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presentation.
Had.

>> dicky: From hollywood, it's
"jimmy kimmel live."

tonight, senator bernie sanders,
cal penn and music from haim.

And now, jimmy kimmelle
[cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: Thank you.
Welcome, greetings my fellow

americans, I'm jimmy.
I'm the host of the show.

Thank you for watching in the
aftermath of wrestle mania in

cleveland tonight.
It was the main event, sleepy

versus sleazy.
The first and hopefully the last

debate between joe biden and
donald trump.

It got off to an interesting
start, you know, they flipped a

coin to determine who would get
the first question, but when

trump saw the quarter in the
air, he said hey, that's how

much I paid in taxes last year,
and it went downhill from there.

Because of the pandemic, there's
no opening hand shake, no

physical contact.
The candidates remained socially

distant.
It was like date night with

melania.
Biden faced an unusual

challenge.
How do you diebate a pathologicl

liar.
It's like debating a parrot.

The parrot's going to repeat the
same things and then take a dump

on the "new york times."
their views on the integrity of

the election, biden is for it,
trump is against.

It was a good debate.
The candidates had a product

tproducttive
give-and-take, no, it was

terrible.
I'd call it a nightmare, but at

some point during a nightmare
you get some sleep is.

We were talking about whether to
move to vancouver or montreal.

If you missed the debate
tonight, basically did went like

this.
>> vote now.

Make sure you in fact let people
know.

>> he doesn't want to answer the
question.

>> I'm not going to answer the
question, because --

>> why wouldn't you answer the
question?

Radical left --
>> will you shut up, man?

>> who is on your list, joe?
>> jimmy: Trump treated chris

wallace like eric asking for
more lunch money.

You know it's heated when the
m

moderator says let's return to
the topic of race.

Team trump also stirred up a lot
of qanon-sense.

He demanded that an inspector be
brought in to check inside the

ears of each candidate to make
sure there were no transmitters

in them, for real.
This is what donald trump does,

accuses the other guy of
something insane and acts like

it's suspicious when the other
guy ignores it.

Have you looked inside a
77-year-old guy's ear?

It's like a chewbacca reunion in
there.

He's called for biden to be
tested for performance-enhancing

drugs.
What biden is doing is called

reading.
You should try it once in a

while.
But the president was looking

for any excuse that he could get
his baby-sized hands on.

He released all his dogs to
attack biden's mental faculties,

including rudy giuliani, the guy
who puts mensch in dementia.

>> I've talked to doctors, I've
had them look at a hundred

different tapes of his.
>> the biden folks say he's

fine.
>> he can't recite the pledge of

allegiance, and he's fine?
>> jimmy: There's no proof to

this claim.
I hope he never has to see his

boss try to sing "god bless
america."

♪ god mess america "
♪ land that I love

♪ stand beside her
♪ and guide her

♪ through the night with a light
from above ♪

>> jimmy: You notice they lost
him at "sdand btand beside her."

the telltale signs of add
raleigh bus may include being

overly talkative, check.
Secretive behavior, check.

Financial difficulties
double-check, mania, check.

Incomplete thoughts check.
Excessive weight loss, so he

doesn't have all the signs.
Cnn had a group of undecided

voters standing by tonight u
which is hard to imagine anyone

is still undecided, but I guess
some people are.

That is very interesting to me.
We got in touch with an

undecided voter to get his
reaction to tonight's debate.

Let's welcome him here now, from
perryville, pennsylvania.

Say hello to daniel hopkins, how
are you?

>> how am I?
>> jimmy: Yes.

>> I don't know.
>> jimmy: Okay, well, did you

come away from the debate
tonight with an idea of who

you're going to vote for?
>> not really.

>> jimmy: Not really?
>> I still go back and forth.

>> jimmy: Well, you know, you're
going to have to make up your

mind by November 3rd, right?
>> I know.

That's coming up, right?
>> jimmy: Right.

