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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,290 I think you should know that this is not my wife 2 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:05,359 and I'm not really interested in classical music. 3 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,361 I--I just made a huge mistake. 4 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:10,298 It's the kind of mistake that any married man might make 5 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:12,466 after 25 years, but believe me, 6 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:15,736 I can promise you, this will never happen again. 7 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:47,801 One bad rodeo clown ruins the whole barrel. 8 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,703 It was a bad year for grapes... 9 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,978 Oh! Oh! 10 00:02:58,246 --> 00:02:59,980 That looks so great. 11 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,350 It's so beautiful. 12 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:05,519 Oh, and I'm going to make a little toast, if I may. 13 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:07,521 To our friends-- to our good friends. 14 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:08,956 Our best friends. 15 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:11,158 Best friends-- to our best friends. 16 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:14,428 This is in celebration of 25 years of marriage. 17 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,796 Perfect marriage. 18 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,831 Perfect marriage. And-- 19 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,369 and in anticipation of 25 more years like it. 20 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,704 Oh, that's sweet. I love you. 21 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,679 OK, blow 'em out, pal. 22 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,714 OK, come on. Blow, blow, blow, blow. 23 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,349 Oh! 24 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,318 It's a light cake. 25 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,119 It's a light cake. 26 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,289 Look at his nose. 27 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,598 * Yeah, man, come on * 28 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:42,383 * Ah, yes 29 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,463 Eh, bonjour. Welcome back, Mrs Stoddard. 30 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:57,731 Can I help you with any of that stuff? 31 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,700 Nice to see you again. 32 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:10,644 Just bring it in here. 33 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,413 Missed him. Hi. 34 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,448 Hi, Yolanda. Hello. 35 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:15,816 Hiya, Dad. 36 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,651 Hey! 37 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,653 How are you? How was it? 38 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,622 Oh, it was great! 39 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,391 Great. 40 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,659 You want to help us with these things? 41 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,629 Yeah. I'm on the phone with Holly. She's coming for dinner. 42 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,230 Who's Holly? 43 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,800 She's a friend of mine. You're gonna like her. 44 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,502 Good. Holly. 45 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,504 What happened to Miranda? 46 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,772 What happens to any of them? They turn 18. 47 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,741 They're old, they're wrinkled, they're discarded. 48 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,242 Hi! Hi! 49 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,311 Hi, Mom. Did you have a good time? 50 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:47,247 Such a good time. Wait till you see what I got. 51 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:49,116 There's a person in the kitchen. 52 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,150 That's Omar. 53 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:51,284 It's Omar, Porter. 54 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:52,753 You remember Omar, Dad. 55 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,755 Oh, yeah. Omar. Omar. 56 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,458 Omar! Come say hello. 57 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:58,959 Hello, Omar. 58 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,994 You know, he's shy. 59 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,963 Don't think about it. Don't worry about it. 60 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,498 Let me ask you. 61 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,033 There are people, they have daughters, 62 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,035 who have boyfriends who actually speak. 63 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,638 He speaks. I've heard him speak. He just doesn't speak 64 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,773 in a language that, I happen to know. 65 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,442 That's all. It's Turkish. 66 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,944 Turkish? I don't think so. More like Arabic or Farsi. 67 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,178 Anyway, he's very sweet. Ugh. 68 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:19,513 OK. Sweet is good. 69 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,515 Who cares? We're back home. 70 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,986 I love you. 71 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,231 I can't believe it. 72 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:39,700 Who was it? 73 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,735 I don't know. I don't know. 74 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:45,172 I don't know, honey. 75 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,309 Uh, Yolanda, could you just, uh, 76 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,178 lift that up for me a little? 77 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:52,646 Thank you. 78 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,681 Gracias. 79 00:06:57,485 --> 00:07:00,053 Um, uh, Yolanda's new boyfriend... 80 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:01,388 Alejandro. 81 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:02,856 When did Alejandro move in? 82 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,958 The day after you and Mom left. 83 00:07:05,058 --> 00:07:07,094 He's a good guy, Dad. 84 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,730 And why is Alejandro not wearing a shirt? 85 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,032 That's what he's used to-- living in the jungle. 86 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,034 Living in a jungle? I'm just curious. 87 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,069 Why would he be living in a jungle? 88 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,738 Because that's where his group lived. 89 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,573 His group. Is that botanists? 90 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,008 No, his political group. 91 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,010 El compa?eros de la muerte. 92 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,012 "The companions of death?" 93 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:26,580 That's colourful. 94 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,849 Yeah. They plan to overthrow their government 95 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,918 and establish a regime of democratic ideals 96 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,586 and crop sharing. 97 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:35,589 No better place to start than right here on Fifth Avenue. 98 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:39,092 Central Park has always needed a good crop-sharing program. 99 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,761 Ha! Ha. 100 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:43,564 That--that's really fucking funny. 101 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,635 Dad, did you see, uh, Holly's stud? 102 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:48,936 Holly's stud? 103 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:50,904 Show him, Holly. 104 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,005 Isn't that great? 105 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,542 Let me see. 106 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,577 You ever worry about swallowing it? 107 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:59,146 Yeah. Actually I did twice, but I got it back. 108 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,648 How--how did, uh... 109 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:02,382 Ooh. 110 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,818 It's been a long day. I'm gonna pack it in. 111 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,453 Uh, me, too. Honey, I'm just-- 112 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,556 No. Omar wants to say something to you. 113 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:11,058 Really? You do? That's wonderful. 114 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,760 Huh? 115 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,262 Mizz, Misserrr... 116 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,564 Stob-- 117 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:17,665 Stodd. Stodd? 118 00:08:17,765 --> 00:08:18,932 Stoddard. Honey. 119 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,067 Stobb-ard. 120 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,168 Stoddard. 121 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:25,338 Welgome. Wel-goom... 122 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,674 hone. 123 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:27,975 Oh, OK. 124 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,077 Welgoom hone. Hone. 125 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:33,947 Huh. Hone. Home. Welcome home. That's so nice of you. 126 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,584 Very good. Very good. 127 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,886 Very well said. Thank you. Thank you. 128 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:03,711 Hey, Steve! 129 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,020 Congruity with the rest of the-- 130 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,788 What is the man saying? 131 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,991 That--that the frame for the Millennium Museum of 132 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,661 Architecture shouldn't be making an architectural statement? 133 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:22,696 I mean, you got to make a statement. 134 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,732 The thing is a--is a gateway. It's beautiful. 135 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,767 Absolutely. It's perfect. 136 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,037 What is Mrs Hadley making for lunch? 137 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,171 She's making romoroli. 138 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,472 Romoroli? 139 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,174 Mm-hmm. What's romoroli? 140 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:37,010 Oh, it's this Indonesian thing. Little pieces of meat and fish 141 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,012 sort of jammed together on a stick. 142 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:42,549 Oh, good, good. I hate little pieces of meat and fish 143 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,817 jammed together on a stick. 144 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,653 Sweetie, it's not for you. 145 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,221 It's for the design conference people from Japan. Remember? 146 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,223 What are they coming here for? 147 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,260 They want to see my design... and they want to meet everybody. 148 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,655 No! Aah. 149 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,257 Ohh! Oh, my God! 150 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,193 Get away! Get away from her! 151 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:30,330 Are you all right? 152 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,299 Don't worry. Here. 153 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:37,537 Oh. All right. Oh, my God. Here. 154 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,040 Are you OK? Come on. Why don't you go inside. 155 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,583 Come on, girl. Get over here. Come on! 156 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,853 Come on! Come on! 157 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,561 Weathered shingles. 158 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,563 Double-hung windows... 159 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:06,934 Hello! Hi! Welcome. Hi. 160 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:16,977 Sorry, everybody. I'm thrilled to introduce you to my son 161 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,746 and my daughter. 162 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:24,317 This is Alice and Tom. Thank you. 163 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:28,822 Anyway, I'm sure everybody must be hungry. 164 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,824 Oh. Oh! 165 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:36,596 Mrs Stoddard, I think your handyman just fell off the roof. 166 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:39,299 Oh, my God. Oh! Oh, no, no. 167 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,002 Oh, no, he's fine. That's Porter. That's just... 168 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:45,205 Her Porter fell off the roof. 169 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,875 Porter is-- Porter's my husband. 170 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:50,477 Sirs, that's fine. That's OK. He's fine. 171 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:54,047 Thank you. Don't worry. Have some of this lovely cake. 172 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,256 Hello? 173 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:06,459 Oh? 174 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:07,895 What? 175 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,997 Where? 176 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,599 You're joking. 177 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,902 You're not joking? 178 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,003 Oh... 179 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,470 Excuse me. Have you seen Mr Stoddard... 180 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,505 anywhere? 181 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,173 Who? 182 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,980 Porter! 183 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,982 Hey, ho, what's going on? 184 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,918 I'm very angry with you, Porter Stoddard. 185 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,420 You're my oldest friend. How could you let this happen? 186 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,487 What? What? 187 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,189 What are you talking about? 188 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:19,326 How could you not tell me? You know every move of Griffin. 189 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,194 Who is she? Who is she? 190 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,030 Yeah, who is she?! 191 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,933 It's not insane! I saw them! I went. I followed them. 192 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,767 What'd he say? What did he say? 193 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,136 What did he say? 194 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,171 I will never speak to that man again. 195 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,539 Never! 196 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,507 You probably saw him with some client. 197 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,610 Oh, play golf. Play golf. 198 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,349 A client, for God's sakes. 199 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,957 You'll be next, gentlemen. 200 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,172 Ow! Ooh! 201 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,174 Carlos, I'm so-- I'm sorry, Carlos. 