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Faxe
hurry,
when I say hivarry go.
Okay.
That should do it Halvar,
this time our wives will be happy.
We've got enough fish for the annual tournament banquet.
Oh, I'm a Viking.
I want to fight, loot and conquer.
Anything but this.
What to do, we've got visitors.
Halvar, playing the fishermen now, are we?
I'm not surprised.
You never were a true Viking.
Sven the terrible,
I'd love some action.
Sven, have you come for a good hiding?
Control your viking fury Halvar,
remember what your wife Ylva said,
our main thing is the fish for the grand tournament banquet.
We'll ram their fat bellies, full speed ahead.
I'll show you what a true viking is.
Hey, my magic sword, give it back you blubard.
Pirates, Attack.
Chief, you've got to control your impulsive nature.
We are clearly outnumbered.
Yeah, yeah, strategic retreat.
This load of fish is slowing us down.
My magic sword, give it back.
A magic sword, this?
Sven's losing his marbles.
Let's go home.
Vic.
Vic.
I made what you asked me to Vic.
Put into the basket.
Thanks Ylvi.
Ha ha this year I'm bound to win the archery tournament.
Dad will have to keep his promise.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
We got no fish for the archery tournament Chief.
We escaped from Sven, but we won't escape your wife.
Ylva will do as I tell her.
Can't wait to see that.
Silence.
Dad,
The men are back.
Yeah.
Wait for me Ylvi.
Where's the fish?
Dad.
Dad.
My boy, are those big Viking muscles that I see there?
Yeah, you got it
did you bring me a surprise?
Not now Vic.
Ooh my Ylva,
Ooh.
Let me guess Halvar, yet again,
no fish for the banquet this year, right?
You met Sven and you lost your temper again.
Chief the sword, show her the sword.
Oh good idea.
A rusty old blade I see.
This is much more than a rusty blade,
It's a magic sword.
We took it from Sven
a battle of champion.
Yes.
You are a champion Halvar, at avoiding responsibility.
But angel fish.
It will be cabbage soup
for everybody at the banquet, just like last year.
Again.
I love cabbage soup.
It's not my fault.
We were obviously outnumbered against Sven.
We had to make a strategic retreat.
But cheer up, tomorrow is the grand archery tournament.
The winner will join the crew.
And this year, I'm ready for the tournament.
You'll be proud of me.
This is not the time Vic.
Angel fish.
My mother was right.
You bet I was right,
you should have married the great chief Medlock
from the north.
He'd have brought home the fish.
Huh?
Hey, little guy.
Huh?
Where'd you come from?
You like the sword.
Hey, this looks like a true Viking chief sword.
Hey, who's your friend Vic?
Is he going to shoot for you tomorrow at the tournament?
Don't worry Ylvi, I got it all planned.
Curious little fellow, huh?
A squirrel with a hammer, what are you the god Thor?
Uh, may I?
I need it.
Vic?
What's all this racket?
It's for the archery tournament Mom.
I found a way to win, look.
You know Vic,
It doesn't matter if you don't win tomorrow.
But mom, dad promised.
The winner of the archery tournament
earns the right to sail with the Vikings.
And thanks to this, I'm going to win.
You don't need to be a champion.
Your dad and I love you as you are.
And you mustn't be sad if you don't win tomorrow.
You don't have to be a Viking warrior like your father.
Don't worry Vic, we both know that I am the best,
but you're still going to win.
You'll get your place on the long ship.
Yeah.
There's a lady bug
with six dots close to your arrow, whoop de do.
Almost a bulls eye
and the lady bug still there.
Only one more archer to shoot.
Go up my boy, good luck.
That is no Viking bow, this isn't fair.
Chief, do the rules allow this?
Of course.
It's wood with a string.
You think so too, right Halvar?
Of course, of course.
A humble servant who requests the honor
of joining the great Halvar on his expedition.
Say what?
My name's Leif Erickson, son of Eric the Red.
Eric the Red, the famous viking?
And the good looking one too.
All great warriors are welcome in flake,
I declare young Leif, the grand winner of the tournament.
