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[gulps]
girl, bah!
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I feel roxanne has totally
lost her mind at this point.
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I'm about to spend $100,000 on
this wedding, and I don't care.
[cash register dings]
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I'll empty out the accounts.
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We gotta spend
whatever we need to do
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to make this my perfect day.
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"we?"
todd is paying
for everything.
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Just smile through
the pain, todd.
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I have to go still pay
for my gown.
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Oh, I thought
your dad was gonna...
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I've been speaking to him about
it, but you know how he is
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about the last names.
Do you know his --
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my father doesn't want me
to change my name,
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but we already got
our marriage license,
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and it's already done.
But I can't tell him right now
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because I need
my dress paid for.
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[chuckles]
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damn. So you just gonna
lie to your pops?
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Are we gonna tell him
after the wedding?
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Todd:
Rocky is super tough.
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He will just snap,
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which gets me
very, very, very nervous.
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Yeah,
my dad's a character.
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I just manipulate my dad
to get him to pay for stuff.
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I get what I want
all the time
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because I'm the baby,
and I'm the princess.
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You the princess, alright.
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Ooh, and I'm afraid
of your daddy.
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We should tell him
when we're on the honeymoon
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so we are far away.
He can't kill one of us.
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He'll kill you.
'cause he -- I'm his baby.
But you --
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pick a safe word, todd.
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Did you, uh,
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sign the prenup yet?
[cash register dings]
nah.
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You don't have anything,
so why you want a prenup
to protect, what, your debt?
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[record scratches]
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happy life...
Happy wife.
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If roxanne doesn't sign, I don't
have to show up to the wedding.
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Then all your money's
probably gonna be a waste
'cause I'm gonna be there
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and I'm gonna have a wedding
that day...
[laughs]
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...Whether you're there
or not.
Love: Does todd have the balls
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to call roxanne's bluff?
[exhales heavily]
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we'll just have to see.
[slurps]
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♪♪
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stacy man's threatened
to shut down her wedding,
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but her dress is finally ready.
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Go for it, girl.
Who needs a groom anyway?
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-Hi, john.
-You got that dress ready?
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-The dress is ready.
-I hope so.
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I've had it with russell,
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but I've waited
my entire life for this.
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It needs to be
absolutely perfect.
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Last time I came,
the dress was too small.
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Like, way too small.
No.
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Thought you was on
your diet.
[knife shinks]
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I haven't been eating
because I've been trying
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to fit in that
damn dress of mine.
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Oh, what if I can't fit it,
john?
Don't worry.
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Lord, I can't wait
to get in this dress.
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I can tell you,
I'm gonna get in that dress.
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Oh!
[dramatic music plays]
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mom!
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Love: Ooh, that don't sound
good.
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Yes, sweet lord?
[gasps] oh, my goodness!
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Oh, my god,
I can't get in.
Oh, jesus.
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Oh.
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Just zip it up.
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Love:
Don't pass out, now, child.
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I don't know if I can.
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-Oh, stacy.
-[phews]
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beautiful.
Is it gonna fit?
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I cannot close it,
this one here.
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Baby, don't play with me.
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Love: He ain't playing, girl.
He can't close it.
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This better be fixed.
Now.
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Okay, see the dress
is so tight on her.
[cloth ripping]
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we can't close it.
No, I cannot.
So...
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Okay, come.
...What are you
gonna do about this?
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Oh, uh...
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We will fix it.
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I'm hungry,
I'm tired, I'm hot,
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and I am so over this.
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I can't have a wedding 'cause
it's not gonna work for me!
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Love: Well, if you ain't
gonna marry him,
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I know some women
on tinder that will.
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Dyann: Stacy.
[high-pitched]
just leave me alone.
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You okay?
Love:
No, ma'am. She's not okay.
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[crying] I'm tired, mom.
I know.
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[muffled] I'm so tired.
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Aw, I kinda feel sorry
for her now.
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I worked so hard
to get this weight off.
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Not that hard.
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Man: Bacon mac & cheese
lollipop.
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We have a crab cake
I heard you love.
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Stacy: It's so good.
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Stacy:
Everything has to be perfect
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or else we're not
having a wedding.
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♪ jump on the floor,
jump, jump on the floor ♪
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♪ jump on the floor,
jump, jump on the floor ♪
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♪ jump on the floor,
jump, jump on the floor ♪
-hey!
-Hey!
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Hey!
Love: It's five days
before the wedding,
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and as if roxanne
wasn't extra enough,
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she has something extra planned
for her bridesmaids.
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Yesterday, I decided that I
wanted to have a dance for todd.
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-Can you help me stretch?
-[chuckling] alright.
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Roxanne:
So, I text all my bridesmaids,
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and today is the first practice.
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And where is everybody?
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I --
like, I'm sitting here
stretching,
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but nobody's here.
Like, I don't get it.
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Am --
I text everybody.
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Everybody said
they was on their way.
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My maid of honor, channel.
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She's my best friend.
She's also my sister.
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No matter what,
channel has my back.
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And then everybody's gonna
have an issue like,
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[baby talk] "oh, oh,
this dance is hard,
this dance is hard,"
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but nobody's here on time.
[knife shinks]
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channel:
The dance I just found out
about that, like, yesterday.
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If she wasn't my sister,
I would definitely be out.
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I probably would've left
day one.
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But she's my sister,
and I don't have a choice.
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Love: Yeah, you do.
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-We have one --
-nice of you to join us.
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I'm on white-people time.
Love: Um, that's not a thing.
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She's too demanding.
Her attitude's too much.
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The only reason I'm doing this
is because
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I'm one of todd's only cousins,
I'm trying to support him,
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but how the hell can I support
him with this crazy bitch?
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I don't give a (bleep)
that that's todd's cousin.
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That ain't got nothin'
to do with me.
Love: I like this family.
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Let's go, everybody.
I gonna start.
Are we ready?
Are we gonna start?
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Jenae:
So, here we go -- one, two,
three, four, five, six.
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Shoulders, seven, eight, up.
We gonna move on pop, pop.
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One, two, three.
Hip, look.
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Number one, number two,
number three, number four.
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Don't reach this way.
You're gonna cover her.
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That's not a thing.
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Oh, hi. Welcome.
This is a little ridiculous.
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Roxanne:
One of my bridesmaids, jasmine,
is a high school friend,
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and she's been an ultra problem.
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She's just crazy and hood --
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bottle of henny in the bag.
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Like, she don't know
how to act accordingly.
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No. She always crazy.
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Start again because everybody
wants to come late.
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-Is this everybody?
-We have to start all over.
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Nobody told you to make
this (bleep) last-minute.
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Love: Oh, here for it.
You always got
something to say.
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Bring it in, bring it in,
cover the bride, bring it in.
Just -- just step in line.
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You need to find a place.
-Cover the bride. Bring it in.
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Five, four.
I'm late because I had a drink.
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'cause I knew she was gonna be
a bitch when I got here.
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-Five, six, seven. Oh, no.
-I gotta use the bathroom.
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No, no, no, no!
No bathroom!
[tires squeal]
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love:
[gasps] beyoncé would never...
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Not today! Not tonight!
-(bleep) annoying.
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Just shut up!
And learn the dance!
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Just shut up!
-You shut up! Damn.
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Her disrespecting me
in front of everyone.
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Yeah, that (bleep) up.
