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Yes!

Go!

SHE SCREAMS

MEOW

Mildred. Mildred, look out!

EXPLOSION, DOG BARKS

CAT MEOWS, DOG WHINES

Potions lab, quick!

COUGHING

DOG BARKS

Mildred? Millie, thank goodness you're...

DOG BARKS

Mildred?

Harriet Horsehair, remove those false warts, immediately.

Miss Cackle, I, Ethel Hallow,

hereby submit my application to be head girl at Cackle's Academy.

Oh, erm, I've prepared some supporting material.

A reminder of all I've done to make up for the brief

lapsing of behaviour at the end of last year. Thank you, Ethel.

Yours is the first application, as expected.

Would I be right in thinking that if no-one else applies...

..the position is mine?

Yes, but the other girls have until the day's end.

Only fair, Miss Cackle.

She will be worrying about an entry from Mildred Hubble, no doubt.

Mildred Hubble for our highest honour?

When Mildred persuaded me to admit

girls from non-magical backgrounds, she changed witching for the better.

We all owe her a debt of gratitude. Do we not?

SHE STAMMERS

CROW CAWS

That is hilarious. I look nothing like me.

Ooh, have I got one of those tongues that curl now?

Yes! DOG WHINES

Sh, Star. CAT MEOWS

And you, Tabby - I'm still the same person.

Haven't you read the latest Witches' Code?

Witches need permission to alter their appearance.

You can't just change - it's an instant expulsion.

As in...thrown out?

We need to mix a reversal potion. What did you use?

I was only doing the healing potion homework.

I must have picked up the wrong ingredient. That's good.

Which ingredient?

Haven't the foggiest. So we'll go for every possibility.

Before sunset? Not likely.

What's sunset got to do with it?

An appearance spell can only be reversed on the day it was cast.

And if it's not?

Then the old you is gone...

..forever.

Here, I got you these clothes from lost property.

What if I stick like this? I like being me. My mum likes me being me.

I just got a really good profile pic. Why are we even up here?

It's the only thing I can think of that might undo the spell.

Yes, I knew you'd have a brilliant idea. Wh...?

It's like I've got the wrong size shoes on all over.

It must be here somewhere.

The Three Impossibilities.

The what?

Long, long ago, the very first Miss Cackle set a challenge.

If any witch could complete it,

then any spells cast that day would be undone.

"If Cackle's Academy you can leap with a bound,

"if spell you can chant without making a sound, if..."

..bur-ger-her-ger-er-ger-gound.

Oh, yeah, the third one's worn away. Ah.

"Then magic shall break and what's lost shall be found."

How am I meant to complete three tasks

if I don't know what one of them is?

It's like it's...

..impossible.

Mildred Hubble.

It's just so itchy.

Drink that, I've mixed in a removal potion.

I could have warned you hair style spells were difficult.

I haven't even attempted a hair WASH spell for, well, 20 years.

So itchy! Get your own.

TABLET: Where are you? There's a coven meeting. Today?

We're in the woods, you haven't been for ages.

And don't think Fenella hasn't noticed, because she has.

Fenella Feverfew's not going to miss US, she's friends with,

like, everyone in the school.

Wait.

Still itchy!

Get yourselves over here, now.

No-one's solved this in hundreds of years

and she's supposed to do it in three hours?

MISS HARDBROOM: Mildred Hubble,

report to me at once. Oh, great. Bring Indigo Moon with you.

Honestly, she blames me for everything. How can I report to HB?

Don't worry, I'll cover. You can't let anyone see you like this.

I know who you must be.

Is it that obvious? Oh, from a mile away!

We-he... Well met,

Ursula Catnip.

Uh... Well met.

Please, thank Miss Pentangle for letting you come and visit.

Miss...? Oh! Miss Pentangle, yes.

You three, look after Ursula until the end of school. Yes, Miss Drill.

I'd show you around myself,

but I'm having a flare-up of my old magic muscle injury.

I can't wait to see what you've got in store for our athletics club,

though.

AH! Ooh.

It's going to be some display!

I'll deal with HB.

There is nothing I like to hear more

than girls asking what they can do for their coven.

TABLET CHIMES

Apart from a ping of a new Zapchat like.

1 million for designer broomsticks, are they worth it?

They're all really sorry that they've missed so many meetings.

Aren't you?

Well, I know exactly how you can prove it.

I've volunteered the coven's service to help

one of the girls from a non-magical background.

Already two weeks into term and look at her. Hover!

Isabella "Izzy" Jones.

Whoever heard of a witch who can't fly? Hover.

All you have to do is get her on a broomstick.

Obviously, if you failed such a straightforward task,

you wouldn't be able to show your face in the coven.

SHE SNORTS

But of course it won't come to that.

How am I supposed to jump that? Magical pole vault?

Can't you just fly? That would not count as a bound.

