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Season 1 - Episode 5 “FAIR PANTS”

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I dont know.

First, a mastectomy.

After, menopause at 35 ...

and now this.

I don't feel anything.

Are antidepressants that you are taking ...

because of the drugs against cancer, Lucy.

They level its ups and downs ...

and leave the middle alone.

Like me. Alone in the middle.

I know it's not fun, but there is no alternative.

Dr. Weiss prescribed these medicines, and I don't disagree with him. 15

From the mother of my best friend.

Based on how I felt ...

I could be at the supermarket, buying floor wax.

And yesterday, my boss gave me a promotion ...

which is great, for the time that I was on sick leave.

Floor wax?

Floor wax.

We only call pharmacies ...

on Tuesdays and Thursdays in the afternoon.

Because I can't pass the day talking about medicine.

I did that in the 80s.

But this is an emergencyreal psychiatric?

It seems that I myself will have a psychiatric emergency, here.

Listen, I'll make an exception. I will ask for you.

You're welcome.

- Hi. - Hi.

You know you'll have to give half come back and get out of here, don't you know?

I just passed ...

Listen. Don't try to deceive me with your conversation, sailor.

I was instructed to call the police, if you showed up.

- You're a Christian, aren't you? - And leave Jesus out of it.

Don't use my faith to try enter this office. 38

- This is redundant. - Right.

Roses. Ecuadorians.

I made her expel me from here, 15 days ago, and it was unfair.

Truth. No Mondays intentions, please.

Until next week, doctor.

Take care, Lucy.

Please don't be angry with me. I didn't come to see you.

Right. And so that you came ...

- at the end of my session. - I swear. Truth.

Thanks. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Crazy bitch.

- What she wanted?- She wanted to apologize.

I didn't say to call the police, if she showed up?

It happened very fast. She blinded me with the flowers.

Don't let it happen again, It's ok?

I marked a new patient for tomorrow morning ...

and you need to call Zack Bradley, Angie Shellow ...

- from Bristol Myers and his father. - My father?

Is there an echo here? Yes, your father.

I recognized his voice. But he asked how I was? Do not.

- What did he want? - Have a drink today, at 5pm. 63

Please. He has already forgotten that.

My father?

What's it?

Cheryl Ledford and Theo Blaustein are here.

How, Maggie? They do not are marked. Because?

Because it wasn't me that I scored.

I'm trying to get out of here.

Honey, what is this? A surprise, a card ...

my favorite studio? How are you?

- Theo is in the bathroom. - Honey...

I did not know. When is it for? How exciting!

- I'm not pregnant. - Yes you are.

Is not?

- Butch Young is out of control. - Theo.

Maggie offered you a refreshment?

He left the rehearsal for finding that the text was neo-Nazi.

But Butch has always been socially conscious, right?

It is a comedy of customs. The scene spoke of an ice cream.

If we stop again, it will be the end.

And you know that the channel is in complete agreement.

- Where is he? - I have no idea. I swear.

Just because I win two percent of what he earns ... 87

He needs to straighten, and show up to work.

- We are willing to fire him. - Please, Theo.

- The channel agrees with us. - Say goodbye to Butch Young ...

Family Tree will go down. If Family Tree goes down ...

the nation's morale will plummet.

And this is not good for a country whose morals are in shambles.

Moral? The channel doesn't want to know ...

what Butch Young does ...

as long as they conquer the audience of 18 ...

- to 49 years.- This is fantastic.

Tests show that My Daddy's Rich does this very well.

Tell the governor Schwarzenegger that I call later.

- What did you say? - Find it...

and send him to work, or it will be over.

The channel agrees with us, this time.

Theo, I can be honest, like an old friend?

I'm not the only one in this city ​​that thinks the canal ...

doesn't give a damn ...

for what you think. I offended you?

Fuck you, Tupper. I served in the National Guard.

We are serious.

And if I can be honest, Mr. Tupper ...

i won't miss some of your arrogance ...

- and arrogance. - You're still angry, aren't you?

Why don't you send a warning birth after you give birth?

I think this is funny.

- I have a tummy. - Fix it.

- He's not a carburetor. - You have 48 hours.

Screw U.

- Where is he this time? - Palm Springs, Sand Rose ...

bungalow 1,560. He ifregistered as James Joyce.

Crazy.

- Where are you going? - Where do you think I'm going?

- Cancel everything in the next 48 hours. - Of course.

