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Xena?
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You Dexon?
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You lookin' to die?
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What is this?
Some kind of a trick?
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I come in peace.
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Right-- and I'm Cupid--
spreading love wherever I go.
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What do you really want?
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To see you give up
your warrior ways.
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The violence that you
thrive on is a disease, Dexon.
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It grows inside you.
And it robs you of your humanity.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
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It is-- but it doesn't
have to be that way.
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We can put aside our differences.
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We can bury our weapons.
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We can learn to live
together in peace.
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I'm willing to do
whatever it takes--
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to sacrifice everything.
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You've got a knife stashed
under that breastplate.
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Dexon-- maybe this will
convince you to trust me.
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Look at me, Dexon.
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See me as I truly am--
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not a warrior, but a champion
of peace-- willing to die for it.
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I'm moved-- truly.
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I hardly know what to say, except--
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grab her!
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Isn't that Xena?
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They're going to burn
her at the stake!
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Have you lost your mind?
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What are you doing?
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These people are going to kill you.
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I am not afraid to die.
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Not if it is Hestia's will.
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Hestia?
The virgin goddess?
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What does she have to do with
the price of grapes in Carthage?
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She is my salvation.
I do as she ordains.
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- Since when?
- All right, boys--
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light her up!
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Here-- catch!
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Hey!
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I get it.
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This is about me bugging you
for more responsibility, isn't it?
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You wanna see if I can rescue you
without your help. I can do that.
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Excuse me.
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Get the girl!
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Let me go!
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Son of a Bacchae!
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You happy now?!
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Of all the stubborn--
pig-headed-- !
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Hey! What do you
think you're doing?!
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None of your business--
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Tubby.
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That's right, I'm talking to you.
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Come here!
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Thanks.
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I guess you're not gonna
help me with this, either.
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Well-- if it is Hestia's will, uh--
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I'm not laughing!
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You're dead!
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It wasn't me; it was her!
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Stop them!
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Go!
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Come back here, you!
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Toward the left! Go! Hurry!
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They must've gone this way!
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You almost got us killed!
What were you thinking?
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I'm on a mission.
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A mission?
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Well, you had better fill me in.
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Because, this, this--
burning yourself
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at the stake stuff
is way over the top.
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Hey!
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You left your chakram
at the square!
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Yeah, well, you're
gonna have to get it!
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Unless you want me to do it.
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My child, you seem
a little troubled.
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'Troubled' is a polite
word for what I am!
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Callisto--
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you've come back somehow,
to drive me insane!
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Pr-- Princess Diana--
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I-I should have known, I--
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Meg?
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You really had me going.
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You're not Meg.
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Permit me to introduce myself.
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I am Leah-- head priestess
of the temple of Hestia.
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You're kidding me, right?
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No.
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A Hestian virgin?
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Are there any other sort?
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This is almost too good.
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In a time of ancient gods...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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A land in turmoil
cried out for a hero...
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She was Xena...
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a mighty princess,
forged in the heat of battle...
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...The power...
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...The passion...
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...The danger...
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Her courage will
change the world...
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Warrior... Priestess... Tramp
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Hi, Xena.
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Hi. Sorry, I didn't catch up
with you today.
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I ran into Zagreus
near Corinth.
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Said he'd assembled a new army.
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Turns out to be an imaginary
one worse than--
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What are you grinning at?
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You see, I ran into
someone in town.
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Someone really, really interesting.
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At least, I think you'll
find her interesting.
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Xena, for once,
can you just-- just play along?
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All right.
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Gee, Gabrielle,
who is it?
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I simply have to know.
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The suspense is killing--
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Diana.
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Nope.
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Meg.
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That's wrong again.
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You give up?
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Xena, Warrior Princess,
meet Leah--
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the priestess--
the Hestian priestess.
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The Hestian virgin priestess.
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Ye gods on Mt. Olympus.
It's a miracle.
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Let's join hands and
praise Hestia!
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Praise Hestia! Praise Hestia!
Praise Hestia! Praise--
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So, you-- cast these stones,
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and they told you to
confront Dexon.
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Oh, not just stones.
Hestian stones,
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the voice of the goddess herself.
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What about that outfit?
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I found this vile garment
in my chamber-- no offense.
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None taken.
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I took it as a sign
from the goddess--
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dress like a warrior
to confront a warrior.
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I had no idea I'd
be mistaken for you.
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Then, you always listen to Hestia.
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Well, of course.
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It's not my place to question
the wisdom of the goddess.
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We must all place
our faith in Hestia.
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Do I sense a non-believer among us?
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I just think that you'd do better
if you put more faith in yourself.
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Well-- looks like
someone's caught
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a speeding chariot
straight for Tartarus.
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What about you, Gabrielle?
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Surely, you place more
faith in the all-knowing,
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ever-powerful gods than
you do in yourself.
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Yeah.
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Actually, I'm with
Xena on this one.
