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Hello? Hello, Glenn. It's Ali Davis.
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Yes, baby! I'm excited, too.
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But wait, what?
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Yes, I know Sports Illustrated
wants Serena for June,
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but before we talk about that client,
we need to talk about Lisa Leslie,
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who will be front and centre at the shoot.
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What? Oh, oh, no.
No, this ain't a negotiation.
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It's centre position or tall-ass girl
ain't showing up for the shoot!
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Big news in basketball.
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College sensation Jamal Barry
declared himself eligible
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- for the NBA draft.
- What? Excuse me,
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- I am her agent.
- He has not yet signed with an agent.
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Oh, no, no.
Glenn, don't go there with me.
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What'd you say? Oh, no, no.
No, no, no.
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Oh, you. No. No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no.
Glenn, no, you listen!
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Unless Lisa is guaranteed
centre position in writing,
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you'd better learn how to Photoshop
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because you ain't gonna have
any of my clients
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in your magazine ever again!
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You know what? Goodbye.
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I'm not dealing with stupid people today.
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- Good morning?
- Good morning.
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Oh, he's calling back!
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You know what? Can you deal
with the slow people today?
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I can't.
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Hey, Glenn, let me see if I can get her.
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You know what? She just stepped out.
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I'll have her return. Buh-bye.
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How long have you been up?
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Ooh, since 3:00 a.m.,
and I've been crushing it all morning,
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talking to Nike and Puma.
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But I've decided I'm going
to take Candace to Adidas,
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because they stepped up.
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- You're dinging.
- Oh, no, stop it.
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Please stop. Here, stop it!
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Go away!
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Mari created this
Lovefinders.com profile for me.
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Can you please get rid of it?
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All these stupid alerts keep coming up.
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- I will have it taken down ASAP.
- Mm-hmm.
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If that's definitely what you want?
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That is definitely what I want.
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Okay. It's just... It's been a minute.
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Uh, how would you know?
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- Well, I keep your calendar.
- Booty calls aren't in there.
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Just please do what I ask you to do.
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Thank you. Ooh, I got to go.
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Dry cleaning is here,
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and I really feel like the black skirt,
houndstooth jacket screams,
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"Damn right you're making me partner!
Took you bitches long enough."
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You know what, Brandon?
Just because you're gay,
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doesn't mean you're fabulous, okurrr?
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- Okurr.
- It's okurrr.
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I... I can't even...
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Come on, honey, walk like you
are an assistant to a partner.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Let's go.
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Holy Mother of Men's Health and Fitness,
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what is happening here?
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Oh, that's my new neighbour.
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Captain Fucktastic, that's what
I've been calling him. Right?
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Yeah.
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- Hi.
- Hi. Hi.
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Such a nice day for a jog.
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I like running.
I just don't like running alone.
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He's gay.
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Anyone seen the new Gaga video?
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No, he's not.
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God.
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Not even a sideways eye fuck. Nada.
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What's going on in his head?
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What, my ass doesn't look good
in this skirt?
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Oh, given the current climate,
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it feels inappropriate
for me to comment on your body.
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- Brandon!
- Tight as a snare drum.
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You could bounce a quarter off that thing.
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You know what? Screw him.
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- Today's my day. I'm making partner, baby.
- Mm-hmm!
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And no man, I don't care how fucktastic,
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is gonna kill my vibe.
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It's Mari,
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she says she wants you
to bring champagne
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to the bachelorette party
'cause Olivia's always sucks.
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Okay, Bridezilla, take a Xanax.
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So, seeing as how today's
the big day and all,
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I was wondering if,
once you get bumped up to partner,
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you might...
see any changes in store for me?
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Look, you make a great assistant,
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but you'd be a shitty agent.
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And I say that with love.
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I know, right? Totally.
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Luckily, I'm blissfully happy
just being your assistant...
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Good.
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...in perpetuity.
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Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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Check out the sweet new wheels.
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A pre-celebration for the big day, huh?
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No, Ethan.
Just... another day at the office.
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- Rolling calls, crushing balls.
- Good morning, Ms. Davis.
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Ah, ladies first. Thank you.
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I mean,
this should've happened years ago.
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It's crazy that I'm a partner
and you're not
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just 'cause I signed Matt Ryan.
I mean, come on!
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I mean, in fairness to me,
monster signing, but still...
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Yeah, you're right, Ethan. It is crazy.
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That's what I said.
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Well, I'm rooting for you.
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- Fingers crossed, right?
- Thanks, Ethan.
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I can't.
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Ali Davis's office. Hi, Mari.
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Mari says she knows you're here.
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She has a quick
bachelorette party question.
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Tell her I'm all good
for tomorrow night.
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Text me any specifics.
But be supportive, you know.
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Make it sound like I wish
I had time to shoot the shit.
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Hey, girl. Ali can't wait to get it.
It's gonna be a partay.
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Hey, hey, pop quiz!
What is being kicked today?
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- A world of ass!
- Boom!
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- Sorry.
- Staff meeting in five.
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I swear to God, bro, don't fuck with me!
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Fuck you, bro! I'll rip out
your eyes and fuck the sockets!
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I'll fuck your mom!
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Ad agency exec?
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Oh, no, it's my brother.
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Yeah, we're doing that whole
fantasy football prep.
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Anyway, want a doughnut?
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Sure. Thanks.
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Hey. It's always good to see you guys.
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It always brightens my day.
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Oh, thanks, Danny.
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You said you were gonna
fuck your brother's ma?
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- Our mom, yeah.
- Uh-huh. Okay.
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So, we're laying in bed and she says,
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"Do you even know my name?"
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- No clue, right? None.
- I have no clue.
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So, I pretend to be all appalled by this.
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I run off to the bathroom,
I sneak to the kitchen,
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I start looking through her mail,
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I find a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon.
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I'm buck naked, mind you.
She comes in, I go,
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"Oh, good morning, uh, Resident."
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And knowing you, Kevin,
you kept the coupon.
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You know I did.
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Story gets better, I'll finish it later.
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Oh, come on, Ali can handle
locker-room talk. Right, bro?
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Yeah, I'm sure you'll get
the X-rated version at poker night.
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Why do you keep on this?
There's no poker night.
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If there was a poker night,
we would invite you
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'cause I'd like to take your money.
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- Really?
- No poker night.
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None, nada, zip!
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Ooh, I'ma need you to calm down,
baby man child.
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Mm.
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Looking like Bamm-Bamm.
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Boom! Seize the day, right?
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That's why we're here.
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We seize the day here at Summit!
That's right!
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That's right! Good to see you!
How you doing?
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You keep telling yourself that.
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All right. Gentlemen...
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Headline news:
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Jamal Barry will be the number-one pick
in the NBA draft,
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and he's meeting with agents.
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Now, I love Jamal.
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Not only because he's a big-time player,
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but he's a franchise maker.
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But Jamal does come with some baggage.
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Dear old dad.
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Guy legally changed his name to Joe Dolla,
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which he's also calling his line
of nutritional supplements.
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So, now you know what we're up against.
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So, here's what we need.
We need to let him know
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that he'll have
the entire team around him.
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Because our teamwork
makes their dream work!
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- Whoo!
- That's right! All right!
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Now, speaking... speaking of teamwork,
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I think we got ourselves...
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a championship ball.
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Right?
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And I think you know what this means.
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That means somebody in this room
is about to be knighted.
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Now, that could be you. Uh-huh.
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It could be you.
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You had a good year.
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But anyway, before I name names...
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I got to say something about this person.
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This person...
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is tough as nails,
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plays with passion and grit.
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This person...
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has brass balls
when it comes to negotiations.
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Now, it's my honour
to confer title of partner
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to the person synonymous
with Summit Worldwide Management.
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Let's give it up for the newest
member of the partners club!
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Here you go! Eddie Allen!
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- Ali?
- Whoo!
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That's a great interception, Ali,
but that pass was to Eddie.
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- Yeah, he said "Eddie."
- Eddie, that's right.
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Pass that ball to Eddie. Eddie!
Eddie Allen, our new partner!
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Way to go, Eddie! Good job.
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- Great year!
- Yeah!
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- Eddie Allen, boys!
- Whoo!
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- That's our new partner!
- All right!
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Hand him the ball. That's right.
Give it up.
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You want to hand the ball to Eddie.
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That's right. Hand the ball over.
That's right, there you are.
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- Eddie Allen! Congratulations to Eddie!
- Yeah! Whoo!
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That's teamwork right there! Teamwork!
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Is this a joke, Nick? Huh?
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I mean, what the fuck do I have to do
to make partner?
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Breathe. Grab a Fiji.
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I mean, you know the deal.
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It has to be unanimous partner approval.
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Okay. So who was it?
It was Kevin, wasn't it?
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I knew it was Kevin.
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It's anonymous,
so I honestly couldn't tell you.
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This is bullshit. This is boys-club
bullshit, and you know it!
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Look, this is a meritocracy.
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So, you're not entitled to be a partner.
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I'm sorry, "entitled"?
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Oh, well, you name someone who reps
more Olympic gold medallists than me.
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I have clients on the cover
of Sports Illustrated and Vogue
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in the same month!
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But you don't have any of
the big three clients, do you?
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The MLB, the NBA, the NFL.
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I mean, Eddie signed Mitchell Trubisky.
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That's a number-one draft pick.
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Boom. Done.
230
00:10:31,924 --> 00:10:33,134
- Boom!
- Yeah.
231
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,636
- Okay.
- Ali. Ali!
232
00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:37,763
Look. So I'm gonna be honest with you.
233
00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,850
You don't connect well with men.
234
00:10:42,018 --> 00:10:44,520
That means you're doing great
in your lane.
235
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,773
So, let's just stay in your lane.
236
00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:52,278
- Okay?
- Okay. Are you finished?
237
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:54,739
- Yeah, I'm good.
- Great.
238
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,158
I have to go get back in my female lane.
239
00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:00,828
Have a great day, dick... I mean, Nick.
240
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:01,911
What'd I say?
241
00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:09,503
Listen up, assholes!
242
00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:13,632
I am personally going to sign Jamal Barry.
243
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,384
- Uhh.
- This is fair warning.
244
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:19,180
Buckle up, backstabbing bitches.
245
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,398
Hey, Ali, how you doing?
246
00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:32,360
Fan-fucking-tastic. Couldn't be better!
247
00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:33,736
Hey, Skip! Your daughter's here.
248
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:34,819
Hey, Dad!
249
00:11:35,196 --> 00:11:36,364
- Hey, you're early.
- Yeah.
250
00:11:36,447 --> 00:11:37,447
Break.
251
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,660
Doesn't look like you're headed
for a celebratory dinner.
252
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:45,998
No, because they made
a 31-year-old suck-up partner.
253
00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:48,084
But I'm good, Daddy. You know why?
254
00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:51,629
Because I go high when they go low.
255
00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:54,298
- You want to talk about it?
- Yes, I want to talk!
256
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,634
Let me just get these hand wraps...
257
00:11:56,717 --> 00:12:00,971
These hand wraps are... Gets me so...
258
00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:05,518
I work harder than all of 'em.
I do my job better.
259
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:07,353
And they're still trying to hold me down.
260
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:10,022
They hit you, you hit back even harder.
261
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,358
You got you.
262
00:12:12,817 --> 00:12:14,819
You hear me? You got you.
263
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,672
How am I supposed to fight a system
that's rigged against me, Daddy, huh?
264
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:18,531
Tell me that!
265
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:22,451
You deliver on your word.
You sign Jamal Barry.
266
00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:24,120
Then you're undeniable.
267
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,581
You're right. You're right!
268
00:12:27,665 --> 00:12:28,999
Just shake the shit off.
269
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,961
I got me. I got me.
270
00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:34,087
Come on.
271
00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:36,257
And soon...
272
00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,176
I'm gonna sign Jamal Barry.
273
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,513
That's it, that's it, that's it. Yeah.
274
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,559
Yes! Break.
275
00:12:47,393 --> 00:12:49,562
- Good talk, good talk.
- Thanks, Daddy.
276
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,565
- Oh! Ho-ho-ho!
- I didn't hear the bell.
277
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:55,317
That's my girl. That's my girl.
278
00:12:55,401 --> 00:12:56,652
I love you.
279
00:12:57,153 --> 00:13:01,740
I can't believe I leased
that stupid expensive Porsche.
280
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,994
I just knew I was gonna get it this time.
281
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,496
Fake it till you make it, girl.
282
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:11,917
Who is that new bartender?
283
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,713
Oh, that's Will.
He's been here a couple of months.
284
00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:22,720
Uh, you know what, Dad? I think
I'm gonna stay and have another drink.
285
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:23,804
Uh-huh.
286
00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:25,931
- I got the bill, don't worry.
- Yeah, yeah.
287
00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:28,934
- Thank you for my pep talk.
- Oh, you're welcome.
288
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:31,269
Muah.
289
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,064
Don't look at me like that.
290
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,167
Hi.
291
00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:55,836
Hi.
292
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,463
So, what you mixing?
293
00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,382
How about a bespoke cocktail
tailored specifically for you?
294
00:14:00,758 --> 00:14:03,093
- For me?
- Let me just get a look at you.
295
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:06,472
No, don't laugh. Wait a minute.
296
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:08,015
All right, now turn this way.
297
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:09,517
Turn the other way.
298
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,229
Okay. I got you.
299
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:14,605
Okay.
300
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,984
Oh, oh, no, no, no,
I'm not a vodka girl.
301
00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:21,779
I really like whisky. I like dark.
302
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:23,822
- Oh, do you?
- Mm-hmm.
303
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,908
Would you go to a symphony,
hop up on stage
304
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:28,077
and tell the conductor
he needs more cello?
305
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,205
- Probably, but go ahead.
- Uh-huh.
306
00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:38,295
Okay. All right.
307
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,091
I call this "The All You."
308
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:44,802
All me.
309
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,637
- All you.
- Mm-hmm.
310
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:51,517
Mmm.
311
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,435
Mmm.
312
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:56,438
This is really good. Do I taste rose?
313
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,608
You do. It's the cardamom rose syrup.
I make it myself.
314
00:14:59,692 --> 00:15:03,279
And it pairs perfectly with the Cîroc
you tried to get me to stop pouring.
315
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:09,743
Um... Would you like to try it?
316
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:12,663
I mean, if you don't mind
sharing my straw.
317
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:18,918
Uh...
318
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,730
Yeah.
319
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:41,066
Where'd you say your bedroom was? Huh?
320
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:42,735
Oh! Over there?
321
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:45,404
It's, uh... somewhere back there.
322
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:47,114
Go find it.
323
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,617
Ooh, girl, what I'm about to do to you!
324
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,493
Yeah, show me, papi!
325
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:52,870
Oh, yeah.
326
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:56,040
- To the left.
- Wait.
327
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,958
To the left. To the right, to the right!
328
00:15:58,042 --> 00:16:00,252
- Wait, hold...
- To the left!
329
00:16:00,336 --> 00:16:01,587
Ah! Can we talk about...
330
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:04,423
- Oh!
- Ow! Ah, ah!
331
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,842
Hold on! Ah...
332
00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:08,761
Uh!
333
00:16:09,762 --> 00:16:11,555
Uh... Okay.
334
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,641
- Uh...
- Ooh.
335
00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:19,563
Oh!
336
00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:21,357
Oh, that's it! Oh, my God!
337
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,692
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
338
00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:25,319
I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
339
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,324
Whoa! Ah! Ah!
340
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:33,661
Ooh! Ooh, ooh.
341
00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:35,329
That was great.
342
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,128
Yeah.
343
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,281
- Who are you?
- I'm Ben.
344
00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,575
I hope it's okay I borrowed your mask.
345
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,912
Welcome to Wakanda.
346
00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:20,833
What?
347
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:21,916
Hey, Ben.
348
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,294
Ben. Ben! Oh, uh.
349
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:25,754
Hey. Hey, buddy.
350
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,649
I thought Brody's dad
was dropping you off at 10:00.
351
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,174
It's 10:05.
352
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:31,343
- 10:05...
- Oh, okay, uh...
353
00:17:31,427 --> 00:17:33,595
Go... Go play with some Legos.
Daddy's getting up.
354
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:34,698
- Now go, go play.
- I... I need...
355
00:17:34,722 --> 00:17:37,391
- I need my, uh, my mask.
- The nasty... Oh.
356
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:40,519
Don't... Close your mouth.
Don't breathe. Don't say nothing. Just...
357
00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:42,688
- Can I... Just...
- That mask...
358
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,149
- The little...
- Thank you!
359
00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:47,276
Come on, baby, go. Just play Legos.
360
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:50,696
Go play some Legos.
I'ma be there. Daddy's coming.
361
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:51,939
- All right.
- You have a kid?
362
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,031
He was at a sleepover.
363
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,992
Obviously, I did not want him to see this.
364
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,035
Oh, my God. This is terrible.
365
00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,413
- Baby, where are you going?
- I'm never late.
366
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,333
I'm so late!
I'm so late, so late, so late.
367
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,589
You're married?
368
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:09,506
Wait. No...
369
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:12,384
Okay, what time does
she get here, huh? 10:18?
370
00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:15,137
- Jerk!
- It's not what you think...
371
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,515
I knew that wasn't a mask.
372
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,980
45K. I know it's a starter model
for me, but I'm in the game now.
373
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,192
Ali, hey, hey! Good of you to join us.
374
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,319
- Hey!
- You know Devonta and John, right?
375
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:31,820
- Devonta, of course!
- Yeah.
376
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,490
- I love your hair like that.
- Your hair...
377
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:35,949
Thank you! Hey, John.
378
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:37,713
I can't see your hair
all the way up there.
379
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:38,786
Good to see you, though.
380
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:41,222
- Hey, you got a little some...
- Hey, no, you got something!
381
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,498
Don't you try that, cutie.
382
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,309
- Thank God, you're here.
- Yes.
383
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,834
We have a centre-position situation.
384
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,003
No, we don't have a situation,
we have a contract.
385
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,838
- That's the situation.
- Okay.
386
00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:52,402
Uh, not asking, just informing:
you have a condom on your back.
387
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,110
- A what?
- You have a condom on your back.
388
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,053
A what? Oh, my God.
Get it off. Get it off!
389
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,136
Get it off!
390
00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,491
Please remember this when
you're considering my raise.
391
00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:01,517
Yeah, take it to your grave
or I will kill you.
392
00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,062
What is this centre-position bullshit?
393
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,981
Which asshole in here doesn't understand
the concept of a contract?
394
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:10,275
- Hold...
- Kevin! Do not talk over me.
395
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,028
Tell whichever asshole here
396
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,531
who wants to try to bump Lisa
from centre position
397
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,032
- to step to me...
- Okay.
398
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:18,755
...and not hide behind you motherfuckers.
399
00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:19,826
Great.
400
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,745
Tell him yourself
'cause he's right behind you.
401
00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:22,663
Where?
402
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,164
Peek-a-boo.
403
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:26,375
Business rule number one:
404
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,919
You should never call somebody
an asshole behind they back.
405
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,754
- You know who said that?
- No, I do not.
406
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:32,840
- Asparagus Chevrolet.
- Who?
407
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:36,051
You know,
a co-founder of General Motors, 1884.
408
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:37,761
Ali Davis...
409
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,472
meet Joe Dolla, Jamal Barry's father.
410
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:43,350
And manager.
411
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,685
And bodyguard.
412
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:47,563
And psychologist and nutritionist
413
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:50,482
and trainer and sociologist and urologist.
414
00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:52,234
That means everything.
415
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,319
- Wow, that's a lot. Uh...
- Mm-hmm.
416
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,697
You know the second rule of business?
417
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,949
There's always a win-win situation
418
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,660
where everyone walks away happy.
You like that?
419
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,161
I know that's right.
420
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,914
But it don't always happen
like that in sports. It don't.
421
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,165
Somebody got to win,
422
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,543
and somebody got to taste
the agony of defeat,
423
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,211
like that blind ski jumper.
424
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:12,963
Yeah. It's a lethal day.
425
00:20:13,589 --> 00:20:15,269
Decapitated.
Just help us out here, please?
426
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,509
- Ali D!
- Lisa!
427
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:21,555
Hey, girl, look at you!
Six feet five inches of perfect.
428
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,806
What's the holdup here?
429
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,018
Yeah, I was gonna come over
and talk to you about that.
430
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:30,314
We were talking about the cover image,
and...
431
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,399
of course,
you're guaranteed centre position.
432
00:20:33,025 --> 00:20:37,487
But we were... we were thinking that
maybe you'd split it
433
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,032
with, um, Jamal Barry,
434
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,159
the projected number-one NBA draft pick?
435
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,746
- Split it?
- Mm-hmm.
436
00:20:46,455 --> 00:20:48,707
Let me ask you guys a question.
Are you good at math?
437
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,550
- Yes, summa cum laude.
- Not my strong suit.
438
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:51,877
I got through.
439
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,171
So how many championships
does Jamal Barry have?
440
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:58,216
None. But this is
the "Legends and Rising Stars" issue.
441
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:02,137
I have two championships,
three MVPs, and four gold medals.
442
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:05,349
Now add that up and tell me
if I'm gonna share my magazine cover
443
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,143
with whatever dude is here
or the flavour of the month.
444
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,603
Uh...
445
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,024
Okay. You're right. You are right.
446
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,276
Give the woman the throne, gents!
447
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,112
She's earned it. And we have a contract.
448
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:22,783
Boom! I'm so glad my agents
are mad geniuses.
449
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,011
And Ali, you got an old wine stain
on your blouse.
450
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:27,537
Girl, yes, wine next week!
Your house.
451
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,248
- So, you mentioned win-win.
- Yes.
