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[bicycle bell rings]
>> [loudly] just, uh...Locking
>> [loudly] just, uh...Locking
>> [loudly] just, uh...Locking up my brand new smith & wesson
Up my brand new smith & wesson
Up my brand new smith & wesson police tactical bike...
Police tactical bike...
Police tactical bike... Here in broad daylight.
I'm sure it's safe.
And...Taser. Nice. From the spy
And...Taser. Nice. From the spy
And...Taser. Nice. From the spy store.
Hello. Take the bai--hey!
Hello. Take the bai--hey!
Hello. Take the bai--hey! [bicycle bell rings]
[bicycle bell rings]
[bicycle bell rings] stop!
That mirror was $80.
>> son of a bitch!
>> son of a bitch!
>> son of a bitch! She tricked me! It was a trick!
>> hyah!
>> hey, guys.
>> hey, guys.
>> hey, guys. >> whoa!
>> whoa!
>> whoa! >> oh, no!
[blows whistle]
[blows whistle]
[blows whistle] >> all right. Ok. I got him by
>> all right. Ok. I got him by
>> all right. Ok. I got him by the belt.
>> get back in the building!
>> get back in the building!
>> get back in the building! No loitering!
>> aah!
[siren]
[siren]
[siren] [captioning made possible by
[captioning made possible by
[captioning made possible by mtv networks]
Mtv networks]
Mtv networks] [sirens]
[sirens]
[sirens] >> what's happening?! What's
>> what's happening?! What's
>> what's happening?! What's happening?! What's happening?!
Happening?! What's happening?!
Happening?! What's happening?! >> stop. Jim...
>> stop. Jim...
>> stop. Jim... >> what?
>> what?
>> what? >> someone tried to kill the
>> someone tried to kill the
>> someone tried to kill the sheriff. I don't think--I don't
Sheriff. I don't think--I don't
Sheriff. I don't think--I don't think he's gonna make it.
Think he's gonna make it.
Think he's gonna make it. >> sheriff chechekevitch.
>> sheriff chechekevitch.
>> sheriff chechekevitch. Sheriff chechekevitch.
Sheriff chechekevitch.
Sheriff chechekevitch. >> [weakly] avenge my death.
>> [weakly] avenge my death.
>> [weakly] avenge my death. [heart machine flatlines]
[heart machine flatlines]
[heart machine flatlines] >> no, no. Hang in there.
>> no, no. Hang in there.
>> no, no. Hang in there. Hang in there.
Hang in there.
Hang in there. He said, "avenge my death."
He said, "avenge my death."
He said, "avenge my death." >> you know walter.
>> you know walter.
>> you know walter. >> sheriff! Nooooooooo!
>> here's to the finest polish
>> here's to the finest polish
>> here's to the finest polish sheriff this city has ever
Sheriff this city has ever
Sheriff this city has ever known.
Known.
Known. >> salud.
>> salud.
>> salud. >> I didn't mean to qualify
>> I didn't mean to qualify
>> I didn't mean to qualify that, except he was a pretty
That, except he was a pretty
That, except he was a pretty weird...
Weird...
Weird... >> oh, we've had better
>> oh, we've had better
>> oh, we've had better sheriffs.
Sheriffs.
Sheriffs. >> yeah. Yeah, we've had much
>> yeah. Yeah, we've had much
>> yeah. Yeah, we've had much better sheriffs. But he was--
Better sheriffs. But he was--
Better sheriffs. But he was-- for a pole...
For a pole...
For a pole... Junior: Not bad for a pollock.
Junior: Not bad for a pollock.
Junior: Not bad for a pollock. Williams: What are we gonna do?
Williams: What are we gonna do?
Williams: What are we gonna do? Dangle: The culprit is
Dangle: The culprit is
Dangle: The culprit is undoubtedly in this room.
Undoubtedly in this room.
Undoubtedly in this room. Everybody just act casual...
Everybody just act casual...
Everybody just act casual... And we will let the murderer...
And we will let the murderer...
And we will let the murderer... Reveal himself...To us.
Reveal himself...To us.
Reveal himself...To us. What--why are we all from the
What--why are we all from the
What--why are we all from the j.C. Penneys catalogue now?
J.C. Penneys catalogue now?
J.C. Penneys catalogue now? Wiegel: You said act natural.
Wiegel: You said act natural.
Wiegel: You said act natural. >> no. Act fucking normal!
>> no. Act fucking normal!
>> no. Act fucking normal! [woman crying]
[woman crying]
[woman crying] williams: [whispering]
Williams: [whispering]
Williams: [whispering] there's his wife.
There's his wife.
There's his wife. Woman: Thank you for coming.
Woman: Thank you for coming.
Woman: Thank you for coming. Junior: That's mrs.
Junior: That's mrs.
Junior: That's mrs. Chechekevitch? Who the hell's
Chechekevitch? Who the hell's
Chechekevitch? Who the hell's that fella with her?
That fella with her?
That fella with her? Williams: She is gorgeous.
Williams: She is gorgeous.
Williams: She is gorgeous. Kimball: I think he's the
Kimball: I think he's the
Kimball: I think he's the driver.
Driver.
Driver. Junior: Hand on the hip? Is that
Junior: Hand on the hip? Is that
Junior: Hand on the hip? Is that what a driver does?
What a driver does?
What a driver does? >> uh, ladies and gentlemen, I
>> uh, ladies and gentlemen, I
>> uh, ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have our number one
Believe we have our number one
Believe we have our number one suspect.
Suspect.
Suspect. Garcia: Oh shit here he comes.
Garcia: Oh shit here he comes.
Garcia: Oh shit here he comes. Here he comes. Shh, shh. Quiet.
Here he comes. Shh, shh. Quiet.
Here he comes. Shh, shh. Quiet. Here he comes. Here he comes.
Here he comes. Here he comes.
Here he comes. Here he comes. Junior: Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Junior: Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Junior: Shh, shh, shh, shh. Act natural.
Act natural.
Act natural. >> hello. Sad day, no?
>> hello. Sad day, no?
>> hello. Sad day, no? >> sad day, yes.
>> sad day, yes.
>> sad day, yes. You're, uh,
You're, uh,
You're, uh, mrs. Chechekevitch's, uh...
Mrs. Chechekevitch's, uh...
Mrs. Chechekevitch's, uh... >> yes.
>> yes.
>> yes. Dangle: Ok, here's what I'm
Dangle: Ok, here's what I'm
Dangle: Ok, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go get some
Gonna do. I'm gonna go get some
Gonna do. I'm gonna go get some prints off of the grieving
Prints off of the grieving
Prints off of the grieving widow, and off of the companion.