202 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,244 Ellie, I think, uh, we've got a problem. 203 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,346 Which one? Social problem. 204 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,215 No, no, no. Which one of these? 205 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,816 Mona caught Griffin. 206 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,086 Porter, could just help me for one second. 207 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:20,988 Now, I have to submit 7 samples. 208 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,990 If you were on this awards committee, right, 209 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,825 which one would you be most impressed by, huh? 210 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,161 Did you hear what I said? Mona caught Griffin. 211 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,664 Yeah, Mona caught Griffin. Yeah, I heard you, darling. 212 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,666 What was he doing? Oh, wait. 213 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,068 You don't mean that he-- 214 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,070 Yes, I do. I don't believe it. 215 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,438 No. You should believe it. 216 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,173 He couldn't possibly do that. 217 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,509 He--he did it. With who? 218 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,511 Some redhead. She saw them. 219 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,079 She saw them doing what? 220 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,115 Doing what? What people do when they-- 221 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:52,019 Porter, please, please get off my floor! 222 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,921 Honey, I'm sure it's all just a mistake. 223 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,923 She said she's gonna divorce him. 224 00:15:57,024 --> 00:16:00,060 No, she won't. What do you think? Plaid or boutique? 225 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,479 But I'll tell you, on this finger, 226 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:22,382 the wedding ring is not--oh! 227 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,486 You know, whatever this big secret is, 228 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,156 it better be worth getting lime disease. 229 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,323 Ha ha ha. 230 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,826 Are you having an affair? 231 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,562 No. 232 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,230 Huh, no. 233 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,566 No. Ha ha ha ha! 234 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,101 No. 235 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,870 Yes, I am. 236 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,306 Not good. Not good. 237 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,608 I--I need to know how you know about this 238 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,178 because I don't want Mona to find out about it. 239 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,646 Mona told me. Huh? 240 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:56,583 She followed you this afternoon. She followed you 241 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,285 What did she say? 242 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,354 She saw you with some redhead in some motel off the highway. 243 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,990 What did you say for me? That's all I'm asking. 244 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,759 I stood up for you, but I don't have material here 245 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,462 to work with, do I? What is going on? 246 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,364 What's the matter with you? 247 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,134 How come she hasn't said anything to me about it? 248 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,638 She hasn't said anything to me about it. 249 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,707 Maybe she won't. 250 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,276 You all right? 251 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,545 Are you all right? 252 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,715 Go. 253 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,150 Are you all right? 254 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,185 I--just... 255 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,194 I think I asked you to leave me alone. 256 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,399 Don't look at me. 257 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,470 Mona, I-- Don't talk to me! 258 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,144 Can I think about you? No. 259 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,497 Unh, yeah. 260 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,600 Oh, right there. Oh, right there. 261 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,569 Oh, Holly. Oh, my God. 262 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,970 Holly! Ohh! 263 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,772 Don't stop! 264 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,006 Oh, God! 265 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,941 Ahh, Omar. 266 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,610 Omar! 267 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,579 Omar! Omar! 268 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,014 Omar! Aah. 269 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,590 Aah! Yolanda! 270 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,758 Dios mio, Papi! 271 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,269 Yolanda! 272 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,445 Ah, Omar. 273 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:06,913 Sit down. 274 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,220 Heshushatoona. 275 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,521 Hesh... 276 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:15,788 Heshushatoona. 277 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,224 No, no, no. It's, uh... 278 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,826 I--I never eat heshbitshatoon 279 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,828 late at night. 280 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,665 "Riz... Riz..." 281 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,034 Rice Krispies. Rice Krispies. 282 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,236 Yeah. 283 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,837 Snag, kringle, poop. 284 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,839 Snag, kringle, poop. Exactly. Yeah. 285 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,982 Hijole! Heh heh. 286 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,984 Alejandro, sit down. 287 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,353 Gracias. 288 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,720 De nada. 289 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,656 Ah, ha ha ha! 290 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,726 Hmm? No, no. Thank you. 291 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:03,603 Oh. Ha ha ha. Se?or worm. 292 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,671 Worm. 293 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:05,838 Muy bueno. 294 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,342 Give you 295 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,344 Tu sabes? 296 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,685 Jesus Christ. 297 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,687 Hola! Join us. 298 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,719 Ah, Mr Stoddard. 299 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,687 A friend is waiting for you upstairs. 300 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:55,922 Oh, good. 301 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,830 Calm? I am calm. That's good. 302 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,932 And I made a decision calmly and dispassionately... 303 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,367 That's good. 304 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,369 To string Griffin up by his balls. 305 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,403 Mona! 306 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,407 Please, please try the chocolate mousse. 307 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,442 It's a poem. 308 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,843 Thank you very much. 309 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,811 She's called a lawyer. 310 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,347 What lawyer? 311 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,648 Suttler. 312 00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:22,782 Suttler? 313 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,918 David "The Shark" Suttler? 314 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,920 Well, I didn't read the whole card. 315 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,856 Who recommended him? 316 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,724 You did. 317 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,361 I don't know how you got yourself into this thing. 318 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:36,363 I just--I don't-- I don't get it. 319 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:39,632 Come on. Are you telling me that in 25 years you haven't-- 320 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:40,733 No. One-- 321 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,702 You haven't one time? 322 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:43,770 No. 323 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:44,771 You're kidding. No. 324 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:45,905 Not once? No. 325 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,106 Ever? No. 326 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,641 Oh, come on. 327 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,710 No. I'm not making a big deal. 328 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,245 Have you thought about it? 329 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:55,415 I'm a normal guy. OK? 330 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,817 Well. 331 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,052 Several times I've thought of it. 332 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,859 Thought about it numerous, numerous, 333 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,928 numerous times. 334 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,930 Numerous times, but, you know, you really think 335 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,499 that I'm some kind of a-- 336 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:13,733 of a... a stiff. 337 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,235 I was gonna say prude. OK? 338 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,237 But you get to a certain age... 339 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:20,740 some things become important that weren't important before. 340 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:25,445 We're not kids anymore. What is important is continuity... 341 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:26,579 Mm-hmm. 342 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,114 Stability... 343 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,991 I don't know how you got yourself into this situation. 344 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,495 You know, sometimes you're very judgemental. 345 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:43,763 Which way you going? 346 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,998 Uh, what, uh, which way you going? 347 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:48,501 Downtown. Downtown. 348 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,670 Yeah. OK. I'll see you later. 349 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:51,738 OK. 350 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,109 Ohh! 351 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,078 Let's be realistic about this, though. 352 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,847 I am being realistic. 353 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:03,450 As I recall, you had a thing few years ago. 354 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,452 Not to bicker-- I mean, I don't--what? 355 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,820 I'm talking about Hans. Hans? 356 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,690 I--I don't know anybody named Hans. 357 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,692 Oh, you mean Fritz. 358 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,694 Oh, yeah, exactly. I mean Fritz. 359 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:18,130 Yeah, but you know what? Fritz was 11 years ago, 360 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,667 Griffin and I had an argument, he was from Europe, 361 00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,969 he didn't speak English, so it does not count. 362 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,370 It doesn't count, huh? No. 363 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,372 Oh, I wish I had known that. 364 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:28,708 Can I say something? Could you think about compassion 365 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,710 or even possibly forgiveness? 366 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,679 What about betrayal? What about humiliation? 367 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:34,313 Look. I understand how you feel. 368 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,315 You don't know how I feel, Ellie. 369 00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:38,317 Imagine if it was Porter. 370 00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:40,820 Oh, that's absurd. Porter would never do anything like that. 371 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,890 Well, of course not. It's not his style. He's like a rock. 372 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:54,667 Ever been married? 373 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,703 I am married. 374 00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:59,105 Huh? Hmm. 375 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:00,740 He reminds me of you. 376 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,174 Really. Yeah. 377 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,210 Yeah. He's really, really mature. 378 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:06,045 Really. 379 00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:09,849 That's what I love most, you know-- maturity, dependability. 380 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,551 Mm-hmm. Where is he? 381 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:15,087 He's right over there. 382 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:17,256 Hmm. Heh. 383 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,225 He's over 200 years old. 384 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:21,761 Huh. Hmm. 385 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,796 Must be exhausted. 386 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:26,866 Unh! Huh! 387 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:34,073 Forget your umbrella, did you, Mr Stoddard? 388 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,609 Yes, uh... yes, I did. 389 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:41,648 Uh, Barney, you got any idea what time it is? 390 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,382 Uh, 10 past 11.00, Mr Stoddard. 391 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,751 Thank you, thank you. 392 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,786 Did you forget your watch, too, Mr Stoddard? 393 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,821 Yes, I did, Barney. Thank you. 394 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,171 What about books? 395 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:16,683 So architecture should be like great works of art. 396 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:18,718 So what you feel... 397 00:25:21,888 --> 00:25:24,190 How'd you make out? 398 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,792 What? 399 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:27,794 With Griffin-- how'd it go? 400 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,461 Fine. Just fine. 401 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:31,664 He's gonna do what's best. 402 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,833 For who? 403 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:37,236 Mona, uh, for himself, 404 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:40,406 and, uh... yeah. 405 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,008 Ahem. 406 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,711 No. Hey, don't do that, please. I was watching. 