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(DOOR CLOSES)

I'm back.

You were a long time.

It's market day,

-(KEYS CLANGING)
-it was busy.

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello?

Who was that?

Don't know, they hung up.

Is that the one Sue and Dave bought
you for Christmas?

Mmm. Yeah, it's a mystery puzzle.

"Murder on the Green".

There's a booklet which sets out
the story, but,

the picture on the box bears no
resemblance to the actualjigsaw, so,

you're working in the dark
to some extent.

Quite a challenge.

Sounds like fun.

Well, I enjoy it.

I got your Pot Noodles, do you want
them downstairs?

Oh, no, just leave them there.
Thank you.

I don't know why you like these.

Well, they're easy for when I'm working.

Are you working this weekend?

Yes. St. Margaret's, I think.

So I wrote my vows last night
for the renewal ceremony.

- Oh yes?
- Yeah.

Would you like to hear them?

Okay, fine. I was stuck on this
bunker anyhow.

Lend me your readers...

"Adrian,

"today I give to you
a new affirmation of love

"from the heart that has adored you
for 20 years

"and will love you for as many more
as God allots to it..."

Aw, I think that's...

"We have been through a lot together

"and through all those times

"I can honestly say I loved you
every step of the way.

"I hope you will say 'I do'

"and we can enjoy 20 more passionate
and loving years together."

What do you think?

Yea h, it's great.

Tiny bit long.

- What do you mean?
- No, it's perfect. Thank you.

Well, you need to
get on and write yours.

I don't want you making up on the day.

Ah, I've already done it.

Really? Can I hear it?

Why?

Because I don't want to be surprised.

Ruin my £200 make-up.

How much?

Just read it to me, please?

(SIGHS) Okay...

Right... "I, insert name",

presumably that's my name,
so that's Adrian, obviously,

"I declare that I know of no
legal reason why we may not

"register as partners. I understand that

"on signing this document we will be
forming a civil partnership

"with each other."

Civil partnership?

Yeah. Is that not right?
I took it from a website.

What website? Lesbianweddings.com?

(SIGHS) Well,
does it really matter, Harry?

You know that I love you

and I know that you love me.

There's no need to spend a fortune
on some party to prove it.

We don't have to invite anybody,
it's not about that!

I'd be happy doing it
with just me and you

and a ring-pull from
a can of Diet Pepsi!

They don't do ring-pulls any more
for health and safety reasons.

You know what I mean.

You spend all that time downstairs

working on
other people's wedding photos,

touching them up, making them look
perfect and shiny and new. And...

That's what I want for us,
for our marriage. I want us to be...

Touched up?

Frankly, I do!

We haven't...

Yes, well...

I will give it some proper thought,
I promise.

-(PHONE RINGS)
- I'll get that.

Hello? No.

Wrong number again.

Adrian?

What are you doing up?

Looking for you.

It's three in the morning.

I had a bad dream.

Not john Prescott
and the Creme Eggs again?

No, that was just when
I was doing the Atkins.

I wish you wouldn't go through my stuff.

So how bad is it?

You can see for yourself. We're behind
on the mortgage, all the bills are red.

Well, everything's red
down here, darling.

It's not funny, Harry.

I'm supposed to be the provider
and that's another thing I've failed at.

What do you mean?

Your frozen eggs.

My weak sperm.

Rachael if it had been a girl,
Levi for a boy.

I never would have allowed Levi.

It's a good Biblical name.

That may be, but...
People think ofjeans.

I think I'll have to give up
the photography and get another job.

No, you mustn't do that!
We'll, we'll, we'll move. We'll get

-a smaller house.
- No.

- I don't mind.
- I'm not making you leave this house.

I could always...

I could go back to Osborne's.

Hmm. It's a possibility.
Could you turn the light off, please?

Does he still work there?

I'm not sure,

I think he's got a new position.

Yes, I remember you telling me.

- I meant in the company.
- Yes, I know what you meant.

You'd have to trust me, Adrian.

I always did.

Forsaking all others, remember?

You were very absent at the time.

You were off playing happy families
with a different couple every weekend.

That's my job. You make me sound
like a swinger!

Well you were very flirtatious
with the women...

To get good pictures out them,
that's all.

And what about Agnes?

- Who?
- Our cleaner.

She left because you were
coming on to her.

I wasn't coming onto her,

I was trying to get her to clean
under the toilet rim!

Besides, there's a difference between
flirting with someone and

sucking them off in
the Wolverhampton Ibis!

Once, Adrian. One time!

And it was a Premier Inn.

Look, we've been through this,
I was very unhappy and very

isolated and I made a huge mistake
and I'm so, so sorry. Please.

So that's what all these phone calls
have been about, is it?

You're back in contact.