>> yeah.
Well, that's why I started

making lists of the pros and
cons for each candidate.

>> jimmy: That's a good idea.
Can you take us through that?

Can you show us the list?
>> oh, yeah, sure.

For biden, under cons, I have
old, teeth too shiny, uses gross

words like malarkey and seems
like he eats persimmons to

soften his stool.
>> jimmy: All right, what do you

have for pros, daniel?
>> let's see, sane, knows how to

form a sentence and isn't a
racist.

>> jimmy: All right, what about
donald trump?

>> okay, under cons, very also
old, is racist, is a narcissist,

sexual predator, liar, con man,
inept and kind of blobby

looking.
>> jimmy: All right, now what

about the pros?
>> oh, I don't have any pros.

>> jimmy: There are no pros for
donald trump.

>> >> nothing comes to find.
>> jimmy: Shouldn't that tell

you that you might not want to
vote for him?

>> it should.
But for some reason, it doesn't.

>> jimmy: So how will you make a
decision then?

>> I guess the same way I
decided to marry my wife.

I'll flip a coin.
Heads biden, tails trump.

>> jimmy: That doesn't seem like
a great way to decide.

And?
>> that's weird.

>> jimmy: What?
>> it landed on its edge.

Hey, maybe I could swallow it
and see which side comes out

first.
>> jimmy: Why don't you do that

and then let us know, okay?
Thank you, daniel, daniel

hopkins, everybody.
That's

[ applause ]
that's not covid-19 approved.

Joe biden released his tax
returning for 2019.

He paid around $300,000, which
is just about $299,000 more than

trump paid.
The "new york times" got their

hands on a bunch of years of the
president's tax returning.

Did you know a man who got paid
$500,000 to do a double stuff

oreos commercial just nominated
for someone for the supreme

court.
In 2005 he got paid $100,000 to

record a bunch of ring tones.
Somebody actually posted the

footage of the recording session
of this on youtube, and I'd like

you to stop now and imagine
hearing this every time someone

called you on the phone.
>> this is donald trump.

I have no choice but to tell
you, you're getting a phone

call.
>> jimmy: That was perfect,

donald.
Give us is the next one.

>> this is donald trump telling,
this is donald trump telling you

to think big and live large.
And also, answer your phone

while you're at it.
>> jimmy: That was, is you

really nailed that one.
Let's try one more.

>> I'm donald trump, I'm donald
trump reminding, whoops.

I'm donald trump reminding you
that timing is everything, and

it's time for you to pick up
your phone.

>> jimmy: That's right.
Timing is, see, now that's a

perfect call right there.
Speaking of perfect.

The geniuses at the trump
campaign had a little snafu this

afternoon.
Hours before the debate started,

they sent this e-mail to
supporters, from donald trump,

request the subject, I finished
debating joe biden.

Now they sent that the at 2:29
in the afternoon u , three and

half hours before the debate
started.

We went on the street yesterday,
this was yesterday, the debate

was still 24 hours away, but did
that stop people from claiming

to have seen it?
No, it did not.

As you will see in tonight's
edition of "lie witness news."

[ applause ]
>> the debate on tv last night.

Who do you think was better,
trump?

Or biden?
>> trump.

>> were you surprised last night
at the beginning of the debate

when president trump pulled up
on that motorcycle?

>> absolutely.
>> what did you think?

>> sbloout absolute ly.
>> describe it for people.

>> I know he was on it.
I seen him.

He was like revving it a little
bit, which was pretty great, and

that, that's what I enjoyed.
>> yeah.

>> did the fonzie thing.
>> exactly.

>> what was your favorite moment
of the debate?

Was it when trump pulled up on
the motorcycle?

When kanye west pulled the
microphone out of joe biden's

hand or when joe biden bit
trump's arm.

>> kanye.
You did it?

You actually did did?
>> joslin, last night was the

big presidential debate.
I'm sure you watched.

