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who

nice timing everything alright mmm major

fight in the car I don't want to living

in you house where you have no choice my

dear would you do this is our dream

house settle it here yeah she had a book

signing in town what she dropped by on

her way home with a present you know

mother

there is a queue around the block I

thought I'd stick to just scribbling my

name people would linger on and ask

about their bad news

price of fame a mother tells many bitter

book not bad for a morning's work what

do you think of it oh I love it it's

exquisite yes I thought it would look

well in here and these are inspired

three in five minutes miss children this

is my Michelle by the way in giving me a

hand on a half day no mr. Jordan too

much for me on my own thanks Gwen and

Michelle you've done wonders no I'm just

glad you kept me on I like a family got

a bit dull doing for the major on his

own

stepping out his girlfriend's a framer

helped to Michel talking the curtains

were meant for upstairs for the effect

is lovely let me tell you my ideas for

the garden

the general expected be no hard edges

don't you think everything curved and

rounded the lawns their borders well

we'll have to clear some space fur we of

course but we should have our plan ready

by the autumn now here blue and cream

mostly wouldn't you say and and over

there well yeah you could make a case

for some small azaleas unless you're

totally opposed are you descent the

color especially in the early morning

studio but last into yourself

how's it feel in everything don't even

know if I want to paint started to see

another pointless myself at me people

like them act lightly to motive yeah

will it'll come back promise

maybe I'll leave it for a while throw

myself into village life tell me good

why not

I'll go charming quite charming the

interior decoration was not major Murray

French is strong point

the place was crying out for a facelift

this is my wife Alice lady Unwin of

Pitkin Park how do you do my dear you

have a gift I'm afraid with Dylan

terrible mother don't speak to me of

muddle our youngest is just back from

New York with enough luggage to fill a

liner and I'm not exaggerating when I

say she's spread it over the entire

house which is why I'm calling on you

also have regis lee soon after you've

moved in could you possibly do you think

come to a dinner party I'm giving for

her at the park Saturday week 8 o'clock

that's very kind of we'd love to lady

ugly thank you suspended you're just the

right sort of age you'll see toda our

daughter can't now accuses of having a

guest list entirely composed of old

fogies well Saturday week then I knew it

your mother is the great Cecily Jordan

the gun yes that's right and I won't

even actually quite shame is about

exploiting the connection you think

should ever stoop to talking to our

little flower people here or perhaps a

brains trust for the hospital scram sure

she'd be delighted have generous goodbye

dear

you bye lady Unwin and it's Margo please

you're both too pretty

by Camela when Martin goes brought her

here that chai gauche girl watching and

promising background commercial miss one

being so close victim Ahava isn't so far

I drove there in an hour the other day

though best let him get on with him what

do you mean I mean it was time for

change from the old habits that his was

yes Alice was worn a little hemmed in

maybe she wasn't too well Alice had mild

postnatal depression and also if she was

hemmed in cottage was too small for a

family I suggested they move really

Richard you know nothing about it you're

away half the time you come back here

and make all these pronouncements

you

Church is the place to start for village

activities flower rotor cleaning rotor

graveyard working party as a village

fete in a few weeks you want to put

yourself down as a helper how do I do

that just give you names lady Unwin

she's the organizer you'll be seeing her

Saturday night she knew everything that

goes on this is a village mrs. Jordan

we're not all boring old traditional

around here you know I'm sorry Rosie

Barton's the name Oh Alice Jordan there

is life beyond the W I am making

chocolate brownies for the village fete

I've never made a chocolate brownie in

my heart good for you of course I

consider the bit of a rebel

you'll hear terrible things about me

round here only some of which are true

terrible thing I'm that woman who runs

the village wives group you know yoga

consciousness-raising whatever that is

I'll drop in some bump ciao ha ha

I look terrible include through wrong

you look lovely as honey those are

potential would be a butler

Alice my dear you look charmed rate do

meet Alice and Martin Jordan are new

colors I told Alice has made the gray

house look so pretty and I always

believe what my wife tells me how do you

know Henry our land agent yes of course

ever since he took my girl away from me

rocks but um you ended up with Alice

what more do you want

hello Henry where's Juliet dressing room