Dad, I haven't even shot yet.
Keep practicing my boy, you'll get your chance next time.
People of flake,
today we celebrate the arrival of a new member of the crew.
You know Vic at the archery just now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah just now Angel fish.
Young Leif won the grand tournament.
Long live Halvar, long live Leif.
Look at your face.
He stole the victory.
Oh who cares, He's so handsome.
It's time to celebrate.
Music.
So what incredible exploits
have you accomplished recently?
Well, on our last expedition after a ferocious battle,
we took possession of a legendary sword.
Mere routine for us vikings.
A Legendary sword, may I see it?
Well of course, Vic, make yourself useful son.
Bring me the sword.
That's my son, he's not so tough
but, well he's always fiddling around with stuff.
Hi there kid,
By older gods, This must be the sword of Odin,
it said to have the power to turn everything to gold.
Ouch.
Control your squirrel kid.
Oh yes it has magic power.
Of course, of course.
Well, we haven't really had time,
we're fresh off the boat so to speak.
Dad, there's something written on it.
Not now Vic.
Adults are talking here.
You want to try?
No, no, no, no, no it's yours.
The honor's yours.
Dad, I think I know the moves you have to make.
Okay son, what do you suggest?
I discovered this if I'm not mistaken
you have to draw an eight,
then stick the sword in the ground
and then snap your fingers.
Hmm.
You have a wild imagination son.
Why don't we try it?
Wow!
Dad the sword is magic, yeah.
I knew it, it's Magic.
Oh no, the poor little chicken.
Nice work, kid.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
That chicken's worth a fortune.
Well, count your own chicken then.
It's solid gold.
I'm rich, rich!
With this sword, I'll buy a new house
and a new house for my mother in law
on the other side of the world.
Even better, I'll find a new mother in law.
Dream on lover boy.
Vic my son, give me my sword.
Pass it to me Vic
I'll buy you a mountain of chocolate.
You guys are all loosing your minds.
♪ You better watch yourself ♪
♪ You could hurt somebody like that ♪
It's my turn.
Mom.
Mom, mom, say something mum.
By Odin's beard, what have I done to my darling Ylva?
She had a heart of gold.
Well, now she's all gold.
My Ylva, my Ylva.
You don't know much about the sword of Odin, do you?
Your wife may be golden right now,
but there's still a chance to save her.
Asgard kingdom of that moody King of the gods Odin.
Odin had a magic sword made,
this sword was entrusted to his son Loki
on whom it conferred godly powers.
Out side Asgard this sword has
the power to turn anything into gold.
Of course I remember now,
Loki and Thor, the two sons of Odin
were constantly squabbling and fighting.
Loki did not get along with his half brother Thor.
Odin tired of these disputes,
exiled his son amongst the humans
for as long as it would take for them to make peace.
Actually, it was Thor who started the fight.
He was the really bad one.
Oh really, my memory plays tricks on me.
And it was Loki who got the blame.
Odin took away his powers.
He repressed him from using the magical sword
and banished him from Asgard.
Nothing's been seen or heard of him ever since.
But then mom will be gold forever?
Not necessarily.
There may be a way to save her.
On a secret Island lies the gate to Asgard.
This is the only crossing point
between earth and the world of the gods.
Ah, it's coming back to me,
Bifrost the fabled bridge.
Yes, it really exists.
But you need the sword and its power to open the way.
Once open, all the sword's power cease
and your wife Ylva will be returned to you.
So the magic can be undone?
Mom can be saved?
This means there's hope.
Thank you Odin.
But there's one snag,
the gate to Asgard can only be opened
with Odin's magic sword
at the exact moment when the sun is at its highest.
During the summer solstice.
But that's in four days.
We better take plenty to eat then.
How about we tune a little tune of my harp to cheer us up.
Now Halvar save the viking fury, breathe, breathe.
We never travel far during this season,
if I remember right the sea is often rough
and then how are we going to find this Island?
I can take you there.
My father discovered the Island.
Leif, you are my hero.
Tomorrow at dawn, we way anchor.