Always the instructions with you.

Pity you didn't read some before you shrunk my cat.

Poor Midnight could be anywhere now, thanks to you.

You've got a shrinking potion?

Yeah, lots, but making you smaller won't help, will it?

We're looking at it the wrong way!

Potions five...

..together...

..blend...

..join in power...

..limits transcend.

No, Millie.

With these words I now devise,

shrink my school to tiny size!

Whoa.

Ta-da!

You know you mustn't strain your magical muscle.

It's not just your physical agility, it can affect your spell casting,

your flying. THUDDING

It'll lead you to think strangely.

A giant just jumped over the school.

I see it's already begun. THUDDING

I insist, Miss Drill, no more sports until you are fully recovered.

What?!

Miss Cackle, please don't put me on sick leave.

I wouldn't know what to do without running and jumping

and shouting at slow people.

We do have other less-strenuous vacancies to fill,

now that Mr Rowan-Webb and Miss Bat have retired.

Surely you're not suggesting I teach spell science, Ms Cackle.

How are you doing that? New bat-vision app.

RADAR ECHOES

It worked! Woohoo!

A mountain high in sunlight bright,

return what's shrunk to normal height.

CAT MEOWS

That's where she got to!

Go Mildred, go Mildred! BOTH: Go Mildred, go Mildred!

Woo! Go Mildred!

Go Mildred! Woo! Go Mildred!

Go Mildred, go Mildred! Mildred?

Oh, Mildred Hubble. What HAVE you done to yourself this time?

That is Mildred Hubble?

She got wool of bat mixed with hair of a wolf...

..and boom. Detention, one week.

That's not fair.

I was only playing with Star while she worked.

The detention is not for your part in the incident,

it is for lying about the potato.

I assume you have no intention of revealing her ACTUAL whereabouts,

owing to misplaced loyalty.

Detention.

Two weeks.

To recap, the angle of elevation should be 40 degrees,

making adjustments for wind resistance and other variables,

calculating velocity according to the standard of broom-speed ratio.

Any questions so far? Um...which end is the front again?

SHE SIGHS

I love that you changed bodies by accident. That's so Mildred Hubble.

It's SO an expulsion offence.

You won't snitch, Ethel,

unless you want to lose all support for your head girl campaign.

You'll need it once I put MY application in.

Come on, how do you chant a spell without making a sound?

Even IF you solved it, you can't complete the third impossibility

if you don't know what it is.

My friends are working on that. Thanks.

I'll be in the history section, Maud. Got you.

Head girl application?

Thank goodness. It'd be such a relief to lose.

You don't want to be head girl?

I SAW how it affected my sister, Esmerelda -

the breakfasts with Miss Cackle, the speech writing,

the formal chants, cover meetings left her a complete wreck!

But I'm sure you've thought of all that.

Best of luck. I hope it's you.

ORGAN PLAYS, FAINT CHANTING

That's no good, I can still hear that.

How about ear plugs for everyone in the room?

Mm, that would be most welcome.

Millie, what are you...? Telepathy spell? Flying to space?

THEY CHAT, MURMUR

Chant in a vacuum? Fly faster than the speed of sound?

You genius. Sign language!

Little something I learnt in non-magical school.

Well, come on, it's not chanting if only one of us is doing it.

ORGAN PLAYS

THEY MOUTH

Yes!

Only one more to go.

I am thrilled to announce

that I will be teaching chanting for a short - very short - while.

Ursula Catnip, why aren't you warming up?

Eh, I like to chant before an event.

Helps me relax.

Whatever works, I suppose.

Either way, you will not be leaving my sight

until after the display, which you are all free to attend.

Ursula will be giving the athletics club the display of a lifetime.

Shall we begin?

TO TUNELESS ORGAN: Onward Ever striving onward...

Maud needs a little more time. I know, but the sun's coming down.

FEEDBACK SQUEALS

Well met, everybody.

I hope you're all excited about this incredible

display of broomstick acrobatics.

Probably the most challenging and dangerous of all witch sports.

Dangerous?

It requires great magic skill, peak physical condition

and absolute control over every movement.

Oof! THEY GASP

Luckily we have a fine young athlete with us

who has qualified for this year's Witch World Games.

Let's hear it for Ursula Catnip.

CHEERING

And there you have it.

The broomstick ladder, which Ursula will be climbing

in just a few short minutes.

Now, I'm sure Ursula will be eager to begin, so...

..Ursula?

Ursula Catnip?

THEY WHISPER

And you are...?

Ursula Catnip. Ah, yes. The acrobat.

Tell me, to compete in your chosen sport must require remarkable

reflexes and dexterity.

Correct? Oh, absolutely.

Remarkable indeed. DOOR OPENS

Ursula?

We're all waiting for you.

Erm... SHE CHUCKLES

SHE SIGHS

Sorry, Millie.