Alice upstairs first on the left

it's no big deal Alice young winds do

this sort of thing the way we put on

scrambled eggs I wish we were having

scrambled egg just with you and Henry no

one's even going to notice the likes of

us it's all eyes on the prodigal

daughter tonight when who's that from

America

hmm they thought she got herself nicely

shackled at last some American

millionaire wedding bells in the offing

then she suddenly shows up alone looking

like Garbo into her mind you two in turn

on the charm and the village loves her

that's good to have you so close honest

ready yeah

into the fray

now I'd like to split you up to between

you experience most of our little group

race darling Martin and I think you

should beat closer first Alice dear she

sat at Oprah so good with people he

heard her say hello to mrs. Jordan how

do you do

Your Mother and Margot had aborted

terrifying muddled back from America

Marvin Green terrorized by yes well I

did ask her to be especially nice to

Simon his father's been so generous to

the hospice poor can I introduce you to

next do meet my great friend lettuce

devrel alice joy hello

that's exactly how I would choose to

look if ever I bothered about clothes

that is which of course I'm doomed

the rector Peter Morris Alyce Jordan how

do you do how do you do these are the

good chaps if you ignore the God bitch

of it oh well lettuce is good too if

somewhat tediously pagan I won't ask you

if you've settled in because I know it

takes far more time than you have

I wish a to newcomers that the English

village provides the severe least

possible test of love thy neighbor

Oh

diagnosed when I have a soft spot for

pretty young mothers we thought Clara

was ready to get on with the whole

business turns out we're wrong does

anyone know the cure for a broken heart

dangerous what well is always a senior

partnership in a country law practice

stopping limit don't you ever want to

break out I don't think I could pay that

price huh I've got nothing to be a

little crazy and irresponsible man you'd

have to convince me of that I think I

was quite a night wasn't it I thought

you did better than me at dinner so I

let myself get hijacked it's got a

powerful girl I thought it was bloody

rude come on you'll like it when you get

to know her better I can be bothered

okay forget we can't afford to fall out

with the Unwin Dennis any Optima

guarding up a lovely

I'm sorry we really must get this big

thing sorted out Alice I don't know

what's wrong with me isn't just bed it's

me you're tired that's all

Almighty God who has given us grace at

this time with one Accord to make our

common supplications unto thee

fulfilling our Lord the desires and

petitions of thy servants as may be most

expedient for them granting us in this

world knowledge of thy truth and in the

world to come life everlasting

hi all right I came to see Alice oh

she's gone to church shall I wait or did

you have enough of me last night enough

of you impossible

hello mommy mommy plugged it here

loader she's very good caller said she

does when she waters balloon hello Alice

Madam's up to scratch and she let me try

her she they come from New York I better

take them off her she will spoil him

fine really

where's daddy he's finding us a wine she

connects to me I've fallen deeply in

love with your children okay with you if

I stay at lunch oh please stay Claire to

have daddy clean up Charlie who's not

very well they kept to laughing I've

never been that close to a nappy before

or a leg of lamb you better check it the

right way up in the oven why don't you

go upstairs and wash your hands get

ready for lunch I don't mind if you stay

I really came to say I'm sorry I behaved

like a pig last night well we've got it

Alice we have a guest for lunch I know

so how was church quiet good make a

change from around here hmm

Oh toad and I managed to get the land

banged in somehow they were riot really

don't run a tangled up know what she

told me

but

what

oh you're paint I used to I don't know

did you exhibit I worked on Commission

what happened don't it's not important

of course it's important Alice why are

you giving me such a hard time you made

me feel like a fool last night and

you're doing it again now I don't like

it that's all I behaved badly I said

that I just do these things sometimes

how I am whatever you felt last night

you didn't look like a fool

yes little monster so excuse for showing

up here you don't need an extensional

I'm around

fine this isn't about Darwin breakfast

things are still on the tape joined the

sleep police mother noun our breakfast

is a moveable feast not for the star I

shall be in the library of the village

fete committee have you thought yet what

your contribution might be to the fete

not yet but it's on my mind

day and night morning ha you look better

got some unfurled you well they might

stroll down to the home farm good idea

get some exercise I need to talk to you

I've got a bit of a cash crisis we'll

fix that up later you go to the farm get

some fresh air