I'll get my stuff ready right now dad.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I don't think so.
But, but I have to come along.
We have to save mom.
I'm sorry Vic, you're too little.
You can't come with us.
You have no heart.
Are you sure you can find the Island
with the gate of Asgard my lad?
Yes Halvar and it's an honor
to assist you in saving your wife,
but the journey will be long and difficult
and time is running out.
It'll be a piece of cake.
We have the best crew in the world.
At your oar!
Who put this blasted.
This very lovely statue right in my way.
Women on board is bad luck.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Your men are brave Halvar.
I only hope that will be enough.
That's some viking.
Amazing.
Whoopdidoo.
Are you sure this is a good idea?
Shh of course.
When we're far away, dad won't have any choice.
He'll have to take us with him.
It's for my mom.
You could have stayed home.
Oh, and who would have stopped
you doing something stupid, huh?
Whoop de do!
Pirates ahoy.
That must be Sven.
That's pure gold.
It looks like Halvar's wife.
That nitwit figured out how my magic sword works.
And he turned his wife into gold.
Even numskull sometimes have smarts.
He's gonna tell us how he did it.
Right now.
Halvar you lucky belch bug, you've had your fun.
Now give me back my sword.
And who says that it's yours?
Did you keep the receipt?
It's always belonged to the pirates.
The proof is I stole it from my cousin
who stole it from my father.
Halvar think of your wife,
we'll take care of the pirates later.
Listen to me son,
I didn't really do it deliberately,
but I took the sword from Sven.
I know we're in a hurry but nevermind.
We've got to fight.
Do you want the sword?
Chief, chief calm down.
Remember, breathe.
Come on and get it you tub of lard.
Archers.
Look at Leif, a true viking.
What style.
Oh boy, our boy is a killer.
Stop picking on Leif.
If you think you can crush us Sven,
you can stick your finger in your eye.
We will fight to the end.
To your oars
What are we lads?
We are vikings.
Vikings are we.
We are vikings, vikings are we.
Boarding party!
Sven.
Give me back my sword.
Don't hold your breathe, I need to save Ylva.
Okay, okay.
You win Halvar, you've fought a good fight.
But you're not winning any medals.
Look, I fished up the shrimps.
Vic, What on earth are you doing here?
I just wanted to help you.
I told you to stay home.
Don't you touch a hair on his head
The game's over Halvar.
Sven and his men must be at the pirates Island already.
What are they going to do to mom?
All this is my fault.
And I'll never be a true Viking.
Don't worry Vic,
your father and his men
will find a way to get us out of here.
To think I was about to beat Sven.
And now he's got my Ylva, the long ship
and even full suite to tell him how the magic sword works.
All because of my Vic.
My inspiration has failed.
My art is suffering terribly from all this stress.
More like art-hritis.
An idea, an idea, an idea.
Oh boy, oh boy.
I have an idea.
Oh this will be good.
We could swim home.
Well you go right ahead, we'll watch
as you cross all that water between us and flake.
I know, I'll drink all the water in the sea, yeah.
That way we could walk home.
Just shut up a lot of you.
Actually, I think you're the only one
who can get us out of here Vic.
Look at that squirrel Ylvi,
That is a smart little guy.
I have to talk to dad.
I'm telling you Vic
I'm not listening to you
and from now on, I forbid you to get any ideas.
But, daddy.
Daddy won't work anymore.
Never again.
Sorry dad I only wanted to help you save mom.
Help me?
You disobeyed me and worse still,
you made me surrender to Sven.
But.
I've not finished, you're no bigger than a stool
and it's thin as a fish bone.
How do you expect to help me?
If you were to become a true Viking,
a true chief son that would help me.
And a true viking doesn't hide in a barrel.
How do you expect me to become a true Viking?
You never take me with you.
Well it's you and then the sword,
If you hadn't made it work,
turning that chicken into gold,
my Ylva, my Ylva whom,
I turned into gold.
It's my fault.
Oh, this is my fault.
I can almost see.
Oh its good to be back.
Right on the bully ball folks.
Pirates unload the statue and follow me.