SHE HUMS

It's my day to...

"Appearance changing spells".

"Mildred".

SHE GRUNTS, WHISPERING

I'm running out of time.

Come on.

SHE GRUNTS, BREATHES HEAVILY

SHE CRIES OUT, THEY GASP

Oh. Ursula having a bit of fun there.

Ooh, ooh. Ah!

Ah!

Great sense of humour, our Witch World Games girls.

Knowing her, the spell will wear off while she's up there.

She'll change back in front of everyone.

The spell won't wear off, Ethel.

If it's not reversed by sunset, it'll stick forever.

Don't tell me you didn't know that.

Well, I... Of course I knew.

Of course. And now, everybody, we get serious.

Come on, Maud. Where are you?

..as Ursula goes for the very dangerous broomstick handstand.

ALL CHANT: Ursula, Ursula, Ursula, Ursula,

Ursula, Ursula, Ursula, Ursula...

Ursula, Ursula, Ursula, Ursula,

Ursula, Ursula, Ursula, Ursula...

SHE SCREAMS, THEY GASP

Get out of it!

SHE SCREAMS

And Ursula has broken away from her usual routine...

..clearly attempting something very special. Maud, the sun's going down!

I found this girl wandering about the corridors.

Her name is Ursula Cat...nip.

WHISPERING

Then who...is that?

SHE SCREAMS

We made these for you.

I know loads of people who couldn't fly at first.

My sister, Ethel, needed broomstick stabilisers until she was ten.

Don't tell her I said that. I'm scared of heights, OK?

Izzy, broomsticks are the safest mode of transport there is.

I don't even like the top bunk bed.

You think I'm getting up there on a garden tool?

But thanks. And thanks for the crumpet.

I think we might as tell Fenella it's not happening.

Even if she does kick us out. I don't think it'll come to that.

One crumpet of levitation,

problem solved. WHIMPERING

Bea, no, she's afraid of heights.

WHIMPERING

Help!

SHE SCREAMS

Did one of you teach her to steer? HELP!

It's too late.

SHE GRUNTS, SCREAMS

Too late, it's too late!

BUZZING AND TINKLING

SHE CRIES OUT

CHIMING

"If broom you can fly the wrong way round..." She's doing it!

The Third Impossibility! You're doing it!

Yes! Who is that?

And why is she attempting The Three Impossibilities?

HELP!

SHE SHRIEKS

Someone help!

Help!

SHE SCREAMS

SHE SCREAMS

THEY MURMUR

Oh, my. Oh, no, no, no.

CHEERING

She didn't do it long enough.

There is only one person that could possibly be.

Someone made me and my broomstick fly!

Come on, I know some good calming spells.

I demand that the girl responsible for this comes forward.

Miss Cackle, it was...

All of us.

I shall deal with you later.

THEY EXHALE

Inside, please.

You've brought shame on the entire coven! You're out!

Well, it could have been worse...

..Mildred Hubble.

You know, Miss Cackle? Of course she knows,

and you have given her precious few options as to your punishment.

You destroyed the potions lab and illegally changed appearance.

The code clearly states...

Ethel caused the whole thing.

That's an outrageous accusation!

She was researching appearance spells,

she must have switched Mildred's potion.

She wanted her to change to stop her applying for head girl.

I never even considered going for head girl. Ethel, I'd be useless!

You ruin everything I try to do, Mildred Hubble. Everything.

I mean...

..I-I assume you have proof. Your theory is convincing, Maud.

But it is only a theory.

MISS HARDBROOM: It makes no difference.

Like it or not, an automatic expulsion must be...

Mildred Hubble for head girl.

Mildred Hubble for head girl!

ALL: Mildred Hubble for head girl!

LOUDER: Mildred Hubble for head girl! Mildred Hubble for head girl!

Mildred Hubble for head girl! Mildred Hubble for head girl!

Mildred Hubble for head girl...! Let it go, Hecate.

Whatever she looks like, her heart is still in the right place.

Mildred Hubble for Head Girl! Mildred Hubble for Head Girl!

Mildred Hubble for Head Girl! Mildred Hubble for Head Girl!

TICKING

Well, Ethel Hallow. It seems you are the only applicant after all.

And so, despite deep misgivings,

it looks as if I will have to make you the next head...

WAIT FO...! Ah!

In case there were any doubt that it is she.

I'm applying. You can't. You're too late.

It is not yet midnight.

Are you sure, Mildred?

It is an arduous process that will test every facet of your magic.

I'm sure, Miss Cackle.

And, Ethel, whatever stunts you pull,

whatever tricks or cheats,

I'm going to beat you.

And do you know why?

Because I am Mildred Hubble.

The familiar auxiliary.

The signature spell of Gertrude the Great.

This is so cool. I haven't been invisible for ages.

I call upon the beast inside!

HISSING

Out! Everybody out!

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