Alice I've strapped Charlie in the car

oh now I hope you have a good day

then my best wishes to your mother how'd

it squish it accept my love I write a

movie The Orchard orphans from the park

will you adopt her hens be orphans

I always pose look after them put her

with a pair of them they don't take much

I wasn't out from the palm Hill Google

run fair enough

Alice

liking to be outnumbered yeah well I

better be going

let's see what this connects position

I'm taking the children to reading to

see my mother birthday let me come I'll

share the driving is an arm true circle

I'm going to be killed over the break-up

forbid I'm sorry you can't possibly it

wouldn't work he just wouldn't James

Natasha

she'll be coming round the mountain

coming man Maggie she'll be coming round

the mountain when she comes

yeah ha

what is it about your mother she

complains lovely grandpa had girlfriend

until Iranian knit that same day mummy

and daddy got married

they're handsome couple

sheriff all the Jordans are glamorous

Alif was very young too young I wanted

her to finish college see a bit more of

the world first but they offered her an

easy lay Hey Martin's mother Cecily she

was all for it a marriage I didn't blame

Alice it was a battlefield here

she got out earlier and certainly found

them the perfect cottage fix Dallas up

with some commissions from her friends

and it all turned out well in the end

you know what that need

why did Aleph stop painting

oh there Daphne she wasn't very well

after Charlie was born

Cecily took over

seen anything of your father my Felicity

had adopting for Alex turns put up with

lecturing despite me probably he'll

enjoy cutting my alarms I'm glad you're

making new friends Alice it's the first

time you've brought a friend here since

you were married it's a good time did

you love your father

it plays he loved him too much I wanted

excuse for the girlfriend

I don't even get a job but to make life

healthy him sex must've been terrific at

some point I mean if she ended up

thinking that even torment better than

nothing at all

that's how it goes isn't it

so what do you think what jinx miss

transferring all his legal work to me

all right if you wanted and I take it

you do its financial health nicely up

your street

Rafe and Claire does daddy yes

she got to deal with this you tell me

mother bloody fast worker there wasn't

she cute little things I suppose what a

bit for exactly the lay eggs in time

real dirty warm eggs why not buy real

cold clean ones from mr. Finch like

everyone else she's making herself

pretty useful around here isn't she

she at the loo says she's never dilute

send Alice every move she makes his

worked out if that point for probably

not sorry I've never learnt to share my

toys just watch her that's all now says

she's been pretty wild in her time

shall I be wild I never had the nerve

that kind of nerve requires money good

schools and hordes of ancestors Alice

Alice it's different but I guess you're

different

it's the beginning do you really think

it's got something honestly oh you're

clever clever clever girl what's going

on

is it a celebration Oh silly

no well yes I suppose it did I came to a

started to paint against them too hardly

sounds like a volunteer it was forced

labour I locked her in how inventive of

you oh and this is Claude Unwin closer

this is my mother-in-law Cecily Jordan

I've talked to you about Lauder have you

I've told so little recently Alice I

thought I'd try something different

yeah darling I should have run first of

course but I was longing to see what

you've done with the house and I have

some good news Antony's coming home

Antony really for how long

good Hong Kong is just his charming town

to me

well my eldest son Martin's brother is

it too much to hope that you could fit a

visit in first with the children know

how to minding Antony is once he's

arrived I shall be overwhelmed but it

difficult I'm so busy I've signed on for

so many things at the village you need

more help I've always said I help do you

think help from a friend is entirely

satisfactory Alex doesn't complain no

Alice wouldn't not in her nature you

mean to double figure out for herself I

mean one can direct paid help in the way

one cannot director a friend

darling please let me pay for someone to

live in don't need any more help and of

course I'll bring the children to damage

how about Friday this week hmm perfect

darling is it wise to keep hens there

ruin the planting not seeing a new

friend this morning she thought for the

day clever chap her husband seems to

grasp this financial business at any

rate we'd have to dash off Anna Anna

crossed after all you can't have that

can we

you dashing off I mean

this is a highlight Richards coming home

tonight specially we are honored Oh

tonight we're not staying the night

that's what if you are Natasha my James

E hey granny hand oh I bought champagne

those sweet and the salmon trout I won't

take no for an answer

thanks mister hmm you can look forward

to an exotic supper tonight there mr.

