Original subtitles

Princess!

Feng San raped and killed the Princess

Princess Nan Chiang was my cousin.

She was raped and killed.

How can I face my ancestors?

Take care of yourself, your Majesty.

Your Majesty.

Fong Sau Ching heads the Imperial Guards.

He should patrol the city

but he let Feng San run amok.

I beg your Majesty to punish him.

I did not connive his behavior.

But he is extremely cunning

and skilled at martial arts.

Don't make excuses!

You are fired!

I'll have you beheaded.

Have mercy, your Majesty!

Wait!

Wait...

Your Majesty says wait...

Considering your loyalty.

I'll let you redeem yourself.

Bring me Feng San within 20 days.

Thank you, Your Majesty! I won't fail you.

Thanks for your benevolence! I'll go now.

Master!

Are you alright?

Feng San injured me.

Why?

Two nights ago, he came back

to steal the Black Jade Buddha.

I tried to stop him.

After he wounded me

he took the Black Jade Buddha.

What does he want with it?

According to the Buddhist scripture

the Heavenly Demon went before Buddha

and asked how he can become a follower

for all the crimes he had committed

Buddha turned on the Reincarnation Wheel.

The Heavenly Demon hopped on with the Black Jade Buddha and prayed.

He went through life 100 times

100 times?

Feng San has nowhere to go

maybe he believes the myth

and needs the Black Jade Buddha to escape.

But the Wheel is not here.

There will be a envoy from Tibet.

The Wheel is among the articles of tribute.

The miracle day is at midnight in 7 days.

I must stop him!

Feng San, you won't get away! Surrender!

It's too late, moron!

Feng San.

Are you blind?

Or are you stupid?

Don't you recognize me?

Our first rule is against rape and adultery

but you raped and killed 13 women.

What happened to you?

We started practicing when we were 5

from dawn

till midnight.

It was inhuman.

We did that for 25 years!

Now that we have become experts.

It's harvest time.

We should enjoy ourselves.

It gives me pleasure to rape and kill.

You have gone mad!

I'm cutting off ties with you

from today onwards.

Your Majesty.

Though I fail to capture Feng San,

I managed to kill him.

I have done my duty

and I will die here.

Take care of yourself, Your Majesty.

Help...

What's the matter?

An accident...

Someone fell down.

Hurry!

Help!

Where?

Hurry!

Be careful!

Perform artificial resuscitation.

He's still alive!

Get the car!

Get medication...

What happened?

Right!

- This is a great discovery! - Yes!

Homosexuality existed in ancient times.

Right!

Does that mean AIDS existed too?

Damn! Cut the crap!

Sure!

In 1887, a research lab in Sweden

saved a frog that was frozen for 100 years.

In 1985, at the University of Berkeley

managed to germinate a lotus seed that was frozen for 2000 years.

In theory.

We may revive them by electrocution.

Don't talk nonsense!

They are preserved in -10°C temperature.

If we try to revive them

we must defrost them.

They may rot if we fail.

We can't take the risk.

Send them to the U.S.

They have better equipment.

What do you think?

Right.

Yes, we must go together.

On national funds.

I must go.

Me too.

Look at Li Peng.

He wants to flee the country after the massacre.

You want to flee because Chai Ling is your student.

Cut the crap!

There's no future for our country.

If we defect, we must do it together.

Don't let the 27th Army hear you

or they'll send the tanks on us.

Don't worry!

I have pledged my allegiance to the Central Government.

Lying is our specialty.

No one will suspect me.

We'll escort the bodies to the U.S.

and claim to go after Wuer Kaixi.

Proclaim our love for our country.

That bastard Li Peng will let us go.

That makes sense!

Right!

If we can transit in Hong Kong.

We can go to the Volvo Club.

That would be perfect!

Right!

What do you think?

I agree!

He has a point!

The car is ready.

Are you stupid or what?

We need a bigger car

to move everything.

The boss is at a Christmas party.

We can take whatever we want.

I didn't know, I can get a bigger one

or we'll make more trips.

Bullshit! Get to work!