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Heathens to the left of me;
infidels to the right.
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Tremendous.
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Next thing, you'll be telling
me you're not virgins.
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Can I have a word with you?
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Excuse us, Priestess?
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Oh, yes, I think I'm in need
of a little quiet reflection.
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Oh, Hestia.
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If denying the flesh is the path
to true righteousness,
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then what lessons can I learn
from these wanton strumpets?
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You don't have to be
a virgin to be virtuous.
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Oh, yes. You keep
telling yourself that, dear.
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Something is wrong, here.
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I'll say. I thought all Hestians
were sweet and kind and--
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Never mind that.
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Someone is using Leah's blind
devotion and me to do her harm.
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Maybe even to kill her.
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We should take her
back where she belongs,
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and get to the bottom of this.
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And how can I pass
your wisdom on to
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these women of
questionable virtue--
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who so obviously disregard
the purity of their own bodies.
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I was married at the time.
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Yes, well, we all have our
little excuses, don't we?
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Were you?
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Virgins only.
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What is it, written on
my forehead?
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Look, it's all right.
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My friend and I have
brought back Priestess Leah.
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What are you talking about?
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The Priestess is right there.
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And now, the Priestess Leah
will lead us all in a prayer.
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OK-- so let's kick off today's
ceremony with a parable.
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A centaur and a cyclops
go into a bar.
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And the bartender
says to the cyclops--
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Is there a problem, huh?
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Everyone is waiting here
to hear Hestia's divine message.
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The Hestian stones, your Eminence.
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Well-- now we're talkin'.
Come in, seven!
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Priestess needs new sandals.
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That's Meg.
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Well, it sure ain't no virgin.
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I couldn't help overhearing.
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If you're looking for Meg,
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she owns a tavern down the road.
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Catch you there later?
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Don't count on it.
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OK, girls-- be honest.
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Who among us here,
really is a virgin?
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Xena, what is she up to?
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I don't know,
but I'm goin' to find out.
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Take Leah to that tavern.
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She'll be safe there if
you disguise her as Meg.
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But, why would I need a disguise?
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A Hestian virgin is
welcome everywhere.
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Wait, now, where are you going?
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To talk to an old friend.
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I knew there'd be something
to drink around here.
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Hello, Meg.
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What are you doing here?
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I could ask you the same thing.
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You got some nerve, Priestess.
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Abandoning your flock just
when they needed ya.
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And a woman of the cloth.
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Probably out sewing your wild oats.
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Ya make me sick.
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Go on, get outta here!
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You don't wanna be doing that, Meg.
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So, the little virgin wants
to play rough, huh?
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How'd you like a trip to
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Mt. Olympus, courtesy
of my fist?!
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Hello, Xena.
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Hello, Meg.
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Oh, very well, I will play
the part of the retched lush, Meg
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but I hardly think
anyone will be fooled.
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Yes, they will.
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You really are a very nice,
albeit misguided--
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young person, Gabrielle.
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It's a great pity I didn't
get hold of you sooner.
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You would've made
an excellent Hestian.
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Thanks.
I don't think so.
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Well, the chaste
life's not so bad.
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Once you get used to it.
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You simply have to
follow the Hestian rules.
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Rule 1: Know thyself.
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Rule 2: Whatever--
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Believe me.
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If I have to go the rest of
my life without companionship,
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knowing myself
won't be a problem.
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There you go-- you're done!
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Can you look-- sexy?
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Alluring?
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Do I capture her essence?
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Yeah.
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It's not going to be
as hard as I thought.
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So, Balius comes to
me with a sob story
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that Leah's disappearance
deserted those poor girls--
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I mean, virgins.
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He asked me to fill in for
her at the ceremony tonight.
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You know-- hand out the wine,
make up a few blessings.
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And I thought, what the hey,
I'm in the mood for a good deed.
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Tell me more about Balius.
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Bali? Well, he's the head priest.
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A bit of a cream puff
if you ask me.
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What are you doing?
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I'm going to take your place.
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I'm gonna find out who's
trying to get Leah and why.
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Stay here. And don't make trouble.
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How could I make trouble?
I'm a virgin!
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Great bed.
259
00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:13,754
Meg, what happened?
260
00:16:14,728 --> 00:16:16,758
Meg, where have you been?
We got problems.
261
00:16:17,178 --> 00:16:18,508
Kara's got some guy in room 3.
262
00:16:18,508 --> 00:16:20,321
I think she's giving him a freebie.
263
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,168
A freebie?
264
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:24,706
Gabrielle, what's
she talking about?
265
00:16:25,476 --> 00:16:28,234
What Meg means is--
why not let me--
266
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:29,883
her new assistant, help you?
267
00:16:29,883 --> 00:16:31,165
That's good thinking, Meg.
268
00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:33,342
Why don't you just wait
by the bar and I'll be back.
