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[McEnroe] Even though her family
had a nice time at Ganesh Puja,
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Nalini had not forgiven Devi
for drinking at a no-parents party
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and being bitten by a coyote.
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So Devi was grounded
and forced to become a house servant.
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Currently, she was on ironing duty.
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Man, this is boring.
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I’m a tennis commentator,
not a golf commentator.
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You know what? We’re gonna jump ship
and check in with Fabiola,
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who has much more
interesting things going on.
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Fabiola had told no one she was gay,
except her robot, Gears Brosnan.
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She knew the next logical step
was to come out to some humans,
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specifically her family.
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So, I bet you're all wondering
why I've called this family meeting.
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I certainly am.
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Hey, can we make this quick?
My frat has a rush event in 15.
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Yes. I just need a minute
of your guys' time.
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[inhales deeply]
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What I'm about to tell you
is pretty personal.
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I hope that you won't look at me
any differently.
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I'm still the same Fabiola.
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Did that Alex Gomez boy get you pregnant?
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-It's always the short ones.
-[Fabiola] What?
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[stammers] No, ew. He didn't.
Not even close.
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What I want to say is that I am...
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I am...
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[McEnroe] Come on, Fabiola.
You can do this. Just one more word.
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I am...
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switching from AP French
to AP Latin this year.
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Okay.
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Um...
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I'm a little shocked.
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[inhales] And I gotta say,
you sort of blindsided me here.
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If I'm being really honest,
this isn't the life I imagined for you.
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We have that trip planned
to Marseilles next summer--
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Honey.
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We are so glad
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that you felt comfortable enough
to tell us this.
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[McEnroe] You'll get 'em next time,
Fabiola.
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You'll carpe diem another diem.
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I can't take it.
I'm like a straight-up indentured servant.
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My mom won't let me leave the house,
except for school events.
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And tonight, she wants me to clear
the black widows out of our chimney.
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Ugh, well, I hope you're done
with your grounding soon,
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and then we can party
like at spring break!
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[gasps] Oh, which reminds me,
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my mom just sent this to me.
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Her ship just arrived in Cancún.
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[McEnroe] Eleanor had caught the drama bug
from her mother,
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an aspiring actress, who abandoned Eleanor
when she was seven.
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What kind of mother would I be
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if I didn't teach you
to follow your dreams?
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That's why I'm leaving you
to follow my dreams.
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[McEnroe] Currently, she stars
in Thoroughly Modern Millie
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on a Weight Watchers cruise.
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Wow. That card's dark.
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Your mom's cool.
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I know. I wish she were here
to help me with my audition
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for The Glass Menagerie this week.
She's such a pro.
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I mean, she's tried out
for almost every role on TV.
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[sighs] That--
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Fab, what's wrong?
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You usually house a bag of Doritos
in, like, 20 seconds.
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No, I was just... saying grace.
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Amen.
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Now it is time for flavor city.
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Nom, nom, nom.
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Hey, Coyote Girl. Over here.
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[McEnroe] While Devi may have become
persona non grata at home,
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at school, she was grata as hell.
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[club music playing]
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Oh, my God.
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Paxton just publicly acknowledged you.
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Do they want me to go over there?
You guys should come with me.
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-No.
-No.
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We will only weigh you down.
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This is a journey
you're meant to take alone.
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[McEnroe] Devi still had not told
her friends the truth about Paxton.
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But to be fair, he had said
she looked good at Ganesh Puja.
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So it seemed like hooking up
might still be a possibility.
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-[Trent] Lil' D!
-That's me.
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All right, wait. Lil' D
or Coyote Girl? What are we going with?
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-[all laugh]
-[Trent] Yo.
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[phone chimes]
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[Nalini] Just a reminder, you need
to come home straight after school.
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Once you're done with the chimney,
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I volunteered you to go next door
to help old Mrs. Finch cut her toenails.
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[Ben] What do you mean Eric's sick?
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He's supposed to be
goddamn Equatorial Guinea.
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It's not a big deal, Ben.
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We've showed up to Model UN conferences
a man down before.
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I mean, a man or woman down before.
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A they/them down before.
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Never when I was on the Security Council.
