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Season 1 - Episode 12 "ALL THE KINGS OF THE KING"

Review and Sync: Konga

She died 20 years ago ...

and keep getting in in my life.

- You allow her ... - Get involved in my life.

I know.

But...

- I did what you suggested. - Did? Great.

I was setting the table.

It was simple, for 20 people.

I served crab with peppers. Girls love it.

When opening the cupboard ...

I heard my mother say ...

"I hope you don't use the fine dishes ”. 15

So, I put them back in the closet...

and I used the simple dishes.

- You call it facing your mother? - It was the best I got.

How about we try something stronger?

Like: “Mom, the party is mine.

Why aren't you going to pick yourself up? ”

I would never speak like that with my mother.

I can't even say "Drug" or "hell".

It's ironic, considering ...

that you live in hell.

- They loved my crab. - How nice. 27

with using the right dishes.

I had...

a perfect childhood. I never lacked anything.

I know.

And they kept telling him that you didn't do anything right.

It didn't matter. I didn't.

God.

I'm too old for all of this.

No it's not.

Margaret?

You're not.

Do not worry because I'm temporary.

I intend to answer to your needs ...

and maintain a long relationship professional here.

Nothing, honey.

I saw Margaret's file.She was very organized.

Maggie. Her name is Maggie.

And it is still organized. She didn't die.

Of course not.

You are not the first for which I work.

I've worked for several famous lawyers.

- Can't stay at work? - What did you say?

I was kidding.

Of course. Anyway, know that ...

- I have everything under control. - That's great.

I'm sure. Can I ask you something personal?

- Of course you can. - Have you had anal sex?

Mr. Tupper!

Maggie would have found funny. Or maybe not.

In that case, she would have ordered me to pick myself up ...

and then do a reservation for me to have lunch.

Sit down. Let me explain.

I apologize. Sit down. The case is as follows.

Don't want you to do Maggie's work.

I want you to bring Maggie back, for her to work.

But your firm has a contract with me.

I know. And I'll pay the fine and give you $ 5,000 on the outside. 68

Screw them.

Go talk to Mrs. Downy, of Human Resources.

She's skinny ...

wears black shoes, low and dirty, and stinks.

Take all the numbers of Maggie that she has.

They can be from the Philippines, from any place. Then call her.

Tell her she needs to come here ...

talk about immigration issues.

Five thousand dollars on the outside.

Really. If you don't believe me, ask Maggie.

Are you sure about giving up your room? 80

No need change the decor.

She can be scared seeing Megadeth on waking up.

In this case, check your drawers.

You don't want your grandma find your condoms.

You didn't answer me, did you know?

What you want that I say, mother?

I just wanted you I was still two years old.

You and daddy never wanted have more children, right? Just me?

I don't want any more children. That's right.

- Am I that boring? - I'm too old, Byrd. 91

And when I was four, were you about 40?

I was 25, thank you very much.

And why the interrogation?

You wanted to know of my condoms ...

and i wanted to know because I am an only child.

Do you think about it a lot?

It crossed my mind, sometimes.

Mom, when grandma come, you and dad ...

will they stop fighting?

We haven't been fighting.

You can take the sheets ...

- and take them to me? - Mom?

It wasn't interrogation, it was a conversation. 105

We don't even have two dogs.

Most people have two children and two dogs.

Are you pretending not to hear ...

but I know you're listening.

Because you hear everything.

Manila. Country code.

Manila, 63. Thank you. May I help you?

Kelly Kanippers to see Mr. Tupper. Thanks.

Miss. Nippers want to see you.

Kanippers. With K.

Damn it.

Damn it.

She's a redhead, right?

Say I'm in a meeting.

Say I'm in a meeting, I'm sick. I'm with a client. Damn it. 121

Really? Please...

bring me some mineral water. Thanks.

Mr. Tupper, I don't know what do you think ...

MS. Kanippers, we have a lot that ...

Don't hit me.

I don't intend to hit in you.