What's more expensive? Frozen prawns or abalone?

Tat, take whatever you find.

What is it?

Priority relics.

How mysterious!

Let's take a look.

No, we'll be executed for taking it.

Who said anything about taking it?

I just want to see.

Pry it open!

Such a big freezer!

I've never seen one like this before.

What is it?

You idiot!

It's called terra cotta.

No way, terra cottas are not frozen.

They don't need ice.

Tell me.

What the hell is this?

Oh my God, it's a corpse!

Shit!

It's your boss' son!

This is not a joke!

He should be at the party!

Sneaky bastard!

He's checking up on us!

Luckily, we're too smart for him.

You scared me!

What happened?

There are two possibilities.

Either the body was stolen.

Or...

It's alive!

Shit! It's gone.

We'll face the firing squad!

Use your brain!

I have an idea!

This is awful!

Is this Hell?

There are so many monsters.

I seemed to have lost my power.

Who is it?

Who?

Are you new?

Queue up in the back if you want the supplies.

Right!

Queue up!

The social workers are here.

Merry Christmas.

I am hungry...

Happy New Year and Good Health.

Thanks.

Merry Christmas...

This is your Christmas present.

Thanks.

This is for you.

Excuse me, where am I?

Kowloon City.

Kowloon City? Where is that?

In Kowloon.

Where is that?

In Hong Kong.

Where is that?

In Asia.

Asia? I don't know these names.

Do you know Beijing?

Of course!

How long does it take to walk there?

On foot? Maybe a year.

Is it possible after I passed out

I was smuggled outside China?

I think he's crazy.

Watch what you say to him.

OK!

What do you do, pal?

I head the Imperial Guards.

On of the Emperor's personal guards.

Who are you?

He's the Head Eunuch of the Eastern Camp.

How are you?

He's a eunuch?

OH NO!

You are not castrated!

And who are you?

I am the Emperor.

How dare you!

Posing as the Emperor is high treason.

Sir, please hear me out!

Please pass this to the Emperor for me.

What the hell...

Lady, I admire your loyalty

for taking up the debt.

Loyalty is one thing, you still have to pay

I'm warning you.

I must collect some interest.

Or I can't face my Boss.

Say no more!

You're insulting my intelligence.

I don't have the money now.

Either you kill me

or wait till after the New Year.

I'm giving you a way out.

I have a client who's looking for some excitement.

Let him pretend to rape you in the car.

Are you crazy?

I'm a model, not a whore.

Model?

He'll pay you $5,000.

No way!

I don't deal with perverts.

Shit! How dare you!

Show her!

Are you from the circus?

No way! Not him!

Why not? See this?

Tell him to take off the mask.

Boss, take off the mask.

Come on!

Are you having fun yet?

Shit!

Go ahead!

Hurry!

A rapist!

You masked rapist.

What are you doing?

You don't even speak Chinese!

Help!

Are you alright, Miss?

Who are you?

You're not part of the package!

What is it, Boss?

What do you want?

Want?

He's unbeatable.

Fix him!

You're safe now, Miss!

Where did you come from?

Mind your own business!

I saved you.

Don't be rude!

My friend owes someone money.

As the guarantor, they're holding me responsible.

That's why I have to entertain the pervert, get it?

They coerced you?

You sacrificed yourself for your friend.

That's very noble of you.

I admire you.

Whatever! You made a mess.

You must explain to the Boss tomorrow!

No problem, I'll bear the consequences of my actions.

I must leave now.

Give me your pager.

Pager?

How else can I find you?

I don't have a place to stay.

You have an I.D. card?

I.D. card?

You are illegal immigrant?

Bitch, don't get cocky!

I'll use this acid on you!

You don't scare me asshole!

Come with me.

In about an hour

you'll be fine.

Come in.

Leave your dirty clothes outside.

Don't stink up the flat.

A lunatic!

What are you doing?

What kind of light is this?

It's a light bulb, where are you from?

Zhi county in Shanxi Province.

Never heard of it.

Where are you from?

Yau Ma Tei.

