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[music playing]

So can you explain to me

why I have to sleep on the couch

for a whole month...

just to make room for some loser uncle I've never met?

I told you he's only staying here

until he finds a job in the city.

And he's not a loser.

He's your family.

Not really.

Just because grandpa found a new trophy wife

that happens to come with kids,

doesn't mean we gotta spend time with them.

That is no way to talk about your grandfather.

I'm just saying, what am I even gonna talk about with this guy?

Shouldn't dad be the one to get stuck with all the family bonding crap?

You talk about him like he is some old creepy man,

but he's only a few years older than you.

You might find you have more in common with him,

then you think.

He's probably still a weirdo.

[knocking on the door]

That must be him.

Smile.

Blake, hi, come in.

[chuckles]

How are you?

-I'm great. -Great.

-It's so fantastic to finally meet you. -Nice to meet you.

Well, welcome. How was your trip?

Oh, it was exhausting.

-Wow, look at this place, huh? -Yeah!

-You guys are doing pretty well. -Thank you.

Oh, uh, this is Sophie, my daughter.

Hi.

Uh, you must be my new niece.

I'm uncle Blake.

Hi, I'm Sophie.

It's nice to meet you.

Yeah, you too.

[drum beats]

I mean, it's highly illegal,

but you'd be surprised how many people

actually still train hop these days.

-Right. -You know?

Like this one time, my buddy Bill and I,

we were in... What was it?

New Mexico,

Right?

And we had just been camping a few days,

so we're dirty, we're grimy,

we have our rucksacks on, you know,

our tents and our sleeping bags

all tethered up and we're just trucking it

as fast as we can.

I mean, we're sprinting alongside this cargo train.

and we hop in an open...

-an open cart, you know? -Right.

And out the door,

I shit you not, was the most magnificent

sunset I've ever seen in my life.

I mean, it was like it's indescribable.

-Wow. -Really.

So Bill and I, we just shared a joint,

-Oh, that's so nice. -we took it in, and it was otherworldly.

-That's how I'd describe it. -Right.

Oh, you know, I actually have some photos, if...

-Oh! -I mean, if you wanna see them.

Yeah, let's see them.

Okay.

[exhales]

See, these New Mexico skys,

you know these clouds they're just rolling, they go on to infinity.

It's, it's insane.

Oh, that's nice.

-Yeah, isn't that really nice? -Um-hm.

Oh!

-Who is that? -Oh, shit!

Wha... what?

Who's that?

Uh, nobody.

Nobody.

Oh, come on, tell me.

[laughs]

Uh...

How do I do this delicately?

Um, let's see.

Just tell me, come on.

What was her name?

Dallas.

No, her name was Debbie.

I met her in Dallas.

Yeah, that's it.

We're at a saloon, okay?

Having a few drinks, whatever.

One thing led to another

and before I knew it,

we're in the bathroom.

You know, I have this 10-gallon cowboy hat on

wearing the spur cowboy boots,

-and, you know, -Oh, my god!

we're doing the damn thing.

Okay?

Wow!

But yeah that, that just happens.

That... comes with the territory, you know?

Cross-country tracking, hitchhiking

you're bound to meet a few people, have a...

one-night-stand or two.

-Yeah. -Well, uh,

what about you?

Any juicy stories to share?

I mean, not any that are

that cool to share.

Oh, come on, I mean, one-night-stand.

There, there's always something that's unique about it.

I'm sure you have a ton of stories.

Yeah, you know,

I don't like to kiss and tell. It's not my thing.

Kiss and tell?

-[chuckles] -Yeah.

Who are you?

I, you know, I like to keep my private life private.

Okay.

[chuckling]

What?

You're a virgin, aren't you?

I'm not a virgin.

Yeah, you're a virgin.

[exhales]

Sophie.

Is it that obvious?

It's practically written across your forehead.

I mean, what's the deal?

You're 18, right?