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I need every loser I can get
to make me look smarter by comparison.
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What's the point of spending the night
in Davis
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if I'm not winning
the Best Delegate gavel?
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[McEnroe] To an average teen,
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a Model UN trip to UC Davis
might seem like a real drag.
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But to a teen under house arrest,
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it sounded like a one-way ticket
to freedom USA.
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[Devi] I love Mrs. Finch,
but can someone else go work on her feet?
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Because there's an overnight school event
that would be great for my college resume.
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Did you see Devi's text?
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I guess she's going on the Model UN trip.
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[laughs] Wow. She must be desperate
to get out of her house.
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Those kids are real losers.
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Oh, did I tell you?
I now do all my homework with a quill pen.
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Eleanor, right?
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[stammers] Uh... I think so.
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I think your mom was our server
at Casa Mexico last night.
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She was cool. Gave us extra chips.
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What? That's impossible.
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No, for real.
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No. My mother's an actress on a cruise
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that's currently docked
in the vibrant city of Cancún.
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All right. Well, my mom knew her
and talked to her and stuff,
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but maybe she was confused. Whatever.
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You don't know
what the hell you're talking about.
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[stammers] You can't just start a rumor
about someone's mom like that.
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Clearly, you think
all Asian women look alike.
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You're a racist, Paxton Hall-Yoshida!
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I'm part Japanese.
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Whoa. You are?
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What do you think Yoshida is, bro?
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Oh.
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Clearly, this is touchy
for some reason that I don't care about.
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Honestly, I didn't really think I'd have
to talk to you guys for this long.
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Let's go.
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I'm sorry I didn't realize
you were Asian, bro.
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I'll try to be more observant
in the future.
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[Paxton] You've met my dad like 40 times,
Trent.
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[Trent] I thought that was your neighbor.
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MUN fam, we're gonna crush
this diplomacy so hard,
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they'll be calling all of us
Mr. Worldwide,
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and not just my dad's client, Pitbull.
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-Because who are we?
-Sherman Oaks High!
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-And what do we do?
-Model UN!
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And-- What are you doing here?
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Model UN!
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Ben, I know you were worried about us
not having a full team,
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but God, whoever she is,
is smiling on us today.
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What the hell?
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This is a clear violation of our pact.
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[McEnroe] Years ago, Ben and Devi split
all extracurriculars down the middle,
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except for sports,
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which required too much locker room nudity
for either of them.
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You're joking. That was in sixth grade.
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This is my turf.
You don't see me showing up to orchestra
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with a freaking bassoon.
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As if you have the deftness
to play a double-reed woodwind.
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Relax. It's just for two days.
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Unless I turn out to be a natural.
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Then I'm stealing this,
and you can have Chinese Club.
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[in Chinese] Over my dead body.
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Bad morning, enemy.
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Just an unfriendly reminder
that you're not necessarily good at UN
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just because you are a UN.
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So keep quiet, don't raise your placard,
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and support all my resolutions.
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No way.
I'm winning that Best Delegate hammer.
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It's a gavel.
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Whatever. It's mine.
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So prepare for Equatorial Guinea
to do what Equatorial Guinea does best:
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have one of the worst
human rights records in the world. Damn.
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Take your seats.
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I officially call this session
of the Security Council to order.
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[hits gavel]
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Our first topic today is climate change.
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United States, you have the floor.
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Distinguished delegates
and honorable chair,
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the US is appalled. Nay, it's sickened
at the state of our world.
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We could twiddle our thumbs
while Atlanta becomes the new Atlantis...
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or we could pass a resolution right now.
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I’m calling for sponsors
in support of my proposal
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to build seawalls to protect coastal areas
from rising sea levels.
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Equatorial Guinea.
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Equatorial Guinea feels
that the United States' resolution
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is a poorly considered half measure
at best.
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Building taller and taller seawalls
isn't doing anything
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except lining the pockets
of seawall corporations.
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-Those aren't things.
-I'm just saying.
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We need to address
the real root of the problem.
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Carbon emissions.
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Maybe the five permanent members
of the Security Council
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should reach an agreement
before we listen to countries
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that are lucky to even be included.
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[hits gavel] United States,
you do not have the floor.