Bless my soul it's gold.
Yeah.
It's gold, we are going to be rich.
Rich, untold riches.
It's gold, its gold, we're gonna be rich.
Its gold, we're gonna be rich.
My Ylva, what have I done?
By this time you must be on pirate Island
with Sven and his men, and we're stuck here.
And with no boat.
Time's running out Halvar.
Give the kid a chance.
Maybe he does have an idea
to get to the pirates Island after all.
Listen to your son Halvar,
the boys is no fool.
And anyway, are sent ideas.
All right.
You think you can get us out of here Vic?
Whoop de do, what speed.
Tell the head honcho that's Sven the terrible is here.
And he is thirsty.
Sven the terrible you say,
let's see now T as in terrible.
Ah, here we are, Sven the terribly in debt
according to the ledger.
Yeah, that's right.
We had a right ball last time.
You're so deep in debt there's a price on your head.
There seems to be a few unpaid items,
two long ships, five tables, medical bills for 20 guards
luxury travel case in purple silk for spiky bully ball, ooh.
And of course, membership to the pirates field
which you haven't paid for two years.
Oh an oversight,
with this I should be able to cover all expenses.
Here.
Pure gold, welcome to pirate paradise.
My faithful bully ball.
My crew deserves the best.
♪ Who dowered us from the bad side ♪
♪ Who really, really, really ready for a wild ride ♪
♪ Get down two feet ♪
This gold is all yours.
Long live Sven, the killer with the heart of gold.
♪ Deep down we are the bad boys oh yeah ♪
Give me that helmet you numskull.
I think we're in the right place.
I'll deal with Sven.
Whatever happens, save Ylva.
Don't forget the sword Halvar.
Dad we can't just rush in like this.
We need a plan.
Halvar, the summer solstice won't wait,
make a decision quick.
You're the chief.
Exactly.
I'm the chief.
I choose the plan.
Hey Vic, what do you think?
Hot Leif like it?
Once I came up with a plan,
that's why I'm second to the chief.
And I'm second second in the chief.
Silence, we've come up with a new plan.
Cheers.
Cheers.
About time.
Finally some real entertainment.
Where have I seen such tender beauty?
I scoured the seven seas to find this truth.
If you wish to see the rest of the show,
I'm going to have to ask you for a small donation.
Or rather, a large donation at least an arm.
Help yourself.
♪ Cause I got some moves and I make it rain ♪
♪ Oh boy come over here cause I got some moves ♪
♪ And I go all night ♪
♪ Oh boy oh boy ♪
♪ Who's that girl in the back of the dance floor oh boy ♪
♪ Oh boy who's that girl in the back of the dance floor ♪
Everybody behind me for the cha-cha line.
There's something fishy here,
You're right.
Stop.
Nobody move.
Come on you call that a cha-cha line?
Music.
Get on the floor my beauty.
Huh?
That's not quite what I meant.
So who's the King of the cha-cha?
Sven the terrible.
The killer with the heart of gold.
Halvar's kid?
Sven?
Sven the terrible.
the killer with the heart of gold.
Sven.
Sven the terrible,
the killer with the heart of gold.
Oh, what's in there?
Mum don't worry, we'll get you out of here.
The sword Halvar, we must get the sword.
♪ Oh baby now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now ♪
Drop anchor!
We've been duped by the girl there.
You're surrounded, nobody scams Sven the terrible.
Sven the terrible,
the killer with the heart of gold.
Are you sure Sven?
Sven the terrible,
the killer with the heart of gold.
Faxe, tear this rat's nest apart.
He took my lovely bully ball.
Mom!
My paradise.
So long you patsy.
Oh that was close.
My job as dad is to watch over my little.
A viking never gives up.
Yes, my son's a brave lad.
Well done my lad.
Oh he is so strong.
What a punch, what would I do without you?
Man the oars.
Nice work vikings.
Oops.
not a bad plan Vic, a different style.
I'd have gone more viking myself.
Hoist the sail.
We'll catch them.
Aye aye captain.
Dad, we've got something for you.