I was just going to close the door. Can I close the door?

Want to sit down?

- Here it is. - Thanks. Please.

She's nice.

Stupid, but nice.

Can?

Of course. Why not? We've done more than that.

That is, we had sex.

How are you?

Good.

- But my breasts hurt. - Wow.

And my ankles are looking like poles.

If it gets worse, I will have to start sleeping in shoes.

And I don't know why they call it “morning sickness”.

I throw up seven times a day ...

no matter what time.

I'm also like that.

I went to do prenatal care.

Ready.

You...

- need to have a blood test. - Need?

So we can move on to genetic counseling.

- Wow. Genetic what?- Counseling.

To see if the baby has three heads, or something.

My eggs are old. And I don't know who you are.

Before we proceed ...

how do you know the baby is mine?

I don't know if this baby is mine.

Trust me.

- The baby is yours. - But I'm not sure.

I have.

It's ok. Get a blood test.

I'll know it's clean and you will know that you need ...

save for his college.

Needles, blood, what a fear!

Can I ask you something personal?

If your eggs areeven cooked, or old ...

are you sure what do you want to have the baby?

You don't hear. You are beautiful, but you don't listen.

That's why we will do genetic counseling.

Forgive me. I do not know much...

but as far as i know ...

there are many mysterious things ...

happening in your body. And maybe ...

be careful to take a deep breath ...

stop and consider ...

what your options are.

You are asking me to do an abortion, isn't it?

It is an option.

My only option ...

is to do everything tothat the baby is healthy.

And I will do everything for that to happen.

I respect that, but ...

You can not compel me to nothing.

And period.

“The interested party”, I, “It may require a blood test ...

- the supposed father ”, which is you. - I'm the supposed father, lawyer, and ...

"If the alleged father refuses ...

the mother can subpoena the supposed father taking blood test.

And according to the Penal Code from California ...

article 270, the father is responsible ...

for the child's support, which includes ... 191

until the child is 18 years old.

Who does not comply ...

imprisonment, $ 2,000 fine, driver's license suspension ...

and sentencing reported to the Order of California Lawyers.

You said that you were a lawyer, right?

Is there a needle out there?

Paula, I'm leaving. I'm exhausted.

You get spouses of patients?

Sometimes. Could have conflict of interest, but ...

I made an appointment for Mr. Mattela, tomorrow.

He is the husband of thatnice lady, Margaret.

- He called? - No. I looked for ...

her plug and called him, Huff. Yes, he called.

He wants to talk to you.

He knows it’s a session, not a free conversation, right?

Huff, they are married for 400 years.

If she has problems, he has problems.

It's ok.

I will receive you, and then I will see what is best.

- Are you playing hard? - Yes I am.

- Good night. - Hang on. One more thing.

Do you have any pictures Beth's mother? 214

She is at the top of the list in my prayer group ...

and it's good to have a photo of the person for whom we pray.

I did not know you he was praying for her.

You can't even imagine how many people I pray for.

She should have called to my cell phone.

Okay, honey. I talked with her for an hour.

But she called me. How did she talk to you?

Simple. The phone rang...

I answered and it was your mother.

She is afraidto walk through the airport.

Who can blame her, with so many terrorists out there?

They are not terrorists.

- She's afraid to walk. - Of walking?

She is doing very well.

She walked a lot at Christmas.

She's starting getting tired.

But I told her that I would ask for a wheelchair.

For my mother?

Tick-tock, dear. Time passes for all of us.

Thank you, Izzy. Sorry for the inconvenience.

It was nothing. You call for the airline ...

cough a lot ...

If prices can rise to serve kosher food ...

can provide wheelchair for those who have cancer, right?

She asked me to fix an acupuncture to come here.

- Says it improves her energy. - She must be right.

Lois's cat, Matthew, had stomach cancer ...

and I couldn't even walk.

After two sessions acupuncture ...

he played in the sandbox as if on the beach.