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Equatorial Guinea, if you're done,
you may yield back to the US.
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I yield to the chair.
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[chokes]
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Oh, shit.
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[McEnroe] I know yielding to the chair
doesn’t sound exciting
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to cool jocks like you or me,
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but that was the Model UN equivalent
of me throwing my racket at an umpire.
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Uh... Russia.
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I'd actually like to hear more
of Equatorial Guinea's plan.
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I think she's onto something,
and I'd like to make her my friend.
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I mean, ally.
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[upbeat music playing]
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You're buffering, Eleanor.
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Are you thinking about what Paxton said?
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What if it was my mom?
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What if she's just 20 minutes away
serving enchiladas?
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She's not.
She's on a cruise ship off the Yucatán.
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Is she?
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[sighs] Okay.
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You want to go to Casa Mexico
and see if it's her?
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Sí, por favor.
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Let's go.
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[Mr. Shapiro] All right, everybody.
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So before we go back into the hotel,
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I just want to remind you,
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I expect you to all act in a way
that is respectful to your school...
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and to your bodies.
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Ergo, no partying, no room service,
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and no disrupting me
between 7:30 and 7:45.
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I have a Skype call with my partner,
Debra.
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[chuckles] We just became exclusive.
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[Devi] Wow.
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Pretty crazy I came in
and crushed it at Model UN with zero prep.
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Wow. You really think you're hot shit,
don't you?
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Now that you're having sex with Paxton?
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[mouths] What the shit?
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-No-- what?
-[McEnroe] Devi was panicking.
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How did Ben find out about her lie?
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Simple. Her friends told him.
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Would a dork be sleeping
with Paxton Hall-Yoshida?
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-Yeah, right.
-[Eleanor] It's true.
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Devi V and Paxton H-Y are plundering
each others' bods on the reg.
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But just to be clear,
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being Paxton's secret sidepiece
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doesn't make me think
you're any less of a loser.
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[scoffs]
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OMG. Devi's railing Paxton H-Y!
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Oh, my God. She's here.
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Why are you looking at me?
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You're allowed to take the apples
from the fitness center.
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I overheard you and Ben talking
on the bus.
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The idea that a girl in Model UN
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can get with a guy
like Paxton Hall-Yoshida,
241
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,829
you're an inspiration to us.
242
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,622
[McEnroe] Devi felt surprisingly honored,
243
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,500
but wondered if she should correct
these girls about her and Paxton.
244
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,503
We talked, and you should have
a bed all to yourself.
245
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:54,380
Sleeping next to our bodies is a let down
246
00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:57,133
compared to the marble statue
you're used to being with.
247
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,176
[McEnroe]
Maybe correcting these girls could wait.
248
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,512
It's not like they're gonna talk
to the Hot Pocket,
249
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,097
and she'd already given them hope.
250
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,807
It'd be cruel to take that away.
251
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:05,808
[knocking on door]
252
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:10,146
-Oh, my God. Her life is like a movie.
-Oh, my God. [exhales]
253
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,734
[boy] Meet me in the ice room.
Da svidania, Russia.
254
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,153
[squeals]
255
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,532
Psst. [whistles]
256
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,376
[scoffs]
257
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,044
I'm sorry. We were waiting for her?
258
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,296
[chuckles] Forget it. I'm out.
259
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,714
[scoffs] Not before I'm out.
260
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,341
Wait, please, comrades.
You haven't even heard my proposal.
261
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,261
I'd like to lead a joint initiative...
262
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,471
to get turnt.
263
00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:48,184
I want to get drunk with you guys.
264
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,144
[stammers] I don't think so, Russia.
265
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:53,230
Even when we're not on campus,
we're still representatives of our school.
266
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:57,067
Yeah. The way he said it was lame,
but I'm out too.
267
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,403
Come on, guys. I need this.
268
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,906
My mom is such a bitch.
I never get to do anything.
269
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,741
Everyone at my school hates me.
270
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,785
But you, everyone loves you.
271
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,328
You're cool.
272
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,663
You're having sex
with Paxton Hall-Yoshida!
273
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,081
How do you know who Paxton is?
274
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,375
Every teen in SoCal knows
who Paxton is, brah.