You're going to love it.
Here chief.
My sword, my bully ball.
Give me back my bully ball.
You only had to ask.
Next time try it with a girly ball.
You can't escape me and my bully ball.
♪ I will follow where you go ♪
♪ And we will meet again ♪
♪ And a moment took us to you ♪
♪ You'll forever be my guide ♪
Hey.
Oh boy, oh boy I'm freezing.
Cut it out, you louse.
That warms me up.
Ouch.
Come on my turn.
Ow.
That's odd.
I don't see what's odd about
getting freshened up in the morning.
Usually you are more curious.
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm going to fix everything Angel fish, I promise.
I'm proud of our little boy.
He's brave and smart too.
But he's still so small.
I won't be able to protect him forever
if only he could be as big and strong as Leif.
I miss you angel.
There is ice everywhere.
Whoop de do.
But we can't get through.
We must push on quickly.
The three sisters will be along any minute.
Three sisters,
why didn't you mention this before?
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Are they pretty?
Do they like music?
Does one of them have a mustache?
And that's not our only problem.
Look over there.
Come on let's see some backbone.
No backsliding.
You goon couldn't you watch my bully ball?
That mast will be deducted from your next paycheck.
Certainly captain.
It's coming back to me, the three sisters.
Elsa Magnitha, Screaming Mimi and Big Bertha
They are the biggest rogue waves in the world.
Nothing can withstand them.
We're all going to die.
And you knew about the three sisters
and you didn't say anything.
Let's see, to port certain death,
to starboard we get humiliated again by Sven.
Giving up is not the viking way.
Don't even think about it.
You're the one with a good ideas kid.
It's time for us to show what you can do.
We allow the three sisters to carry us.
We ride their power to cross the ice.
That's Genius like father like son.
Guaranteed certain death.
It might work.
I trust Vic.
I'm all for it.
Are you sure Vic?
Did you hear my son?
What are we waiting for?
To your oars
Children and animals hold on tight.
Leif show me the way, I'm counting on you.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Can't we change our minds the bey Sven for mercy?
There's no going back.
We're not scared of a teensie ripple in the sea, are we?
Who are we?
We are vikings, vikings are we.
In any case it's like I said, certain death.
Halvar you nutty loger head
sailing sea won't save you.
I think we gotta get outta here captain.
Wherever they go, we go.
He's so handsome.
He's strong, he's handsome, na, na, na, na.
He still seems fishy to me.
Oh, don't you think you look fishy
with that stupid swirl in your head?
Off of me.
I can't see a thing.
Odin, help me.
I can't believe my eye.
Is this Big Bertha?
No, that's just her little sister, Awesome Agnetha.
Oh it's a mountain.
We're the vikings not a rock climber.
Oh top forte.
Leif.
Easy peasy.
Whoop de do here we go.
Vikings on my command.
Pour to starboard!
Quick to port.
Vic, that's future captain material.
A tip off the captain's block.
Take Leif's place, help me guide the ship.
Aye, aye captain, man this tidal wave full ahead.
That's a calculative, sneaky wave.
That's out right cheating,
coming out of nowhere like that.
That's what a rouge wave is about.
Takes you by surprise when you least expect it.
That's one Screaming Mimi, she's one of the family too
No call for panic.
Leif's is okay.
Pour to starboard!
Four tanks are dead to starboard!
♪ Deep inside someone calls out my name ♪
♪ Saying don't be afraid I will see you again ♪
♪ My love I'm ♪
♪ Moving on cause its love will be found ♪
♪ Listen for its sound ♪
I remember now, Thor and Loki fought.
They were both punished worth, was Loki loco?
I don't know, but Thor was punished too.
Hold on who was Loco?
Oh boy, oh boy, which one is that for precisely?
Oh I've lost it long ago,
It's still means sudden death in the end.
Oh no, this is big.
♪ For it's love still we'll find ♪
♪ So far away from me ♪
Vic,
Ylvi?
Odin be praised, you're safe.
Where is dad?
Help us.
That's a weird nightmare.