269
00:16:36,349 --> 00:16:38,084
OK, I'm ready, huh-- I think.
270
00:16:43,216 --> 00:16:45,396
Ladies, Meg--
271
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,146
your prayers have been answered.
272
00:16:48,315 --> 00:16:50,588
Joxer! Look, it's Joxer!
273
00:17:08,376 --> 00:17:09,989
♪ Joxer the Mighty, ♪
274
00:17:10,014 --> 00:17:12,009
♪ Master of virility, ♪
275
00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:13,926
♪ every woman wants him, ♪
276
00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:16,002
♪ he's so sexy it's a sin. ♪
277
00:17:16,027 --> 00:17:17,896
♪ If you want a special tryst, ♪
278
00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:19,695
♪ He's the man you can't resist, ♪
279
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,900
♪ By every measure he's a prize! ♪
280
00:17:21,925 --> 00:17:26,760
♪ Just check out my shoe size! ♪
♪ Just check out his shoe size! ♪
281
00:17:27,434 --> 00:17:30,740
♪ He's Joxer, Joxer the Mighty! ♪
282
00:17:39,085 --> 00:17:40,835
♪ Joxer the Mighty, ♪
283
00:17:41,046 --> 00:17:42,755
♪ Captain of debauchery. ♪
284
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,746
♪ Never seems to get enough ♪
285
00:17:44,771 --> 00:17:46,637
♪ of our tantalizing stuff. ♪
286
00:17:46,662 --> 00:17:48,443
♪ If you need some company, ♪
287
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,531
♪ With Joxer there's a guarantee, ♪
288
00:17:50,556 --> 00:17:52,515
♪ of the highest potency! ♪
289
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:54,892
♪ Heck, I'd even work for free! ♪
290
00:17:55,343 --> 00:17:58,352
Take your filthy hands off me!!!
291
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:03,235
♪ He's-- Joxer,
Joxer the Mighty! ♪
292
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,588
What do you think
you are doing?
293
00:18:05,901 --> 00:18:08,479
I am a Hestian virgin!
294
00:18:09,168 --> 00:18:09,911
I--
295
00:18:11,738 --> 00:18:12,723
Right.
296
00:18:12,748 --> 00:18:16,463
Well, um, perhaps,
the, uh-- Hestian virgin--
297
00:18:16,488 --> 00:18:19,058
would like to teach
naughty Joxer a lesson.
298
00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:23,272
I'm waitin', my little donut.
299
00:18:23,272 --> 00:18:24,386
Hi, Gabrielle.
300
00:18:24,934 --> 00:18:26,118
Hi, Gabrielle.
301
00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:29,567
Hi, hi, hi-- how you doing?
Good, fine.
302
00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:31,147
I'm just-- I'm fine.
303
00:18:32,252 --> 00:18:33,296
What're you doing here?
304
00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:35,515
I'd like to ask you the same thing.
305
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,273
But, I don't want to know.
306
00:18:38,065 --> 00:18:39,109
Come here.
307
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,897
I can't-- oh-- sheesh!
308
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,096
Wait a minute.
309
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,620
The woman I love
is working here.
310
00:18:50,051 --> 00:18:51,481
I've gotta stop her.
311
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,313
On the other hand I am
just a-- small business
312
00:18:55,338 --> 00:18:57,780
transaction away from
pressing my lips against her.
313
00:18:58,531 --> 00:18:59,808
What am I saying?
314
00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:01,091
Yeah.
315
00:19:01,091 --> 00:19:02,333
Gabrielle--
316
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,450
whatever terrible tragedy
brought you into this life--
317
00:19:05,684 --> 00:19:06,973
I want you to stop it.
318
00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:11,587
Joxer, it's a long story,
but I do not work here. OK--
319
00:19:11,587 --> 00:19:14,421
Wa-wa-wa-wa-wait, wait wait.
So, you-- you're on a mission?
320
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,475
Right.
321
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,172
I think you should know this.
This is not Meg.
322
00:19:20,197 --> 00:19:23,132
This is Leah--
the Hestian priestess.
323
00:19:23,824 --> 00:19:25,053
Wait, wait, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
324
00:19:25,313 --> 00:19:27,860
Meg-- has a double?
Which looks--
325
00:19:28,647 --> 00:19:30,751
- Yeah?
- like a-- virgin priestess.
326
00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:35,109
You OK?
327
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:36,869
Of course I'm not OK!
328
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,635
I just defiled a virgin Priestess.
329
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:40,724
Let's go. Come on.
330
00:19:40,749 --> 00:19:42,719
I'm going straight
to Tartarus, now.
331
00:20:33,522 --> 00:20:34,788
What're you doing?
332
00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:37,906
Bali.
333
00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:41,945
I just got bored,
so I started lookin' around.
334
00:20:42,684 --> 00:20:43,810
This is pretty!
335
00:20:43,835 --> 00:20:45,023
What is it?