275
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,044
He's got three fan Tumblrs.
276
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,545
One of them is entirely in Korean.
277
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,172
Wow. That's crazy.
278
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,674
He's just regular old Paxton to me.
279
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,551
It's hard to see him
through the eyes of a fan,
280
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,011
because we're so close.
281
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:27,014
Okay, Russia. How exactly are we
supposed to get alcohol?
282
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,016
There's a realtors' convention
here tonight,
283
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:31,268
and the vino should be flowing freely.
284
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,604
If we swiped a couple of bottles,
no one would even notice.
285
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:36,607
I don't know. I'm already,
technically, grounded for drinking.
286
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,984
If I get caught again, I'm in deep shit.
287
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,028
But isn't this kind of normal for you?
288
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:44,156
Being grounded, sneaking alcohol,
hooking up?
289
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,825
I mean you're popular, right?
290
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:51,080
Yes. Yes, I am.
291
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,499
-I'm in.
-Yes!
292
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:55,042
Then I'm doing it too.
293
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,837
I want to make sure someone grabs
the good alcohol.
294
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,213
How do you know what's good?
295
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:02,091
My dad let me have a sip
of Cristal at New Year's.
296
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,008
Mm.
297
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,599
Oh, my God.
298
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,560
She is here.
299
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,186
Eleanor.
300
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:19,149
I can't believe my own mother
is so two-faced!
301
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,736
Oh, my God. You're not my mom.
I'm so sorry.
302
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,238
That was kinda racist of me.
303
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,323
See? It isn't her.
304
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,367
-She is on a cruise.
-I know.
305
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,997
I can't believe I trusted
Paxton's beautiful lying mouth over her.
306
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,374
[singing "Happy Birthday" in Spanish]
307
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,169
Mom?
308
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,131
Eleanor.
309
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,591
You're here?
310
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,176
And this is your job?
311
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,470
What's happening?
312
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,306
I can explain.
313
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,225
Hi, Ms. Wong.
314
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:54,894
Bye, Ms. Wong.
315
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,608
[McEnroe] Devi and Ben
only had 15 minutes.
316
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:03,068
They'd have to be
as fast as a Björn Borg serve
317
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,988
and as precise as McEnroe return
to pull off this heist.
318
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:09,700
[Mr. Shapiro] Hi, Debra. I'm on,
and I'm gonna loop in our therapist.
319
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:29,386
Can I help you?
320
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,388
Hi. We'd like two martinis, please.
321
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,224
You guys look really young.
Can I see some ID?
322
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:36,435
[scoffs] I don't have my wallet.
323
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:40,689
I mean, I guess I could go all the way up
to my room on the fifth floor,
324
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,316
-find my key--
-Just be cool, man.
325
00:15:44,234 --> 00:15:45,194
This is a one.
326
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,655
[whispers] And there's one more
where that came from.
327
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,949
Sorry, guys. No can do.
328
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:54,536
Fine.
You just lost yourself a dollar, bro.
329
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,797
They made me do it. They bullied me.
330
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,591
This is why your whole school hates you!
331
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,177
Let's go.
332
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,140
In here.
333
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,938
[footsteps approaching and receding]
334
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,191
Okay. I think we're safe.
335
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,819
-Let's just wait it out in here.
-[glass bottles clinks]
336
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:31,865
[scoffs]
337
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:34,451
[Devi laughs]
338
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,454
Jackpot. [chuckles]
339
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:39,915
[chuckle]
340
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:44,962
You okay?
341
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,881
Want to watch relaxing YouTube
on how to make tea?
342
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:48,799
No.
343
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:52,803
This is one of the few situations
where chamomile can't soothe my nerves.
344
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,263
[inhales]
345
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,683
When did she get here,
and why didn't she tell me?
346
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,768
I'm sure she has an explanation.
347
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,772
Maybe she's a spy
or in a really good cult.
348
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,275
No, she would've bragged
about those things.
349
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,902
You're so lucky.
You have a perfect family.
350
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,613
We are not perfect.
351
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,990
Yeah, you are.
352
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,035
It's not like you have a huge lie
threatening to tear everyone apart.
353
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,122
Actually, I do.
