Original subtitles

Hey!

Over here!

What does it take to be a real hero?

For most, it is enough to be strong and courageous.

To have super powers and a cool costume. Catch criminals and save the day.

And if that's all it takes ...

... then Antboy does perfectly well, if I do say so myself.

But the easier it becomes being Mediterranean Lund's protector -

- the harder it is to be Pelle Nohr Mann.

- He won't show up! - Yes, he will! The film hasn't started.

I should be watching the trailer to the new Marvel movies.

Hurry, Pelle!

- We can still make it. - Sorry I'm late.

- There was just something that came up ... - Pelle, your jacket...

The game is over, Flea.

- Sorry. - It is okay.

This is the worst film I have ever seen. The comic is better.

Then why have you seen it four times?

How can you eat so much without getting fat?

- Cardio. - Where are you going?

I have found Amazing Spiderman number 129 on Amazon.

I have the Danish version, but not the original from 1974.

Why don't you download them?

Do you know how many trees fell to make them?

- You save trees. We save the world. - Pelle does.

Without me there would be no Antboy.

I am Oracle, Lucius Fox and Alfred Pennyworth all in one.

- I don't know what that is. - Of course you don't.

- Relax, you two! - See you, Pelle.

See you.

- Will you go with me to the party tomorrow? - I do not know really.

It is probably a bummer party, but it would be fun if we went there.

- Together? - Yes...

So... the two of us?

Yes. Why not?

- Ida...? - Yes?

There's something I want to ask you.

I need to fix something.

- Check out her clothes. - She makes them herself.

Total weirdo.

Oops. The ice princess has fallen and can't get up?

Now she'll certainly start weeping... like a crybaby.

-Leave me alone. - "Leave me alone."

Awesome skating, four-eyes.

Didn't you hear what she said ?!

Antboy...

Get him!

Have a nice trip, princess.

Here, you can't see without these.

What is your name?

Maria.

Are you okay, Maria?

- You smell like vanilla. - What?

Ummm...

Antboy? Antboy, wait.

- How can I thank you? - I was just doing my job.

There's a party at my school tomorrow. Will you come as my guest?

Um...

- I don't really know. - I'm your biggest fan.

It would mean everything to me. Would you please?

Please say yes!

I can ... well, well...

Yes!

What happened to the TV?

- There is something I must show you. - You'll never guess what happened today.

It's something I have been working on for a long time.

Voila!

- the lux-reflector? - Yes.

But it's a whole new prototype constructed in a completely different material -

- in my favorite daughter's... favorite color.

The electrical impulses direct light around the surface to camouflage the fabric.

It makes me impossible to see.

- Invisible? - Yes.

The ultimate camouflage.

Are you ready?

It's not floating, Mary. I'm the one doing it.

I am invisible!

I'm over here, Maria. Isn't it amazing?

Father?

I can still see you.

Antboy ...

It's not so easy to be Antboy.

- Things fall apart when I pee. - There is something I must show you.

This is made of acid-resistant material. You can pee in it when you are out.

What am I supposed to do with a pee thing that size!

- We can not go to the party. - Why not?

- The crime rate is high now. - It's just because you do not want to.

- No, but evil shows up ... -... when you least expect it.

It's just... Sometimes I must also be allowed to be myself.

Kale Chips...?

- How old are you? - Hey.

Hey, Pelle. This is Christian. He has just started school here.

- Namaste, Pelle. - Eh... You too...?

Christian's family are Buddhists.

- Are you sick? - No, it's just a little... cough.

If you have a cold, you should try some chai with yak butter.

I myself do not consume animal products any more.

- Are you vegan? - Yes of course. Aren't you?

- No, I'm only vegetarian. - Vegans ... aren't they giant lizards?

Those are varans. A vegan eats no food and wears no clothes which come from animals.

Why should a sheep be without its wool, so that you can put clothes on your body?

My sweater is made of bamboo yarn. It gives better karma.

Okay ...

- See you tonight, right? - What about that girl?

- What girl? - The one from the ice rink.

- I forgot. - It is okay.

Just stop by my house before. You can help me with what (songs) to play.

- Is six o'clock okay? - It works nicely.

I'll See you there.

- Hello? - It's Wilhelm.

- There was a burglary at the Mediterranean Lund Bank. - How do you know?

I listen to a police scanner. Their getaway car is long gone.

- I am too. - No you are not. I am tracking you.