407 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:47,479 You were sleeping. No, I wasn't. 408 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,881 Your eyes were closed. 409 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,917 I was watching through my eyelids. 410 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:54,220 You're very strange. 411 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,822 Yes, I am, aren't I? 412 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:57,023 Yes. 413 00:25:57,123 --> 00:26:00,126 But strange is good, isn't it? 414 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:01,728 Sometimes, yeah. 415 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:03,295 That's what he said on television. 416 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,131 He was saying that about new buildings. 417 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:08,034 That they work best when they're a combination of the new-- 418 00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:10,069 no, not the new, I mean the strange. 419 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:11,804 Uh, strange and familiar. Strange and familiar. 420 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,539 Yeah. Phillip Johnson. 421 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,209 New buildings like old relationships. 422 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:19,178 That's very good. Very good. 423 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:20,680 Where you going? 424 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,482 Uh, kitchen. Gonna get something sweet. 425 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:24,917 Honey... 426 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:27,053 there's a cello in the fridge. 427 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,660 What did you say? 428 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:35,695 I said, "There's Jello in the fridge." 429 00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:42,501 I consider it my duty as a first step to ask you 430 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:45,672 to take some time, revisit your true feelings for each other, 431 00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:49,208 and consider the gravity of this step you're about to take. 432 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:51,143 I think that's a good idea. 433 00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:52,712 Don't you? 434 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:58,517 OK, I'm finished. 435 00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:00,386 Excellent. 436 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:01,721 Let's move on. 437 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,355 All right. Now... 438 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,225 I have here a complete list of all your possessions, 439 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:09,028 real estate, securities, East Hampton house, 440 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:12,264 Mississippi house, art objects, et cetera. 441 00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:14,701 All of which are in your name. 442 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,138 Who advised you on this? 443 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:20,406 You did. 444 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:22,441 Right. Ahem. 445 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:23,910 Except for one item. 446 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,277 A cabin in Sun Valley. 447 00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:26,913 It's near Sun Valley. 448 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:28,915 It's not near Sun Valley, Griffin. 449 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:30,316 It's in Sun Valley. 450 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:32,284 How do you wish to dispose of it? 451 00:27:38,725 --> 00:27:40,426 He can have it. 452 00:27:42,762 --> 00:27:43,830 Thank you. 453 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,132 * Both day and night 454 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:47,800 * And night and day 455 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,070 * You're gonna see a lot of me * 456 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:01,247 What are you thinking? 457 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,215 I'm thinking women know. 458 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:07,119 Women know? 459 00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,555 I knew that this was gonna happen. 460 00:28:09,789 --> 00:28:11,590 I knew it. 461 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,760 You want to be honest about this thing? 462 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:16,195 You want to just put it out on the table? 463 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,798 I knew when we came here that very first time. 464 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:22,334 You remember when Griffin didn't even look at Mona? 465 00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:24,871 It was like Mona was somebody in Cleveland. 466 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,039 He was, like, completely fixated on that idiot-- 467 00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:29,041 Yeah. Ha ha! What's so funny? 468 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,043 Yeah. No. I know. You're right. 469 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:33,045 He was looking at that hat-check girl. 470 00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,947 Yeah. It was embarrassing. 471 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,449 But, let's be fair to the guy. I mean, he's-- 472 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,118 I just feel badly for Mona. 473 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,353 I feel badly for her. She's my oldest friend, 474 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:42,889 but I feel-- She's lost. 475 00:28:42,989 --> 00:28:44,056 Actually, she's lost, Porter. 476 00:28:44,156 --> 00:28:46,125 I think you should go and help her. 477 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,660 You should help her with that house down in Mississippi. 478 00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:50,329 Sure. Want me to do that? 479 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:54,033 Would you do that for me? Sure. Sure. 480 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:56,268 Do you know how lucky we are? 481 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:57,804 I do know. 482 00:29:00,807 --> 00:29:03,175 Oh, I could kick myself for not seeing this coming. 483 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,144 Come on. Nobody saw it coming. 484 00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:10,616 You all right? 485 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,218 No. Don't speak. 486 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:14,286 I'm having a little trouble breathing, that's all. 487 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,159 Look at me. What? 488 00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,829 Look at what he's doing to me. I'm a mess. 489 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:25,097 Why do you want to give so much power? 490 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:28,467 You're an amazing woman. You got a second chapter ahead of you. 491 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,669 Really? Of course you do. 492 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,638 I wouldn't lie to you. 493 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,173 Really? 494 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,308 Of course not. Come on. 495 00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:42,681 You know, I'm gonna start that new second chapter off 496 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:44,183 with a wee-wee. 497 00:29:59,598 --> 00:30:02,468 Hi. My name is Porter Stoddard. 498 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,536 Eugenie. I'm, uh... 499 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,605 I'm, uh... An architect. 500 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,975 Yeah, I'm an archi-- 501 00:30:09,075 --> 00:30:10,977 How did you know I was an architect? 502 00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:12,979 I love to fuck architects. 503 00:30:13,079 --> 00:30:15,948 Heh heh! Heh heh! 504 00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,483 OK. 505 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:20,119 That's your way of making fun of me? 506 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:25,724 Yes. 507 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:29,228 Well, very nice, uh, nice meeting you, 508 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,230 whoever you are. 509 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:37,503 THANKS. 510 00:30:39,105 --> 00:30:41,373 We're here. This is it. 511 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:43,342 Great. Great. 512 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:46,278 I knew you'd love it. 513 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:48,247 Just look at this house! 514 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,851 Wow! Oh! 515 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:58,090 Uh, what is all that growing around there? 516 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:01,760 Oh. Excuse me, what's this called? 517 00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:02,794 Kudzu. 518 00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:05,731 Kudzu. It's Kudzu, Porter. 519 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:07,633 Kudzu. Yeah. 520 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,539 I'm going to live here... 521 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,307 Full time? 522 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,643 With my people. 523 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:21,380 When did you decide that? 524 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,283 Just now I thought of it. What do you think? 525 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:28,020 Well, I think it's a little isolated, to tell you the truth. 526 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,057 Well, I'm so trapped in New York, 527 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:35,794 and I want to live off the land. 528 00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:38,297 Live off the land. Huh. 529 00:31:40,532 --> 00:31:42,501 This is my home. 530 00:31:42,601 --> 00:31:45,972 This feels--Porter, this is worth saving. 531 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,974 Yeah, a little painting, plumbing, 532 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,341 you know, re-strip the floors. 533 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,577 Yeah. Come on. I want to show you something. 534 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:57,349 Well, this place looks good. I think this is terrific. 535 00:31:57,449 --> 00:32:00,152 If you don't go out, how are you gonna meet people? 536 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,388 It's amazing! I am so happy. 537 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:13,399 Why don't you give him a little smile? 538 00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:15,501 A smile? Smile. 539 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:18,204 OK. 540 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:25,911 What? 541 00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:29,015 I'm very rusty at all of this. This is just, you know-- 542 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:32,084 That's normal. That's normal. Come on. Give him another smile. 543 00:32:32,184 --> 00:32:33,285 Oh, my God. 544 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,554 Give him something. Give him... 545 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:42,028 There you go. It's like riding a bicycle! 546 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:44,030 Once you know how, you know how. 547 00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:45,864 I'm gonna go to the ladies' room. 548 00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:48,067 That's a good idea. Good. 549 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:51,703 * I can't stand the rain * 550 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:54,040 Excuse me. Do we know each other? 551 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:56,842 Oh, no. I don't think so, no. 552 00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:57,843 You want to dance? 553 00:32:58,077 --> 00:32:59,211 Yeah. OK. 554 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,380 * Came with the rain 555 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:05,284 * Do you remember 556 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:09,655 * Ooh, how sweet it used to be? * 557 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:16,062 * When we were together 558 00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:18,764 * Everything was so grand * 559 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:23,435 * No, I can't stop The rain on my windowpane * 560 00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:25,304 Can't stop... oh. 561 00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:27,073 Oh, honey, you are-- 562 00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:29,075 oh, you are-- you big, strong, 563 00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:31,577 reliable, steady- as-a-fucking-rock, 564 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,645 beautiful friend. 565 00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:42,754 It's hot. 566 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:46,558 I'm sorry about the air conditioning. 567 00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:48,794 What air conditioning? 568 00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:51,130 Exactly. 569 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:52,398 Heh! 570 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:56,402 I--I--good night. 571 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,300 Are you OK? 572 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,501 Huh? 573 00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,503 I think we have a family of bats. 574 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:33,239 Yeah. It's fine. 575 00:34:33,339 --> 00:34:35,941 You know, I think there's some kind of an insect 576 00:34:36,142 --> 00:34:38,144 in my water there. 577 00:34:39,311 --> 00:34:41,580 Look what I found. What's that? 578 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,449 Look. 579 00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:45,251 Heh heh! 580 00:34:45,351 --> 00:34:47,253 That's--that's our--that's-- 581 00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:49,555 that's the Fourth of July. 582 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:53,159 I'm 17. I think I'm 17 there. 583 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:55,261 I think you're, what? I'm 12. 584 00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:57,996 I think you're still 12. 585 00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:01,233 That's your father's old truck. 586 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,302 You know, he never-- 587 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:22,254 * Doo * 588 00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:27,759 * Doo doo doo doo doo doo * 589 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:32,764 * Doo doo doo doo doo doo * 590 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:39,405 * Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo * 591 00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:43,342 * Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo * 592 00:35:53,219 --> 00:35:54,620 Mona? 593 00:36:01,427 --> 00:36:04,430 * Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo * 594 00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:08,700 Mona? 595 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,870 Mona! 596 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,071 Come here, poochie. 597 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:16,875 Come on. 598 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:17,876 Welcome back, Mr Stoddard. 599 00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,445 How are you? Fine. 600 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:21,480 Do you know if Mrs Stoddard is upstairs? 601 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:25,083 She's at a movie with your kids and the Armenian fella. 602 00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:27,085 Your daughter's boyfriend. 603 00:36:27,253 --> 00:36:29,087 You think he's Armenian, huh? 604 00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:31,590 Ooh, a lady came by and dropped this for you. 605 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:38,397 Ah! My watch. That's great. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. 606 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,768 She was a beautiful girl. 607 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,770 Beautiful, was she? Uh-huh. 608 00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,772 She was kind of dirty blonde. 609 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,440 Yeah. Dirty blonde. 