Jordan oh yes miss clover was in buying

herb she's cooking for you she said is

she yeah mrs. Jordan fonder from her

mother-in-law's

she's staying overnight after all that

were the message mr. Jordan suffers no

concern of yours mr. Finch it seems I'm

the last no about my own domestic

arrangements that's village life for you

mr. Jordan the lives life

these are dreadful fellow then running a

village shop is enough to handle the see

nice twits oh I don't know so that bad

let me rather look forward to my evening

forgive your lip oh thank you no my

digestion requires that I walk as much

as possible now by tomorrow the whole

village will know you include I had

dinner together

yes scandal I talk louder from me this

time she went and got a proper job for

job in which she's stretched leaving go

to sleep now so glad you've started

painting again Alice people don't ask

there'll be a rush of commissions once

you've recovered your old touch I don't

want to recover my old touch and I don't

want any more Commission's I'd sooner be

free to develop this new stuff that I'm

doing staff is that your voice or the

voice of you and your friend my own

voice forgive me darling to me it sounds

like a spoiled adolescent I expect

that's because I'm not behaving exactly

as you'd like me to

just look at this girl she's absolutely

radiant the moves and you good at it

hi Alyce rang and said if I couldn't be

bothered to cook I should let you scram

with your own eggs she didn't want to

stay overnight yeah but you wants to

cook my special swag food is fish curry

chopping barn nice wine sure scandal

that's what we're creating here scam

that new experience me well I have led a

sheltered life

unfortunately I mean that well I wonder

a lot of things for Jan such as why and

why this whole business you come into a

family like a bloody whirlwind my wife

perks up starts painting again the kids

have fun I get the biggest career boost

of all time why coincidence looks

no Martin why not guys think I want to

you want it dry

there's Alice of course is house

there'll always be Alice for me well

then it's just a bit of fun that's all

uh-huh had a time off for married life

domestic bliss

do you take much time off none of your

bloody business

well no I don't as a matter of fact

whatever actually

oh I'm sorry for myself the matter

forget it

I think maybe I should skip my own eggs

when will I see you again Alice I'm not

sure um when we're in Cornwall likes

birds not before then not before the

holiday well I really don't have much

time F time too much time I suppose

Richard always seems to be away

there's your work if you keep Vivian

well Anthony will be home do won't stay

long

but when he's here I always think of the

three of you when you were together you

Martin and Anthony especially of you

Alan such a shy girl I'll always be

grateful for what you did for me Cecily

really Oh

I can't believe I did it you look ready

to kill probably was she's frigid of

course Leslie all that gardening just

play sex tidying up nature she tried it

on with people not everything's about

that course it is smart got the

gardening thing to can't stand its

orderly been don't ever wonder about me

oh but the lover in New York I thought

it was generally accepted that no one

might ask a squad well what happened is

he married

Alif he was a woman a woman

and

but everyone said your father said bro

no point in hurting him mama it would

hurt them have I shocked you I don't

know you don't know anything a poor

little Alice don't even know how to live

to me don't you dare patronize me living

isn't just about having a good time

living is about getting on with things

bearing things making things work I have

three children that's living why did you

stop painting I was bored that's all you

were unhappy you were very unhappy when

I met you

I will speak my mind over this business

race leave it to me mother and closer

engaging Martin Jordan to liberate money

from the family trust which is what it

amounts to is simply outrageous

it's only a part of what he'll do it'll

be disastrous for closer and it's unfair

to our brother and sister nonsense she

ought to have financial independence now

not after we done he has it up to a

point it's a work for the rest hmm

really I despair she always gets what

she wants and you'll seem powerless to

refuse her it seems a interviews a

formality Henry says I'll walk it work

will be a cinch huge fees it's like

someone's waived a great big magic wand

no you deserve it everyone knows you're

an excellent lawyer good thing yes

interesting glow to help me to hang out

the washing this morning that must be a

first talk what a bit intense actually

mm-hmm strictly between us she's gonna

be loaded that girl quite soon is she

she didn't say anything about my turning

down her fish khariji what oh no

what do you mean intense oh nothing just

she talked about what she got up to in

New York wild stuff I can imagine no I

nearly did something pretty dark myself