Only with Sue.

Only with Sue?

- You followed me?
- Hmm.

Twenty yea rs, Harry.

It was just about work, I swear.

- I knew we needed the money, and...
- I see, so,

that's why you wanted to renew
your precious vows is it?

Give yourself a clean slate?

No!

I love you, Adrian. I do.

But you won't let me in.

I'm sorry.

Come to bed.

Okay, I'd better clean this up first.
I won't belong.

Careful.

Mr... Shafter?

Yes.

Dick Shafter?

That's right.

If you'd like to follow me.

I'm Nurse Honeypot,
and I'll be taking care of you today.

How's your temperature?

Fine at the moment.

But I am getting a little bit hot.

Let's just loosen this.

It's a new shirt, shall I,
shall I do it?

Sorry.

Have you been drinking?

Just a glass.

Now come on. Take your trousers off,

and we'll see what happens
if we apply some oil.

- Careful Harry, it's going everywhere.
- It doesn't matter.

Yeah, but you say that,
but it's going to stain.

Just let me quickly get a wet cloth.

Leave it Adrian, it's all right.
Sit down.

I've got a feeling you're not
very comfortable doing this.

No, I am. It's just

awkward. I can't think
of anything to say...

You don't have to. It's not
Whose Line ls [t Anyway.

Just relax.

- Do you want a cushion for... knees.
- Yes.

Shoes come off...

How's that?

Is that nice?

Yes.

Good.

Let Nurse Honeypot use
her magic fingers.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

Shall we go upstairs?

No.

Would you like to take
a shower together?

Not really.

What do you want to do?

It's not you it's me. I just I can't.

Fine.

It's really good of you to suggest
all these things Harry, but,

I think I'm a bit old for role-play.

Well, what do you like, Adrian?

What is this?

I haven't died yet. I want us to
do things together while we still can.

(PHONE RINGS)

Oh, shit! I totally forgot,

I've got a couple coming
to look at their wedding pictures.

- Saved by the bell, eh?
- What do you mean?

You knew full well they were coming
round. You had it totally planned.

Of course, I didn't! Look, please,
go and get changed.

- Hello!
- Hi Max, Hi Hannah.

Nice to see you again.

Er, come through I'lljust go and get
your contact sheets.

Oh hello, I'm Max, this is Hannah.

- Hello, there.
- Ah, the happy couple.

Would you like a drink?

Er... No, thank you, a bit early for us.

I just got back in from work.

Oh.

Are you a nurse by any chance?

I work in a mortuary.

Oh.

I handle corpses,
isn't that right, Adrian?

Here we are then,
if you'd like to take a seat.

It was a lovely day I seem to remember.

It was. We were lucky
with the weather, weren't we?

We were.

Where did you get married?

- St Margaret's.
- St Margaret's.

Oh, that's nice.

We just did a boring
registry office, didn't we?

Yeah, it's called a register office
and I wouldn't say it was boring.

I wanted to renew our vows.

20 years.

Oh wow! Well we've managed 20 days.
They said it wouldn't last, so...

Turns out we couldn't afford it
though, could we, Adrian?

I shot a couple of rolls of colour
but mainly black and white.

(BOTH EXCLAIM)

Oh that's amazing of the doves.
Look at the wings.

Oh yes! Very artistic.

I wanted doves but Adrian said
he was allergic.

No, I didn't.

Two grey pigeons we had,
outside a council building.

(CLEARS TH ROAT)

Well they're, they're really good.

Yeah, he's great with
other people's marriages. The best.

Why don't we let you to have a look
at these in peace. Come on, Harry.

- Oh now you want to touch me!
- Stop it!

Is there any way we could,
erm, look at these, erm...

Take them home and look at them, maybe?

Yes, that's probably best, isn't it?

I'll scan them onto a memory stick
for you and drop it round.

Thanks, that er, we'll speak soon.

Nice to meet you.

You've got a lovely house.

ADRIAN: Sorry about that.
MAX: That's all right. We'll speak soon.

ADRIAN: Okay, nice to see you. Bye.

For God's sake Harry, they're clients!

And I'm your wife.

I bet you'd like to put me
on a memory stick!

- What does that even mean?
- I'm going upstairs. Alone, as per.

I'll be up in a minute.

Ha! Chance'd be a fine thing.

(KETTLE BOILING)

I made you a beef and tomato.

(CHAINS CREAKING)

Try not to spill it.

So, which one shall I open first?

This one.

Hmm, think I can guess what this is.

- Unless I've just broken it.
-(HARRY LAUGHS)

Oh wow! The Flying Scotsman.
I am going to be a busy boy.

I wanted to get you one of those mats

where you roll it all up
and you can take it with you,

but they didn't have any in stock.