336
00:20:48,718 --> 00:20:51,009
It's not a Hestian medallion.
337
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,997
Something tells me you're
not a Hestian priest.
338
00:20:54,217 --> 00:20:58,487
You breathe a word to anyone--
you're dead!
339
00:20:59,822 --> 00:21:02,705
You got something cooking
against the Hestians?
340
00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:05,790
Come on.
Cut me in on the action.
341
00:21:06,194 --> 00:21:10,899
We'll see. For now, just you
play your part, my little tramp.
342
00:21:15,563 --> 00:21:19,500
Balius. May I have a word
with you-- in private?
343
00:21:20,163 --> 00:21:21,811
Oh, I can take a hint.
344
00:21:22,952 --> 00:21:24,433
See you later, Bali.
345
00:21:27,584 --> 00:21:28,794
Who was that woman?
346
00:21:28,819 --> 00:21:31,219
Meg, of course. Why?
347
00:21:31,219 --> 00:21:33,887
If that was Meg--
who's at the temple altar--
348
00:21:33,887 --> 00:21:35,900
polishing off
the sacrifical wine?
349
00:21:54,377 --> 00:21:55,839
Hello, Meg.
350
00:21:57,102 --> 00:21:58,145
Bali.
351
00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:01,071
I was just making
a contribution.
352
00:22:01,602 --> 00:22:04,414
Hey, you know everyone around
the temple-- maybe you can help.
353
00:22:05,118 --> 00:22:07,018
Does Leah have any enemies?
354
00:22:07,018 --> 00:22:09,946
Someone who might be trying to knock
her off and take over as Priestess?
355
00:22:09,971 --> 00:22:11,240
Why do you ask?
356
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,947
I'm just trying to
help out a friend.
357
00:22:13,211 --> 00:22:15,088
She says someone might
be trying to kill Leah.
358
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,854
Would that friend be Xena?
359
00:22:17,112 --> 00:22:18,774
I can't say.
360
00:22:21,784 --> 00:22:23,345
But if you can't trust
a man of the cloth,
361
00:22:23,345 --> 00:22:24,805
who can ya trust, huh?
362
00:22:25,471 --> 00:22:26,429
Yeah-- it's Xena.
363
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:28,284
She's a really,
really good friend of mine.
364
00:22:28,284 --> 00:22:30,057
She's checking out
the temple as we speak.
365
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,558
Thank Hestia she's here.
366
00:22:33,043 --> 00:22:35,053
Tell me, is Leah all right?
367
00:22:35,969 --> 00:22:37,400
Yeah, couldn't be better.
368
00:22:37,659 --> 00:22:39,586
She's hiding out at my place,
pretending to be me.
369
00:22:39,586 --> 00:22:40,752
Ain't that a kick in the head.
370
00:22:40,752 --> 00:22:43,719
It certainly is. In any event,
371
00:22:43,719 --> 00:22:46,474
I'm gonna need your services
for the ceremony tonight.
372
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,971
You're the only one who
can do justice to the part.
373
00:22:49,441 --> 00:22:51,369
Really? I'm that good?
374
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:52,870
Absolutely.
375
00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:55,211
The ceremony wouldn't be
the same without you.
376
00:22:56,444 --> 00:22:59,255
Excellent. OK.
377
00:23:02,319 --> 00:23:03,430
Xena's here.
378
00:23:03,723 --> 00:23:06,910
Take a contingent of guards--
and search the temple.
379
00:23:07,776 --> 00:23:09,504
Make sure she doesn't escape.
380
00:23:09,504 --> 00:23:11,222
What about the Priestess?
381
00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,788
Xena can't be in
two places at once.
382
00:23:14,161 --> 00:23:16,114
I'll send a few men
down to the tavern,
383
00:23:16,138 --> 00:23:18,583
to slit Leah's throat.
384
00:23:26,036 --> 00:23:27,913
I thought I told you to stay put.
385
00:23:28,905 --> 00:23:30,258
Well, I got thirsty.
386
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,267
You were wrong about Balius.
He's a Deilian.
387
00:23:33,292 --> 00:23:34,902
They despise all Hestians.
388
00:23:35,261 --> 00:23:38,410
He set Leah up, and he's got plans
for the other Hestians as well.
389
00:23:40,910 --> 00:23:42,168
Something wrong?
390
00:23:45,409 --> 00:23:47,401
All right. You stay out of sight.
391
00:23:47,401 --> 00:23:49,205
I need more time to check
out what he's up to.
392
00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:50,303
OK.
393
00:23:53,945 --> 00:23:56,404
Priestess--
it's time for declarations.
394
00:23:57,476 --> 00:23:58,539
Look, can--
395
00:23:59,109 --> 00:24:01,632
can this wait?
I'm really busy right now.
396
00:24:02,130 --> 00:24:03,429
What's gotten into you?
397
00:24:03,429 --> 00:24:06,568
You know we must declare our sins
to you at the same time every day.