I get ironed.

I would bring you flowers, also.

- We have a big problem. - We don't have to.

- You're here, and it's a problem. - Just a second.

I need to be with you once again.

Melody, will you cook my bunny?

- What? - Nothing, nothing.

I just want to talk with you, in his office, alone.

- Why can't you talk here?- I just want privacy.

These guards scare me.

- Listen, I called Dr. Brunner. - Did you call?

Of course. It was what you wanted, right?

- I wanted this for you. - I'm scared to go.

I can book a session with you and Dr. Brunner?

- Only the first session. - A transitional session?

Is that what it's called? Yes, a transitional session.

I just need some help, at the first time.

Call Paula tomorrow and we will make an appointment with Dr. Brunner.

Thanks.In your office, right?

Most likely. I dont know.

Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. Send my regards to Beth and Byrd.

It doesn't concern me.

Hey, dad.

Craig. Thanks for coming.

- Take off your shoes. - You are kidding?

- When did you see me playing? - You're right.

It is a symbol of comfort and relaxation inside the house.

I get comfortable of shoes.

The strongest man uses less armor.

I want you to meet Xiu Shi.

One day, I hope you can call her "mother". 154

Xiu Shi does not speak English.

Good, this is convenient.

So it will be difficult for me call her mother, don't you think?

- Whiskey and soda? - No thank you. Vodka with ice.

Just like your mother.

Kama Sutra Erotic Art from India

You do not know how to read? It says "do not disturb"!

That means I I don't need towels ...

I don't want room service and I'm not leaving!

Get out!

Russell?

Yes, Russell.

- Did someone follow you? - Am I a big asshole?

In between.

I like your clothes.

Where have you been?

You don't care, you don't write. Where have you been?

I dont know. I'm sorry about that. I need to be careful, you know?

I get it.

This place is fabulous.

Large room and a bathroom over there.

And another big room with bathroom I don't know where.

It is in this suite that J. Lo is ...

- when you need to hide. - You are kidding.

Is my Jenny here?

In this suite?

My God!

You mean my Jennysit in that toilet?

Can I sit in that toilet, then?

But close the curtains. All the maids want ...

- photograph me naked, in the shower. - That's disgusting.

Know how much a photo is worth of America's favorite dad, naked?

You have no idea.

If selling to a tabloid will pay for your child's college.

What's the value, buddy?

How much does a photo cost ...

of America's favorite dad, naked?

You tell me, because I sell it by the kilo!

Bastard!

Your penis is huge!

Save this!

Have you saved?

I do not want poke your eye.

Look at this.

Look. Butchie got it a new toy for us.

A little heroin for the working class.

Where did you get this?

With the script girl.

I help her put on weight the budget, you know?

Want to smell?

Xiu Shi decided leave us alone.

Why do we have to be alone?

I heard about your problems, and I thought I should help.

Thanks Dad. With fourweeks late, but ...

Maybe you wanted to talk with someone who went through this.

I've seen ugly things.

In Laos, a bullet divided a subject in half.

The guts stayed out. I knew he was going to die ...

so, I took the pin out of the grenade, I put his finger on the button and left.

I couldn't talk about it, because, officially, I’ve never been to Laos.

Isn't that crazy?

It's crazy, dad.

Not as much as wanting that I call Xiu Shi a mother, but ...

I said "one day".

Right.

I never meant to hurt you, Do you know.

We don't always succeed what we want, right?

You will take good care of her.

Of course. Let's see. Your wife hurt, your schizophrenic son.

Want me to take care of someone else for you? How's Xiu Shi?

She wants that I wash her car?

A favor.

You could have asked me. I didn't need to feed.

- Maybe it's not the right time. - Please.

I'm relaxed, because I'm out of shoes.

Speak.

Good night dad.

- Honey? - I am here.

I hope you haven't drunk the whole bottle.

- Do you have a glass? - I forgot to get one more.

How is your father?

Fun as always.

And the dragon woman it's good to talk ...

if you know how to speak the damn mandarin.

I hate my parents.

- Are you alright? - I'm just...

separating clothes to donate. Things I haven't used in years.

And this is annoying you? 247

She found a lump in the breast.

And if that wasn't enough ...

she made me swear don't tell anyone ...

before you tell me.

Do you believe that? “Don't tell your dad or Patty.

It's just a lump in my breast ”. She pisses me off.

Should I give this? I only used it once.