Oh well, never mind.
We never go anywhere, do we?

As you're always telling me.

No, no, it's super, thanks darling.

I thought we could do this one together.

Seeing how it's so big.

Oh God, I've dragged you down
to my level, have I?

No, I genuinely want to.

Honestly.

What next?

Here.

This is just a joke.

Okay-

Oh, ho, ho, Bombay Bad Boy!

I've not tried one of these.
I'll have that later, thank you.

This is your main present.

I hope you'll like it.

Hmm, good things come in small packages.

- It's not a bill, is it?
-(BOTH LAUGH)

- What's this?
- A trip to Paris.

- Pafis?
- Yes.

Only for a week, six nights.

I just thought it would be really good
for us to get away,

something different. The city of light!

I see.

How long ago did you
build that darkroom of yours,

eight yea rs?

Nine.

Exactly.

It's about time you came up for air.

I've missed you.

So when are we going?

This afternoon. I've booked a taxi.

My God. You're very good
at keeping secrets, aren't you?

- You're not mad?
- No.

No, no, but erm... what about your work?
They'd never let you have the time off.

No, they were fine about it.
I did have to

run it by you-know-who, but
he couldn't really say no, could he?

No, I suppose not.

Six nights...

Right, well, I'd better go
and sort some things out.

I don't even know where my passport is.

It's all right, I found it downstairs.

- What do you mean?
- It was just in a drawer.

Don't worry about it,
everything's sorted.

And I've got my mum and dad coming
to house sit while we're away.

What? No, no, you can't!

Someone's got to water the plants,
haven't they!

We don't want to come home
and find everything dead?

Shit, shit, shit!

- You haven't seem my keys, have you?
- HARRY: What?

Keys! My darkroom keys!

I never touched them.
Are they in the kitchen?

I thought we could go
and visit those catacombs.

HARRY: You've always wanted
to see them, haven't you?

- Did you get any insurance?
- What?

For the trip, in case one of us
has an accident!

Yes it's all sorted!

Stop worrying, it's your birthday.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(THUD)

Adrian? You all right?

Adrian? Oh my God!

Sorry...

Adrian, stay with me.

You stay with me.

Sorry.

(PHONE RINGS)

MAX: Hello, erm, is Mr Connor in?

CLEANER: No, you'd better come in.

Mrs Connor is through here.

Er, hello.

I don't know if you remember us,
erm, I'm Max, this is Hannah.

We came round...

Your husband did our wedding photos.

Yes, I remember.

Is he in? We wanted to thank him
for doing our photos. And erm,

we got him this, I don't know
if he likes champagne.

Erm...

I'm sorry to have to tell you this,

but...

Adrian died.

What?

Yes, about four months ago.

(EXHALES)

Oh my God, I'm so sorry!

It was a sudden thing,

he had an accident.
Fell down the stairs.

Oh well, we should go.

Yeah, um,

I don't know if you want this now
but I'll leave it anyway.

Thank you.

One thing we were going to mention...

- Max, not now.
- Well, whilst we're here.

It's fine, I don't mind.

What is it?

Well it's just that we've been looking
at houses in this area

and Hannah took a real shine
to this one.

- Don't blame me!
- Well, you did.

We both did, and we were going to say,
if you were ever thinking about selling,

would you please let us know first.

But don't feel you have to
on our account.

We're very happy for you to stay
as long as you like, aren't we?

Yeah, yeah, you take your time.

Thank you, that's very kind of you.

To be honest
I can't about moving at the moment.

But do leave me your number.

Okay-

I'll give you my email as well.

HANNAH: I'm so sorry.

- We'll see ourselves out.
- Yeah.

I wonder what's down there?

Max! It's not our house yet.

We could build a home cinema.

No! It's gonna be a gym.

Can I clean in here now?

Yes. Thank you, Agnes.

You don't have to do this, you know.

I want to. At least for now.

Is everything okay, Mrs Connor?

No, not really.

I still can't get my head around it.

If I hadn't booked that trip,

if Adrian hadn't fallen,

I never would have found you.

I know.

He told me he'd sacked you

and you'd just left.

I remember it like it was yesterday.

It was not yesterday, it was nine years.

I'm so sorry, Agnes.

I thought I was living
with the most boring man in the world.

Turns out he was a monster.

You saved us, Mrs Connor.
That's all that matters.

Hello, Levi. Have you come
to see your mummy?

(SPEAKING POLISH)

Don't forget to lock the door!

(SPEAKING POLISH)

When you found us...

You should have let him die.

I couldn't do that, Agnes.

He's my husband.

To have and to hold.

From this day forward...

For better for worse...

For richer, for poorer...

In sickness and in health.

To love and to cherish.

Till death us do part.

(CLOSING THEME PLAYING)