the other night did you I didn't know

all right me and um yes

you

I have a feeling I'm being disproved off

I let it yeah she was home to this how

she used to take the girl for everything

you have my Neverland I hope she thinks

you're clever enough to work it out good

time I dunno

and she's if she's got the head of me do

you mean charlie

hey Charlie smiles today he's teething

Miffy

honey you knowing a thing like that the

would Alice mind doing a stint on the

cake stall at the fade you two maybe

we're doing white elephant together

that's our notice going in now do you

get out of this clutter might make

myself useful for the fam'ly well I

decide what to do with my life that old

thing

life and what to do with it just happens

to most of us yeah well I'll let that be

a warning to me

well we're gonna have to cook trout to

go with that yeah well we whipped Jamie

you can get now oh I've got your rod

James yeah yep new job of Martin what

about it he wants to believe that he got

it on merit he did anyway a par like him

but you chose him yeah I chose him

because like everything else I tried to

do I thought it would make you happy

do you know what I'm saying yes

shall I stop

I think about you all the time I think

about holding you touching you

what do you feel Alice

I feel

I hate it when you leave the room

everything I do with you is more fun

better

if anything I do with anyone else or by

myself

I like myself better

I feel happy

I feel so happy I feel quite

right

that's me offense

he's a heartthrob wanting his lunch

washing he'll dry in no time just got a

squeeze for Quinn Graham before she goes

we picked up me wages thanks Glenn

are you afraid

now

you

come on pick them no sorry this is Las

Vegas I'm looking for the gray house oh

well we turn left then it's up behind

the church right mr. Jordan's brother is

it I'm mr. Jordan yeah well if you want

mrs. Jordan she's out my mum's with the

kids you'll get in the church though

after 3:00 she'll be doing the flowers

I could have hi bling

Henry stuff to giving me funny Boulder

in his own way but I couldn't

you still sleep with Martin

better little it's wonderful with you I

never imagined I'd say that about making

out for the war life full of surprising

did always go in times twenty it was

boys and girls and then I decided I

liked girls better had two boyfriends

before Martin

it's hopeless it's funny

never been adventures Alice you are

Adventures you were waiting for

honey

Ali Ali you are I'm just happy you got

religion of you one surprised me 10

years married to Martin huh till the

same old Anthony no a bit more sick and

tired well we'll have to make you better

yeah make me better Ali so it's going to

be Martin the family of solicitor how

appropriate he was destined from birth

to be a pillar of the community and what

are you going to be if you ever grow up

unemployed temporarily maybe permanently

I'll live off mother get a wife nice and

rich are you rich beyond the dreams of

avarice not nicely bargained rich

comfortable Martin's rich comfortable

great stop it want to hear about your

farm do you have a farm it's part of her

inheritance calling the window the

beautiful square half 680 634 charge in

our place isn't it when you live there I

might eventually

would you live here I live at home I

spend most days you why

because we like her too LSE do you know

how to like people I know how not to

like them and look cut it out you two

don't stop us now we were just about to

have the most interesting conversation

about love love how did you arrive at

that big jump isn't it

from liking love is the only thing worth

talking about it's the most important

thing there is

any more strawberries well don't change

do you

but what I don't understand is why

anyone expects me to you can see him in

the morning

don't like too late and don't leave

Charlie up how long is he staying

hockey dare ask about a week or so

either boy let's get away with

will should be around forever dummy

ridiculous now frankly she had some sort

of crisis in the state so she came home

and piled up with us hit it off without

it's been a terrific help all round

I'm sure she'll find somewhere else to

go after the summer mother doesn't like

her why not for heaven's sake huge our

mother one minute she's saying how I

should make new friends the next she's

moaning about being elected isn't it

pleasing her Rosa I don't want to make

tracks

the drawbridge goes off at 11:00 thanks

for a good evening I'll come with you no

need

well I have to shut up the hens anyway I

did that before supper night everyone

bad Alice I won't be long

well I'm off three well and you seems to

be all systems go for Martin yeah I'm

really pleased Finn is this really what

you always want Danny it's not games for

one night

night

Oh Mike Oh what do you think Gil I think

you're lucky we're so lucky

Todd you to fear here well you come off

in

you do Oh be sober work hard keep an eye

on all this about my mobile finish it

cool we should do anything not