If she doesn't get it together,
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she's not gonna be
walking down the aisle with me.
Up, down, right, left.
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Number one, number two,
number three...
[toilet flushing]
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jas, one more thing
from you, and you're out.
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-Out what?
-Out of the (bleep) wedding.
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Shut the (bleep) up.
One more thing, jas.
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One more thing. It's over.
I'm done.
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No --
body -- everybody told you
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to make a dance three days
before the wedding.
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Love: That's facts.
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No, you just fall in line.
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I'm a grown-ass lady.
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00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:08,146
You do not need to treat me
as if I'm one of your inmates.
230
00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,649
Take it back to pop-pop,
please.
231
00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,017
I knew she would've been a bitch
232
00:09:12,019 --> 00:09:14,619
but not as much
as a bitch that she is.
233
00:09:14,621 --> 00:09:17,422
She's the bitch of the --
the biggest bitch ever.
234
00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,758
Love: Ooh, tell me how
you really feel.
[whip cracks]
235
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,726
you just step to
the side for a minute.
236
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,995
But nobody leaves.
Nobody's leaving yet.
237
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,298
Oh, lord.
What is she up to now?
238
00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,599
Here we go, child.
239
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:30,468
Since everyone has been
so out of control
240
00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,872
and not listening to me,
I created a code of conduct.
241
00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,141
Roxanne: "we are finally
at the final stretch
242
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,109
of this wedding experience."
243
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,011
love: "wedding experience?"
244
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:43,248
sounds like
an amusement park in hell.
245
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,650
"until the ceremony,
246
00:09:45,652 --> 00:09:48,787
no electronics...
[snare drum playing]
247
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,522
...No gum chewing..."
248
00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:53,425
jasmine: Chew gum?
"...And no alcohol."
249
00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,694
love: Is this a wedding
or an intervention?
250
00:09:55,696 --> 00:10:01,766
"alcohol is strictly prohibited,
especially jas."
251
00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,235
if jasmine drinks at 8:00 a.M.,
252
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:06,404
she's asleep by 12:00,
253
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,373
and I'm not compromising
for nobody.
254
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:12,444
You have an additional
signature in that section.
Yeah.
255
00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:15,714
She put it bold
and just for my signature.
256
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,082
I'm not signing this (bleep).
257
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,050
How can she keep telling me
I can't drink?
258
00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,986
She got too many rules
for nuthin'.
259
00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:23,121
So (bleep) leave, then.
Don't sign it. Leave.
I'm not talking to you.
260
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,457
Don't sign it. Just leave.
I'm not talking to you.
I'm not talking to you.
261
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,958
I'm not talking to you.
Just leave. Just leave.
262
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,528
Roxanne's an annoying,
evil bitch.
263
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,864
Bye.
I'm over this wedding.
264
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,867
(bleep) you and your wedding.
-Jas.
265
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,902
-She a bitch.
-So (bleep) her.
266
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,905
Let her leave!
Just let her leave!
Just let her leave!
[overlapping arguing]
267
00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:43,541
roxanne's changed.
She's a bougie bitch.
268
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,678
She doesn't even realize she's
gonna lose all her friends.
269
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,814
-Bitch!
-Wooow!
270
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,017
I'm don't do this,
so I'mma go.
271
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,718
You can't just
walk out like that, no.
272
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,687
There's too many
hot tamales in here.
I gotta go home.
273
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,589
I gots to go.
Too many.
274
00:10:57,591 --> 00:11:00,258
I'm over it. I don't care.
Do you even still want
to do the dance?
275
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,694
Do you want a bridal party?
-I'm sick of this (bleep).
276
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,529
My sister is stressed
the (bleep) out.
277
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:07,465
I'm actually shocked because
roxanne is acting all crazy.
278
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:10,402
No, I -- all I need is me.
'cause you're the bride.
279
00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:12,904
'cause I am...The bride.
280
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:15,940
No one else.
281
00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:19,878
Love: Coming up, roxanne's
bridesmaids have bounced.
282
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,046
Are you (bleep) crazy?
283
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:23,682
Will daddy also ditch
his little girl?
284
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,850
I don't wanna be
part of this wedding.
285
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,219
You in trouble, trouble.
286
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,522
And he's not
the only one jumping ship.
287
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:33,224
We're going to
atlantic city tonight.
(bleep)-ass.
288
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,460
I will not show up
at the wedding.
289
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:39,097
Love: Then, a bougie bride's
epic meltdown...
290
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,833
[crying] I don't want y'all
in my face right now!
291
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,536
Love: ...Could mean the end
before the wedding begins.
292
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,970
Russell: Whatchu mean
she ain't here?
293
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,773
And stay tuned for
the playback clappack.
294
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:51,743
[high-pitched] did you really
say that about me?
295
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,481
Love: Two days 'til the wedding,
296
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:59,851
and stacy and her delicious
snack of a groom
297
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,120
haven't spoken since last night.
298
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,589
[dial tone ringing]
299
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,524
hello?
Where are you?
300
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,195
Russell, you're
supposed to be here.
301
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:13,998
We have the rehearsal
with the dancers.
302
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,534
Love:
Stand up for yourself, russell.
303
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,938
Today, we are trying
to select some praise dancers.
304
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,239
Love: Good.
Y'all gonna need
305
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,241
all the prayer and worship
you can get.
306
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,010
Stacy: So I want them to be
a part of the ceremony
307
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,479
and dance down the aisle,
308
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,280
but we're still not
on the same page.
309
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,883
And I'm like,
"you need to be worried about
310
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,685
what I want and what I need."
311
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:39,724
you said you were done.
Russell, are you really --
are you really gonna do this?
312
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,861
You need to be worried
about what I want.
313
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,163
Clearly you're not here,
so what does that tell me?
314
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:49,367
Love:
It tells me that russell might
be back on the market real soon.
315
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,505
I'll take care of it myself.
Don't worry.
316
00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:56,508
I'll take
care of it myself.
317
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:58,610
Oh, she is not playing
with y'all.
318
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,645
Not here.
Not today, satan!
319
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:03,581
If russell doesn't want to come
to these dance auditions,
320
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,084
I'll do it myself because
whether we get married or not,
321
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,685
it's a stacy production,
322
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,988
it's my birthday,
and I want what I want.
323
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,091
Love: Which is a really
expensive birthday party.
324
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,661
Darryl.
[singsong voice]
hi, beautiful bride-to-be.
325
00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,229
Please don't.
No?
326
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,632
No.
Ooh, darryl got swerved.
327
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,967
This is your wedding.
I'm here to help you.
328
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,236
Chill out.
I've been working very hard
329
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,706
to make sure that
you have an amazing day.
330
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,543
I don't know if I'm even
gonna have a wedding.
331
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:32,911
Let's rewind. You said...
332
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,579
There may not
be a wedding?
333
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,347
I-I don't know what
to think at this point.
334
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:39,551
One thing -- did you
secure the painter?
335
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:42,453
You know what our theme is --
masterpiece.
Masterpiece.
336
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,455
Our relationship
is a masterpiece,
337
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,826
so we are gonna have a painter
paint during the wedding.
338
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:50,495
I would need
to confirm that.
339
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,297
We spoke with the caterer.
Oh, my god!
340
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,032
We --
dude are you serious?!
341
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,967
This is some (bleep).
342
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,937
I don't care what he does,
but he needs to make it happen.
343
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,872
Periot, with a "t."