452
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,000
And I ate all those shrimps over there.
453
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,627
You understand? So, I win.
454
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,880
My son Jamal is not gonna be
a part of this photo shoot.
455
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,716
You lose. Now watch this.
456
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:40,926
Jamal, let's go!
457
00:21:44,262 --> 00:21:46,098
Jamal, it was...
458
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:47,598
very nice to...
459
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:51,561
- Well, that could've gone worse.
- How?
460
00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:53,814
Could've noticed the used condom
on your back earlier.
461
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,734
That was a rubber glove.
I was dyeing my hair, you asshole.
462
00:21:58,235 --> 00:22:00,445
Yeah... dyeing your hair with semen.
463
00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:03,657
So, the wine gal at Rite Aid
464
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:06,326
said this was their bestseller
for bachelorette parties.
465
00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:09,287
Well, your taste in champagne
hasn't evolved much since college,
466
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:10,622
but down the hatch.
467
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,582
Kinda Chablis
meets NyQuil and bleach.
468
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,543
- Oh, it's burnt.
- Hello, everyone!
469
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,128
- Hey, girl.
- Sorry I'm late.
470
00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,254
Ah.
471
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,630
Look at you and your boobies.
472
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:21,133
- I picked up some champagne.
- Thank God, real champagne!
473
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:22,801
Good. Because mine sucked.
474
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:25,178
Happy last days of
being a single woman, cousin.
475
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,346
Lots of dicks here.
476
00:22:26,430 --> 00:22:28,140
Okay, you need to put that down.
477
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:29,516
Oh.
478
00:22:29,975 --> 00:22:30,809
- What'd I miss?
- Uh-oh.
479
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,644
- Oh, I know that face.
- Ali...
480
00:22:33,228 --> 00:22:34,228
- Yeah.
- Oh.
481
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:35,939
You didn't make partner, did you?
482
00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:38,400
Did that little shit Brandon text you?
483
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:42,779
Uh, no, your half-ass angry smile
kinda gave it all away.
484
00:22:42,863 --> 00:22:44,823
I just can't believe that Nick
485
00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:47,492
tried to sell me some bullshit about how...
486
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:50,245
how I don't connect with men.
487
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:51,955
Can you believe that?
488
00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:53,081
Mm.
489
00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:54,166
Me!
490
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:55,584
- I mean, it...
- Uh...
491
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,961
- What?
- Uh, let me see that bottle.
492
00:22:58,045 --> 00:22:59,755
- Nothing!
- Nothing, I...
493
00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:02,299
Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
494
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,760
Well... I don't get it.
495
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:07,888
Right? I grew up around men all my life.
496
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,848
- Like, fuck him!
- Mm, Ali...
497
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,266
I think I'm gonna call a Lyft.
498
00:23:11,349 --> 00:23:15,812
No. No.
No one's calling anything, because...
499
00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:19,066
- we should be smoking up.
- Ciarra!
500
00:23:19,149 --> 00:23:21,526
I haven't smoked that in 25 years.
501
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,780
I'm high on Christ.
I don't need it anymore.
502
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,574
Okay, so...
503
00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:30,911
I have a special surprise for you ladies.
504
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,662
- Oh.
- I love surprises.
505
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:38,627
Now, we all know that Mari and James
have a bright and shiny future. Okay?
506
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,629
But specifics are good, right?
507
00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:43,131
So I hired a psychic. Come on.
508
00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:45,634
- Come on! Yes!
- That's really sweet, Olivia.
509
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:50,680
But don't nobody want no Dionne Warwick
psychic-hotline con artist
510
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:52,182
spinning bullshit about our past.
511
00:23:52,265 --> 00:23:55,435
Okay, well, she's already here,
and she probably can hear you, so...
512
00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:57,812
Ah.
513
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:19,417
Where did you find her?
514
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,837
- Facebook.
- What?
515
00:24:22,379 --> 00:24:24,756
All right, ladies...
516
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:32,013
our spiritual journey tonight
will begin with...
517
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:37,686
Oh!
518
00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:40,790
♪ Old school players to new school fools ♪
519
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:42,190
♪ Kast keep it jumpin"... ♪
520
00:24:43,275 --> 00:24:44,526
♪ Nigga be tryin' to... ♪
521
00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:45,819
♪ Ain't your mama pretty ♪
522
00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,404
♪ Got meatballs in her titty ♪
523
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,905
Bee-otch!
524
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:01,417
You.
525
00:25:03,211 --> 00:25:04,211
My card.
526
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:06,297
Um...
527
00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:10,218
Please tap these cards.
528
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:16,932
Thank you.
529
00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,105
Hmm.
530
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:28,111
Hmm!
531
00:25:29,905 --> 00:25:30,905
Mm.
532
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,618
Mmm. Mmm!
533
00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:39,206
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
534
00:25:39,623 --> 00:25:40,624
Mmm!
535
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,458
Mmm!
536
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:45,170
Uh! Uh!
537
00:25:51,176 --> 00:25:53,053
It says here you're
having problems at work.
538
00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:57,098
Yeah, you heard me
talking to my girlfriends.
539
00:25:57,182 --> 00:25:59,351
Mm-hmm. Mm, mm. Mm!
540
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:04,439
There's a man there
who does not want you to succeed.
541
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,483
Uh, he feels threatened by you.
542
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,818
Ah. A man? Trya dozen.
543
00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:12,280
There's also a man who you
will have a relationship with.
544
00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,451
And his name begins with...
545
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:19,578
W.
546
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:23,875
- Will?
- Wait, ho...
547
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,795
How did you know that?
How the fuck did you know that?
548
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:31,049
Were you spying on me
at the Highland Tap last night?
549
00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:32,425
Ma'am, I don't know who you are.
550
00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:34,886
Plus, I'm 19 years sober.
551
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:38,306
If you don't count the weed
and the peyote and the crack.
552
00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:39,516
Crack?
553
00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:43,687
I was just kidding.
554
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:45,772
Fuck the goddamn shit.
555
00:26:47,023 --> 00:26:49,442
You want to know
how to connect with men, right?
556
00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:51,736
- Uh...
- Well, I can help you
557
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:53,863
open your inner portal.
558
00:26:54,990 --> 00:26:55,990
Yeah.
559
00:26:56,199 --> 00:26:58,952
So, let's just... have some tea.
560
00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:02,038
- Oh, I don't really like tea.
- No, no, have some.
561
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:04,082
Oh, what's that smell?
562
00:27:04,165 --> 00:27:06,876
Oh, that's the fey lougawou plant.
563
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,920
It's an extract from Haiti.
564
00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:10,255
Then I can read you.
565
00:27:16,928 --> 00:27:17,928
Just take a sip.
566
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:21,891
Go on, take a sip. Relax.
567
00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:22,975
- Ew.
- Oh.
568
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,604
Whoa, yes!
569
00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:30,108
Now...
570
00:27:30,191 --> 00:27:31,609
Oh, yeah, drink it.
571
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:34,237
- Get it down. Sip it.
- Uh...
572
00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:38,992
Oh. Travel within. Feel yourself.
573
00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:41,911
Feel it. Relax.
574
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:43,747
You are yin...
575
00:27:44,414 --> 00:27:45,999
and you are yang.
576
00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:51,629
You are both male and female.
577
00:27:53,882 --> 00:27:56,343
Ali. Oh, feel it all inside.
578
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:59,262
Let it work your insides.
579
00:28:00,555 --> 00:28:01,806
You are yin...
580
00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:03,391
Do you feel it?
581
00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:05,435
...and you are yang.
582
00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:07,896
Journey within.
583
00:28:07,979 --> 00:28:11,816
Hear your inner, inner, inner voice.
584
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:12,900
Ali.
585
00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,363
I'm ready to shake a tail feather!
586
00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:20,367
- We didn't get enough of that bong.
- Hey, Lyft driver!
587
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:23,745
- Are you ready for the girls?
- Whoo!
588
00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:26,581
- The party bus has arrived!
- Yes!
589
00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:28,416
Bitch said my fashion was terrible.
590
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,211
Oh, that was so much fun.
It was such a great reading.
591
00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:01,991
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
take it easy, girl.
592
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:05,286
I don't want to spend my special night
holding your hair out of the toilet.
593
00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:07,497
- No, girl, I'm good.
- Okay.
594
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,583
I don't know if it's that freaky tea
595
00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:13,378
or if it's all the weed and the Hennessy,
596
00:29:13,461 --> 00:29:16,089
but honey, I am feeling it!
597
00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:18,716
Is anybody else feeling...
598
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:34,858
That's my song!
599
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:37,360
Uh, actually, it's my song.
600
00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:39,070
- Oh!
- You... You remember?
601
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:40,780
Before I started following the Lord,
602
00:29:40,864 --> 00:29:43,700
I was following 2 Live Crew on tour.
603
00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:46,411
- It's true, it's so true.
- Oh, my God!
604
00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:49,581
Little secret here...
this song is about me.
605
00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:56,003
All right.
606
00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:01,926
Okay, I gotta go. I gotta go. Move.
607
00:30:14,731 --> 00:30:16,524
- Ooh!
- Whoo!
608
00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:33,791
Oh, someone had too much whisky tonight.
609
00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:42,758
Whoo!
610
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:46,345
Whoo!
611
00:30:54,354 --> 00:30:55,230
Whoo!
612
00:30:55,313 --> 00:30:56,689
Ah! Ah!
613
00:31:06,991 --> 00:31:09,327
Oh. Morning, Ms. Davis.
614
00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:11,412
All your signs look good,
615
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:15,416
but I'm gonna check your vitals once more
before we release you back in the wild.
616
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:18,753
Thank God
this one didn't die on me.
617
00:31:18,836 --> 00:31:21,714
Some dickweed shoves
a whole hairdryer into his rectum,
618
00:31:21,798 --> 00:31:23,550
electrocutes himself in the shower,
619
00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:25,301
but somehow I'm responsible.
620
00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:26,594
I mean, who does that?
621
00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:28,471
Um, excuse me.
622
00:31:28,555 --> 00:31:30,056
- Hmm?
- Doc.
623
00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:32,350
- Did you say something?
- No.
624
00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:38,565
You did. You said something about
some dude shoving a hairdryer up his ass.
625
00:31:39,899 --> 00:31:42,026
- I don't think I did.
- No, I heard you.
626
00:31:42,277 --> 00:31:43,486
And that's... that's weird.
627
00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:45,780
That's something very weird to say.
628
00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:48,825
Oh, well, anyway, uh...
629
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:51,119
Blood pressure's normal. All good.
630
00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:53,329
I must be losing it.
631
00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,456
Starting today, no more drinking at work.
632
00:31:55,832 --> 00:31:57,292
- Just cocaine.
- Hey!
633
00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:00,044
Why are you telling me
about your coke problem?
634
00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:03,006
A, it makes me very uncomfortable.
You're a doctor.
635
00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:05,216
And B, just too much information.
636
00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:08,886
- I didn't say anything.
- You did.
637
00:32:09,387 --> 00:32:11,431
- Are you taping this?
- What?
638
00:32:11,514 --> 00:32:12,765
I'm calling a lawyer.
639
00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:15,268
You need rehab.
640
00:32:16,269 --> 00:32:17,562
Where's my cell phone?
641
00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:19,647
Oh, you're okay. Hallelujah.
642
00:32:19,731 --> 00:32:22,358
Praise the Lord.
I've been praying and fasting all night.
643
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,694
- I'm starving! Muah, muah.
- Oh, you are so dramatic.
644
00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:25,903
And my knees are killing me.
645
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:28,239
Hey, girl, I got some Combos.
Raided the vending machine!
646
00:32:28,323 --> 00:32:31,451
This place smells like gonorrhoea. Ugh!
647
00:32:31,534 --> 00:32:32,994
- What did you say?
- Hmm?
648
00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:35,872
- Ms. Davis, you're free to go.
- Oh, finally!
649
00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,957
I can take you home
or I brought work clothes.
650
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,041
Work.
651
00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:42,420
- Ali, can't you take it easy for a change?
- No, no, no. Don't do that.
652
00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:44,505
You know what,
close that so I can get dressed.
653
00:32:46,591 --> 00:32:48,176
- Hey, queen.
- Hi, how are you?
654
00:32:48,259 --> 00:32:51,012
I'm good. So... here's the T.
655
00:32:51,095 --> 00:32:53,848
We had a bachelorette party last night,
and we're a little hung over.
656
00:32:53,931 --> 00:32:57,352
So if you could just
hook us up with some... Oxy?
657
00:32:57,435 --> 00:32:59,062
No, ma'am, I'm sorry. I can't do that.
658
00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,396
Darvocet?
659
00:33:00,938 --> 00:33:01,938
Percocet?
660
00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:03,983
Any 'cets?
661
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:07,695
All the 'cets? Oh, you nasty!
All the 'cets?
662
00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:09,364
No, ma'am, we can't do that. Sorry.
663
00:33:09,447 --> 00:33:12,617
Okay, this is gonna change your mind.
664
00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:14,202
Gonna blow your mind.
665
00:33:14,285 --> 00:33:15,429
- No, I'm sorry.
- Meet me on eight.
666
00:33:15,453 --> 00:33:17,497
Girl, I can't do transactions
in public like this.
667
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:18,915
On eight, in the closet.
668
00:33:19,916 --> 00:33:23,044
Oh, my doctor says
I can't drive for a week.
669
00:33:23,336 --> 00:33:26,589
Which should give me enough time
to find my driver's licence.
670
00:33:27,465 --> 00:33:30,343
Which could be anywhere, after last night.
671
00:33:30,426 --> 00:33:33,638
Well, at least I don't have to
peel used condoms off your back today.
672
00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:34,722
So far.
673
00:33:36,391 --> 00:33:38,559
Okay, stop doing that.
674
00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:39,686
Stop doing what?
675
00:33:39,769 --> 00:33:41,771
Talking without moving your mouth
676
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:45,024
and saying rude shit
you should not be saying to your boss.
677
00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:46,234
I swear on my life
678
00:33:46,317 --> 00:33:49,529
I would never say anything disrespectful
or inappropriate to you ever.
679
00:33:49,779 --> 00:33:51,489
Which is more than I can say for you.
680
00:33:51,906 --> 00:33:53,491
Right there. You just did it.
681
00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:55,174
You said, "More than I can say for you."
682
00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:57,537
And then there was that crack
about the condom on my back.
683
00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:00,123
- I heard you say it!
- But I... I didn't say it.
684
00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:01,624
Holy shit, are you reading my mind?
685
00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:04,502
Because if you can hear
my inner thoughts, I am super fucked!
686
00:34:04,585 --> 00:34:07,380
I can hear your inner thoughts,
and you are super fucked!
687
00:34:10,133 --> 00:34:11,342
Stop screaming!
688
00:34:11,843 --> 00:34:13,511
I said stop doing that!
689
00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:15,221
- Okay, Brandon, pull over.
- Okay.
690
00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:17,074
- Pull over, I need some air.
- I'm pulling over.
691
00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:18,618
I need some air. Pull over right here!
692
00:34:18,683 --> 00:34:19,600
I'm pulling over!
693
00:34:19,684 --> 00:34:22,937
- Stop the fucking car!
- I'm stopping the car!
694
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:24,188
I stopped thinking! I swear!
695
00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:26,166
- I'm not screaming inside my head! Hello?
- No, no, no, no.
696
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,990
Wait, what are you doing?
You don't do stairs!
697
00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:29,444
What are you doing?
698
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:33,489
Okay, okay.
699
00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:36,451
Fresh air.
700
00:34:39,996 --> 00:34:42,999
Goddamn dog.
I wish I could shit anywhere.
701
00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,292
That would be cool.
702
00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,128
These shoes
are fucking killing me.
703
00:34:47,211 --> 00:34:49,011
What was the name of that cheese
that I liked?
704
00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:50,506
Michael Keaton
was the best Batman.
705
00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:53,217
Yes, bitch,
I look good in this hat. I know.
706
00:34:54,093 --> 00:34:55,720
That's water on my pants, not pee.
707
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,322
- Is it "croyssant" or "croissant"?
- Oh!
708
00:34:57,346 --> 00:34:59,366
Nothing wrong with being a virgin,
no matter what my mom says.
709
00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:01,452
- French people are so cool.
- Did I let the dog out?
710
00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:04,061
I wish I'd fucked a black broad
before I got married.
711
00:35:04,645 --> 00:35:06,689
Hello, Oprah!
712
00:35:08,691 --> 00:35:10,818
No! No! No! No!
713
00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:16,824
Would you stop running?
It's cobblestone!
714
00:35:16,908 --> 00:35:18,201
Shut up, just shut up!
715
00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:20,119
- Good morning, Ms. Davis.
- Good morning.
716
00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:23,372
This whole wearing
ladies' underwear thing is fantastic.
717
00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:24,624
Who knew?
718
00:35:26,042 --> 00:35:28,252
Ali, can you hear other people?
719
00:35:28,336 --> 00:35:31,756
Key to signing Matt Ryan: befriending
his wife through mutual friends at BC.
720
00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:34,884
What are the odds that we sponsor
the same charity?
721
00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:36,928
She vouches for me, boom, I'm in.
722
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:40,473
Shit, man, that's some next-level
ass-kissing right there. Respect!
723
00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:42,436
How does this douche
have a nicer watch than me?
724
00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:43,810
Got to be family money.
725
00:35:43,893 --> 00:35:46,521
Shit, I hope no one figures out
that this Rolex is a fake.
726
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:49,023
- What up, Ali D?
- Gentlemen.
727
00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:52,109
I hate my voice.
I hate my nose. I hate my chin.
728
00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:53,778
I suck, I suck, I suck!
729
00:35:54,445 --> 00:35:57,323
Pretend I'm working,
pretend I'm working, pretend I'm working.
730
00:35:57,406 --> 00:35:59,367
I'm pretty sure
I still reek of tequila.
731
00:35:59,450 --> 00:36:00,969
- No more day drinking.
- Good morning.
732
00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,119
Look straight ahead.
733
00:36:02,453 --> 00:36:05,039
God, these piercings hurt.
God, these piercings hurt!
734
00:36:05,122 --> 00:36:06,499
Come on, anal isn't cheating.
735
00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:08,793
I wonder if it's too late
to become a marine biologist.
736
00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:10,395
I don't think this deodorant
is working.
737
00:36:10,419 --> 00:36:11,546
What? The Jets?
738
00:36:11,629 --> 00:36:14,715
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
739
00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:16,342
See, this is why Dad left.
740
00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:18,803
This is exactly why Dad left
because of shit like this.
741
00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:19,929
Oh, hey, you two.
742
00:36:20,471 --> 00:36:24,976
Ooh, I'd pay $10,000
to see those nipples. Plus tax.
743
00:36:32,066 --> 00:36:34,026
No, this is not happening.
This is not...
744
00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:35,987
Oh, my God, please make it stop!
745
00:36:36,070 --> 00:36:38,215
- Oh, God, you walk fast in those heels.
- Please, God, make it stop.
746
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,908
Is this thing still on?
Testing, testing.
747
00:36:40,992 --> 00:36:43,452
I enjoy apple slices with cinnamon.
748
00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:46,205
Okay, your snack choices
do not interest me right now!
749
00:36:46,289 --> 00:36:49,125
- Oh, I'm so scared.
- I need help! Can't you see that?
750
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:51,335
Help me! Help me!
751
00:36:51,419 --> 00:36:53,254
- Help me!
- Okay, I'm helping! I'm helping.
752
00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:56,173
I am booking us a psychiatrist
with side-by-side couches.
753
00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:58,718
No, no, no! No more doctors!
I can't handle doctors!
754
00:36:58,801 --> 00:37:00,761
I'm in the middle of too much
work shit for this!
755
00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:02,305
I can't handle this! I can't...
756
00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:07,018
Oh, my God. I'm so hot.
I'm so hot. Oh, my God.
757
00:37:07,101 --> 00:37:09,395
I'm getting hot! I'm hot!
758
00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:11,522
- Do something.
- Okay, okay, okay!
759
00:37:11,898 --> 00:37:13,232
You know what's weird about this?
760
00:37:13,316 --> 00:37:15,902
When people hear voices,
it's usually God or Satan,
761
00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:17,361
not their assistant.
762
00:37:17,445 --> 00:37:20,072
Okay, wait. Let me see something. Move!
763
00:37:22,158 --> 00:37:23,701
Yo, I want some sushi.
But it's Monday.
764
00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:26,344
How many pees a day is too many?
I gotta get my prostate checked.
765
00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:27,788
I am not going back to naked yoga.
766
00:37:27,872 --> 00:37:29,624
Another pair of sneakers?
What the fuck?
767
00:37:29,707 --> 00:37:32,084
- Did I leave the back door open?
- Tinder or Grindr?
768
00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:33,419
Junk, junk, junk in the trunk.
769
00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:35,171
Damn!
How the hell did she get pregnant?
770
00:37:35,254 --> 00:37:36,756
- I pulled out twice.
- Oh, my God!
771
00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:40,676
Okay, so apparently
I only hear men's voices.
772
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,511
And yours.
773
00:37:42,595 --> 00:37:45,181
Okay. Ouch. Wait, wait, wait.
774
00:37:45,264 --> 00:37:47,200
Walk me through last night...
the bachelorette party.
775
00:37:47,224 --> 00:37:49,936
Did... Did you gals get into
any controlled substances?
776
00:37:50,019 --> 00:37:52,104
- Weed? X? Coke? Ayahuasca? Meth?
- A little. No.
777
00:37:52,188 --> 00:37:54,273
- LSD? Fentanyl? Bath salt?
- No!
778
00:37:54,357 --> 00:37:56,651
Are you in a K hole?
