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Come on!
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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
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(SPECTATORS EXCLAIMING)
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Yeah!
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(BUZZER BLARING)
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(SPECTATORS CHEERING)
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(CHANTING)
Hatchet! Hatchet!
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Hatchet! Hatchet!
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ANNOUNCER:
Come on, Toros! Let's make some noise!
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Nice to meet the pride
of Trois-RiviƩres.
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I still got your
Wings rookie card.
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- So what's that worth?
- Well, it's a collector's item.
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They don't make them
like you anymore.
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So you want to go?
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Square up. Good luck.
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(SPECTATORS SHOUTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SPECTATORS CHEERING)
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He didn't get a hand on you?
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You're gonna be
a force in the show.
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SPECTATORS: (CHANTING)
Hatchet! Hatchet! Hatchet!
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Hatchet! Hatchet! Hatchet!
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(JEERING)
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MAN: Come on, Toros!
(COUGHING)
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Get a trainer over here!
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HOUSE: Capacity crowd is on its feet,
five seconds on the clock.
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Ah!
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How is it possible for one man to be
blessed with so much skill?
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(EXHALING HEAVILY)
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I had one just like this,
except it was Bruins and the Habs.
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Where'd you get it?
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Birthday present for someone in
pediatric oncology.
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Twenty-two-year-old
enforcer with hemoptysis.
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He's a hockey player?
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No, he's a superhero.
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He's coughing up blood because he
probably broke a rib
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and punctured a lung while breaking
someone else's rib
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and puncturing their lung
in the name of sport.
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Nice conclusion, to which the ER already
jumped 18 hours ago.
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Short man equals bullied child.
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I was average height as a kid.
And never bullied.
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JESSICA: Until now.
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X-ray ruled out traumatic sequelae,
overt TB and lung cancer.
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Sarcoidosis. Nodules could be too small
to show up on an X-ray.
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But fighting's the best part of hockey.
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Without it, you've got the Ice Capades.
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Fighting has nothing to do with hockey.
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It's like the cheerleaders
at a basketball game.
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CHASE: Cheerleading's
the best part of basketball.
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Without it,
you've got basketball.
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JESSICA:
He's a duck hunter.
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He could have contracted psittacosis
from exposure to fowl.
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He had three teeth knocked out
two weeks ago.
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Infection could have
led to oral bleeding.
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Not without continuing dental pain.
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Then he took an elbow to the gut,
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which caused an esophageal tear.
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Chase, CT the patient,
check for sarcoid.
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Adams, sputum cultures
and serologies for psittacosis.
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Taub, I'd tell you
why I think your theory
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is not just wrong but ill-conceived,
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but it's more fun to prove it by having
you check the stool for blood.
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Now while we wait for the stool fairy,
I'm a man down.
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So if you want to drop your pants
and hit the ice.
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BOBBY: The faster
you guys can do this, the better.
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The NHL's been sniffing around,
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and being in the hospital's not really
helping my marketability, so...
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You have to be pretty good
to get called up.
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Yeah, leading the league
in penalty minutes.
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And visits to the ER,
not counting the ones you've caused.
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Not a hockey fan, I gather?
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I am, that's the point.
Fighting cheapens a great sport.
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Oh, come on. That's like saying
passing cheapens football.
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It's part of the game.
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I don't cause injuries.
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They're self-inflicted?
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No, I prevent them.
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I take the hits,
so the smaller guys don't have to.
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I thought you'd appreciate that.
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(SWITCH CLICKS)
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Neighbor's baby again?
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I could hear it through earplugs,
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two pillows, and three sleeping pills.
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Hmm.
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What is wrong with you?
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I just said, "Hmm."
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You're trying to figure out
some deeper significance
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to my having a couple of crappy nights.
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Which one of us is analyzing
the word "hmm" here?
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Fine. I'm sorry.
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AP0l0gy accepted.
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However, it's not the crying
that's keeping you awake.
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The sound of a needy child
is stirring your paternal juices.