344
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:04,542
love:
Girl, you acting like a couple
of words that start with a "b,"
345
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,444
but I'm just gonna
just mind mine.
346
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,947
Let's just bring in the dancers,
and let's get it over with
347
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,615
'cause I need to see
how they are anyways.
348
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,051
They're gonna
knock your socks off.
I'll be the judge of it.
349
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,087
Stacy:
I want them to show the love
that we have for one another,
350
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:20,792
so we really want it to be
really, um, sensual and loving
351
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,794
and just kind of display
that emotion.
352
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:25,797
I want people to feel
it so, you know, they
could start boo-hooing.
353
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:28,032
And as soon as they
start boo-hooing, I'll
walk down the aisle,
354
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,767
and they'll
really be boo-hooing.
355
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,769
I have some of
the best dancers
356
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,571
that houston has to offer.
Hi.
357
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,840
I need them to feel
like they're one.
358
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,275
I need to see
the connection.
359
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,644
So these dancers
better be on point.
360
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,379
I love perfection,
361
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,115
and that's what I expect.
[slide whistle]
362
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:47,151
if you not doing it, I'mma stop
you and let you know.
363
00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:49,554
Oh, god,
please let her love this.
364
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,657
[straining] I have no more
in me to give her.
365
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,860
♪ [speaking] love is the answer
to every question ♪
366
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,629
wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
367
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:58,897
What is this?
368
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,666
That's not gonna work.
Where's the connectivity?
369
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,167
Love: I don't know, stacy.
370
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,702
They literally just started.
371
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,304
Look in her eyes.
372
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,339
I want to feel all of it.
373
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,642
Darryl: Can I be in charge?
374
00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:12,410
These are classically
trained dancers
375
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,847
and she's critiquing
their every little move?
376
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:17,282
Y'all too far apart.
377
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,017
Hopefully, they don't
walk out of here.
378
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,020
I want it just to be like --
like, hug him!
379
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:25,390
Love: Oh, so the hot guy in
the tights gets a full body hug.
380
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,591
I see you, boo.
381
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,826
I feel like I bought
the best dancers,
382
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,962
but she's out of
her (bleep) mind.
383
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,898
And look in her eyes
and just get down on your knees
384
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,300
and do some stuff.
385
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:38,670
Love: Get down on what?
And do what? Girl, no.
386
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,038
Y'all are gonna give me
all of that?
387
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,539
We can.
Like, all of it.
388
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,108
Stacy: It cost me a lot of money
to pay for this space.
389
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,277
I want what I want,
and darryl knows
390
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,579
that he better make it happen.
We'll -- we'll work it out.
391
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,882
Love:
That's not your only problem.
392
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:52,583
Stacy: I'm not sure
if my dress is gonna be
393
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,952
the way I want it to be,
394
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,322
and russell better
get it together right now.
395
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,557
If he can't get it together,
I don't know
396
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,026
if we're gonna even
have this wedding.
397
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,898
♪ beep, beep, back it up♪
♪ what ♪
398
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,967
♪ lay it down
like a cement truck ♪
399
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,903
♪ what ♪
♪ 'bout to take aim ♪
400
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:16,607
was this even necessary
to even do a-a $3,500
rehearsal brunch?
[speaking indistinctly]
401
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,176
love: Roxanne's crew was over it
402
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,845
after that hot mess
of a dance practice.
403
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,748
So (bleep) her! Let her leave!
Just let her leave!
[overlapping arguing]
404
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,149
bitch!
405
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,985
Love: But everyone likes brunch.
406
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:30,154
Todd is, like, complaining
about the money, like, already.
407
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,423
He knows how important
this day is to me.
408
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,958
I need things to be perfect.
409
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,828
[gasping, whines]
oh relax.
410
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,096
You know, we're on the water.
411
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,597
So I felt like having fish
412
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,933
just made it seem more,
you know, alive.
413
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:44,836
You just killed
a fish, todd.
I didn't kill a fish.
414
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,338
It's on the floor.
You grab it
and put it in the water.
415
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,440
You -- you grab it.
416
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:52,176
Todd, the fish is gonna die!
Grab the fish.
417
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,847
He's alright.
He's alright.
418
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,615
[chuckling]
I saved a life today.
419
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:01,753
Love: Yeah, girl.
That was all you.
420
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,287
Hey,
what's going on, dude?
421
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,224
What up, [indistinct]?
422
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,725
Roxanne: I really need
to talk to channel.
423
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,661
She doesn't know that
I'm lying to my dad.
424
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,831
She may say something to him.
I'm gonna tell my dad
425
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,267
but I'm just gonna
tell him after the wedding.
426
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:19,203
So, dad doesn't want me
to change my name...
Yeah, I know.
427
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,839
...And I went to get
my marriage license already,
428
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,909
and I changed it.
429
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,978
Are you (bleep) crazy?
430
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,881
My dad, rocky,
when he's mad, he gets nasty.
431
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,315
When are you gonna
tell him this?
432
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,984
[chuckling]
after the wedding
433
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,219
because he has to pay
for my dress tomorrow.
434
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:40,358
You crazy.
435
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,726
Don't say anything,
channel.
436
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,628
I'm not gonna say nothing.
That's your business.
437
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,763
It's absolutely shady
that she's not telling him
438
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,732
so that he can just
still pay for everything.
439
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,068
It's definitely gonna be hard
to keep this secret.
440
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,971
[engine revving]
441
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,406
love: This must be daddy.
442
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,275
Ooh, he's a badass!
443
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,477
And he rolled in "d."
444
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,978
hey, dad!
445
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,413
Rocky: I'm rocky,
446
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,916
father of the bride,
and that's my princess.
447
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,918
I'm her number-one man
in her life.
448
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,586
Todd is gonna be number two.
449
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,088
Love: That seems healthy.
450
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,690
That's my baby,
and this is what we do.
451
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,827
-I need to talk to you, dad.
-What do you want to talk about?
452
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:19,764
Today, I need to talk to him
about paying for the gown.
453
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,866
If he doesn't, I'm gonna have
to walk down the aisle in what?
454
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,701
My prom dress?
No.
455
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,236
I have to go pay
for my dress.
Oh --
456
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:28,473
are you gonna pay
for my dress?
457
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,209
No, no-no, no-no, no-no, no.
I'm not paying for the dress.
458
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,545
So, how am I gonna walk down
the aisle -- with no dress on?
459
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,515
Roxanne wants to spend a whole
bunch of money to go in debt,
460
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,884
and she wants me
to go in debt with her.
461
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,886
But this is not happening.
462
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,588
I'm not paying
for it, roxanne.
Dad --
463
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,956
I'm not paying for it.
464
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,058
Love: King rocky has spoken.
465
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,626
Roxanne: I know how to get him
to pay for stuff.
466
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,028
I just manipulate my dad
just a little bit.
467
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,497
So I gotta do
what I gotta do.
468
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,031
[giggling]
469
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,801
and that's --
what if I consider
keeping my name?
470
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,637
Love: You mean the name
you already changed?
471
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,440
I want her to keep her name
to be a filer.
472
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,242
She's the baby of the bunch,
473
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,377
and hopefully that's
what's gonna happen.
474
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,347
I'll figure out what I can do,
and we'll go from there.
Okay. I love you, dad.
475
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,515
Alright?
476
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,450
If it doesn't happen,
477
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,485
she ain't gonna see me
at the wedding.