You've never had a boyfriend or anything?

I've never even kissed a boy.

Oh, come on!

Now you're just fucking with me.

You've never kissed a boy?

No never.

Have you ever kissed a girl?

No.

[chuckling] This is unbelievable.

Well, you know,

if you were interested,

you know, I can teach you how to kiss.

What do you mean?

I just mean that...

perhaps it'd be better to learn from...

someone you trust.

You know, as opposed to a stranger.

I think I just heard my mom call my name.

Well, you'll at least think about it, won't you?

Oh, my god!

So, Mom.

Yeah.

How do you know if a guy really likes you?

Are you interested in a boy?

Yeah, I mean kind of.

Well, who is this guy?

Well, he's a little older than me.

-Okay. -And, uh...

I have only known him for a little while,

but I really like him.

Okay.

Well,

tell me more about this guy.

Well, we've hung out.

We've been spending a lot of time together, but, um...

he definitely has a lot more experience than I do.

Well, I mean, what time together?

Where do you get that time?

You've just been spending time with Blake.

[dramatic music]

Sophie, do you have a crush on Blake?

-No. -Sophie!

Blake, your uncle?

That is...

That is inappropriate.

You can't be doing this.

What...

What are you thinking?

This is your family.

Only because of a stupid piece of paper.

Before gramps, we weren't related at all.

He... no!

I wouldn't know if it's his but Blake,

he's a loser. I mean, he can't keep a job.

He's not...

He's not anybody you wanna be interested in.

-Mom, come on! -This is...

Oh, you want me to get your father.

-We will see what he has to say about this. -No, Mom! Mom!

Please!

Come in here, please.

You're gonna be in so much trouble.

What's going on?

Sophie, tell him.

Sophie?

She has a crush on Blake.

Uncle Blake.

Sophie, is this true?

It's stupid, Dad.

-Stupid? -It's a stupid crush.

-This is serious. -He doesn't even know about it.

Please, stop. I wanna hear this from her.

What do you mean, you gotta crush on Blake?

It's stupid, Dad. He doesn't know about it.

-They've been spending a lot of time together. -Not even a thing.

-You've been hanging out with your uncle? -In her room.

You've been hanging out with your uncle in your room?

-Has he touched you? -No, dad, of course not.

-Has he? -No, no.

Sophie, tell us if he has.

No, of course, he hasn't done anything.

You guys are gonna ruin everything.

[shouting]

-I hate you guys. -Sophie, get in here.

This is my house, my rules.

Don't let me remind you again.

What the fuck is going on?

We're gonna have to talk to him.

Oh, I'm gonna talk to him.

I wanna know what the fucking story is.

This is ridiculous!

How old is she?! How old is he?! What the fuck!

Oh, my god!

[Mom] Blake, we trusted you.

[Dad] Just listen to yourself for one second.

[Blake] I would never do that!

[Mom] She told us what happened. We know.

[Blake] Oh, my god! She's lying.

[Dad] My daughter doesn't fucking lie.

What is going on?

She said you've been hanging out in her room with her?

[Blake] Jesus Christ! Give me a break, guys, come on!

[Mom] We invited you into our home and we trusted you--

[Blake] I love this family. I would never do that.

[Mom] She is young.

[Blake] Oh, my god!

[Dad] I can't believe you fucking...

What is wrong with you at your age, seriously?

Fuck sake.

[Mom] You need to leave.

You need to leave, Blake.

-You want me to leave? -Yes, please, leave.

Fine.

[slams the door]

[suspenseful music playing]

So I guess you heard all that, huh?

I'm so sorry.

It's all my fault.

I shouldn't have opened my big mouth.

No, it's okay.

I actually think it's kinda cute that you have a crush on me.

Not that I feel that same way or anything.

Still, it's cute nonetheless.

I mean, I wasn't gonna act upon

any of those feelings.

It was so stupid.

And I know it.