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The sound of a needy child
at 112 decibels
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has stirred my inner murderer.
Don't mess with me.
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Explain the stains on your shirt.
You're lactating.
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The fact that you're the only fruit
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on your family tree is getting to you.
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It's not a big deal.
So I'll probably never be a dad.
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It sucks. I'll lose
a little sleep, but...
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You're not supposed to feel bad
when you dodge a bullet.
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It's like you've got survivor's guilt.
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There are actually things in this world
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that give life even more meaning
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than soap operas and monster trucks.
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And we happen to be missing out on
at least one of them.
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(SIGHS)
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You remember the falconer?
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Beth?
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You dated two falconers?
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Yes, Beth.
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The night the two of you split up,
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you came around to my place,
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wallowing in self-pity and tequila.
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You passed out.
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She called that night. Asked me to give
you a message.
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She said she was pregnant.
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Which, God and Planned
Parenthood willing,
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means you are the father
of an 11-year-old.
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I told you the next morning.
Hypothetically.
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I asked you how you'd feel
if Beth had gotten pregnant,
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and you said, and I quote, "it would be
the worst mistake of my life."
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And scene.
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Two performances Sunday,
dark Mondays?
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Just as well.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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CHI: I want to kill my mother.
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My Pope's on her own
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and my mother always needs me
to take care of her.
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Well, you could kill Popo instead.
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I have to take her shopping,
to her friends, to Atlantic City.
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I love her,
but every night, every weekend...
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And only if there was some solution,
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some place where you could live.
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That's not there.
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My mom would freak. it would be the
ultimate sign of disrespect.
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Okay. Then stay.
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And maybe you'd consider
not bitching about it?
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Not everyone's lucky enough
to have your independence.
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Don't worry. When you lose your family,
you'll have it, too.
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(COMPUTER BLEEPS)
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He doesn't have sarcoid.
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Look at that. That's his spleen.
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I know, but he's gotten it supersized.
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Deep vein thrombosis, caused by any
one of his many injuries or surgeries.
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Leukemia's a better fit.
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We have a guy who is punishing
his body on a daily basis.
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Don't you think that's a more likely
cause than cancer?
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No, because she doesn't
have an agenda.
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Well, that was incredibly
unprofessional.
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Although, it's really Taub's fault.
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If you're not prepared to slam her
into the board,
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she's got no reason not to go after you.
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Might I suggest pulling her jersey
over her head first?
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We should get an ultrasound for DVT
and WBC for leukemia.
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You think I could have cancer?
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More likely it's just a DVT.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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This is my agent. I gotta take this.
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Yeah.
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Give me some good news, Kenny.
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I thought you said "any day".
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Okay. All right.
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L gotta g0-
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(SIGHS)
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I called Beth.
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I have an 11-year-old son.
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Liver failure could
alter hormone levels,
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cause abnormal breast development.
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Alcoholism. We should search
his home and locker room.
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Note that the person who wants
to search the home
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didn't sleep in one last night.
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You have the imprint
of a seatbelt buckle on your cheek.
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I got in a fight with my mother.
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She hit you with a seatbelt?
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It could be hemochromatosis.
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JESSICA:
Explains the liver and the spleen,
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but hemoptysis is a stretch.
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What about leptospirosis?
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TAUB: That's a good fit.
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If you ignore the fact
that he's a pro athlete
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who looks like the Incredible Hulk,
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which means he's got to be on steroids,
which is a better fit.
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All we really know for sure is that
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it was his evil job
that caused the problems.
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Yes, I don't like him.
Doesn't mean my judgment's affected.
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Maybe. Let's take a look
at the instant replay.
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This is the hit that precipitated
Booby Orr's fight.
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Dirty or clean?
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- The hit was clean.
- JESSICA: Really?
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The guy released the puck
at least a second before the hit.
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We have a difference
of opinion. That's all.
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Absolutely.
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Maybe she's as biased as you.
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Or maybe the entire league is.
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After review, the league disciplinary
commissioner ruled the hit
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illegal and dangerous, and suspended
the player for three games.