Yau Ma Tei?

We use oil lamps back home.

Ours are electric.

Electric? Something like lightning?

A huge power plant

collects the lightning.

When we turn on the switch

electricity comes through the wire and lights the bulb, understand?

Completely!

Are you sure? Don't lie to me!

You should keep your distance.

Did someone search your flat?

I'm too busy to clean up.

A girl's flat this messy.

To see a girl's flat this messy

is a first for me.

Hello? Wrong number, bitch!

Bastard!

What is this?

Are you kidding me?

You have never seen a telephone?

Go ahead, study it!

Hello? Polly, it's your Japanese client!

Do you need money? Come and get it!

Wrong number, bitch!

Bastard!

You learn fast, kid.

You flatter me!

What is this?

It's an electric kettle, to boil water.

Electric kettle?

What about the small house when we came in?

It's a lift.

Lift, electric light, electric wire.

Electric kettle, telephone, electric chair.

Stop laughing, idiot! The electric chair is for you!

May I ask you...

Hello, darling! How are you?

How are you, Miss?

Come to my place, darling.

What for?

I'm lonely, give me a hug.

Men and women should keep our distance

I'm a man of honor.

I will not be seduced by you.

Stay away from me!

You have nowhere to run!

No, I'm just joking.

No, be gentle.

Stop or I'll kill you.

Stop!

Where did they go?

What happened to them?

Who? It was the picture.

Picture?

Moving picture?

But it looks so real!

You're crazy!

It's called acting! You must have that at home.

Opera!

The image is recorded by a machine

sent through a wire

and broadcast on a TV.

Get it?

Completely!

Christ! You stink!

Take a bath! Go!

Mind your manners, Miss.

Manners my ass!

Wash you ass and toes.

Your armpits, go now!

Please excuse yourself!

You know how everything works?

Give me time to study.

Electric well? I'm thirsty.

Doesn't taste very good! Let me try again.

Too salty!

I'll wash my face.

Keep your distance, Miss.

Why are you so scared?

A cockroach!

This one?

Get rid of it!

Not bad!

It's more delicious than those back home.

Your electric kettle, Miss.

He has super natural powers.

I'm going to bed.

You can keep watching.

Just don't touch anything.

It's a court drama.

An imposter?

Barging into the palace like that? Impossible!

Ming Dynasty overthrown.

Overthrown? Can't be!

340 years ago in 1644.

Li Chuang stormed into Beijing, Emperor Chongzhen hung himself.

End of Ming Dynasty.

Did the Reincarnation Wheel

take me 300 years into the future?

No...

End of Ming Dynasty.

Your Majesty...

It's my fault.

I failed to protect you.

I can never expiate my crime.

I should die.

Christ! He gets so involved.

What a lunatic!

I'm going in to talk to their Boss.

I'll snap my fingers if things go wrong.

Come in and fix him.

Fix him? What does that mean?

Like this!

Get it?

You mean punch him?

Look at you!

You can't negotiate looking like that.

You must look the part.

Like what?

Look alert, understand?

- Look smart! - Alright!

Lit me a cigarette.

What a moron!

The Boss wants you!

Watch it!

What your men did to me last night,

I can let it slide, but not my guy.

You know these Mainlanders are ruthless.

Hung can vouch for that, right?

I don't usually let him out.

But he's here today.

I'll apologize now

and we'll start with a clean slate.

It's not a well, but an electric toilet!

Ching...

Run!

Great!

Yes...

Be careful!

I dodge! I hide! I jump! I flip!

What kind of weapon is this?

Are you crazy? That's a gun!

A gun?

Let me handle this!

I'll take that!

This is really powerful!

We can't beat him, let's run!

Let's go!

Jump from here! It's quicker!

It's too high, I can't...

Hurry!

No...

- Jump! - I can't.

Run!

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

You bitch!

Merry Christmas.

So this is the guy?

Oh my God...

Sit down.

Miss, what would you like?

Coffee!

And for you, sir?

Give him water.

Sure!

Look at this.

This is an I.D card.