610 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:50,442 Beautiful and dirty blonde. 611 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:51,843 Beautiful and dirty blonde. 612 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:55,381 Well, you know, she fixed my watch. 613 00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:59,117 My watch was broken, and so she fixed it for me. 614 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:03,389 That's what she does. She's an expert in watches. 615 00:37:03,489 --> 00:37:05,824 Also clocks. Very expert. 616 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,631 Hey. Hey, hey, boys. 617 00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:17,403 Hello? Anybody home? 618 00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:21,473 Hey, you're back. 619 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,475 That looks good. Yeah. 620 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,578 God, am I hungry. Honey, no. Let me do that for you. 621 00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:28,647 I'm better with a knife than you are. 622 00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,215 Go sit down. That's OK. 623 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:32,318 You went to the movies with the kids? 624 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:35,153 Yeah. But I want to know about Mona. What's going on? 625 00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:37,556 Fine. She's fine. What'd you see? 626 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:39,558 Well, Tom and Holly saw this movie 627 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:41,560 filled with all these dirty jokes 628 00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:43,562 that they had to repeat to me, 629 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:45,597 most of which, of course, I didn't understand. 630 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,833 Do you know what corn-holing is? 631 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,868 Corn-holing? Mm-hmm. 632 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:51,870 Uh, after my sandwich, OK? 633 00:37:53,339 --> 00:37:55,006 I'm worried about Mona, though. 634 00:37:55,341 --> 00:37:56,207 Why? 635 00:37:56,408 --> 00:37:57,576 Think she's getting laid? 636 00:37:57,676 --> 00:37:59,044 Getting laid? 637 00:37:59,144 --> 00:38:01,212 Yeah, as a professional, what's your opinion? 638 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:03,349 What does that mean? 639 00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:06,017 I mean, as a man. What's your opinion? 640 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,186 I haven't given it any thought. 641 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:11,723 I'll tell you what I think. She has a high aptitude for sex. 642 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:12,924 I'm surprised you haven't noticed. 643 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:14,793 You've been friends forever. 644 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:17,396 I'll ask her. What movie did you see? 645 00:38:17,496 --> 00:38:19,998 Oh, God. You would hate this movie so much. 646 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:22,033 It was a woman's movie, OK? 647 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,803 It was about this sweet woman married to this sweet man, 648 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:26,972 then she discovers that he's having an affair 649 00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:29,375 with his secretary, only he doesn't know she knows, 650 00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:33,379 and then she just loses it, she pushes him out the window. 651 00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:37,383 Oh. So she's a murderer. 652 00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:42,187 This sandwich is so delicious. 653 00:38:42,388 --> 00:38:44,289 He doesn't die. 654 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:46,392 Oh, yeah. He's just completely broken up. 655 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:49,428 He can't walk, he can't talk, and then she takes him home 656 00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:51,430 after this series of very painful operations, 657 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:55,901 and she nurses him back to health, and then... 658 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:57,969 she kills him. 659 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,606 She pushes him out the same window. 660 00:39:00,706 --> 00:39:02,941 Anyway, can you tell Mona 661 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:06,244 that I really want to talk to her about this whole mess? 662 00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:08,480 This was so good. You ought to try one. 663 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:17,055 Let's sit down and talk, OK? 664 00:39:17,155 --> 00:39:18,690 I think--I think-- 665 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:21,326 I think we ought to sit down a minute. 666 00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:23,261 You know, I think if we sit down, 667 00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:25,030 and we just talk, OK? 668 00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:27,433 I think we need to talk about this. 669 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:32,003 I think we go on like nothing ever happened. 670 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:36,475 We make a--a--pfft-- clean slate. 671 00:39:54,092 --> 00:39:56,027 Door's open. 672 00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:00,932 Porter. 673 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,635 Uh... 674 00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,771 uh, anybody here? 675 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,305 No. 676 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:10,041 I think, uh... 677 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:13,679 I think we've got to talk about this. 678 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:15,681 Yeah. Don't even say it. I'm there. 679 00:40:15,781 --> 00:40:16,915 Really? Yeah. 680 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:18,984 We just go on like nothing ever happened? 681 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:20,519 Yeah. Nothing ever happened. 682 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:22,053 Great. People make mistakes. 683 00:40:22,153 --> 00:40:23,589 That's right. We made a mistake. 684 00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:25,857 We'll give ourselves a--pfft--clean slate. 685 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:28,293 Clean slate. 686 00:40:50,649 --> 00:40:52,851 Mona! 687 00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:54,620 Mona! 688 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:56,622 Oh, my God. It's Ellie. 689 00:40:56,722 --> 00:41:01,059 Get up. Get up. 690 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,260 Mona! 691 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:04,530 Go in the bedroom. 692 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:09,901 Hey, Mona? 693 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,538 Mona! 694 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,405 Mona! 695 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:17,609 Oh, yeah. Hi. Hi. 696 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:22,648 Mona, Porter's having an affair. 697 00:41:22,748 --> 00:41:23,749 No! 698 00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:24,783 Yes. 699 00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:26,818 How'd you find that out? 700 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:28,787 Somebody called me. 701 00:41:28,887 --> 00:41:30,789 A friend. Friend? 702 00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:32,791 What kind of friend is that? 703 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:34,760 He's having a affair with a musician. 704 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,762 Oh, a musician. 705 00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:38,597 Yes. Oh. 706 00:41:38,697 --> 00:41:39,931 A cellist. 707 00:41:40,031 --> 00:41:41,667 That's not possible. 708 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:43,669 Let me get you a cup of coffee. 709 00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:45,737 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 710 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,038 This is just beyond belief. 711 00:41:57,749 --> 00:41:59,651 You know something? I'm being paid back 712 00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:01,920 for being so damn smug about my own marriage. 713 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:05,691 I am so sorry, Mona. I wasn't very understanding 714 00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:07,759 of what you were going through with Griffin, 715 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:10,596 but now that it's happening to me, ha ha! Oh, boy. 716 00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:13,031 No. Don't be too hard on yourself. 717 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:14,132 Morning. 718 00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:16,501 What are you doing here? 719 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:18,604 I just came to get my things. 720 00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:21,607 Well, you can't just walk in here. 721 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,875 What do you need? I need my sport coats. 722 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:25,944 You have to call me ahead of time. 723 00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:28,614 I need to go through lawyers to get my coats. 724 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,782 Yes. Otherwise, I'm gonna get a restraining order! 725 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,851 Oh. For my sport coats? Yeah. 726 00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:34,986 And my special hangers? Hello, Ellie. 727 00:42:35,086 --> 00:42:36,988 Wait a minute! Get down here. 728 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,290 Let me tell you. It's not a good time. 729 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:43,128 This isn't a good time for me. I have to be seen driving a van. 730 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:44,896 Wait a minute. What do you need? 731 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:47,332 I need my sport coats and my special hangers. 732 00:42:47,432 --> 00:42:50,201 All right. Stay right there. Don't come up here. 733 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:56,174 So, what's new, Ellie? 734 00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:06,351 Well, you know... None of it's easy. 735 00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:09,655 Oh, where are you? 736 00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:12,658 Oh, all this because of me. How do I do this? 737 00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:16,862 Is he coming upstairs? 738 00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:20,031 Are you fucking a cellist? Oh! 739 00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:23,101 You better have a damn good story when you get home. 740 00:43:25,236 --> 00:43:27,138 Here's your sport coats, 741 00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:29,207 and go with God. 742 00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:31,576 Hey, did you see my golf shoes up there? 743 00:43:31,677 --> 00:43:34,179 No. You took your golf shoes. 744 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:36,281 No, I didn't. I think they're up there. 745 00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:38,349 No, they're not up there. They're not there. 746 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,419 I'll get them, 'cause I have to go to the bathroom anyway. 747 00:43:41,687 --> 00:43:46,524 Mona. Mona. Mona. 748 00:43:46,692 --> 00:43:49,695 I really don't know what I'm gonna do. I mean, you know, 749 00:43:49,728 --> 00:43:52,063 I mean, absolutely being realistic in a marriage, 750 00:43:52,163 --> 00:43:53,865 I mean, is never as simple 751 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:56,134 as one person doing something to the other person 752 00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:58,904 without the other person being somehow complicit, am I right? 753 00:43:59,004 --> 00:44:00,906 Mm-hmm. 754 00:44:29,534 --> 00:44:32,804 I can't believe what I just saw. 755 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,209 How could you have? 756 00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:45,450 How could you have used my shaver? 757 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:53,291 This is hair from your leg. We had this discussion. 758 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,830 Your hair is all over it. 759 00:44:58,930 --> 00:45:00,832 You're insane. 760 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:03,268 Listen. Huh? 761 00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,270 You know what you have to do? No. 762 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:06,772 You have to confront him. 763 00:45:06,838 --> 00:45:08,206 He's in the city. Let's go. 764 00:45:08,306 --> 00:45:10,208 Are you gonna come with me? Yeah. 765 00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:11,877 All right. I'll get my keys. 766 00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:12,844 Get your car. 767 00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:14,512 Yeah. All right. 768 00:45:14,612 --> 00:45:18,249 Mona, thank you. You're such a good friend. 769 00:45:18,349 --> 00:45:20,786 Thank you so much. 770 00:45:29,795 --> 00:45:31,629 You would actually think 771 00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:35,333 that I would put our marriage into that kind of jeopardy? 772 00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:39,070 You think I would put our marriage into jeopardy? 773 00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:41,139 No. You actually-- 774 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,408 you actually think that I would put our marriage 775 00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:46,011 into that kind of jeopardy? 776 00:45:46,111 --> 00:45:48,013 You actually think I'd put our marriage 777 00:45:48,113 --> 00:45:50,015 into that kind of jeopardy? 778 00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:52,017 You actually think-- 779 00:45:52,117 --> 00:45:54,485 you actually think that I would put our marriage 780 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,121 into that kind of jeopardy? 781 00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:58,256 You would... 782 00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:01,359 just think about it. 783 00:46:05,030 --> 00:46:06,932 Look. Here he is. 784 00:46:07,032 --> 00:46:08,299 Porter! 785 00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:11,469 Well, how are you? How are you? 786 00:46:11,569 --> 00:46:12,737 Such wonderful news. 787 00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:14,072 What are you doing here? 788 00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:16,107 Your housekeeper said you were on your way. 789 00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:17,943 My housekeeper? You spoke to my housekeeper? 790 00:46:18,043 --> 00:46:21,746 I was waiting here, but I only have a few minutes to go back. 791 00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:23,849 OK. Well, honey, I'll get you a cab. 792 00:46:23,882 --> 00:46:27,285 Barney, you want to get a cab for the young lady? 793 00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:29,354 I've got such wonderful news. 794 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,289 Alex, listen. 795 00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:34,860 You can't be late for rehearsal, 'cause rehearsals are sacred, 796 00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:37,028 you know? News, news happens every day. 797 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,897 Taxi! Listen to me! 798 00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:42,067 It's too amazing. I'm so happy ever since I got the report. 799 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,402 You know, from the doctor. 800 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,108 Barney. 801 00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:55,713 What--what are you-- what are you-- 802 00:46:55,881 --> 00:46:59,150 are you telling me-- are you telling me that you're pregnant? 803 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,519 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 804 00:47:01,619 --> 00:47:03,989 How do I look? All right. 805 00:47:04,089 --> 00:47:05,891 Isn't it remarkable? That's it. Remarkable. 806 00:47:05,924 --> 00:47:08,426 Tell me you're happy for me. And proud? You're proud? 807 00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:09,995 I want you to be proud. 808 00:47:10,095 --> 00:47:11,729 Proud, yes, proud. 809 00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:14,132 'Cause you know what? All my life, I wanted everything, 810 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:17,268 and now I've got it all-- my life, my music, my baby. 811 00:47:17,368 --> 00:47:20,471 Your taxi. 812 00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:22,507 Yeah, OK. Good. Good. 813 00:47:22,607 --> 00:47:24,075 We'll talk about this later, OK? 814 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,743 I hope so. Be happy, Porter. 