Widow, and off of the companion.
Widow, and off of the companion. [slurping loudly]
[slurping loudly]
[slurping loudly] [swishing loudly]
[swishing loudly]
[swishing loudly] junior: He's doin' pretty good.
Junior: He's doin' pretty good.
Junior: He's doin' pretty good. Williams: [whispering]
Williams: [whispering]
Williams: [whispering] he got the glass.
He got the glass.
He got the glass. He got it! He got it!
He got it! He got it!
He got it! He got it! He got it!
>> ok.
>> ok.
>> ok. >> yes!
>> yes!
>> yes! >> ok. Now, you know what we're
>> ok. Now, you know what we're
>> ok. Now, you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna put a tail
Gonna do? We're gonna put a tail
Gonna do? We're gonna put a tail on that woman.
On that woman.
On that woman. >> like a bunny or a cat or...
>> like a bunny or a cat or...
>> like a bunny or a cat or... What are you thinkin'?
What are you thinkin'?
What are you thinkin'? >> follow her!
>> follow her!
>> follow her! >> I'm a little drunk. I
>> I'm a little drunk. I
>> I'm a little drunk. I apologize.
>> sheriff's department.
>> sheriff's department.
>> sheriff's department. >> sheriff's department. We got
>> sheriff's department. We got
>> sheriff's department. We got a 911 call.
A 911 call.
A 911 call. >> anyone need help?
>> anyone need help?
>> anyone need help? >> someone in distress?
>> someone in distress?
>> someone in distress? >> you call? You call? Up here.
>> you call? You call? Up here.
>> you call? You call? Up here. Up here.
Up here.
Up here. >> thank you. Listen...
>> thank you. Listen...
>> thank you. Listen... Wiegel: Hello. You called?
Wiegel: Hello. You called?
Wiegel: Hello. You called? >> I--I sat in heren...
>> I--I sat in heren...
>> I--I sat in heren... In my jousting armor,
In my jousting armor,
In my jousting armor, which is designed for
Which is designed for
Which is designed for sitting. I cannot--I--I can't
Sitting. I cannot--I--I can't
Sitting. I cannot--I--I can't stand in my--
Stand in my--
Stand in my-- >> so you're trapped.
>> so you're trapped.
>> so you're trapped. >> wedged. You're stuck in the
>> wedged. You're stuck in the
>> wedged. You're stuck in the toilet.
Toilet.
Toilet. >> I am trapped. If we could get
>> I am trapped. If we could get
>> I am trapped. If we could get the, um...
The, um...
The, um... Actually--actually--actually
Actually--actually--actually
Actually--actually--actually --actually, I cannot let a
--Actually, I cannot let a
--Actually, I cannot let a female take my primary jousting
Female take my primary jousting
Female take my primary jousting weapon.
Weapon.
Weapon. >> so what the fuck do you
>> so what the fuck do you
>> so what the fuck do you need us to do?
Need us to do?
Need us to do? >> then you need to call a male
>> then you need to call a male
>> then you need to call a male officer.
Officer.
Officer. >> that's not gonna happen, sir.
>> that's not gonna happen, sir.
>> that's not gonna happen, sir. >> oh, male officer! Could
>> oh, male officer! Could
>> oh, male officer! Could somebody with a penis please
Somebody with a penis please
Somebody with a penis please appear so we can get this lance
Appear so we can get this lance
Appear so we can get this lance out of this toilet?
Out of this toilet?
Out of this toilet? >> ok, that's--you know...
>> ok, that's--you know...
>> ok, that's--you know... >> this knight. Sir, we are
>> this knight. Sir, we are
>> this knight. Sir, we are trying to assist you!
Trying to assist you!
Trying to assist you! >> yes, but that was--that was
>> yes, but that was--that was
>> yes, but that was--that was mean-spirited mirth right there.
Mean-spirited mirth right there.
Mean-spirited mirth right there. Oh, my god! Light a torch over
Oh, my god! Light a torch over
Oh, my god! Light a torch over there! Vigo, please, I don't
There! Vigo, please, I don't
There! Vigo, please, I don't want you seeing this. Vigo!
Want you seeing this. Vigo!
Want you seeing this. Vigo! >> vigo, you shouldn't see this.
>> vigo, you shouldn't see this.
>> vigo, you shouldn't see this. >> vigo, I don't want you seeing
>> vigo, I don't want you seeing
>> vigo, I don't want you seeing this. Yes.
Ok, my pants are down. My pants
Ok, my pants are down. My pants
Ok, my pants are down. My pants are down!
Are down!
Are down! >> all right. Well, I'll help
>> all right. Well, I'll help
>> all right. Well, I'll help you...
You...
You... >> could you reach back and give
>> could you reach back and give
>> could you reach back and give me a courtesy flush, please?
Me a courtesy flush, please?
Me a courtesy flush, please? [toilet flushes]
[toilet flushes]
[toilet flushes] >> I want you to grab onto my
>> I want you to grab onto my
>> I want you to grab onto my shoulders. On the count of--
Shoulders. On the count of--
Shoulders. On the count of-- >> hey, look what somebody gave
>> hey, look what somebody gave
>> hey, look what somebody gave me. Isn't that nice? What the
Me. Isn't that nice? What the
Me. Isn't that nice? What the hell? What am I supposed to do?
Hell? What am I supposed to do?
Hell? What am I supposed to do? >> [straining] 3!
>> [straining] 3!
>> [straining] 3! >> oh, sweet jesus.
>> oh, sweet jesus.
>> oh, sweet jesus. >> oh! Oh! Oh!
>> oh! Oh! Oh!
>> oh! Oh! Oh! >> sweet jesus. Why don't we
>> sweet jesus. Why don't we
>> sweet jesus. Why don't we tie you to your burro and then
Tie you to your burro and then
Tie you to your burro and then have him go hyah!?
Have him go hyah!?
Have him go hyah!? >> yeah, that's a--well, I don't
>> yeah, that's a--well, I don't
>> yeah, that's a--well, I don't know. He doesn't look too
Know. He doesn't look too
Know. He doesn't look too aggressive. You want to try it
Aggressive. You want to try it
Aggressive. You want to try it again?
Again?
Again? >> I'm sort of--if you could
>> I'm sort of--if you could
>> I'm sort of--if you could just give me a second here.
Just give me a second here.
Just give me a second here. >> you want--you actually want
>> you want--you actually want
>> you want--you actually want to poo, I think. Right?