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Adams and Taub,
run antibody titers for lepto.
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Chase and Park, check out the home,
the locker room for booze,
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steroids and Taub's objectivity.
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At least you're free.
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You gonna get your own place?
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If I can find a place
I can afford, so no.
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If you want, you can crash at my place.
Got a spare bedroom.
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That might be kind of weird.
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I live in an apartment, not a dungeon.
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It's just two single people,
opposite sex.
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Your bedroom door has
a lock on the inside.
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Hey, if you prefer your car,
be my guest.
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Scrip for ganciclovir.
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If his neighbor has mono,
it could mean he has mono.
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If he has mono,
explains his spleen and hemoptysis.
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And it's caused by the Epstein-Barr
virus, which explains his liver.
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And my moonroof leaks.
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Thank you.
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Why don't we just assume
that you're not the dad?
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Well, either you're the dad
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or she cheated on you with your dad.
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Oh!
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Sand art. I used to love this.
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He's bitter,
not mentally handicapped.
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Who knows what Beth
told him about you?
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At worst, you're a rapist.
At best, you're a rapist.
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Maybe she said
I was a dead war hero.
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Raised by a lunatic mother
and abandoned by his father.
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Oh, I know, squirrel handcuffs.
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You think he's got any of those?
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If you really wanted me to do nothing
with this information,
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then why did you give it to me?
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Because you were pining for a kid
231
00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:06,159
and you deserved to know
that you already had one.
232
00:14:06,284 --> 00:14:09,245
But your paternal cravings
are more theoretical than applied.
233
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:12,165
You want vicarious immortality
234
00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,542
more than you want a lifelong burden.
235
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,544
You're assuming
he's gonna be a nightmare.
236
00:14:16,669 --> 00:14:18,337
What if he's a good kid?
237
00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:22,383
He's a kid. Best you can hope for
is he's a nightmare.
238
00:14:22,508 --> 00:14:26,637
House, I'm not naive. I realize that
this thing could go very badly,
239
00:14:26,762 --> 00:14:30,558
but the point is my son wants to meet
me, and I want to meet him.
240
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,296
Popo, I presume.
241
00:15:06,093 --> 00:15:09,347
Hey. I let myself in.
242
00:15:09,472 --> 00:15:11,557
This is... We've met.
243
00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:18,272
I thought the whole point of this
was to get away from Popo.
244
00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:19,732
My dad's getting a cyst removed
245
00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:22,360
and my mother had to
take him to the clinic.
246
00:15:22,485 --> 00:15:24,529
Don't worry, she'll be gone in an hour.
247
00:15:24,654 --> 00:15:27,698
I'm not worried
because it's not my issue.
248
00:15:29,492 --> 00:15:31,369
She seems awfully quiet.
249
00:15:31,494 --> 00:15:33,329
You haven't seen her drunk.
250
00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:47,510
(BOBBY SOBBING)
251
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,512
TAUB: Bobby?
252
00:15:49,637 --> 00:15:51,222
(CONTINUES SOBBING)
253
00:16:03,526 --> 00:16:05,653
I found him crying
in the fetal position.
254
00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:07,029
CHI: It's not a new symptom.
255
00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:08,698
He's crying because his liver failure
256
00:16:08,823 --> 00:16:09,907
threw his hormones out of whack.
257
00:16:10,032 --> 00:16:12,076
Aside from the crying,
he's actually recovering nicely.
258
00:16:12,201 --> 00:16:13,786
TAUB: Aside from the guy
in the book depository,
259
00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:16,414
the Kennedys had
a lovely trip to Dallas.
260
00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:17,707
Repetitive blows to the head
261
00:16:17,832 --> 00:16:20,167
can cause chronic
traumatic encephalopathy,
262
00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:22,712
the symptoms of which are aggressive
behavior and depression.
263
00:16:22,837 --> 00:16:24,880
So your theory is
that his aggressive behavior
264
00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:26,507
caused his aggressive behavior?