>> yeah.
>> when president trump and joe

biden tried to do a tiktok
dance, what did that look like

to you?
>> I mean, it just looked like

they were trying to be a
tiktoker, I guess.

You know?
>> yeah, what did joe biden look

like?
>> he was kind of like being, he

was very stiff.
>> yeah.

>> trump had more fun with it.
>> did joe biden go too far when

he called president trump a no
of good stinky loser?

>> absolutely.
>> how did you file when he

called him that on the debate
stage?

>> I was frustrated and enraged.
>> anything you want to say to

vice president about calling
donald trump a no good stupid

doody loser?
>> you need to stop calling our

president.
>> a no good.

>> scum ball.
>> doody loser.

>> jimmy: Et cetera.
You know what?

We're all very frustrated
tonight.

But we have a very special show,
cal penn is with us, music from

haim, and we'll be right back
with senator bernie sanders.

♪
[cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: Welcome back to our
debate result show.

Their album is called women in
music part three, music from

haim, at an empty parking lot at
the forum.

Tomorrow night, join us for the
return of a beloved american

tradition.
Jimmy kimmel game night, adam

sandler will be with us,
followed by our new show at a

regular time with julie bowen
and my morning jacket.

Our first ghosuest on this
post-debate program is the only

guy over 70 who has cardi b's
number in his cell phone, please

welcome senator bernie sanders.
[cheers and applause]

hello, senator.
>> hey, jimmy, how are you?

>> jimmy: I'm okay.
Senator sanders, be honest, how

many times did you yell at your
television tonight watching the

debate?
>> uh, many.

>> jimmy: Many times, yeah.
I would love to watch it with

you and see what your reactions
are.

>> no, you wouldn't, no, you
wouldn't.

>> jimmy: You were a subject
early on in the debate.

T
they talked --

>> I heard that.
I heard that.

>> jimmy: Did you feel that joe
biden was distancing himself

from you in some ways?
>> look, I've been in a number

of debates in my life, and
taking on trump, who is a bully,

who is a liar, who doesn't even
respect the rules of the debate

is very, very difficult.
But I think biden made a number

of very, very important points
tonight.

While trump continues to lie in
an incredible way.

>> jimmy: How often do you spoke
to joe biden?

>> every now and then.
Joe and I have known each other

for a long time.
I'm working as hard as I can to

see that he gets elected.
We have held a number of virtual

rallies.
I'll probably be hitting the

road fairly soon for him.
I happen to think, and I think

people saw this tonight, in
donald trump we have the most

dangerous president in the
history of this country,

somebody who not only lies all
of the time, jimmy, but really

doesn't believe in science.
I think you saw that it tonight,

despite what he was saying about
how wonderful and great the

united states is doing in terms
of the coronavirus pandemic, we

have the highest death rate per
capita of almost any country on

earth.
We have no national policy.

We have a president who
continues to reject science.

That's true for the coronavirus.
That is true for climate change

as well.
And what we need, and I think

biden will give us, is a
government that at least listens

to science and develops
legislation based on science.

Not somebody who jerejects sciee
or makes fun of scientists.

>> jimmy: It did seem like he
was trying to distance himself

from the new green deal.
Is that just politics that he's

playing?
>> well, look, jimmy, his views

are different from mine.
I happen to believe in the green

new deal.
Joe's views are different.

But the truth is.
A, he understands the climate

change is an existential threat
to the planet.

And b, the point that he made is
right.

Whether you agree with the green
new deal or you take another

approach, he has another
approach.

He has prepared to invest
trillions of dollars in

transforming our energy system
away from fossil fuel to energy

sustainability.
And when you do that, you can

lead the world in moving away
from fossil fuels, save the

planet for our kids and
grandchildren, and also create

millions and millions of
good-paying jobs.

Think about the jobs that we can
create as we weatherize homes

and buildings all over america,
as we move towards more green

transportation system, changes
in agriculture, investments in

solar, wind and other
sustainable energy.

