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Teacher...

Old lmp

Teacher

Brother Zhou

How interesting...

Why would you know Jade Wave Palm of Peach Blossom lsland?

How ugly...

Who are you?

Who taught you martial arts from Peach Blossom lsland?

Speak up or l'll kill you!

Kill me? Great!

l will kill you too You go on and kill me first...

Don't be afraid...

Are you mad, Old lmp? How can you hit Rong-er?

She's not my younger sister she's not my disciple

She's not my elder sister, or my mother Why should l listen to her?

- Brother Zhou - Don't say anything and don't come over

Even if we share the same mother

None of you care for me. Let's go

- Old lmp - Brother Zhou

Miss, are you alright?

l must have driven that nasty girl up the wall this time

l'm Zhou Botong People call me Old lmp

What's your name?

l don't know

You must be Old Heretic's illegitimate daughter

lf that nasty girl dies you'll be the only heir

And you won't have to fight for his property with her

You're fighting me?

You don't know whose on your side l've wasted my efforts

When you're not lazing you end up breaking things

Just leave it there Go on and eat with teacher

- You'll hurt yourself - What about you?

Silly boy

lt's only right for the wife to serve the husband. Come on, let's eat

Teacher

Help...

What are you doing, brother?

Where's that lass?

Look where l got bitten

l'll cook you and eat you

lt'll taste really good

Don't get any closer

Rong-er

Look, Brother Jing

l am scared...

Officer of Defence, bestowed by the Emperor

Shi Yanming

Old Beggar, this is interesting

Rong-er, isn't this Master Lu's lron Eight Trigram from Cloud Manor?

lt's Master Lu!

Silly boy, look at these two

Their clothes and flesh have disintegrated

which means they've been dead for more than 10 years at least

This trigram isn't too bad

This could be one of my father's six disciples

This belongs to Brother Qu

Brother Lu has said that Brother Qu is still alive

but alas, he has died here a long time ago

Teacher, look at his legs

Both of his legs have been broken right at his knees

They must be broken by your father

- Give that trigram back to me - Brother Zhou, stop fooling around

This must be Brother Qu His name was Qu Lingfeng

He was my father's favourite amongst his six disciples

Give that trigram back to me

Shi Yanming was stabbed from the back

lt must have been a trap

And Qu Lingfeng's bones have been broken uniformly by the force of palm strength

How did it happen?

Old lmp

Where is that young lass you brought with you?

She's right outside

Father, save me

Rong-er, don't kill her now

l'm not going to

Miss, what is your surname?

You mustn't kill me

Tell me now who taught you martial arts?

Help...

She's not talking sense

and has a glazed look in her eyes She must be retarded

Yes, l am Shagu, the retard

Shagu, whose sword and Eight Trigram are these?

Return it to me!

The sword is my father's!

Rong-er, it seems like

she's... Qu Lingfeng's daughter

Don't kill me...

Stop it. l tied her up

so l'll untie her myself

She doesn't look that ugly now

Old lmp, why don't you marry her?

Then she can play your games with you

- and you won't be lonely - Alright, l'll be your wife!

No... l'm not ever getting married

You're my husband, you're my husband!

- Good, you're my husband - No...

Brother, what are you doing?

Brother, do a good deed

Help me out and take her as your mistress

Alright, l'll be your mistress!

No, this won't do

- l'm your mistress, don't go - What are you doing, Shagu?

Shagu... this is your little husband

You must follow him forever

- Alright... - Brother

Brother, have a heart You can't abandon her

Stop this!

What's going on?

Teacher, this is all because of him Look...

Old lmp, look at you. You and l combined will total over a hundred years in age

What are you doing playing pranks on these young people?

l want to be his mistress

So it's alright for you to tease me

but everything l do is wrong l am not happy at all!

Brother

All of you are on her side

l hate you all

Brother...

Aren't you a little old for this?

lt's not for me. lt's for Brother Zhou

He didn't say a word last night

l think he's really angry this time

Good... Great singing

What? That was terrible!

Since Mister Ouyang doesn't like it

Boss Chen

Yes, Your Highness

Get her to leave

Let me get someone better to sing for you

- And bring more food and wine for us - Sure

Your Highness, you are blessed indeed to have Mister Ouyang helping you

The Book of Wu Mu will be yours for sure

The security there is very tight though

No one can stop me from going where l want to go

lt is not a simple task, regardless

We must be careful

ln the year of Cheng Lung

our ancestor led the army to invade the south

Although the mission was unfulfilled his bravery was undeniable

l believe there is no one who can match him

Of course there is

With your power and ambition, father

and the aid of the Book of Wu Mu

Jin Empire will regain its days of glory

and you will be the greatest in history

Don't say that, Kang

l am only a prince

Your Highness, Jin Empire will be yours eventually

Don't talk nonsense

No matter what

Book of Wu Mu is ours for sure

Let's drink to our hearts' content

Yes, let's drink up

- Drink some more - Let's drink

l can't stand the sight of them being sojubilant

We have to bear with it

Ouyang Feng alone can handle both of us

We can't beat them but we can play pranks on them

There you go again. We'd betterjust hurry back and discuss with teacher...

