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It's not so bad.

You get to lift weights, watch TV, write up appeals...

...take long showers, lift weights.

You get used to it.

Out!

Out!

It wasn't my fault.

Look kid, I like you. I like you a lot.

That's why I can't drag you into this.

I'm bad. You don't get mixed up with a guy like me.

I'm a Ioner. A rebel!

Déjà vu.

See you in the Promised Land.

Arrivederci, baby!

Wait!

I'm in the middle of nowhere!

Sure is spooky out here.

Probably just a dog.

Kitty.

Where's those headlight glasses?

Thanks for stopping.

Some night, huh?

On this very night...

...ten years ago...

...on this the same stretch of road...

...in a dense fog just like this...

...I saw the worst accident I ever seen.

There was this sound...

...like a garbage truck...

...dropped off the Empire State Building.

And when they finally pulled the driver's body...

...from the twisted, burning wreck...

...it looked like this!

That was the worst accident...

...I ever seen.

I get off right up here.

Have a nice day.

Be sure and tell them. Large Marge sent you.

Large Marge sent me.

Did you say Large Marge?

She just dropped me off.

That's impossible.

Large Marge, she's...

It was ten years ago...

...on a night just like tonight.

Tonight's the anniversary.

Worst accident I ever seen.

But that means the Large Marge I was riding with was...

...her ghost.

Don't you mind them. They're just superstitious.

My wallet's gone!

I think you've worked off that tuna platter and milk shake.

And here's something extra.

Thanks, Simone.

That old highway's a-calling.

I got to move on.

I beg your pardon?

I said I always have trouble with good-byes.

The French say, Au revoir.

Au revoir.

Before you go will you come and watch the sunrise with me?

Please?

Do you have any dreams?

I'm all alone.

I'm rolling a big doughnut and a snake wearing a vest...

No, not that kind of dream.

I mean a dream you dream about all the time...

...and it keeps you going, dreaming about it...

...hoping it will come true.

Do you ever have a dream like that?

To find my bike.

My dream is to live in the city of eternal love...

...Paris, France.

You'll get there, Simone.

I don't know.

Why not? What's stopping you?

Andy, for one.

-Who's Andy? -My boyfriend.

He's real jealous.

He flunked French in high school...

...and thinks that everything there is set up to make him look dumb.

I bet if he knew how important it is to you, he'd change his mind.

Simone, this is your dream. You have to follow it.

I know you're right, but...

But what?

Everyone I know has a big "but."

Come on, Simone. Let's talk about your big "but."

I don't know.

You can't just wish and hope for something to come true.

You have to make it happen.

I've been waiting for somebody to put it to me like that for so long.

Stop!

Stop!

Morning.

Care for a sardine?

No, thank you.

Imported.

Name's Jack.

"She'll be wearing pink pajamas.

"She'll be wearing pink pajamas when she comes.

"We'll all go out to meet her when she comes."

"It rained all night the day I left, The weather, it was dry.

"The sun so hot I froze to death, Susannah, don't you cry."

"Flies in the buttermilk, Shoo, fly, shoo.

"Skip to my Lou, my darling."

"Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care."

Welcome to the San Antonio Department of Parks and Recreation Alamo tour.

My name is Tina.

Excuse me Tina, but could we go straight...

Let's hold all questions until the end of the tour.

Thank you.

This Mission, the Alamo, named from the Spanish word for cottonwood tree...

...was established in the year 1718.

The same year that our city was founded by the Spanish expeditionary force...

...on the site of an Indian burial mound.

This is one of my favorite parts of the tour.

Please say hello to our residents, Pedro and his wife, Inez.

Inez is holding a clay pot that she seems very proud of.

She carefully detailed it with paint and glaze.

And Pedro is working on an "adobe."

Can you say that with me? Adobe.

We are now in the kitchen of the Alamo women.

Here they are preparing culinary delights of the Southwest.

Do I hear someone's stomach growling?

The mainstay of the Alamo diet is corn.

Corn can be prepared many ways.

It can be boiled, shucked, creamed...

...or in this case dried.

Corn can also be used to make...

...tortillas.

Do we have any Mexican-Americans with us today?

There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn...

...all of which I will tell you about right now.

Upon this battlement, in 1836...

...two hundred Texas volunteers...

...including such heroes as Davy Crockett, Bill Travis, Jim Bowie...

...fought off an onslaught of 4,000 Mexicans...

...under the command of General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana.

At this time, I'd like to conclude our tour.

You all have been one of the greatest groups I have ever worked with.

Are there any questions?

Where's the basement?

Aren't we going to see the basement?

There's no basement at the Alamo.

Pee-wee, I'm on my way to Paris.

Andy and I had a fight after you left.

You were right, Pee-wee.

I'm making my wish come true.

I'm off to Paris!

What's wrong?

Bus 91, leaving for New York City, now departing.

That's my bus.

Come on.

Guess what. The Alamo was built without a basement.

I didn't know that.

Neither did I. They don't tell you that stuff in school.

It's something you just have to experience.

Don't worry, Pee-wee. I know you'll find your bike.

Good luck. I just know you're going to find your bike.

Hello, Dottie? It's me, Pee-wee.

Where are you calling from?

Texas.

Honest. Listen, I'll prove it.

"The stars at night Are big and bright...

"Deep in the heart of Texas."

Wait. Don't hang up. There's something...

...I have to talk to you about.

It's about the other night.

I owe everybody a big apology. Especially you.

I didn't mean what I said, Dottie. Honest.

I know you didn't.

There's somebody else who's been worried about you.

I know.

I forgot.

All right, Speck!