You know, I think it's best for us to remain as friends.

Then maybe...

farther down the line, we can...

become more than that.

A family.

Not...

family through some arbitrary law

or some stupid piece paper,

a real family.

I hope so, too.

But having said that,

wouldn't you agree...

that family members need to be able to trust one another.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

I gotta be honest with you, Sophie.

I'm having a hard time trusting you.

You know, I'm afraid that anything I say to you, you might just...

turn around and blab to your mom.

I promise that will never happen again.

I never want what happened tonight

to happen again.

I'm so embarrassed.

Yeah, it was pretty embarrassing, wasn't it?

You know, I really didn't appreciate the way your father yelled at me...

for absolutely nothing.

I'm so sorry about my dad.

It's all my fault.

It's okay.

Forget about it.

It's water under the bridge.

I mean, he's just protecting you

You can't fault a man for that, right?

[sighs]

Could you imagine if you were gonna

invite some creep into his house,

someone who would take advantage of his poor teenage daughter?

That will be awful.

I'm not a kid anymore.

I can handle myself.

Hey, you're preaching to the choir.

You know I'm on your side.

Well,

of course you are...

still a virgin.

So you're not really all that grown up, are you?

Is it even that big of a deal?

Look, I'm only saying...

you're kind of...

proving your dad's point,

you need protection.

You know, keeping yourself all...

pristine and innocent

and precious.

You're keeping up this facade as...

daddy's little girl.

I don't know, just...

It seems like he still needs to look out for you, right?

It's not like I'm avoiding sex.

I just haven't met the right guy.

Well...

I guess,

I could fuck you.

Not that I...

think about you that way or anything.

It's...

this is just one of those situations where...

you might want to practice a little bit, you know, with someone you trust.

I mean, could you imagine,

you fall in love with somebody,

and then you just tragically...

embarrass yourself the first time

because you don't know what you're doing.

Yeah. I wouldn't want that to happen.

I don't want you to mess that up.

And you said it earlier,

you have a crush on me,

and here I am

willing to teach you.

I mean, don't you wanna learn?

Yeah.

I want you to teach me.

Yeah. That's a good girl.

I haven't even kissed a guy though.

No, but we can change that.

Yeah?

You like my hand on your throat?

-Yeah? -Yeah.

This is what you needed?

[whispering] Yeah, you like that, don't you?

[whispering] Isn't that nice?

You want me to touch your tits?

I do.

[whispering] Kiss me while I touch that.

Yeah, I want to see your body.

That's it.

Yeah, show me your body.

That's it.

Just like this.

[inaudible]

really?

Oh, yeah?

You like a little pain, huh?

Yeah, I do.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my gosh! I feel your pussy is already wet, isn't it?

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Nice and warm.

[moans]

Oh, yeah!

Do you want me to rub your pussy outside your panties?

-Yeah, I do. -Yeah.

Yes, I want you to grind it on my hand.

Yes, you close your eyes.

[heavy breathing]

Like that?

Yeah, that's just the way I like it.

Oh, I wanna see that little pussy.

Do you wanna take my panties off?

No, I want you to pull them to the side.

Just like that.

Oh, my fucking god!

Look how pretty that is.

So I want you to bring your hands down to it.

Oh, yeah!

That's it.

Yeah, get that finger nice and wet.

Let me taste it.

That's it.

Oh, that tastes so fucking sweet.

[heavy breathing]

-Do you like that? -Um-hm.

Yeah?

Tell me.

Oh, I like that so much.

[heavy breathing]

Oh, my fucking god!

[moaning gently]

-Oh, my god! -[moaning]

That is so fucking tight.

[moaning]

[exhales sharply]

Oh, that's so fucking tight.

Yeah, stick that tongue out.

Yes, taste yourself.

Oh, that's it, that's it.

Fuck, yes!

[heavy breathing]

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[gasping]

[Blake sucking his fingers]

Yes, I wanna taste that pussy.