We have to try to laugh with your mother, too. 247

and make fun of all that we don't like.

This should not be difficult.

- Hey Mom. - Huff.

Obviously, you two they will not stop laughing.

These dates must be available. I'll check.

Who's in the movie?

Seriously? I adore him.

I'll see now.

Excuse me. Hang on.

Yes, the date is available.

And it will be easy get Grauman ...

because the movie is there, right?

Damn it.

I just left my whole life falls.

I think Claywill not be available.

Of course. I will ask him.

He's just busy with the restaurant.

I will ask him, but I don't promise anything.

Can go. I will call for you in the afternoon.

It's ok.

Film premiere?

Do you think Clay can you do that?

Do not know. I can compel you.

And will you do that?

The truth? I can't risk it.

You can appear drunk and humiliate me again.

How many times do you want that I apologize?

I already said I accept your apologies.

Do you accept?

The problem is that when you acted like ...

a caveman possessive...

you showed me a new side of your personality ...

and it terrified me.

- I was drunk, okay? - You already got drunk ...

but never humbled me.

Where are you going?

I have things to do.

You can't go away in the middle of an argument.

You didn't ask if I I was going to call Clay ...

because we are discussing.

Asked why not yettrust me, and you are jealous.

- This is not true. - So your problem is another.

And we will not solve this ...

if you don't solve yours.

I already apologized 12 times, Beth.

What else do you want?

- How long have you been there? - What are you doing?

Making my bed in the TV room.

- Why? - My mom will be here tonight.

- Remember? - Great time, isn't it?

- Tell that to her cancer. - I did not mean that.

Byrd, you can fix the bed, okay?

It's ok.

that I am having success.

The cookie shop I opened it's been going well for five years ...

What do you do? Invent this crazy to be jealous ...

and spoils what could be ...

a very important night.

Honey, this is ridiculous.

I am happy with your success.

You can't stand the fact that I don't need your help.

What are you talking about?

- I gave you a Palm Pilot. - And a vacuum cleaner, too. 313

cook for you, clean your ass ...

take care of your neurotic mother ...

and everyone else, for you.

Why am i washing clothes, and not you?

Great.

I think she freaked out ...

because her mother will arrive today.

But her mother was not going to arrive when you humiliated her ...

in front of 200 people.

I didn't want to humiliate you. And there were 100 people.

It was humiliating for both of you.

How are you? Slept in the bar ... 326

I slept under from the bridge, I think.

Thank you.

The biggest signs of addiction are making jokes like that ...

or keep a secret.

I make jokes and keep secret ...

since I was fertilized.

Have you ever thought I look stressed why am i stressed?

You're not the only one that has problems.

I saw a poor biker ...

being run over yesterday ...

on Central Plaza Boulevard, by a Bentley.

They laid him down near the fountain, you know?

And they covered him with a blanket.I was dead.

You are Bentley.

I know. Better to say ...

to Beth that I kissed Marisa, and get it over with.

Don't you want to be a Bentley?

- Do you prefer to die? - That's the truth, you know?

The truth is that he felt so guilty for kissing the blonde ...

who decided to be jealous of your wife ...

- to be able to treat it badly. - I already apologized ...

fifty-seven times. I just didn't say what the reason was.

It's not her fault, It's ok?

I thought you were a psychiatrist.Don't they teach it in college?

- Teach what? - Don't hurt her with a confession ...

just so she forgive him. Is not fair.

And when she concludes that you used it to feel better ...

she will kill you.

- She's not like that. - She's a woman, isn't she?

Byrd?

Hi Grandma.

This is my boy.

- Byrd, watch out. - Excuse me.

- He's just hugging his grandmother. - You will stay in my room.

- Honey, I can't do that. - It was his idea. Do not even try.

- Leave it to me. - Thanks. 363

- What? - Byrd, show your grandma ...

how to get emails. Grandpa goes write hourly.

- Of course. Is easy. - Great.

I discovered eBay. Buy cosmetics at half the price.