I dreamt that I changed my Ylva into gold
and that I was in Valhalla with that idiot Sven.
Dad,
Uncle Halvar, you're alive.
Hey, you vikings, the gate to Asgard the solstice is near,
we have to take the sword up there.
And Ylva right?
And Ylva too of course.
The solstice, you go first Vic.
Take the sword up there before it's too late.
We'll take care of Ylva.
Okay, dad.
We're going to save mom I promise.
Yes we promise you uncle.
We'll never climb up there in time.
Hey, you're forgetting about me my bow Blondie.
Ylvi you're the champ.
Sorry, but I need this, do you mind?
Leif take the sword.
I don't want to steal your glory kid.
You can carry it.
Would you stop calling me kid,
it's starting to bug me.
Vic are you okay?
Yeah don't worry.
Stay with me kid, I still need you.
Oh.
I'll manage on my own.
Good luck, be careful.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Is this the right way?
It certainly is.
Here we are.
We made it just in time.
The gate to Asgard.
Whoa.
Ylvi.
It's up to you Gorn
Whoop de do.
And where might you be going young lady?
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
It's kind of scary,
but it's great hanging out with you guys.
Quick, Vic and Leif are up there.
Come on kid
I mean Vic.
Go closer.
Why?
Pull the sword towards the light?
What's going to happen when I do that?
Do you ever do as you're told?
If you want to save your mother, do it.
You have to do it.
This will make you a glorious Viking forever more.
Go on ahead.
What's happening, is mom's safe now?
Not quite yet Vic, be patient.
This is only the beginning.
Vic!
What's all this gold?
Bite frost.
The bridge to Asgard.
Finally my own self again.
Loki, son of Odin is back.
Loki?
You're very sweet Vic, really.
But I have no sympathy for your pathetic human world.
I'll be happy when it's all gold and gone.
You can't do this.
Nobody is that cruel.
Oh, but I am.
And now that I've dealt with your world,
I'll regain mine.
This time nobody will stop me.
Not even that oaf Thor.
So that's it.
You're the bad guy.
My father Odin thought that by banishing me to earth,
he could stop me.
He put a spell on my sword.
I could no longer touch it.
What will the mighty Odin say now,
Vic, we got delayed a bit with Ylva, but she's coming.
Who's this?
It's Leif.
Leif?
No, no Leif is much smaller.
Leif, Leif it's that really you?
Give me a hug Leif.
No dad, it's too dangerous.
Oops, I really put my foot in it.
Daddy your arm, dad!
It's okay son.
It's stopped.
You fooled us all.
You're quite smart for a human.
We could do great things together.
I may only be a human,
but you are the god of tricksters.
You were playing us all right from the start.
If that's what being a god is,
I'd rather just be a mere human
with my friends and my family.
Of course.
I played you for a fool.
Kid.
I even got you to carry the sword all the way here.
How is it that Leif can fly now?
Did I miss something?
Nobody tells me anything.
Actually, I take that back.
You're just as stupid as all the others.
Hello brother.
I knew it.
You lose Loki.
This is hard to follow
where'd the squirrel go?
I knew if I followed the sword, I would find you.
I should have guessed that to punish you
father would've turn you into something stupid.
As predictable as ever little brother.
Why are you so stubborn?
Okay, you want to protect father and Asgard.
I get that.
But humans, you despise them as much as I do.
Wrong.
They're my friends dear brother,
I've learned to love them
and I won't let you harm them.
bear the consequences then.
Come on son.
Toss that rusty lamp of iron away
and let's be done with it.
I'm bored with all this monkey business.
Vic watch out.
No.
It's all your fault.
Loki, Thor, this fighting must stop.
Thor started this father,
I'm only defending myself I swear.
That's not true father
Loki was meddling with humans.
I was trying to stop him.
Enough of this,
my sons must learn to get along.
I've been watching your tricks Loki,
and this time I see that Thor is not to blame.
I will decide your fate.
Now back to Asgard you two.
Loki your punishment will remind you of this adventure
for a very, very long time indeed.
And now look the volcano is awakening.