354
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:21,749
Oh, my God.
355
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,501
Do they not know you switched to AP Latin?
356
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:28,839
They don't know...
357
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:31,925
[sighs]
358
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:33,802
...that I'm gay.
359
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,389
What?
360
00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:39,433
[sighs] I'm gay.
361
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:43,520
I'm sorry that I didn't tell you sooner.
I, honestly, just realized--
362
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,190
Don't you dare apologize to me.
363
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:48,984
Really?
364
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,320
I love this for you.
365
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,698
And I love this for me.
Finally, a gay friend.
366
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,825
It really fits my brand
as a theater wench.
367
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,743
[chuckles]
368
00:17:59,078 --> 00:17:59,995
Wow.
369
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,372
That felt so great to say.
370
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:07,461
I feel like I just solved an escape room
I've been trapped in my entire life.
371
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,254
So, like, what's your type though?
372
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,007
Kristen Stewart in Twilight
or Kristen Stewart in Charlie's Angels?
373
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,384
Um... I don't know. Honestly,
374
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:18,305
I think my type is kinda that girl, Eve,
in our history class.
375
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:19,932
Oh, so Charlie's Angels.
376
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,017
-Wow.
-[chuckles]
377
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,312
How appropriate
that Eve could be your first woman.
378
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,232
I can't even think about that
until I talk to my parents.
379
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:32,069
Yeah. I guess we both have
tough conversations to look forward to.
380
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,238
I just wish Devi were here right now.
381
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:35,823
[gasps] Oh, man. She's gonna freak.
382
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,075
In a supportive way.
383
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,743
-Let's call her.
-Yeah.
384
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,583
[phone ringing]
385
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,087
[girl] Delegates,
386
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:54,383
I motion we toast the United States
and Equatorial Guinea.
387
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,510
Do I have any other signatories?
388
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,220
Whoo!
389
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,181
Ugh.
390
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,350
This is what wine tastes like?
391
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:07,771
So...
392
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,401
it turns out we're a pretty good team
for two people who hate each other.
393
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,735
I don't hate you.
394
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,904
I just think you're pretentious
and unlikable.
395
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,490
How am I unlikable?
My dad drives a Porsche Cayenne.
396
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,784
Right there. That was unlikable.
397
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,705
All right, but you have somewhat
of a difficult personality as well.
398
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,706
Who, me?
399
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,416
I'm a goddamn delight.
400
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,877
I should punch you in the Adam's apple
for saying that.
401
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,754
[sarcastically] Oh, I stand corrected.
You're America's sweetheart.
402
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:33,755
Thank you.
403
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:38,135
Hey, I kinda like Model UN.
Do you want to trade me for Chinese Club?
404
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,012
No way. Back off, poacher.
405
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:41,555
But you're so good at Mandarin.
406
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,933
Well, honestly, I only became good
at Mandarin to spite you, so...
407
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,185
[in Chinese] Thank you.
408
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,020
You're welcome.
409
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:48,979
[chuckles]
410
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,358
Hey, I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
411
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,861
What if we worked together tomorrow?
412
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,946
This will be killer on our transcripts.
413
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,699
[scoffs] Are you suggesting an alliance
between us?
414
00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:03,243
That's like North and South Korea
becoming friends.
415
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,286
Exactly.
416
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,996
Imagine how powerful they'd be.
417
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:09,750
You'd have surface-to-air missiles,
and also, BTS.
418
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,127
I feel you. World domination.
419
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,924
Have you told Paxton about Model UN?
420
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,843
I'm sure he's really interested
in international diplomacy.
421
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,721
Hey, you know what country's cool?
422
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,181
Chad.
423
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,266
[scoffs] Okay. Paxton's not dumb.
424
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,560
He's just consistently bad at school.
425
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,478
[chuckles]
426
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,188
[door opens] Come on!
427
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,399
This is exactly
what I told you guys not to do.
428
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,235
Go to your rooms right now!
429
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:42,074
And text your parents what an educational
and safe time you're having.
430
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,912
[McEnroe] Devi went to bed
happy that night.
431
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,747
She was a hero to all the nerds,
432
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,541
and alcohol seems to make Ben Gross nice.