To poo, I think. Right?
To poo, I think. Right? >> well, it's happening whether
>> well, it's happening whether
>> well, it's happening whether I want to or not. Thank you.
I want to or not. Thank you.
I want to or not. Thank you. >> folks, it's gonna be a little
>> folks, it's gonna be a little
>> folks, it's gonna be a little while.
While.
While. >> it's gonna be a minute.
>> it's gonna be a minute.
>> it's gonna be a minute. Man: I need sterile wipes!
Man: I need sterile wipes!
Man: I need sterile wipes! Whoever made the mutton stew,
Whoever made the mutton stew,
Whoever made the mutton stew, you're fired!
Dangle: Ok, it is 2300 hours.
Dangle: Ok, it is 2300 hours.
Dangle: Ok, it is 2300 hours. [police radio droning]
[police radio droning]
[police radio droning] we have put a tail on the black
We have put a tail on the black
We have put a tail on the black widow herself. Madam ex-wife.
Widow herself. Madam ex-wife.
Widow herself. Madam ex-wife. Junior: She left the wake. She
Junior: She left the wake. She
Junior: She left the wake. She did a little grief shopping.
Did a little grief shopping.
Did a little grief shopping. >> grief shopping. She did some
>> grief shopping. She did some
>> grief shopping. She did some grief tanning.
Grief tanning.
Grief tanning. >> had a quick grief workout.
>> had a quick grief workout.
>> had a quick grief workout. And I think she got grief botox
And I think she got grief botox
And I think she got grief botox while she was in that same
While she was in that same
While she was in that same place.
Place.
Place. >> the botox place.
>> the botox place.
>> the botox place. >> uh-oh. Uh-oh.
>> uh-oh. Uh-oh.
>> uh-oh. Uh-oh. >> oh, hello. Hello.
>> oh, hello. Hello.
>> oh, hello. Hello. Did she kiss him, or just
Did she kiss him, or just
Did she kiss him, or just hug him?
Hug him?
Hug him? >> this is the armenian either
>> this is the armenian either
>> this is the armenian either cousin or grieving friend.
Cousin or grieving friend.
Cousin or grieving friend. >> I wish we could hear what
>> I wish we could hear what
>> I wish we could hear what they're saying. She looks upset.
They're saying. She looks upset.
They're saying. She looks upset. I think he's--ok, that was just
I think he's--ok, that was just
I think he's--ok, that was just a friend. That was a friend
A friend. That was a friend
A friend. That was a friend touch. Here, look. I'll do it to
Touch. Here, look. I'll do it to
Touch. Here, look. I'll do it to you. See? But it was just--I was
You. See? But it was just--I was
You. See? But it was just--I was just showing you it was a friend
Just showing you it was a friend
Just showing you it was a friend touch.
Touch.
Touch. >> it's gonna be a long stakeout
>> it's gonna be a long stakeout
>> it's gonna be a long stakeout if you're gonna be doin' friend
If you're gonna be doin' friend
If you're gonna be doin' friend touches.
Touches.
Touches. >> huh?
>> huh?
>> huh? >> I could do a stakeout without
>> I could do a stakeout without
>> I could do a stakeout without friend touches, thank you.
Friend touches, thank you.
Friend touches, thank you. >> those are some real
>> those are some real
>> those are some real jewy-lookin' sideburns, wouldn't
Jewy-lookin' sideburns, wouldn't
Jewy-lookin' sideburns, wouldn't you say?
You say?
You say? >> I think he's got a stiffy.
>> I think he's got a stiffy.
>> I think he's got a stiffy. >> ok.
>> ok.
>> ok. >> well, I feel horrible, but
>> well, I feel horrible, but
>> well, I feel horrible, but obviously this is just some sort
Obviously this is just some sort
Obviously this is just some sort of platonic jew friend.
Of platonic jew friend.
Of platonic jew friend. I don't think she did it.
I don't think she did it.
I don't think she did it. >> p.J.F. P...J...F.
>> p.J.F. P...J...F.
>> p.J.F. P...J...F. >> holy shit.
>> holy shit.
>> holy shit. [whip cracks]
[whip cracks]
[whip cracks] >> oh, my fucking god! Uh...
>> oh, my fucking god! Uh...
>> oh, my fucking god! Uh... Uh...Do you wear the dominatrix
Uh...Do you wear the dominatrix
Uh...Do you wear the dominatrix "ss" outfit for your platonic
"ss" outfit for your platonic
"ss" outfit for your platonic jew friends? Not really.
Jew friends? Not really.
Jew friends? Not really. >> you don't fuck 'em in it.
>> you don't fuck 'em in it.
>> you don't fuck 'em in it. >> hey, where's that camera
>> hey, where's that camera
>> hey, where's that camera from? Is that the sheriff's
From? Is that the sheriff's
From? Is that the sheriff's camera?
Camera?
Camera? >> no. Uh...We have a camera?
>> no. Uh...We have a camera?
>> no. Uh...We have a camera? >> yeah, we do, but it's really,
>> yeah, we do, but it's really,
>> yeah, we do, but it's really, really old. That one's way
Really old. That one's way
Really old. That one's way better.
Better.
Better. >> yeah. So she's seeing
>> yeah. So she's seeing
>> yeah. So she's seeing somebody on the side, which
Somebody on the side, which
Somebody on the side, which means she's gotta rub out
Means she's gotta rub out
Means she's gotta rub out chechekevitch to collect on the
Chechekevitch to collect on the
Chechekevitch to collect on the insurance.
Insurance.
Insurance. >> rub out? You mean, yeah, kill
>> rub out? You mean, yeah, kill
>> rub out? You mean, yeah, kill him.
Him.
Him. >> yeah. Not rub out. Not rub
>> yeah. Not rub out. Not rub
>> yeah. Not rub out. Not rub one out.
One out.
One out. >> that's why she did it.
>> that's why she did it.
>> that's why she did it. [banging, yelling]
[banging, yelling]
[banging, yelling] >> shit.
>> shit.
>> shit. >> no, no, no. It's not what it
>> no, no, no. It's not what it
>> no, no, no. It's not what it looks like. It's not what it
Looks like. It's not what it
Looks like. It's not what it looks like!
Looks like!
Looks like! >> well, it is what it looks
>> well, it is what it looks
>> well, it is what it looks like. It was my fault.
Like. It was my fault.
Like. It was my fault. >> hey, no!
>> hey, no!
>> hey, no! >> shit. Shit. Shit.
>> shit. Shit. Shit.
>> shit. Shit. Shit. >> don't do that!