398
00:24:15,656 --> 00:24:16,898
Shoot.
399
00:24:16,898 --> 00:24:18,639
It all started in the garden.
400
00:24:19,023 --> 00:24:20,821
I was happily tilling the soil
401
00:24:20,963 --> 00:24:23,744
when my eyes fell upon
something magnificent--
402
00:24:24,315 --> 00:24:25,906
the summer squash.
403
00:24:29,116 --> 00:24:30,600
Priestess?
404
00:24:31,585 --> 00:24:32,882
Go on-- I'm listening.
405
00:24:33,522 --> 00:24:36,954
My mind raced. Surely, the gods
wouldn't have given us such
406
00:24:36,978 --> 00:24:40,752
ripe, firm vegetables if they
didn't want us to enjoy them.
407
00:24:42,492 --> 00:24:44,107
Is everything all right, Priest?
408
00:24:44,132 --> 00:24:45,657
Yes, perfect. Go on.
409
00:24:47,211 --> 00:24:48,023
Well--
410
00:24:48,108 --> 00:24:51,366
So, Balius knows I'm here.
What else does he know?
411
00:24:51,748 --> 00:24:52,982
He knows about Leah.
412
00:24:53,206 --> 00:24:55,234
He sent men to Meg's
place to kill her.
413
00:24:55,306 --> 00:24:56,454
What was that, Priestess?
414
00:24:56,943 --> 00:24:59,175
Ah, nothing. Please continue.
415
00:25:00,437 --> 00:25:03,211
And the other Hestians--
what's he going to do with them?
416
00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:05,181
He's gonna kill 'em--
at the ceremony.
417
00:25:05,206 --> 00:25:06,392
That's all I know.
418
00:25:06,687 --> 00:25:09,799
I can't even enjoy salad without--
feeling guilty.
419
00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:19,106
Wait! I need your advice.
420
00:25:19,682 --> 00:25:23,298
Look. Sometimes, it is best to
take matters into your own hands.
421
00:25:26,016 --> 00:25:27,188
Well?
422
00:25:34,029 --> 00:25:36,576
Gabrielle. Where are you?
423
00:25:49,829 --> 00:25:50,576
Gab--
424
00:25:50,776 --> 00:25:52,693
Who's been a naughty blacksmith?
425
00:25:52,693 --> 00:25:53,436
I have.
426
00:26:04,445 --> 00:26:06,265
I hope that's a petting zoo.
427
00:26:06,526 --> 00:26:08,954
Oh, please, let that
be a petting zoo!
428
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:10,664
Sweet Hestia,
429
00:26:10,664 --> 00:26:12,883
I'm in a den of filth!
430
00:26:12,908 --> 00:26:13,748
Leah?!
431
00:26:15,513 --> 00:26:17,144
What are you doing here?!
432
00:26:18,486 --> 00:26:21,258
Gabrielle-- you knew what
kind of a place this was,
433
00:26:21,283 --> 00:26:25,127
and you still kept me here with
these-- these-- harlots.
434
00:26:25,713 --> 00:26:28,182
N-now look. I-I know
this place isn't perfect.
435
00:26:28,512 --> 00:26:31,490
And, and, and-- maybe it was a bad
idea to bring you here, but, but--
436
00:26:31,992 --> 00:26:34,991
Leah, if you stop to
think about it--
437
00:26:35,016 --> 00:26:37,956
what better place for a person
like you to do some good?
438
00:26:39,413 --> 00:26:44,705
♪ Onward virgin soldiers,
marching us to war. ♪
439
00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:48,265
Please-- you have to be
supported by your diaphragm
440
00:26:49,844 --> 00:26:51,563
All right, we'll try it
one more time.
441
00:26:52,977 --> 00:26:58,430
{\an8}♪ Onward virgin soldiers,
marching us to war. ♪
442
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:58,500
I'll make virgins of them yet.
443
00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:59,578
Smile!
444
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:03,019
{\an8}♪ Onward virgin soldiers,
marching us to war. ♪
445
00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:02,926
Hey, girls, there's a
whole bunch of guards
446
00:27:02,926 --> 00:27:04,173
coming down from the
Hestian temple.
447
00:27:04,198 --> 00:27:05,815
Looks like it's gonna be
a busy night!
448
00:27:07,050 --> 00:27:09,810
Well all right, but remember
to practice those high notes!
449
00:27:09,835 --> 00:27:11,010
We've got trouble.
450
00:27:12,157 --> 00:27:13,551
Where did you get this outfit?
451
00:27:14,191 --> 00:27:15,397
I found it in a back room.
452
00:27:15,397 --> 00:27:16,503
There were lots of
costumes in there.
453
00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:17,627
Maybe they're planning a party.
454
00:27:17,627 --> 00:27:20,289
Never mind.
Look-- you've gotta hide.