Take these off.

Yes!

Open that leg.

I want you to spread it for me.

Show it to me.

Show me how fucking pretty it is.

[moaning]

[gasping]

[moaning]

[gasping]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Yeah, like the way my tongue feels on that pussy?

That feels really good.

[gasping]

Oh, it tastes even better.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Yes!

[gasping]

Oh, my god, yes!

Oh, I fucking love that teeny pussy.

-Oh, do you? -Come on.

I want you to taste it off my lips.

That's it, stick that tongue out.

Yes!

Oh, that is so good.

Yes, that's it, get it off my face.

You look very raunchy, know that?

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Yeah, I want you to touch me now.

I want you to feel more of that.

Oh, yes! Do you feel it growing in your hand?

Yeah.

So does that feel good then?

Yeah, exatly.

Yes, get over there.

Get on your knees and face towards me.

Yes!

Give me your hand.

Oh, just like that.

Just like that, yes.

Yes! I want you to grab it tight.

-Like that? -Yeah.

Oh, my god!

I want you to pull down your uncle's sweat pants.

That's it.

Get down and touch it nicely.

Yeah, stroke it with your hands.

You know that I like it wet too.

There you go.

That's it.

Does that feel good?

That's exactly what I like.

Yes! Oh, fuck!

Yes, yes, yes!

You are so eager, aren't you?

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Keep your mouth closed.

Don't put it on it yet.

Okay.

Stick out your tongue.

So just lick at the tip there.

Yes, yes, yes!

That's it.

Yeah, suck that.

Yes! I want you to tease me with that tongue.

Okay.

Oh, fuck!

Yes!

Shit!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yeah! Put it in your mouth.

Oh, that's it, yes!

Open that nice and wide.

Oh, yes!

That's it.

Am I doing it right?

Oh, you are doing it perfect.

Yes!

Yes! Yes, that's it.

Keep your head right where it is.

It will come to you.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

You are gonna make...

a lot of boys very happy.

-I can tell. -Really?

Yeah, you are a quick learner.

I hope so.

Yes!

Go down really deep.

And play with my balls while you're down there too.

Yes, guys love it when you play with their balls.

Just like that.

Yes, yes, keep working on it.

Oh, my god!

Look at you! You're natural.

Did I do it right?

Oh, yes, I want to see you do it again.

Come on!

Fuck, yes!

[chokes]

Oh, my god!

Oh, yes! You are amazing.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yes!

[slurping]

You are such a fucking natural. I love it.

Do you think I'm doing a good job?

Yes!

You wanna know something else that boys love?

What?

You're gonna have to start licking their assholes, okay?

Really?

Yes, you're gonna have to practice a lot.

Yes!

Yes!

Oh ha ha!

Oh, my god! You are a dirty girl.

You know that?

You are a very dirty girl.

Fuck!

Oh, yes!

Yes, lick that asshole.

That's it.

Let me just get it right there.

Yes, now you can come down.

Yes, that's it.

Look at me as you do it.

Oh, yeah!

Look, I'm dirty, right? Yeah?

You are.

Yes!

Oh, my god, yes!

[giggles]

Oh, my god!

You are something else, you know that?

Fuck!

Oh, fuck, yes!

Yes!

That's it.

Yeah, just like that.

Fuck!

Yeah, stroke your uncle's fucking dick.

That's it.

Oh, my god!

[slurping and sucking]

Oh, my god!

[slurping]

Yes!

It's time we put that dick inside that little pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah, is that what you want?

Yeah? Tell me.

I want you to put your dick in my virgin pussy.

Yes!

Oh, my god!

That's it.

You ready?

Um-hm?

Nice and wet.

[moans]

[moaning]

[gasping]

-Oh, my god! -[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

Oh, that really hurt.

[gasping]

Starting to feel good though.

Yeah?

There you go.

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yes!

[panting]

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

That's it. I want you to fucking watch it.