478
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,755
Let's go eat.
I just need my stuff paid for.
479
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,858
[laughing] once every thing's
paid for, I don't even care.
480
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,627
Love:
Even a tough guy like rocky
481
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,029
ain't a match
for a bride on the hustle.
482
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,631
She definitely playing
with fire with him
483
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,499
because that's -- that's
something that's real serious.
484
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,935
I mean, he gets
emotional about that.
485
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,603
He's just gonna get really hurt,
486
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,273
and she gonna regret
not telling him the truth.
487
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:39,343
Love: Coming up, when roxanne
tries to hustle her dad...
488
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,078
So $7,500.
489
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,347
...Will sis sell her
down the river?
490
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,916
You gonna talk to him
about that other thing?
491
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,684
Let's get the dress
paid for first,
492
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,519
and then we'll speak
about everything else.
493
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,288
When? Today?
494
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,591
Then, stacy may have finally
had it with russell...
495
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,193
I'm not going home tonight.
496
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,428
I don't even know if I want
to be with him at this point.
497
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,131
...While russell may be having
a change of heart himself.
498
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:03,568
I don't even know if I need
to be getting married.
499
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,771
[crying] I don't want y'all
in my face right now!
500
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,973
Stacy: Go, go!
[tires squeal]
501
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:12,276
russell: A room full of people,
and we have no bride.
502
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,783
[indistinct shouting]
503
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,117
love: It's the night before
the wedding,
504
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,019
and stacy and russell
have decided
505
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,688
to spend some time apart.
506
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,891
And I just need to really detox
and get away from russell.
507
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,962
Love: Right, 'cause russell's
the toxic one.
508
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:33,464
At this point,
I've had it with stacy.
509
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,434
I came over here tonight
to relax and chill
510
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,902
and hang out with the fellas.
511
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,304
Love: Ooh, what do we have here?
[funky music plays]
512
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:43,741
I see detective yum yum
has a snack pack.
513
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,478
[slaps butt]
ah!
Meanwhile...
514
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,747
What the hell
is this thing?
[record scratches]
515
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,182
you about to learn quick!
516
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:52,683
Shara: How the hell you gonna
put me on a bike
517
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,719
and tell me to pedal
around houston
518
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,989
in 110-degree weather?
Oh, (bleep).
519
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,691
How am I'mma
get up here?
[stammering]
girl, are you trying to kill me?
520
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:04,362
I'mma die.
Love: Save shara, y'all.
521
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,163
Woman: [straining] oh, my god.
[indistinct chatter]
522
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,832
we're doing a pedal party today
523
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,934
for one,
so that I can get my sweat on
524
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,736
and put that beautiful dress on,
525
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,972
and a lot of my bridesmaids --
well not a lot, but some --
526
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,807
need to lose a couple of pounds.
527
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,909
You messy.
Love: Who's messy?
528
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,380
This thing is not made
for big girls.
[indistinct chatter]
529
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,448
everybody's got
some weight on 'em!
530
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,184
Exercising for a party
is not a party.
531
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,186
[bicycle bell chimes]
love: Watch your hands, sir.
532
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,755
[boinging] [chiming continues]
533
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:33,224
woman: Don't fall
'cause that's a lot of air!
534
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:34,925
[bell clanging]
alright, let's do this!
535
00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,794
We gonna pedal, bitches!
Pedal, pedal!
536
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:40,531
[indistinct screaming, chatter]
537
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,933
you keep pedaling.
Keep pedaling!
538
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:46,037
Katie!
[bell chimes]
539
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,105
she has totally lost her mind.
540
00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:49,674
Like, she is a she-devil
at this point.
541
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:52,143
[distorted roaring]
542
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,211
[bell chimes]
543
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,881
(bleep), I don't even
know if I need to be
getting married, man.
544
00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:00,251
Oh, come on, now.
One, I don't
work for you.
545
00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:02,420
-[chuckling]
-two, I ain't your child.
546
00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:05,056
Three, you can't talk
to me any kind of way.
547
00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:07,792
As far as stacy and russell,
548
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,827
it doesn't matter
what I think at this point.
549
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:13,364
Love: Who needs opinions when
you've got muscles like that?
550
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,633
She made me sleep
on the damn couch last night.
551
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,401
-That's your bed.
-Ouchy. Ah...
552
00:22:17,403 --> 00:22:20,037
Love:
I'll keep you warm, detective.
[laughter]
553
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:26,577
the one day I've been
waiting my whole life for.
554
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:27,912
One day!
555
00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,348
I mean,
if you not team stacy,
556
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,882
then I don't need you.
557
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,284
[mimicking]
why you ain't team stacy?
558
00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:34,785
I thought you were
team stacy.
559
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,887
What about me?
This is my day.
560
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,322
It's my birthday.
561
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,957
Love:
Y'all need some counseling.
562
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,193
I wonder if they do walk-ins.
563
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:45,429
Y'all need to tell russell
he needs to get on my case.
564
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:46,997
Well, call him!
I'll tell him.
565
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,133
-I'm calling him!
-Don't call russell!
566
00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,369
So, russell is sick of her.
He tired.
567
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,371
I'm tired.
Everybody's tired.
568
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,239
People are tir-ed.
569
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,875
Love: And she got you out here
pedaling in the streets.
570
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,377
The disrespect.
571
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,679
[dial tone rings]
-now you be quiet.
-Where you at?
572
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,013
Why are you worried
about what I'm doing?
573
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,548
You don't start this right now,
574
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,117
like "[shrilly] where you at? Where you at?"
575
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:08,018
at this point, you don't
get to ask where I am.
576
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:10,020
Because we need to talk.
577
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:12,323
I need you to come meet me.
578
00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:13,958
Love:
She gonna kill you, russell.
579
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,159
Don't do it.
580
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,927
I ain't meeting you.
I'm busy.
581
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,030
-What? [speaking indistinctly]
-see, cray-cray.
582
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:21,265
Cray-cray.
583
00:23:21,267 --> 00:23:22,533
You too busy for me?
584
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,635
I'mma show you
how busy I am.
585
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,405
[dial tone sounds]
she just hung up in my face.
586
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,373
No, what you 'bout to do?
Sit right here.
587
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:32,376
Have this drink.
He better change his name.
[laughter]
588
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:34,879
she's gotta take it zero to 100,
all the way up here,
589
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,247
and she driving me
crazy with it.
590
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,515
I've had it.
591
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,383
I done told her on
more than one occasion --
592
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:42,586
this wedding is gonna
cost you the marriage.
593
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:45,289
Love: It's not too late
to change your mind, detective.
594
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,857
He could've said, "yes baby.
595
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,659
I'll come to you.
I'll meet you."
596
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,361
he don't care about me
like that.
597
00:23:50,363 --> 00:23:53,798
So for me, I'm wondering like,
"dude do you even want this?"
598
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,967
love: Sounds like y'all have
a few things to work out
599
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,236
before the wedding.
600
00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:01,305
I'm not going home tonight.
I'm not.
601
00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:02,706
What do you want to do?
I'm just gonna --
602
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,275
I'm just gonna
stay at your place.
603
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:06,143
Alright.
I'm not going.
I'm not.
604
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:10,815
I really don't know
if russell is the one.
605
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:13,317
I don't even know if I want
to be with him at this point.