I love you Alan

I love you

I'm about to say something quite

inexcusable if it's adultery I shall

talk you out of it again

Flint employees are strapping gardeners

and I wish the Jordans had never set

foot in Peckham

inexcusable the one reasonable statement

you've made all summer you sustained men

cloten Martin it's not the too specific

let's just agree that young marriages

don't need hangers on that was marking

going to be late but the celebration for

his partnership would you like to eat

I'm not hungry

you said you make me better you are

better you look better I'm falling apart

Ali sorry we did try yes you all tried

unfortunately I'm a hopeless case do you

know why I went abroad got a job in Hong

Kong I I couldn't face a day

just couldn't say seeing you with him

still calendar what you talking about

he's not acquit isn't he

not much experience doesn't really know

how to please be you can't satisfy you I

could please you Ali I could please you

better than anyone

it's no good oh you're not in love with

him he can't give you what you need

I'm going to look at the children

it's still short oh that's a jolly drink

that'll look very festive the forecast

says it'll hold God seems to have smiled

on us after all he wouldn't have dared

to otherwise mother I'm after arm up

like a little olive after the fete we

should discuss your plans for the future

am I supposed to have some well this

arrangement can't go on forever you mean

you want me to move up

no of course your mother doesn't mean

that I rather think I do raise not

immediately of course but soon well

where she's supposed to go whenever

isn't ready yet you lived in London once

quite happily you worked you supported

yourself London I'm not ready to make

that kind of decision yet if you're

hell-bent on throwing Mount Alice will

give me a room for the time being that

was a damn fool thing to do so when do

you leave have I overstayed my welcome

I'll go tonight when this is all over

factor damage yeah my yeah the best I

can do with them

you've one drop people paying good money

for this kind of rubbish it's better

I'll be the first to tell thanks Quinn

it's alright but am I making myself

useful there's not enough of it when

this cloud is around so she's been doing

a lot of what I consider my job

especially with the kiddies Charlie's

really taken to hearth me um when can we

talk about this on Monday yeah then we

can have a setup the stove

darling hello

because I told her no popping it out

she's gonna need me you know when the

other one makes herself scarce end of

the summer she won't want to lose me she

I told you this was going to happen

brother problem this over Martin you do

this float okay my heels in this bra

just how I always thought it would be

what running a white elephant strong

your lover living here being part of the

village

I've hardly seen you I love you

I can't bear being without you

I do so do i family

I wonder if he knows course he doesn't

how could he tuned in he always wants

what Martin has miss Lance Vegas isn't

it what do you say we gonna have a drink

together

well I'm helping on the white elephant

party later

yeah let me long my lose interest

I'll take it Penry study Michael teach

him to say he has no place

normally I'd have asked you to bring

Anthony to dinner we had this feeling

I'd be fogged up again who's being

propped up look we'll get together soon

after the holiday hold my breath

Oh

hoping to fear the village while we're

tackling the full range of what existed

in the autumn I whip here / program

hold on sorry

yeah that's right sold out

your time is up

you have lovely children I know my door

them children gain great deal from a

stable background so much divorce these

days when one of the people being so

selfish may we meet me please just the

tours come to tea at pickle on Thursday

Coda's driving over to local farm again

yes of course

Natasha James we've got to go now okay

this pump is just oh yeah

well I might as well make a fool of

myself yeah jolly good he said well it's

M five extra pounds right thank you

thank you

off we go yes that's Exeter well done

and one more

you won the bottle of sherry sir and it

still got a bit of the old skin see your

boss uh well he's my top client grape

Unwin call him Sir well I call him

raping private e it is okay she's got a

decent chap is this a decent chap know

about his daughter know what she's a

dyke Dyke a lesbian rubbish how would

you know

yes that's the decree I'll explain the

rules

nice how do you know I know with his son

she's having an affair man Alice Alice

is my wife yeah Alice your wife is

having an affair with loader Unwin oh

shut your fucking mouth don't talk such

utter bloody shit don't get up go on

just go now no one but you could have

possibly lived with that setup not

notice because it's a lie you made this

up because you want her I don't want her

she's no good to me you liar you bloody

liar get out don't get out I can't leave

this place fast enough Mary England