Grandma, what's in here? Cement?

Vitamins, dear. Many vitamins.

- Homeopathic, holistic things ... - Mom, I found an acupuncturist.

Wonderful. This restores my energies.

I don't know why I didn't do it years ago. 373

Maggie is not there. This is Eve.

What time, Mr. Bennett?

Thursday at 3pm would be great.

Until then.

- Mineral water, without lemon. - What did you say?

That's what Murphy Bennett drinks.

And he always arrives ten minutes early.

He likes to think he won ten minutes from us.

And his wife ends up to exchange it for a boy.

When he arrives, say that he is handsome, understand?

- You are Maggie, right? - Right.

Much pleasure.

Please accept the job back.

I didn't have any migraines since I left this circus.

What is this? Friday casual?

Eevelyn! Aayvelyn!

You can bring a water and what does my guest want?

- I don't want anything, thank you. - Me neither. Clear the water.

You can go out? Thank you.

- She looks nice. - She's a robot.

Maybe you needed this.

Maggie ...

I am sorry for what happened with her sister and Immigration.

I hope you forgive me.

Whipped cream with cherry on top. I'll make it up to you.

Round-trip ticket to Manila, in first class.

Malaysian Airlines.

First class. In front of the plane.

They give you booties.

And the seats are straight. 180 degrees.

You wear the booties, lie down and ...

Damn it.

Is this your cherry whipped cream?

Hotel reservations. Peninsula Hotel.

Fourteen days and fifteen nights. A suite.

There's a black box next to itfrom the bed. In it, you can ...

control the lights, turn on the radio, the DVD ...

surf the Internet, call room service ...

and even the laundry. Hang on. In the bathroom ...

have a TV flat screen. Seriously.

She moves between ...

the shower, the bathtub, the toilet, the shower and the bathtub.

I never left the bathroom. I think you will ... It's cool.

You want me to visit my sister and then come back.

I did not say that.

She needs a visa stay, Russell.

A green card.Everything you promised ...

tidy up for months.

I just need a few weeks.

- Wants to know? - It's Immigration, Maggie!

Not even Dick Cheney could do something faster.

- Enough. - One more...

return ticket ...

for you to bring your sister.

Until then, I will have ...

all the paperwork ready for her to sign.

- Why aren't you ready? - Because it takes time.

When will he be with you?

As soon as you get back ...

for good old USA.

I will need money.

Of course it will.What nonsense of mine.

What nonsense of mine.

Good idea.

You need to shop ...

and the Philippine masseuses ...

they need good tips.

What's wrong with you?

Anything.

When will you return?

You made reservations. Tell you.

- Right. - Seriously. What's wrong with you?

You have a face ...

There's no face. There's nothing. I'm just too busy.

It was a pleasure to see you again.

I'm sorry for your sister.

Take it. Order room service. Give good tips.

I'll see her in a few weeks? 454

- But you will see my sister. - What does that mean?

That you'll see me when she sign the damn paperwork.

Good trip!

For Grandma Madeline, I want you to speak.

Speak. Don't give me the paw.

- Speak. - Talk to me. Speak.

- Good boy. - Very well.

I think adopted dogs are the best.

It looks like they know that you saved them.

- You are very good. - I answer.

Sit down.

Not you, Mike. Madeline.

- Are you alright? - I am fine. 468

- Just let me know. - I'm fine.

Are you sure? Don't suffer for nothing.

I'm going.

- Mrs. Huffstodt. - Clayton.

Clay.

Izzy.

If it's a gift from Tiffany's, you can come in.

Are Beth and Huff?

Honey, you need help?

Leave it to me. I just need to take a nap before dinner.

You must be Beth's mother, of New Jersey.

The so-called “Estado Jardim”. You imagine?

Honey, this is Clay.

Nice to meet you, Clay.Izzy, I'll see you at dinner.

- Good dreams. - Excuse me...

- for coming without warning. - Do not be silly. We are not royalty.