Without it, the Police can kill you

and you can't get a job, understand?

With your connections.

Please get one for me

and find me a job.

That's not the problem!

Tell me why you're so stupid

and why you don't know shit?

Where do you come from?

I'm afraid you'll hit me again!

I promise I won't... tell me.

I'm an Imperial Guard from the Ming Dynasty.

I'm one of the Emperor's personal guards.

I hopped onto the Reincarnation Wheel in pursuit of a rapist

and ended up 300 years later

in Hong Kong.

Forget I asked.

What can you do?

I'm a soldier by trade

but I have also learned

music, chess, calligraphy and painting.

My hobbies include picking locks, carpentry

bricklaying, fishing, hunting and folk dance.

I've been taking care of myself.

I know about washing, plowing,

farming, weaving and embroidery.

When I was in the army.

Cooking for 500

was a piece of cake.

That's no big deal!

That's what men should do.

Don't say I'm mean to you.

I'll do you a favor.

I'll let you be my bodyguard

housekeeper and page

for $300 a month.

This is a good deal! You should be glad!

I'm a man of honor.

I can't wait on a woman.

You're a chauvinist!

Do in Rome as the Romans do.

Women are superior here.

All men should wait on women.

Look again...

How dare you screw around, asshole!

Does it hurt?

You asked for it.

Time has changed.

Look... even the coins we use

bear the bust of a woman.

You're welcome to leave.

The Police will kill you without an I.D. card.

Don't come crawling to me for help!

How can this happen to me?

The only thing I can do

is to grin and bear it.

Maybe I can still restore the country.

Alright, you have a deal!

Start learning now.

Put in 2 lumps of sugar and stir.

Done!

Not with your finger!

Think again!

I'm paying you $300 a month!

How can you discard that?

Watch it!

Have some tea!

I want you to wait on my friends.

Not me!

Take it over there, stupid ass!

I'm paying you $300 a month!

I'm sorry.

Have some tea!

What is it?

Lemon tea with mud mask.

You need a good beating!

Grin and bear it...

Take it easy, Fong Sau Ching.

What the hell are you doing?

Hurry! I need to use the toilet.

I'm doing laundry.

What's taking you so long?

Well?

Why does this happen every time?

You're pissing me off!

Help! My flat is finished!

Fire! Run, Ching!

Ching! Help... what are you doing?

I'm cooking.

Use the microwave, don't burn wood!

What's with the flowers?

I planted them!

They are lovely, what is it called?

African violet.

What kind of a man are you?

What the hell are you drawing?

How stupid!

Give it back...

Give it back...

Robbery...

How much is there?

Go for the watches, jewelry is hard to unload!

Stupid ass!

Take it.

Thank you.

I'll take a bath.

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Polly.

Open the door...

What do you want?

Someone is coming, listen...

Open the door.

Don't be afraid!

I know! It's my husband.

Husband?

Open the door.

Ching.

You bastard!

What's going on?

Hey... you...

Ching, let him go.

Get lost!

Stop! I'm alright.

He won't do it again after you beat him up.

- Are you sure! - I'm fine.

Be careful! Go now, bye!

He's such a pain!

He's so madly in love with me.

What should I do about him?

What about this?

Give me $5,000 and I'll send him away

$3,000 won't do it!

Maybe it will, I'll try.

I'll go now! Bye!

What do models do?

We sell clothes.

We meet with clients all the time.

Good clients are rare.

Most of those assholes

only want to rape you.

They always scare me! Thank God you're here

to scare them off, right?

It's hard to make money in Hong Kong.

I'm glad you realized that.

What do you want, asshole?

If you break the TV

we can't sell them. I'm warning you.

Quit staring, asshole!

If you drink this,

I'll let you lick my toes.

Bastard! Honey...

He wants to rape me.

How dare you, asshole!

Darling!

Bastard!

Darling!

Let her go or I'll shoot.

If I didn't take you in, you'll be out on the street.

You ungrateful son of a bitch!

I did all the work.

You make big money.

I get nothing.