suits you though

I told you

she did it she did this to us

no I wanted it generally wouldn't have

entered your head she wormed her way in

here you encouraged her you wanted to at

the start she told you that she didn't

have to it was obvious never beat you

could i I remember taking out to dinner

thinking I had asked her to marry me

I was going to but I didn't

I was so happy I wanted that feeling to

last forever that's the only time I ever

really had the upper hand

I did love you I - I do love you but not

in love

No

never with anyone till now till now

everything that was missing from my life

suddenly their sex with a woman that was

what was missing from your life wasn't

just because she was a woman why didn't

you let my brother screw you then what

because because I feel nothing for him

it isn't only sex no no

up in the spare room

I'm afraid loader he's so wounded it's

not the betrayal his manhood threatened

you don't know you can't say that I do

love him I let you love me why didn't

you just stay quiet you could have lied

we could have said Anthony was being

malicious nobody had any proof you could

have lied

why should we lie listen what we did was

no worse than what Martin wanted to do

with me why shouldn't he know

yeah

didn't you bitch couldn't show me what

you did with her no no I'm gonna have

you Alistair I want you for a change

okay see if you're tired

hit me he tried to try to force himself

on me is he alone now with the children

load is there I rang her before I left

Oh Alice was that wise wise she's my

friend she's my support she loves me

it's a love of which I can't approve and

she came between you and Martin no she

made everything better happier

she offered short-term selfish pleasure

and there are innocent victims I didn't

know I suspect you a mess like the rest

of it plodding on now the doctor first I

think and then perhaps your

mother-in-law

get out of my house I told our if I'd be

here for the children

Alice put the children in the car now

it's gone I can't you can't go on living

here with him you don't want this life

mommy what's the matter with daddy why

is the doctor here darling

he's just not feeling very well Gwen

thank you thank you for coming in on a

Sunday I'm always willing to help up

with the kids

where's my son he's in the drawing room

now my daughter-in-law she took Charlie

for a walk closer you'll be that did I

hear the telephone in the night I've

been at the breast no trouble is there

yes there is actually

is it deliver the incident of the fate

Martin's brother yes well you going to

enlighten us Martin's brother Anton made

an allegation well it wasn't so much an

allegation of a factual description

anyway Martin didn't like it and what

was this factual description that Alex

Jordan and I are having an affair

what are you saying you and Martin

Jordan having an affair I thought you

had more sense and common decency having

a love affair

you're distressing your mother and me

you're upsetting us I'm telling you

truth please please let me talk about

that you have to love no one you're just

being melodramatic demanding attention

you're being disgusting he adores you

I had to tell him what room I glad you

remember bad gossip

we'd a coat I'd have shielded him

because it's too much to expect you to

consider anyone but just help Martin

no matter your hair Alice and I talked

on the phone I've come to take you home

with me like that

and the children have arranged for a

sword rived coma oh yes holiday I've

come terrific time to sort things out

don't you my poor darling

how can you live with yourself after the

Sabbath hi then you bring me back some

shelf why are we going to granny's fast

why won't you come toward you Tashi some

things I have to do

James you look after daddy now

my notice and a note of what you owe me

no make that a genin bitter lemon Jim

early for you as you know well I've had

a shock

all right as bad without the children at

least it gives us time to make plan as

we decided what to do

through liver wind over if you like I'll

sell it because Franz stuff so you'll

pay the children you get bangs we French

like the locals don't know anything

about the children they have schools

friend routine things they can use

we'll teach them something better

your scent I'm tuned in to cause trouble

I didn't send him and he didn't cause

trouble Alice is having an affair

marriages survive affairs for God's sake

it's not just an affair

yes it's Alice protesting oh Santa's got

to protest about the fact that you ran

her life from the moment Martin brought

her here how dare you what do you know

about anything if she'd been cherished

by a considerate tender man this would

never have happened you saw to it but

neither of our sons were considerate or

tender where women were concerned if it

was so bad why didn't you leave you've

stayed with me for 40 years for the last

15 of which I've had a mistress

good morning morning good morning I'd

like a word with Michel please mrs.