>> don't do that!
>> don't do that! >> please don't do that!
>> please don't do that!
>> please don't do that! >> no, no, no, no, no. No, no!
>> no, no, no, no, no. No, no!
>> no, no, no, no, no. No, no! >> how do you say please in
>> how do you say please in
>> how do you say please in armenian?
Armenian?
Armenian? >> please, sir.
>> please, sir.
>> please, sir. >> please don't do that.
>> please don't do that.
>> please don't do that. >> don't do that!
>> don't do that!
>> don't do that! >> shit. Jesus fucking christ.
>> shit. Jesus fucking christ.
>> shit. Jesus fucking christ. >> no, no, no, no, no! Whoa!
>> no, no, no, no, no! Whoa!
>> no, no, no, no, no! Whoa! >> aah! Aah! Aah!
>> aah! Aah! Aah!
>> aah! Aah! Aah! [siren]
[siren]
[siren]
[siren] woman: All right, everybody,
Woman: All right, everybody,
Woman: All right, everybody, settle down. Your safety means
Settle down. Your safety means
Settle down. Your safety means so much to me. You guys are my
So much to me. You guys are my
So much to me. You guys are my kids, you know? I can't have any
Kids, you know? I can't have any
Kids, you know? I can't have any of my own, so...
Of my own, so...
Of my own, so... Uh, when I was a kid, we had a
Uh, when I was a kid, we had a
Uh, when I was a kid, we had a new crossing guard named lester.
New crossing guard named lester.
New crossing guard named lester. Real nice guy, right? Yeah.
Real nice guy, right? Yeah.
Real nice guy, right? Yeah. Sure. Yeah, he looked good,
Sure. Yeah, he looked good,
Sure. Yeah, he looked good, right? Wearin' a badge, slicked
Right? Wearin' a badge, slicked
Right? Wearin' a badge, slicked hair. This is a lesson in not
Hair. This is a lesson in not
Hair. This is a lesson in not trusting just anybody. Lester
Trusting just anybody. Lester
Trusting just anybody. Lester came to work every day with a
Came to work every day with a
Came to work every day with a big bucket of candy. I was real
Big bucket of candy. I was real
Big bucket of candy. I was real fat, and I loved candy, and I'd
Fat, and I loved candy, and I'd
Fat, and I loved candy, and I'd do anything for it. Ok? And
Do anything for it. Ok? And
Do anything for it. Ok? And lester knew it. Hello? Uh,
Lester knew it. Hello? Uh,
Lester knew it. Hello? Uh, whoo-hoo? Over here. Oh, she--
Whoo-hoo? Over here. Oh, she--
Whoo-hoo? Over here. Oh, she-- oh, um, hi. Hi. Hi!
Oh, um, hi. Hi. Hi!
Oh, um, hi. Hi. Hi! >> hi.
>> hi.
>> hi. >> I was just telling the kids a
>> I was just telling the kids a
>> I was just telling the kids a story. I'm not--I'm not real
Story. I'm not--I'm not real
Story. I'm not--I'm not real sure what you're doin' down
Sure what you're doin' down
Sure what you're doin' down there, but uh--
There, but uh--
There, but uh-- >> oh, I just wandered in.
>> oh, I just wandered in.
>> oh, I just wandered in. Where's the bathroom?
>> hey, stevie.
>> hey, stevie.
>> hey, stevie. >> fellas. How's it goin'?
>> fellas. How's it goin'?
>> fellas. How's it goin'? Junior: Good morning, stevie.
Junior: Good morning, stevie.
Junior: Good morning, stevie. >> well, good for me, but...
>> well, good for me, but...
>> well, good for me, but... Not so good--
Not so good--
Not so good-- >> not so good for sheriff
>> not so good for sheriff
>> not so good for sheriff chechekevitch. No.
Chechekevitch. No.
Chechekevitch. No. >> I'm sorry, I need a moment.
>> I'm sorry, I need a moment.
>> I'm sorry, I need a moment. >> no, it's all right. It's all
>> no, it's all right. It's all
>> no, it's all right. It's all right. Just work it out.
Right. Just work it out.
Right. Just work it out. Stevie: Take your time.
Stevie: Take your time.
Stevie: Take your time. [dangle snorts]
[dangle snorts]
[dangle snorts] >> so, what is it? Is it, uh...
>> so, what is it? Is it, uh...
>> so, what is it? Is it, uh... >> he was definitely murdered...
>> he was definitely murdered...
>> he was definitely murdered... By poison.
By poison.
By poison. >> poisoned. Hello. Hello! Ok,
>> poisoned. Hello. Hello! Ok,
>> poisoned. Hello. Hello! Ok, so, we're thinkin' poison.
So, we're thinkin' poison.
So, we're thinkin' poison. >> um, definitely poisoning
>> um, definitely poisoning
>> um, definitely poisoning from...[sighs] how do you say?
From...[sighs] how do you say?
From...[sighs] how do you say? >> oral? Mouth?
>> oral? Mouth?
>> oral? Mouth? >> through the mouth. Mouthal
>> through the mouth. Mouthal
>> through the mouth. Mouthal area.
Area.
Area. >> poison in the mouth. So
>> poison in the mouth. So
>> poison in the mouth. So somebody--someone who wanted
Somebody--someone who wanted
Somebody--someone who wanted this man dead slipped something
This man dead slipped something
This man dead slipped something into him.
Into him.
Into him. >> now, is it possible somebody
>> now, is it possible somebody
>> now, is it possible somebody tried to roofie him, and they
Tried to roofie him, and they
Tried to roofie him, and they just kinda--
Just kinda--
Just kinda-- >> over-roofied? Super roofied?
>> over-roofied? Super roofied?
>> over-roofied? Super roofied? >> yeah.
>> yeah.
>> yeah. >> no, not a roofie.
>> no, not a roofie.
>> no, not a roofie. Dangle: Not a roofie. It's not
Dangle: Not a roofie. It's not
Dangle: Not a roofie. It's not roofinal.
Roofinal.
Roofinal. >> all right, so he wasn't
>> all right, so he wasn't
>> all right, so he wasn't roofied. Some kind of mouthal
Roofied. Some kind of mouthal
Roofied. Some kind of mouthal poisoning.
Poisoning.
Poisoning. >> mouthal. Mouthal poisoning.
>> mouthal. Mouthal poisoning.
>> mouthal. Mouthal poisoning. >> can yu do--can you test to
>> can yu do--can you test to
>> can yu do--can you test to see, like, what it is?
See, like, what it is?