Biden is absolutely right and
trump is wrong.

In terms of job creation, going
in the direction of combating

climate change and investing in
sustainable energy, that is the

economic, smart thing to do.
>> jimmy: Do you think these

televised debates are
constructive?

>> I'll tell you something.
If you stop and think about it,

I don't think tonight was a
great night for america, and I

think I was probably not the
only person yelling at the tv.

You know, if you stop and you
think, jimmy, and you say, all

right, look, let's calmly talk
about what are the real issues

facing the american people?
We have 90 million americans who

are uninsured or underinsured.
We spend far more per capita on

health care than the people of
any other country, and we are

the only major nation on earth
not to guarantee health care to

all people as a human right.
That's a real problem.

>> jimmy: Trump keeps saying
that he is going to take care of

people with preexisting
conditions.

>> that's a lie.
That's an absolute lie.

>> jimmy: We know it's a lie, of
course it's a lie, and of course

trump, one way or another, we
won't see him again after four

years.
What about the senators and the

representatives who go along
with this?

Do they think that we're going
to forget about this in two

years when there are millions of
people who can't get health

insurance anymore?
>> you raised a very important

point.
It's one thing to talk about

trump.
But I will tell you what has

really surprised me is the
cowardice of my colleagues in

the united states congress.
With very few exceptions.

Very few.
They have allowed themselves to

be intimidated by donald trump.
And, in terms of health care,

the simple truth is, and trump,
I think, could not even deny it

tonight is he is now in the
courts trying to end the

affordable health care act which
will throw at least 20 million

people off the insurance they
have.

He says we have a plan.
He's been president for almost

four years.
Where is the plan other than

throwing people off the health
care they have and doing away

with preexisting conditions.
And in terms of prescriptions,

of course we pay the highest
price.

Pharmaceutical industry is a
bunch of crooks.

But all trump has done is come
up with bogus executive orders.

He does not have the guts to
take on the pharmaceutical

industry, something if the
democrats gain control of the

united states senate, which I
hope very much happens.

I'm going to be chairman of the
sub committee on health, trust

me, we will take on those crooks
in the pharmaceutical industry.

>> jimmy: Speaking of cowardice.
I don't know if anything

surprises us anymore.
But I wonder if you were

surprised when specifically
asked if he would denounce white

supremacists that the president
dodged it and did not, did not

do that?
I guess, I, had'it's hard to be

shocked anymore, but that was
shocking to me, it felt like he

left that sentence uncompleted.
>> and it doesn't give me any

pleasure to say this.
You have a president who is, in

fact, a racist.
And he has been using race for a

very, very long time.
In trying to divide the american

people up.
And he's not only a racist.

He is a zen phone.
God only knows the attacks he's

made on the latino community.
He is a religious bigot, and

this is who we have as president
of the united states right now.

And that is why, you know,
people say, well, bernie, why

are you supporting joe biden.
You disagreed with him on health

care.
You disagree with him on that

issue.
And the answer is that it is

absolutely imperative that we
get rid of the most dangerous

president in the history of the
united states of america.

This is a guy who continues to
say he hey not lose office.

You want to be shocked, jimmy?
What about learning that you've

got a guy in office now who says
maybe I will lose the election,

so what?
That doesn't mean I am going to

lose office.
Because as you know, everything

is fraud lulent.
If I lose, by definition

everything is rigged.
The american people have got to

make it clear.
And I say this to republicans,

and I say it to independents,
not just democrats.

If you believe in democracy, if
you believe in the constitution

and in the rule of law, trump
has got to go.

Because he does not believe in
the law.

[ applause ]
>> jimmy: We'll be back with

senator bernie sanders.
♪

♪
>> jimmy: We're back.

Haim is on the way, senator
bernie sanders is with us.

Thank you for being with us
tonight.

You've been in the senate for
how long now?