Finch she yeah and I take your board

with you mrs. Jordan Michelle is working

in the shop today mrs. Jordan

but her mother would rather she doesn't

work for you Millie

I wonder why gran has our reasons please

don't ask me to spell them out I see

well perhaps you'll deliver these for me

one for Gwen and one for Michel is what

I owe them and you can tell Gwen she

needn't worry we sure will be quite safe

I shall shop elsewhere from now on well

that's just as well I've lived a bit

mrs. Jordan there isn't much I haven't

seen I am NOT one to judge but I'm

telling you that in not judging I am

very rare very rare indeed

it's Georgia I lived Alice there are

souls the lot of them just petty

assholes you take no notice I'm going I

am I can get a job at Dorothy Perkins in

town I'm even the whole friggin lot of

them sod my mum

we take care now

anything you want you let me know thanks

thanks Michele Marty rang this morning

or he didn't fix him he's my husband

well if he tried to rape you he was out

of his mind there we sent him out of his

mind are you defending him I understand

him I lived with him for ten years I had

his children

nothing

you'll never be happy without me repaint

your live don't do this

I need to be alone while I think No at

least until the children come home now I

won't have it

well you must it's hard for me too

cutter don't you think it's time you

took yourself off and let Ellis try and

repair the damage that the official I

did my parents have spoken at the moment

your parents are incapable of rational

thought alone speech especially your

father but brought her to life but made

her happy

we love each other if I can't have a

life L die what kind of love is that

there wasn't love to start with was it

it was one of your games and it all went

wrong you can't imagine the pain I think

you have the monopoly on pain you're a

spoiled arrogant girl

you

good morning and welcome to our morning

service we begin by seeing the hymn 290

through all the changing scenes of life

in trouble and enjoy

I live very well thank you Peter that's

you

I'm here because well frankly Henry and

I had words over breakfast

words no I went on a bit about not being

able to stick what you and AK loader got

up to I'm Henry gimme what for really

it's a whole big number about boys at

his school who fell for each other

because they were lonely and unfulfilled

they're all straight as dies now well I

said you weren't lonely and unfulfilled

I was no well good fairy anyway he said

I should just bloody well get over here

and tell you we're still friends intern

seem convinced Oh Alice oh just a quick

call to let you know you can count on

Jerry and me and all this you're not

alone Alec don't imagine you are um

thanks Rosie

heavens Jerry and I have any number of

gay friends

one of them's our youngest's Godfather

we see it is perfectly natural well um I

do want to say that if you and your

partner felt you could share your

experience with the village wives group

I'm sure you discover far more sympathy

and support than you would ever have

thought possible think about it buggery

Oh Alice tell all to the village wives

and report back well you should come

with me do you probably think that move

done to you by now anyway that's more

like it

lunch oh just say the word

oh darling oh I've missed you

what have you been doing can we start

again we could move hello house I could

go where nobody knows what has happened

would all be in the past everything

children could come first if we both put

them from to play card

I'd never live with you again

enough to what you've done

I don't think I should fight for custody

of the children

I could live here how what you want no I

think I'd meet you

thank you much

well seems like a terrific holiday

I love the shells where the donk is

there this year

James P Deniz bed every night I can't

shut up while we turn tiny - ah it's

alright it's alright Conda

daddy come home inspector

why

because because things are going to be a

bit different

there's a lot to sort out

I've decided I'm selling everything

we're getting out Kevin tells me what

I've decided you need me you if you

don't have me you stop moving so you

keep saying

please please out this peasant pity if I

can't have your heart kill myself we've

got to stop this oh it's not sleeping

and crying and giving each other agony

go to air but I love you I love you I

love you more than I've ever loved

anyone but it's got to end I have to

lose you please powder everyone's love

something in

wherever you go find you I'll come after

you let me give you if you do

you

nobody's frightened around here

you

IIF epi

IIF he FBI me I'm singing I I yippie PII

FBI FBI

she'll be wearing pink pajamas when she

calls when she comes she'll be wearing

pink pajamas when she comes

you