See, like, what it is? >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
>> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
>> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I could do that. Should I?
I could do that. Should I?
I could do that. Should I? >> yeah.
>> yeah.
>> yeah. >> oh.
>> oh.
>> oh. >> that'd be awesome.
>> that'd be awesome.
>> that'd be awesome. >> that'd be great. That'd
>> that'd be great. That'd
>> that'd be great. That'd really--I mean, it'd save us a
Really--I mean, it'd save us a
Really--I mean, it'd save us a lot of guessing.
Lot of guessing.
Lot of guessing. >> yeah.
>> yeah.
>> yeah. >> you know.
[man playing guitar, singing]
[man playing guitar, singing]
[man playing guitar, singing] >> stay in school.
>> stay in school.
>> stay in school. Man: ââ¢Âª who's with me? He's
Man: ââ¢Âª who's with me? He's
Man: ââ¢Âª who's with me? He's awesome, oh, yeah...God ââ¢Âª
Awesome, oh, yeah...God ââ¢Âª
Awesome, oh, yeah...God ââ¢Âª >> hey, whoo!
>> hey, whoo!
>> hey, whoo! >> howdy, minstrel.
>> howdy, minstrel.
>> howdy, minstrel. >> oh, hello, officers.
>> oh, hello, officers.
>> oh, hello, officers. >> sir, we got a report that
>> sir, we got a report that
>> sir, we got a report that there's been some drug selling
There's been some drug selling
There's been some drug selling goin' on with the students here
Goin' on with the students here
Goin' on with the students here in this immediate area.
In this immediate area.
In this immediate area. >> whereabouts?
>> whereabouts?
>> whereabouts? >> well, right in this area.
>> well, right in this area.
>> well, right in this area. >> right around the perimeter of
>> right around the perimeter of
>> right around the perimeter of the school.
The school.
The school. >> well, I can assure you that
>> well, I can assure you that
>> well, I can assure you that within the range of my voice,
Within the range of my voice,
Within the range of my voice, all I've been sharing is the
All I've been sharing is the
All I've been sharing is the power of the lord, and that's
Power of the lord, and that's
Power of the lord, and that's all I've seen from the kids. You
All I've seen from the kids. You
All I've seen from the kids. You know, the youth are coming out
Know, the youth are coming out
Know, the youth are coming out and...
And...
And... >> hey, you know, I want to
>> hey, you know, I want to
>> hey, you know, I want to shake your hand.
Shake your hand.
Shake your hand. >> oh, hello. Thank you very
>> oh, hello. Thank you very
>> oh, hello. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Much. Thank you very much.
Much. Thank you very much. Pastor dave. Pastor dave.
Pastor dave. Pastor dave.
Pastor dave. Pastor dave. >> pastor dave, I'm deputy
>> pastor dave, I'm deputy
>> pastor dave, I'm deputy kimball.
Kimball.
Kimball. >> oh, hello. You got funky on
>> oh, hello. You got funky on
>> oh, hello. You got funky on me. From first united church of
Me. From first united church of
Me. From first united church of our lord, right around the bend
Our lord, right around the bend
Our lord, right around the bend there. So I'm just singing and,
There. So I'm just singing and,
There. So I'm just singing and, you know...If the youth won't
You know...If the youth won't
You know...If the youth won't come to church, let's bring the
Come to church, let's bring the
Come to church, let's bring the church to the youth.
Church to the youth.
Church to the youth. >> hey, good for you.
>> hey, good for you.
>> hey, good for you. >> amen.
>> amen.
>> amen. >> ââ¢Âª "d" stands for do you hear
>> ââ¢Âª "d" stands for do you hear
>> ââ¢Âª "d" stands for do you hear his voice? "r" stands for are
His voice? "r" stands for are
His voice? "r" stands for are you listenin'? "u" stands for
You listenin'? "u" stands for
You listenin'? "u" stands for understand that "g" stands for
Understand that "g" stands for
Understand that "g" stands for god. What does that spell? ââ¢Âª
God. What does that spell? ââ¢Âª
God. What does that spell? ââ¢Âª so, uh, that's--you know, I'm
So, uh, that's--you know, I'm
So, uh, that's--you know, I'm just rockin' it out for the
Just rockin' it out for the
Just rockin' it out for the lord.
Lord.
Lord. ââ¢Âª god made rainbows,
ââ¢Âª god made rainbows,
ââ¢Âª god made rainbows, god made... ââ¢Âª
God made... ââ¢Âª
God made... ââ¢Âª >> and I like it.
>> and I like it.
>> and I like it. >> I like rainbows.
>> I like rainbows.
>> I like rainbows. ââ¢Âª god made trees ââ¢Âª
ââ¢Âª god made trees ââ¢Âª
ââ¢Âª god made trees ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª I like trees ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª I like trees ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª I like trees ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª god made mushrooms ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª god made mushrooms ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª god made mushrooms ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª I love mushrooms ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª I love mushrooms ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª I love mushrooms ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª do you like mushrooms? ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª do you like mushrooms? ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª do you like mushrooms? ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª I love mushrooms ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª I love mushrooms ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª I love mushrooms ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª let's get some mushrooms,
>> ââ¢Âª let's get some mushrooms,
>> ââ¢Âª let's get some mushrooms, oh, oh, yeah, let's get high on
Oh, oh, yeah, let's get high on
Oh, oh, yeah, let's get high on god ââ¢Âª
God ââ¢Âª
God ââ¢Âª >> you know what? I would
>> you know what? I would
>> you know what? I would love--I want to give you some
Love--I want to give you some
Love--I want to give you some money.
Money.
Money. >> what? Hello.
>> what? Hello.
>> what? Hello. >> do you just put it here in
>> do you just put it here in
>> do you just put it here in the, uh...
The, uh...
The, uh... >> no. That's bribe money.
>> no. That's bribe money.
>> no. That's bribe money. >> we insist.
>> we insist.
>> we insist. >> god is not about money. God
>> god is not about money. God
>> god is not about money. God is about...
Is about...
Is about... >> I just thought I'd give you a
>> I just thought I'd give you a
>> I just thought I'd give you a little donation.
Little donation.
Little donation. >> you know, officers, I
>> you know, officers, I
>> you know, officers, I appreciate that, but I know how
Appreciate that, but I know how
Appreciate that, but I know how much you all get paid.
Much you all get paid.