How about a cocktail? Must be 3 pm somewhere in the world.

- No thank you. - I'll leave...

- this for them. - Leave what?

What fun. The whole gang is here.

- Hey, Legs. - "Legs"?

We ran together, On occasion.

With nicknames. How sweet.

- A gift for you and Huff. - What is the occasion?

You know, if you'll excuse me ...

- something. - Izzy, stay.

You have a lot to talk ...

and I do not want hear nothing. Clay.

Izzy.

- Don't you want to be alone with me? - Is not it.

- Let's go. Open your gift. - I'll wait for Huff to arrive.

In fact, it's just for you.

I said that just in case Huff's at home.

It was a good idea.

God. I didn't have to.

I wanted to give you something beautiful.

This is beautiful!

Opening speech the restaurant.

I wouldn't have made it without you. 509

How are things between you?

We're getting along.

It is a pity.

- What did you say? - Huff should be jealous, Beth.

Truth?

I would open a restaurant ...

just to be close to you.

Under normal circumstances ...

I would be flattered ...

and say, "Wow, thanks."

But...

I am very well married.

I know that.

I gave you the impression that I was ...

You must go.

And take this with you.

I just wish that you knew, Beth. 527

- You are not Byrd! - I'm not.

And neither are you.

I thought it was him.

And you are...

I am his student.

Truth?

Is he a good teacher?

In fact, me too I taught him things.

I understand.

- You were here for Christmas, right? - Right.

- It's his grandmother, right? - Right.

I better go.

Take your time.

Let's talk. I have a lot of questions.

Yes?

Grandma, it's me.

I who?

- I can enter? - Why not? Everyone enters.

Gail.

so I don't break the neck.

Byrd, how's your eye?

- She is cool. We can trust her. - Gail, she's my Catholic grandmother.

How could you scratch the cornea taking off Gail's bra?

It was his first time.

Wait, Gail. Please... Don't tell anything else.

And, grandma, please don't tell nothing to my parents.

Honey, relax. Your mother jumped more windows ...

than a thief.

- Truth? - I could tell you stories ... 558

I would love to hear them.

Come in, Mr. Mattela.

First, I will do some questions and ...

Do not worry. I didn't come for therapy.

I came to speak of my wife's therapy.

I can't discuss therapy Margaret with you.

- Why not? - It's confidential.

The same applies to you. I won't tell her what we discuss.

But she talks about me, do not speak?

Can you say why did you come to see me?

I think she is coming here too long.

Know.

- One week? One month? One year? - I think a month.

She had been coming for three months when I found out.

Does she do that a lot? Does she keep secrets like that?

If she kept it a secret, I wouldn't know, would I?

You look angry. Are you angry about something?

Of course I am.

She's just wasting time.

And we don't have much time left.

She must have more ...

four or five years of life.

I've already reached my limit.

Statistically,I can die right now.

And do you think she's wasting time here?

Mr. Huffstodt ...

sometimes, I think everything that she learned here ...

was to hate me faster.

She drank seven drinks of vodka, right?

She fell off the stool, on his back, and passed out.

The five men who paid her drinks ...

they had sex with her right there, in floor.

The next night, she comes back. The five men are there.

The bartender approaches. He's excited, right?

- Of course. - Of course. 595

And she says: “Today I want gin. Vodka makes my vagina hurt. ”

"Vodka makes my vagina hurt."

This is good.

Does he have a vagina?

Sit down. Relax.

You're drinking? You shouldn't drink, should you?

- It was grape juice, right? - Right.

Orange juice it makes my vagina hurt.

A double whiskey, please. Without ice.

Yes sir.

So...

I have good news for you and me ...

not so good news for us both...

and bad news for you,that is good for me.

- Which one do you want to hear first? - I don't like my options.

The good news for both of us is that you were right.

You are clean.

You don’t have genital herpes, HIV, scabies ...

- or syphilis ... - It's ok. I got it.