779
00:37:56,734 --> 00:37:57,610
Wait.
780
00:37:57,693 --> 00:37:59,487
There was this psychic. Sister.
781
00:37:59,570 --> 00:38:01,238
Yes! Yes! Sister!
782
00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:03,824
And she was supposed to help me
understand men better.
783
00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:06,327
She gave me this tea, this tea,
and she made me drink it.
784
00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:08,496
And it was nasty. It tasted like dirt.
785
00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:10,957
- And you drank it?
- She said to!
786
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,976
I thought black people stopped
drinking tea after Get Out.
787
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,585
You forgot to stay woke.
788
00:38:14,669 --> 00:38:16,754
Shut up! We need to see Sister.
789
00:38:25,596 --> 00:38:26,596
Um, that's it.
790
00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:29,183
"Hot Chocolate Hair Designers"?
791
00:38:30,059 --> 00:38:32,645
- Yeah.
- You drank tea from this place?
792
00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:35,564
- Hey, don't judge me.
- Okay.
793
00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:37,191
Just pull it together
and act normal.
794
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:40,861
Yeah, girl.
She bleached all his clothes.
795
00:38:41,404 --> 00:38:43,090
- I know, I was looking outside my window.
- I...
796
00:38:43,114 --> 00:38:47,326
Mm-hmm. I woulda did the same thing.
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
797
00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:54,083
Hi, ladies. Excuse me.
798
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:57,086
I'm looking for a psychic
by the name of Sister.
799
00:38:57,169 --> 00:38:59,088
Um, I heard she works here.
800
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:04,510
Hey, Sister! You got customers.
801
00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:05,845
Well, send 'em on back.
802
00:39:06,262 --> 00:39:07,263
Through that curtain.
803
00:39:11,851 --> 00:39:14,437
- Come on!
- ♪ Dance with me, dance with me ♪
804
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:18,357
♪ And romance with me, romance with me ♪
805
00:39:18,441 --> 00:39:24,905
♪ Oh, baby, don't you see me crying? ♪
806
00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:30,202
♪ I'll do you right, right, baby tonight ♪
807
00:39:30,286 --> 00:39:31,454
- Hi.
- Hi.
808
00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,622
You looking for indica or sativa?
809
00:39:34,165 --> 00:39:36,917
Look, I got this hybrid
called Gorilla Glue.
810
00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:42,798
Baby, it'll take you up
and then lay you back down to chill.
811
00:39:43,466 --> 00:39:45,551
I'm not here to buy weed.
812
00:39:45,634 --> 00:39:48,220
I actually need psychic advice, please.
813
00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:49,889
I was just kidding.
814
00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:51,140
Oh.
815
00:39:51,223 --> 00:39:54,185
We all know weed is illegal
in the state of Georgia.
816
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,771
- Okay.
- For the moment.
817
00:39:56,854 --> 00:40:00,566
- You can sit over there.
- I can... just get a quick wash.
818
00:40:00,649 --> 00:40:01,649
So...
819
00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:06,238
what can I do for you, baby?
820
00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:12,203
You did a... a tarot reading
at my friend Mari's bachelorette night.
821
00:40:12,286 --> 00:40:14,080
- Mm-hmm.
- And you made me drink
822
00:40:14,163 --> 00:40:16,373
- this really funky tea.
- Mm.
823
00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:19,585
And, um, it messed me up.
So, what was in it?
824
00:40:19,668 --> 00:40:21,420
Oh, that was just jasmine tea.
825
00:40:22,546 --> 00:40:25,007
- Oh.
- And a teeny bit of pot.
826
00:40:26,634 --> 00:40:30,262
And a teeny, tiny bit of... X.
827
00:40:30,346 --> 00:40:32,640
- What?
- FYI, you signed a waiver.
828
00:40:32,723 --> 00:40:34,475
So you dosed me?
829
00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:36,811
No, no, no. Do...
You see, people... People like it.
830
00:40:36,894 --> 00:40:39,897
People enjoy this, generally.
But what do you want me to do?
831
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:40,815
- Some dry cleaning?
- Mm-mm.
832
00:40:40,898 --> 00:40:42,525
Did she... Did you shit yourself?
833
00:40:42,608 --> 00:40:44,985
- No. No. No.
- Did she shit herself?
834
00:40:45,069 --> 00:40:47,154
- No! No.
- Oh.
835
00:40:47,238 --> 00:40:48,280
Okay, so...
836
00:40:49,115 --> 00:40:52,076
- This tea with ecstasy...
- Okay.
837
00:40:52,159 --> 00:40:55,371
...um, gave me psychic powers.
838
00:40:55,955 --> 00:40:57,123
- And...
- Mm-hmm.
839
00:40:57,206 --> 00:41:01,127
...now, I know you said you wanted
to help me understand men better,
840
00:41:01,210 --> 00:41:05,422
but now... Now I can literally
hear people's inner thoughts.
841
00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:08,134
So, you can hear
what I'm thinking right now?
842
00:41:08,634 --> 00:41:11,095
No. Not you, just... just men.
843
00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:13,514
It's true.
844
00:41:13,597 --> 00:41:16,142
And it's driving me nuts. Please help.
845
00:41:17,393 --> 00:41:19,395
Amazing. Amazing!
846
00:41:19,478 --> 00:41:22,481
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is! That's amazing!
847
00:41:22,565 --> 00:41:24,400
This is the most amazing thing.
848
00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:26,569
- You know the website said...
- Website?
849
00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:29,363
...that this new tea from Haiti
was coldblooded.
850
00:41:29,446 --> 00:41:30,656
It said it was the shit.
851
00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:32,241
But this!
852
00:41:33,993 --> 00:41:36,453
This is a psychic phenomenon.
853
00:41:36,537 --> 00:41:38,372
- No, it's not.
- Look...
854
00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:40,791
you got the shine now.
855
00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:42,755
I don't want the shine.
That doesn't sound good.
856
00:41:42,835 --> 00:41:44,187
- Yeah, you got the shine.
- You got it.
857
00:41:44,211 --> 00:41:46,797
So, what do you think
I'm supposed to do about it?
858
00:41:46,881 --> 00:41:49,008
Well... look.
859
00:41:49,091 --> 00:41:51,468
I know I always said, you know,
"What is he thinking?"
860
00:41:51,552 --> 00:41:52,595
And now I know.
861
00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:54,680
And you don't want to know
because it's not good.
862
00:41:54,763 --> 00:41:58,267
Okay, just please...
get the men out of my head.
863
00:41:58,350 --> 00:42:03,689
So, you're telling me that you came
in here to get rid of this ability?
864
00:42:03,772 --> 00:42:05,858
- Yes.
- Are you crazy?
865
00:42:05,941 --> 00:42:07,818
No. Do you know how many men I work with?
866
00:42:07,902 --> 00:42:10,613
Honey, relax. Breathe.
867
00:42:10,905 --> 00:42:12,239
- Listen, come here.
- What?
868
00:42:12,323 --> 00:42:14,134
- Come, come, come on.
- That's a lot of rocks.
869
00:42:14,158 --> 00:42:15,398
Thank you. Come here, let me...
870
00:42:15,451 --> 00:42:16,928
- Those are nice.
- Thank you, thank you.
871
00:42:16,952 --> 00:42:19,747
- Okay. Oh, God.
- Now, listen. Just calm down.
872
00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:20,830
- You feel that?
- Yeah.
873
00:42:20,873 --> 00:42:22,082
- You feel that?
- Oh, yeah.
874
00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:23,977
- You feel it? Okay. Listen...
- I do. I actually do.
875
00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:25,502
- I feel that.
- Good. Calm down.
876
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:28,047
- Okay.
- Now, weren't you the one...
877
00:42:28,130 --> 00:42:29,130
Mm.
878
00:42:29,173 --> 00:42:33,344
...complaining about men
holding you down at the job?
879
00:42:33,427 --> 00:42:35,471
- Yeah. That was me.
- Yeah, that was you.
880
00:42:35,554 --> 00:42:37,199
- Yeah, that was good.
- That was you. Uh-huh.
881
00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:39,016
- Yeah, right there. Mm.
- Right here? Okay.
882
00:42:39,099 --> 00:42:41,894
Now, if you can read their thoughts...
883
00:42:43,103 --> 00:42:44,563
how they gonna do that?
884
00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:55,199
You could get inside Joe Dolla's head.
885
00:42:55,908 --> 00:42:58,035
- Or Jamal's.
- You're right.
886
00:42:58,494 --> 00:43:01,080
And I can sign the hell out of him.
887
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:02,873
There you go.
888
00:43:02,957 --> 00:43:03,957
You know what?
889
00:43:03,999 --> 00:43:05,919
I think I'm gonna hold on
to this gift after all.
890
00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:07,044
Thank you, Sister.
891
00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:13,759
- See you later.
- Kevin, my man.
892
00:43:13,842 --> 00:43:17,054
Do we have any meetings on the books
for Joe Dolla and Jamal yet?
893
00:43:17,137 --> 00:43:19,348
Nothing yet, but we are working on it.
894
00:43:19,431 --> 00:43:22,017
Just poker at Nick's house
tonight, and you're not invited.
895
00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:29,775
Joe Dolla, here I come.
896
00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:39,368
Okay, gentlemen...
897
00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:43,289
I am going to climb into your minds
898
00:43:43,789 --> 00:43:45,416
and empty your wallets.
899
00:43:55,217 --> 00:43:56,427
Hey!
900
00:43:56,510 --> 00:43:58,762
- Ali! What's up?
- Hi.
901
00:43:59,221 --> 00:44:00,806
You here to drop off paperwork?
902
00:44:00,889 --> 00:44:02,474
What the fuck are you doing here?
903
00:44:02,558 --> 00:44:04,935
No, I am here for secret poker night.
904
00:44:05,728 --> 00:44:07,021
Thanks for inviting me finally.
905
00:44:07,104 --> 00:44:08,981
- Hey, I brought a gift.
- It's not a secret.
906
00:44:09,064 --> 00:44:11,317
But super glad
you've been invited... finally.
907
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,736
- Me, too.
- Huh? I invited you? That's...
908
00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:15,571
No, I invited you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
909
00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:30,919
Pair of sevens?
Fuck it. I'm bluffing these fools.
910
00:44:32,129 --> 00:44:34,631
This is literally
the worst hand ever dealt
911
00:44:34,715 --> 00:44:35,841
in the history of poker.
912
00:44:36,633 --> 00:44:39,219
Three fives, come to papa.
913
00:44:41,430 --> 00:44:42,931
Grant lost some weight.
914
00:44:43,390 --> 00:44:45,768
- Bet's to you, Miss Win-Win.
- Ah.
915
00:44:45,851 --> 00:44:48,729
It's just Miss Win tonight, but I'm in.
916
00:44:49,855 --> 00:44:50,855
Two thou.
917
00:44:50,898 --> 00:44:52,649
And that's a no.
918
00:44:55,402 --> 00:44:58,572
I smell toast. Am I having a stroke?
919
00:44:58,655 --> 00:45:01,658
Wait, I have toast in my pocket.
920
00:45:01,742 --> 00:45:03,035
Okay...
921
00:45:04,453 --> 00:45:06,955
Gotta stop playing poker
with poor people.
922
00:45:11,835 --> 00:45:14,421
Shit, I'm missing Real Housewives.
923
00:45:14,505 --> 00:45:15,505
Nothing.
924
00:45:18,133 --> 00:45:19,510
I'm so rich.
925
00:45:21,512 --> 00:45:24,681
I'm gonna freeze my sperm
and have baby ice cubes.
926
00:45:26,934 --> 00:45:28,227
Ooh, Yahtzee!
927
00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:30,396
All right. Two kings.
Let's look for number three.
928
00:45:30,479 --> 00:45:32,022
You can't win this hand.
929
00:45:32,106 --> 00:45:34,191
Played tight.
It's time to make a push.
930
00:45:34,274 --> 00:45:35,984
Two hearts? Yes!
931
00:45:36,068 --> 00:45:38,612
- Seriously?
- Aw, shit.
932
00:45:38,695 --> 00:45:41,490
Great pot odds,
with two streets to come.
933
00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:43,176
- King of diamonds.
- Nine, five, offsuit.
934
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,618
What am I supposed to do with this?
935
00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:46,036
Never win shit here.
936
00:45:48,372 --> 00:45:50,916
She got balls. Big lady balls.
937
00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:54,002
Young lady...
938
00:45:54,962 --> 00:45:57,756
I see how you winning
all these games and stuff, you know?
939
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,426
And I know there's something
going on, you dig?
940
00:46:00,509 --> 00:46:03,512
It's a numerical anomaly,
that's what it is.
941
00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:07,558
No, Joe. I'm just really good
at reading people.
942
00:46:07,641 --> 00:46:08,642
Like you.
943
00:46:09,476 --> 00:46:11,186
Aw, shit.
944
00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:12,770
What's happening?
945
00:46:13,772 --> 00:46:17,067
Like me! That's what she said.
She said like me.
946
00:46:17,443 --> 00:46:19,361
Like me is a valuable skill, girl.
947
00:46:19,445 --> 00:46:21,780
Uh, it's like being able
to start a fire in the woods.
948
00:46:21,864 --> 00:46:24,199
I should really learn
how to start a fire in the woods.
949
00:46:24,283 --> 00:46:26,869
Then again, when am I ever in the woods?
950
00:46:26,952 --> 00:46:29,663
Squirrels are terrifying. And frogs.
951
00:46:29,746 --> 00:46:32,040
I'll raise you another three.
952
00:46:32,124 --> 00:46:35,669
Statistically, I've got 12 outs
with two streets to come.
953
00:46:36,086 --> 00:46:37,588
The pretzels are delicious.
954
00:46:39,089 --> 00:46:42,176
I feel the heat coming off those cards.
I'm out.
955
00:46:52,102 --> 00:46:54,146
Damn! I got to cut one.
956
00:46:54,563 --> 00:46:55,689
It's that egg salad.
957
00:46:56,356 --> 00:46:58,066
I'll sneak it out with a cough.
958
00:47:01,487 --> 00:47:02,905
- Ew!
- What the fuck?
959
00:47:02,988 --> 00:47:05,491
- Ugh!
- Just... just wow.
960
00:47:06,074 --> 00:47:07,826
Ugh, is that egg salad?
961
00:47:07,910 --> 00:47:09,536
Damn! Could we open up a window?
962
00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:11,955
Whoever did that needs to go see a doctor.
963
00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:18,545
Seven, deuce, offsuit.
Who dealt this shit-ass hand?
964
00:47:19,087 --> 00:47:21,173
Oh, damn it! I did.
965
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:23,342
Fuck it. I'm gonna take my stand here.
966
00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:25,844
I'll raise you two thousand.
967
00:47:28,889 --> 00:47:31,975
For the love of God, Ali,
don't take all of Joe Dolla's money.
968
00:47:32,518 --> 00:47:34,186
Let the greedy motherfucker win.
969
00:47:35,521 --> 00:47:37,105
I kinda like this crazy woman.
970
00:47:37,481 --> 00:47:39,900
Well, it's just me and you, Joe Dolla.
971
00:47:39,983 --> 00:47:42,861
Alpha Dog vs. Mama Bear!
972
00:47:44,112 --> 00:47:45,906
Is this crazy lady bluffing?
973
00:47:46,406 --> 00:47:48,075
I got to bluff the bluffer.
974
00:47:48,367 --> 00:47:49,826
Make her the bluffee.
975
00:47:50,994 --> 00:47:52,037
I'm all in.
976
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,164
I ain't playing no more games with you.
I'm all in.
977
00:47:54,831 --> 00:47:56,083
I'm all in.
978
00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:59,628
What you got?
979
00:48:16,395 --> 00:48:17,437
Hm.
980
00:48:18,522 --> 00:48:19,856
Well-played, Dolla.
981
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,153
Oh, a little bit of pee came out.
982
00:48:26,238 --> 00:48:29,283
I tell you, this woman's a charm.
She's my good luck charm.
983
00:48:29,366 --> 00:48:31,660
She coming to the meeting tomorrow, Nick?
984
00:48:31,743 --> 00:48:33,537
You got it, Joe. Anything you say.
985
00:48:34,121 --> 00:48:36,331
Wouldn't be a meeting without her.
Right, Ali?
986
00:48:36,832 --> 00:48:38,584
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
987
00:48:38,667 --> 00:48:40,752
That's right, girl, you better not.
You hear me?
988
00:48:40,836 --> 00:48:42,879
What the fuck just happened?
989
00:48:43,463 --> 00:48:44,590
It's a good-looking pot.
990
00:48:54,433 --> 00:48:55,934
Damn, she's fine.
991
00:48:56,935 --> 00:48:58,979
She smells like cigar smoke and whisky.
992
00:48:59,688 --> 00:49:01,481
So sexy. Mm!
993
00:49:02,357 --> 00:49:04,318
Shame she's with that skinny white guy.
994
00:49:05,152 --> 00:49:06,320
How did he get her?
995
00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:08,822
He's gay.
996
00:49:08,905 --> 00:49:11,158
Gay. He's gay.
997
00:49:11,742 --> 00:49:12,742
I'm sorry, what?
998
00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:17,456
Oh, I thought you said something
about the guy that's always with me.
999
00:49:17,539 --> 00:49:18,790
He's my assistant.
1000
00:49:19,207 --> 00:49:21,418
He's gay. He's my gay assistant.
1001
00:49:22,794 --> 00:49:23,794
Cool.
1002
00:49:25,464 --> 00:49:26,965
Wonder if I should ask her out.
1003
00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:29,926
Why can't it ever be the woman
who makes the move?
1004
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:35,015
I wish she would just slam me
against these elevator doors and kiss me.
1005
00:49:36,642 --> 00:49:37,643
Excuse me?
1006
00:49:38,727 --> 00:49:40,354
- What are you doing?
- This.
1007
00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:06,838
Whoo!
1008
00:50:09,591 --> 00:50:11,069
- Let's take it upstairs to the loft.
- Ooh!
1009
00:50:11,093 --> 00:50:12,886
- It's sexier than the bedroom.
- Okay.
1010
00:50:12,969 --> 00:50:15,347
Wait, let me freshen up a little bit.
1011
00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:16,532
- Bathroom's right there.
- Okay.
1012
00:50:16,556 --> 00:50:17,825
- And take your time, okay?
- Okay.
1013
00:50:17,849 --> 00:50:19,893
I got to say, it was spooky
how you read my mind.
1014
00:50:20,268 --> 00:50:22,729
That was the hottest shit ever.
1015
00:50:22,813 --> 00:50:23,939
Mm, mm.
1016
00:50:24,022 --> 00:50:27,025
Go get ready, go get ready.
Let me see you walk away.
1017
00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:28,777
I'm gonna get so ready.
1018
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:30,904
- Whoo!
- Oh, shit! Oh, damn!
1019
00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:33,240
- She could be the one!
- Oh, shit!
1020
00:50:33,323 --> 00:50:35,826
You into that African freaky shit.
1021
00:50:35,909 --> 00:50:38,328
♪ Ooh, I've been waiting, Lord ♪
1022
00:51:08,024 --> 00:51:11,278
Oh. What kind of music is that?
1023
00:51:11,361 --> 00:51:15,782
Mm, I really love your artwork.
You're very cultured.
1024
00:51:15,866 --> 00:51:17,951
Are you ready? Here I come.
1025
00:51:18,034 --> 00:51:21,037
Why are you so quiet?
1026
00:51:24,666 --> 00:51:26,546
Before we begin,
we should agree on a safe word.
1027
00:51:26,626 --> 00:51:27,502
What the fuck?
1028
00:51:27,586 --> 00:51:30,130
No, no. "What the fuck" won't work.
Something more specific.
1029
00:51:30,213 --> 00:51:32,591
Yeah, you know what?
I think I left my kid in the back seat.
1030
00:51:32,674 --> 00:51:33,800
But you stay right there.
1031
00:51:33,884 --> 00:51:35,635
- Hey! Come on!
- No, no, no!
1032
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:37,554
I thought you were the real deal!
1033
00:51:38,096 --> 00:51:41,183
Jamal Barry. Now, you are the real deal.
1034
00:51:41,266 --> 00:51:44,060
And on behalf of the entire Summit team,
1035
00:51:44,478 --> 00:51:48,732
I want to thank you for taking your time
to hear our presentation today.
1036
00:51:49,232 --> 00:51:51,752
All right, so I'ma bounce pass this
over to my man Kevin Myrtle.
1037
00:51:52,194 --> 00:51:53,403
And he'll take it from here.
1038
00:51:53,487 --> 00:51:55,405
- You're in good hands.
- Okay, take it away.
1039
00:51:56,114 --> 00:51:58,575
This agency represents
the biggest athletes in the world,
1040
00:51:58,658 --> 00:52:02,078
but we here believe
that you can surpass them all
1041
00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:05,665
with your skills,
your confidence, your charisma.
1042
00:52:05,749 --> 00:52:07,042
We see you
1043
00:52:07,542 --> 00:52:10,378
as the athlete that every kid
is gonna want to grow up to be.
1044
00:52:11,087 --> 00:52:12,798
Now, this is just a little teaser
1045
00:52:12,881 --> 00:52:16,051
of the coming attractions
for Jamal Barry's future.