Shut up! I call the shots around here.

Kneel down and apologize to my wife.

Aren't you afraid of my gun?

Shit!

Looking for your bullets?

She's getting out of hand.

Bossing me around like a slave.

I agreed to serve her

but not her friends.

This guy is not bad.

Who else can put up with your temper?

He's a martial arts expert.

He must be good.

I bet you're happy with him.

Are you crazy?

He's not my guy, just my servant.

Servant?

Let me have him.

I'll give you $5,000.

US$10,000

US$15,000

He's not for sale!

Not for all the money in the world.

Forget it!

It's your turn.

Tell me...

Does he know what you're up to?

Of course not!

He may look smart, but he's an idiot.

He's mine.

Does he know what we are?

Of course not, I look so elegant.

Hard to say about you!

Do I look like a whore?

You don't look like one.

But you sound like one.

You're the whore!

A whore?

Shut up! We're whores.

Whore means prostitute.

I've been helping her to con those men!

Damn! I'm an Imperial Guard.

How can I stoop so low?

Are the noodles ready? I'm starving!

I can't work for this whore anymore.

Not for an I.D. card.

My country is destroyed.

It is such a sad affair.

I can't take this anymore.

Is it possible I'm in love with her? No...

Give me today's paper.

Broken limbs...

Same as Feng San.

Is he here? Must be!

This man is called Feng San.

He is ruthless.

He rapes and kills.

Beware of this man.

Please come in

Polly is a model.

She's only moonlighting for the money

Polly!

Hi.

Sorry!

Hello? Ching?

I've been calling you all day.

Where the hell were you?

I'm meeting a client later.

He might molest me.

Get ready to rescue me.

She wants me to do those shameless deals again.

I'm an Imperial Guard, I won't do it.

Yes, 996.

Tell him Polly needs him right away!

I always get paid upfront.

Sure!

Thanks.

Want one?

I don't do drugs.

I'll help myself!

Why don't you take a bath first?

You go ahead! I want to watch.

That'll be extra.

No problem, is this enough?

Is this counterfeit money?

I don't know either.

I took it from a man who cheated me.

I've killed him already

I'm just kidding! Forget the money!

I like your muscles!

I'm excited about your body!

- Really? - I'll take a bath now.

I am shy.

Where is he?

I love those muscles!

I must think it over.

What am I doing?

Feng San is alive and I neglect my duty

because of a woman.

I have a job to do.

Feng Sau Ching, you're infatuated with this tramp.

No, I must do my duty.

You perverted bastard.

My guy will kill you.

Pervert...

Are you having fun?

No... no.

- Such delicate hands! - No...

I'm a model, I don't do this.

It hurts, let go of me!

Polly, is that you?

Speak up!

This is not Polly, what do you want?

His voice is familiar.

His voice is familiar.

Where are you, Ching?

In a phone booth.

Don't talk to me like that.

I have lost faith in you.

You'll never use me again, bye!

Ching!

Listen! Someone is trying to kill me!

He just broke my arm!

Someone broke your arm?

Yes!

Who did?

He looks like George Lam.

Who is that?

Ching...

Hello... Who is George Lam?

Excuse me, who is George Lam?

That's him!

Don't you know him?

You must be a Mainlander!

George Lam is Feng San!

Polly!

Hello?

Moron!

Feng San.

Come to Happy Valley Cemetery at once.

Take it easy!

Where?

The second gate.

Hello? Where are you?

Jump in like a dog.

Feng San, where are you?

Come into Hell!

Moron.

Long time no see!

Feng San.

Ching

Polly.

Stay there or I'll crush her skull.

You threaten me with a woman.

You'll be the laughing stock.

What? In this world?

Wake up and look around!

Your Emperor is dead.

Ming Dynasty ended over 300 years ago.

Why are you still after me?

And post my picture on the streets!

It's my duty as an Imperial Guard

to capture you and bring you to justice.

No matter how long it takes,

I will not give up.

You make me sick!

I must teach you a lesson.

I'll kill your woman in front of you.

Stay where you are or I snap her neck.