433
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:55,754
This Model UN trip just might be
the best decision she's made all year.
434
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,007
[phone buzzes]
435
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,175
[Paxton] Devi, WTF?
436
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,886
Why are you lying to everyone
about us having sex?
437
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,017
[girl] Good morning!
438
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,978
Breakfast in bed?
439
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:11,895
[chuckles]
440
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,648
-You guys didn't have to do that.
-Yes, we did.
441
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:18,068
Last night, I drank Sauvignon Blanc,
and a boy touched my shoulder.
442
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,821
I mean, thanks to you,
I'm basically Sex and the City.
443
00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:21,780
My pleasure.
444
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,449
You guys are well on your way
to becoming cool.
445
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,367
Just like me.
446
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:26,994
-[giggles]
-[phone buzzes]
447
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,623
-Oh, my God.
-[girl] What is it?
448
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,418
-Is it from... him?
-[giggles] Ooh...
449
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,005
Yes, it is,
and I should give him a call back.
450
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,756
Could you guys give me
some privacy, please?
451
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:40,757
For phone sex?
452
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,718
Please leave. You're dismissed.
453
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,594
-[giggling] Okay.
-[giggling] Oh, my God.
454
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,848
[voicemail] This is Paxton.
I don't check my voicemail.
455
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,729
[voicemail] This is Paxton.
I don't check my voicemail.
456
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:57,482
[McEnroe] Apparently, what happens
in Davis does not stay in Davis.
457
00:21:57,774 --> 00:22:00,444
Particularly, juicy rumors about sex
458
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,612
with the hottest teen
in Los Angeles County.
459
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:06,658
Devi was distraught,
but she had no one to blame but herself.
460
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,661
Well, maybe she could think
of one other person.
461
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,333
If Ben hadn't opened
his big fat stupid mouth,
462
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:18,003
her harmless piece of fiction would have
never spread to the entire school.
463
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,047
It was his fault Paxton was mad at her.
464
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,548
He was the villain here.
465
00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:23,884
If we don't act now,
the oceans will rise so much
466
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,762
that we'll be doing beach vacations
on the top of Mount Everest.
467
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:30,390
So the United States motions for a vote
to table our amended resolution.
468
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,893
Do I hear a second from my ally,
Equatorial Guinea?
469
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:34,227
Hmm.
470
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:38,815
Equatorial Guinea does not support
the American resolution.
471
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:42,235
In fact, we think that the resolution
is a piece of shit.
472
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:43,904
-[crowd gasps]
-[gavel banging]
473
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:47,032
Decorum. Equatorial Guinea,
please use respectful language.
474
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:50,035
Instead, I would like to put forth
an alternative plan.
475
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,080
The US contributes
far more carbon emissions
476
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,748
than any other nation.
477
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:57,834
Thus, Equatorial Guinea would like
to formally request permission
478
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,045
to nuke the United States.
479
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:04,049
[gavel banging] Decorum.
That's not what we do in Security Council.
480
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,300
And even if it were,
481
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:08,095
Equatorial Guinea doesn't have
nuclear capabilities.
482
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,183
Russia, you're a narc,
but if you give me your nukes,
483
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,684
I'll let you have my e-mail address.
484
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,061
But you already gave it to me.
485
00:23:16,144 --> 00:23:17,854
My real e-mail address.
486
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,357
Hot dog.
487
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:25,445
The Russian Federation formally surrenders
all nukes to Equatorial Guinea.
488
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:29,241
What now, Mr. Chairman? I'm all nuked up.
489
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:31,660
Point of order.
That's not even how Model UN works.
490
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,578
You're being insane, Devi.
491
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:36,289
We can't seriously be talking
about nuclear war.
492
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,624
Guess what, Belgium?
493
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:39,835
You just got nuked.
494
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,754
And anyone else who supports
the United States
495
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,464
can consider themselves nuked too.
496
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:48,385
The US has shown they can't be trusted
with sensitive information,
497
00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,595
and if left to their own devices,
498
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,639
will ruin all our lives.
499
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,224
Who's with me?
500
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:55,976
Viva World War III!
501
00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,394
[cheering]
502
00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:04,818
[chanting] World War III! World War III!