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

Oh, yeah!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

That feels so good.

[moaning]

[gasping]

Oh, that is so deep.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yes!

[gasping]

[moaning]

Yes!

[panting]

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

Yes!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

-Oh, yes! -[moaning]

Yes!

Oh, look at you! You are so fucking wet.

Um, that feels so good.

[moaning]

[gasping]

[moaning]

Yeah, your pretty pussy is fucking tight.

-Um, like that? -Yeah, like that.

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

That's it.

-Yeah, work that dick inside you. -Yeah, is that good?

[gasping]

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, that feels so good.

[gasping]

[Blake moans]

Oh, my god, yes!

Yes, give me your hands.

Spread open that pretty pussy.

Fuck!

-Um-hm? -Yes.

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

I want you to get on top of me.

-Okay. -Yeah?

-Yeah, you wanna get it? -Yeah.

Yes!

Yes, bring this little pussy right on top of my dick.

Yes, get it nice and wet.

Oh, grab that cock.

Oh, yes!

Oh, you know what to do.

Fuck, yes, that's it.

That's it. Grab your back.

There you go. Yes!

-Yeah, you like that? -Yes.

Yeah?

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[moaning and gasping]

That's it, yes!

Oh, does that feel good?

Am I doing it right?

Oh, yeah, that feels so fucking good.

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

I want you to show me how much you like it.

[gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

-Yes, yes, yes! -[gasping]

Oh, my god!

-Oh, fuck, yes! -[moaning]

That's it. Nice and slow.

You are doing an amazing job.

That is so deep.

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, yes, yes!

Cum on my fucking dick. Cum on me.

Kiss me.

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[gasping]

-Does that feel good? -Yeah.

Am I doing it right?

-[moaning] -Oh, yes!

Keep fucking that dick just like that.

[gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, you like it, don't you?

-Yeah, I do actually. -Yeah?

[moaning]

Oh, my god! That feels so good.

[panting]

Oh, that's it.

Grind that ass like that.

[panting]

Oh, yeah, spread that.

-Like that? -Yes, there you go.

Yes!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

[panting]

I want you to taste yourself off that dick.

Yes!

Oh, that's it. Lick it up.

Oh, yes!

Slow down.

Suck that, yes!

That's it.

Yes!

That's how you get to please.

Don't forget to enjoy it.

I do like it actually.

Yeah!

That's it.

Yes!

Oh, fuck, yes!

You ready to get back on top of that dick?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

Now I want you to like spin around this time.

Okay.

There you go.

Yeah, yeah, just like that.

Right here.

Yes!

Oh, fuck, yes!

Even better.

Yeah, put your feet right there.

Oh, my god!

Oh, there you go. Fuck!

[moaning]

-[gasping] -Yes!

Oh, my god!

[gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

-Yeah, that feels good like that? -Yeah.

-Yeah? -That feels really good.

Oh, fuck, yes!

Yes, take it again.

-[moaning] -Oh, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[gasping]

Oh, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

Yeah, is that okay?

-Yeah, I like that? -Yeah?

Oh, I'll do it again.

[moaning]

[screaming]

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

-Oh, fuck, yeah! -Yes!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

That feels so good.

Fuck!

[panting]

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

That's so easy.

That's so easy to ride a cock. Yeah!

Yeah! I want you to take that free hand

and I want you to play with your pussy.

-Okay. -Yes!

Does that feel good?

Yeah.

That feels so good.

That feels good.

Oh, yes!

You like that, huh?

-You like that? -Yeah.

Yeah?

Yes!

Yes!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

-Like that? -Yeah.

-I think I'm getting the hang of it. -I think you are too.

[gasping]

[moaning]

Fuck, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Fuck, yes! [spanks ass]

Fuck!

[gasping]

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yes!

-Oh, my god! -Oh, yes!

Yes, come over here.

Come here, lie on that side.