1046
00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:19,054
♪ No cap, no cap ♪
1047
00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:22,891
♪ I see you motherfuckers wanna talk
About Jamal this and Jamal that ♪
1048
00:52:23,475 --> 00:52:25,185
♪ But we balls to the wall
Motherfucker! ♪
1049
00:52:25,268 --> 00:52:27,771
♪ Y'all like small balls
I'm that big dog ♪
1050
00:52:27,854 --> 00:52:30,398
♪ I'm like Shaq D on Adderall
That's how I ball ♪
1051
00:52:30,482 --> 00:52:32,043
♪ See that private jet
That model chick ♪
1052
00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:33,068
♪ That's how I ball ♪
1053
00:52:33,151 --> 00:52:34,629
♪ See, she like it raw
She like it raw ♪
1054
00:52:34,653 --> 00:52:35,737
♪ That's how I ball ♪
1055
00:52:35,821 --> 00:52:38,490
♪ They try to put the head on my salary
I still ball ♪
1056
00:52:38,573 --> 00:52:41,034
♪ Respect the name Jamal
I come from Joe Barry's balls ♪
1057
00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:42,452
♪ If we can't talk at all ♪
1058
00:52:42,536 --> 00:52:44,079
♪ Then we can't talk at all ♪
1059
00:52:44,162 --> 00:52:46,164
♪ How I ball
How I ball ♪
1060
00:52:49,251 --> 00:52:50,251
♪ How I ball ♪
1061
00:52:50,627 --> 00:52:52,671
♪ And can't nobody ball like Jamal ♪
1062
00:52:53,213 --> 00:52:54,923
♪ And bitches love balls ♪
1063
00:52:56,007 --> 00:52:58,134
♪ Especially Jamal's balls ♪
1064
00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:02,097
♪ No cap, there's no cap
Yeah, there's no cap ♪
1065
00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:03,056
Okay...
1066
00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:05,433
♪ Yeah, there's no cap
Yeah, there's no cap ♪
1067
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:14,025
Nice.
1068
00:53:14,109 --> 00:53:15,235
Whoo!
1069
00:53:19,739 --> 00:53:21,366
Baller video, Kev.
1070
00:53:22,367 --> 00:53:23,660
Now, look, I...
1071
00:53:24,369 --> 00:53:26,872
That is a rough edit of, you know,
what we're feeling here.
1072
00:53:26,955 --> 00:53:31,084
Ten percent for this reject
'90s Diddy video? Hell, no!
1073
00:53:31,167 --> 00:53:32,711
Man, get me out of here.
1074
00:53:32,794 --> 00:53:35,005
I just want to play some pickup
at Wabash Park.
1075
00:53:35,088 --> 00:53:37,716
Oh, please, please, gentlemen, please.
1076
00:53:38,508 --> 00:53:40,927
I think I know
what's on everybody's mind here.
1077
00:53:41,636 --> 00:53:43,638
You're not going with Summit.
1078
00:53:44,681 --> 00:53:45,682
And why should you?
1079
00:53:46,182 --> 00:53:49,895
That cheap '90s rap video
is not who you are.
1080
00:53:49,978 --> 00:53:51,313
That's right.
1081
00:53:51,813 --> 00:53:55,066
'Cause this boy's body
is a Shinto shrine, okay?
1082
00:53:55,150 --> 00:53:58,820
Every breakfast he ever has
is made with my patented smoothie.
1083
00:53:58,904 --> 00:54:00,989
Oh, man, not the smoothie rant.
1084
00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:06,453
We're talking about kale,
chia seed, coconut juice, avocados.
1085
00:54:06,536 --> 00:54:09,039
You know how many avocados
is in this boy's body?
1086
00:54:09,122 --> 00:54:10,415
Look at his legs!
1087
00:54:10,498 --> 00:54:14,878
On top of that, fish oils, mega-nines,
sometimes fives and sixes.
1088
00:54:14,961 --> 00:54:16,546
- Omega.
- Depends on what I have.
1089
00:54:16,630 --> 00:54:19,132
Pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds.
1090
00:54:19,215 --> 00:54:21,927
- Some pistachios sometimes go in there.
- Okay.
1091
00:54:22,010 --> 00:54:23,803
- Whatever it is...
- Sounds healthy.
1092
00:54:23,887 --> 00:54:25,180
No, wait a minute!
1093
00:54:25,263 --> 00:54:27,557
I put more stuff in it.
Sometimes I add cherries.
1094
00:54:28,099 --> 00:54:30,310
A little soy sauce, some duck sauce.
1095
00:54:30,393 --> 00:54:32,896
Okay, then I add more chia seed
on top of that!
1096
00:54:33,271 --> 00:54:34,898
I care about this here boy.
1097
00:54:35,482 --> 00:54:37,275
Okay, Joe...
1098
00:54:38,026 --> 00:54:42,530
You could hire a freelance agent
and pay only five percent,
1099
00:54:42,614 --> 00:54:45,867
but you would be missing out on what
a full-service agency has to offer.
1100
00:54:45,951 --> 00:54:48,828
Besides what,
free Fiji water and a sizzle reel?
1101
00:54:48,912 --> 00:54:52,874
Look, building a billion-dollar brand
goes beyond cutting costs. Okay?
1102
00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:56,294
It's about developing relationships
with leading sponsors.
1103
00:54:56,628 --> 00:54:59,464
Knowing who delivers and who's all hype.
1104
00:54:59,547 --> 00:55:02,592
It's installing protections
to keep your money
1105
00:55:02,676 --> 00:55:04,594
through injuries, trades.
1106
00:55:04,678 --> 00:55:06,930
Look... It's...
1107
00:55:07,389 --> 00:55:10,892
It's not really about
our vision for you at all.
1108
00:55:11,518 --> 00:55:13,937
It's about what's in your mind, Jamal.
1109
00:55:14,938 --> 00:55:15,814
Right on.
1110
00:55:15,897 --> 00:55:16,773
That all sounds great,
1111
00:55:16,856 --> 00:55:19,693
but what I really could use right now
is a cup of coffee.
1112
00:55:20,944 --> 00:55:25,865
Even... if it's as simple
as a cup of coffee.
1113
00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:31,328
Damn.
1114
00:55:32,038 --> 00:55:34,791
- How'd you know that?
- Just doing my job.
1115
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,043
Okay, now she's pissing me off.
1116
00:55:37,127 --> 00:55:39,921
- What the fuck just happened?
- I thought that video was awesome.
1117
00:55:41,589 --> 00:55:43,008
You know what? To be honest,
1118
00:55:43,091 --> 00:55:45,677
I never considered
a female agent until now.
1119
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,388
Until Branch Rickey
took a chance on Jackie Robinson,
1120
00:55:48,471 --> 00:55:51,599
no one ever considered
a coloured baseball player in the majors.
1121
00:55:51,683 --> 00:55:54,477
Well,
Branch Rickey was the mahatma.
1122
00:55:54,561 --> 00:55:57,230
- Mm-hmm.
- Only white man deserving of sainthood.
1123
00:55:57,856 --> 00:56:00,275
- Abraham Lincoln, Pop.
- But he was part Eskimo.
1124
00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:01,901
Mr. Barry's car is at the valet.
1125
00:56:01,985 --> 00:56:03,505
Thank you, Brandon. And you know what?
1126
00:56:03,570 --> 00:56:05,572
I would love to finish this conversation.
1127
00:56:05,655 --> 00:56:07,532
How about I invite you to the Hawks game?
1128
00:56:07,615 --> 00:56:09,135
Sunday afternoon? We have a sky suite.
1129
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,953
- Skybox... Fuck yes!
- Can't do it. Not gonna happen.
1130
00:56:12,037 --> 00:56:13,913
- That's family day. You understand?
- Oh.
1131
00:56:14,330 --> 00:56:17,042
Hey, Sly and the Family Stone
could be coming out of seclusion.
1132
00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:19,210
I mean, it could be an asteroid
coming towards Earth.
1133
00:56:19,294 --> 00:56:20,211
"Oh, no, no!"
1134
00:56:20,295 --> 00:56:21,671
Not gonna happen, you understand?
1135
00:56:21,755 --> 00:56:23,715
- 'Cause we lock it down.
- Damn.
1136
00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:25,818
But you know something,
you wouldn't understand that,
1137
00:56:25,842 --> 00:56:27,442
'cause you're not, like, a family woman.
1138
00:56:28,303 --> 00:56:30,346
What makes you think
I'm not a family woman?
1139
00:56:30,430 --> 00:56:32,015
Whoo, whoo, whoo!
1140
00:56:32,098 --> 00:56:34,392
No disrespect. I mean, you doing you.
1141
00:56:34,476 --> 00:56:36,328
But this is a different set
of values right here.
1142
00:56:36,352 --> 00:56:38,146
You know, we all about the roots.
1143
00:56:38,229 --> 00:56:40,356
- So this is about the roots, it's deep.
- Roots.
1144
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,025
I don't trust a woman
with no family.
1145
00:56:42,484 --> 00:56:45,570
Like I don't trust a man with no eyebrows
and too many keys.
1146
00:56:53,286 --> 00:56:57,457
As a matter of fact,
I will bring my family.
1147
00:56:58,541 --> 00:56:59,751
There they are, right there.
1148
00:56:59,834 --> 00:57:02,295
There, both of them, the big one
and the little. Hey, Will!
1149
00:57:02,378 --> 00:57:04,756
Hey! Hey! Will! Will!
1150
00:57:04,839 --> 00:57:06,341
Come over here.
1151
00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:08,259
Uh, who are they?
1152
00:57:08,343 --> 00:57:11,096
- This is your husband?
- Ah, the man put a ring on it.
1153
00:57:11,179 --> 00:57:14,015
Oh, yeah! Did you want me to have
your family wait upstairs?
1154
00:57:14,099 --> 00:57:15,391
No, I need you to roll calls.
1155
00:57:15,475 --> 00:57:17,393
- Roll calls, Brandon.
- Okay.
1156
00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:19,938
Hey! Hey.
1157
00:57:20,355 --> 00:57:21,189
- Hey.
- Hey.
1158
00:57:21,272 --> 00:57:23,483
Oh, now she's smiling?
Clearly crazy.
1159
00:57:23,566 --> 00:57:24,901
Who the fuck are they?
1160
00:57:25,985 --> 00:57:29,906
Um, Will, this is Jamal Barry
and his dad, Joe Dolla.
1161
00:57:29,989 --> 00:57:31,241
That's Ben.
1162
00:57:31,324 --> 00:57:32,992
Holy shit, it is.
1163
00:57:33,076 --> 00:57:34,716
- Wassup, man?
- What's goin' on, brother?
1164
00:57:35,245 --> 00:57:36,996
Yeah, bring it on in here, playa!
1165
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:39,707
Right on. That's a live one on your hands.
1166
00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:41,668
Oh, yes, I'm alive.
1167
00:57:41,751 --> 00:57:43,628
You talking about him?
1168
00:57:44,838 --> 00:57:45,880
You got me!
1169
00:57:45,964 --> 00:57:48,216
He's a funny fella.
This guy's a prankster.
1170
00:57:48,299 --> 00:57:49,342
He is.
1171
00:57:50,009 --> 00:57:51,344
Ow.
1172
00:57:51,427 --> 00:57:53,263
I dig this here, but you know what?
1173
00:57:53,346 --> 00:57:54,782
I'ma let y'all have your family time.
1174
00:57:54,806 --> 00:57:56,726
Girl, you look like
you spit this little boy out.
1175
00:57:56,808 --> 00:57:57,851
"Family time"?
1176
00:57:57,934 --> 00:57:59,435
You look just like your mother, boy.
1177
00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:01,896
Okay, I'll talk to you later.
All right! Yes.
1178
00:58:02,397 --> 00:58:04,107
So, hey, what are you guys doing here?
1179
00:58:04,899 --> 00:58:07,152
Go ahead, do your thing. Show her.
1180
00:58:07,235 --> 00:58:11,072
Sorry. I found your licence
on the floor in my dad's room.
1181
00:58:11,156 --> 00:58:14,534
And I'm also sorry for wearing
your underwear on my head.
1182
00:58:14,617 --> 00:58:17,036
Okay. Thank you. Um...
1183
00:58:17,328 --> 00:58:18,681
And, you know,
I should probably apologise
1184
00:58:18,705 --> 00:58:20,707
for leaving your house in such a frenzy,
I just...
1185
00:58:21,124 --> 00:58:23,168
I can be short with people sometimes.
1186
00:58:23,668 --> 00:58:25,837
I'm sure you probably thought I was crazy.
1187
00:58:26,546 --> 00:58:29,549
Crazy people don't think
they're crazy, so maybe she's not.
1188
00:58:30,425 --> 00:58:32,844
- Mm-hmm.
- Can you try to be nice to my dad?
1189
00:58:32,927 --> 00:58:35,513
Ever since Mom died,
Dad's been very lonely.
1190
00:58:35,597 --> 00:58:38,683
- What?
- Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. It's okay, buddy.
1191
00:58:38,766 --> 00:58:40,643
Why didn't you say that to me
in the beginning?
1192
00:58:40,977 --> 00:58:43,104
Well, I was gonna tell you that morning,
1193
00:58:43,188 --> 00:58:45,231
but you ran out so fast, you...
1194
00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:47,775
You know, I'm... I'm sorry about...
1195
00:58:47,859 --> 00:58:49,527
Wait, why am I apologising to her?
1196
00:58:49,611 --> 00:58:50,695
I didn't do nothing wrong.
1197
00:58:50,778 --> 00:58:53,072
You know what?
Why don't I make it up to both of you
1198
00:58:53,156 --> 00:58:56,159
and invite you to the Hawks
and Timberwolves game on Sunday?
1199
00:58:56,242 --> 00:58:57,285
We have a skybox.
1200
00:58:57,368 --> 00:59:00,872
Karl-Anthony Towns? Skybox!
1201
00:59:01,456 --> 00:59:02,665
- You serious?
- Yes.
1202
00:59:03,082 --> 00:59:05,543
Well, yeah. Yeah, that'd be nice.
1203
00:59:05,627 --> 00:59:08,227
- Okay, well, I'll see you Sunday. Great.
- All right, cool, cool.
1204
00:59:17,388 --> 00:59:19,098
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Mm-hmm.
1205
00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:26,689
Hey, that was supposed to be
a team presentation,
1206
00:59:26,773 --> 00:59:29,108
not some bullshit "You go, girl" moment.
1207
00:59:29,192 --> 00:59:30,568
The only bullshit in that room
1208
00:59:30,652 --> 00:59:33,696
was that racist
Lifestyle of the Rich and Clueless shit!
1209
00:59:33,780 --> 00:59:35,657
Ball-busting bitch!
1210
00:59:36,866 --> 00:59:40,578
Well, if Team Bro would listen to a sister
every once in a while,
1211
00:59:40,662 --> 00:59:42,747
maybe I wouldn't have to be
a ball-busting bitch.
1212
00:59:42,830 --> 00:59:43,998
I did not say that.
1213
00:59:44,082 --> 00:59:45,458
Shit, did I?
1214
00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:47,126
If you didn't, you thought it.
1215
00:59:47,585 --> 00:59:49,379
Stop moving the car.
1216
00:59:50,922 --> 00:59:53,383
Stop moving the fucking car.
1217
00:59:54,092 --> 00:59:56,970
I know it was you
who voted me down from partner.
1218
00:59:57,053 --> 01:00:00,223
What? I voted to make you partner
every single time,
1219
01:00:00,306 --> 01:00:02,475
and please stop moving the fucking car!
1220
01:00:02,558 --> 01:00:04,602
Maybe I shouldn't have.
You're crazy as fuck.
1221
01:00:05,061 --> 01:00:06,061
Wait.
1222
01:00:07,814 --> 01:00:08,940
You really voted for me?
1223
01:00:09,023 --> 01:00:11,859
Yes! This is a business.
I'm a numbers guy.
1224
01:00:11,943 --> 01:00:13,361
You get the numbers. End of story.
1225
01:00:13,444 --> 01:00:16,322
All right, so if it wasn't you,
then who was it?
1226
01:00:16,406 --> 01:00:17,949
I don't know. It could've been anyone!
1227
01:00:18,032 --> 01:00:19,792
It's not like you have
a lot of friends here.
1228
01:00:19,867 --> 01:00:21,661
You're constantly
throwing the first punch,
1229
01:00:21,744 --> 01:00:23,621
and you got you and no one else.
1230
01:00:25,832 --> 01:00:28,418
That's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
1231
01:00:28,501 --> 01:00:31,671
Because if I were a man,
people would say I play hard.
1232
01:00:31,754 --> 01:00:34,382
If you were a man,
people would say that you were a dick.
1233
01:00:37,635 --> 01:00:39,178
Well, thanks for the talk.
1234
01:00:39,262 --> 01:00:42,181
It's always nice for a woman
to be called a dick.
1235
01:00:44,309 --> 01:00:45,351
Wha...
1236
01:00:45,435 --> 01:00:47,270
I did not say that.
1237
01:00:47,353 --> 01:00:50,440
No more dating strippers
unless Fantasia calls me back.
1238
01:00:50,523 --> 01:00:52,734
I'm getting fat. Like, Rerun fat.
1239
01:00:52,817 --> 01:00:55,445
Hey, Ali. I heard you crushed
your Jamal Barry meeting. Nice.
1240
01:00:55,528 --> 01:00:56,904
I'm so hot for you!
1241
01:00:56,988 --> 01:00:59,466
I wish I could scream it out loud,
but no one would understand.
1242
01:00:59,490 --> 01:01:01,284
Oh, Danny, thank you. You're so sweet.
1243
01:01:01,367 --> 01:01:03,202
Don't think I don't see
that big-ass dick
1244
01:01:03,286 --> 01:01:04,704
trying to bust through those pants.
1245
01:01:05,663 --> 01:01:06,663
What did you say?
1246
01:01:08,124 --> 01:01:09,375
We didn't say anything.
1247
01:01:09,876 --> 01:01:11,753
I'm gonna, uh... go back to my desk.
1248
01:01:11,836 --> 01:01:13,796
Um, I'll see you two later.
1249
01:01:15,298 --> 01:01:17,050
You and me, Brandon, someday.
1250
01:01:33,566 --> 01:01:37,153
So, Nick, what'd Ali mention
about five-percent commission?
1251
01:01:37,236 --> 01:01:39,197
Five-percent commission. She's hilarious.
1252
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,448
Would you excuse me a second?
1253
01:01:42,784 --> 01:01:45,453
So when is this fabulous
fake family gonna show?
1254
01:01:45,536 --> 01:01:46,537
They will be here.
1255
01:01:46,621 --> 01:01:48,748
Well, the Barry Bunch keep asking for him.
1256
01:01:49,374 --> 01:01:52,001
- Hey.
- Hey!
1257
01:01:52,794 --> 01:01:55,004
- Hey, sorry we're late.
- I know, honey.
1258
01:01:55,088 --> 01:01:56,631
You had a rough day.
1259
01:01:56,964 --> 01:01:59,717
And you, you little... thing.
1260
01:02:01,094 --> 01:02:02,095
Go.
1261
01:02:03,262 --> 01:02:04,472
Hey, yo, Ali!
1262
01:02:04,931 --> 01:02:07,809
I have a monumentally important question
to ask you.
1263
01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:10,269
- Okay.
- Do you trust Elon Musk?
1264
01:02:10,353 --> 01:02:12,688
'Cause that man is one white glove
and metal hand away
1265
01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:14,440
from being a James Bond villain.
1266
01:02:14,732 --> 01:02:15,608
Freaky.
1267
01:02:15,691 --> 01:02:17,527
Hey, thanks again for inviting us, Ali.
1268
01:02:17,610 --> 01:02:18,903
- Okay, yes.
- Appreciate you.
1269
01:02:18,986 --> 01:02:20,863
- Wassup, Will?
- Wassup, Jamal?
1270
01:02:20,947 --> 01:02:22,341
- What's going on, man?
- Hey, man. You good?
1271
01:02:22,365 --> 01:02:24,867
- Yes, sir.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm good.
1272
01:02:24,951 --> 01:02:27,537
Holy shit, Jamal Barry
remembered my name!
1273
01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:28,996
That skank is a ho.
1274
01:02:29,831 --> 01:02:31,749
Ali Cat and Will of the People,
1275
01:02:31,833 --> 01:02:34,752
that is my baby girl, my wife. Loretta!
1276
01:02:34,836 --> 01:02:37,422
I know, bitch is always talking shit
about other people.
1277
01:02:37,505 --> 01:02:40,216
Her nappy weave
is some virgin hair from Peru.
1278
01:02:40,299 --> 01:02:42,927
- I'm fine.
- Baby, will you please get off the phone?
1279
01:02:43,010 --> 01:02:44,720
You said this was family day.
1280
01:02:44,804 --> 01:02:46,472
I know. I'm talking to my mother.
1281
01:02:46,556 --> 01:02:47,723
Oh, I didn't know.
1282
01:02:48,683 --> 01:02:49,559
Look, Ma, I got to go.
1283
01:02:49,642 --> 01:02:51,644
If she botches this, she is fired.
1284
01:02:51,727 --> 01:02:53,396
And, baby, this is Ali.
1285
01:02:53,479 --> 01:02:55,159
She's the one I demolished in poker night.
1286
01:02:55,231 --> 01:02:57,358
- Mm.
- I brought out the alpha dogs.
1287
01:02:57,817 --> 01:03:00,987
Is that the same alpha dog
who was supposed to get me a pinot grigio?
1288
01:03:01,070 --> 01:03:02,339
You know,
I tell you what, Mrs. Barry,
1289
01:03:02,363 --> 01:03:04,365
why don't I step out
to the main bar with you
1290
01:03:04,449 --> 01:03:06,742
and then I can get
some Mama Jamal stories, huh?
1291
01:03:06,826 --> 01:03:08,536
- Hey, bubby, don't be long!
- Mm-hmm.
1292
01:03:08,619 --> 01:03:09,829
You're my oxygen!
1293
01:03:12,957 --> 01:03:15,084
Now, this is the court
I want to play on.