606
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:22,626
Love: It's time for roxanne to
pick up her $7,500 dream dress.
607
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,495
Hi-hi!
608
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:25,863
This (bleep) better look good
609
00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,665
because I'm spending
a lot of money on it.
610
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:30,534
Love: Sure hope daddy shows up.
I'm not paying
for the dress.
611
00:24:30,536 --> 00:24:32,636
And that's --
what if I consider
keeping my name?
612
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:35,539
I'll figure out what I can do,
and we'll go from there.
Okay. I love you, dad.
613
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:36,740
Alright?
614
00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:38,509
Woman: Here she comes.
615
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,411
[wagner's "bridal chorus" plays]
616
00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:42,346
-(bleep)
-look how beautiful she looks.
617
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:45,015
Love: You look good, girl!
Roxanne: The dress is amazing.
618
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:47,751
I feel so amazing
to have the dress on.
619
00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:50,821
Yes, come on, fake meghan.
You better -- [chuckles]
620
00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,590
meghan markle,
she's like my idol,
621
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,625
so I have to look
as good as her.
622
00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:57,928
Love:
I heard they got an opening
in the duchess department.
623
00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,631
The veil -- it's not long
enough, allie.
624
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:01,866
Allie: It's super long.
625
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,335
Meghan markle's is longer.
No, it's not.
626
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,504
You need four people to
at least to help you with this.
627
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:09,607
Love: She doesn't even have
four bridesmaids any more.
628
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:11,141
Let me show you
how long I want it.
629
00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,443
Get the measuring tape.
630
00:25:12,445 --> 00:25:13,811
She a little bit of a --
631
00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:15,179
a little diva.
[laughs]
632
00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,481
I want it down there
to the red.
633
00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:19,183
I need, like, three more
tape measures for that.
634
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,484
Well, go and get three.
635
00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:23,120
I need my dress
to be perfect for $7,500.
636
00:25:23,122 --> 00:25:25,523
Love: Speaking of $7,500.
637
00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:29,627
Oh, you mean the last name
you already changed
638
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:32,162
then lied to your
father to extort him?
639
00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,564
He'll get over it, eventually.
640
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,399
We just talk about it
when he get here.
641
00:25:35,401 --> 00:25:37,568
If not now, then when?
642
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:38,702
Be honest.
643
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,471
Stop acting crazy
and grow up.
644
00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:42,806
Big-girl panties, right?
You're getting married.
645
00:25:42,808 --> 00:25:45,442
You about to be a whole wife.
That's a wife.
646
00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:48,312
I'm gonna talk to him
about it right now.
647
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:50,247
He doesn't know that she
already changed the name
648
00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,049
'cause she's definitely
deceiving him.
649
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,485
She needs to tell him or I will
650
00:25:54,487 --> 00:25:55,920
'cause this is wrong.
651
00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:57,488
Alright,
I gotta go take this off...
652
00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:04,061
Love: Ooh, daddy.
I love me some leather.
653
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,864
I'm coming to the bridal store
to see the dress...
654
00:26:06,866 --> 00:26:09,700
-Yo, nel.
-...'cause that's my princess,
655
00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:13,437
and she really doesn't know
how much this means to me.
656
00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,806
Ready to pay your coins?
How much money?
657
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:19,009
I don't know 'bout no
money. You know I won't
get into it like that.
658
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,544
I don't be
asking no questions.
659
00:26:20,546 --> 00:26:22,913
Oh! Where's the dress?
Hi, dad! I t--
660
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,683
that's -- that's the dress?
No, I took it off.
661
00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:27,551
I just want you to see it
on the wedding day.
662
00:26:27,553 --> 00:26:29,720
So $7,500.
663
00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:36,193
But I thought it as like
a couple of thousand dollars.
664
00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:38,429
Yeah, $7,500.
665
00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:41,665
A couple is $1,000, $2,000.
666
00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:43,934
Love: Math is so hard sometimes.
667
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,202
This is unbelievable.
668
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:46,904
Getting stuck with
a lot more money
669
00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:50,074
than I thought that I was gonna
pay from the beginning.
670
00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:53,043
Please don't hate me.
She's gonna be -- she's gonna be
paying for half of the dress.
671
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:56,380
Love:
Hate to tell you, rocky, but
that wasn't even the bad news.
672
00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:59,717
Yo, but you gonna talk to him
about that other thing?
673
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,418
Let's get the dress
paid for first,
674
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,887
and then we'll speak
about everything else.
When? Today?
675
00:27:03,889 --> 00:27:06,457
[chuckling] did I ask right now?
Like, what are you doing?
676
00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,025
Hello!
677
00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:09,627
Love: Oh, she know
what she doing.
678
00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,629
[channel and roxanne laugh]
[cash register dings]
679
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:13,864
thank you, allie. I don't want
you to change your mind.
No problem.
680
00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:15,866
So I got my dress paid for.
681
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:18,002
She's definitely out of line.
682
00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:19,937
You been lying long enough.
683
00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:22,406
Let's do this the right way,
put your big-girl panties on,
684
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:24,475
keep 'em moving.
That's it.
685
00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:26,310
You need to talk to him
'bout somethin' else?
686
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:27,845
What else has to --
come on, roxanne.
687
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:29,146
Love: Busted.
688
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,281
This dress cost me money.
689
00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:33,851
Even more money
at the wedding.
This may not
be about no money.
690
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:36,754
What is this -- this is about?
This may not be no money.
691
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,522
Roxanne:
I'm scared to tell my dad.
692
00:27:38,524 --> 00:27:41,291
I need to make todd happy
because todd's who I'm marrying.
693
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,794
I really don't wanna tell him
'cause he's gonna be upset.
694
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:49,099
Love: Coming up,
roxanne's trail of lies
695
00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:51,101
is finally catching up to her.
696
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:54,938
You're chasing me away today.
Alright.
697
00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:56,573
You in trouble, trouble.
698
00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:58,575
Love: Then...
Stacy: Go!
[tires squeal]
699
00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:00,878
a room full of people,
and we have no bride.
700
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,381
Woman:
Have y'all heard from stacy?
Ohh, lord, jesus.
Help us, jesus.
701
00:28:06,251 --> 00:28:07,951
May I put lotion on my feet?
Okay.
702
00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:10,621
This (bleep) is tight!
[chuckles]
703
00:28:10,623 --> 00:28:11,789
grab that feet.
704
00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,757
Team effort, over here.
Yep.
705
00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:15,959
So, I have to, like,
put lotion on my feet
706
00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:17,428
in order to get them
inside the shoe.
707
00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:19,830
Love: Ohh, girl,
you want the business.
708
00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,865
[laughing]
come on, allie, stop laughing.
It's not funny.
709
00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,968
Hey, girl, I don't rub feet
for a living.
710
00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:27,037
Now go up my leg.
Alright.
711
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,207
Thank you.
Come on, get it together.
Hold on, lift this up.
712
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,543
Thank god I ain't got you
on the wedding day.
713
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:34,545
[chuckles]
714
00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:36,547
[laughing] never, never.
715
00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:41,919
♪♪
716
00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:43,554
stacy: Did you get your
make up done already?
717
00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:45,055
Love: It's stacy's wedding day,
718
00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:47,691
and even though she hasn't
made up with her fiancé,
719
00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:50,060
she has priorities --
makeup.
720
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:53,931
I really don't know
if russell is the one.