455
00:27:20,314 --> 00:27:21,626
I'll try to convince
them you're not here.
456
00:27:22,346 --> 00:27:24,033
And, the choir was a nice touch.
457
00:27:24,305 --> 00:27:28,149
It was, wasn't it?
Gabrielle-- thanks.
458
00:27:29,505 --> 00:27:31,250
Onward Virgin soldiers--
459
00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,712
OK, girls, now thank you.
460
00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:34,935
Be busy, make me proud,
have a good time.
461
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,661
We've got the basement all
ready for you. Are you coming?
462
00:27:36,661 --> 00:27:37,868
Yeah-- I'll be right there.
463
00:27:37,868 --> 00:27:38,959
OK, fine, dear.
464
00:27:43,218 --> 00:27:44,604
I thought I told you to hide.
465
00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:47,010
Look, it's gonna be
all right-- come on.
466
00:27:48,407 --> 00:27:49,260
Keep moving.
467
00:27:52,884 --> 00:27:55,479
Your Holiness. Please-- forgive me.
468
00:27:55,917 --> 00:27:57,509
To think I could've
mistaken someone like you--
469
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,470
an innocent, sheltered woman--
for somebody like Meg,
470
00:28:00,495 --> 00:28:02,223
who's been around
the block plenty-- believe me.
471
00:28:02,919 --> 00:28:05,135
You may give me your
punishment as you see fit.
472
00:28:12,748 --> 00:28:13,681
Why?
473
00:28:14,787 --> 00:28:17,459
Aw, boy, you virgins pack a wallop.
474
00:28:17,859 --> 00:28:19,081
Must be all that pent-up energy.
475
00:28:19,081 --> 00:28:20,494
I don't know what
you're talking about.
476
00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:21,846
I'm just looking for
a place to hide.
477
00:28:21,846 --> 00:28:22,555
From who?
478
00:28:22,555 --> 00:28:23,945
The temple gods.
479
00:28:24,546 --> 00:28:26,857
I should've straightened this
out while I had the chance.
480
00:28:26,882 --> 00:28:28,866
Who could expect Meg to
play a convincing virgin?
481
00:28:28,891 --> 00:28:30,382
Once it's over, it's over!
482
00:28:30,407 --> 00:28:33,079
Wait a minute! You mean Meg is
posing as you in the temple?
483
00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:34,761
Well, at least she was.
484
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,387
I don't know where I am.
485
00:28:40,605 --> 00:28:41,446
The guards.
486
00:28:41,585 --> 00:28:44,042
They must have discovered her.
That's why they're here!
487
00:28:45,544 --> 00:28:48,447
Then Meg's in trouble.
I've got to save her.
488
00:28:50,388 --> 00:28:51,865
Say a prayer for me, Priestess.
489
00:29:00,179 --> 00:29:01,819
Leah-- I know you're
really mad at me,
490
00:29:01,844 --> 00:29:03,829
and I don't blame you
one little bit, but I swear,
491
00:29:03,854 --> 00:29:05,838
I didn't know that Bali
was a bad guy
492
00:29:05,838 --> 00:29:07,330
- Meg, I--
- No, you gotta give me a chance
493
00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:08,620
to make it up to ya.
494
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:10,898
Bali's guards are outside,
so you stay here,
495
00:29:10,898 --> 00:29:12,501
I'll go out there and
pretend to be you
496
00:29:12,526 --> 00:29:14,091
pretending to be me. You see?
497
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,351
Curses! Too late! Step back!
498
00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:20,888
It's me you want.
499
00:29:21,231 --> 00:29:23,765
I am the holy woman!
500
00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:35,113
Hello, Xena.
501
00:29:36,519 --> 00:29:38,043
I'm sorry I messed up.
502
00:29:38,764 --> 00:29:39,794
It's all right, Meg.
503
00:29:40,366 --> 00:29:41,733
Just hide in here.
504
00:29:43,725 --> 00:29:44,632
You all right?
505
00:29:47,232 --> 00:29:49,990
OK. I can do this.
506
00:29:50,943 --> 00:29:51,943
You're Leah.
507
00:29:54,029 --> 00:29:55,557
You must be--
508
00:29:59,296 --> 00:30:00,858
Souvenirs are giving me chafing.
509
00:30:01,576 --> 00:30:02,514
Meg.
510
00:30:02,889 --> 00:30:04,327
And that means that you--
511
00:30:04,352 --> 00:30:06,267
Just glad everyone's
all in one piece.
512
00:30:06,267 --> 00:30:07,389
How many guards are outside?
513
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:09,221
Too many. And they're well armed.
514
00:30:09,451 --> 00:30:11,618
Me Don't worry about that.
My girls will take care of them.
515
00:30:11,861 --> 00:30:13,780
Well, that's great,
but we have a bigger problem.
516
00:30:13,805 --> 00:30:15,861
Joxer's gone to the temple
to save you, Meg.