World War III! World War III!
503
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,487
[chairman] Decorum!
504
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:17,873
Hello. I'm Eleanor Wong
reading for Laura Wingfield.
505
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,041
Uh-huh, ready when you are.
506
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,046
Why did you do that, Mother?
507
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,595
[whispers] Why did you do that, Mother?
508
00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:35,474
[audience member coughs]
509
00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:38,643
Why are you...
510
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:40,770
How old are you, Laura?
511
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,355
Mother...
512
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:45,817
you know my age.
513
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,903
I thought you were an adult.
514
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:49,279
It seems I was mistaken.
515
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:52,741
Please, don't stare at me, Mother.
516
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,035
[inhales deeply]
517
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,162
When you’re disappointed,
518
00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:02,250
you get that awful, suffering look
on your face...
519
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:08,465
like the picture of Jesus’s mother
in the museum.
520
00:25:14,429 --> 00:25:17,265
Wow. Eleanor, I was prepared
to make you do props,
521
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,851
but that was... a revelation.
522
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,729
I don't think the part of Laura
is big enough for you.
523
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:24,397
I think you have to be our Amanda.
524
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:26,233
But Amanda is the lead.
525
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:29,903
Yes, she is, Eleanor. Yes, she is.
526
00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:35,450
Thank you.
527
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,576
[giggles]
528
00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,504
[siren blares]
529
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,925
[sirens continue]
530
00:25:52,008 --> 00:25:53,301
[door slams]
531
00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:55,845
[phone chimes]
532
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,056
[Fabiola] Where are you?
Why aren't you calling us back?
533
00:25:58,139 --> 00:25:59,224
We need to talk to you.
534
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,651
[sighs]
535
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:13,029
[Devi] Hey.
536
00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:17,158
I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry
for everything that happened.
537
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,536
I never intentionally told people
that we were hooking up.
538
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:20,620
Oh, really?
539
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,706
Then why did I get a million texts
from people
540
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:25,458
asking me if I was having sex
with Devi Vishwakumar?
541
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:28,461
My friends just assumed it,
and I never corrected them,
542
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,629
and it just got out of hand.
543
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,339
And why didn't you correct them?
544
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,425
Because you wanted them
to think we were having sex.
545
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,052
-No, Paxton. You don't understand--
-No, you know what?
546
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:39,055
I thought we were friends,
but you were just using me.
547
00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:42,100
[scoffs] You're being dramatic.
It's just a silly rumor.
548
00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:43,977
-[locker slams shut]
-That you started.
549
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,229
It's messed up, Devi.
550
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:53,445
[sighs]
551
00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,323
Devi! We've been trying
to get in touch with you.
552
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:59,034
Some crazy things happened,
and we both have something to tell you.
553
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,369
-Now is not a good time!
-But it's really important.
554
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:04,623
Trust me, whatever you guys have going on,
my shit's bigger, okay?
555
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,041
I have the bigger shit!
556
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,627
["Moon Like Sour Candy"
by The Ophelias playing]
557
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,296
♪ Moon like sour candy... ♪
558
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:12,213
[knocking on door]
559
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:14,049
♪ In your mouth... ♪
560
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,593
Kanna, did you have a good trip?
561
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,303
Sure.
562
00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:21,181
Well, I think you've learned your lesson,
563
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,308
and I've actually run out of things
for you to do.
564
00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:26,144
So... your grounding is over.
565
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,189
If you'd like to go
to Eleanor's or Fabiola's house
566
00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:32,734
to do something fun, like practice PSATs,
567
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:33,860
you have my permission.
568
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,238
No, thanks.
I don't feel like going anywhere.
569
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,200
Okay.
570
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:53,004
♪ Wearing corduroy
For four days straight ♪
571
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:59,844
♪ Reach out to your mother, I am crying ♪
572
00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:06,476
♪ Crying ♪
573
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:19,155
♪ You can only like me when you're drunk ♪
574
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:26,037
♪ The sky is open, my stomach sunk ♪
575
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:32,711
♪ Tongue like bubbles floating
Down my rotten skin ♪
576
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:38,591
♪ Don't worry about it, I am trying ♪
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