721
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:57,134
I don't even know if I want
to be with him at this point.
722
00:28:57,136 --> 00:29:00,471
I'm exhausted.
I haven't talked to russell.
723
00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:02,372
We have a few hours
left to get ready,
724
00:29:02,374 --> 00:29:05,576
and hopefully my dress will fit
because they fixed it.
725
00:29:05,578 --> 00:29:08,579
I need to look
beautiful, elegant,
726
00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:10,247
and it's going to be that way.
727
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:12,049
Can I get a mimosa?
728
00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:17,888
C-can I get a mimosa?
729
00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:20,090
Love:
Someone get this woman a mimosa.
730
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:22,693
She is the bride.
Come on, now.
731
00:29:22,695 --> 00:29:25,529
We all gonna have to be ready
by 2:00.
732
00:29:25,531 --> 00:29:27,731
Everybody.
So, at this point,
733
00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:30,467
nobody has time to be playing
with stacy.
734
00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:31,769
Hello?
735
00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:34,972
'cause I-I know y'all have
so much going on.
736
00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:37,307
They really are
getting on my nerves.
737
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:38,942
Love: On your nerves?
738
00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:41,145
It's my birthday,
and my wedding day.
739
00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:42,880
And y'all
ain't doing nothing.
740
00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:45,415
Stacy, now,
I have been here for you.
[indistinct chatter]
741
00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:47,017
I half-went bankrupt for you.
742
00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:49,453
I almost had to go back
into the strip club behind you.
743
00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:52,823
Don't do me like that.
Love: Girl.
744
00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:55,159
Why do I have to
get my own drink?
745
00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:57,427
How's russell holding up?
746
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,363
[indistinct] we're getting
down to the wire.
747
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,598
Those wedding days
been a little -- little hectic.
748
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,636
Love:
But life as stacy's husband
is gonna be cake walk.
749
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:09,106
If stacy doesn't show up after
all the hell I've been through,
750
00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:12,543
I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm gonna be the groomszilla.
751
00:30:12,545 --> 00:30:15,579
Love: I guess she finally
decided to get her own drink.
752
00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:17,347
You almost done for real?
753
00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:19,950
E'rybody else done
got beautified except for me.
754
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:22,419
I'm the bride people!
755
00:30:22,421 --> 00:30:23,854
[distorted] hello.
756
00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:26,423
Somebody call a priest.
We need a exorcism in here.
757
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,625
["psycho" violin screeches]
758
00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:33,764
-uh-oh.
-Yes, ma'am.
759
00:30:33,766 --> 00:30:35,532
Where's my birthday cake?
760
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,334
Up your ass.
[gasps]
761
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:40,671
[muttering] if I had a birthday
cake, I'd smash it in her face.
762
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:42,272
It's her day.
763
00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:44,141
And her birthday.
764
00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,809
And her wedding.
765
00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:48,445
Ohh, I'm just tired
of hearing it.
766
00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:50,480
Love: That's the spirit, girl.
767
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:54,985
Stacy, how much longer
are you gonna be?
768
00:30:54,987 --> 00:30:56,553
Because we got to get ready.
[cellphone rings]
769
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:58,889
everybody's supposed
to have been there by 2:00.
770
00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:00,257
Hello?
771
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:13,370
This is b.S.
For real, for real?
772
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,072
Are you kidding me?
773
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,407
This is not happening.
774
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:18,942
Love: Oh, it's happening.
775
00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:21,879
Stacy: We were supposed
to be out at 2:00.
776
00:31:21,881 --> 00:31:23,380
[hums]
777
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,750
my day is going (bleep).
[crying]
778
00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:28,151
you know at 2:00,
people are still
779
00:31:28,153 --> 00:31:30,087
getting their makeup done,
780
00:31:30,089 --> 00:31:32,689
so we got kicked out.
-It's chaos.
781
00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:34,524
Stacy: My makeup's not done.
I don't have my dress on.
782
00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:36,526
I have nothing.
-Nobody was ready,
783
00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:38,428
but there's nowhere else
for us to go.
784
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:41,131
Shara:
We don't know what's going on.
I don't know who to blame.
785
00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:43,267
At this point, we don't know
who to put the blame on.
786
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:46,270
I don't know.
787
00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:49,706
[crying] she hasn't even
finished my makeup yet!
788
00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:54,845
I don't want y'all
in my face right now!
789
00:31:54,847 --> 00:31:58,582
Period. Like, for real.
[cellphone ringing]
790
00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:00,651
stop calling me!
[glass shatters]
791
00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:02,486
oh, stacy.
792
00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:05,422
Maybe it's gonna be
world war iii around here.
793
00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:07,391
Everybody's gonna have
to evacuate the premises.
794
00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:09,927
It's gonna be hurricane stacy
coming through here.
795
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:16,533
Dyann:
You can get out like that.
796
00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:22,873
♪♪
797
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:26,777
[car horn honks]
798
00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:29,079
stacy: Go, go!
[tires squeal]
799
00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:37,487
♪♪
800
00:32:37,489 --> 00:32:40,090
you need to talk to him
'bout somethin' else?
801
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,925
Roxanne: I do not want
to tell my father
802
00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,927
that I've changed
my name completely
803
00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:45,228
until after the wedding,
804
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:46,830
but at this point
I'm just in it.
805
00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,398
She got me (bleep) up.
806
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:56,206
♪♪
807
00:32:56,208 --> 00:33:01,645
[indistinct]
I changed...
My last name already.
808
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:04,614
What me and you talked about --
809
00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:06,917
you said to me
that you was gonna...
810
00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:08,885
I said I was gonna
speak to todd,
811
00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:10,988
and todd wants me
to change my name,
812
00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:12,422
so I changed my name
already.
813
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:15,025
Love: Oh, well good thing
this is all on todd,
814
00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:16,293
and it's todd's fault.
815
00:33:16,295 --> 00:33:18,095
All "t," all shay.
816
00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:20,263
Yeah, but you're not...
I'm always gonna be
a-a filer.
817
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:23,433
That's my maiden name, so I'm
always gonna be roxanne filer.
818
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:25,602
Love: Except...
It's gone. It's done.
819
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,671
Yeah, I don't got the last name.
I'm a coffey now.
820
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:30,807
I'm mrs. Coffey.
Mrs. Roxanne coffey.
821
00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:32,209
[boing]
822
00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:38,648
she baited me
to the bridal shop.
823
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:41,818
Because if she'd'a told me
this at the brunch,
824
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:44,087
I woulda never showed up.
825
00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:46,056
[voice breaking]
I told you what I wanted.
826
00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:50,427
♪♪
827
00:33:52,398 --> 00:33:57,567
25 years ago,
I was shot 21 times.
828
00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:59,970
The 22nd time,
829
00:33:59,972 --> 00:34:03,273
the guy put the gun to my head,
830
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,275
and roxanne stopped him.
831
00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:09,012
She represents the filers
to the fullest.
832
00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:13,950
You know that I was very, very,
very passionate about that.
833
00:34:13,952 --> 00:34:15,986
If it's gonna be that,
I really don't wanna come.
834
00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:18,288
I don't wanna be
part of this wedding,
835
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:19,723
you know what I mean,
and it's not right.
836
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:21,925
-Dad, don't say that.
-But it's not right.
837
00:34:21,927 --> 00:34:23,193
I'm serious.