Teacher is hurt, there's no point in that

- Follow me - Rong-er

These are very important guests Do your best, understand?

Yes, boss. Don't worry...

What are you doing in here?

We're in the prince's service

Are there instructions from the prince?

No, there isn't

The prince is royalty

and he doesn't eat common food

These dishes have been specially created

How can the Prince eat these? Throw them away

So, what dishes should we serve?

You can't even handle such a small matter? l'll teach you then

Your Highness, the food is here

Why are they all covered? How do we eat them?

Yes...

What's this?

These are your favourites

This is Steamed Toads in Sauce and it is upside down too

Deep-fried Mindless Worms

And Oil-Soaked Jin Empire

This dish is steamed squids

also known as Scoundrel for a Father

- Sir - You're short of one more

- What? - Human Soup!

You've had your fun. Let's go

That's too easy on them

What else do you want?

You taught us to make these dishes

When did we ever do that?

lt wasn't you. lt was your service staff

What service staff?

l don't know

A man and a woman, two young people

Guo Jing, Huang Rong

That's right... Come here

Come here

l've caught you

Brother, play with me

You're fat and stupid l'm not free to play with you

l'm here...

- l've caught you now - Come on and play with me

lt's you again lt's alright if l knock my head

but if you knock your stomach there would be big trouble

Let's play over there This man is so pesky

Big brother

Serves you right, Old lmp No one wants to play with you

Yes, he didn't want to play with me So what?

Want to play? Here

You're just trying to appease me

l don't have so much time

l'll throw it away if you don't want it

Don't do that

Call my name

Go on...

Huang Rong

Say it in a nicer way, and louder too

Heroine Huang Miss Huang, Huang something

Rong-er, forget it

Alright, take it

This isn't bad

Brother, don't be angry anymore

l wasn't angry at her

Then l wonder who was the one pulling a long face before

Those kids will play with me now

How exciting!

What is it, Shagu?

How impressive!

Old Beggar's skills are fantastic!

His skills are not that great

Yes... When he was training

his mouth'd spurt red liquid with a loud noise!

That's so fun...

Teacher

Teacher...

Teacher...

Are you alright?

Don't worry, l won't die

Don't cry like that yet

Or else when l really die you'd run out of tears

- Teacher - Teacher, you're so highly skilled

You won't die

Precisely because my skills are good

one vicious hit from that Old Venom

made me go overboard just now when l was using my internal strength

to heal myself

- Don't worry, l'll help you - Big Brother

Old lmp...

Stop making me mad and you'll be doing me a huge favour

Teacher, l'll get a doctor

Jing

lt's useless

Doctors can't help me l'll be fine

lt's just that my one wish hasn't been fulfilled

Teacher, let's sneak into the palace tonight and steal food

Rong surely knows me best

Teacher, you're not well yet

Not well?

When someone mentions good food

l feel absolutely fine See, l can walk now

Great, l am going to brush my teeth and get ready for the feast tonight

The task at hand is not to deal with Guo Jing and Huang Rong

lt's the Book of Wu Mu

l've been looking through correspondence from the late Yue Fei

The Book of Wu Mu is hidden in Shuilian Cave in the Forbidden Palace

Let's not sit on this anymore

We'll go tonight

Alright

Although we have many highly-skilled martial artists

the Forbidden Palace is a dangerous place

You shouldn't come along, father

Alright. Niu Family Village is not far from here

l'll wait over there

What are we waiting for? Sunrise?

The soldiers are gone. Let's go...

Settle down, Old lmp

The minute we got here l started to salivate

l think l can smell food

Where's the kitchen?

- l don't know - Let's look around

Wait for me

What are you doing?

They're having so much fun l want tojoin them

Go on then...

lt'll be fun if we are dead because of you

l'll save it for later then

lt's here

That useless emperor has quite a nice kitchen

Yes

- Teacher - Don't nag me, l'm hungry

Smells great...

Wonderful...

Teacher, how can you eat cold food?

Silly girl

This chef is the best chef in the world

Everything they cook are delicious

Take your time then. l'll keep watch

- Have some, Old lmp - l am eating already

Jing, come here

Teacher, there are Cha Shao Buns here

Look for the 5 Braised Delights for me l don't want any buns

l bet the silly boy won't find it

l can't find it, teacher

Let me do it. These are great...

l've found it! 5 Braised Delights!

Let me see

Old lmp...

l'm the emperor now Both of you must kneel before me

Don't fool around at a time like this Give it to me!

Kneel or l'll pour it away

- Brother Zhou - Kneel...

Your Highness...

Old Beggar finally gives in to me

Teacher, are you alright?

l'm fine l won't die when l have good food to eat

- Eat slowly - Bad news!

Someone's coming. Hide

Teacher, hide over there

Did you win or lose just now?

l lost too much. What about you?

So did l. lf l had won what would l be doing here?

- That's true - Let's get some free food

What did you find?