♪ Death is on the way again ♪
Oh boy, that wasn't so bad.
Of course it Fauxe who ends up on top.
Oh boy.
Go dad.
Viking style.
Halvar, we meet again.
And the hairy ape's back.
And not a hair out of place.
Sorry Halvar, they took us by surprise.
Mom.
Angel fish.
One eye, one arm and one leg.
barely half of Viking left.
My Ylva.
My Angel fish.
Dad, pull yourself together.
Yeah Halvar pull yourself together.
Where's my sword?
You leave my mom and dad alone.
Did he grow horns during the trip?
You don't scare us you ugly lump.
Captain show them why you're called Sven the terrible.
Lets bail out while we can pups.
Pirates take this golden beauty along
and don't forget Halvar's arm and leg.
Come pups, this island is ready to blow.
Oh boy.
We're all gonna die!
Angel fish.
Dad, a Viking never gives up.
We need some Viking Fury.
Pirates move your behinds we're upping anchor on the way.
Captain.
What?
Your golden bully ball captain.
Dad, look at Sven, he's taking mom, your Ylva.
My Ylva.
Sven is taken your Angel fish.
My Angel fish?
What, what, what's happening?
My gold!
Yes dad.
Whoop de do, it's raining pirates.
The seasons are topsy tervy.
That's my super dad.
That's true viking fury for you.
Halvar, at last.
Take that pirate.
Do you think I've forgotten?
Any more takers?
Angel face.
Mom, mommy.
Vic, Halvar.
Angel fish.
My boys.
Mom, Dad, you guys are the greatest of all Vikings.
Aunty Ylva.
Halvar.
Dad, we better go.
Vikings to the long ship.
Oh we're already far from the Island.
My dad is absolutely awesome.
Why don't we always travel like this,
it's less exhausting.
Don't be sad about Leif, you'll get over it.
Huh, get over what?
He wasn't my type at all.
Hello, you could slow down now dad, we're far enough.
Well Halvar, looks like you have an heir.
Your right Urobe the world had better watch out.
I give you Vic my son,
the most Viking of all the Vikings.
Who is the true Viking?
The true Viking is Vic.
Over to you, young Chief.
You are a true Viking warrior
from now on,
you're coming with me on every expedition.
Wow that's so cool.
Really?
Oh yes, you're a true Viking now.
Yeah I sit with the Viking.
My dearest Vikings, I love you so much.
And now let's get home.
On the double.
Hold on, not so fast.
Now that I've made it out of flake for once,
I want to make the most of it.
Let's take a little vacation.
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♪ Oh my girl turn the ships to her door ♪
♪ The vikings we rejoice ♪
♪ We have come back around ♪
♪ Staying on, when we walk we are brave, we are strong ♪
♪ Cause we listen to our own sound ♪
♪ If you fall here in the forest ♪
♪ Think of me ♪
♪ And sail on ♪
♪ I will follow where you part ♪
♪ I will meet you again ♪
♪ And a moment took us to you ♪
♪ You will forever be my guide ♪
♪ Okay ♪
♪ Something has grown ♪
♪ Hey boy can you turn it back around now ♪
♪ Hey boy do you really wanna freak out ♪
♪ Hey boy you watch yourself ♪
♪ You could hurt somebody like that ♪
♪ Better watch yourself you could hurt somebody like that ♪
♪ Hey boy I've been watching what you say ♪
♪ Hey boy I'm here so show what your selling ♪
♪ Do you wanna dance ♪
♪ Take your chance with me and make romance with me ♪
♪ Oh baby, now, now, now, now, now, now ♪
♪ Do you wanna taste my love ♪
♪ Take your chance with me and make romance with me ♪
♪ Oh baby, now, now, now, now, now, now, now ♪
♪ Oh baby dance with me, I am your cha cha queen ♪
♪ I am your chika, I'm your girl ♪
♪ I really wanna see you baby ♪
♪ Dance, dance, dance ♪
♪ Do you wanna take ♪
♪ Take a chance with me and make romance with me ♪
♪ Oh baby now, now, now, now, now, now, now ♪
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