815 00:47:25,911 --> 00:47:27,612 You, too, Barney. Be happy. 816 00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:36,922 Sweet girl, huh? 817 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:03,949 Hi. 818 00:48:04,015 --> 00:48:05,116 Ahem. 819 00:48:07,953 --> 00:48:10,221 What's going on? 820 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,062 Everything OK? 821 00:48:17,162 --> 00:48:19,064 Porter, I want to ask you a question. 822 00:48:19,164 --> 00:48:22,167 All right. Before you answer it, I want you to think about 823 00:48:22,267 --> 00:48:26,137 what marriage is. I mean, to me, marriage is about trust. 824 00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:29,140 That's all it is, and I believe an honest marriage 825 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:33,144 can survive anything, but a dishonest marriage-- 826 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,146 to me, it's no marriage at all. 827 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:37,048 Right. 828 00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:40,685 Are you having an affair? 829 00:48:41,552 --> 00:48:42,553 Of course. 830 00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:43,688 Porter. 831 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:48,226 Wh--what--wh-- 832 00:48:49,995 --> 00:48:52,463 Are you asking me if I'm having an affair? 833 00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:58,436 Are you serious? Is she serious? 834 00:48:58,536 --> 00:49:02,073 Hilarious! Ha ha ha! 835 00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:04,242 Well, I better be going. 836 00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:05,543 No, no. 837 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,545 No, no. Wait a minute. No, Mona. Stay. 838 00:49:07,645 --> 00:49:09,380 Stay! Stay! 839 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,882 All right. We can just forget it. It's not important. 840 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:13,684 It's not important? 841 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,621 If somebody's saying something, I'd like to know what it is. 842 00:49:16,721 --> 00:49:19,290 Well, a friend of mine said that she saw you 843 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:22,693 with a young woman. A cellist. 844 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,866 And you actually think that I would put our marriage 845 00:49:29,034 --> 00:49:30,235 into that kind of jeopardy? 846 00:49:30,335 --> 00:49:32,470 Well, I don't know, Porter. I just-- 847 00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:35,873 I got scared. Scared? 848 00:49:36,041 --> 00:49:38,109 Don't you think it might be a good idea 849 00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:41,146 to take a look at this person and examine whether or not 850 00:49:41,246 --> 00:49:43,048 they actually are your friend, you know? 851 00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:45,050 Because if you needed to, you could always 852 00:49:45,116 --> 00:49:47,085 find a hundred special prosecutors to come up 853 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:50,388 with a story you're looking for, but it might be a good idea 854 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:53,058 if you would just examine yourself and why you need 855 00:49:53,091 --> 00:49:55,460 to believe something that would make you pursue 856 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,896 a sordid little fishing expedition like this. 857 00:49:59,064 --> 00:50:01,466 This is--this is-- well, no. I guess you--no. 858 00:50:01,566 --> 00:50:03,934 You have the temerity, you have the audacity, 859 00:50:04,135 --> 00:50:05,603 you have the heartlessness, 860 00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:08,273 without a shadow of a fraction of a moment 861 00:50:08,373 --> 00:50:11,742 of a scintilla of a tiny atom of a doubt 862 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:15,113 to think that I would put our marriage 863 00:50:15,213 --> 00:50:16,914 into that kind of jeopardy? 864 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:20,651 That's just fine, Ellie! Oh, that's just fine! 865 00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:23,754 25 years! I would have thought better of you, Ellie, 866 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:26,557 but that's fine! That's fine! Good! Fine! 867 00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:28,659 25 years! 868 00:50:48,313 --> 00:50:52,583 Her name is Alex. She does play the cello. 869 00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:54,952 You son of a bitch! 870 00:50:55,186 --> 00:50:57,088 Oh, Ellie. 871 00:50:57,188 --> 00:50:58,623 Yeah. It's all right. I knew. 872 00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:01,159 I knew it. I knew this. 873 00:51:01,259 --> 00:51:03,328 This is exactly what you would fall for-- 874 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:05,330 some struggling musician 875 00:51:05,430 --> 00:51:08,499 you could take care of, with a big, resonating box 876 00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:10,000 between her legs. 877 00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:12,337 God damn it, Porter. 878 00:51:12,437 --> 00:51:15,473 We have been together for so many years, I think I forgot 879 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:18,143 how little backbone you actually have. 880 00:51:18,209 --> 00:51:20,645 An honest marriage can survive anything. You just said-- 881 00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:25,350 Oh, this is about you and your big, stupid cock. 882 00:51:25,450 --> 00:51:26,851 See you later. 883 00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:34,425 So, uh, wh-what are you saying? You don't want to work it out? 884 00:51:34,525 --> 00:51:37,262 Look around you, Porter. Look at this life, 885 00:51:37,362 --> 00:51:39,997 and when you realize how much work it took 886 00:51:40,165 --> 00:51:42,400 to make you the completely successful man you are 887 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:45,403 instead of the sneaky, pussy-crazed slob 888 00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:47,638 you were genetically programmed to become, 889 00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,740 then maybe you can understand, 890 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,444 insofar as it is possible for you to understand, 891 00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:56,781 how deeply I hurt. 892 00:51:57,748 --> 00:51:59,317 You're right. 893 00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:07,292 You know, Porter, 894 00:52:07,392 --> 00:52:09,894 I'm afraid this one's a little out of my league. 895 00:52:09,994 --> 00:52:12,230 I'm gonna let you handle this on your own. 896 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:14,199 I mean, other emergencies, you know, like life-threatening 897 00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:17,302 illnesses and things like that, I think I'm the kind of person 898 00:52:17,402 --> 00:52:19,404 you want on your team, but the cellist? 899 00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:25,643 You'll forgive me if I don't join you for dinner tonight. 900 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:48,399 Oh, shoot. 901 00:52:48,499 --> 00:52:50,435 Ha! OK. OK. 902 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:56,807 Ha ha ha! 903 00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:59,610 Ha! 904 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,546 OK. Uhh! 905 00:53:01,646 --> 00:53:04,749 Aah! 906 00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:06,784 Asshole. OK. 907 00:53:31,576 --> 00:53:32,743 Hey. 908 00:53:43,488 --> 00:53:44,622 You look awful. 909 00:53:46,491 --> 00:53:47,825 Thanks. 910 00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:49,794 Have you talked to Ellie on the phone? 911 00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:51,529 I can't. 912 00:53:51,629 --> 00:53:53,564 She's threatened to take out a restraining order. 913 00:53:53,664 --> 00:53:54,865 Yeah. Mona's answering machine says, 914 00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:56,667 "Hi, it's Mona. Leave me a message. 915 00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:59,470 I'll call you unless I've ever been married to you." 916 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,739 Well, she's funny. Yeah, funny. 917 00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:03,140 And smart. 918 00:54:03,308 --> 00:54:06,511 Smart and sexy, don't you think? 919 00:54:06,611 --> 00:54:08,679 Sexy? 920 00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:15,320 Um... 921 00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:17,855 Griffin, I don't think people who are really friends 922 00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:19,824 should keep secrets from each other. 923 00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:21,859 That's absolutely right. 924 00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:26,564 I didn't see it coming. I just didn't. I didn't see it coming. 925 00:54:26,664 --> 00:54:28,333 I just didn't. I didn't. 926 00:54:28,399 --> 00:54:31,902 No. Of course not. How could you? I mean, you know why? 927 00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:34,939 Because it's something you hide and then you deny. 928 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:37,408 Well, I mean, nobody planned it. 929 00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:38,609 Of course not. 930 00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:40,978 It's programmed. It's genetic. 931 00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:42,680 You really believe that? 932 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:46,351 It happened to me. It could have happened to either of us. 933 00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:51,522 I guess that depends on how you feel about Ellie. 934 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:53,391 She's--I mean, uh... 935 00:54:53,491 --> 00:54:54,925 How I feel about Ellie? 936 00:54:55,025 --> 00:54:57,462 Like you and whoever the redhead was, 937 00:54:57,562 --> 00:54:59,730 that--I'm sure that you were just looking for... 938 00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:02,099 something that was out of the ordinary, 939 00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:03,868 something that-- Different. 940 00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:07,271 Different, yeah. Ellie is a woman, Mona's a woman, 941 00:55:07,372 --> 00:55:10,408 and they're very complicated. They're very... complicated. 942 00:55:10,508 --> 00:55:11,809 We think we know all-- 943 00:55:11,909 --> 00:55:14,044 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. For God's sake, 944 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:15,746 what you're saying is so interesting. 945 00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:18,215 You're saying that-- Yeah. 946 00:55:18,449 --> 00:55:20,084 No, not--but-- 947 00:55:20,184 --> 00:55:22,420 I'm not saying that necessarily is the case, because-- 948 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:23,688 But that they could? 949 00:55:23,788 --> 00:55:25,556 Does that shock you? 950 00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:28,225 No, no, no. Frankly, it gets me a little hot. 951 00:55:28,426 --> 00:55:30,861 Ha ha ha! Gets you hot. 952 00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:31,896 Yeah. 953 00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:32,997 Really? 954 00:55:33,097 --> 00:55:35,232 Have you ever seen them kiss? 955 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,234 Yeah, well, they kiss all the time. 956 00:55:37,402 --> 00:55:39,103 Really? With tongues? 957 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:44,675 Griffin, what are we talking about? 958 00:55:44,775 --> 00:55:49,079 Huh? What? I don't know. 959 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:52,750 I thought I was just gonna tell you that I'm... 960 00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:55,653 What? 961 00:55:55,753 --> 00:56:00,825 I was gonna tell you that I'm--I'm... going to Sun Valley. 962 00:56:00,925 --> 00:56:02,927 Oh, to the cabin, huh? Yep. 963 00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:04,862 Well, that's smart. Get away from everything 964 00:56:04,962 --> 00:56:06,631 and just get a clear perspective. 965 00:56:06,731 --> 00:56:07,898 You want to go with? 966 00:56:07,998 --> 00:56:09,434 Why would I do that? 967 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:11,168 To get away, get a clear perspective. 968 00:56:11,436 --> 00:56:12,437 Oh. Smart. Yeah. 969 00:56:12,503 --> 00:56:14,038 What would we do there? 970 00:56:14,138 --> 00:56:16,674 What difference does it make? You're sleeping in the office. 971 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:18,543 She's talking about a restraining order. 972 00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:21,679 Listen, as people get older, they become more who they are, 973 00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:24,449 and accepting that can be very freeing. 974 00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:26,451 Sun Valley, it's so inspirational. 975 00:56:26,484 --> 00:56:29,053 There's this bracing air and these cold spring torrents 976 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:31,622 and then there's these little kind of all weird little 977 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:35,793 animal species, and that's just inside. What do you say? 978 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:53,377 Well, it worked for Ernest Hemingway, didn't it? 979 00:56:53,478 --> 00:56:55,680 Maybe Sun Valley could be the perfect solution. 980 00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:59,049 Hemingway, our greatest writer, he returned to Idaho 981 00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:01,519 to the sky and the snow and the stars, 982 00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:02,987 and he communed with nature. 983 00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:06,323 He fished, he hunted, he wrote, he... 984 00:57:06,557 --> 00:57:09,594 he shot himself. 985 00:57:09,694 --> 00:57:10,661 Oh, well. 986 00:57:17,568 --> 00:57:18,669 Huh, yeah. 987 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,004 Nice. What do you think? 988 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:22,707 Nice wood. Nice wood. Who built it? 989 00:57:22,807 --> 00:57:25,342 Actually, beavers built it. There used to be a river 990 00:57:25,510 --> 00:57:26,911 that flowed right through here. 991 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:28,746 Really? And the telephone? Where's the telephone? 992 00:57:28,846 --> 00:57:32,416 There is no phone. I told you it was just you, me, and wolves. 993 00:57:32,517 --> 00:57:34,418 This place cleans up so nicely. 994 00:57:34,519 --> 00:57:35,853 What are the sleeping arrangements? 995 00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:38,723 That's it. Just one mattress. 996 00:57:38,823 --> 00:57:40,257 You don't snore, do you? 997 00:57:40,525 --> 00:57:42,727 No. Only in the day time. 998 00:57:42,827 --> 00:57:45,029 At night I just, you know, tend to weep. 999 00:57:45,129 --> 00:57:46,697 Why don't I take the couch? 1000 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:48,699 Because then, it'll be like we're married. 1001 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:50,801 Yeah, I think we'll be very happy together. 1002 00:57:50,901 --> 00:57:53,370 Well, you know, or not. 1003 00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:55,540 Yeah. Or not. 1004 00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:39,684 This is... freezing. 1005 00:58:40,985 --> 00:58:42,052 Oh! 1006 00:59:13,951 --> 00:59:15,686 I'm OK. 1007 00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:36,506 Ahem. 1008 00:59:36,707 --> 00:59:38,175 Do you have worms? 1009 00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:39,376 Fly fishing? 1010 00:59:39,644 --> 00:59:40,678 Yeah. 1011 00:59:40,778 --> 00:59:42,379 You never fly fish with anything alive. 1012 00:59:42,647 --> 00:59:43,881 Dead worms. 1013 00:59:43,981 --> 00:59:45,916 What are you gonna be doing for Halloween? 1014 00:59:46,016 --> 00:59:48,686 Where are you fishing? The river. 1015 00:59:48,786 --> 00:59:51,155 Did you ever consider getting a spinning outfit? 1016 00:59:51,255 --> 00:59:53,157 Maybe for Halloween, huh? 1017 00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:54,925 Uh, how deep is this river? 1018 00:59:55,025 --> 00:59:57,762 Not very deep. Do you want beetles, ants, or wet nymph? 1019 00:59:57,862 --> 00:59:59,496 Uh... Wet nymph? 1020 00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:01,732 A bug in its nymph phase. Floats to surface, 1021 01:00:01,832 --> 01:00:03,768 hatches, dries its wings, flies into a bush, 1022 01:00:03,868 --> 01:00:05,770 crashes into the water, lays eggs and dies. 1023 01:00:05,870 --> 01:00:07,004 Oh, my God. 1024 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:09,006 Where's the male? Miles away. 1025 01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:11,776 Well, isn't that a familiar story? Ha ha. 1026 01:00:11,876 --> 01:00:13,878 Heh heh. 1027 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:20,184 Oh. No, your pumpkin. 1028 01:00:23,487 --> 01:00:26,423 This is Ellie Stoddard. I'm not in, or I'm asleep. 