1294
01:03:18,504 --> 01:03:19,864
- Ben, come here.
- Ben, come here.
1295
01:03:20,339 --> 01:03:22,633
- Ben, come here.
- Ben-Ben, come here. Here, now.
1296
01:03:23,176 --> 01:03:25,416
- Ben. Ben-ben, come here.
- No, Ben. Come, come, come...
1297
01:03:26,262 --> 01:03:27,698
- Ben, Ben, come here.
- Ben, come here.
1298
01:03:27,722 --> 01:03:29,682
- Ben, Ben.
- Ben.
1299
01:03:30,141 --> 01:03:31,350
- Ben.
- Ben. Come...
1300
01:03:31,893 --> 01:03:33,603
- Ben, come here.
- Ben, Ben, come here.
1301
01:03:33,978 --> 01:03:36,981
Wow! Y'all are cute, man. Y'all so cute!
1302
01:03:37,064 --> 01:03:39,859
Ahh!
1303
01:03:39,942 --> 01:03:42,028
Like peanut butter and jelly
and pickled herring,
1304
01:03:42,111 --> 01:03:43,613
you know,
but you got arms and legs.
1305
01:03:44,030 --> 01:03:46,491
- That's so us.
- How did y'all meet?
1306
01:03:46,824 --> 01:03:48,493
- Uh... I'll take it! We...
- Well, I...
1307
01:03:49,702 --> 01:03:51,704
Uh, well, it's kind of embarrassing.
1308
01:03:52,330 --> 01:03:53,748
It was a one-night stand.
1309
01:03:54,123 --> 01:03:56,876
Wow, nice! Yeah, nice.
1310
01:03:56,959 --> 01:03:59,879
Hey, ain't nothing wrong with a little bit
of shame in the Walk of Shame.
1311
01:03:59,962 --> 01:04:01,642
You know what I'm saying?
That's a paradox.
1312
01:04:01,714 --> 01:04:03,754
But now y'all can enjoy
your fruits of y'all labour,
1313
01:04:03,799 --> 01:04:06,093
'cause that's what it's about!
You know, 'cause...
1314
01:04:06,177 --> 01:04:08,387
What in the fuck
is he talking about?
1315
01:04:08,471 --> 01:04:09,555
Fruits, he's...
1316
01:04:09,639 --> 01:04:11,557
Little man!
You planning being a baller someday?
1317
01:04:11,641 --> 01:04:15,102
Oh, yes! Ben... Big Ben loves basketball.
Isn't that right, Ben?
1318
01:04:15,186 --> 01:04:17,522
I don't... I don't really...
I don't really think so.
1319
01:04:17,605 --> 01:04:18,814
Actually, no. You know...
1320
01:04:18,898 --> 01:04:20,618
He finds the craziest stuff
on the Internet.
1321
01:04:20,691 --> 01:04:22,902
- Yes, he does.
- I got to limit his screen time.
1322
01:04:22,985 --> 01:04:24,946
You know?
Because me, you know, I'm a single...
1323
01:04:25,029 --> 01:04:27,448
- Uh, you know what?
- I am... parched.
1324
01:04:27,532 --> 01:04:29,408
Can you please get me some wine, baby?
1325
01:04:29,784 --> 01:04:31,762
Yeah, yeah. What do you want?
They got red, white...
1326
01:04:31,786 --> 01:04:33,955
It doesn't matter. Surprise me.
1327
01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:36,165
- Go get some. Just go get me some.
- Ali.
1328
01:04:36,249 --> 01:04:37,750
Ah, you know me.
1329
01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:38,834
Get me some!
1330
01:04:39,293 --> 01:04:40,896
- Surprise me!
- You've got a strong hand.
1331
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,064
- Oh, you so crazy!
- It's strong.
1332
01:04:42,088 --> 01:04:44,674
- He's silly.
- He don't know your wine preference?
1333
01:04:44,757 --> 01:04:46,926
Oh, he does.
We just like surprises, that's all.
1334
01:04:47,009 --> 01:04:49,428
Guess what? My birthday's next week.
1335
01:04:49,929 --> 01:04:51,806
Ooh! How old you gonna be?
1336
01:04:52,890 --> 01:04:53,890
Tell him, Ben.
1337
01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:55,059
Six.
1338
01:04:55,476 --> 01:04:56,476
Six.
1339
01:04:56,519 --> 01:04:57,879
You gonna blow it out, little man?
1340
01:04:57,937 --> 01:04:59,647
Yes! We're gonna do it really big.
1341
01:04:59,730 --> 01:05:01,899
We're gonna do big things
for his birthday. Right, Ben?
1342
01:05:01,983 --> 01:05:04,652
- You are?
- Yeah! Really big.
1343
01:05:04,944 --> 01:05:08,322
If we're talking blowout,
what I really wanted is
1344
01:05:08,406 --> 01:05:10,449
a cake shaped like a sports car.
1345
01:05:10,533 --> 01:05:13,536
Oh, you got it, Ben! You got it.
1346
01:05:13,619 --> 01:05:14,619
Promise?
1347
01:05:14,870 --> 01:05:16,163
Yes, I promise.
1348
01:05:16,247 --> 01:05:17,957
What... Wait, wait... Oh!
1349
01:05:19,208 --> 01:05:21,085
That's a beautiful thing, girl.
1350
01:05:21,502 --> 01:05:22,503
Ooh-hoo-hoo.
1351
01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:27,383
Well, thank you so much for coming.
I hope you had a good time.
1352
01:05:27,466 --> 01:05:29,594
Oh, no. We had an amazing time.
Thank you.
1353
01:05:29,677 --> 01:05:32,305
Hey, um, how about tomorrow night
I'll take you out?
1354
01:05:32,972 --> 01:05:35,558
But we gonna do something
a little bit more low-key than, uh...
1355
01:05:35,641 --> 01:05:37,893
- Oh, yeah, sure! Sure.
- Yeah, okay.
1356
01:05:37,977 --> 01:05:40,187
Okay, well, you go ahead home.
1357
01:05:40,271 --> 01:05:42,565
- Oh, hey!
- Wha... What...
1358
01:05:42,648 --> 01:05:44,734
- Good night! Good night. Ohh!
- Uh, okay...
1359
01:05:44,817 --> 01:05:46,777
Make sure you put him into bed.
I'll see you soon.
1360
01:05:46,861 --> 01:05:48,213
- I got it, I got it.
- All right, okay.
1361
01:05:48,237 --> 01:05:51,657
This boy get up and he drink smoothies
16 times a day.
1362
01:05:51,741 --> 01:05:54,201
Sometimes he get the runs,
but it's all good.
1363
01:05:54,285 --> 01:05:55,786
That's only when his mother make it.
1364
01:05:55,870 --> 01:05:57,723
You know what I'm saying?
'Cause she just overloads.
1365
01:05:57,747 --> 01:05:58,747
Ali?
1366
01:05:59,373 --> 01:06:00,791
Karl-Anthony!
1367
01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:03,252
- How you doing, sweetheart?
- Great game, baby!
1368
01:06:03,336 --> 01:06:05,272
Triple double and we didn't win.
So, it don't mean shit.
1369
01:06:05,296 --> 01:06:06,982
- You know how that go.
- Those numbers, though.
1370
01:06:07,006 --> 01:06:09,550
You keep putting those numbers up.
Hey, Jamal!
1371
01:06:09,634 --> 01:06:11,194
Come here, I got somebody
I want you to meet.
1372
01:06:11,218 --> 01:06:13,030
- Oh, that's your mans?
- Well, I'm working on it.
1373
01:06:13,054 --> 01:06:15,514
- I feels you.
- Holy shit! Don't freak out.
1374
01:06:15,598 --> 01:06:17,308
It's Karl-Anthony! Yo, he's looking at me!
1375
01:06:17,391 --> 01:06:18,391
Yo, Jamal Barry, right?
1376
01:06:18,893 --> 01:06:20,895
- Yes, sir. Yep.
- Appreciate it, man. Much love.
1377
01:06:20,978 --> 01:06:22,706
- Nice to meet you.
- Absolutely. Absolutely.
1378
01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:25,650
Holy shit!
Uh, hey, hey, don't freak out.
1379
01:06:25,733 --> 01:06:27,943
Yo, I've been watching you
since high school, man.
1380
01:06:28,027 --> 01:06:30,154
I must say, young fella,
I'm pretty impressed.
1381
01:06:30,488 --> 01:06:32,782
- Oh, for real?
- Yeah, man, you're killing it.
1382
01:06:32,865 --> 01:06:35,159
- Cool. Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
- Kid's nervous.
1383
01:06:35,242 --> 01:06:37,953
Probably thinking,
"Holy shit, it's Karl-Anthony Towns!"
1384
01:06:38,037 --> 01:06:40,748
Holy shit,
it's Karl-Anthony Towns!
1385
01:06:40,831 --> 01:06:44,335
Karl-Anthony, do you have any advice
for our young fella here?
1386
01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:46,170
Listen, man, for real,
1387
01:06:46,253 --> 01:06:48,547
you got great things ahead of you,
but always remember,
1388
01:06:48,881 --> 01:06:51,342
no one has ever become a star
playing for himself.
1389
01:06:51,425 --> 01:06:52,802
Always got to keep the team first.
1390
01:06:52,885 --> 01:06:57,932
♪ If you like piña coladas
And getting caught in the rain ♪
1391
01:06:58,015 --> 01:07:00,685
Damn! Got to get that stupid song
out of my head.
1392
01:07:00,768 --> 01:07:02,353
- You feel me?
- Totally.
1393
01:07:02,436 --> 01:07:04,355
I have no idea what he just said.
1394
01:07:05,106 --> 01:07:07,566
- Oh, shit. I'll see you.
- Yo, Karl!
1395
01:07:08,067 --> 01:07:10,111
Hey, Karl! Hey, Karl!
1396
01:07:10,194 --> 01:07:13,572
Hey, I got a way to disrupt
the children's beverage sector!
1397
01:07:13,989 --> 01:07:15,366
That was a great game, right?
1398
01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:18,911
Well, just give me a call
if you need anything else, okay?
1399
01:07:18,994 --> 01:07:21,539
As a matter of fact,
there is something I need.
1400
01:07:21,622 --> 01:07:24,625
Can I get a ballpark estimate
of what kind of deals we expect?
1401
01:07:24,709 --> 01:07:27,187
You know what I'm saying?
Just for financial planning purposes.
1402
01:07:27,211 --> 01:07:31,173
Pops, you can't ask her to do work for us
if you haven't signed with her agency.
1403
01:07:31,257 --> 01:07:32,675
Yeah, but if I like what I hear,
1404
01:07:32,758 --> 01:07:35,177
we can say we got ourselves an agent.
1405
01:07:39,724 --> 01:07:42,393
Brandon! Can you get me
some coffee, please? Thank you.
1406
01:07:42,476 --> 01:07:44,645
Peach cobbler, peach cobbler,
peach cobbler.
1407
01:07:44,729 --> 01:07:46,814
Peach cobbler with blueberries.
1408
01:07:46,897 --> 01:07:49,275
Peach cobbler warmed up. Peach cobbler.
1409
01:07:49,358 --> 01:07:50,877
- What are you mumbling about?
- Peach cobbler à la mode.
1410
01:07:50,901 --> 01:07:53,237
I am thinking about my favourite dessert
1411
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:55,281
so that you can't hear my actual thoughts.
1412
01:07:55,364 --> 01:07:58,075
Oh, no, no, no. Out with it. Come, come.
1413
01:07:58,159 --> 01:07:59,994
I believe you are a good person.
1414
01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:02,455
So, I am choosing to chalk
this fake-family business
1415
01:08:02,538 --> 01:08:04,707
up to an overabundance
of competitive spirit.
1416
01:08:04,790 --> 01:08:06,917
- Give me my coffee.
- There, I said it.
1417
01:08:08,127 --> 01:08:10,087
- Please.
- Oh, Speak of the devil,
1418
01:08:10,171 --> 01:08:12,173
here is your fake husband now.
1419
01:08:12,757 --> 01:08:15,259
Aw, Will is inviting you
to hang out tonight.
1420
01:08:15,342 --> 01:08:16,177
No.
1421
01:08:16,260 --> 01:08:19,346
- "That sounds like fun."
- What are you doing?
1422
01:08:19,430 --> 01:08:21,682
- "Let's do it."
- Uh, no.
1423
01:08:21,766 --> 01:08:22,767
Can you stop typing?
1424
01:08:22,850 --> 01:08:24,143
I'm not going on a date tonight!
1425
01:08:24,769 --> 01:08:28,898
"Any way I could bring my friend Mari..."
1426
01:08:28,981 --> 01:08:30,941
- Wha...
- "...and her fiancé?
1427
01:08:31,025 --> 01:08:34,195
Just realised we had plans.
Could be a fun double date."
1428
01:08:34,278 --> 01:08:35,446
- Exclamation point.
- No, no!
1429
01:08:35,529 --> 01:08:36,655
- We do not...
- Send.
1430
01:08:36,739 --> 01:08:39,700
I don't have plans with her.
Come here, you little...
1431
01:08:41,076 --> 01:08:42,661
I don't have plans with Mari.
1432
01:08:42,745 --> 01:08:44,413
Exactly, and she's getting resentful.
1433
01:08:44,497 --> 01:08:46,377
This way, you knock out
two birds with one stone
1434
01:08:46,415 --> 01:08:48,626
while using Mari and James as a buffer.
You're welcome.
1435
01:08:50,836 --> 01:08:52,963
Okay, fine. Fine.
1436
01:08:53,047 --> 01:08:56,592
But you agented me,
and agents do not like being agented.
1437
01:08:56,675 --> 01:08:59,011
Too bad.
And I should be an agent.
1438
01:08:59,094 --> 01:09:02,473
- What?
- You heard me, loud and clear.
1439
01:09:03,891 --> 01:09:07,853
So, you think you got what it takes
to be a good sports agent. Really?
1440
01:09:07,937 --> 01:09:09,577
What do... what do you know about sports?
1441
01:09:09,605 --> 01:09:12,483
- Oh, basically everything!
- Oh, please.
1442
01:09:12,566 --> 01:09:14,151
I'll bet you didn't know
that Tom Brady,
1443
01:09:14,235 --> 01:09:16,362
the 199th pick of the 2000 NFL draft,
1444
01:09:16,445 --> 01:09:18,405
has more playoff touchdown passes, 68,
1445
01:09:18,489 --> 01:09:20,866
than number-one picks David Carr, 65,
and Tim Couch, 64,
1446
01:09:20,950 --> 01:09:22,660
had in their entire careers.
1447
01:09:22,743 --> 01:09:24,411
- I knew that.
- Oh, yeah?
1448
01:09:24,829 --> 01:09:27,122
And do you know what happened
on June 25, 2009?
1449
01:09:28,415 --> 01:09:29,625
Michael Jackson passed. Ha!
1450
01:09:31,085 --> 01:09:32,795
True. And tragic.
1451
01:09:32,878 --> 01:09:35,172
But it was also the day
that Steph Curry was selected
1452
01:09:35,256 --> 01:09:38,259
as the seventh overall pick
in the 2009 NBA draft
1453
01:09:38,342 --> 01:09:39,510
by the Golden State Warriors,
1454
01:09:39,593 --> 01:09:44,598
with a contract totalling $12.7 million
over four years.
1455
01:09:45,224 --> 01:09:47,017
Isn't that great?
1456
01:09:47,518 --> 01:09:49,895
You know sports trivia. That's beautiful.
1457
01:09:49,979 --> 01:09:51,605
But it takes more to being an agent.
1458
01:09:51,689 --> 01:09:53,529
You have to know
how to handle people, sweetie.
1459
01:09:53,607 --> 01:09:56,068
Oh, you mean like when
I stopped you from handing Rafael Nadal
1460
01:09:56,151 --> 01:09:58,871
a passed appetiser with ham in it
because I read in his autobiography
1461
01:09:58,946 --> 01:10:00,786
that he hates ham, cheese,
storms, and animals?
1462
01:10:00,865 --> 01:10:03,158
- Okurrr!
- Mm.
1463
01:10:03,242 --> 01:10:04,869
Oops, sorry. Did that slip out?
1464
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,288
Ooh. Someone's in a mood.
1465
01:10:07,371 --> 01:10:10,040
Oh! I have a pick-me-up.
1466
01:10:10,541 --> 01:10:12,376
You have a secret admirer.
1467
01:10:12,459 --> 01:10:14,837
Oh, please. You are just trying
to change the subject,
1468
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:16,547
- and it is not going to work.
- Mm-mmm.
1469
01:10:17,172 --> 01:10:18,549
Okay, tell me who it is.
1470
01:10:19,383 --> 01:10:22,970
Well, apparently, Puppy Dog Danny
wasn't crushing on me.
1471
01:10:23,053 --> 01:10:24,680
It's you he wants to mount.
1472
01:10:24,763 --> 01:10:26,307
Ooh, there he is.
1473
01:10:26,390 --> 01:10:27,892
How big you think Shaq's dick is?
1474
01:10:27,975 --> 01:10:31,145
Yeah, he's closeted, honey.
1475
01:10:31,687 --> 01:10:34,690
And he wants to pound
on your booty cheeks.
1476
01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:37,610
I don't know why. But there you have it.
1477
01:10:57,338 --> 01:10:59,715
Ohh! Ho-ho!
1478
01:10:59,798 --> 01:11:02,176
You suck so bad.
1479
01:11:02,259 --> 01:11:04,219
You look like you had a seizure, girl.
1480
01:11:04,303 --> 01:11:06,847
You can just pick up the ball
and drop it in the hole next time.
1481
01:11:06,931 --> 01:11:09,350
Really?
You know, both of y'all can shut up.
1482
01:11:10,184 --> 01:11:11,310
Nice shot, baby.
1483
01:11:11,894 --> 01:11:12,894
Bam!
1484
01:11:17,775 --> 01:11:19,652
Hey, can I get some more limes, please?
1485
01:11:19,735 --> 01:11:20,778
Sure.
1486
01:11:20,861 --> 01:11:22,112
Here you go, keep the change.
1487
01:11:22,947 --> 01:11:24,156
- Thanks.
- That's right.
1488
01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:25,491
Man, look at that ass!
1489
01:11:25,991 --> 01:11:27,576
I should tap that before the wedding.
1490
01:11:28,202 --> 01:11:29,328
Shit, or after.
1491
01:11:30,537 --> 01:11:32,081
- You up, Ali.
- Mm-hmm.
1492
01:11:33,874 --> 01:11:35,793
- Excuse me.
- Go ahead.
1493
01:11:36,377 --> 01:11:37,711
Oh!
1494
01:11:37,795 --> 01:11:38,712
- Shit!
- Ali!
1495
01:11:38,796 --> 01:11:41,131
What the fuck? Those are his nuts!
1496
01:11:41,215 --> 01:11:43,425
Which are getting married to me Saturday,
1497
01:11:43,509 --> 01:11:45,970
- and I want them in good shape.
- Both balls, honey.
1498
01:11:46,053 --> 01:11:47,137
- Both of 'em?
- Yeah.
1499
01:11:47,221 --> 01:11:49,098
Man, why is Mari
even friends with Ali?
1500
01:11:49,390 --> 01:11:51,392
She only gives a shit
about herself anyways.
1501
01:11:51,475 --> 01:11:52,518
Always flaking.
1502
01:11:53,102 --> 01:11:55,604
Only reason she's here tonight
is to show off her new guy.
1503
01:11:55,896 --> 01:11:58,148
What he wearing anyway? Tight-ass jeans.
1504
01:11:58,232 --> 01:12:01,193
- Uh, are you having fun?
- Yeah.
1505
01:12:01,443 --> 01:12:03,003
- Work hard, play hard, right?
- Mm-hmm.
1506
01:12:03,070 --> 01:12:04,905
Uh-huh.
1507
01:12:07,992 --> 01:12:10,786
- Anyone need anything else?
- No, we're good, thanks.
1508
01:12:12,413 --> 01:12:14,540
- Nice shot.
- Thanks.
1509
01:12:17,876 --> 01:12:21,171
Well, look at you,
impressing all the ladies.
1510
01:12:21,255 --> 01:12:22,965
Her?
1511
01:12:23,424 --> 01:12:24,424
Whatever.
1512
01:12:24,675 --> 01:12:26,552
Why would I waste a second on her
1513
01:12:26,635 --> 01:12:28,721
when I got you standing
right here in front of me?
1514
01:12:33,976 --> 01:12:34,976
Um...
1515
01:12:35,269 --> 01:12:36,395
You know what?
1516
01:12:36,478 --> 01:12:38,188
Why don't you show me how to play?
1517
01:12:38,272 --> 01:12:39,857
'Cause I suck.
1518
01:12:39,940 --> 01:12:41,442
- I would love to.
- Okay.
1519
01:12:41,525 --> 01:12:43,569
And to be clear,
if I'm putting my arms around you,
1520
01:12:43,652 --> 01:12:45,237
if I'm holding your hips,
1521
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:46,840
it's just to get your pool shot right.
1522
01:12:46,905 --> 01:12:49,366
- You're being professional.
- Just strictly professional.
1523
01:12:49,450 --> 01:12:51,076
You know,
I just care about my job.
1524
01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:53,537
- Okay, come on.
- I'm good at my job.
1525
01:13:42,628 --> 01:13:44,588
- Ah.
- Whoo!
1526
01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:47,216
Oh, okay, okay.
Slow down. Slow... Wait.
1527
01:13:47,716 --> 01:13:50,636
- Slow down, girl. This isn't a rodeo.
- Ah!