She's not my woman.

She's just a friend.

Just a friend?

Yes!

Then enjoy the performance.

Wait! This is between us.

She has nothing to do with it, let her go!

I want you to beg!

OK, I'm begging you.

Please have mercy!

Why are you doing this?

Give me a reason,

I may consider letting her.

One the count to 3.

Because I love her.

How revolting!

A man like you can't possibly

love a sordid woman like her.

Prove it.

How?

Drink this.

A poisonous potion.

Think it over! You'll lose your martial arts.

Don't ask me why.

Maybe I don't want you to follow me.

Ching, don't drink it! He'll go back on his word.

Ching!

Hero always loves beauty.

Don't try to be a hero.

You're not a hero, you're an ass.

You'll do this for a woman!

What about your duty?

I despise you.

Don't let me see you again

or I will kill you! Get lost!

Feng San!

What?

I know you'll renege.

Then why did you do it?

If I don't, I won't stand a chance

but now, at least I have one chance.

Because of this bit chance

I'm willing to gamble.

Feng San, we come from the same school.

You know me.

I'd rather die than be insulted.

Except for my parents, His Majesty and Master.

I will never kneel before anyone.

But now I'm on my knees, begging you to let her go.

You have spoiled my appetite with this woman.

Don't let me see you two again

or I will kill you both.

Ching, are you alright?

Tie up your arm!

Behave yourself!

I must go now.

Ching, come back!

Ching, what are you going to do?

Ching, where are you going?

Ching, come back!

My horse, someone took my horse!

Ching, you must go to hospital at once.

Ching...

You sealed your pulse with the gold needles!

If you must fight me now.

Within two hours

you'll bleed to death.

Why did you do it?

This is the only way

to keep my power for an hour.

So I can kill you.

Come on...

Shit!

Come on! Professor... hurry!

Stupid dog... come on...

Stupid dog, come on...

Keep running...

You should know by now.

To carry out my orders from His Majesty.

To protect the woman I love

I will sacrifice myself.

How noble of you!

Damn! What is that car doing up there?

Shit! I don't care!

We'll perish together!

After you!

Come on, take me to your Emperor!

Shit!

Moron!

Moron... where are you?

Moron, come and get me!

Hurry...

Over there!

Go that way!

Yes.

Hurry!

Follow me...

Let me go! Ching...

Help him... hurry!

The poison is acting up...

You'll be alright, Ching!

Miss, I'm asking you for the 8th time.

Tell me something else.

Who is he?

You can ask all you want.

The answer is still the same.

My guy is an Imperial Guard from the Ming Dynasty.

Are you shitting me?

I'll sue you for undue violence.

If you can prove he's from the Ming Dynasty

I'll lick your toes.

Doctor, how is Feng Sau Ching?

We pumped his stomach.

He's fine.

I knew Hong Kong doctors are reliable.

But there is something strange.

I did an analysis on his cells.

He should be over 300 years old

from the Ming Dynasty.

Maybe the machine is broken.

Well? You're licking my toes!

What are you doing?

Do you want to sue him? I'll be your witness.

I only want to see Fong Sau Ching.

He's still unconscious.

He'll be out till at least noon tomorrow.

You also need permission from the Police.

In principle, no way!

But we're very considerate.

I'll make an exception.

Sir.

Well?

He doesn't want to see you! Go away!

Are you kidding me?

Why would I do that?

It hurts, let go of me!

I'll make another exception! Hurry!

Ching.

Is it true you didn't want to see me?

Stop pretending you're asleep!

I don't want to see you, go away.

Are you crazy?

The poison messed up your brains?

It's Polly!

You used me and you lied to me.

You're not a model! You're a whore!

Women like you

should be beheaded in the Ming Dynasty.

Behead my ass!

Fine! Hold me responsible.

I admit it's my fault.

I'll apologize, alright?

How about I tell people you're my guy?

I'll be nicer to you.

But you're not my woman.

But you said you love me...

If I don't love you, I won't die for you.

But love is love, dying is dying.

I can't be with a woman like you.