- Can't you see l'm eating? - Let's go and recoup our losses

Let's go

My back hurts l'm going out for a walk

lt's no wonder Song Empire is going to fall with such an emperor and soldiers

Of course the country will fall!

Brother Jing

lt's useless

The Jin army will invade us eventually

Jing, don't say that

Even though the current emperor is a fool

the Jin scoundrels are even more cruel and the people of Han will suffer even more

The people are not living comfortably now anyway

No matter what, the people are the innocent ones

This is Shuilian Cave

What are you doing?

l'm going in

lt doesn't take more than one person to get a book. l'll go alone

All of you, wait here

Sir, did you find it?

lt's a mess here Would the prince have made a mistake?

l don't think so Let's look together

This is rather strange

Why?

This is the lmperial Palace

Why isn't there anyone around?

That's true...

Why is that?

Who's that?

- What are you yelling for? - l saw...

Hey, don't play pranks like that

Can a ghost play a prank then?

Ghost!

- What? - lt's there...

Over there

There's nothing. What did you see?

Don't talk about people in daylight and don't talk about ghosts at night

Then shut up

Brother Jing, don't think so much

lt must be Old lmp

Teacher, we'll go and take a look

Go ahead My appetite was spoilt just now

Now let me enjoy my food in peace. Go on...

- Don't kill me... - Brother Ghost, let me go...

l'll let you live, you beasts

So it's the two of you

Yes, we're the little ghosts here to punish you big ghosts

Assassins! After them!

Guards are here. Get teacher out

There seems to be a cave at the back Let's hide inside

You've sabotaged yourselves

Rong-er, leave first

No, you leave first

Both of you are not going anywhere

- Brother Jing - What are you doing, Yang Kang?

lf l don't kill him today l won't get this chance again

You can't kill him l want him to teach me Jiuyin manual

- l must kill him - You mustn't

Zhou Botong?

We are just playing Why did you use so much strength?

You two leave first

No

Two against one is no fun

Let's go. There is no fun

Oh no

Old Beggar is still in there

Brother Jing

We can't deal with that now

Teacher is injured, but he can still handle a couple of soldiers

We must save Brother Jing first

How?

Let's go back to Shagu's place

- Shagu again? - Old lmp, l know you like to play

But this time, things are serious

You should never pull out the dagger in Brother Jing, or else

he may die

That dagger is no fun What's the point of taking it out?

Brother Jing

Why did you people take so long to come and play with me?

- l'll play with you now - Great!

Old lmp

Stop playing

Help Brother Jing into the secret chamber

- l'll help him first then - Play with me

We need to tidy up the chamber lt's a mess

Play with me

Brother Jing

Hang in there, Brother Jing

Why is there a dagger in him?

- l'll play with you now - No

Old lmp, only you can help me now

Please help me tidy up the chamber

Play with me, hurry up and play with me

l'm sorry, Brother Qu

Old lmp, stop playing Move the things away

Old friend, l've nothing to do with this. lt's her...

Brother Jing...

lt's my fault l shouldn't have left you here

Why are you staring at me?

l'm not just going to stare at you l'll kill you!

No one is to kill Shagu

lt's not her fault

Brother Jing

l'll help you inside

- Where are you going? - We're going to play

How can you play now?

Brother Jing is going to die

We'll play later

Rong-er

- Brother Jing, l'm here - Rong-er

Don't be afraid l've blocked his 7 major vital points

He won't bleed or feel the pain anymore

- You're leaving? - What then?

You'll let him die?

l don't know how to save him

So there is no way?

Yes, the Jiuyin manual

lt contains healing techniques

- Then hurry up and save him - l... l can't do it

Two people hands must be held tightly for 7 days and 7 nights at all times

l'll die of boredom if l were to stay still for 7 days and nights

But no one else can save him but you

You can. You're his wife Who else can save him but you?

He can recite Jiuyin manual

Old lmp...

Rong-er...

Brother Jing

Forget it, he's not patient enough

Brother Jing, can you bear with it?

l can. But doing this is too hard on you

Don't be silly This is the best place to recover in

No one can find you here

And we can look outside too

What are you doing here?

l... Did l do something wrong just now?

What did you do wrong?

The weather's great today lt'll be wrong if we don't go and play!

- Play? - Are you going?

lf you don't, l will

Wait, l'm going too

Rong-er

Take a break, Rong-er

l'm not tired. This is a crucial moment

l must not rest now

l'm much better now l don't want you to get injured as well

l'm not so weak

You still don't look well Let's not stop

Rong-er, you're so good to me

But you are not good to me

Yes, l make you angry very often

l don't mean that

But at this crucial point you are still holding my hands

lf we both get injured you will waste my efforts

l'm sorry

ls anyone here?

Oh no, it's them

ls anyone here?

l'm starving. Where's everyone?

Looks like no one lives here

lt's deserted

l don't think anyone will follow us here

This Book of Wu Mu is useless to me

Therefore, l will give this to Your Highness

Father, with the Book of Wu Mu we Jins will rule the world in no time

Father

Yes?

Are you alright?

Yes. Since Mister Ouyang has given me such an excellent gift

l should open it and let everyone admire it