1528
01:13:51,762 --> 01:13:53,972
Yeah... Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Easy with the balls!
1529
01:13:54,056 --> 01:13:56,183
Easy with the balls.
They're attached to me.
1530
01:13:57,893 --> 01:14:00,395
Why are her eyes always closed?
Am I that ugly?
1531
01:14:00,729 --> 01:14:02,231
Oh, what the...
1532
01:14:02,981 --> 01:14:05,317
Damn, her eyes opened,
but she look crazy as hell.
1533
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:06,902
They were better closed.
1534
01:14:06,985 --> 01:14:07,985
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa...
1535
01:14:08,028 --> 01:14:10,114
God, easy on the balls.
1536
01:14:17,121 --> 01:14:18,413
What's up? You okay?
1537
01:14:20,624 --> 01:14:24,545
Just admit it. This wasn't going so good.
1538
01:14:24,628 --> 01:14:25,963
What?
1539
01:14:26,046 --> 01:14:28,173
No, it was, it was, it was...
1540
01:14:28,882 --> 01:14:29,883
It was cool.
1541
01:14:31,009 --> 01:14:33,095
Okay, look. How about...
1542
01:14:34,596 --> 01:14:37,099
How about we try something
a little different tonight?
1543
01:14:37,182 --> 01:14:38,182
Uh, like what?
1544
01:14:39,893 --> 01:14:41,603
Like how about we call a truce?
1545
01:14:42,146 --> 01:14:44,439
Nobody is in control. We'll just...
1546
01:14:45,691 --> 01:14:47,609
you know, we share a little bit.
1547
01:14:48,235 --> 01:14:49,319
Can you share?
1548
01:14:52,156 --> 01:14:53,991
- Yeah.
- Okay, okay...
1549
01:14:54,074 --> 01:14:55,534
Hey... share, share.
1550
01:14:56,326 --> 01:14:57,326
Share.
1551
01:14:59,204 --> 01:15:00,706
- Yeah, that's right.
- Okay.
1552
01:15:29,026 --> 01:15:30,194
How was that?
1553
01:15:32,154 --> 01:15:33,739
It was phenomenal!
1554
01:15:34,823 --> 01:15:36,116
It was like you were in my head.
1555
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:37,868
You knew everything that I wanted.
1556
01:15:38,994 --> 01:15:42,039
Girl, I feel like I just ran
half a marathon. I need some electrolytes.
1557
01:15:42,122 --> 01:15:43,707
- You want some electrolytes?
- No...
1558
01:15:43,790 --> 01:15:46,019
I don't smoke or nothin' after sex,
but I'm gonna get me some Gatorade.
1559
01:15:46,043 --> 01:15:47,228
- You want some Gatorade?
- No.
1560
01:15:47,252 --> 01:15:51,715
- I got flavours. Oh, okay. All right.
- I am good. I'm straight.
1561
01:15:52,925 --> 01:15:57,554
Ali, bomaye! Ali, bomaye!
Ali, bomaye!
1562
01:15:57,638 --> 01:15:58,639
Shit, yeah.
1563
01:15:58,972 --> 01:16:01,141
She the greatest of all time.
Thank you, Lord Jesus.
1564
01:16:01,225 --> 01:16:02,726
- Ali, bomaye!
- Yes!
1565
01:16:09,858 --> 01:16:11,777
Will and Ben are here.
They're on their way up.
1566
01:16:11,860 --> 01:16:12,861
I want to know something.
1567
01:16:14,154 --> 01:16:15,739
What do you see in that gin jockey?
1568
01:16:16,490 --> 01:16:18,825
I mean, you're successful, beautiful,
1569
01:16:19,243 --> 01:16:21,453
and he's a single parent with no career.
1570
01:16:21,536 --> 01:16:23,121
Did you say "gin jockey"?
1571
01:16:23,664 --> 01:16:25,582
Yes, I said "gin jockey."
1572
01:16:25,666 --> 01:16:27,501
He is a businessman, okay?
1573
01:16:27,584 --> 01:16:29,795
He's saving his money
so he can open his own bar.
1574
01:16:29,878 --> 01:16:32,756
Like your gym. Look, just please be nice.
1575
01:16:32,839 --> 01:16:34,967
Be nice? I am nice. I'm nice as shit.
1576
01:16:36,343 --> 01:16:38,595
"Gin jockey"?
Where do you find these things?
1577
01:16:38,679 --> 01:16:41,181
- Come here, Dad. Hey!
- Hey.
1578
01:16:43,100 --> 01:16:45,811
- Dad, I need you to meet Will and Ben.
- Hi.
1579
01:16:45,894 --> 01:16:47,614
- Nice to meet you, sir.
- Welcome, welcome.
1580
01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:49,106
I'll give it three months.
1581
01:16:49,189 --> 01:16:51,692
She'll chew him up and spit him out.
1582
01:16:53,485 --> 01:16:55,570
Hey, did you introduce yourself?
1583
01:16:56,071 --> 01:16:58,365
Hi, I'm Ben. It's nice to meet you.
1584
01:16:58,448 --> 01:16:59,449
Wait, wait, wait.
1585
01:16:59,533 --> 01:17:03,078
So, tomorrow. Big signing day, huh?
1586
01:17:03,161 --> 01:17:04,371
Yep.
1587
01:17:04,454 --> 01:17:07,165
No worries about, you know,
crazy Joe changing his mind
1588
01:17:07,249 --> 01:17:08,625
or Jamal trying to stay in school?
1589
01:17:08,959 --> 01:17:10,895
Nah, I have a pretty good gauge
on that situation.
1590
01:17:10,919 --> 01:17:13,714
So I think I know what's on Jamal's mind.
1591
01:17:13,797 --> 01:17:14,797
I'm sure you do.
1592
01:17:15,299 --> 01:17:17,968
But, you know,
knowing what's on a man's mind
1593
01:17:18,051 --> 01:17:19,761
is not the same as what's in his heart.
1594
01:17:19,845 --> 01:17:22,139
Well, isn't it the same thing?
To get paid and get laid?
1595
01:17:22,222 --> 01:17:25,100
Wait. You really think
that's what men want?
1596
01:17:25,183 --> 01:17:27,644
- Mm-hmm.
- Wow.
1597
01:17:27,978 --> 01:17:30,022
- That's messed up.
- Well...
1598
01:17:30,105 --> 01:17:31,815
Have you ever even trusted a man?
1599
01:17:32,899 --> 01:17:34,026
She trusts me.
1600
01:17:34,860 --> 01:17:36,737
Okay. Well, see...
1601
01:17:37,904 --> 01:17:42,200
I think that men and women just want
the same thing at the end of the day.
1602
01:17:42,951 --> 01:17:45,537
They want to be with somebody they trust.
1603
01:17:46,204 --> 01:17:48,707
To be respected, appreciated, and...
1604
01:17:49,499 --> 01:17:51,251
and just to feel safe.
1605
01:17:51,668 --> 01:17:54,129
So you believe men and women
want the same thing?
1606
01:17:54,588 --> 01:17:57,341
As a bartender,
I've learned to sit back and listen.
1607
01:17:57,424 --> 01:17:59,926
Eventually,
you learn how people really feel.
1608
01:18:00,844 --> 01:18:01,928
Good to know.
1609
01:18:02,512 --> 01:18:04,973
Wow, she is really beautiful.
1610
01:18:05,432 --> 01:18:07,601
So, now that we know
what men and women want,
1611
01:18:08,060 --> 01:18:10,479
the question is what do boys want?
1612
01:18:10,562 --> 01:18:12,773
Got any gift ideas for your birthday, Ben?
1613
01:18:12,856 --> 01:18:14,608
My dad works real hard,
1614
01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:16,902
so I try not to make a big deal out of it.
1615
01:18:17,361 --> 01:18:20,113
It's mostly just
about me and him hanging out.
1616
01:18:20,197 --> 01:18:22,240
Us, too.
1617
01:18:24,284 --> 01:18:26,703
Do you know that Ali grew up
without a mom?
1618
01:18:26,787 --> 01:18:28,955
I think about that woman every day.
1619
01:18:29,539 --> 01:18:30,832
And it still hurts.
1620
01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:35,212
You know, Ben, I imagine your dad
had to work extra hard
1621
01:18:35,295 --> 01:18:37,089
to raise a kid as kind as you.
1622
01:18:37,172 --> 01:18:38,215
Thank you, Skip.
1623
01:18:39,341 --> 01:18:41,426
I think you can appreciate it
more than most.
1624
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:44,721
To fatherhood.
1625
01:18:54,189 --> 01:18:55,189
You did it!
1626
01:18:55,399 --> 01:18:58,151
- You guys day drinking? I'm in.
- Oh, hey.
1627
01:18:58,235 --> 01:19:00,779
Yeah. Let me just grab two more glasses.
I'll be right back.
1628
01:19:00,862 --> 01:19:03,299
Did you figure out who you're gonna draft,
Roethlisberger or Brady?
1629
01:19:03,323 --> 01:19:04,616
I think I'm gonna go with Brady,
1630
01:19:04,699 --> 01:19:06,952
but my friend Duncan said
he's gonna get Roethlisberger,
1631
01:19:07,035 --> 01:19:08,787
and we can swap any time we want.
1632
01:19:08,870 --> 01:19:11,415
God, he's beautiful.
And he loves fantasy football?
1633
01:19:11,498 --> 01:19:12,624
What kind of league is that?
1634
01:19:12,707 --> 01:19:15,001
Do you have to wear
a weird T-shirt or some shit?
1635
01:19:15,085 --> 01:19:17,754
It sounds nice.
And he plays fantasy football?
1636
01:19:18,422 --> 01:19:19,589
He's perfect.
1637
01:19:19,923 --> 01:19:23,260
Hey, you know what?
Why don't you two play together?
1638
01:19:24,094 --> 01:19:26,346
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, I... I would love that.
1639
01:19:26,430 --> 01:19:27,639
You know, you can't pick...
1640
01:19:27,722 --> 01:19:32,018
Do you take this man to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
1641
01:19:32,102 --> 01:19:34,020
He's got it all! Uh!
1642
01:19:34,104 --> 01:19:37,023
Okay, you know what?
I have to get a lot of work done
1643
01:19:37,107 --> 01:19:38,918
before Will comes here
to take me to lunch, so...
1644
01:19:38,942 --> 01:19:40,920
Hey, did you see?
Joe Dolla called a press conference.
1645
01:19:40,944 --> 01:19:41,778
- What?
- That's right.
1646
01:19:41,862 --> 01:19:44,781
I'm telling you, when it come to him,
he look just like me.
1647
01:19:44,865 --> 01:19:46,074
This is my son.
1648
01:19:46,158 --> 01:19:49,536
Matter of fact, we gonna withdraw
from the NBA draft right now.
1649
01:19:49,619 --> 01:19:52,497
I'ma take Jamal's gifts
to the great nation of China.
1650
01:19:52,581 --> 01:19:54,499
Ni hao! Holla!
1651
01:19:54,583 --> 01:19:57,335
What about all that talk
of playing for your hometown, Jamal?
1652
01:19:57,586 --> 01:19:59,796
What can I say?
You know, situation changed.
1653
01:20:00,046 --> 01:20:02,048
What kind of money
are the Chinese offering?
1654
01:20:02,132 --> 01:20:04,801
Our new concierge agent, Ethan Fowler,
1655
01:20:04,885 --> 01:20:05,927
he gonna answer that.
1656
01:20:06,011 --> 01:20:07,721
- Money Man! Tell 'em wassup.
- Yep.
1657
01:20:07,804 --> 01:20:09,604
Hey there, ladies and gentlemen.
Ethan Fowler.
1658
01:20:09,681 --> 01:20:12,267
Our good friends in China
are currently offering
1659
01:20:12,350 --> 01:20:14,895
three times the rookie NBA deal, okay?
1660
01:20:14,978 --> 01:20:17,481
Does this mean you've signed
with Summit Worldwide?
1661
01:20:17,564 --> 01:20:19,149
I'll actually answer that one. Uh...
1662
01:20:19,232 --> 01:20:20,775
I've currently left Summit
1663
01:20:20,859 --> 01:20:24,237
to focus exclusively all my time
and energy on one client.
1664
01:20:24,321 --> 01:20:26,615
He cut, he sliced his rates in half.
1665
01:20:26,698 --> 01:20:27,698
- Yeah, I know.
- In half!
1666
01:20:27,741 --> 01:20:30,368
I mean, come on, ten percent...
that is highway robbery.
1667
01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:38,001
Everybody out.
1668
01:20:39,044 --> 01:20:40,587
Out! Get out!
1669
01:20:41,463 --> 01:20:44,007
Ali. You stay.
1670
01:20:48,178 --> 01:20:51,431
Uh, I'm sure that China deal
is not closed.
1671
01:20:51,515 --> 01:20:52,891
We can still save this.
1672
01:20:54,935 --> 01:20:57,062
We can save this.
1673
01:20:57,521 --> 01:20:59,981
Five-percent commission. Wow.
1674
01:21:00,857 --> 01:21:02,817
Not only did you blow this signing,
1675
01:21:02,901 --> 01:21:04,027
you gave Ethan the idea
1676
01:21:04,110 --> 01:21:06,321
that could very well
fuck our business model completely.
1677
01:21:06,404 --> 01:21:08,406
Okay, this is not all my fault.
1678
01:21:08,490 --> 01:21:11,618
I mean, if I didn't think
I'd get crucified by all those MeToo-ers,
1679
01:21:11,701 --> 01:21:13,328
I'd fire your ass today.
1680
01:21:14,329 --> 01:21:17,249
Oh, so you're saying you're not firing me
because I'm a woman.
1681
01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:20,835
No. Not just that.
1682
01:21:22,546 --> 01:21:23,546
Oh.
1683
01:21:24,214 --> 01:21:27,634
So, you're not firing me
because I'm a black woman.
1684
01:21:28,051 --> 01:21:30,053
No. No, no. I didn't say that.
1685
01:21:30,428 --> 01:21:32,347
Because that'd be racist and sexist.
1686
01:21:32,430 --> 01:21:35,100
Hell, no. I am not your twofer.
1687
01:21:35,183 --> 01:21:36,851
I dare you to fire me.
1688
01:21:36,935 --> 01:21:39,312
My clients will follow me out that door.
1689
01:21:40,021 --> 01:21:42,107
You keep on dreaming that dream.
1690
01:21:46,152 --> 01:21:47,821
- Nick, please...
- Nope, not happening.
1691
01:21:47,904 --> 01:21:49,072
- There she goes.
- Hey.
1692
01:21:49,155 --> 01:21:50,591
- Hey, girl, ready for lunch?
- Yeah.
1693
01:21:50,615 --> 01:21:52,200
I can wait downstairs if that's better.
1694
01:21:52,284 --> 01:21:54,244
- Okay.
- Oh, great. You know what?
1695
01:21:54,995 --> 01:21:57,205
You can stop pretending. Okay, Will?
1696
01:21:57,289 --> 01:21:58,582
If that's even your name.
1697
01:21:58,957 --> 01:22:02,210
Actually,
I'm glad this charade can finally end.
1698
01:22:02,294 --> 01:22:04,838
Sorry, "charade"? What's he talking about?
1699
01:22:04,921 --> 01:22:06,298
- Nick, please, don't...
- You two.
1700
01:22:06,923 --> 01:22:08,383
Pretending that y'all are married
1701
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:11,094
to impress that fucking fraud Joe Dolla!
1702
01:22:11,761 --> 01:22:14,431
Well, you know what? It didn't work.
1703
01:22:15,473 --> 01:22:17,017
Mr. Family Man, huh?
1704
01:22:19,728 --> 01:22:22,105
Okay, whoo.
This is a big misunderstanding.
1705
01:22:22,188 --> 01:22:23,188
So wait, wait, hold up.
1706
01:22:24,399 --> 01:22:26,651
That's why you really
invited us to the game?
1707
01:22:27,736 --> 01:22:29,904
- No.
- Not to make up for the fact
1708
01:22:29,988 --> 01:22:33,950
that you accused me
of cheating on my dead wife with you?
1709
01:22:34,034 --> 01:22:35,034
No.
1710
01:22:35,410 --> 01:22:37,370
Please, it is very complicated.
1711
01:22:37,454 --> 01:22:40,248
- Just let me talk to you alone.
- About... About what?
1712
01:22:40,582 --> 01:22:44,669
About what? How you used my son,
my child, as a prop?
1713
01:22:50,884 --> 01:22:51,884
Just...
1714
01:22:52,177 --> 01:22:53,845
- Please.
- Please stay away from us.
1715
01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:56,013
Please.
1716
01:23:15,742 --> 01:23:18,036
These powers have ruined my life.
1717
01:23:18,787 --> 01:23:20,455
I would like to return them.
1718
01:23:21,039 --> 01:23:22,957
Or whatever you do with powers.
1719
01:23:23,249 --> 01:23:24,709
Well, if I can be real,
1720
01:23:25,418 --> 01:23:28,213
I finished off the Haitian tea,
drunk it all myself.
1721
01:23:28,713 --> 01:23:30,590
- And...
- The only voices I heard
1722
01:23:30,674 --> 01:23:33,426
were Joan Rivers and Tupac.
1723
01:23:34,386 --> 01:23:36,179
And they did not get along.
1724
01:23:36,971 --> 01:23:40,392
My God, this is a disaster.
1725
01:23:41,559 --> 01:23:44,854
Mm.
Maybe you looking at it the wrong way.
1726
01:23:46,648 --> 01:23:49,943
With power comes a responsibility
to tell the truth.
1727
01:23:50,819 --> 01:23:52,445
Have you been telling the truth?
1728
01:23:53,863 --> 01:23:55,448
You need to let the spirit guide you.
1729
01:24:08,795 --> 01:24:10,588
- The spirit.
- Yeah.
1730
01:24:18,471 --> 01:24:19,723
Spirit.
1731
01:24:27,731 --> 01:24:31,025
Yikes. Hey, maybe we, uh, take it
easy on the drinky-drink there.
1732
01:24:31,109 --> 01:24:33,029
Ceremony's about to start
and you're in it, okay?
1733
01:24:33,111 --> 01:24:35,321
No, no, no. I need a cranberry vodka
1734
01:24:35,405 --> 01:24:37,490
because I'm feeling the spirit, Brandon.
1735
01:24:37,574 --> 01:24:39,909
- Uh-huh.
- I have words, they need saying.
1736
01:24:40,493 --> 01:24:43,955
As a matter of fact, everybody in here
1737
01:24:44,038 --> 01:24:46,958
needs a big, steaming mug of hot tea.
1738
01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:50,211
Oh, or maybe everybody
just sticks with water, you know...
1739
01:24:50,295 --> 01:24:52,857
No. No, no, no. How about you go
get that vodka cran like I said, baby.
1740
01:24:52,881 --> 01:24:54,883
- Uh-huh.
- Trusty assistant. Go.
1741
01:24:55,467 --> 01:24:56,301
Hm.
1742
01:24:56,384 --> 01:24:59,471
And Christ said,
"A man shall leave his mother and father
1743
01:24:59,554 --> 01:25:01,139
and cleave to his wife,
1744
01:25:02,098 --> 01:25:03,767
so that they are no more twain..."
1745
01:25:03,850 --> 01:25:06,853
Check out that tasty
Oreo bridesmaid sandwich.
1746
01:25:06,936 --> 01:25:09,355
I can't believe how long
this Viagra's lasting!
1747
01:25:09,439 --> 01:25:11,441
Can't believe I'm missing the game
for this shit.
1748
01:25:11,524 --> 01:25:12,710
Did I leave my keys on my desk?
1749
01:25:12,734 --> 01:25:15,737
♪ Cotton-eyed Joe
I'd been married a long time ago ♪
1750
01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:17,339
♪ Where did you come from?
Where did you go? ♪
1751
01:25:17,363 --> 01:25:19,824
Oh, man.
This suit's giving me a swamp ass.
1752
01:25:19,908 --> 01:25:21,268
I love the word "Toledo."
To-le-do.
1753
01:25:21,326 --> 01:25:22,887
Can't believe I said "I love you"
to the delivery guy.
1754
01:25:22,911 --> 01:25:24,388
Look at Gabby's tits
just hanging out.
1755
01:25:24,412 --> 01:25:27,665
Haven't tapped that fine ass
since Mari was in Boston last May.
1756
01:25:28,082 --> 01:25:29,722
Might need to get that again soon though.
1757
01:25:29,793 --> 01:25:33,046
Ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom
have written their own vows.
1758
01:25:33,129 --> 01:25:34,589
- James?
- Yes, sir.
1759
01:25:35,548 --> 01:25:38,051
When I met you on that sun-dappled
June afternoon
1760
01:25:38,134 --> 01:25:39,570
- at the Waffle House...
- He said, "dappled".
1761
01:25:39,594 --> 01:25:42,305
...and you put that whole bottle
of hot sauce on your two-piece...
1762
01:25:43,306 --> 01:25:45,517
I knew right then
there'd never be another woman for me.
1763
01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:47,519
Oh, God. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
1764
01:25:47,602 --> 01:25:50,563
- I'm so, so sorry.
- What the hell?
1765
01:25:50,647 --> 01:25:52,982
I... have something I gotta say.
1766
01:25:53,066 --> 01:25:54,442
What are you doing?
1767
01:25:54,526 --> 01:25:57,362
Girl, I am letting the spirit move me.
1768
01:25:57,695 --> 01:25:58,695
Huh?
1769
01:26:00,406 --> 01:26:01,574
I...
1770
01:26:03,117 --> 01:26:04,536
I've been given a gift.
1771
01:26:05,078 --> 01:26:06,621
Possibly by God.