I have my principles.

Don't be so cocky!

I'm already groveling.

What more do you want? I can change!

A leopard can't change its spots.

Just like I'm still an Imperial Guard after 300 years.

Feng San is still a rapist and murderer.

I can't help falling in love with you

but I can stop myself from seeing you.

Go away, I'm tired! Let me rest.

Fine! I'll pretend we never met.

I can't believe you're so ungrateful.

Move it!

Auntie.

It's you!

Does he know I made this?

No, I did as you told me.

I said he reminded me of my dead son

so I make soup for him everyday.

Thanks! This is for you!

I can't!

- It's OK, take it! - Take it.

Thanks.

I'll come back tomorrow, bye!

They're everywhere.

Let me help you!

Why are you so careless?

You stepped on her things.

Never mind...

Are you blind?

I'm sorry.

What?

I'm only returning the thermo flask.

I wonder if it's broken.

Never mind...

Take it.

Why are you giving me so much money?

I need a favor.

What is it?

Thanks, it won't take long.

Don't make a sound! Feng San is here.

Don't cover your face, it's bad luck!

Damn!

World Tour of Buddhist Relics.

The Reincarnation Wheel makes its debut tour abroad.

It'll arrive in Hong Kong in 3 months.

What you see now

is the 500-year-old Reincarnation Wheel

6 cartons for you, please check.

Total is $488,800! Pay up!

You intend to start a war?

If you have a big job

count us in.

Shit! I had it figured out!

People discriminate against me.

It's not my turf, I can't win.

There's no use for martial arts here.

I'll take these back to the Ming Dynasty.

Wipe out the Palace.

Kill that fatuous Emperor and take his place.

I'll re-write history.

That's profound!

I don't understand.

Might as well, it won't do you any good.

You stole more national treasure?

Anything good?

There's an ancient sword! Let me show you.

No rust at all.

It's the Lung Chuen Sword.

Someone offered me $180,000 for it.

Shit! It's Ching's Lung Chuen Sword!

No wonder he broke mine in half.

This is worth millions! I'll take it.

Bring me a million and it's yours.

You don't deserve to own it.

You don't even know how to use it.

I'll show you.

Blood doesn't stain a good sword.

The Ming Dynasty will be mine.

Life is full of surprises.

The Wheel will be in Hong Kong.

Perhaps it's fate.

At midnight, in 2 months and 17 days

it's the miracle day.

The Wheel will perform great power.

Feng San will be there.

It's time I carry out my duty.

Can you beat him?

No.

Then why must you fight him? Don't be stupid.

I promised the Emperor to capture Feng San

I'll be dishonest if I don't try.

I will die with him if I can't beat him.

But if I beat him

I'll take him back on the Wheel.

You're leaving? You're not coming back?

I don't belong to here.

What about me?

You should leave.

Are you crazy?

You said you love me.

I must practice

and cast another sword.

You'll only distract me if you stay.

Don't drag out the pain.

Like what Anita said.

Forget everlasting, live the moment.

I'm not leaving you.

You may stay

if you turn over a new leaf.

How?

It's up to you.

We'll see.

Eat... till you drop.

There'll be one less to feed.

Forcing me to feed you.

Enjoy it.

Go to hell!

Your Majesty, I have cast a new sword.

I swear I will beat Feng San.

Your Majesty.

Please watch over me.

Ching, I have a bullet-proof vest for you.

This is your sword.

Polly's Sword? It's mine?

That's cool!

I forgot something, wait here.

Ching...

The exhibition is closed.

Where are you going?

Feng San.

Meet me on the roof, if you want the Black Jade Buddha.

Moron!

Feng San, for the crimes you have committed.

Come back to the Ming Dynasty.

I'll beg His Majesty to spare you.

Go to hell.

Ching...

Ching...

Pay up, bitch!

Hurry!

I work in a convenient store now.

I can't pay you.

I have only $200!

Take it or leave it.

Here!

Want some nitric acid?

It's only water.

Ching!

You're alive!

Help! I am molested by a girl!