Yes, I wanna go more deeper.

Like that.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

[gasping]

Oh, wow!

You like this?

[gasping]

Oh, yes!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, it's making me so wet.

Oh, yes!

Oh, fuck!

Yeah, that's so good.

[moaning]

[panting]

Oh, my god!

Oh, yes!

Yes!

Oh, my god!

[inaudible]

Yes!

[moaning]

[gasping]

Fuck!

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

Oh, yes!

Fuck!

[moaning]

Oh, look, that pussy stays nice and open.

Um, yeah!

[moaning]

[panting]

[moaning and gasping]

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck, yes!

[moaning]

Fuck, yes! Close this leg.

Just like that.

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, my god!

Yes. yes!

Yes, that feels so good.

[moaning]

That's it, yes!

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Yes!

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, my god!

Oh, yeah, I want you to watch it.

-Yes! -Yeah?

Yeah, watch that dick go in that pussy.

[gasping]

Oh, my god!

[panting]

[moaning]

[gasping]

Oh, fuck, yes!

Um, yes!

Turn around.

I want you to get on your knees.

Yes, just like that.

Um, yeah!

Oh, sway back to me.

Um, yes!

Oh, that's it.

-Oh, my god! -Oh, yes!

-Oh, fuck! -Yeah!

-Oh, wow! -Oh, yeah! Push back on that dick.

-Like that? -Oh, yes.

That's it.

That's your fucking dick.

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

[gasping]

[moaning]

Yes!

Oh, my god!

[moaning and gasping]

-Oh, yes! -Oh, wow!

[moaning]

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

-Oh, my god! -Yes!

Fuck, yes!

That's it.

Um, that feels so good.

[moaning]

[moaning]

Yes, yes!

[gasping]

Fuck, yeah!

Oh, yes!

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, just like that.

Oh, my god!

Yeah!

Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, yes!

[screaming] Oh, my god!

Oh, that is so deep.

-Oh, fuck! -Oh, my god!

[moaning]

Oh, fuck!

Oh, my god!

You know how I like your ass up, dont you?

Yes!

Oh, fuck, yes!

Oh, fuck, yes!

Oh, that is is so deep.

[moaning]

[gasping]

-Oh, fuck! -Yeah!

Oh, yes! That feels so good.

[moaning]

[gasping]

Fuck, yeah!

[moaning]

Oh, my god!

Yeah!

Oh, that pussy is gonna make me cum.

Really?

Yeah. You know what that means, right?

Yeah, I know.

Well, I can't do it in your pussy,

'cause then you'll get pregnant.

So most girls just take it in the mouth.

Okay.

Yeah, you are up for that?

-Yeah. -Oh, that's perfect.

That's good. I want you to be ready for it.

Oh, yeah!

[moaning]

-Oh, my god! -Oh, my god!

-Yeah! -Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes!

Oh, my god, yeah!

[moaning]

Yeah!

Oh, fuck, yes!

Yes, I'm gonna cum. Come here.

Open that mouth.

Yeah!

Oh, fuck, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, stay right there.

Oh, there is more.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my god!

Oh, fuck!

Do I swallow it?

Oh, yeah, I hope so.

You don't wanna waste it.

Oh, my god!

Um, yes!

-Now come here and get the rest outta it. -That tastes good.

Yeah, you like it, huh?

Oh, that's good.

Yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, get the rest of it out of there.

Yeah!

God damn!

Oh, shit!

What a night!

-Yeah. -Fuck!

Where are you going?

Hooh!

-Hm? -Where are you going?

Oh, I gotta go upstairs and pack.

Pack?!

Yep, yep, yep.

I'll just crash with a friend.

Gotta job a few days ago.

Why didn't you tell me this before?

I guess I wanted to have a little fun.

But, you know what will be more fun?

Will be telling my new brother

that I fucked his daughter

under his own roof.

Yeah.

Well, have a good night.

[whimpering]

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