1029 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:28,125 Leave a message. 1030 01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:33,864 Ellie, it's me. Pick up, will you? 1031 01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:37,401 Ellie, will you please pick up? I need to talk to you. 1032 01:00:37,501 --> 01:00:40,370 Alice, don't even think about it. All right? 1033 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:43,674 I need to talk to you. Please? 1034 01:00:43,774 --> 01:00:46,643 Sorry-- 1035 01:00:46,744 --> 01:00:48,813 Goes like this first. 1036 01:00:48,913 --> 01:00:51,381 Hold still. Got it. 1037 01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:56,687 Hello! 1038 01:00:56,787 --> 01:00:59,056 Hello! Up here! 1039 01:01:00,925 --> 01:01:04,128 Hi. Remember me from the plane to Mississippi? 1040 01:01:04,228 --> 01:01:06,096 Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. 1041 01:01:06,196 --> 01:01:08,098 My name's Eugenie. 1042 01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:09,834 Eugenie Claybourne. 1043 01:01:09,934 --> 01:01:11,902 Porter. Porter Stoddard. 1044 01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:13,771 Yes, I know. Porter Stoddard. 1045 01:01:13,871 --> 01:01:15,773 This is my friend-- Griffin. 1046 01:01:15,873 --> 01:01:18,175 Griffin, uh... 1047 01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:20,778 Why don't you come see me? I'm at the lodge. 1048 01:01:20,878 --> 01:01:23,313 Oh, uh, I don't get into town much. 1049 01:01:23,413 --> 01:01:25,349 I really need to see you. 1050 01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:27,785 I have something very important to tell you. 1051 01:01:27,885 --> 01:01:30,020 What about? What do you-- 1052 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,089 Watch it. Watch it. Watch it. 1053 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:33,457 You all right? 1054 01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:36,927 Help. 1055 01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,963 Oh, I bruised myself on the rock. 1056 01:02:01,852 --> 01:02:02,820 Hi. 1057 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:03,988 Hi. How are you? 1058 01:02:04,088 --> 01:02:05,255 Oh, sit down. Sit down. 1059 01:02:05,355 --> 01:02:06,690 You remember Griffin? 1060 01:02:06,791 --> 01:02:08,692 Griffin. Oh, I love the name Griffin. 1061 01:02:08,793 --> 01:02:10,327 I had a lovely friend named Griffin. 1062 01:02:10,427 --> 01:02:11,796 Lovelier than me? 1063 01:02:11,862 --> 01:02:13,898 He died terribly young. 1064 01:02:13,998 --> 01:02:15,199 Oh. 1065 01:02:15,299 --> 01:02:17,667 In Borneo. We were to be married. 1066 01:02:17,868 --> 01:02:20,037 Sorry. That is too bad. 1067 01:02:20,137 --> 01:02:24,809 A tribe found him floating in his canoe, half-delirious, 1068 01:02:24,842 --> 01:02:26,911 and they took him back to their wagas. 1069 01:02:27,011 --> 01:02:28,212 Wagas? 1070 01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:30,314 That's what they call their huts. 1071 01:02:30,414 --> 01:02:32,016 Right. 1072 01:02:32,116 --> 01:02:35,285 And they tended to him and nursed his wounds and all... 1073 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:43,961 When he was better, they cooked him and ate him. 1074 01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:50,367 Do you mean they actually-- 1075 01:02:50,467 --> 01:02:53,237 Do you mind if we don't talk about this? It's upsetting. 1076 01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:57,975 Where are you going? 1077 01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:00,577 Where are you going? 1078 01:03:00,845 --> 01:03:02,179 I'm going to my waga. 1079 01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:04,181 You can handle this on your own. 1080 01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:18,695 It's amazing how much this place has changed. 1081 01:03:18,863 --> 01:03:21,365 When my parents built their house, it was just ranchers 1082 01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:22,766 and a few ski bums. 1083 01:03:22,867 --> 01:03:24,401 Your parents have a house here? 1084 01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:28,405 My father still loves to ski. He won a gold medal in biathlon. 1085 01:03:28,505 --> 01:03:29,706 The biathlon? 1086 01:03:29,907 --> 01:03:31,876 Skiing and shooting. 1087 01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:35,145 Wow. Shooting and skiing. When was that? What Olympics? 1088 01:03:35,245 --> 01:03:36,981 I'm not telling you. 1089 01:03:37,081 --> 01:03:38,482 Uh-huh. 1090 01:03:41,251 --> 01:03:45,055 1952. Oslo. Ha ha ha. Ahh... 1091 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:52,529 He, uh, he came up here to be with Ernest. He was devoted. 1092 01:03:52,629 --> 01:03:54,364 Ernest Hemingway? Yes. 1093 01:03:56,066 --> 01:03:59,369 Are they here right now? I'd love to meet 'em. 1094 01:03:59,469 --> 01:04:01,505 My parents? Yeah. 1095 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:20,157 Your parents are, uh, very traditional. 1096 01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:22,259 They're gonna like you very much. 1097 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:23,593 Oh! 1098 01:04:27,932 --> 01:04:29,266 Buttons! Ha ha. 1099 01:04:29,934 --> 01:04:31,168 Daddy. 1100 01:04:35,305 --> 01:04:38,842 What the Sam Hill is that noise? Mother? 1101 01:04:38,943 --> 01:04:41,011 Daddy, this is Porter Stoddard. 1102 01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:43,547 You look a little soft. Are you out of shape? 1103 01:04:43,647 --> 01:04:46,984 No. I do my 100 sit-ups every day. 1104 01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:49,353 Unh. Uh, hello. 1105 01:04:49,453 --> 01:04:50,787 Who's the stud? 1106 01:04:50,955 --> 01:04:53,057 Mother, this is Porter Stoddard. 1107 01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:56,126 So, what brings you up the mountain? 1108 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:59,096 A vacation. Vacation. 1109 01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:07,972 Heh. Kilimanjaro is a snow-covered mountain 1110 01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:11,241 19,710 feet high, 1111 01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:14,244 said to be the highest mountain in Africa. 1112 01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:18,815 The Western Summit is called by the Massai 1113 01:05:18,983 --> 01:05:23,153 Negaji Negai-- a House of God. 1114 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:27,791 Close to the summit lies the dried and frozen carcass 1115 01:05:27,992 --> 01:05:30,894 of a leopard. 1116 01:05:30,995 --> 01:05:34,064 No one has ever explained what the leopard was seeking 1117 01:05:34,164 --> 01:05:38,035 at that altitude. Hemingway. 1118 01:05:38,135 --> 01:05:42,006 I understand that you were an intimate of Hemingway's. 1119 01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:45,109 Intimate? Is that some kind of homo thing? 1120 01:05:45,209 --> 01:05:47,477 Take your finger out of your bunghole, paragreem. 1121 01:05:47,577 --> 01:05:49,046 Where's my drink? 1122 01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:50,547 Where's the swizzle stick? 1123 01:05:50,647 --> 01:05:53,117 Just stir it with that big swinging dick of yours. 1124 01:05:53,217 --> 01:05:55,019 Aren't they wonderful? 1125 01:05:55,052 --> 01:06:00,057 Uh, Eugenie tells me that you won gold in the biathlon. 1126 01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:04,028 It was 1952. Norway. It snowed heavily-- 1127 01:06:04,128 --> 01:06:07,597 just give him his fucking drink, you old muff-diver. 1128 01:06:07,697 --> 01:06:08,865 Mother, please. 1129 01:06:09,033 --> 01:06:10,200 Henry, you cocksucker, 1130 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,236 could we have some ice over here, please? 1131 01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:13,637 Don't pay any attention to her. 1132 01:06:13,737 --> 01:06:15,705 Nah. Thank you. 1133 01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:18,042 Mother, I think you really have a problem. 1134 01:06:18,108 --> 01:06:20,244 You are damned right I have a problem. 1135 01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:22,079 He won't do it to me anymore. 1136 01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:24,881 Yes, his limp carrot is the root of all my problems. 1137 01:06:25,049 --> 01:06:27,117 All my doctors tell me so. 1138 01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:28,718 Cheers. 1139 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:31,721 Every motherfucking one of them. 1140 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:39,529 Fucking... going back upstairs. 1141 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:45,735 Heh. 1142 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,737 With 6-foot drifts, there's no getting down 1143 01:06:47,837 --> 01:06:50,407 the mountain tonight. So, good night, Stoddard. 1144 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,476 You'll be sleeping in Button's room, 1145 01:06:52,576 --> 01:06:54,511 and Button's sleeping in my den. 1146 01:07:02,886 --> 01:07:04,421 Good night, sweetheart. 1147 01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:06,090 Good night, Daddy. 1148 01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:15,699 That tickles. Ha ha ha! 1149 01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:33,217 Hi. 1150 01:07:33,317 --> 01:07:34,651 Hi. 1151 01:07:35,619 --> 01:07:37,187 Oh, no. What? 1152 01:07:37,287 --> 01:07:39,223 They can't be down here. They'll be angry. 1153 01:07:39,323 --> 01:07:40,324 Who? 1154 01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:42,659 Huh? 1155 01:07:44,161 --> 01:07:47,697 Thomas has Stuffy. Boogly Boo has Fluffy. 1156 01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:49,966 The other Ted has Pillow and Floppy, 1157 01:07:50,167 --> 01:07:52,169 and Rocket has Stiffy. 1158 01:07:52,269 --> 01:07:54,171 Stiffy? Yeah. 1159 01:07:55,805 --> 01:07:58,975 Do you think this is a good idea? I think your father-- 1160 01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:00,977 You're Floppy. No, I just-- 1161 01:08:01,145 --> 01:08:05,249 You be Floppy. I'll be Fluffy. 1162 01:08:05,349 --> 01:08:07,551 Uh... oh, OK. 1163 01:08:07,651 --> 01:08:09,519 I'm Floppy? 1164 01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:11,755 Mmm. 1165 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:14,658 Mmm. 1166 01:08:17,361 --> 01:08:20,730 Ohh! Ah! 1167 01:08:20,830 --> 01:08:23,700 Ahh! Ahh! Mmm. Mmm. 1168 01:08:29,206 --> 01:08:32,709 Uh, hi, Mr Claybourne. We're just playing. 1169 01:08:32,809 --> 01:08:35,579 I'm, uh, I'm Floppy. You know this game? 1170 01:08:35,679 --> 01:08:39,383 Yes. I know Floppy well... 1171 01:08:40,684 --> 01:08:42,686 and all his friends. 1172 01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:50,527 Stoddard, I'm not a prude, but... let me put it this way: 1173 01:08:51,895 --> 01:08:55,199 Button is a princess, you see. 1174 01:08:55,265 --> 01:09:00,036 And that makes you the prince. The prince must fight a dragon 1175 01:09:00,204 --> 01:09:01,905 to get to his princess. 1176 01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:07,377 I am that dragon. 1177 01:09:10,647 --> 01:09:14,384 And you, Button... 1178 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:17,287 are my Boogly Boo. 1179 01:09:17,387 --> 01:09:19,289 Oh, Daddy. 1180 01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:25,429 Stoddard... 1181 01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:37,407 Night, Daddy. 1182 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:45,582 Ah, OK. 1183 01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:47,617 I'm so sleepy. 1184 01:09:47,717 --> 01:09:49,286 You don't want to play? 1185 01:09:49,386 --> 01:09:51,288 Well, I'm a little sleepy. 1186 01:09:51,388 --> 01:09:53,290 Hmm. Well, let's just cuddle. 1187 01:09:53,390 --> 01:09:54,658 OK. OK. 1188 01:10:35,599 --> 01:10:38,134 Just because you made one bad choice in a woman 1189 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:40,136 doesn't mean we sit around all night. 1190 01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:42,639 I mean, there's plenty of fish in the sea. 1191 01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:44,240 I wonder what fish say. 1192 01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:47,411 Hey, there's plenty of chicks on the beach. Ha ha. 1193 01:10:47,511 --> 01:10:49,413 Hey, look who's here. 1194 01:10:49,513 --> 01:10:51,881 Whoosh! 1195 01:10:51,981 --> 01:10:55,885 * Happy birthday to you 1196 01:10:55,985 --> 01:10:59,423 * Happy birthday to you 1197 01:10:59,523 --> 01:11:05,194 * Happy birthday, Mr President * 1198 01:11:05,395 --> 01:11:07,831 * Happy birthday to you * 1199 01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:09,232 Remember? 1200 01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:10,667 From the hardware store. 1201 01:11:10,767 --> 01:11:12,936 You asked me what I was doing on Halloween. 1202 01:11:13,036 --> 01:11:15,772 This is what I'm doing. I'm gonna party with you guys. 1203 01:11:15,872 --> 01:11:17,807 That's fantastic. We can't do that. 1204 01:11:17,907 --> 01:11:19,576 Why not? Yeah. Why not? 1205 01:11:19,676 --> 01:11:22,245 Because we're on a sort of a retreat. 1206 01:11:22,346 --> 01:11:24,348 Wow, who's reading Solzhenitsyn? 1207 01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:27,451 That's fantastic. Aren't they great, the Russians? 1208 01:11:27,551 --> 01:11:30,420 Dostoyevsky, Gogol, Turgenev. 1209 01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:33,723 All that gloom and loneliness and desperation. 1210 01:11:33,823 --> 01:11:36,860 Are you guys gay? Hey, I don't mind. 1211 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,929 You know, couple of guys out here in the middle of nowhere 1212 01:11:40,029 --> 01:11:42,732 reading books about men all jammed in prison together. 1213 01:11:42,832 --> 01:11:46,603 Huddled together for warmth and companionship. 1214 01:11:46,703 --> 01:11:48,905 Well, you know, there's no reason we couldn't go 1215 01:11:49,005 --> 01:11:52,709 to the party for just, like, an hour, huh? 1216 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:53,943 What are you talking about? 1217 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:55,379 Where are you going? 1218 01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:57,080 To get your costumes. 1219 01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:58,982 What do you think of Pushkin, huh? 1220 01:12:01,017 --> 01:12:03,487 Hey, you're going as Pushkin. 1221 01:12:03,587 --> 01:12:05,989 * A kiss on the hand 1222 01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:08,625 * May be quite continental 1223 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:13,930 * But diamonds are a girl's best friend * 1224 01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:17,233 * A kiss may be grand 1225 01:12:17,401 --> 01:12:21,137 * But it won't pay the rental on your humble flat * 1226 01:12:21,405 --> 01:12:22,906 This is stupid, Tom! 1227 01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:26,309 Why would your father come to a godforsaken place like this? 1228 01:12:26,410 --> 01:12:29,613 Maybe he wanted to get away from irritating women. 1229 01:12:29,713 --> 01:12:31,047 Maybe that's it. 1230 01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:32,782 Where are you going? 1231 01:12:32,882 --> 01:12:35,251 I'm gonna see if anybody here could help us, OK? 1232 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:42,426 Champagne and a cherry. 1233 01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:44,428 Will you get me another margarita? 1234 01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:45,995 Thank you. 1235 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:47,931 Hey, I need another margarita. I'm sweating. 1236 01:12:48,031 --> 01:12:49,633 You're what? I'm sweating. 1237 01:12:49,733 --> 01:12:52,335 You should be sweating. It's hot, and you're a polar bear. 1238 01:12:52,436 --> 01:12:55,439 And we're in the continental United States. Ha ha. 1239 01:12:55,472 --> 01:12:58,442 Listen, I want to go talk to that spider by the door. 1240 01:12:58,508 --> 01:12:59,543 Which spider? 1241 01:12:59,643 --> 01:13:01,277 The one with the 6 legs. 1242 01:13:01,445 --> 01:13:03,680 Would you just keep Marilyn occupied for a couple minutes? 1243 01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:05,348 No. 1244 01:13:05,449 --> 01:13:07,551 For the king? For the king, you'd do it-- 1245 01:13:07,651 --> 01:13:09,118 I need a margarita. I'm sweating. 1246 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:11,655 I think the straw went down my leg. 1247 01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:13,957 He's the only one who had sympathy from him 1248 01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:16,225 because he was so deaf from the bells. 1249 01:13:16,460 --> 01:13:17,627 What? 1250 01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:19,663 He was deaf from the bells, you know. 1251 01:13:19,763 --> 01:13:21,965 And Esmeralda is the only one who felt bad 1252 01:13:22,065 --> 01:13:24,300 and had pity towards him because he was deaf. 1253 01:13:24,468 --> 01:13:26,135 What? He was deaf! 1254 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,905 Hi. You know, I gotta tell you, I'm a leg man, 1255 01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:31,641 and these 2 have been driving me crazy. 1256 01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:33,643 The whole outfit. It's fantastic. 1257 01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:34,911 Yeah. Yeah. Yours, too. 1258 01:13:35,011 --> 01:13:36,946 Thank you. Mm-hmm. 1259 01:13:37,046 --> 01:13:40,049 Are you Elvis or Evel Knievel? 