517
00:30:18,728 --> 00:30:22,206
Fools! How could
ou let Meg escape?!
518
00:30:22,611 --> 00:30:26,282
If she's not here to pose
as Leah at tonight's ceremony,
519
00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:28,771
my plan will never succeed!
520
00:30:29,681 --> 00:30:32,696
The stupid trollop is
probably back at the tavern,
521
00:30:32,884 --> 00:30:34,941
protected by Xena!
522
00:30:35,674 --> 00:30:38,454
How am I gonna get
her back in time?!
523
00:30:39,632 --> 00:30:42,694
I'll save you, Meeeg!
524
00:30:47,663 --> 00:30:50,250
Meg, gee, you got
big feet for a girl
525
00:30:50,275 --> 00:30:52,462
I always thought that the g-g--
526
00:30:54,009 --> 00:30:56,822
Hi fellas.
Nice uniforms.
527
00:30:57,088 --> 00:30:58,395
Got your tailor's address?
528
00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:01,110
You know, we could all get together
and have lunch some-- evening.
529
00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:02,618
Well, call you then
Bye-bye.
530
00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:08,732
A gift from the gods.
531
00:31:13,712 --> 00:31:15,368
I think our work here is done.
532
00:31:15,368 --> 00:31:17,367
Meg, you and your
girls did a great job.
533
00:31:17,367 --> 00:31:19,179
Now, we have to get
Leah back to the temple,
534
00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:21,524
and show Balius up for
what he really is.
535
00:31:22,308 --> 00:31:23,212
Come on.
536
00:31:23,729 --> 00:31:25,518
Bye. Bye.
537
00:31:27,807 --> 00:31:29,265
Good luck.
538
00:31:31,304 --> 00:31:34,089
Bye. Bye.
539
00:31:37,841 --> 00:31:38,975
What do you want of me?
540
00:31:39,212 --> 00:31:40,962
You, my dear wench,
541
00:31:40,987 --> 00:31:43,720
are gonna help me fulfill
my greastest fantasy.
542
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,300
Wipe the Hestian virgins off
the face of the earth!
543
00:31:47,901 --> 00:31:48,958
Guards!
544
00:32:18,154 --> 00:32:19,563
Hi, everyone.
545
00:32:21,413 --> 00:32:23,100
I think I'm getting stage-fright.
546
00:32:23,655 --> 00:32:26,474
You don't want me to lose it
all over them virgins, do ya?
547
00:32:26,499 --> 00:32:28,172
I'll take my chances.
548
00:32:28,431 --> 00:32:31,555
You want Joxer to live,
don't you Priestess?
549
00:32:32,104 --> 00:32:32,892
Yeah.
550
00:32:35,556 --> 00:32:37,329
You don't want to do that.
551
00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:41,604
Poison?
552
00:32:41,604 --> 00:32:43,203
Give each of them a glass--
553
00:32:43,446 --> 00:32:45,834
and then read this proclamation,
written in Hestian.
554
00:32:46,661 --> 00:32:50,767
Then they'll drink the poison,
and it will all be over.
555
00:33:07,417 --> 00:33:09,040
Priestess Leah.
556
00:33:10,061 --> 00:33:11,186
Dear Hestia!
557
00:33:21,303 --> 00:33:23,412
We've captured the priestess
trying to enter the temple.
558
00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:24,803
Shall we execute her?
559
00:33:25,225 --> 00:33:26,678
Throw her in the dungeon.
560
00:33:27,510 --> 00:33:29,631
I wanna see the look
on her face when all
561
00:33:29,656 --> 00:33:33,282
her sweet little
Hestians-- are dead.
562
00:33:33,757 --> 00:33:35,482
You connect anyone
in mythology,
563
00:33:35,797 --> 00:33:37,594
back with the great
warrior Thalidopes.
564
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:39,451
OK, look.
565
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:40,905
Let's say we
wanted to connect--
566
00:33:41,033 --> 00:33:43,315
Echidna-- the mother of
all monsters with Thalidopes.
567
00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:45,898
OK, now-- you're probably saying,
How's he gonna do that, it's like--
568
00:33:46,307 --> 00:33:48,151
Right? OK, well--
569
00:33:48,932 --> 00:33:51,483
Echidna met Hercules--
who saved her baby, Obi
570
00:33:51,795 --> 00:33:57,270
and Hercules met Thalidopes--
when he rescued the Golden Fleece.
571
00:33:57,701 --> 00:33:59,646
Get it? OK, you wanna try it?
572
00:33:59,825 --> 00:34:01,029
Open up!
573
00:34:09,319 --> 00:34:11,039
Here's the priestess to
keep you company.
574
00:34:11,488 --> 00:34:12,793
But don't get too cozy.
575
00:34:14,069 --> 00:34:15,943
You'll both be dead by dawn.
576
00:34:17,350 --> 00:34:19,365
Yeah, well don't
bet on it, roadblock!