Wilhelm! I'm going to be at Ida's soon.

I made a playlist with her favorite songs and ...

Fine! But forget about it. What if some poor old man's life-savings was stolen?

Okay! I'm on my way. See you at the party.

Delayed. Sorry. See you at the party. Pelle.

It's hopeless.

I give up.

- It's completely ... - Dad?

- Did you make it? - Mmm.

Your mother's favorite perfume.

She mixed it herself.

Pinks. Orange Flowers. And marigolds from the garden.

- And vanilla. - Yes, vanilla.

When I smell it, it's almost like I remember her.

If only she could see you now.

She would be so proud.

Are you waiting for someone? You're the one, who's supposed to have a date with Antboy, right?

Yes.

- Do you seriously think he's coming? - It's just a play for attention

And she needs every trick she has with that ugly dress.

- Hey. - Hey.

Is Pelle here?

- So I'm here. - You had another appointment.

- Sorry, I could not come. - It is okay. Christian helped me.

Wait till you hear this.

Pelle, wait.

Two seconds.

"I saw you the other day, and you looked at me ,,,"

"There was magic in the air..."

(The crowd boos)

There's a party at my school tomorrow. Will you come as my guest?

You have a date with Antboy, right?

Do you seriously think he's coming?

I'm your biggest fan. It would mean everything to me.

Mother's perfume...

Dear Maria. Be sweet to throw this pile of scrap metal out for me.

I can not bring myself to do it. Hugs, father.

- Are you sure this is a good idea? - Yes. Why?

Are you afraid?

What if he finds out?

What if he escapes?

I have read he can jump over an apartment building.

Yeah, right. You damn well can't read.

Do you think it is true that he drank blood?

Shut up!

Yes, yes.

It's him. The Flea.

He was just about to smash Antboy. The little pissant creep.

I wish he had done it.

Check out his mother. She looks like a zombie.

(Floor creaks)

What was that?

You should'nt have said that about his mother.

You do not believe in ghost stories, do you?

- No ... - Yes, you do! Uhh...

Beware! Mrs Gæmelkrå coming to get you.

- Why don't we just take somthing and leave? - No.

This here, this is our place now.

- Look at that. - that's crazy!

What the hell was that?

Lucanus... Cervus (Stag Beetle).

Ouch! The little bastard bit me!

- Where is the beast! - Catch it!

- What? - I want it.

- Come on! - Yes Yes. Shut up already.

Aiee! damn, man!

- What's wrong with you? - I feel ... weird.

Have you told Ida how you feel?

- What do you mean? - It's okay, Pelle.

Can I sit here?

I understand you. There are many cute girls, but Ida is something special.

- Kale Chips? - No thanks.

- Have you told her that you like her? - No not yet.

Good. And you shouldn't.

I shouldn't?

You seem like a nice guy, and I'm sure Ida likes you -

- but only as a friend.

- Did she say that? - No.

An I'm sure she won't. It's just that girls like Ida aren't for guys like you.

You are just a little too... ordinary.

- Ordinary? - Yes, well...

- Ida needs someone a little more ... - Like you?

Exactly. I knew that we would understand each other, Pelle.

See you.

Hey, girls!

Hey, girls! I hope your parents have really good insurance!

Because this is expensive!

What is TT for? Total twats?

Hey, I asked you a question. What is TT for?

Terror Twins.

Now you're not so flippant, huh?

Get ready to die.

What's happening?

- I can't stand it. - What the hell are you doing?

You?

You were there...

... and you let them laugh at me. You're going to regret that.

Terror Twins? Could it have something to do with the Flea?

He's in jail.

Joker performed his most cunning plans while he sat inside a cell.

I thought that Flea was my archenemy.

But it's not him. It is Christian.

- My powers are useless against him. - Tell Ida that you like her.

- You are more afraid of girls than I am. - I'm just trying to help.

What if he's right? What, if Ida likes him more than me?

You are Antboy, Mediterranean Lund's protector. He plays guitar -

- but you are the superhero.

Hey, Ida. Do you have time to talk for a moment?

There is something I want to ask you.

No, Pelle...

Why won't you play with me anymore?

You crybaby! Not too old to play with teddy bears?

I know who you are, Antboy. I know all your secrets.

You think you can hide behind your ugly mask.

Stay away from Ida.

Otherwise, I'll make sure, you both regret it.

You can not hide from me, Pelle Nohr-Mann.