265
00:16:26,632 --> 00:16:28,676
He's not depressed, he's just bummed,
266
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:30,595
because he knows
he's a talentless moron
267
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,347
who's only one lost fight away
from being a barista.
268
00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:37,101
I understand that
can get to a guy after a while.
269
00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:39,812
If he quits being an enforcer,
it could save his life.
270
00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:41,606
You don't want to save his life.
271
00:16:41,731 --> 00:16:44,066
You want to kill his career.
272
00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:47,778
I moved into Chase's apartment.
273
00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:51,282
He knows.
He was staring at our matching cups.
274
00:16:51,407 --> 00:16:53,618
I told you we should have split up.
275
00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:57,872
We're not having sex.
With each other.
276
00:16:58,247 --> 00:17:00,249
- Yet.
- Yes.
277
00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:01,459
Yes?
278
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:06,422
I just mean no one knows the future
right now, so we don't really know...
279
00:17:10,009 --> 00:17:14,138
The only conclusive test
for CTE is post-mortem.
280
00:17:14,263 --> 00:17:17,516
TAUB: But an MRI of his brain could
reveal white matter disintegrity,
281
00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:20,144
which is the effect of CTE.
282
00:17:20,269 --> 00:17:21,979
Why? Are you trying to sleep with her?
283
00:17:22,104 --> 00:17:24,148
'Cause a simpler technique
is just to ask.
284
00:17:24,273 --> 00:17:26,150
- I was doing something nice.
- No.
285
00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:29,111
That doesn't fit.
286
00:17:29,236 --> 00:17:31,364
He's only had
three concussions since he was 10.
287
00:17:31,489 --> 00:17:32,782
It's not enough to cause CTE.
288
00:17:32,907 --> 00:17:34,492
Three reported concussions.
289
00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:36,661
These guys are taught in high school
how to dupe the tests.
290
00:17:37,244 --> 00:17:39,038
- Guilt?
- This is really insulting.
291
00:17:39,455 --> 00:17:42,291
It's not guilt.
Park is a friend.
292
00:17:43,084 --> 00:17:44,168
So it's guilt.
293
00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:48,756
Chase convinced you to leave Mommy
and now he feels responsible.
294
00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,591
No MRI.
295
00:17:50,716 --> 00:17:53,427
Do a psych eval, if he doesn't start
weeping again, send him home.
296
00:18:01,143 --> 00:18:03,062
Dr. Wilson?
297
00:18:05,314 --> 00:18:06,315
Duncan?
298
00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:10,194
James.
299
00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:12,363
Nice to meet you.
300
00:18:14,323 --> 00:18:15,324
It's nice to meet you.
301
00:18:18,577 --> 00:18:19,745
Um...
302
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,039
How are you doing?
303
00:18:22,164 --> 00:18:23,290
Good.
304
00:18:26,335 --> 00:18:27,712
Good.
305
00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:31,215
I got you this.
306
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,383
Oh.
307
00:18:34,343 --> 00:18:35,720
Thank you.
308
00:18:37,221 --> 00:18:38,723
- Go ahead.
- Okay.
309
00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:45,688
It's got three games built-in,
310
00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:47,481
but you can download
more from the website.
311
00:18:48,357 --> 00:18:49,525
I know.
312
00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:51,777
You already have one.
313
00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:53,779
I can always use a backup.
314
00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:55,614
Hi. Can I start you
with something to drink?
315
00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,324
Just water, please.
316
00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:01,537
You got a GameDeck?
Way to go, Dad.
317
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:07,960
According to your psych eval,
318
00:19:08,085 --> 00:19:11,422
the only thing happier than you
is Disneyland.
319
00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:13,382
I'm sorry you had
to see me like that last night.
320
00:19:13,507 --> 00:19:18,012
I'm just upset about being in the
hospital, I'm on some weird meds.
321
00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:20,765
But they must be working,
because I'm feeling a lot better now.
322
00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:27,021
Depression could be
the symptom of a serious illness, CTE.
323
00:19:27,146 --> 00:19:30,232
Yeah. My aunt sends me every article
she can find on it.