1772
01:26:06,704 --> 01:26:11,125
Possibly by a low-rent, hair-styling,
weed-dealing psychic. But...
1773
01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:14,295
I can hear men's thoughts.
1774
01:26:15,839 --> 01:26:18,925
Ali, why don't you just come
sit down here with me for a minute?
1775
01:26:19,008 --> 01:26:20,093
Uh, Brandon, back up.
1776
01:26:20,635 --> 01:26:21,635
Back up.
1777
01:26:21,803 --> 01:26:23,304
I'm just saying, as your friend...
1778
01:26:23,388 --> 01:26:26,015
You... are not my friend.
1779
01:26:26,099 --> 01:26:28,393
You are my assistant, though.
1780
01:26:28,810 --> 01:26:30,562
And right now you're not assisting me,
1781
01:26:30,645 --> 01:26:33,439
you're interrupting my message!
1782
01:26:33,523 --> 01:26:36,025
So I need you to sit down
and shut the fuck up!
1783
01:26:37,527 --> 01:26:38,527
Hallelujah.
1784
01:26:41,197 --> 01:26:42,198
You're on your own.
1785
01:26:43,241 --> 01:26:44,158
Excuse me.
1786
01:26:44,242 --> 01:26:45,285
Thank... Thank you.
1787
01:26:45,618 --> 01:26:47,620
- Thank you for sharing that with us.
- And...
1788
01:26:48,872 --> 01:26:50,331
because of my gift,
1789
01:26:51,082 --> 01:26:54,878
James, I know you are not worthy
of my friend, Mari.
1790
01:26:54,961 --> 01:26:56,087
What are you talking about?
1791
01:26:56,170 --> 01:26:58,548
And you need to know,
before you jump the broom,
1792
01:26:58,631 --> 01:27:01,134
that he slept with your cousin Gabby
last May.
1793
01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:04,721
- What?
- While you were in Boston, girl.
1794
01:27:04,804 --> 01:27:07,181
That... That never happened.
That never, never happened.
1795
01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:09,893
I am so sorry, Mari.
He said you were on a break.
1796
01:27:12,478 --> 01:27:13,563
Is this true?
1797
01:27:14,272 --> 01:27:15,398
Everybody lying right now.
1798
01:27:16,024 --> 01:27:19,444
- Mari!
- Whoo! He deserved that! Amen!
1799
01:27:19,819 --> 01:27:21,696
- Bring it over here.
- Oh! Baby, hold on.
1800
01:27:21,779 --> 01:27:24,574
Ali, cut it out.
This is not the time or the place.
1801
01:27:24,657 --> 01:27:28,703
Well, Ciarra, you have problems
in your own house.
1802
01:27:28,786 --> 01:27:31,456
Don't throw no stones,
living in a glass house.
1803
01:27:31,873 --> 01:27:35,543
Excuse me? My house is fine.
In fact, it's locked down.
1804
01:27:35,627 --> 01:27:38,546
Okay? I think you're just a little jealous
1805
01:27:38,630 --> 01:27:40,381
because we're all married.
1806
01:27:40,465 --> 01:27:42,133
I have always felt that way.
1807
01:27:42,216 --> 01:27:45,011
- Are you ser... Really?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
1808
01:27:45,929 --> 01:27:47,680
So look at yourself.
1809
01:27:47,764 --> 01:27:50,391
Well, your husband has been
getting his thing sucked,
1810
01:27:50,725 --> 01:27:53,436
on the down-low, by his golf buddy Louis.
1811
01:27:53,519 --> 01:27:54,896
I have always felt that way.
1812
01:27:54,979 --> 01:27:56,356
- He what?
- You've lost your mind.
1813
01:27:56,439 --> 01:27:58,149
I would never. That's disgusting!
1814
01:27:58,608 --> 01:28:00,985
It wasn't when you were
sucking on my dick!
1815
01:28:01,069 --> 01:28:02,820
Oh, Lord, not in the church!
1816
01:28:02,904 --> 01:28:04,405
Hallelujah! A testimony!
1817
01:28:04,489 --> 01:28:06,532
You kissed me with dick on your lips?
1818
01:28:06,616 --> 01:28:07,825
- Oh, hell, no!
- Whoo!
1819
01:28:13,957 --> 01:28:15,500
That's my brother. Hold Terence.
1820
01:28:16,084 --> 01:28:17,084
Oh, no!
1821
01:28:18,336 --> 01:28:20,171
- Oh, yeah!
- Everyone...
1822
01:28:20,254 --> 01:28:21,482
Don't you take that! Don't you...
1823
01:28:21,506 --> 01:28:22,506
Oh, yeah!
1824
01:28:22,548 --> 01:28:24,175
- Oh, really?
- My hair!
1825
01:28:28,763 --> 01:28:31,099
- Eat it! Eat the wig!
- Just grow up.
1826
01:28:33,101 --> 01:28:34,143
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1827
01:28:34,227 --> 01:28:35,227
Bitch!
1828
01:28:37,188 --> 01:28:38,272
Stay back!
1829
01:28:40,984 --> 01:28:42,110
Oh, oh.
1830
01:28:46,072 --> 01:28:48,741
Well, hello. Welcome back.
1831
01:28:51,035 --> 01:28:52,035
I'd just like to say...
1832
01:28:53,079 --> 01:28:55,957
since your last visit, I went to detox
1833
01:28:56,040 --> 01:28:57,667
and I got my life back on track.
1834
01:28:58,084 --> 01:28:59,210
So, thank you.
1835
01:29:04,215 --> 01:29:05,215
That's it?
1836
01:29:06,009 --> 01:29:07,051
That's what?
1837
01:29:09,095 --> 01:29:10,221
I don't hear anything.
1838
01:29:11,431 --> 01:29:12,473
No sound?
1839
01:29:13,099 --> 01:29:15,476
- No sound?
- No, no, no, I hear that. I just...
1840
01:29:17,437 --> 01:29:19,355
I... I don't hear your inner thoughts.
1841
01:29:20,148 --> 01:29:21,858
That's a good thing, trust me.
1842
01:29:24,861 --> 01:29:27,238
Okay, so, um, great, I guess I can go.
1843
01:29:27,321 --> 01:29:29,532
- Ah, well...
- Where my peeps at?
1844
01:29:30,241 --> 01:29:31,993
Ali, you can leave anytime,
1845
01:29:32,076 --> 01:29:34,495
but, um, there's no one here for you.
1846
01:29:36,956 --> 01:29:38,166
Oh.
1847
01:29:42,336 --> 01:29:44,088
Guess I'll get myself home.
1848
01:29:58,561 --> 01:30:00,313
- So let's just stay in...
- You hear me?
1849
01:30:00,396 --> 01:30:01,981
- ...your lane.
- You got you.
1850
01:30:02,065 --> 01:30:05,359
About what, how you used
my son, my child, as a prop?
1851
01:30:05,443 --> 01:30:07,653
We share a little bit.
Can you share?
1852
01:30:07,737 --> 01:30:08,977
I believe
you are a good person.
1853
01:30:09,030 --> 01:30:10,257
It's not like you have
a lot of friends here.
1854
01:30:10,281 --> 01:30:11,383
Work hard, play hard, right?
1855
01:30:11,407 --> 01:30:14,786
Constantly throwing the first
punch, and you got you and no one else.
1856
01:30:15,620 --> 01:30:17,371
That bartender get back to you yet?
1857
01:30:19,707 --> 01:30:20,875
No.
1858
01:30:21,959 --> 01:30:24,962
And I don't blame him, the shit I pulled.
1859
01:30:26,631 --> 01:30:29,092
I just wanted to win, you know?
1860
01:30:30,593 --> 01:30:32,220
I let it get away from me.
1861
01:30:32,970 --> 01:30:36,099
No, no, no. That's on me.
1862
01:30:38,768 --> 01:30:42,313
When your mom took off,
I didn't trust anyone.
1863
01:30:43,689 --> 01:30:46,943
And... I put that all on you.
1864
01:30:48,903 --> 01:30:50,071
I'm sorry if I...
1865
01:30:51,405 --> 01:30:53,116
taught you some wrong lessons.
1866
01:30:53,199 --> 01:30:57,328
I wanted you to toughen up,
because I was so scared.
1867
01:30:58,996 --> 01:31:00,790
I didn't want you to be scared, too.
1868
01:31:01,791 --> 01:31:02,791
Dad...
1869
01:31:03,376 --> 01:31:04,919
you did an amazing job.
1870
01:31:05,753 --> 01:31:07,922
An excellent job.
1871
01:31:09,549 --> 01:31:12,635
No. This is all on me, okay?
1872
01:31:13,136 --> 01:31:14,720
I messed everything up.
1873
01:31:15,138 --> 01:31:17,807
And now I got to put
my big-girl drawers on and fix it.
1874
01:31:21,561 --> 01:31:25,022
You know, there's things
that we probably need to learn.
1875
01:31:25,606 --> 01:31:27,775
When to lower our fist.
1876
01:31:28,151 --> 01:31:30,611
There's so many beautiful things that...
1877
01:31:31,529 --> 01:31:33,990
we don't see because our hands are...
1878
01:31:34,991 --> 01:31:36,742
in front of our face.
1879
01:31:42,957 --> 01:31:43,957
Thanks, Dad.
1880
01:31:46,460 --> 01:31:49,172
You're the best.
1881
01:31:54,051 --> 01:31:56,637
You know, I don't really need
to check with Ali on that one.
1882
01:31:56,721 --> 01:32:00,183
Serena Williams is not gonna do
local TV ads for a mattress store.
1883
01:32:00,266 --> 01:32:02,059
But thank you for your interests.
1884
01:32:04,353 --> 01:32:05,353
You're here.
1885
01:32:06,189 --> 01:32:08,649
Yeah. Danny said it would be better
to look for work
1886
01:32:08,733 --> 01:32:09,901
while I still have a job.
1887
01:32:09,984 --> 01:32:11,444
So, I'm looking for work.
1888
01:32:11,527 --> 01:32:13,362
Which I'm sure you already heard.
1889
01:32:13,446 --> 01:32:15,656
I don't have the power anymore.
1890
01:32:16,574 --> 01:32:18,409
I can't hear men's voices.
1891
01:32:21,037 --> 01:32:23,748
So, I just told you all of that
for no reason.
1892
01:32:24,457 --> 01:32:27,043
Wow, I just cannot win.
1893
01:32:27,543 --> 01:32:30,171
Hey! Still the best part of my day.
1894
01:32:36,219 --> 01:32:37,595
Wait, are you two...
1895
01:32:37,678 --> 01:32:39,055
Playing fantasy football together?
1896
01:32:39,138 --> 01:32:40,138
Yes, we are.
1897
01:32:41,766 --> 01:32:43,976
That's great.
1898
01:32:47,563 --> 01:32:49,482
Can I talk to you in my office?
1899
01:32:51,234 --> 01:32:52,276
Please?
1900
01:32:53,110 --> 01:32:54,445
Have a seat.
1901
01:32:58,532 --> 01:32:59,909
Listen, Brandon.
1902
01:33:00,743 --> 01:33:02,411
I'm sorry about that bullshit
1903
01:33:02,495 --> 01:33:05,539
about you not being cut out
to be an agent.
1904
01:33:06,749 --> 01:33:09,126
I would've told you anything
to keep you on my desk,
1905
01:33:09,210 --> 01:33:10,461
because I needed you.
1906
01:33:13,589 --> 01:33:16,008
And you're a better friend than I deserve.
1907
01:33:21,013 --> 01:33:22,807
You... That's... You're apologising.
1908
01:33:22,890 --> 01:33:23,890
Yes.
1909
01:33:24,725 --> 01:33:26,269
- To me.
- Mm-hmm.
1910
01:33:26,852 --> 01:33:27,852
Wow.
1911
01:33:28,854 --> 01:33:30,273
I did not see that coming.
1912
01:33:31,524 --> 01:33:35,027
It's not a promotion or a raise,
but it is definitely something.
1913
01:33:35,111 --> 01:33:37,530
Okay, well,
you get a raise effective today.
1914
01:33:38,030 --> 01:33:40,616
And will until you find something better.
1915
01:33:40,700 --> 01:33:42,618
And a promotion, TBD.
1916
01:33:43,828 --> 01:33:45,955
I don't even know if I still work here.
1917
01:33:46,539 --> 01:33:47,581
Have you heard anything?
1918
01:33:50,584 --> 01:33:51,877
Well, thank you.
1919
01:33:57,383 --> 01:34:01,304
Oh, God, I just wish
I had gotten out of my own head
1920
01:34:02,138 --> 01:34:06,142
and gotten to know Jamal
instead of try to sell him.
1921
01:34:06,809 --> 01:34:09,353
I just wish I'd listened to him.
1922
01:34:30,082 --> 01:34:32,835
All right, you have got to be psychic
or something.
1923
01:34:33,794 --> 01:34:34,794
What you got over there?
1924
01:34:34,837 --> 01:34:38,632
Um, just a little Chinese food
to celebrate your success.
1925
01:34:39,842 --> 01:34:41,642
Well, I guess I'll be
eating a lot of it then.
1926
01:34:41,719 --> 01:34:42,762
You happy?
1927
01:34:44,597 --> 01:34:45,598
What do you think?
1928
01:34:48,893 --> 01:34:49,977
Let me see that.
1929
01:34:52,063 --> 01:34:53,314
I don't know.
1930
01:34:53,397 --> 01:34:55,066
I'm not even gonna pretend to know.
1931
01:34:57,651 --> 01:34:59,653
- Whoo-hoo!
- Okay. Look at you.
1932
01:34:59,737 --> 01:35:02,656
What can I say?
My dad wanted a boy.
1933
01:35:02,740 --> 01:35:05,117
Yeah, well, you don't even
have to tell me about dads.
1934
01:35:05,451 --> 01:35:07,161
You know, mine is, uh, unique.
1935
01:35:07,578 --> 01:35:08,746
That is very true.
1936
01:35:15,961 --> 01:35:18,005
Dad took me out to this court
when I was five.
1937
01:35:19,382 --> 01:35:23,010
And he would not let me leave
until I sank three in a row.
1938
01:35:23,636 --> 01:35:24,720
And it got us here.
1939
01:35:25,262 --> 01:35:26,430
I know it sounds corny,
1940
01:35:26,514 --> 01:35:29,475
but I want to win a championship
and celebrate here.
1941
01:35:30,226 --> 01:35:31,685
With the people I grew up with.
1942
01:35:32,853 --> 01:35:33,771
That's my dream.
1943
01:35:33,854 --> 01:35:34,897
I get it.
1944
01:35:38,901 --> 01:35:39,985
Give me that.
1945
01:35:41,487 --> 01:35:43,327
You're gonna have a lot
of people coming at you
1946
01:35:43,406 --> 01:35:45,533
with all sorts of advice from here on out.
1947
01:35:45,616 --> 01:35:46,450
You know that, right?
1948
01:35:46,534 --> 01:35:48,577
Right. But you're the one
I should listen to, right?
1949
01:35:51,080 --> 01:35:53,791
No. The only person
you should listen to is you.
1950
01:35:55,126 --> 01:35:58,129
Because you're the only person
who knows what you really want.
1951
01:35:58,963 --> 01:36:01,507
Forget your head. What's in your heart?
1952
01:36:07,012 --> 01:36:09,390
Just fuck him. I'm done.
1953
01:36:10,015 --> 01:36:13,686
I always sensed that he was
a skeezy motherfucker.
1954
01:36:13,769 --> 01:36:15,609
But you know what?
I was on that marriage train
1955
01:36:15,688 --> 01:36:16,856
and I didn't want to get off.
1956
01:36:16,939 --> 01:36:18,149
Just fucking stupid.
1957
01:36:18,232 --> 01:36:21,110
When that woman leaped onto the stage
1958
01:36:21,193 --> 01:36:22,778
and ripped out your hair...
1959
01:36:23,821 --> 01:36:26,115
I almost put down my phone
and said something.
1960
01:36:26,198 --> 01:36:29,243
- How is that helping us?
- Not... Oh, twelve o'clock.
1961
01:36:30,119 --> 01:36:30,995
Hi.
1962
01:36:31,078 --> 01:36:34,498
- No. No.
- No. No. No.
1963
01:36:34,957 --> 01:36:36,709
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
1964
01:36:36,792 --> 01:36:38,627
Let them grieve.
1965
01:36:40,004 --> 01:36:44,049
You know, by the grace of God,
my marriage is still intact.
1966
01:36:44,133 --> 01:36:45,885
It was stronger than theirs to begin with.
1967
01:36:45,968 --> 01:36:48,637
But it is still intact,
because my husband wasn't there.
1968
01:36:48,721 --> 01:36:49,823
- What the fuck?
- All right?
1969
01:36:49,847 --> 01:36:53,017
But I am devastated for the two of them.
Devastated.
1970
01:36:53,100 --> 01:36:55,436
- You ruined their lives!
- Um, look, I'm...
1971
01:36:57,646 --> 01:37:00,024
I know you guys probably hate me
for what I pulled.
1972
01:37:00,107 --> 01:37:02,568
I am so sorry, okay?
1973
01:37:03,027 --> 01:37:04,862
I really want to make it up to you.
1974
01:37:05,529 --> 01:37:08,532
Look, I did what I did
because I love you, okay?
1975
01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:10,993
Not because I'm jealous.
1976
01:37:11,076 --> 01:37:12,495
I want what's best for all of you,
1977
01:37:12,578 --> 01:37:14,330
and I'm not gonna let you marry a skeezer
1978
01:37:14,413 --> 01:37:17,253
and I'm not gonna stand by and not
tell you about your down-low husband.
1979
01:37:17,333 --> 01:37:19,418
I'm sorry. I'm a friend, not an enabler.
1980
01:37:19,710 --> 01:37:22,963
That was some freaky-ass shit you pulled.
1981
01:37:23,047 --> 01:37:25,007
You could hear men's thoughts.
1982
01:37:25,633 --> 01:37:27,718
And you didn't tell us, your girls?
1983
01:37:27,801 --> 01:37:29,821
- Yeah, what the fuck?
- We should've been the first to know.
1984
01:37:29,845 --> 01:37:31,096
We could've helped you out!
1985
01:37:31,180 --> 01:37:32,580
- That's good information.
- Look...
1986
01:37:33,307 --> 01:37:35,100
I know I've been a shitty friend.
1987
01:37:35,184 --> 01:37:36,268
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
1988
01:37:36,560 --> 01:37:37,686
- Very shitty.
- Terrible.
1989
01:37:37,770 --> 01:37:38,854
Very shitty friend.
1990
01:37:38,938 --> 01:37:40,648
And that is Jesus speaking through me.
1991
01:37:40,731 --> 01:37:43,567
I mean, like skid-mark-
in-the-drawers shitty-ass friend.
1992
01:37:43,651 --> 01:37:46,904
I'm about to write poetry about it,
just to express my rage.
1993
01:37:46,987 --> 01:37:48,072
Well, that's a good thing.
1994
01:37:48,155 --> 01:37:50,282
- Boo-Boo Shitty Kitty.
- Shit on top of shit.
1995
01:37:50,366 --> 01:37:51,742
- Sorry.
- One star on Yelp.
1996
01:37:51,825 --> 01:37:53,178
- Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Ali.
- "Knock, knock."
1997
01:37:53,202 --> 01:37:55,347
- "Who's there?" "Ali, and I'm shitty."
- The shitty friend.
1998
01:37:55,371 --> 01:37:58,374
- Yeah, the shitty friend.
- Okay. All right, I deserve that.
1999
01:37:58,707 --> 01:38:00,376
I deserve it all.
2000
01:38:01,043 --> 01:38:03,379
But I want to make that up
to you too, okay?
2001
01:38:03,462 --> 01:38:07,925
I promise to prioritise my life better.
2002
01:38:08,217 --> 01:38:11,554
You mean more to me,
and I should treat you as such.
2003
01:38:11,637 --> 01:38:15,182
Because I really do love you
and I need you in my life, okay?
2004
01:38:21,689 --> 01:38:25,067
All right. Margarita Mondays on me. Shit.
2005
01:38:28,028 --> 01:38:29,028
Forever?
2006
01:38:30,823 --> 01:38:31,740
Mm-hmm.
2007
01:38:31,824 --> 01:38:33,993
- I'm about to get fired.
- I don't care.
2008
01:38:34,076 --> 01:38:36,161
I say if she wants
to pay for Margarita Mondays,
2009
01:38:36,245 --> 01:38:37,288
let's let her do it.
2010
01:38:37,371 --> 01:38:39,011
That's my cheat day and you're gonna pay.
2011
01:38:39,081 --> 01:38:40,124
- Okay.
- You will pay.
2012
01:38:40,207 --> 01:38:42,042
- Thank you.
- Okay, let's toast.
2013
01:38:42,126 --> 01:38:43,436
- We need to make a toast.
- Give it to her!
2014
01:38:43,460 --> 01:38:45,337
We need to make a toast, come on.
2015
01:38:45,421 --> 01:38:47,221
We'll toast, we'll toast.
We'll get some more.
2016
01:38:47,298 --> 01:38:50,175
To my three best friends.
2017
01:38:50,593 --> 01:38:51,719
- Yes!
- Cheers!
2018
01:38:56,432 --> 01:38:59,476
This is the 2018 NBA Draft,
2019
01:38:59,560 --> 01:39:03,397
and commissioner Adam Silver is
about to step to the microphone.
2020
01:39:09,445 --> 01:39:12,114
Good evening,
and welcome to the NBA Draft.
2021
01:39:12,698 --> 01:39:16,243
These young men here tonight
represent the future of our sport.