Much you all get paid. >> we probably should circle the
>> we probably should circle the
>> we probably should circle the area again just to see if we can
Area again just to see if we can
Area again just to see if we can see anything. But would you just
See anything. But would you just
See anything. But would you just send us out on somethin'? 'cause
Send us out on somethin'? 'cause
Send us out on somethin'? 'cause you just really have made my
You just really have made my
You just really have made my day.
Day.
Day. >> all right. Uh...I got one.
>> all right. Uh...I got one.
>> all right. Uh...I got one. Kids always like to ask me,
Kids always like to ask me,
Kids always like to ask me, "how can I get in touch with
"how can I get in touch with
"how can I get in touch with god? How can I put god inside of
God? How can I put god inside of
God? How can I put god inside of me?" I think there's a couple
Me?" I think there's a couple
Me?" I think there's a couple ways.
Ways.
Ways. ââ¢Âª you gotta smoke, snort,
ââ¢Âª you gotta smoke, snort,
ââ¢Âª you gotta smoke, snort, inject or swallow,
Inject or swallow,
Inject or swallow, get in touch with god today,
Get in touch with god today,
Get in touch with god today, smoke, snort, inject or swallow,
Smoke, snort, inject or swallow,
Smoke, snort, inject or swallow, did you forget? Let's count
Did you forget? Let's count
Did you forget? Let's count the ways ââ¢Âª
The ways ââ¢Âª
The ways ââ¢Âª and then it repeats, uh, right
And then it repeats, uh, right
And then it repeats, uh, right after that.
After that.
After that. >> hey! Hey!
>> hey! Hey!
>> hey! Hey! >> you can't snort the lord!
>> you can't snort the lord!
>> you can't snort the lord! [siren]
>> listen, you 2-bit fucking
>> listen, you 2-bit fucking
>> listen, you 2-bit fucking floozie, we know you did it!
Floozie, we know you did it!
Floozie, we know you did it! We know you fucking killed
We know you fucking killed
We know you fucking killed walter! We know when you did it,
Walter! We know when you did it,
Walter! We know when you did it, why you did it, where you did
Why you did it, where you did
Why you did it, where you did it, and how you did it, you
It, and how you did it, you
It, and how you did it, you little fucking tramp! So sign
Little fucking tramp! So sign
Little fucking tramp! So sign the god damn confession!
Hey, I thought I'd try. It
Hey, I thought I'd try. It
Hey, I thought I'd try. It worked barney miller when
Worked barney miller when
Worked barney miller when they used to do it. Great, now
They used to do it. Great, now
They used to do it. Great, now I'm losing my voice.
I'm losing my voice.
I'm losing my voice. >> you really get so worked up
>> you really get so worked up
>> you really get so worked up when you do that.
When you do that.
When you do that. >> the doctor has me on 1/2 my
>> the doctor has me on 1/2 my
>> the doctor has me on 1/2 my meds. Anyway, what was your
Meds. Anyway, what was your
Meds. Anyway, what was your relationship like with walter?
Relationship like with walter?
Relationship like with walter? >> [foreign accent] it was
>> [foreign accent] it was
>> [foreign accent] it was great.
Great.
Great. >> oh, was it?! Was it great?!
>> oh, was it?! Was it great?!
>> oh, was it?! Was it great?! It was great?
It was great?
It was great? >> yeah, it was great.
>> yeah, it was great.
>> yeah, it was great. >> yeah, he was a nice guy.
>> yeah, he was a nice guy.
>> yeah, he was a nice guy. >> yeah, he was nice. I believe
>> yeah, he was nice. I believe
>> yeah, he was nice. I believe I'm owed an apology.
I'm owed an apology.
I'm owed an apology. >> for what?
>> for what?
>> for what? >> for your nasty lesbian
>> for your nasty lesbian
>> for your nasty lesbian behavior.
Behavior.
Behavior. >> I can't apologize for that.
>> I can't apologize for that.
>> I can't apologize for that. It was college, it was the
It was college, it was the
It was college, it was the seventies, and everybody was
Seventies, and everybody was
Seventies, and everybody was doing it. Listen, what is with
Doing it. Listen, what is with
Doing it. Listen, what is with this armenian boyfriend of
This armenian boyfriend of
This armenian boyfriend of yours?
Yours?
Yours? >> oh, hey! Hey, joe! How you
>> oh, hey! Hey, joe! How you
>> oh, hey! Hey, joe! How you doin'? Uh...Uh...Hey. Taking
Doin'? Uh...Uh...Hey. Taking
Doin'? Uh...Uh...Hey. Taking notes. Taking notes.
Notes. Taking notes.
Notes. Taking notes. Uh...Lesbian...Got it.
Uh...Lesbian...Got it.
Uh...Lesbian...Got it. [siren]
[siren]
[siren]
[siren] >> we got a little pool going
>> we got a little pool going
>> we got a little pool going down in the gentlemen's locker
Down in the gentlemen's locker
Down in the gentlemen's locker room as to what wiegel's having.
Room as to what wiegel's having.
Room as to what wiegel's having. Where's your money?
Where's your money?
Where's your money? >> cyst.
>> cyst.
>> cyst. >> rottweiler.
>> rottweiler.
>> rottweiler. >> I'm scared. I'm scared
>> I'm scared. I'm scared
>> I'm scared. I'm scared because I'm at the sperm bank at
Because I'm at the sperm bank at
Because I'm at the sperm bank at least...Twice a day.
Least...Twice a day.
Least...Twice a day. >> like a cement mixer. Just
>> like a cement mixer. Just
>> like a cement mixer. Just kinda [whistles] keeps pourin'
Kinda [whistles] keeps pourin'
Kinda [whistles] keeps pourin' down the old chute.
Down the old chute.
Down the old chute. Man: Why lamaze, you ask? Well,
Man: Why lamaze, you ask? Well,
Man: Why lamaze, you ask? Well, why not lamaze, I ask? It's what
Why not lamaze, I ask? It's what
Why not lamaze, I ask? It's what I do. I can't help it. I love
I do. I can't help it. I love
I do. I can't help it. I love women. I love babies. So,
Women. I love babies. So,
Women. I love babies. So, welcome. Uh, this is our little
Welcome. Uh, this is our little
Welcome. Uh, this is our little safe place. This is our womb,
Safe place. This is our womb,
Safe place. This is our womb, our dojo. No one is allowed in,
Our dojo. No one is allowed in,
Our dojo. No one is allowed in, except, of course, the cameraman
Except, of course, the cameraman
Except, of course, the cameraman today. I'm more than just
Today. I'm more than just
Today. I'm more than just a lamaze teacher. I teach about
A lamaze teacher. I teach about
A lamaze teacher. I teach about child care as well. And it's
Child care as well. And it's
Child care as well. And it's interesting, but not a lot of
Interesting, but not a lot of
Interesting, but not a lot of people have experience holding
People have experience holding
People have experience holding babies. So, I'd like to go
Babies. So, I'd like to go
Babies. So, I'd like to go through the--who's my favorite
Through the--who's my favorite
Through the--who's my favorite girl?