Beth.

Are you alright?

Yes I am.

Please don't tell Izzy about my mother.

Paula, I don't want to receive pharmaceutical representatives.

They are good people,trying to earn a living.

They are salespeople, and are annoying.

You must be Mrs. Carlson.

No, Paula. This is Doris Johnson.

It's Sam's mother.

She said her name was Mrs. Carlson.

I thought you wouldn’t receive me, if I gave my name.

And I was right, and I will not receive it.

Calm down, doctor. We are no longer behind you, legally.

“Legally” is not the only way to tease someone.

- Paula, call security. - Show me.

- Show what? - Where he killed himself. 272

Listen. You need to have be careful what you are asking for.

I want to see.

Don't get out of here. And don't close this door.

Conversation between Doris Johnson and me.

Mrs. Johnson, everything that we say will be recorded.

If you don’t agree, the conversation ends now.

Do we agree?

- You need to answer verbally. - Yes, we agree.

Where he was?

He was stopped where you are.

And where were you?

How will this help you?

I need...

have an image.

I need to see.

Believe me, lady does not want an image.

You do not know...

what I want.

I want you to tell me what happened in here.

And I want you to tell me now.

What happened here it was a tragedy, Mrs. Johnson.

He came in and said how did you feel ...

when I told them I was gay.

So, he killed himself.

This is what happened here.

Are you alright?

Great.

Your racist friend is on line two. 302

He called me from “Lady Marmalade”.

If your boyfriend called you so, would he be racist?

I thought Lady Marmalade be beautiful.

She is. And I don't have a boyfriend.

And your friend can't have that level of intimacy with me.

- Then tell him. - I said. Line two.

- It's all right? - What's up with Paula?

She is on her period?

Be quick, okay? Have a patient in five minutes.

Listen, I'm sorry bother you in the office. 313

Don't lecture me. I need your help.

I have a friend who have problems with cocaine.

A friend?

Tell me about him.

Addiction is starting to hinder you.

It is affecting your work.

I was wondering if you have some advice for him ...

so I can help you stop.

Yes I have. Tell him to be admitted to a clinic right now.

This is not the best time for that.

Never is.

I would tell him that the secret of recovery is acceptance.

What does that mean?

That your friend should be obsessed with control.

He must be feeling a lot of pain, now. Right?

That will not change until it changes.

He needs to accept that can't control anything ...

much less their addictions and compulsions.

But you can talk until you run out of breath.

He will not understand any of this until I hit rock bottom ... 335

- Does that make sense to you? - More or less.

But you have to start at the beginning. If he really wants to stop ...

you have to throw the drugs away.

- You are kidding. - I'm not.

He needs to play them in the toilet right now.

It seems too radical, but if help, I force you to do that.

That was quick. Good job.

Thank you. You gave me some useful tips.

Excuse me for bothering you at work, okay?

List help, please.I think it's "Rancho Mirage".

Having problems with your ice cubes, friend?

Where have you been?

I got diarrhea.

Do you want that I help you with that?

I prefer to be drugged with ice than sober without it.

Ready.

I think if you want, you can sober up.

Do you know What are you doing?

You are filling its dark and angry emptiness ...

with the painful results of an obsession with control.

And you have to accept that the secret is acceptance. 357

I don't know what's going on with you, but it should be nothing ...

that a new DVD doesn't fix.

But I can't get it unless you sober up ...

and go back to the recordings. What do you say?

I do not need money.

Who are you getting? Betty Ford or Mike Ovitz?

They say the name of the movie will not appear in your account.

I don't give a damn if appear Midget Goes Hawaiian.

Have you had sex with a dwarf?

I never slept with a dwarf.

Dwarves also need love.

As your lawyer ...

it is my duty to inform you ...

that unless you go back to work ...

On thursday, you will be fired.

Family Tree will be canceled ...

and nobody will give you a job. You will stay forever ...

at the Preparatory Theater Modest. Ready. I said.

Your mission becomes clear.

Damn lawyers.

Damn actors.

I say this in a good way, friend.

Don't ignore this anymore, mom. And please include me ... 382

- I can stick yours, too. - No thank you.

It won't hurt, I swear. And nobody you need to know where you put it.

Maybe an ear. Perhaps. But not in the other.

How about a tattoo home made?

I know I'm five minutes miles away, mom. I know.

Is not the same thing.

But do that, okay? I mean it.