324
00:19:30,357 --> 00:19:31,275
Then you know it could kill you.
325
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,235
In the long run, like a lot of things.
326
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,278
You might be right.
327
00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:36,405
And an MRI could confirm that.
328
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:41,202
I have enough evidence of head trauma
in my file already, so...
329
00:19:44,413 --> 00:19:49,376
Mom said you had trouble maintaining
relationships with normal people.
330
00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:53,297
She also said you were a nice guy.
331
00:19:53,422 --> 00:19:55,007
I always figured she was lying
332
00:19:55,132 --> 00:19:57,218
'cause she didn't want me to hate
my deadbeat dad.
333
00:19:58,260 --> 00:19:59,303
I didn't know.
334
00:19:59,428 --> 00:20:02,014
I know, now.
335
00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:09,063
You're a bright kid.
336
00:20:09,188 --> 00:20:11,148
Thanks to you. Thanks to my mom,
337
00:20:11,273 --> 00:20:13,067
I'm also a big, soft-hearted wuss.
338
00:20:13,192 --> 00:20:14,318
(LAUGHS)
339
00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:16,445
I think you may have gotten that
from both of us.
340
00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:25,037
I got to go, but it was really
nice meeting you.
341
00:20:25,454 --> 00:20:26,831
It was nice meeting you, Duncan.
342
00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:28,749
(SIGHS)
343
00:20:28,999 --> 00:20:30,084
You want to
hang out again?
344
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:31,502
(LAUGHS)
345
00:20:31,627 --> 00:20:33,462
- Absolutely.
- Tonight?
346
00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:36,465
Tonight?
347
00:20:37,466 --> 00:20:40,052
Well, I... There's...
348
00:20:42,805 --> 00:20:43,931
That would be great.
349
00:20:45,474 --> 00:20:48,227
Okay. I'll text you.
350
00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:54,733
(DOOR OPENS)
351
00:20:55,943 --> 00:20:58,362
Thank you. How'd you
talk him into it?
352
00:20:58,487 --> 00:21:01,365
He agreed once
I promised him anonymity.
353
00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:04,243
Mr. and Mrs. Doe
liked the name John, apparently.
354
00:21:04,368 --> 00:21:07,079
Unfortunately, we just wasted his time
and proved House right.
355
00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:09,540
Nothing?
(CLICKS TONGUE)
356
00:21:09,874 --> 00:21:10,875
(COMPUTER BEEPS)
357
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,377
- What about that?
- That's an artifact.
358
00:21:13,502 --> 00:21:14,879
That's a density.
359
00:21:16,297 --> 00:21:17,590
I know you think I'm convincing myself,
360
00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:19,967
but this brain
has been hammered for years,
361
00:21:20,092 --> 00:21:23,387
meaning evidence
may be subtle, but it's there.
362
00:21:23,512 --> 00:21:26,390
HOUSE ON COMPUTER:
Meaning you see what you
want to see.
363
00:21:28,517 --> 00:21:31,937
Unless, of course, Chase is an idiot
and I do have brain damage.
364
00:21:32,062 --> 00:21:33,564
(PAGERS BEEPING)
365
00:21:35,524 --> 00:21:37,443
Patient's stroking out.
366
00:21:38,903 --> 00:21:40,988
Chase.
Can you get me out of...
367
00:21:41,113 --> 00:21:42,406
Oh...
368
00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:45,242
Hello?
369
00:21:49,788 --> 00:21:53,667
HOUSE: The good news
is it's isolated ophthalmoplegia,
370
00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,377
which means
he didn't have a stroke.
371
00:21:55,502 --> 00:21:59,006
Bad news is Taub was right.
You're still sick.
372
00:22:00,382 --> 00:22:02,217
I said "right", not "competent".
373
00:22:02,927 --> 00:22:05,971
Bursts your CTE bubble.
You're gonna need a whole new theory
374
00:22:06,096 --> 00:22:08,390
to keep Uncle Jesse
and his Olsen Twins on the bench.