577
00:34:20,131 --> 00:34:21,248
Eh, the nerve of that guy.
578
00:34:22,357 --> 00:34:24,499
Don't worry about it, Priestess;
I'll take care of everything.
579
00:34:24,999 --> 00:34:25,905
You just wait.
580
00:34:26,169 --> 00:34:27,594
First of all, gotta
get that big
581
00:34:27,619 --> 00:34:29,518
dumb-looking guy with
the keys to come over
582
00:34:29,823 --> 00:34:31,167
Then once he's lured in,
583
00:34:31,748 --> 00:34:34,067
I'll wait for the right moment
and pounce on him!
584
00:34:34,582 --> 00:34:35,512
Yeah.
585
00:34:36,850 --> 00:34:38,323
Then I'll grab the keys from him,
586
00:34:38,770 --> 00:34:40,090
stick 'em in the door,
587
00:34:40,270 --> 00:34:41,989
turn it, and let us out.
588
00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:45,495
I tell you, it's so easy,
Priestess, any idiot could do it.
589
00:34:45,665 --> 00:34:46,713
Come on, idiot.
590
00:34:47,540 --> 00:34:48,470
Hi, Xena.
591
00:35:22,464 --> 00:35:25,673
And now we'll pause for a brief
musical interlude
592
00:35:33,457 --> 00:35:35,615
These are the words of Hestia.
593
00:35:37,754 --> 00:35:40,779
'Dama anowee.
594
00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:51,694
Esti kai kalowee.
595
00:35:52,069 --> 00:35:54,189
Esti kalowee kai.
596
00:35:55,314 --> 00:35:57,138
Esti kalowee kai.'
597
00:36:15,061 --> 00:36:19,225
Worshipers of Hestia,
see what your goddess has done.
598
00:36:19,871 --> 00:36:22,615
She has killed those
most loyal to her
599
00:36:22,851 --> 00:36:24,850
and betrayed your trust.
600
00:36:25,442 --> 00:36:30,730
It's time you all converted to
Deilianism-- the one true religion.
601
00:36:31,543 --> 00:36:35,481
Hestianism is dead--
not by the hand of man--
602
00:36:36,357 --> 00:36:40,379
but by the very words
of goddess herself.
603
00:36:45,301 --> 00:36:46,513
'Kalistweea.
604
00:36:47,661 --> 00:36:49,256
Kalowee kai.'
605
00:36:58,358 --> 00:36:59,418
It's a miracle!
606
00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:03,646
I don't understand.
607
00:37:04,857 --> 00:37:06,835
You told them
not to swallow.
608
00:37:07,091 --> 00:37:08,342
You're not Meg.
609
00:37:08,667 --> 00:37:12,773
The only woman who knows the
ancient Hestian language is-- Leah.
610
00:37:13,526 --> 00:37:15,533
That's right-- Bali.
611
00:37:15,987 --> 00:37:18,142
And you're headed for
the dungeon, my man!
612
00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:20,214
Not before you die.
613
00:37:21,179 --> 00:37:23,327
Unhand that Hestian!
614
00:37:23,352 --> 00:37:25,557
You can't stop me!
615
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:35,900
Get her!
616
00:37:41,063 --> 00:37:42,388
I will succeed, Priestess--
617
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,078
even if I have to kill
every Hestian myself--
618
00:37:45,102 --> 00:37:46,617
starting with you.
619
00:38:28,965 --> 00:38:30,275
Can you come take over here?
620
00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:31,117
My pleasure!
621
00:38:31,588 --> 00:38:32,320
Excellent!
622
00:38:46,852 --> 00:38:48,219
Stay away from us!
623
00:38:48,219 --> 00:38:52,110
You're a religious man, Balius.
I got three words for you.
624
00:38:52,110 --> 00:38:53,614
Say your prayers
625
00:39:28,453 --> 00:39:29,954
Leah
626
00:39:30,473 --> 00:39:34,047
What would Hestia say about
your use of physical violence?
627
00:39:35,971 --> 00:39:38,229
In this case, I think she'd say--
628
00:39:39,698 --> 00:39:40,848
'Nicely done.'
629
00:39:43,658 --> 00:39:44,785
...behind the bush!
630
00:40:00,195 --> 00:40:03,048
I just wanted to
show my gratitude.
631
00:40:05,113 --> 00:40:08,956
I know that-- I know that I may
have misjudged you.
632
00:40:09,355 --> 00:40:12,635
- Maybe a little.
- Maybe a lot.
633
00:40:14,087 --> 00:40:15,541
I guess I never really
thought there was
634
00:40:15,566 --> 00:40:17,622
anything worthwhile
outside the temple
635
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:20,530
You've proved me wrong,
and I'm glad.
636
00:40:21,578 --> 00:40:22,648
Thank you.
637
00:40:27,516 --> 00:40:29,841
I still think you'd make
a great virgin.
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