1260 01:13:40,149 --> 01:13:42,552 Ha ha ha. Heh heh heh. 1261 01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:49,993 I'm gonna have to get out of here in a little bit, OK? 1262 01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:52,028 I'm sorry. I'm not in a very... 1263 01:13:52,128 --> 01:13:53,563 * Sometimes your love 1264 01:13:55,131 --> 01:13:58,067 * Is just like cream 1265 01:13:58,167 --> 01:14:00,870 * So sweet and wild 1266 01:14:00,970 --> 01:14:04,574 * So sweet and wild 1267 01:14:04,674 --> 01:14:07,677 * Sometimes your love 1268 01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:10,046 * It's just like a menthol 1269 01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:12,516 * So cool and nice 1270 01:14:12,582 --> 01:14:14,350 I still don't-- It's Elvis. 1271 01:14:14,551 --> 01:14:15,752 Oh. Heh. Elvis. 1272 01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:38,808 You know what? You're wrong. You're wrong. That's all. 1273 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:40,910 You're generalizing. All men are not the same. 1274 01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:44,548 All I'm saying is that in my experience-- 1275 01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:47,016 What experience! You're 19 years old, for godsakes. 1276 01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:48,718 You don't have any experience! 1277 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:51,054 All I'm saying is that it's a scientific fact 1278 01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:52,822 that the connection between the blood supply 1279 01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:54,658 to the brain and the blood supply 1280 01:14:54,758 --> 01:14:56,660 to the penis are basically the same. 1281 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:59,162 Hey, you know what? Just don't talk anymore, all right? 1282 01:15:13,142 --> 01:15:14,110 Grrr! 1283 01:15:17,781 --> 01:15:21,785 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1284 01:15:21,885 --> 01:15:23,787 What the hell is that? 1285 01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:29,292 Aah! Aah! Ha ha! 1286 01:15:29,593 --> 01:15:31,628 Aah! Ha ha ha. 1287 01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:43,940 There's gotta be a hole in here somewhere. 1288 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,008 Shh. 1289 01:15:46,610 --> 01:15:48,044 Uh-oh. 1290 01:15:48,144 --> 01:15:49,946 There's people here. 1291 01:15:52,749 --> 01:15:58,221 Tom! What a surprise. 1292 01:15:58,321 --> 01:16:00,724 Dad? 1293 01:16:00,824 --> 01:16:05,461 Yeah. Tom... and Holly... 1294 01:16:05,629 --> 01:16:07,130 I can't get this thing off. 1295 01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:10,166 This is, uh, Auburn. This is my friend Auburn. 1296 01:16:10,266 --> 01:16:12,869 This is Holly, and this is Tom. 1297 01:16:12,969 --> 01:16:15,204 That's my son, Tom. Oh. 1298 01:16:15,304 --> 01:16:16,439 Let's go. 1299 01:16:16,673 --> 01:16:18,942 Tommy. Tom. 1300 01:16:24,848 --> 01:16:29,452 Where you going, Tom? 1301 01:16:29,719 --> 01:16:30,987 Tommy? 1302 01:16:49,839 --> 01:16:54,043 OK, OK. If there's one thing I know now, 1303 01:16:54,143 --> 01:16:56,045 it's that nothing matters anymore 1304 01:16:56,145 --> 01:16:58,782 except going back and fixing this mess, 1305 01:16:58,882 --> 01:17:02,686 making Ellie listen to me whether she wants to or not. 1306 01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:04,688 Letting her see how much I care, 1307 01:17:04,721 --> 01:17:06,222 just taking her in my arms 1308 01:17:06,322 --> 01:17:09,392 and saying, "Ellie, I am your husband. 1309 01:17:09,492 --> 01:17:14,297 I am not a polar bear. I am not a polar bear." 1310 01:17:26,710 --> 01:17:27,977 Stay here. 1311 01:17:30,914 --> 01:17:32,816 I wish he wouldn't get so upset. 1312 01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:34,818 Well, he is upset. That man left you 1313 01:17:34,918 --> 01:17:37,120 in the middle of the night without a word. 1314 01:17:37,220 --> 01:17:38,955 Left you like a used Kleenex. 1315 01:17:39,055 --> 01:17:40,990 Oh, mother, but if it doesn't bother me. 1316 01:17:41,090 --> 01:17:42,859 Left you like a $2.00 hooker. 1317 01:17:53,336 --> 01:17:54,838 Oh, dear. 1318 01:17:54,938 --> 01:17:56,339 Ha. 1319 01:17:56,439 --> 01:18:00,176 Well, did you kill it, O great white asshole hunter? 1320 01:18:15,759 --> 01:18:18,194 If there's one positive thing that's come from this trip, 1321 01:18:18,294 --> 01:18:21,765 it's that I've really grown to love that cabin. 1322 01:19:04,173 --> 01:19:07,010 Oh, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex. How are you? 1323 01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:08,845 Oh, God. I'm meeting Didi?. 1324 01:19:08,945 --> 01:19:11,915 Didi?, huh? Listen, listen. Things are very clear now. 1325 01:19:12,015 --> 01:19:14,317 Things are very clear. I'm completely committed 1326 01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:17,921 to my wife and my marriage and I always will be, but I just-- 1327 01:19:18,021 --> 01:19:19,823 I don't want you to think that 1328 01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:22,491 I'm the kind of person who's not going to step up 1329 01:19:22,591 --> 01:19:24,260 and take full responsibility. 1330 01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:26,229 You know what I mean by responsibility? 1331 01:19:26,329 --> 01:19:27,663 Full responsibility? 1332 01:19:27,831 --> 01:19:30,066 Huh? Uh, yeah, for the baby, I mean. 1333 01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:33,636 A baby? A baby? You're having a baby? 1334 01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:34,838 Oh, my God. 1335 01:19:37,306 --> 01:19:39,242 Of course, you'll be taking responsibility 1336 01:19:39,342 --> 01:19:41,845 at your age. What about your wife? 1337 01:19:41,911 --> 01:19:44,347 She must be thrilled having a baby. 1338 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:46,082 Taxi! 1339 01:19:46,182 --> 01:19:48,952 Don't you have, like, 2 grown children already? 1340 01:19:49,052 --> 01:19:53,356 Listen, there's nothing to be frightened of, Porter. 1341 01:19:53,456 --> 01:19:55,358 There's nothing to be frightened of. 1342 01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:57,560 Yeah, uh... 1343 01:19:57,861 --> 01:19:59,695 Um, Alex. 1344 01:19:59,863 --> 01:20:01,965 It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. 1345 01:20:02,065 --> 01:20:04,834 Didi? and I do, too, and it's not easy, because I'm-- 1346 01:20:04,934 --> 01:20:07,470 I'm so unpredictable and Didi?'s such a loner. 1347 01:20:07,570 --> 01:20:10,273 But when he found out that he's gonna be a daddy, 1348 01:20:10,373 --> 01:20:12,141 that's like--it changed everything between us, 1349 01:20:12,241 --> 01:20:13,776 you know? Oh. 1350 01:20:13,877 --> 01:20:15,711 But listen, you know when we first met? 1351 01:20:15,912 --> 01:20:17,680 Yeah. I had no idea. 1352 01:20:17,914 --> 01:20:19,415 No idea? What? 1353 01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:21,717 That I was pregnant. I had no idea. 1354 01:20:21,918 --> 01:20:23,119 Yeah. Wish me luck, OK? 1355 01:20:23,219 --> 01:20:24,153 Good luck, good luck. 1356 01:20:24,253 --> 01:20:25,388 Good luck, Porter. 1357 01:20:25,488 --> 01:20:26,455 Good luck. 1358 01:20:33,096 --> 01:20:35,131 Can I talk to Tom, please? 1359 01:20:35,231 --> 01:20:38,501 Stoddard no aqui. Ha ha! No aqui. 1360 01:20:38,601 --> 01:20:40,503 ?Donde? If you know what I mean. 1361 01:20:40,603 --> 01:20:42,138 Institute Design. 1362 01:20:42,238 --> 01:20:43,272 Institution of what? 1363 01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:45,174 Institute Design. 1364 01:20:45,274 --> 01:20:48,511 OK. All right, uh, gracias. 1365 01:20:48,611 --> 01:20:50,179 Hasta luego. 1366 01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:58,721 Tom, wait. 1367 01:20:58,955 --> 01:21:00,223 Shit. 1368 01:21:01,590 --> 01:21:02,525 Tom! 1369 01:21:13,736 --> 01:21:16,172 Now, if you'll pardon, it's table number 11. 1370 01:21:16,272 --> 01:21:18,942 Your award will be the penultimate. 1371 01:21:19,008 --> 01:21:22,345 The penultimate? Oh, my God. 1372 01:21:22,445 --> 01:21:24,847 Oh, dear. OK, all right. Prepare to bow. 1373 01:21:26,282 --> 01:21:27,984 Hello. 1374 01:21:32,956 --> 01:21:35,658 Porter... have you ever stopped to think about 1375 01:21:35,758 --> 01:21:38,161 how little we know about each other? 1376 01:21:40,096 --> 01:21:41,164 Good, good-- 1377 01:21:42,131 --> 01:21:43,099 Sorry. 1378 01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,568 Thank you so much. 1379 01:21:45,668 --> 01:21:50,773 I would like to say a few words about dinnerware and cutlery... 1380 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:52,741 Mom. 1381 01:21:53,009 --> 01:21:54,043 Mom? 1382 01:21:54,143 --> 01:21:55,311 What? 1383 01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:57,346 Wouldn't it be nice if dad were here? 1384 01:21:57,446 --> 01:21:59,448 I don't want to talk about that now. 1385 01:21:59,548 --> 01:22:01,450 I know, but listen-- 1386 01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:03,219 Aah! 1387 01:22:03,319 --> 01:22:04,988 Oh, my God. 1388 01:22:05,054 --> 01:22:07,090 Oh, you stained it. 1389 01:22:07,190 --> 01:22:09,158 I'll take care of it. I'll handle it. 1390 01:22:09,258 --> 01:22:10,193 I'm sorry. 1391 01:22:10,293 --> 01:22:12,661 Oh, Alice. 1392 01:22:12,761 --> 01:22:14,998 She spilled some wine on her, um... 1393 01:22:15,064 --> 01:22:17,266 Listen, I've got to tell you about the redhead. 1394 01:22:17,366 --> 01:22:18,801 No, you don't. Yes, I do. 1395 01:22:19,002 --> 01:22:20,603 Yes, I do. Why? 1396 01:22:20,703 --> 01:22:23,006 Because we're best friends. That's what best friends do. 1397 01:22:23,072 --> 01:22:24,407 They share certain important details. 1398 01:22:24,507 --> 01:22:26,242 Not now, OK? 1399 01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:27,843 That looks awful. 1400 01:22:28,011 --> 01:22:29,545 You know what I'm gonna do? 1401 01:22:29,645 --> 01:22:31,914 I'm just gonna lead a nice, simple, quiet, contemplative, 1402 01:22:32,015 --> 01:22:34,383 celibate life. I'm just gonna plunge into work. Excuse me. 1403 01:22:34,483 --> 01:22:37,020 You're very lucky that you get to plunge into work. 1404 01:22:37,086 --> 01:22:39,455 And I have always been so jealous of you, Ellie. 1405 01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:42,091 Oh, really? Well, yeah, you're-- 1406 01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:44,360 Well, let me tell you something. Here's the truth. 1407 01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:45,861 I've always been jealous of you. 1408 01:22:46,062 --> 01:22:49,298 What? Yes, yes. 1409 01:22:49,398 --> 01:22:51,300 That cracks me up. Why? 1410 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,737 Because I think Porter always had a kind of thing for you. 1411 01:22:55,038 --> 01:22:57,240 You did? Really? 1412 01:23:00,376 --> 01:23:01,377 Ellie-- 1413 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:03,046 Hi. Hi, hello. 1414 01:23:03,112 --> 01:23:04,413 Oh, that's so sad. 1415 01:23:04,513 --> 01:23:06,215 That beautiful suit. You need white wine. 1416 01:23:06,315 --> 01:23:07,450 White wine? 1417 01:23:07,550 --> 01:23:08,884 Pulls the red right out. 1418 01:23:09,052 --> 01:23:10,453 Oh. What were you saying? Just-- 1419 01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:12,488 What do you mean? What I was saying? 1420 01:23:12,588 --> 01:23:14,090 About him having, like, a thing-- 1421 01:23:14,190 --> 01:23:15,591 That's a pretty lipstick. 1422 01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:17,926 It's called Evening Rose. You want to try it? 1423 01:23:18,127 --> 01:23:19,662 Oh, no. Thanks very much. 1424 01:23:19,762 --> 01:23:22,231 It's for luck. I wear it whenever I play. 1425 01:23:22,331 --> 01:23:23,566 What do you play? 1426 01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:26,102 Oh, Ravel, Stravinsky, Bach, Haydn-- 1427 01:23:26,202 --> 01:23:27,336 No, I meant what instrument? 1428 01:23:27,436 --> 01:23:29,172 Ellie. Huh? 1429 01:23:29,272 --> 01:23:31,574 This is a beautiful building. 1430 01:23:31,674 --> 01:23:33,576 I just love architecture, don't you? 1431 01:23:33,676 --> 01:23:35,444 My fianc? is an architect. 1432 01:23:35,544 --> 01:23:36,912 Architect? 1433 01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,514 We're going to elope tonight. 1434 01:23:38,614 --> 01:23:41,184 Oh, that's so romantic. God. 1435 01:23:41,284 --> 01:23:43,086 You should use hair spray on that. 1436 01:23:43,119 --> 01:23:44,687 Hair spray? I promise. 1437 01:23:44,787 --> 01:23:47,590 I de-stained an entire sofa once with hair spray. 1438 01:23:47,690 --> 01:23:49,925 Let's try it. Thank you very much. 1439 01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:52,428 You know, I have a friend who is an architect. 1440 01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:53,629 Maybe your fianc? knows him. 1441 01:23:53,729 --> 01:23:55,298 What's his name? 1442 01:23:55,398 --> 01:23:57,600 Hey, excuse me. This thing isn't over, is it? 1443 01:23:57,700 --> 01:23:59,635 No, no, but I think you've missed dinner. 1444 01:23:59,735 --> 01:24:01,437 That's OK. I ate on the plane. 1445 01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:02,905 How'd you get that yellow stain? 1446 01:24:03,139 --> 01:24:04,607 Yellow. 1447 01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:07,176 Actually, I wasn't even invited. I'm sneaking in. 1448 01:24:07,276 --> 01:24:08,477 Why? 1449 01:24:08,577 --> 01:24:10,446 Oh, boy, it's a long story. Um-- 1450 01:24:10,546 --> 01:24:11,647 Mom. 1451 01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:13,549 Oh, all right. OK, all right. 1452 01:24:13,649 --> 01:24:14,717 We're coming. We're coming. 1453 01:24:14,817 --> 01:24:16,119 Bye-bye. 1454 01:24:18,754 --> 01:24:20,223 I've got to tell you something. 1455 01:24:20,323 --> 01:24:21,224 Go ahead. 1456 01:24:21,324 --> 01:24:22,691 OK, this is difficult. 1457 01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:24,727 Just say it. Just say it. 1458 01:24:30,266 --> 01:24:32,735 "Oh, tan-faced prairie boy... 1459 01:24:34,637 --> 01:24:37,406 "before you came to camp 1460 01:24:37,506 --> 01:24:39,775 "came many a welcome gift. 1461 01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:43,146 You came taciturn with nothing to give." 1462 01:24:47,150 --> 01:24:48,417 What are you talking about? 1463 01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:51,254 "We but looked on each other when lo, 1464 01:24:51,354 --> 01:24:54,757 more than all the gifts in the world you gave me." 1465 01:24:54,857 --> 01:24:56,058 What? 1466 01:24:56,159 --> 01:24:57,993 "Old tan-faced prairie boy." 1467 01:24:58,227 --> 01:24:59,428 Whitman. 1468 01:24:59,528 --> 01:25:01,464 Make the light, please. 1469 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,601 Hi. 1470 01:25:06,835 --> 01:25:08,171 What are you doing here? 1471 01:25:08,237 --> 01:25:10,506 Well, I came to see you. Why? 1472 01:25:12,975 --> 01:25:16,011 Porter, I want to tell Mona something really, 1473 01:25:16,212 --> 01:25:17,646 really important. 1474 01:25:17,746 --> 01:25:18,781 What? 1475 01:25:18,881 --> 01:25:20,015 That I'm... 1476 01:25:20,216 --> 01:25:21,550 that I'm... What? 1477 01:25:21,650 --> 01:25:23,519 What, what, what, what? 1478 01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:24,587 That I'm-- 1479 01:25:24,687 --> 01:25:25,788 Pay the man, will you? 1480 01:25:25,888 --> 01:25:27,756 Wait. Porter. 1481 01:25:27,856 --> 01:25:29,458 Porter, just a second. 1482 01:25:29,558 --> 01:25:30,793 Please, um... 1483 01:25:30,893 --> 01:25:33,196 And you came all the way just to say-- 1484 01:25:33,229 --> 01:25:34,863 Yeah, I owed it to to you. 1485 01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:38,534 He also said, she is the only woman that he has ever loved, 1486 01:25:38,634 --> 01:25:41,837 and he thinks about her all the time, and you and your sister, 1487 01:25:41,937 --> 01:25:43,372 and that without you all, 1488 01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:45,241 his life would be meaningless. 1489 01:25:45,341 --> 01:25:48,277 Can't you understand? It's like getting rid of this burden, 1490 01:25:48,377 --> 01:25:50,546 and now I can move forward with my life, 1491 01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:52,315 you know, naked and unashamed. 1492 01:25:52,415 --> 01:25:54,450 Well not, you know, naked, but-- 1493 01:25:54,550 --> 01:25:55,818 but certainly not ashamed. 1494 01:25:55,918 --> 01:25:57,886 And none of this, Porter, would have happened 1495 01:25:57,986 --> 01:26:00,889 if I hadn't gone into that little cafe down in Tribeca. 1496 01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:04,059 All I wanted was a caf? au lait, and I got Walter! 1497 01:26:04,293 --> 01:26:05,694 Wish me luck. 1498 01:26:10,299 --> 01:26:13,035 Ellie, your handyman. 1499 01:26:13,236 --> 01:26:15,037 Oh, no. Shh... 1500 01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:16,805 Oh, this is-- 1501 01:26:16,905 --> 01:26:18,407 Whoa! 1502 01:26:19,842 --> 01:26:21,777 I'm sorry. This is not the place-- 1503 01:26:21,877 --> 01:26:24,647 You're embarrassing-- you're embarrassing my family, 1504 01:26:24,747 --> 01:26:26,249 you're embarrassing my friends, 1505 01:26:26,282 --> 01:26:27,983 and you're embarrassing yourself. 1506 01:26:28,251 --> 01:26:29,051 Would you-- 1507 01:26:29,252 --> 01:26:31,287 Please, pipe down. 1508 01:26:31,387 --> 01:26:33,356 Do we have a problem here? 1509 01:26:33,456 --> 01:26:35,358 Just pipe down, OK? 1510 01:26:35,458 --> 01:26:37,260 OK, if somebody's gonna pipe down, 1511 01:26:37,326 --> 01:26:38,994 I think you're gonna be the one. 1512 01:26:39,262 --> 01:26:40,463 Security! 