Girl?
Girl? [wiegel laughs]
[wiegel laughs]
[wiegel laughs] get up here.
Get up here.
Get up here. >> let me help you.
>> let me help you.
>> let me help you. >> all right, and you're gonna
>> all right, and you're gonna
>> all right, and you're gonna mind his--his little fontanel.
Mind his--his little fontanel.
Mind his--his little fontanel. >> all right.
>> all right.
>> all right. >> you got him right there.
>> you got him right there.
>> you got him right there. There you go.
There you go.
There you go. >> I got him. Oh! Ahh! Ahh!
>> I got him. Oh! Ahh! Ahh!
>> I got him. Oh! Ahh! Ahh! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! >> you want to get the body,
>> you want to get the body,
>> you want to get the body, too.
Too.
Too. >> ahh! Oh!
>> ahh! Oh!
>> ahh! Oh! >> all right. These are
>> all right. These are
>> all right. These are expensive models and, uh...
Expensive models and, uh...
Expensive models and, uh... Don't worry about it. It's...
>> hey, stevie.
>> hey, stevie.
>> hey, stevie. >> hi, stevie.
>> hi, stevie.
>> hi, stevie. >> hey, fellas.
>> hey, fellas.
>> hey, fellas. >> how you doin'?
>> how you doin'?
>> how you doin'? >> good.
>> good.
>> good. >> so, what do we got?
>> so, what do we got?
>> so, what do we got? >> he was killed by peanuts.
>> he was killed by peanuts.
>> he was killed by peanuts. Delicious peanuts. I mean, they
Delicious peanuts. I mean, they
Delicious peanuts. I mean, they weren't delicious for him. Well,
Weren't delicious for him. Well,
Weren't delicious for him. Well, they might have been, but they
They might have been, but they
They might have been, but they killed him. He's deathly
Killed him. He's deathly
Killed him. He's deathly allergic to them.
Allergic to them.
Allergic to them. >> someone must have known he
>> someone must have known he
>> someone must have known he was allergic to peanuts.
Was allergic to peanuts.
Was allergic to peanuts. >> we find out who knew for a
>> we find out who knew for a
>> we find out who knew for a fact. And here's what we--
Fact. And here's what we--
Fact. And here's what we-- here's how we do it.
Here's how we do it.
Here's how we do it. So, I heard sheriff
So, I heard sheriff
So, I heard sheriff chechekevitch was allergic to
Chechekevitch was allergic to
Chechekevitch was allergic to cats. "that's funny, he was
Cats. "that's funny, he was
Cats. "that's funny, he was allergic to peanuts," says
Allergic to peanuts," says
Allergic to peanuts," says suspect number one.
Suspect number one.
Suspect number one. >> I'm lost. What are you doin'?
>> I'm lost. What are you doin'?
>> I'm lost. What are you doin'? >> I'm doin'--I'm doin' a
>> I'm doin'--I'm doin' a
>> I'm doin'--I'm doin' a hypothetical interrogation.
Hypothetical interrogation.
Hypothetical interrogation. Were you with me, stevie?
Were you with me, stevie?
Were you with me, stevie? >> yeah. You did a little scene.
>> yeah. You did a little scene.
>> yeah. You did a little scene. Junior: Oh. All right. All
Junior: Oh. All right. All
Junior: Oh. All right. All right.
Right.
Right. >> here, I'll play--here's how
>> here, I'll play--here's how
>> here, I'll play--here's how we're gonna break this one down.
We're gonna break this one down.
We're gonna break this one down. Ok, stevie, you're suspect
Ok, stevie, you're suspect
Ok, stevie, you're suspect number one.
Number one.
Number one. >> mm-hmm.
>> mm-hmm.
>> mm-hmm. >> so, I hear sheriff
>> so, I hear sheriff
>> so, I hear sheriff chechekevitch was allergic to
Chechekevitch was allergic to
Chechekevitch was allergic to lamb's wool.
Lamb's wool.
Lamb's wool. >> oh, I thought he was allergic
>> oh, I thought he was allergic
>> oh, I thought he was allergic to cats. And, uh...
To cats. And, uh...
To cats. And, uh... >> you're not helping.
>> you're not helping.
>> you're not helping. >> ...Peanuts.
>> ...Peanuts.
>> ...Peanuts. >> peanuts! See? And then that
>> peanuts! See? And then that
>> peanuts! See? And then that makes him the suspect. That's
Makes him the suspect. That's
Makes him the suspect. That's how we're gonna do it. That's
How we're gonna do it. That's
How we're gonna do it. That's how we'll it down. The one who
How we'll it down. The one who
How we'll it down. The one who knows is the one who knows.
Knows is the one who knows.
Knows is the one who knows. And he who smelt it dealt it.
>> ââ¢Âª doo-pa-doo-pa-doo-pa-doo,
>> ââ¢Âª doo-pa-doo-pa-doo-pa-doo,
>> ââ¢Âª doo-pa-doo-pa-doo-pa-doo, today's question: Do you know
Today's question: Do you know
Today's question: Do you know the legal age of sexual consent?
The legal age of sexual consent?
The legal age of sexual consent? Here in nevada...It's 16!
Here in nevada...It's 16!
Here in nevada...It's 16! Boop-boop-boop-boop,
Boop-boop-boop-boop,
Boop-boop-boop-boop, don't hesitate to ask your
Don't hesitate to ask your
Don't hesitate to ask your partner...Or p-p-p-p-partners...
Partner...Or p-p-p-p-partners...
Partner...Or p-p-p-p-partners... For a government-issued I.D.,
For a government-issued I.D.,
For a government-issued I.D., if possible,
If possible,
If possible, make a photocopy
Make a photocopy
Make a photocopy for your records,
For your records,
For your records, busting this move could keep you
Busting this move could keep you
Busting this move could keep you from catching a ride in my
From catching a ride in my
From catching a ride in my wheels ââ¢Âª
Wheels ââ¢Âª
Wheels ââ¢Âª [siren]
[siren]
[siren]
[siren] man: [yelling] from the
Man: [yelling] from the
Man: [yelling] from the department of weights and
Department of weights and
Department of weights and measures.
Measures.
Measures. >> sheriff's department.