>> uh, 14 years.
>> jimmy: Have you ever seen a

more brazen display of hypocrisy
than lindsey graham saying he

will vote to confirm a supreme
court nominee, like six weeks

before an election?
>> and this is after he told us

in front of the whole world, he
said I will never to that, mark

my words.
>> jimmy: Use my tape against

me, he said, yeah.
>> yeah, it is, look, the

hypocrisy is extraordinary.
And it is so sad, because this

is why the american people are
losing faith in the political

process.
And, you know, the problem with

the supreme court nominee is not
only what she will do after she

gets on the bench if she does.
It is this entire process by

which four days, we think, four
days before the election, the

republicans hope to have a vote
on getting her confirmed.

So the american people, in four
days will be voting for a

president who has the power to
make those nominations, and they

want to rush this thing through.
It is an outrage, and the

hypocrisy is extraordinary.
And here's the point, and I

think some of my colleagues have
been making.

I know a lot of people think,
well, supreme court nomination,

it's an obstractihon.
There is no doubt that she will

vote that the afrdable care act
is unconstitutional.

If you are a woman and you think
you have the right to control

your own body, which I certainly
agree with that, that right may

be threatened.
If you are a worker who thinks

you have certain rights on the
job, those rights may well be

taken away as well.
So it's a big deal, and it

concerns me.
>> jimmy: If the democrats win

the senate, would you support
adding more justices to tip the

scales back?
>> well, let me say this.

Chuck schumer's the democratic
leader, said all options are on

the table, and I agree with him.
This is what I believe

absolutely, jimmy.
I think at a time when so many

people have lost faith in the
political process, which is why

trump does as well as he does.
People say, nobody really cares

about me, democrats don't care
about me, republicans don't care

about me, rich are getting
richer.

I'm getting poorer, my kid can't
afford to go to college, ipwho

cares about me?
I'm just an average working

stiff.
If the democrats do not come up

with an agenda greatly expanding
health care, to make it clear

that health care is a human
right, not a privilege, raising

that minimum wage to at least 15
dollars an hour, making sure

women get equal pay for equal
work, creating millions of jobs

by dealing with climate change
and transforming our energy

system, making college available
to all kids, so that they don't

have to leave school deeply in
debt.

If we cannot stand up for the
working families of this country

who are right now struggling, so
hard.

People are trying to put food on
the table.

Trying to feed their kid, trying
to not get evicted from their

homes.
If we can't stand up for those

people and take on the powerful
special interests, then, you

know, the democratic party will
have me to contend with.

>> jimmy: Speaking of the
special interests, senator --

[ applause ]
-- I make a lot of money.

I make millions of dollars, I
pay about half of that in taxes.

I don't understand how it's
possible that donald trump gets

away with, with paying 750 and
less in taxes.

>> there are two reasons.
Two possible reasons, jimmy,

both of which may end up being
true.

Number one.
Trump lied a whole lot and

instead of being a successful
businessman, he may in fact have

lost substantial sums of money
for many, many years.

That's possibility number one.
Possibility two more likely, he

is a tax cheat and ends up
paying less in income tax than

the average worker would be
paying.

Tonight, you know, trump denied
the charge.

The "new york times" had a
detailed expose, paid $750 for

the last two years, he said no,
no, I paid millions of dollars.

Well, mr. Trump, if you paid
millions of dollars, you can

help us all understand that.
Release your tax returns!

>> jimmy: Seems very simple,
doesn't it.

>> [ applause ]
very simple.

>> very simple.
By the way, bottom line here is

the tax system is totally
corrupt.

You've got major corporation
after major corporation paying

virtually nothing or nothing in
taxes, and that has got to be

changed as well.
>> jimmy: And they call you a

socialist, yes?
So what do you say to, I see on

online people who supported you
for president, who say I'm not

going to vote for joe biden.
He's not going to do the things

h
that I want him to do.

I'm going to write in, vote for
a third party or not vote at

all.
What do you say to those people?