Hello, beautiful.

Hello.

- You are really delectable. - Thank you.

Will you come home with me and eat pancakes?

Okay.

- She was after me! - The ghost?

- What if Mrs Gæmelkrå is punishing me? - So she made you lose your pants?

It's not funny, Wilhelm! She killed Mr. Pooh.

Mr. Pooh?

Yes, it's no more embarrassing than you playing with your dolls.

I was only dusting them! And they are action figures.

When I got my strength, you couldn't talk about anything else besides mutants.

- But this you wont believe ?! - Look at this.

- How many times do you need to see it? - Once more.

Wait, what was that?

There!

Are you aware of how crazy this is?

I have read about the supernatural, but that I should actually see a poltergeist...

And a Fury. It comes from the Latin, which means rage.

It's a revenge goddess.

In the paranormal world it is a woman from the grave.

She said that she would make trouble for Ida.

You need some things when chasing a ghost.

An EMF measuring device, can display electromagnetic interference.

Thermographic glasses, will show radical differences in temperature.

People give off heat, and ghosts emit cold.

Finally an EVP recorder, that records voices from the beyond.

- Now we wait. - For what?

Close Encounters.

Pelle, wait! I am sorry about what happened in the canteen.

I can not talk now, Ida.

- Why are you so weird? - Leave me alone.

Is it because of Christian?

Just leave me alone.

What the hell are you doing?

It's not a fury! It's a human!

There!

She ran that way!

- I am inside. - Copy that. Be careful in there.

"The Nature of Light: Secret of Invisibility."

"By Rustam Musajev."

It's him ... He is the Fury.

(A door is opens)

Antboy?

- Why are you following me? - It must be a mistake...

The only thing mistaken, is you. Do not threaten me!

You must not threaten Ida!

Look out!

Wilhelm, call an ambulance!

- Albert Gæmelkrå... - Who asks?

- A friend. - I have no friends.

Neither do I, but I have an enemy.

- Antboy. - Piss Ant.

I can help you to get revenge on him.

How so?

Impressive trick.

- What do you want? - How do I destroy Antboy?

He has lied to me and humiliated me.

Now my father is in the hospital. It's all Antboy's fault.

I hate him. I hate him!

What a temper. I like that.

Maybe I can point you in the right direction.

I have two admirers calling themselves the Terror Twins.

They have been humiliated by Antboy -

- and they despise him, just like you do.

I told them about the Hercules Project, which gave me my strength.

I promised them a taste, if they helped me with the pest.

How could they help me?

You must not use their brains, but their strength.

Judging from their mutations they have been bitten by one of my animals.

Lucanus Cervus. The Stag Beetle.

The male is one of the world's largest and strongest beetles.

Its armored body is built to fight.

Built to win.

And it crushes everything in its path.

An ant has no chance against them.

But Antboy beat them.

They need to grow big and strong .

Like Antboy they need nourishment -

- if they are to achieve their full potential and keep their strength.

Sap.

What does Antboy need?

Sugar.

- I don't want to talk about the Fury any more. - I thought it was a lady.

- He voted no on that subject. - Why, did he tell you so?

Does it matter? - I stopped him.

I hacked into the hospital database. He has broken his leg.

I do not have time for this right now. I am going to ...

- To what? - It does not matter. See you.

Ida ...

My sense of smell is better than others'.

Much better, actually.

When I get to school, I can smell what people have eaten for breakfast -

- or whether they have bathed.

But then I close my eyes, and I can always find you.

I can recognize your scent anywhere -

- and it's the best smell in the world.

- You're really good. - Shall I teach you?

I don't think I could.

- What is your favorite song? - I do not know.

Come on. I'll show you, how to play it.

Hey... Why don't you answer your Antcom?

What's wrong?

- What do I get back? - What do you mean?

I do so much for this town, and all I get back is bruising.

You make Mediterranean Lund a better place.

For everyone else, maybe. But not for me.

- That's how is it to be a superhero. - What do you know about it?

Sometimes I wish that I was bitten by the ant.

But I do not know if I could do the things Antboy does.

Even though I had his super powers.

Being a hero is not just about being strong and protecting women.

It's about doing the right thing. Even though it is hard and it hurts.

A real hero is the one that allows all of us on the outside -

- to feel that we are not alone. That there is someone who is an outsider like us.

that makes us want to to be more like him.

The world needs Antboy. And I do, too.