Before getting in the car.

And take your cell phone. And turn it on.

I love you too.

- Was it Aunt Patty? - No, it was Grandma in Teaneck. 394

I think we have about 30 minutes.

GENIUS WORKING

- Just pull. - I'm pulling. It's just stretching.

Pull harder. Right here.

Damn it!

- Damn it! - What's it? Are you alright?

What this thing is made of, after all?

- What is the problem? - I'm blind, that's the problem.

Your bra stuck in my eye.

You shouldn't be pulling so hard.

Damn it! I can't see!

I can't see.

What's it? What happened? 408

I was taking out a sheet ...

- from Gail's notebook. - Right.

He ricocheted and scratched my eye.

I would say it “bounced” is the right term, here.

Can you see to get in my car?

You and ... Excuse me, I forgot your name. Minnie?

- It's Gail. - Gail, right. I'll get the keys.

Are you alright?

Hey, dad. It's already night, and we are indoors.

Why sunglasses?

Speak lowly and sit down, please. 420

- You never go out, son. - Right.

- What do you want? - Campari and soda.

- Lemon? - No fruit.

- Campari and soda? - My liver is gone.

Double vodka, please with ice and olives.

I miss your mom.

And you and Theodore are always in my thinking, too.

He hates being called of Theodore, father.

And why do you Aren't you going to visit him?

- Who says I'm not going? - I visit him almost every day ... 431

Does not mean that I don't accompany you.

How can I help you, dad?

This needs to be done quickly, Craig.

- It became a serious problem. - You won't give up, will you?

Xiu Shi will not do position 27 if you don't get divorced?

Useless, I'm trying to take care from your mother and I need help.

Sorry, but what can be so horrible in your new asian life ...

to run out of shoes can't heal? 440

You wouldn't even know ...

a real problem.

Thank you darling. Thank you very much.

Want to talk about problems? I will tell you about a problem.

I have 16 containers rusting in San Pedro ...

that they should contain Taiwan microprocessors ...

but they are full of Bibles ...

and in tights that are in fashion.

About seven million mine and my partner's ...

disappeared along with my partner.

And there are bullet holes in mycar and in my window ...

of different calibers. So, there are people wanting ...

your microprocessors ...

and not tights red ...

and 86 miI copies of a Bible poorly translated oriental.

Do you want your mother to be disconnected from my affairs ...

or want her to face the IRS ...

with his Pasadena heritage, when everything explodes?

I will not get involved.

You two will have to solve this alone.

- She doesn't answer my calls. - Are you to blame? 462

It was your mother who asked me to leave, did you know that?

Dad, you betrayed her for 30 years.

I am a man. I do not deny that.

I spent half my life on the other side of the world.

Even so, I will not get involved.

Your liver must want another vodka.

- Double. Send her to call me. - I'll see what I can do.

- Byrd, dinner in five minutes! - I'm here, mom.

I brought food from Koo-Koo-Roo.

If you can set the table ...

- Thank God I was here. - I just hurt the eye.

Lacerated cornea.

The doctor said that there was no permanent damage.

Fortunately, the eye heals fast as the tongue.

- Did you take him to the hospital? - Someone had to take it.

How did you do it?

You know the metal spiral in your notebooks?

I was tearing up the paper. It burst and hit my eye.

you said that it bounced off.

Anyway, thankfully that I was here. 484

It's all right. You needed shoes.

I think I'm going to sleep. I'm too tired.

Honey, it's just Vicodin.

- Did the doctor give him Vicodin? - I had some in the bag.

Good night grandma. Thank you for your help.

You're welcome dear.

Vicodin? From your bag?

Some aspirins would do of the message. He's still a child.

If you paid attention in what happens here ...

would have noticed that Byrd you're not a child anymore, Beth. 495

I was on Shopping. It would arrive in five minutes.

It's ok. Nobody said that you are not a good mother.

I talked to the doctor Emergency Room. It was just a scratch.

Eyes and tongues heal quickly.

It felt like the world was going to end because I bought running shoes.

Come on, Mike. Come on, get out.

I think it's great that you come back running in marathons.

I said I would come back running in the marathon?

- No but... - Because everyone ... 505

Because you are you. You don't do anything in half.

- Very well, Mike. Come on. - I thought that was good.

It is better than not finishing anything. Mike, go to your bed.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

I take him for a walk, i feed it, i bought it.

Why do you ignore me? Mike. Mike.