838
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,262
And I hope you don't show
that much to todd
839
00:34:25,264 --> 00:34:26,596
or you'll wind up
chasing him away
840
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:28,865
like you're
chasing me away today.
841
00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:30,467
Love: Wow, that's cold.
842
00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:35,572
You in trouble, trouble.
843
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:40,410
Roxanne is definitely
hurting people left and right,
844
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,245
and, mnh-mnh-mnh,
I don't know
845
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,747
if she's gonna come back
from this one.
846
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,382
This one's a serious one.
847
00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:49,686
♪♪
848
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:52,589
love: It's 30 minutes before
stacy's big production,
849
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:55,892
and three hours
since anyone's seen the bride.
850
00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:59,329
Stacy: Go, go!
851
00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,665
She's not answering
her phone.
852
00:35:01,667 --> 00:35:03,700
I don't know what's going on.
853
00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,469
I don't think
she have her phone.
854
00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:07,437
Nobody knows where stacy is.
855
00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,173
She better show up.
I can call 911.
856
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:11,741
She's m.I.A.
We don't know.
857
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,310
Love:
You don't seem that upset.
858
00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:15,045
Ohh, lord, jesus.
Help us, jesus,
859
00:35:15,047 --> 00:35:17,180
'cause this -- it's --
I don't know what to say.
860
00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:19,149
Love: Maybe you should
ask her fiancé?
861
00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:21,585
What up, detective yum yum?
862
00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:24,154
Russell:
Whatchu mean she ain't here?
863
00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:26,056
We're supposed to start at 6:00.
Uh, we're...
864
00:35:26,058 --> 00:35:28,091
A little behind right now.
What happened?
865
00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:29,559
Love:
Well, there was this --
866
00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,695
get out.
Just run your mouth.
Run your mouth.
867
00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:34,164
We're not getting married.
Love: And this --
868
00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:38,168
I can't have a wedding 'cause
it's not gonna work for me!
869
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:39,736
And this --
870
00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:41,938
I don't even know if I want
to be with him at this point.
871
00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:45,742
We got kicked out for time,
and she started cryin'.
872
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:48,178
From that, I don't know.
873
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:50,881
A room full of people,
and we have no bride.
874
00:35:50,883 --> 00:35:52,582
Bride's a little m.I.A.
M.I.A.?
875
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,117
M.I.A. Mean
"missing in action."
man: Well, hold on, hold on.
876
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:56,353
Love: No, (bleep).
Maybe detective russell
877
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,755
should issue a apb.
Man over radio:
Be on the lookout for stacy.
878
00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:01,591
[police siren wailing] last seen throwing a fit and escaping her wedding party.
879
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,393
Suspect is considered mad, volatile,
880
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:05,228
and potentially wearing white.
881
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:07,764
She's probably got
cold feet.
No, no didn't get
cold feet.
882
00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:08,965
Love: She ain't there, though.
883
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,334
Do you know where she at?
Not exactly.
884
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,637
Ain't you got some
police friends you can call?
885
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:15,438
A woman is missing, people!
886
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,176
No matter what, this wedding
is definitely happening.
887
00:36:19,178 --> 00:36:21,344
Man, you in denial.
888
00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:23,980
100k says it has to be.
[exhales sharply]
889
00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:25,949
love: At least darryl
is holding it together.
890
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,952
I am about to (bleep) my pants.
Like, seriously.
891
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,854
Love: When you gotta go,
you gotta go.
892
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:33,123
She'll be here.
She ain't that crazy.
893
00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:35,992
Okay, maybe she is,
but I doubt she do it today.
894
00:36:35,994 --> 00:36:38,361
Maybe.
Perhaps.
895
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:40,964
She'll be here! She better.
[indistinct chatter]
896
00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,766
love:
You keep the faith, russell!
897
00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:45,101
Mama be here just in case.
[chuckles]
898
00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:47,337
russell: I'm gonna stand
up there 'til she get here.
899
00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:49,339
Hopefully, the bride's okay.
900
00:36:49,341 --> 00:36:51,074
I must admit,
I'm a little nervous
901
00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:52,976
that she may not come.
[clock ticking]
902
00:36:52,978 --> 00:36:55,278
man over intercom: They're here. We're about to start.
903
00:36:55,947 --> 00:37:00,066
♪♪
904
00:37:00,068 --> 00:37:05,272
love:
And still no sign of the bride!
905
00:37:05,274 --> 00:37:07,107
Russell: Right now,
we're playing a waiting game.
906
00:37:07,109 --> 00:37:09,809
Uh, the bride's running
a little late.
907
00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,144
Love: Just a little.
908
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,346
She wanted these praise dancers
so bad,
909
00:37:13,348 --> 00:37:14,714
but she's not even here
to see it.
910
00:37:14,716 --> 00:37:16,249
Everything looks wonderful
and all that.
911
00:37:16,251 --> 00:37:17,684
Sure cost a lot of money.
But right now,
912
00:37:17,686 --> 00:37:19,185
we're just waiting around,
trying to see
913
00:37:19,187 --> 00:37:20,887
what's gonna be the next move.
914
00:37:20,889 --> 00:37:23,490
Love: You are so out
of moves right now.
915
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:25,992
You one step away
from becoming a meme.
916
00:37:28,363 --> 00:37:32,432
Russell:
I must admit, I'm a little
nervous that she may not come.
917
00:37:32,434 --> 00:37:34,734
Love: Listen baby,
these things happen.
918
00:37:34,736 --> 00:37:37,470
Even a detective
as fine as yourself.
919
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:39,806
Let me give you
my digits real quick.
920
00:37:39,808 --> 00:37:41,841
[engine revs]
921
00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:44,978
[tires squeal]
922
00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:46,246
damn it!
923
00:37:46,248 --> 00:37:48,782
I was...Pretty upset.
924
00:37:48,784 --> 00:37:50,317
Everybody else
got their stuff done.
925
00:37:50,319 --> 00:37:52,752
I didn't get my stuff done.
I had nowhere to go,
926
00:37:52,754 --> 00:37:55,221
so we ended up
going to my aunt's place.
927
00:37:55,223 --> 00:37:57,691
I needed to get myself together.
I needed a break
928
00:37:57,693 --> 00:38:01,695
because nobody's doing
what I need them to do.
929
00:38:01,697 --> 00:38:04,931
I just, I-I needed to step away.
I needed a breather.
930
00:38:04,933 --> 00:38:06,700
Love: Never mind all that, girl.
931
00:38:06,702 --> 00:38:09,970
You looking like
a stack of cash, honey, yas.
932
00:38:09,972 --> 00:38:14,040
[hip hop version of pachelbel's
"canon in d" plays]
russell: As I look at her,
I'm not thinking about a budget.
933
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:16,409
And I'm looking into
those beautiful brown eyes,
934
00:38:16,411 --> 00:38:21,614
and it's like
this is where I need to be.
935
00:38:21,616 --> 00:38:24,651
Oh, my god, this is it.
I love this man.
936
00:38:24,653 --> 00:38:27,754
[music winds down]
love:
Good thing you showed up, then.
937
00:38:27,756 --> 00:38:31,558
I, russell, have taken you,
stacy, to be my wife.
938
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,259
You only have one time
939
00:38:33,261 --> 00:38:35,996
to get it right.
In plenty and in want.
940
00:38:35,998 --> 00:38:39,265
And I feel like
we got it right.