>> sheriff's department.
>> sheriff's department. >> sheriff's department. Hi.
>> sheriff's department. Hi.
>> sheriff's department. Hi. Man: I'm from the department of
Man: I'm from the department of
Man: I'm from the department of weights and measures. And I'm
Weights and measures. And I'm
Weights and measures. And I'm following a complaint.
Following a complaint.
Following a complaint. >> what seems to be the problem?
>> what seems to be the problem?
>> what seems to be the problem? >> it said "2 for 1"!
>> it said "2 for 1"!
>> it said "2 for 1"! >> did you not give him 2 for
>> did you not give him 2 for
>> did you not give him 2 for one. What is--
One. What is--
One. What is-- >> he got his 2 for one.
>> he got his 2 for one.
>> he got his 2 for one. >> I got a 2 or one. Sure. But
>> I got a 2 or one. Sure. But
>> I got a 2 or one. Sure. But they said it was 1/2 an hour. I
They said it was 1/2 an hour. I
They said it was 1/2 an hour. I paid for 1/2 an hour. I came in
Paid for 1/2 an hour. I came in
Paid for 1/2 an hour. I came in 7 minutes, and then they
7 minutes, and then they
7 minutes, and then they escorted me out. And I am from
Escorted me out. And I am from
Escorted me out. And I am from the department of weights and
The department of weights and
The department of weights and measures! And we follow these
Measures! And we follow these
Measures! And we follow these things!
Things!
Things! >> I don't know if I
>> I don't know if I
>> I don't know if I necessarily--
Necessarily--
Necessarily-- >> department of weights and
>> department of weights and
>> department of weights and measures!
Measures!
Measures! >> you know, I think--
>> you know, I think--
>> you know, I think-- >> acid.
>> acid.
>> acid. >> yeah. We're lookin' at...
>> yeah. We're lookin' at...
>> yeah. We're lookin' at... >> acid. Don't do it.
>> acid. Don't do it.
>> acid. Don't do it. >> weights and measures!
>> weights and measures!
>> weights and measures! >> hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
>> hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
>> hold on. Hold on. Hold on. >> sir? No, you don't. No, you
>> sir? No, you don't. No, you
>> sir? No, you don't. No, you don't. All right, let's go down
Don't. All right, let's go down
Don't. All right, let's go down to the station and get you some
To the station and get you some
To the station and get you some orange juice. Come on.
Orange juice. Come on.
Orange juice. Come on. >> I broke it. I'm sorry.
>> I broke it. I'm sorry.
>> I broke it. I'm sorry. >> that's all right.
>> that's all right.
>> that's all right. >> [crying] I'm sorry I broke
>> [crying] I'm sorry I broke
>> [crying] I'm sorry I broke it.
It.
It. >> it's ok. All right.
>> it's ok. All right.
>> it's ok. All right. >> all right, come on.
>> all right, come on.
>> all right, come on. >> all right, now, am I gonna
>> all right, now, am I gonna
>> all right, now, am I gonna have to charge you? Let's...
Have to charge you? Let's...
Have to charge you? Let's... >> all right, come on.
>> all right, come on.
>> all right, come on. >> friendship.
>> friendship.
>> friendship. >> I'm sorry I broke it.
>> I'm sorry I broke it.
>> I'm sorry I broke it. [man sobbing]
[man sobbing]
[man sobbing] >> fine. Let's not have a sit
>> fine. Let's not have a sit
>> fine. Let's not have a sit down--
Down--
Down-- >> oh, god, another tree.
>> oh, god, another tree.
>> oh, god, another tree. >> no.
>> no.
>> no. >> it's so big.
>> it's so big.
>> it's so big. [siren]
[siren]
[siren] [playing taps]
>> ow! Ow! Ow!
>> ow! Ow! Ow!
>> ow! Ow! Ow! >> just for a second, forget
>> just for a second, forget
>> just for a second, forget that we're officers of the law.
That we're officers of the law.
That we're officers of the law. We're just buddies in a room.
We're just buddies in a room.
We're just buddies in a room. >> we're just your homies, which
>> we're just your homies, which
>> we're just your homies, which we are. We are.
We are. We are.
We are. We are. >> now, are you--are you stoned?
>> now, are you--are you stoned?
>> now, are you--are you stoned? Are you stoned right now?
Are you stoned right now?
Are you stoned right now? >> ha ha. On pot?
>> ha ha. On pot?
>> ha ha. On pot? >> yeah.
>> yeah.
>> yeah. >> oh, yeah. It's the medical
>> oh, yeah. It's the medical
>> oh, yeah. It's the medical marijuana that I bought from an
Marijuana that I bought from an
Marijuana that I bought from an aids guy.
Aids guy.
Aids guy. >> aah! Aah!
>> aah! Aah!
>> aah! Aah! [captioning made possible by
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>> listen, do you mind if we
>> listen, do you mind if we
>> listen, do you mind if we just take a couple of--
Just take a couple of--
Just take a couple of-- >> why not? Why not?
>> why not? Why not?
>> why not? Why not? >> you know.
>> you know.
>> you know. >> I got a call and response one
>> I got a call and response one
>> I got a call and response one or you. How 'bout that? What I
Or you. How 'bout that? What I
Or you. How 'bout that? What I say, you say right back to me.
Say, you say right back to me.
Say, you say right back to me. >> oh, that's called--
>> oh, that's called--
>> oh, that's called-- >> sure. Sure. Let's do it.
>> sure. Sure. Let's do it.
>> sure. Sure. Let's do it. >> ââ¢Âª well, god is love ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª well, god is love ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª well, god is love ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª god is love ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª god is love ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª god is love ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª god is happiness ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª god is happiness ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª god is happiness ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª god is happiness ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª god is happiness ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª god is happiness ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª god is ecstasy,
>> ââ¢Âª god is ecstasy,
>> ââ¢Âª god is ecstasy, god is ecstasy,
God is ecstasy,
God is ecstasy, I want some ecstasy ââ¢Âª
I want some ecstasy ââ¢Âª
I want some ecstasy ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª I want some ecstasy ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª I want some ecstasy ââ¢Âª
>> ââ¢Âª I want some ecstasy ââ¢Âª >> ââ¢Âª let's get rollin'
>> ââ¢Âª let's get rollin'
>> ââ¢Âª let's get rollin' with the lord god ââ¢Âª
With the lord god ââ¢Âª
With the lord god ââ¢Âª >> yeah!
>> yeah!
>> yeah! >> ha ha ha ha ha.
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