All right, Speck! Put Dottie back on.

There's something I want to say.

I've learned something out here on the road.

Humility.

Dottie, when I get back, will you...

What, Pee-wee?

Will you still help me find my bike?

All right.

There's something else I wanted to ask you about.

What is it?

Could you wire me a bus ticket? I'll pay you back. Honest.

All right, Pee-wee.

When you get back, we can settle up at the drive-in.

What?

I couldn't hear that last part.

The connection just got really bad.

Thanks a lot.

You missed it by five minutes.

Next up is the local favorite, Number 9, Lloyd Fletcher, riding Volcano.

That's you.

And away he goes!

It looks like he's going for...

...a new San Antonio record!

He may be going for a new world's record!

That was some fancy riding. Let's hope Lloyd is okay.

What's your name?

I can't remember.

Where you from?

I can't remember.

Can't you remember anything?

I remember the Alamo.

I'm sorry, operator. I can't hear you.

I'm trying to use the phone!

Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers?

Nobody hipped me to that dude.

It's off-limits!

Well, my mistake!

Guess I'll be on my way, then.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

I barely touched them!

I say we kill him!

I say we hang him, then we kill him!

I say we stomp him!

Then we tattoo him!

Then we hang him!

And then we kill him!

I say we let him go.

I say you let me have him first!

Wait! Don't I get a last request?

Why not?

Break dance!

Tequila!

Thanks a lot, dudes.

I hope you find your bike.

Now!

The customized bicycle was presented to child star, Kevin Morton...

...at Warner Brothers Studios in Hollywood, California.

Congratulations, Kevin.

Thanks, Mr. Hawthorne.

A bike like this is every boy's dream.

Excuse me, sir. Do you have a pass?

Oh, no, I' sorry you can't enter without a pass.

So the fellow said, "What do you think I have down here, a duck?"

A duck!

Where can I find Kevin Morton?

I don't know.

Do you know what stage Kevin Morton is on?

It's stage six.

All right. I want to go once again.

Hair standing by.

What I want to do now, is I want to do one more, faster paced.

All right, Kevin?

You know, I would love to...

...except how can I when she's so late on her cues?

Just a minute!

Please, Marion.

I don't have to take that from that little...

Kid! He's just a kid.

Even a kid can be courteous. I'm going to quit.

I swear it, I am going to quit!

All right, Jerry. But I have had it!

Well, is everything straightened out?

We're ready when you are.

Doesn't it look like I'm ready?! I am always ready!

I have been ready since first call! I am ready!

Roll!

Quiet, please! This is a take!

Action!

Good-bye, Mother Superior.

Good-bye, Rusty. And God bless you.

Thank you Mother Superior, I want the orphanage to have my bike.

No, Rusty.

You sold a lot of magazine subscriptions to earn that bike.

But I want to give.

I've just received the two best parents a boy could ever hope for.

Rusty, you are an inspiration to us all.

I'll say.

I'm going to start a paper route right now.

Stop that nun!

Remember me? Let's go!

Merry Christmas!

Geronimo!

Radical!

You can help me. Come on!

Don't panic!

No pushing, no shoving.

Move in an orderly fashion to the front exit.

Stay!

Listen up, everybody! Sit!

It's okay.

Go on! Run!

Fast! Come on! Let's go!

Son, are you all right? Can you hear me?

There's still a few more fish inside.

This boy is a hero.

This boy is under arrest.

I can explain, Mr. Hawthorne.

Call me "Terry."

Warner Brothers thinks your story would make a fantastic movie.

My story. A movie?!

My bike!

Do we have a deal?

Pee-wee, can I have your autograph?

Here's your chili dog.

Pee-wee! Over here. Look! Box seats!

This is Bob, Luke, Skinny and Milton. Boys, this is Pee-wee!

Sno-cones.

I never met a movie star.

What did they pay you?

Nice to meet you.

Let's take a breather, Dottie.

The X-1 needs to cool down.

I'm a little overheated myself.

Come over here, P.W.

I must get to a phone.

Great so far, Pee-wee. Action packed.

One soda.

One foot-Iong!

Good try, Pee-wee.

Have you got any message for Room 104? The name is Herman.

P.W. Herman.

No, nothing right now, Mr. Herman.

I'll be in the bar.

That's fantastic!

Ditto.

I brought you guys French fries!

The big scene's coming up, guys!

Paging Mr. Herman.

Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk.

Yes, I understand.

That was the president.

I must steal back the X-1...

...before the Soviets find the hidden microfilm inside.

The future of the free world is riding on this.

-I'll go with you. -No, it's too dangerous.

I invented the X-1. I'm going with you!

All right, let's go.

You are such a pushover.

I know you are...

...but what am I?

Congratulations, Pee-wee!

Hi, P.W.

How's the X-1?

It's cooled down. But I'm heated up.

Where's my candy?

I forgot.

Pee-wee and I go way back.

When did you become blood brothers?

I don't remember the exact year.

And you say you taught Pee-wee to ride his bike?

I remember the day I took off his training wheels.

This is the bike.

How about a picture of me on it?

I don't think that's a good idea.

It's not your decision.

If it wasn't for me, none of this would have happened to you, right?

Well, sort of.

Then it's okay if I sit on it. Right, Pee-wee?

Come on, Pee-wee, everybody's waiting.

Everyone, gather around.

Let me show you some of the more high-tech features.

You don't want to get mixed up with me.

I'm a Ioner, Dottie. A rebel.

Come on, Dottie. Let's go.

Don't you want to see the rest of the movie?

I don't have to see it, Dottie.

I lived it.