What's wrong, Antboy? Are you afraid? Are you?

Fuck! how cool, man. Right between the eyes.

- We just about had him. - What the hell are you doing?

(Music starts to play)

That was funny Alan... I was just about to jump on it.

Hello?

Who the hell are you?

This is our place.

NO! This is my house.

Mrs. Gæmelkrå...? Sorry, Mark called you a zombie

- He did not mean it. - And you call yourself a Terror Twin.

You do not know what real fear is.

But I'll teach you, unless you do as I say.

- What do you want? - To crush Antboy.

Make him a fool in front of the whole town and squash him -

- like the tiny insect, he is.

How?

By taking his powers away from him and giving them to you.

Drink this.

Let's see how super you are without your sugar.

Hello?

Pelle, is that you?

Hello?

Are you there?

Are you okay that the ham in your croque-monsieur comes from a dead pig?

NO!

Are you satisfied that your omelet comes from a battery of hens?

- No! - Me neither!

That is Why we must fight to ensure that the management changes our canteen to 100% organic!

Yes!

- Hello? - Hey, it's Wilhelm.

- I have sent you a link. - I can not hear you.

Check my mail. Tap the link.

- What happened? - I do not know.

You must help me to free him.

Ida?

The signal in his Antcom comes from Gæmelkrå's house.

- Ida? - I have to go.

- What do you mean? - Pelle need help.

Ida!

- You're choosing that loser instead of me? - Let go of me!

I have scraped tea off of my shoes that has more personality than that loser.

Ida! I'm trying to save the world!

What has that little loser ever done?

Citizens of Mediterranean Lund.

I think that Antboy suits you.

You think he is just and good.

But I know that's not true.

He is a lying weakling, who only think of himself.

I'll show you who he really is.

No...

NO!

- What the hell is going on? - I can not see anything.

- What did you do? - It was not me.

- Look out, you idiot! - Watch out yourself!

Belt ...

You have urinated in it.

Wilhelm, my strength is gone, even if I eat sugar.

It's sugar-less.

- What are you waiting for? - Ida?

- Pelle! - Ida!

Wilhelm, I can not get the door! Find any sugar.

What's wrong?

Can't you see me?

I can see you.

Antboy...

There must be something sugar somewhere.

(Hears a noise)

I thought you liked me! I thought you were different!

You're just like all the others!

Pelle!

You can not ignore me any more Antboy! And you can not get away.

Now you know how it feels, Pelle. To be all alone.

To have the whole world against you.

You smell of vanilla.

Is that you, Maria?

I know how you feel. You probably don't think so -

- but I feel like I'm an outsider all the time.

Like I don't matter. Or that I'm invisible.

It was not my intention to make you sad.

I'm sorry.

- Pelle! - Now it's my turn.

Over here, your stupid fool.

Help me, Pelle!

Ida, I'm coming ...

Pelle...?

- Ida! - Save me.

Stop!

- He's had enough! - No...

Well if it isn't the little ice princess. Or should I call you Mrs Gæmelkrå?

- If you do not... - then what?

You won't give me any more sap? It is okay. I have lots!

Gæmelkrå's secret room is filled with it. I do not need you.

So disappear before I do the same to you that I do to him!

Get out!

Give up now, Antboy. You do not have a chance...

Say goodnight, Antb...

- Where the hell are you? - We have to stop him.

Here's your chocolate.

Are you ready?

Ready.

Ida...

Ida!

Ida!

Come on, Ida.

Wilhelm... She is not breathing.

Come on, Ida.

- You saved me. - You saved me first.

And you did too.

Maria...?

I'm sorry for what I've done.

I do not know how I can make up for it.

I promise never to use the suit again.

Besides all of this, it is pretty cool.

I think I have a better idea.

The two young men known as the Terror Twins -

- received a sentence of 1,000 hours community service for particularly serious vandalism.

It is still unknown ...

Piss Ant

What does it mean to be a real hero?

Is it to be strong and courageous?

To have super powers and a cool outfit?

Or is it the person hiding behind the mask that actually matters most?

Or under the cloak of invisibility?

- What if the twins come back? - Without sap they lose their powers.

I'll keep an eye on them anyway.

- Ida ...? - Yes ...?

There is something I want to ask you.

- You have to go. - No.

- I'm not going anywhere. - Why not?

I have a friend who can take care of it.

Who are you?

I am the Red Furie.