Original subtitles

Good morning

Morning

Mom and Dad call you yet

Reminder not landed yet it's like what an 8 hour time zone difference

Yeah

I was last night

Prime

What happened

You can talk to me

Bruce what happened

We broke up

Why

Did you get scared of commitment issues again

No

Did she cheat on you

Well then what happened you look so sad

Only want to talk about it

Come on you know you can talk to me

When to have sex

Ever

What is she a prude

It shouldn't seem that way

She's saving herself for marriage

Is she really a lesbian

My dick is just too big

Stop laughing it's not funny I'm sure I've never heard something like that

What happened to her or something

Haley I couldn't even that big

Really how bad could it be

She was a petite girl I could see where a big dick be an issue

So is that mine

I really having this conversation

Burger

7

Seriously

Seriously

10

10 inch dick

You have a 10 inch dick

Marysville prom

And I can see why my mommy did the ad

Forever Alone

I want to see it

Are you serious right now I need to see it

I'm just getting a little weird to your homework and I'll cook it for you until Mom and Dad get home

I can even clean your entire room

One look

Hey

But Mom and Dad I swear I won't tell anybody

Synonym

What are you doing your sister

Step sister

Google

Hi

Oh my God

Oh my God

Oh my God

All the women in your family

Big big big love little sis