What's not very good news?

And could you speak more softly?

Good...

our blood types ...

are not one perfect combination.

If there was a baby ...

would need genetic counseling.

If there was a baby?

DNA testing has arrived.

The bad news for you is that it is yours, without a doubt.

You will be daddy, Mr. Tupper.

Is that all you say?

I still haven't said anything.

I know. I say Clay always ...

wanted to have sex with me and you say nothing?

Just don't want you feel bad, dear.

I feel stupid.

Please. I was an idiot. I exaggerated.

Sorry for freaking out because you freaked out.

You were right.

He thinks with his penis.

We can...

put a stone on top of that?

I know it took courage to tell me this ...

and you didn't need tell, then ...

- Of course I did. - I didn't have to.

You are my sweetheart.

- My support. My defender. - It's ok.

- My hunk. - No tickling.

My love machine.

My protector. My provider. My stallion.

It is funny.

On the day of your party ...

and I think that made me act that way ...

That day, a girlit hit me.

What?

On the day of the party, a girl ...

was flirting with me.

Damn it.

Nothing happened.

That is, you did not have sex.

But maybe she did oral sex on you.

- Did she have oral sex on you? - Did not.

Maybe you guys had sex.

You had sex on top free sample cabinet?

I don't even have that. I only use a small door.

You are leaving you terrified.

Do I panic you?

A man hug me in public...

it's the same as you kissone woman in particular?

- I did not say that. - This is absurd!

You can stop screaming, please?

You can stop grabbing other women?

- I didn't grab it. - But you kissed her.

- Yes OK? I kissed her. - If you didn't grab it ...

you kissed her on the cheek, right?

Look me in the eye and say that kissed her on the cheek, you bastard!

I kissed her on the mouth. Twice. Are you happy now?

Twice?

Twice.

Good Morning.

- Good Morning. - How did you sleep?

Very bad.

- Pain? - To scream. 681

No pain from screaming. Husband and wife screaming.

Something about ...

someone to have sex on top of a closet.

I'm sorry I heard you. We are solving something.

It didn't seem like you were solving.

It looked like you were attacking him.

The poor guy couldn't say anything.

He kissed another woman, mother.

Truth?

Truth.

I never told you about your father and Madge Durham, did I count?

She was on the Catholic board ...

of something insignificant.

And then, me and Lou Lewicki, at the Rotary Club.

Mom, don't say you had an affair with someone named Lou Lewicki.

Don't actually tell me who had an affair. Not today.

A case? I wouldn't call ...

- Mom? - It's my back.

I am going to clean...

- My God! - God, help ...

- My God! Help me! Help me! - My God, mom!

God!

Hello to you.

Is studying to be a gardener?

You are passing a lot of time with mom.

I was thinkingin crossing the border.

They arrest whoever tries enter Mexico, right?

Some voices in my head arrived from Spain ...

and I want to help them to adapt to the new house.

I was kidding, Craig.

If I make two jokes in a row, you look like I'm crazy.

Excuse me. I haven't been laughing a lot.

So there are seven of us.

Do the voices I hear are they just my conscience?

"Let your conscience be your guide ”.

It's easy to talk.

When you hear your conscience... 720

Good question.

Because they don't send me jump out the window or try to fly.

I hear that.

Mine says I am a great scoundrel ...

and that the problems others are my fault.

Truth?

But I face it sometimes. I tell you to get screwed.

Your conscience too hear voices? How crazy.

Ted ...

I talked to your doctor.

I shouldn't have kicked his testicles in the game.

Very funny.

In fact, that really happened.

We talkedof the Clozaril remedy ...

and that it can allow that you get out of here.

You can sign me up, bro.

I knew I would say that. The problem is that...

there are serious risks.

Some patients had bad reactions.

Even fatal.

Do you still want to take it?

Does not matter.

Because?

I have almost fatal reactions with bubble gum balls.

And bad perfume.

Something new every day.

Could it get any worse?

I think not.

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