375
00:22:08,515 --> 00:22:11,769
Can we discuss
my incompetence somewhere else?
376
00:22:13,604 --> 00:22:16,523
Dr. House. Could I talk to you
for a minute?
377
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,169
Could be neurosyphilis.
378
00:22:37,294 --> 00:22:38,212
He's only 22.
379
00:22:38,337 --> 00:22:40,464
And he's been
on the road since he was 14.
380
00:22:40,589 --> 00:22:44,051
So he was trash even
before he was trash?
381
00:22:44,176 --> 00:22:45,719
Are you curious
about what he wanted?
382
00:22:45,844 --> 00:22:47,930
I assume he wanted me
off the case,
383
00:22:48,055 --> 00:22:50,307
and you told him
I was hit in the head as a child,
384
00:22:50,432 --> 00:22:53,310
and your mother made you promise
to take care of me.
385
00:22:53,435 --> 00:22:55,479
He was doing what he always does.
386
00:22:55,604 --> 00:22:57,982
Sticking up for the little guy.
387
00:22:59,566 --> 00:23:01,276
He told me to apologize to you,
388
00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:05,030
or he would excrete down my throat.
389
00:23:05,739 --> 00:23:06,824
I'm paraphrasing.
390
00:23:06,949 --> 00:23:09,326
So if he should ask, I was a gentleman,
391
00:23:09,451 --> 00:23:11,245
or I will excrete down your throat.
392
00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:13,706
Microscopic polyangiitis fits.
393
00:23:14,999 --> 00:23:17,251
TAUB: We should start
plasmapheresis immediately.
394
00:23:17,376 --> 00:23:19,712
We need to run an ANCA panel
to confirm first.
395
00:23:19,837 --> 00:23:21,839
Putting him on plasmapheresis could
make him bleed out.
396
00:23:21,964 --> 00:23:23,257
MPA can progress quickly.
397
00:23:23,382 --> 00:23:26,593
We may not have time
before it reaches his lungs.
398
00:23:26,719 --> 00:23:31,265
I think you're right,
thus confirming my objectivity.
399
00:23:31,390 --> 00:23:33,392
Start the treatment.
400
00:23:43,652 --> 00:23:45,404
Miserable yet?
401
00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:50,784
He's polite, well-adjusted,
and a straight-A student.
402
00:23:51,869 --> 00:23:54,079
Which means he doesn't need you.
403
00:23:54,204 --> 00:23:56,081
So why don't you get out
while the butterfly effect
404
00:23:56,206 --> 00:23:57,624
is still in the cocoon stage.
405
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,126
I'm making him dinner.
406
00:23:59,251 --> 00:24:01,295
You don't make an 11-year-old dinner.
407
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:03,964
You give him a jar of peanut butter.
408
00:24:04,089 --> 00:24:05,174
It'll be fine.
409
00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:07,301
I could give this kid a quinoa salad
410
00:24:07,426 --> 00:24:08,761
and he would eat it just to be nice.
411
00:24:08,886 --> 00:24:11,430
'Cause he's a gutless placater,
just like his dad.
412
00:24:11,555 --> 00:24:12,639
He's nice.
413
00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:15,350
This is a terrible idea.
414
00:24:15,476 --> 00:24:16,518
Because we like each other?
415
00:24:16,643 --> 00:24:20,314
Yes. Because of the statement,
"We like each other."
416
00:24:20,439 --> 00:24:21,732
You've known him 25 minutes.
417
00:24:21,857 --> 00:24:24,485
All you know about him
is that he'd lie about a quinoa salad,
418
00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:25,903
whatever the hell that is.
419
00:24:27,446 --> 00:24:29,323
You're jealous of an 11-year-old
420
00:24:29,448 --> 00:24:31,575
because you are an 11-year-old.
421
00:24:44,129 --> 00:24:45,881
So tell me about yourself.
422
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:49,343
I mean you're smart,
you're nice, but what else?
423
00:24:49,468 --> 00:24:51,887
I don't know. I'm a kid.