Mike the dog.

Unbelievable. Beth, send Mike to hear me.

If I talk like mommy, will you hear me

I think it's great.

Speaking of which, you can write a note ...

to excuse me of Physical Education this month?

This month? You'll be fine In a few days.

I hate Physical education, father.

There is nothing more sad than men eating cereal.

And if I prepare homemade mayonnaise, eggs ...

and maybe smoked bacon?

- What do you think? - Of course.

Great.

Byrd, how many fingers do you have here?

- Two. - Thank God.

But it still hurts a little.

that nature reminds us ...

that we must not repeat bad behavior.

Never tear paper again of a notebook like that.

Don't forget my ticket, okay, dad?

Mom, I'm going to have lunch with Murray, my accountant today.

He thinks you would save a lot of money...

if you and dad took decisions together.

Like what?

How to make it official this long separation.

Start thinking in divorce, maybe.

Mother, how long has it been?Three years?

Divorce, never. Never.

There are things in life that you need to pay to have.

Sex is one of them.

Byrd doesn't need to know the story of your wedding.

I'm not talking about marriage. I'm talking about sex.

You know what sex is, don't you know, Byrd?

Men think that sex is free.

That you just need to find someone who doesn't speak English.

In the case of his grandfather, he was look in Malaysia.

He amassed a lot miles and had the courage ...

to use them to take me to Caprion our 30th anniversary. Can you imagine?

That kind of behavior ...

it has a price, Byrd.

And Huff, if your father is thinking...

that I will set you free ...

to marry Suzie Wong ...

and have children ...

the answer it is a resounding “no”.

Mom, I think she is too old to have children.

Truth? Did you see her?

As far as I know, he bought it in a bazaar of monkeys and chickens.

This is part of the plan of Chairman Mao.

Spread oriental blood through perverted soldiers. 565

His unhappiness that's all i have left ...

and i'm willing to pay for it.

See how sex can it be ugly, Byrd?

No divorce.

There, friend. Be quick.

- Big Foot. - Butch. It's good to see you again.

What are you doing here?

I was called to intern him ...

otherwise, they may not renew your contract.

You want me to write to someone in your name? I know Bob Barker.

Friend, are you with problems... 577

Am I in trouble?

You are the one in trouble. You are fired!

Believe if you want, But I do not care.

I do not care.

Friend, this is heroin.

And it's rock bottom.

It's the dark hole rock bottom.

You just need accept this hole ...

and go out into the light.

And that will be good. It will be very good.

And I swear to God, friend, if you go with Bigfoot ...

I'll call Theo and I will get 14 days.

And I swear I will visit youevery day.

If you step on the Betty Ford clinic, they will never let you out.

But I don't have your type problem, do I have?

we have not the same problem?

You do not have a drug problem?

And not even with a drink?

And not even with food?

And not even with women? Don't you have a problem?

That's how they act, when do they reach this stage?

In fact, he is behaving well.

I almost haven't done that.

But you have to improve. Seriously. You have to improve.

I never missedto a working day.

I never injected drugs. I never drank or drugged myself.

And I have no debts.

And my breath is not rotten.

- You bastard! - I don't want a commission.

I don't want to commission us first six. Take the darts.

- You bastard! - Take a dart!

Butch?

- We won't need darts. - He fainted?

I wouldn't wear this outfit not even dead.

Would you use?

First, dead don't wear clothes.

When you are dead, You do not do anything. 615

Paula, you don't know which is fun.

Honey, fun it's my middle name.

But I don't need to dress an awning for that.

It's ok.

Dr. Huffstodt and Dr. Brunner will receive it.

Where are the roses? I brought you roses.

- I took them home. - God, I hope they're there.

- They are Ecuadorians. - You said.

- I get it. Really. - Great.

You have been my daddy, and prevented me from taking risks. 626

- That's right. - Or mother, or sister.

- Someone firm and dedicated. - Right.

- And it would be her. - Right.

Do we have a deal?

I'm looking forward to working with you, Dr. Brunner.

Do you have any more questions?

Do you like coffee pure, sweet, weak? As?

Why do you want to know?

I always bring something to the sessions, and could bring coffee.

It's very kind, Melody, but have your coffee before you come.

Certainly.

Good,I think that's all.

I'm looking forward to seeing you next week, Melody.

At 11 am.

Thank you very much for doing this.

- It was nice to see you, Craig. - Equally.