941
00:38:39,267 --> 00:38:41,801
-In sickness and in health.
-We love each other.
942
00:38:41,803 --> 00:38:43,136
I love the hell outta him,
943
00:38:43,138 --> 00:38:45,305
and I know he loves
the hell outta me...
944
00:38:45,307 --> 00:38:47,240
As long as we both
shall live.
945
00:38:47,242 --> 00:38:50,310
...And that's on life.
946
00:38:50,312 --> 00:38:52,445
Russell, what do you bring
as a sign of your promise?
947
00:38:52,447 --> 00:38:54,647
-Rings. Ching, ching.
-Rings! [laughs]
948
00:38:54,649 --> 00:38:59,119
[shrieking]
love:
At least she's back on track
for what's really important.
949
00:38:59,121 --> 00:39:00,720
You may kiss your bride.
950
00:39:00,722 --> 00:39:05,592
[upbeat music plays]
[cheering]
951
00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:08,294
love: Stacy finally got
her dream wedding,
952
00:39:08,296 --> 00:39:11,297
and russell got....Stacy.
953
00:39:11,299 --> 00:39:12,999
Can we get over
all this mushy (bleep)
954
00:39:13,001 --> 00:39:14,334
'cause y'all gonna have me
crying'...
955
00:39:14,336 --> 00:39:16,970
[laughing] like, for real.
956
00:39:16,972 --> 00:39:18,972
Spoken like a true
bridezilla.
957
00:39:18,974 --> 00:39:20,273
[exhales sharply]
958
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:25,845
♪♪
959
00:39:25,847 --> 00:39:28,515
emcee:
Mr. And mrs. Russell gray!
960
00:39:28,517 --> 00:39:32,786
[cheering]
961
00:39:32,788 --> 00:39:35,155
I'm married to this
wonderful man next to me,
962
00:39:35,157 --> 00:39:37,791
and I feel absolutely amazing.
963
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:40,193
Amazing!
[chuckling]
964
00:39:40,195 --> 00:39:42,328
I-I-I --
I got everything --
I'm not done yet.
965
00:39:42,330 --> 00:39:43,897
[laughs]
966
00:39:43,899 --> 00:39:45,932
y'all know I can't dance!
967
00:39:45,934 --> 00:39:47,567
But I'mma acting like I can.
968
00:39:47,569 --> 00:39:49,936
Love:
It's a good thing you pretty.
969
00:39:52,641 --> 00:39:56,076
Baby, I just want to know how
good do I look in this dress?
970
00:39:56,078 --> 00:39:58,445
Tell me
'cause I need to know.
971
00:39:58,447 --> 00:40:01,681
Love: Or tell the tailor
who worked a minor miracle,
972
00:40:01,683 --> 00:40:04,317
and minor miracles sure
don't come cheap, russell.
973
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:07,554
[cash register dinging]
I'm just trying to figure out
how much this dress cost
974
00:40:07,556 --> 00:40:10,623
'cause I'm sure there's another
cost associated with it.
Are you kidding me?
975
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,292
[chuckling]
are you really serious?
976
00:40:12,294 --> 00:40:15,695
Russell, that dress
is the least of your problems.
977
00:40:15,697 --> 00:40:17,163
We spent...
978
00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:18,798
She spent.
...Probably about
979
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,701
$100--
$110,000 to $120,000.
980
00:40:21,703 --> 00:40:23,803
[high-pitched]
(bleep) damn!
981
00:40:25,774 --> 00:40:27,640
[cash register dings]
from the food
982
00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:30,844
to the décor
to the praise dancers,
983
00:40:30,846 --> 00:40:32,011
to the painters.
984
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,680
That's gonna be amazing.
Oh, yeah.
985
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:36,149
Absolutely.
That's perfect.
986
00:40:36,151 --> 00:40:39,252
Then there's darryl.
987
00:40:39,254 --> 00:40:41,855
Love: Watch out, darryl.
She's coming for you.
988
00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:43,490
[slurping]
989
00:40:46,428 --> 00:40:47,961
darryl.
990
00:40:51,466 --> 00:40:54,267
Hell yeah!
[chuckling] yes!
991
00:40:54,269 --> 00:40:55,768
Dude...
992
00:40:59,741 --> 00:41:02,242
You did it, darryl.
How you feelin'?
993
00:41:02,244 --> 00:41:05,979
This is definitely
my last stacy production,
994
00:41:05,981 --> 00:41:08,214
my last stacy event --
995
00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:10,183
guy stacy, girl stacys.
996
00:41:10,185 --> 00:41:11,684
Even if your last name
is stacy.
997
00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:13,653
If you live on stacy street.
998
00:41:13,655 --> 00:41:15,255
I don't wanna talk to you.
999
00:41:15,257 --> 00:41:20,260
[cheering]
1000
00:41:20,262 --> 00:41:23,396
love:
Now that there's an official
wrap on the stacy production,
1001
00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:25,765
it's time for
the playback clapback.
1002
00:41:25,767 --> 00:41:28,201
Starting with her
creative director, darryl.
1003
00:41:28,203 --> 00:41:31,804
I want praise dancers.
1004
00:41:31,806 --> 00:41:33,907
This bitch is crazy.
[shrieks]
1005
00:41:33,909 --> 00:41:37,076
-[laughs]
-I cannot believe
1006
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:40,146
he would go to the extent
to call me a "b" -- a "b!"
1007
00:41:40,148 --> 00:41:42,315
[high-pitched] I'm like,
"who he talking about?!
1008
00:41:42,317 --> 00:41:46,085
This is what I've wanted
my entire life.
1009
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,353
Russell:
She crazy as hell.
1010
00:41:47,355 --> 00:41:49,289
Wait a minute, hold on.
I heard that.
1011
00:41:49,291 --> 00:41:51,090
Did you tell me
I was crazy?!
[laughing]
1012
00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:53,459
love: Hold up, though.
Remember this?
1013
00:41:53,461 --> 00:41:56,329
I'm sick of you right now.
Get out.
1014
00:41:56,331 --> 00:41:59,933
We're not getting married.
Mm-hmm.
Hi.
1015
00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:02,669
I was just a little emotional
at that time.
1016
00:42:02,671 --> 00:42:04,470
Baby, I'm sorry.
Mm-hmm.
1017
00:42:04,472 --> 00:42:07,707
Love: So, come on girl.
Did anyone give you two gifts?
1018
00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:10,643
Russell right here even
got me a couple of gifts
1019
00:42:10,645 --> 00:42:12,245
'cause he knew better.
He knew better.
1020
00:42:12,247 --> 00:42:14,380
But I did.
I'm -- I-I expect two gifts.
1021
00:42:14,382 --> 00:42:15,882
[scoffs]
nothin' less.
1022
00:42:15,884 --> 00:42:18,484
By the way,
hi, detective yum yum.
1023
00:42:18,486 --> 00:42:20,954
Listen here, honey.
Let me tell you somin.
1024
00:42:20,956 --> 00:42:23,489
This one right here.
You can't have him, boo.
1025
00:42:23,491 --> 00:42:26,726
He is yummy.
Yum yum to whose tummy?
1026
00:42:26,728 --> 00:42:28,828
Mine.
So no, no honey.
1027
00:42:28,830 --> 00:42:30,697
No, no.
Ain't that right baby?
1028
00:42:30,699 --> 00:42:32,799
Mwah. That's my baby.
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