1513 01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,369 You don't have to explain anything. 1514 01:26:46,469 --> 01:26:47,803 Oh, yes I do. 1515 01:26:51,274 --> 01:26:55,911 Let's go. 1516 01:26:56,011 --> 01:26:59,282 Mona, Mona, Mona. 1517 01:27:00,316 --> 01:27:02,585 Mona, I'm gay! 1518 01:27:05,087 --> 01:27:08,791 I'm a proud, gay, human person. 1519 01:27:08,891 --> 01:27:11,093 Bravo. 1520 01:27:21,804 --> 01:27:23,739 Did he say "gay"? 1521 01:27:26,342 --> 01:27:28,377 Good night, gentlemen. Good-bye. 1522 01:27:33,382 --> 01:27:34,883 Walter... 1523 01:27:37,453 --> 01:27:39,888 Where-- where are you going? 1524 01:27:39,988 --> 01:27:42,157 Porter, where are you going? 1525 01:27:42,325 --> 01:27:44,960 What--Porter, what are you doing? 1526 01:27:45,060 --> 01:27:46,929 Oh, that's a bad idea. 1527 01:27:52,335 --> 01:27:54,937 Our next awardee has shown us 1528 01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:57,172 that the art of fabric design 1529 01:27:57,340 --> 01:27:58,874 is not only alive and well, 1530 01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:01,810 but flourishing-- Eleanor Stoddard. 1531 01:28:01,910 --> 01:28:03,679 Oh, thank you. 1532 01:28:06,349 --> 01:28:07,816 Oh, my God. 1533 01:28:13,956 --> 01:28:15,758 Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie. 1534 01:28:18,894 --> 01:28:20,863 Oh, Roberta. Thank you very much. 1535 01:28:20,963 --> 01:28:23,699 Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie. 1536 01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:25,501 I--here. 1537 01:28:27,736 --> 01:28:30,939 Porter, Porter! Hi. 1538 01:28:33,442 --> 01:28:36,612 Oh. Hi. 1539 01:28:36,712 --> 01:28:39,882 Do you know her? Uh, no, no. 1540 01:28:39,982 --> 01:28:41,417 The cellist? 1541 01:28:41,517 --> 01:28:43,085 Yes, yes. Oh, man. 1542 01:28:43,386 --> 01:28:44,953 Oh, Porter. 1543 01:28:45,053 --> 01:28:46,989 She's the cellist, right? 1544 01:28:47,089 --> 01:28:48,123 What? 1545 01:28:48,391 --> 01:28:49,558 Porter, listen, I-- 1546 01:28:49,658 --> 01:28:51,827 I have to talk to you about something else-- 1547 01:28:51,927 --> 01:28:53,662 Hi. 1548 01:28:55,698 --> 01:28:56,765 Hi. Hi. 1549 01:28:56,865 --> 01:28:59,001 Um... Hello again. Hi. 1550 01:28:59,101 --> 01:29:00,603 Hi. 1551 01:29:00,703 --> 01:29:02,905 I would like to tell you that you have 1552 01:29:03,005 --> 01:29:05,508 a really great son... and a great husband. Nothing happened. 1553 01:29:05,608 --> 01:29:08,811 We were just in the snow, and I was on top of him 1554 01:29:08,911 --> 01:29:10,846 kind of near his face so it looked... 1555 01:29:10,946 --> 01:29:13,148 like, um, well, he'll explain it to you. 1556 01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:15,017 Get some sleep, OK? 1557 01:29:18,487 --> 01:29:21,590 Is there any woman in this room you haven't slept with, Porter? 1558 01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:23,025 Obviously not. 1559 01:29:23,125 --> 01:29:24,927 Everybody back. 1560 01:29:27,763 --> 01:29:28,897 Back. 1561 01:29:28,997 --> 01:29:31,500 Aah! Oh, my God. 1562 01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:33,736 Mr Claybourne. Mr Claybourne. 1563 01:29:33,836 --> 01:29:36,439 Mr Stoddard. 1564 01:29:36,505 --> 01:29:40,776 You refused my hospitality, you insulted my beloved daughter-- 1565 01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:42,511 Drop the gun! Drop the gun! 1566 01:29:50,118 --> 01:29:52,555 Sir, can you explain who this man is? 1567 01:29:52,655 --> 01:29:54,923 Can you explain any of this? Sir? 1568 01:29:56,525 --> 01:29:58,561 All right, can we just turn our attention 1569 01:29:58,661 --> 01:30:01,564 to the last page of the possessions list? 1570 01:30:01,664 --> 01:30:03,365 Is there anything missing from it? 1571 01:30:03,466 --> 01:30:04,867 Yes, Willie and Charlie. 1572 01:30:04,967 --> 01:30:06,001 Ooh, your children. 1573 01:30:06,101 --> 01:30:07,436 No, no, no. Our dogs. 1574 01:30:07,536 --> 01:30:08,904 Yes, of course. The dogs. 1575 01:30:09,004 --> 01:30:10,673 And I'll keep the dogs. 1576 01:30:10,773 --> 01:30:13,709 The dogs are better off with me. They're happier with me. 1577 01:30:13,809 --> 01:30:15,744 You're the one who said they adored me. 1578 01:30:15,844 --> 01:30:18,380 They're intimidated by you. They just pretend to adore you. 1579 01:30:18,481 --> 01:30:19,582 They're highly intelligent dogs-- 1580 01:30:19,682 --> 01:30:21,083 Let's settle the dog issue-- 1581 01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:23,652 They love being in the country where they were trained. 1582 01:30:23,752 --> 01:30:24,753 I did that. 1583 01:30:24,853 --> 01:30:26,421 You did that. The country. 1584 01:30:26,522 --> 01:30:28,657 I don't think we decided who gets the house. 1585 01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,025 I have. 1586 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:32,060 I designed the house-- it took 2 years. 1587 01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:34,863 I built those rooms with my hands. Did you do that? 1588 01:30:34,963 --> 01:30:36,899 I furnished the house-- it took 7 years. 1589 01:30:36,999 --> 01:30:40,536 I gave birth to our kids with my own loins. Did you do that? 1590 01:30:40,636 --> 01:30:43,205 So, I guess, uh, I'll be living in the apartment. 1591 01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:44,439 Yeah? 1592 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:49,011 Did I say that? I don't believe I said that. 1593 01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:50,713 Hi. 1594 01:30:50,813 --> 01:30:52,047 Hi. 1595 01:30:52,147 --> 01:30:53,482 Didn't mean to scare you. 1596 01:30:53,582 --> 01:30:55,584 Oh, no, you didn't scare me. 1597 01:30:55,684 --> 01:30:57,620 You startled me. I just wasn't expecting-- 1598 01:30:57,720 --> 01:30:59,087 To see me? To see you. 1599 01:30:59,187 --> 01:31:00,188 Ever? 1600 01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:01,790 No, of course not. Not ever. 1601 01:31:01,890 --> 01:31:04,627 I mean, I knew I'd bump into you someday. Bless you. 1602 01:31:04,727 --> 01:31:07,129 God, have you ever thought of having this stuff cleaned? 1603 01:31:07,229 --> 01:31:10,432 I think about it constantly. That comes with a surgical mask. 1604 01:31:10,533 --> 01:31:13,702 Don't be funny. What I have come here to say is very serious. 1605 01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:15,237 You look great, by the way. 1606 01:31:15,337 --> 01:31:17,540 And don't say flattering things, either. 1607 01:31:17,606 --> 01:31:21,577 OK. I'll do my best. Anything else I should try to avoid? 1608 01:31:21,677 --> 01:31:23,612 I'll tell you as we go along. 1609 01:31:25,848 --> 01:31:27,249 How's Ellie? Have you seen her? 1610 01:31:27,550 --> 01:31:28,383 I talked to her. 1611 01:31:28,551 --> 01:31:30,719 How is she? Terrific. 1612 01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:33,321 Good. 1613 01:31:33,556 --> 01:31:35,357 How's Porter? 1614 01:31:35,591 --> 01:31:37,025 Fabulous. 1615 01:31:37,125 --> 01:31:38,894 One birch-bark canoe. 1616 01:31:38,994 --> 01:31:39,928 I'll take the canoe. 1617 01:31:40,028 --> 01:31:41,564 The canoe goes with the house. 1618 01:31:41,630 --> 01:31:43,566 You hate the canoe. I don't hate it. 1619 01:31:43,632 --> 01:31:44,933 You get seasick. 1620 01:31:45,033 --> 01:31:47,570 I like getting seasick. Besides, the kids like-- 1621 01:31:47,636 --> 01:31:48,804 The kids? Wait a minute. 1622 01:31:48,904 --> 01:31:50,639 We haven't talked about the kids yet. 1623 01:31:50,739 --> 01:31:52,575 We're talking about them now. 1624 01:31:52,608 --> 01:31:55,243 Could we talk about the children later? That's a different issue. 1625 01:31:55,343 --> 01:31:58,013 The children are 65. They're old enough to decide for themselves. 1626 01:31:58,113 --> 01:32:00,616 My daughter will decide she wants to be with me. 1627 01:32:00,716 --> 01:32:03,151 Oh, so now you want to split up the kids? 1628 01:32:03,251 --> 01:32:04,687 If that's what's fair, that's fine. 1629 01:32:04,787 --> 01:32:06,288 OK, so fair? So what? 1630 01:32:06,388 --> 01:32:09,191 You want one kid and one dog and half the canoe. 1631 01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:11,193 Good. A half a canoe would be fine. 1632 01:32:11,293 --> 01:32:14,129 Porter, I don't think that that would hold in any court. 1633 01:32:14,229 --> 01:32:17,132 Please, let's not talk about courts. 1634 01:32:17,232 --> 01:32:19,101 Mona, you don't have to tell me. 1635 01:32:19,201 --> 01:32:21,804 Yes, let me get this out. Please, Griffin. 1636 01:32:21,904 --> 01:32:23,839 Don't fuck it up. I am telling you, 1637 01:32:23,939 --> 01:32:26,441 there are some things that are better left unsaid. 1638 01:32:26,609 --> 01:32:28,176 We don't need to know everything. 1639 01:32:28,276 --> 01:32:31,614 Can you look me in the eye and say there are some things 1640 01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:33,616 that are best left unsaid? 1641 01:32:33,682 --> 01:32:35,517 Have you lost your mind?! 1642 01:32:35,618 --> 01:32:37,519 After living 20 years of a lie 1643 01:32:37,620 --> 01:32:39,622 when the truth would have served us better? 1644 01:32:39,655 --> 01:32:42,024 Knowing what I know, at least I could have had 1645 01:32:42,124 --> 01:32:45,093 half a chance of a life with somebody who wouldn't make me 1646 01:32:45,193 --> 01:32:46,328 feel like a failure. 1647 01:32:46,629 --> 01:32:48,230 Oh... 1648 01:32:48,330 --> 01:32:51,433 and I spent all those... years 1649 01:32:51,634 --> 01:32:54,269 buying lingerie to-- 1650 01:32:54,369 --> 01:32:56,238 Who'd you think I was buying it for, 1651 01:32:56,338 --> 01:32:57,806 Griffin, you? 1652 01:32:57,906 --> 01:32:59,642 Some of it. 1653 01:32:59,708 --> 01:33:00,876 Well... 1654 01:33:00,976 --> 01:33:03,278 I felt cheap in the red teddy. 1655 01:33:03,378 --> 01:33:05,681 OK, I've-- that's a joke. 1656 01:33:05,781 --> 01:33:07,683 Please. Honey, please don't-- 1657 01:33:07,783 --> 01:33:10,886 Mona, Mona, listen to me. I know. I know. 1658 01:33:10,986 --> 01:33:12,354 You know? Yes. 1659 01:33:12,655 --> 01:33:14,256 And it's OK. 1660 01:33:14,356 --> 01:33:15,724 Really? Yes. 1661 01:33:15,824 --> 01:33:17,459 Oh, honey, you know everything? 1662 01:33:17,726 --> 01:33:18,694 Yes. 1663 01:33:18,794 --> 01:33:19,828 Oh... 1664 01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:22,665 Oh, doesn't this feel good? 1665 01:33:22,731 --> 01:33:24,900 Let's just recapitulate. 1666 01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:27,770 The Lartique photographs, the Stark chairs. 1667 01:33:27,870 --> 01:33:29,204 What about the, um, 1668 01:33:29,304 --> 01:33:31,206 season's tickets to the Metropolitan? 1669 01:33:31,306 --> 01:33:32,775 Well, I'll take them. I mean... 1670 01:33:32,875 --> 01:33:34,943 did you ever use them? 1671 01:33:35,043 --> 01:33:37,680 OK, that leaves just one item: 1672 01:33:37,713 --> 01:33:41,483 a first edition of Fitzgerald's Tender is the Night. 1673 01:33:41,684 --> 01:33:42,951 Did you ever read it? 1674 01:33:44,687 --> 01:33:47,022 I read it out loud to you. You had pneumonia. 1675 01:33:48,957 --> 01:33:50,893 You cried at the end. 1676 01:33:55,764 --> 01:33:57,099 Excuse me. 1677 01:34:01,069 --> 01:34:03,005 Women tend to respond strongly to it. 1678 01:34:03,105 --> 01:34:04,973 It's very sentimental. 1679 01:34:05,073 --> 01:34:06,975 I cried, too. 1680 01:34:07,075 --> 01:34:08,977 I prefer Gatsby myself. 1681 01:34:09,077 --> 01:34:11,046 Did you ever read it to your wife? 1682 01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:14,316 No. Actually, she doesn't like the sound of my voice. 1683 01:34:18,253 --> 01:34:20,055 Did I say something funny? 1684 01:34:20,155 --> 01:34:23,291 No, you didn't. You said something sad. 1685 01:34:23,391 --> 01:34:26,561 Well, I think we've done very well here. 1686 01:34:26,762 --> 01:34:28,063 Don't you, Eleanor? 1687 01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:29,732 Yeah. 1688 01:34:29,798 --> 01:34:31,967 Porter? 1689 01:34:32,067 --> 01:34:33,769 Porter? 1690 01:34:33,869 --> 01:34:36,304 Yes. Very, very well. 1691 01:34:36,404 --> 01:34:38,273 Because, if you think you've been treated unfairly 1692 01:34:38,373 --> 01:34:39,842 in this process-- 1693 01:34:39,942 --> 01:34:42,410 It's been very fair. Very fair. 1694 01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:45,413 After all, Porter, if you hadn't--I mean... 1695 01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:47,750 none of this would have happened if you hadn't-- 1696 01:34:47,816 --> 01:34:49,317 I'm sorry. What? 1697 01:34:49,417 --> 01:34:51,286 Well, if he hadn't done the... 1698 01:34:51,386 --> 01:34:53,255 all the things that... 1699 01:34:53,355 --> 01:34:55,257 if he... you know, Ellie. 1700 01:34:55,357 --> 01:34:57,325 If he hadn't had-- had relations with-- 1701 01:34:57,425 --> 01:34:59,762 Oh, come on! He's right! He's right! 1702 01:34:59,828 --> 01:35:03,231 It's clear, look at it. I've been a thoughtless sleazebag. 1703 01:35:03,331 --> 01:35:04,767 That's exactly right. 1704 01:35:04,833 --> 01:35:06,368 Look what I've done. 1705 01:35:06,468 --> 01:35:08,470 I've caused pain to everybody in my life 1706 01:35:08,570 --> 01:35:11,606 my kids, my innocent kids, 1707 01:35:11,774 --> 01:35:13,776 my friends, everyone that I know. 1708 01:35:13,842 --> 01:35:16,011 My dogs! I've caused pain to my dogs. 1709 01:35:16,111 --> 01:35:19,147 And clearly I must have been willing to sacrifice everything 1710 01:35:19,247 --> 01:35:21,784 that meant anything at all to me in my life. 1711 01:35:21,850 --> 01:35:23,886 Porter, let's not go overboard, all right? 1712 01:35:23,986 --> 01:35:25,353 So you're not the perfect person 1713 01:35:25,453 --> 01:35:26,822 you thought you were. 1714 01:35:29,324 --> 01:35:32,160 I have no idea who I thought I was. 1715 01:35:32,260 --> 01:35:33,796 The only thing that I know 1716 01:35:33,862 --> 01:35:36,298 is that I'm not who I was when we met. 1717 01:35:36,398 --> 01:35:37,900 I'm not a kid. You know? 1718 01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:40,002 And I know now that no empty philandering 1719 01:35:40,102 --> 01:35:42,004 is gonna make me feel like one, 1720 01:35:42,104 --> 01:35:44,006 'cause the only thing that I felt 1721 01:35:44,106 --> 01:35:48,243 when I tried it was lonely. Just lonely. 1722 01:35:48,343 --> 01:35:51,646 I know I'd do anything to get you back, but I've lost you. 1723 01:35:51,814 --> 01:35:53,916 I know that. I got to live with that. 1724 01:35:54,016 --> 01:35:57,219 But you are who you were when we met. You're just as beautiful, 1725 01:35:57,319 --> 01:35:59,521 you're just as smart, and you're just as honest 1726 01:35:59,621 --> 01:36:02,524 as you were the day that I fell in love with you. 1727 01:36:05,327 --> 01:36:09,097 And I am a fool. 1728 01:36:09,197 --> 01:36:11,133 And I know that. 1729 01:36:16,438 --> 01:36:18,373 So, is there anything left? 1730 01:36:29,852 --> 01:36:31,519 There's a whole lot left. 1731 01:36:40,262 --> 01:36:41,563 Porter. 1732 01:36:41,663 --> 01:36:43,698 Well, what did you expect, huh? 1733 01:36:43,866 --> 01:36:46,401 I mean, come on. Is your marriage perfect? 1734 01:36:46,501 --> 01:36:49,704 Have you ever been a fool? You got to keep trying, right? 1735 01:36:49,872 --> 01:36:51,773 You got to keep trying, and keep hoping. 1736 01:36:51,874 --> 01:36:53,641 You got to keep hoping, I mean... 1737 01:36:53,876 --> 01:36:54,977 Hello, Porter. 1738 01:36:55,077 --> 01:36:56,478 There's always something left 1739 01:36:56,578 --> 01:36:58,713 if 2 people have ever really loved each other. 1740 01:36:58,947 --> 01:37:00,916 And, uh... 1741 01:37:01,016 --> 01:37:02,951 I've never loved anyone else. 1742 01:37:04,552 --> 01:37:06,922 Who knows? Maybe someday she'll, uh... 1743 01:37:07,022 --> 01:37:09,291 let me back in the door. 1744 01:37:09,391 --> 01:37:11,293 Or, uh... 1745 01:37:11,393 --> 01:37:15,898 maybe after a while she'll even let me upstairs. 1746 01:37:15,964 --> 01:37:18,333 But, uh, for now, 1747 01:37:18,433 --> 01:37:22,237 let's just hope she lets me down off this roof. 1748 01:37:25,073 --> 01:37:26,441 * Oh, no one to talk with 1749 01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:27,809 * By myself 1750 01:37:27,910 --> 01:37:29,311 * No one to walk with 1751 01:37:29,411 --> 01:37:31,279 * I'm happy on the shelf * 1752 01:37:31,379 --> 01:37:32,547 * Ain't misbehavin' 1753 01:37:32,647 --> 01:37:34,016 * Savin' my love 1754 01:37:34,116 --> 01:37:36,651 * Oh, bubba bubba doodle da zydoo * 1755 01:37:36,919 --> 01:37:38,286 * I know for certain * 1756 01:37:38,386 --> 01:37:39,787 * The one I love 1757 01:37:39,988 --> 01:37:41,356 * I'm through flirtin' * 1758 01:37:41,456 --> 01:37:42,557 * It's you that I'm thinking of * 1759 01:37:42,657 --> 01:37:43,658 * Ain't misbehavin' 1760 01:37:43,926 --> 01:37:45,293 * Savin' love * 1761 01:37:45,393 --> 01:37:46,728 * Boddle ah da da doo doo dut * 1762 01:37:46,962 --> 01:37:48,096 * Yeah * 1763 01:37:48,196 --> 01:37:49,364 * Like Jack Horner 1764 01:37:49,464 --> 01:37:50,732 * In the corner 1765 01:37:50,933 --> 01:37:52,167 * Don't go nowhere * 1766 01:37:52,267 --> 01:37:53,368 * And I don't care 1767 01:37:53,468 --> 01:37:54,836 * All your kisses 1768 01:37:54,937 --> 01:37:56,738 * Are worth a-waitin' for * 1769 01:37:56,939 --> 01:37:58,806 * Believe me * 1770 01:37:59,007 --> 01:38:00,775 * I don't stay out late * 1771 01:38:00,943 --> 01:38:02,277 * Don't care to go 1772 01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:03,478 * I'm home about 8.00 1773 01:38:03,578 --> 01:38:05,347 * Me and the radio 1774 01:38:05,447 --> 01:38:07,649 * I'll take a drummin', drummin', y'all * 123656

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