2022
01:39:16,785 --> 01:39:20,372
With the first pick in the 2018 NBA Draft,
2023
01:39:20,456 --> 01:39:21,832
the Atlanta Hawks select...
2024
01:39:23,125 --> 01:39:26,795
Jamal Barry from Georgia Tech.
2025
01:39:29,340 --> 01:39:31,925
- Thanks for making this happen.
- So proud of you.
2026
01:39:54,365 --> 01:39:56,075
Hey, hey, there she is!
2027
01:39:56,450 --> 01:39:58,452
The worst thing to happen
to US-China relations
2028
01:39:58,535 --> 01:40:01,121
since Richard Nixon shot and ate a panda.
2029
01:40:02,790 --> 01:40:06,210
Joe, I really want you on my team, okay?
2030
01:40:07,086 --> 01:40:08,754
How about we work together
2031
01:40:08,837 --> 01:40:12,424
to make sure Jamal has an amazing career.
2032
01:40:12,508 --> 01:40:13,508
How about that?
2033
01:40:16,011 --> 01:40:18,013
- I like you.
- Thanks.
2034
01:40:18,097 --> 01:40:21,517
- See Jamal? That's my dude.
- Mm-hmm.
2035
01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:22,851
And you know dudes.
2036
01:40:24,603 --> 01:40:27,106
Well, that's the first time
I've heard that.
2037
01:40:31,527 --> 01:40:34,071
Well, first order of business.
2038
01:40:34,697 --> 01:40:38,075
I guess we can all see that
Ethan has re-joined the team.
2039
01:40:38,534 --> 01:40:41,245
And we have dropped our lawsuit
accordingly.
2040
01:40:41,328 --> 01:40:43,372
Listen, guys,
that unfortunate China incident
2041
01:40:43,455 --> 01:40:47,459
was brought on, if you can believe it,
by clear braces. Uh...
2042
01:40:48,168 --> 01:40:52,506
Excessive salivation led to
dehydration, exhaustion, and stress.
2043
01:40:52,589 --> 01:40:54,633
You know. But I'm great now.
2044
01:40:54,717 --> 01:40:55,718
Happy to be back.
2045
01:40:55,801 --> 01:40:57,511
Ethan's no longer a partner.
2046
01:40:57,594 --> 01:41:00,013
And he'll be subject
to a yearly probationary review.
2047
01:41:01,306 --> 01:41:02,725
Now, with that being said,
2048
01:41:03,058 --> 01:41:06,061
seems like we have
a partner slot that has opened.
2049
01:41:07,312 --> 01:41:09,565
Or shall I say... "had."
2050
01:41:12,401 --> 01:41:14,862
I think we all know what this is.
2051
01:41:15,529 --> 01:41:18,240
And I think we all know who deserves it.
2052
01:41:19,241 --> 01:41:20,841
Let's give it up for our newest partner:
2053
01:41:21,326 --> 01:41:22,703
Ali Davis.
2054
01:41:42,556 --> 01:41:44,975
Wow. Thanks. Thanks.
2055
01:41:45,601 --> 01:41:47,227
Thanks so much, Nick.
2056
01:41:50,481 --> 01:41:52,983
For so many years, all I ever wanted
2057
01:41:53,066 --> 01:41:56,195
was to be a part of this boys club.
2058
01:41:56,653 --> 01:41:57,821
It's all I ever wanted.
2059
01:42:03,619 --> 01:42:04,828
And...
2060
01:42:07,289 --> 01:42:11,043
I don't want to be
a part of your club anymore.
2061
01:42:13,504 --> 01:42:16,924
No, from now on, my self-worth
2062
01:42:17,758 --> 01:42:21,053
is not going to come
from a man's approval.
2063
01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:24,680
No.
2064
01:42:26,308 --> 01:42:28,977
I am going to compete and win
2065
01:42:29,061 --> 01:42:31,563
on my own terms, not yours.
2066
01:42:32,105 --> 01:42:35,526
So, I'm opening my own agency.
2067
01:42:37,903 --> 01:42:39,321
I'm sorry, what's happening here?
2068
01:42:39,404 --> 01:42:41,406
Oh, calm down, Nick. Have a Fiji.
2069
01:42:41,490 --> 01:42:43,408
I will come after your clients hard!
2070
01:42:43,492 --> 01:42:44,618
Calm your nuts!
2071
01:42:44,701 --> 01:42:48,372
Look, you do very well in your lane, Nick.
So, stay in it.
2072
01:42:48,455 --> 01:42:52,000
Oh, and, uh, my partner is going to be...
2073
01:42:52,084 --> 01:42:53,084
Uh!
2074
01:42:54,837 --> 01:42:57,756
What? Wait, bro. No way!
2075
01:42:59,132 --> 01:42:59,967
I'm with her.
2076
01:43:00,050 --> 01:43:02,719
Okay, so on that note, we're out.
2077
01:43:02,803 --> 01:43:05,848
Um, and we would like to wish you the best
2078
01:43:05,931 --> 01:43:07,766
in all of your future endeavours,
2079
01:43:07,850 --> 01:43:09,226
i.e., go fuck yourself.
2080
01:43:09,560 --> 01:43:11,311
And kiss my black ass.
2081
01:43:11,395 --> 01:43:12,396
Let's go.
2082
01:43:12,479 --> 01:43:13,479
Hey, Nick.
2083
01:43:16,149 --> 01:43:17,860
Oh, there's one more box
at the front desk.
2084
01:43:17,943 --> 01:43:19,069
I'm gonna go grab it.
2085
01:43:19,695 --> 01:43:20,695
Okay.
2086
01:43:23,073 --> 01:43:25,617
The two of you are so cute together,
it's sickening.
2087
01:43:26,535 --> 01:43:28,704
Well, it's all thanks to you.
2088
01:43:28,787 --> 01:43:31,790
And I guess a little bit thanks
to that weird Sister lady.
2089
01:43:32,165 --> 01:43:34,543
Okay. Uh, so, all I need to know now
is where you'd like me
2090
01:43:34,626 --> 01:43:36,587
to make a reservation
for you and the other agents
2091
01:43:36,670 --> 01:43:37,713
to celebrate the new firm.
2092
01:43:37,796 --> 01:43:40,883
I took care of that. I made reservations
for three at Pricci at 8:00.
2093
01:43:40,966 --> 01:43:42,801
- You made a reservation?
- Mm-hmm.
2094
01:43:42,885 --> 01:43:44,761
So, you, Kevin, who's the third?
2095
01:43:45,262 --> 01:43:46,179
Oh, um...
2096
01:43:46,263 --> 01:43:47,472
Our new agent.
2097
01:43:47,973 --> 01:43:49,850
Um, you actually know this guy.
2098
01:43:50,142 --> 01:43:52,769
He's cute, he's short,
about your height, wears your glasses.
2099
01:43:53,312 --> 01:43:56,106
Yeah, he's gonna make
one hell of an agent.
2100
01:43:56,815 --> 01:43:59,151
I'm gonna be a... You're making me a...
2101
01:44:00,360 --> 01:44:02,487
I'm just gonna take a second
and try to read your mind
2102
01:44:02,571 --> 01:44:05,699
and see if you're fucking with me,
which would be unbelievably cruel. But...
2103
01:44:06,158 --> 01:44:07,969
I think you're being serious.
Is this for real?
2104
01:44:07,993 --> 01:44:09,369
Yes, and it's long overdue.
2105
01:44:11,038 --> 01:44:12,838
Permission to pick you up
and spin you around?
2106
01:44:12,915 --> 01:44:14,541
I think I'm gonna regret this, but okay.
2107
01:44:14,625 --> 01:44:16,752
Ah! Thank you so much!
Thank you, thank you!
2108
01:44:16,835 --> 01:44:18,515
Okay, wait a minute! Hold on! Put me down.
2109
01:44:19,171 --> 01:44:20,422
Listen, listen, listen.
2110
01:44:20,756 --> 01:44:23,592
- Agents don't speak in that high tone.
- Hey!
2111
01:44:23,675 --> 01:44:25,636
Hey, what'd I miss? What happened?
2112
01:44:26,261 --> 01:44:28,013
- Ali's making me an agent.
- Yeah.
2113
01:44:29,014 --> 01:44:30,140
That's so hot, bro.
2114
01:44:30,974 --> 01:44:32,309
- Stop!
- Oh!
2115
01:44:33,727 --> 01:44:36,396
Oh, my God. Congrats.
2116
01:44:40,484 --> 01:44:41,693
Yeah, that's what's up.
2117
01:44:42,778 --> 01:44:44,404
- Yeah.
- Feel me. That's what's up, man.
2118
01:44:44,696 --> 01:44:45,696
Dope!
2119
01:44:46,031 --> 01:44:47,616
Ooh, yes! Damn.
2120
01:44:47,699 --> 01:44:48,784
That's what's up.
2121
01:44:50,827 --> 01:44:52,454
All right, who wants more cupcakes?
2122
01:44:52,537 --> 01:44:54,039
Me! Me! Me!
2123
01:44:54,122 --> 01:44:56,083
Wait, wait, wait. One at a time.
2124
01:44:57,376 --> 01:44:59,586
Um, uh... Bridget, would you...
2125
01:45:01,922 --> 01:45:03,966
Birthday cake delivery for Ben.
2126
01:45:04,049 --> 01:45:06,635
- Ali, you remembered.
- Yes.
2127
01:45:06,718 --> 01:45:09,429
- That's a sports Turbo S.
- It is.
2128
01:45:09,513 --> 01:45:12,307
Maybe you can take a ride
in a real one someday.
2129
01:45:12,557 --> 01:45:14,559
Uh, Shonda, would you mind taking the...
2130
01:45:15,644 --> 01:45:17,771
- Good to see you.
- Come with me, Ben.
2131
01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:23,110
Come on, kids. Cake outside.
2132
01:45:23,860 --> 01:45:24,861
Can we talk?
2133
01:45:30,117 --> 01:45:32,160
I'm so sorry to show up
unannounced like this,
2134
01:45:32,244 --> 01:45:35,330
but I promised Ben a birthday cake
2135
01:45:35,414 --> 01:45:37,332
and I wanted to honour that promise.
2136
01:45:42,504 --> 01:45:43,964
And now I'll go.
2137
01:45:45,674 --> 01:45:46,717
Thank you.
2138
01:45:47,926 --> 01:45:51,471
But you do know that one grand gesture
doesn't just rewrite history.
2139
01:45:56,018 --> 01:45:57,561
Will, that night I met you...
2140
01:45:58,979 --> 01:46:01,982
I was afraid that everything that I wanted
2141
01:46:02,065 --> 01:46:03,608
was being taken from me.
2142
01:46:05,861 --> 01:46:06,945
I've been there.
2143
01:46:08,363 --> 01:46:11,700
I was angry, and I disrespected you,
and that was wrong.
2144
01:46:14,077 --> 01:46:15,662
You see, I never...
2145
01:46:16,079 --> 01:46:18,874
considered what a man wants
or how he feels,
2146
01:46:18,957 --> 01:46:20,500
just as long as I won.
2147
01:46:21,251 --> 01:46:22,878
But what I've learned is that...
2148
01:46:23,462 --> 01:46:26,798
winning really doesn't matter
if you're a horrible person.
2149
01:46:27,799 --> 01:46:29,176
And you taught me that.
2150
01:46:30,385 --> 01:46:32,763
And I want to thank you
from the bottom of my heart.
2151
01:46:35,807 --> 01:46:36,808
Cool.
2152
01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:39,394
Cool.
2153
01:46:39,478 --> 01:46:41,772
Look, I know a lot has changed,
2154
01:46:42,105 --> 01:46:43,190
and so fast,
2155
01:46:43,857 --> 01:46:47,402
but, um... I would really like
a second chance.
2156
01:46:47,486 --> 01:46:49,404
And I understand if you say no.
2157
01:46:53,492 --> 01:46:56,119
- It's your third chance.
- Third? Oh, third.
2158
01:46:56,203 --> 01:46:57,871
It's... it's your third chance.
2159
01:46:57,954 --> 01:47:01,666
Shit, third. Okay, well...
2160
01:47:01,750 --> 01:47:03,668
I like to believe three's a charm.
2161
01:47:04,628 --> 01:47:06,379
But I totally respect...
2162
01:47:07,839 --> 01:47:09,382
- your decision.
- I, uh...
2163
01:47:18,642 --> 01:47:19,810
Okay. Okay.
2164
01:47:19,893 --> 01:47:21,436
But on one condition.
2165
01:47:22,187 --> 01:47:24,106
Look, I need to know
everything you're thinking.
2166
01:47:24,189 --> 01:47:25,565
- Everything. The truth.
- Oh!
2167
01:47:25,649 --> 01:47:26,983
No matter how hard.
2168
01:47:29,194 --> 01:47:30,278
Negotiation.
2169
01:47:30,987 --> 01:47:32,948
That's something I promise you
I'm really good at.
2170
01:47:33,031 --> 01:47:35,158
Oh, don't you worry.
You ain't getting off easy.
2171
01:47:36,201 --> 01:47:37,619
Oh, you're not.
2172
01:47:38,161 --> 01:47:40,372
I'm taking Ben to the park after this.
Hang out.
2173
01:47:45,877 --> 01:47:48,839
When you were my age,
what did you want to be?
2174
01:47:48,922 --> 01:47:51,800
Mm, I wanted to be a boxer,
believe it or not.
2175
01:47:52,384 --> 01:47:54,469
Interesting.
2176
01:47:56,721 --> 01:47:58,223
Which do you like better,
2177
01:47:58,306 --> 01:48:00,976
Porsche Turbo S or a used Subaru?
2178
01:48:01,268 --> 01:48:04,062
Uh, I would have to say a Porsche.
2179
01:48:04,146 --> 01:48:07,065
- Well, at least until my lease is up.
- Uh-huh.
2180
01:48:07,149 --> 01:48:08,316
- Makes sense.
- Yeah.
2181
01:48:10,235 --> 01:48:12,904
So, what are you thinking
of calling your new agency?
2182
01:48:12,988 --> 01:48:15,866
I'm thinking
Davis Athletics Management.
2183
01:48:15,949 --> 01:48:18,827
You do know,
abbreviated, that's DAM.
2184
01:48:18,910 --> 01:48:20,495
Like D-A-M. DAM.
2185
01:48:20,871 --> 01:48:22,706
- That's right.
- So you do know.
2186
01:48:22,998 --> 01:48:25,375
When people call,
I want the receptionist to say,
2187
01:48:25,458 --> 01:48:27,169
"DAM. How can I help you?"
2188
01:48:27,586 --> 01:48:29,921
- Aw, shit.
- No, that's "Aw, DAM."
2189
01:49:01,328 --> 01:49:02,370
Hold this with me.
2190
01:49:02,704 --> 01:49:04,080
Someone else is here with us.
2191
01:49:04,164 --> 01:49:05,415
Who is it?
2192
01:49:05,749 --> 01:49:07,209
- Mari.
- Yeah?
2193
01:49:08,043 --> 01:49:09,211
Mari, it's me.
2194
01:49:09,294 --> 01:49:10,295
Who is it?
2195
01:49:10,670 --> 01:49:12,047
Why did you do this to me, Mari?
2196
01:49:12,130 --> 01:49:14,758
Why didn't you mind your own
fucking business, Mari?
2197
01:49:14,841 --> 01:49:18,011
You put me behind bars
and I killed myself, Mari!
2198
01:49:18,094 --> 01:49:20,222
- Oh, shit.
- You're a fucking bitch, and I hate you!
2199
01:49:20,305 --> 01:49:22,390
Mm. Mm.
2200
01:49:22,807 --> 01:49:24,517
You're having some difficulties.
2201
01:49:24,601 --> 01:49:27,229
Don't beat me in the head
with that mystical bullshit.
2202
01:49:27,312 --> 01:49:30,273
You ain't no psychic.
I just came to buy some weed.
2203
01:49:30,607 --> 01:49:32,025
Well, why didn't you say something?
2204
01:49:32,108 --> 01:49:33,109
I thought you knew.
2205
01:49:33,193 --> 01:49:34,444
Nigga, how much you need?
2206
01:49:34,527 --> 01:49:37,614
Before you start, I just want to say
I'm allergic to tea. So...
2207
01:49:37,906 --> 01:49:38,907
Ha.
2208
01:49:38,990 --> 01:49:41,409
Not TJ Maxx.
2209
01:49:41,493 --> 01:49:42,994
'Cause I've seen that robe there.
2210
01:50:02,013 --> 01:50:04,683
You're gonna rot in hell, Mari!
2211
01:50:04,766 --> 01:50:06,184
I don't want to go to hell.
2212
01:50:06,268 --> 01:50:07,852
You're a fucking bitch, Mari!
2213
01:50:07,936 --> 01:50:09,396
You're a fucking bitch!
2214
01:50:09,479 --> 01:50:11,690
- Mari, you're a fucking...
- Okay!
2215
01:50:11,773 --> 01:50:13,149
No, no. Go like that.
2216
01:50:13,233 --> 01:50:14,502
I feel like maybe I need more nail.
2217
01:50:14,526 --> 01:50:15,735
No, like that.
2218
01:50:17,070 --> 01:50:18,363
Are you watching what I'm doing?
2219
01:50:18,446 --> 01:50:19,446
Who is your pastor?
2220
01:50:19,489 --> 01:50:21,741
I don't like to actually go into church.
2221
01:50:21,825 --> 01:50:24,536
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- So I watch it on the television.
2222
01:50:24,911 --> 01:50:26,955
Who's ever on when I wake up.
2223
01:50:48,476 --> 01:50:51,187
- Are those prescription glasses?
- Oh, boy.
2224
01:50:51,271 --> 01:50:52,814
Now, I'ma tell you one more time.
2225
01:50:53,440 --> 01:50:55,233
Look, you can't use
your privilege in here.
2226
01:50:55,317 --> 01:50:59,529
People who want to become
proficient in the fashion world,
2227
01:50:59,612 --> 01:51:01,364
they purchase gnomes.
2228
01:51:01,948 --> 01:51:03,908
- You see that?
- A gnome? Great.
2229
01:51:03,992 --> 01:51:05,327
You need to get that gnome.
2230
01:51:05,410 --> 01:51:08,288
Don't put it next to any kind
of costume jewellery.
2231
01:51:08,371 --> 01:51:10,457
Because it cancels it out completely.
2232
01:51:10,540 --> 01:51:11,583
So everything you have on,
2233
01:51:11,666 --> 01:51:13,710
you need to put that
on the other side of the home.
2234
01:51:13,793 --> 01:51:14,627
Well, I mean...
2235
01:51:14,711 --> 01:51:16,504
I just have so many gifts.
2236
01:51:16,588 --> 01:51:20,258
- Yeah. Yeah.
- And it's hard to hone in on one.
2237
01:51:20,342 --> 01:51:23,053
But you know where...
I think I know what that gift really is.
2238
01:51:23,136 --> 01:51:25,138
- What, what, what?
- Okay.
2239
01:51:26,222 --> 01:51:27,223
- Women's...
- Women's...
2240
01:51:28,308 --> 01:51:29,726
- empowerment...
- empowerment...
2241
01:51:33,313 --> 01:51:35,857
- coaching, speaking,
- coaching, speaking,
2242
01:51:36,649 --> 01:51:38,276
- and comedy.
- and comedy?
2243
01:51:38,360 --> 01:51:40,236
- Get out of here!
- Baby, yes.
2244
01:51:40,320 --> 01:51:41,780
We are right here.
2245
01:51:41,863 --> 01:51:46,159
I'm also seeing that you having
some trouble with your penis.
2246
01:51:46,242 --> 01:51:49,120
What? Nah, nah,
that was cleared up years ago.
2247
01:51:49,204 --> 01:51:50,830
I'm sorry, it was upside-down.
2248
01:51:50,914 --> 01:51:52,791
- This is not your penis.
- Oh.
2249
01:51:52,874 --> 01:51:54,209
That's your nose.
2250
01:52:04,177 --> 01:52:07,055
That's a six.
These are three sixes in a row. You see?
2251
01:52:07,138 --> 01:52:08,431
- Ah!
- Mm-hmm.
2252
01:52:08,515 --> 01:52:10,350
That's, uh... that's the devil.
2253
01:52:10,433 --> 01:52:12,394
- That's the devil.
- All right.
2254
01:52:12,477 --> 01:52:13,477
You're the devil.
2255
01:52:14,187 --> 01:52:15,480
When I first saw you,
2256
01:52:15,563 --> 01:52:18,358
I did not want to say it
in front of the other girls,
2257
01:52:18,650 --> 01:52:22,195
but there's something
more special about you.
2258
01:52:22,278 --> 01:52:23,488
- Yes. Yes!
- Mm-hmm.
2259
01:52:23,571 --> 01:52:26,116
You're amazing,
and there's something about you
2260
01:52:26,199 --> 01:52:28,743
that is better than
everything that I've seen.
2261
01:52:28,827 --> 01:52:30,971
- Stay in my life forever.
- Let me tell you something.
2262
01:52:30,995 --> 01:52:33,540
Listen. I can put you in my book.
2263
01:52:33,623 --> 01:52:35,542
We can meet once a week and do this.
2264
01:52:35,875 --> 01:52:37,001
I'd have to pay you.
2265
01:52:37,419 --> 01:52:39,838
- Oh, don't, don't.
- I would have to pay you.
2266
01:52:39,921 --> 01:52:42,006
- I insist on paying you.
- No, I don't. No.
2267
01:52:42,090 --> 01:52:45,301
I would like to prepay
ten sessions in advance.
2268
01:52:45,385 --> 01:52:46,970
- Cash only.
- Okay.
2269
01:52:47,305 --> 01:53:47,731
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