And no coffee.

No coffee.

Dr. Huffstodt, I thank you for everything you've done.

You're welcome, Melody. And you go like Dr. Brunner.

- She looks great. - She is.

Good...

i can hug you, before leaving?

How about a handshake?

Of course.

Melody! Melody!

Melody, stop it!

Melody, stop! Stop this! 655

Call the police! Dr. Huffstodt! Call the police!

Someone has a gun ...

so that I can kill her, and end our suffering?

Melody, stop!

- You are hurting me! - Thanks for the preference, Huffstodt.

Rape! Rape! Call the police!

- Hi. - Is James Joyce here?

He went to the Bahamas.

You are kidding. We traveled for two hours.

Through the damn desert.

Without air conditioning, open glasses.

We are luckythat we haven't evaporated.

You are sexy.

They are two sexy little things!

And you are a sensual “thing”.

You are beautiful and have a sense of humor.

What are your little names?

Carla. But you can call me of Fun Package.

And I’m Maria. But it can call me "busty".

And what's yours, sweetie?

My name is Milton.

But you can call me Miltie's.

Or Milt. You call me from Miltie, and you from Milt.

You must be sweaty, after crossing the desert.

Do you want to enterto take a shower?

- Come on, take a shower. - Of course.

Don't forget the recorder.

I waited the secretary leaves.

Mrs. Johnson, this is unacceptable.

What do you want from me?

We were a good family. I swear we were.

We had problems, but ...

I was working on them.

If he had ...

gotta wait Just a little more.

What?

15 year old boys can't wait.

- Did he talk about me? - We talked about it in the deposition.

Did he say anything good?

He was a good boy.

I know.

Listen, Mrs. Johnson, maybe you should go.

I think it would be the best for both of us.

I know that you understand.

I dont understand.

But I do not understand anything else.

I showered today, for the first time in days.

And I lost seven pounds.

I may lose other pounds.

I do not care.

Can't you talk to me?

I do not have anybody to talk.

Nobody wants to talk with me about anything. 710

Please.

I just need of a person.

Only one.

Please?

What happened to you?

I locked my back.

I came to get those papers.

Of course. Hang on.

Thank you.

You know, dad ... Maybe we could ...

have a relationship.

Have a coffee or something, once a week?

Talk? It's not too late, you know?

I would like to try.

Your mom wouldn't like it.

- That never stopped him. - I like my life.

And I love Xiu Shi.

is that he is mine, now. I won.

Tell your mother's bitch that he will never return.

He loves me. Just for me.

And as a typical American, he never loved any of you.

But you already know that, do not know...

disturbed white boy and overly polite?

Craig?

I'll see you around, dad.

Dr. Huffstodt.

How are you? You can stay.

Mrs. Brill told me that Teddy is watching TV.

- He is. Great day for him. - Is watching TV a big day? 741

Do you know how he hates stay close to other people.

Yes I know. Because you aren't you watching?

I do not like very much current schedule.

Dont tell me.

Maybe you learn that you can bet your money.

I think you will have problems, won't you?

It is good to be king.

Another day, and this story slave will end.

And you will end up alone ...

is poor.

- How are you? - Good.

TV privileges?

I was thinkingin Opie today.

And going fishing.

This looked almost as good.

Makes sense. More or less.

Since you're here, maybe you can tell me ...

because i'm still in this house full of crazy people.

Hey, Ricardo, you are crazier than me.

You are crazier than anyone, here.

He's a good guy.

Look great.

Family Tree.

It's difficult. Sometimes, grandpa doesn't know what he says.

You will not guess who I saw this week.

- Brad Pitt? - I saw Dad.

Unbelievable, Ted.Unbelievable.

I don't know why I think that he will be different.

But he has his moments. He captivates you.

When do you think maybe he is a human being ...

the lizard tongue comes out and eat you like a fly.

You will not believe what he asked me. I don't believe it myself.

He decided that want a divorce, right?

But the narcissist is afraid to talk to mom.

So, what does he do? He sacrifices his firstborn.

You are lucky, Ted. You don't have to deal with him anymore. 778

I'm so sorry.

- It's all right. - I hate him!

Calm down!

Calm down!

- It's all right. - No, please.

- It's all right. - He'll be fine.

What do you think, Joey?

I will learn to be a father someday?

You are already a great father, father.

Thanks son.

Whatever happens, don't tell your mom.

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