>> jimmy, I would say that that
is a very, very serious miss

ac
take.

You have to be political, you
have to be tactical.

Please understand, that the very
essence of american democracy is

at stake in this election.
The future of the planet is at

stake with a president who
rejects science on climate

change.
The racial divisions in this

country will only grow wider
with a president who is a

racist, and to those people who
say that, let me just say this.

I am in the united states
senate.

And here's pry promise to you.
The president believes biden

will not be a dictator.
If I have anything to say about

it, we're going to bring forth
the most programive legislation,

standing up for working people,
standing up for senior citizens

for our environment, for
criminal justice.

We are going to bring forth
sweeping reforms that I think

will allow the american people
to regain faith in the, in other

democracy.
>> jimmy: One last question,

senator, if you will.
Trump said, he claimed he spent

$70,000 on his hair.
Much to are you spending on your

hair on an annual basis?
>> uh clearly not enough.

That's for sure.
>> jimmy: Actually, now that

everyone's got this covid hair,
all of a sudden, yours doesn't

look so nutty.
Well, I thank you for your time,

senator.
I thank you for everything you

do.
Senator bernie sanders, we'll be

right back with cal penn.
♪

>>> on October 9, 2016, ken
bone, a power plant operator

from illinois became a media
sensation during the second

presidential debate.
His name, trademark red sweater,

disposable camera and unassuming
presence inspired comedy

sketches and Halloween costumes
and landed endorsement deals.

But soon after the election he
faded back into obscurity.

So where is ken bone now?
>> I'm sittin' on the couch in

my living room.
♪

>> jimmy: Welcome back.
Still to come, music from haim.

Next, the only white house
staffer to star in a kumar

movie.
Welcome kal penn.

Hi, kal.
>> how you doin'?

>> jimmy: How you doin'?
>> good.

>> jimmy: Where are you right
now?

>> I'm in the studio that we
shoot in, which is in a house in

toronto where I'm shooting
another project.

It's a combination of covid-19
restrictions and keeping

everything safe.
I'm doing what I assume you're

doing.
>> jimmy: Is it legal to shoot a

political show in canada?
Is that allowed?

>> it is, we made sure that we
did it in the right way, that

we're doing it properly.
Properly and safely.

>> jimmy: Did you watch the
debate tonight?

>> so I didn't.
>> jimmy: You didn't?

>> which I assume might be
surprising.

I just didn't think it was, I
didn't think I was going to

learn anything that would change
my mind.

>> jimmy: You were right.
>> okay, good.

I sort of thought like why go
through, like, if I'm going to

turn on the tv, I don't watch
much tv as it is.

If I've got 15 minutes and I'm
scarfing down a sandwich, I'm

going to turn on "golden girls."
>> jimmy: You prefer to watch

the debate between dorothy and
p

bl
blanche.

Our show doesn't respond to the
24-hour news cycle.

Each one is on a specific topic.
It doesn't matter what happened

this week and the last 24 hours.
>> jimmy: For those who don't

know, are you a movie star and
decided to take a job working

for the bobama administration I
the white house.

What years were you there?
>> I started in June of 2009

until the end of 2011.
So just over two years.

>> jimmy: What was that
adjustment like, going from

doing what you did to working in
such a structured and important

environment?
>> so, two things I will say.

One is it's not as crazy of a
story as you think.

There are plenty of people who
don't do what we do for a

living, but they take a leave of
absence from their private

sector careers.
I worked with people who were

pediatricians, taking leave of
absence from law school, a

factory, some people do it for
six months or a couple years.

It's what makes it a great thing
to be american.

Everything in government is
acronyms.

The real learning curve is I
would get e-mails that were like

for example the first word in
the document you might get,

might be like, it will spell out
the name of an organization, and

then in parenthesis you'll see
the rest of the name.

I remember the moreau group.
The rest was milf in the

philippines, milf recruits men.
This is amazing.

So I'm like texting my friends
who are on this e-mail chain,

oh, wait, don't do that.
Put on your serious face.

That was the learning curve I
think.

Just like keeping certain things
to yourself.

>> jimmy: Is joking around
discouraged?

>> not at the time, no.
Look, what I liked about it was

people had a decent sense of
humor.

You knew when it was time to
focus and when it was time to

joke around.
>> jimmy: When you worked for

obama, did you spend much time
if with joe biden?

You met him.
We have a photograph of the two

of you together.
>> that was my idea, like you

got your shades on you, cause I
do.

No, I didn't spend that much
time with him.

My job was mostly outreach to
young people, which I enjoyed

especially because it was, most
people agree on a lot of policy

issues unlike what you're seeing
today where there's a huge

generational shift.
A lot of them are into science

and climate change and health
care policy and all that.

My job was a little different.
>> jimmy: Has biden seen "harold

and kumar"?
>> god.

>> I hope so.
>> jimmy: You didn't discuss it

with him?
>> we didn't discuss it.

>> jimmy: If harold and kumar
fought bill and ted, who would

win that fight?
>> are bill and ted the same age

they were in the movies?
>> jimmy: The original ages.

Yeah.
>> original both?

I think I take ted, but bill
takes john.

[ laughter ]
>> jimmy: So tell me about this

show.
What's the plan for the show,

and how long are you doin' it?
>> yeah, so six episodes.

The idea for it was myself and
my writing partner, thought like

hey, we love shows like "t"the
daily show" and samantha bee.

What if you combined it with a
cbs Sunday morning where every

episode makes you feel very good
about the world.

It's a late night format,
monologue-fueled piece and then

the next about items.
The first is about the youth

vote, the second is about
education and technology.

>> jimmy: You had hillary
clinton on tonight, right?

>> we did.
We had secretary clinton on

tonight.
All of our guests, interesting.

The next two episodes, tonight
secretary clinton, next jonathan

adler, member of the federalist
society.

They advise the current
president on his supreme court

picks.
And what we liked about these

two guests is we want to offer
young viewers an opportunity to

access people with institutional
memory.

So there are plenty of great
shows out there if you want an

immediate reaction to policy and
politics.

If you're a first-time voter,
how do you consider the whole

playing field before you know
where to plug in.

Secretary clinton was amazing
with her time.

Bill nye.
>> jimmy: It's called "kal penn

approves this message."
if I saw ramen bors lee know on

the menu, I would order it in a
minute.

It sounds delicious.
We'll be right back with haim.

>> dicky: The "jimmy kimmel
live" concert series is

presented by mercedes benz, the
best or nothing.

♪
>> dicky: The "jimmy kimmel

live" concert series is
presented by mercedes benz.

The best or nothing.
>> jimmy: I want to thank

senator bernie sanders, kal penn
and first, here from the lonely

parking lot at the forum, the
song is called "gasoline."

haim.
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♪

♪ you took me back
♪ but you shouldn't have

♪
♪ mess around

♪ you took me back
♪ but I shouldn't have

♪
♪ gasoline

pretty please ♪
♪ you're such a tease

♪ grab the keys
♪ back to me

♪ in the passenger seat
♪ you know I get set

♪ and I can't get past when I
set it down ♪

♪ you took me back
♪ and I did it back

♪ you needed ice for words
♪ gasoline

♪ pretty please
♪ I want to get up

♪ but you're such a tease
♪ grab the keys

♪ back to me
♪ I want to kickback in the

passenger seat ♪
♪ we're watchin' the sun rise

from the kitchen counter ♪
♪ when you're liein' between my

legs ♪
♪ it doesn't matter

♪ you say you want to go slow
♪ but I want to go fast

♪ faster, faster
♪

♪
♪ gasoline

♪ pretty please
♪ I want to get up

♪ but you're such a tease
♪

♪ ♪