424
00:24:53,514 --> 00:24:55,140
Right.
425
00:24:58,435 --> 00:24:59,478
What are you looking for?
426
00:25:00,479 --> 00:25:01,730
Nothing.
427
00:25:04,525 --> 00:25:06,819
You want peanut butter?
428
00:25:08,153 --> 00:25:09,655
Do you have prosciutto?
429
00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:13,200
- You like prosciutto?
- I'm weird.
430
00:25:13,325 --> 00:25:15,828
No! No, I like it, too.
431
00:25:15,953 --> 00:25:17,830
- I've got some in the fridge.
- How about goat cheese?
432
00:25:18,288 --> 00:25:19,373
(LAUGHS)
433
00:25:19,498 --> 00:25:20,499
I love goat cheese.
434
00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,346
I think that was
the best pizza I ever had.
435
00:25:34,555 --> 00:25:36,515
It was the hint of Dijon.
436
00:25:37,391 --> 00:25:40,769
Do you have any
aunts or uncles or grandparents?
437
00:25:41,645 --> 00:25:44,398
My mom got into
some stupid fight with my grandfather.
438
00:25:44,523 --> 00:25:45,899
They all kind of cut us off.
439
00:25:46,024 --> 00:25:47,025
Hmm.
440
00:25:47,151 --> 00:25:49,069
Are you talking to your parents?
441
00:25:49,194 --> 00:25:54,408
Yes, and they're going to be very
surprised and excited to meet you.
442
00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:56,243
That's awesome.
443
00:25:56,368 --> 00:25:58,996
AUTOMATED VOICE
ON GPS:
You have arrived at your destination.
444
00:25:59,413 --> 00:26:00,414
(SIGHS)
445
00:26:00,539 --> 00:26:01,748
- Well...
- Thanks for the pizza.
446
00:26:01,874 --> 00:26:06,211
Sure. Sure. I mean, it was great
to spend time with you.
447
00:26:08,547 --> 00:26:09,965
I love you, Dad.
448
00:26:17,973 --> 00:26:19,558
(CHUCKLES)
449
00:26:35,449 --> 00:26:38,493
It can't be easy doing what you do.
450
00:26:38,619 --> 00:26:41,038
I mean, do you love it?
451
00:26:41,788 --> 00:26:43,165
Is it fun?
452
00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:50,631
I had my own plastic surgery practice,
making lots of money.
453
00:26:50,756 --> 00:26:54,760
But I wasn't happy.
It wasn't what I went to med school for.
454
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,603
(SIGHS)
455
00:27:07,731 --> 00:27:12,903
Every winter, my dad would flood
the backyard and make a rink.
456
00:27:13,028 --> 00:27:15,489
I was Lemieux,
my little brother was Gretzky.
457
00:27:15,614 --> 00:27:20,619
I was good. I won the NDHA scoring title
three years in a row.
458
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:25,499
I kept getting bigger
and stronger and better.
459
00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:27,668
Until I didn't.
460
00:27:29,378 --> 00:27:32,506
My Juniors coach told me
that if I wanted to stay on the team,
461
00:27:32,631 --> 00:27:35,050
that I'd have to use my size.
462
00:27:36,009 --> 00:27:38,512
Every game,
I got less and less ice time,
463
00:27:38,637 --> 00:27:43,308
until it was all fighting
and no hockey.
464
00:27:50,816 --> 00:27:52,776
There's something
going on with my arms.
465
00:27:55,862 --> 00:27:59,658
I can't feel them! Doctor,
I can't feel my anns.
466
00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:04,037
Patient's arms
are now paralyzed.
467
00:28:04,162 --> 00:28:06,415
ANCA panel was negative.
It's not MPA.
468
00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:08,083
Lyme disease could cause paralysis,
469
00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,960
if he was hunting,
he'd be exposed to ticks.
470
00:28:10,085 --> 00:28:12,796
No target rash or cardiac involvement.
471
00:28:14,423 --> 00:28:17,217
Roomies with benefits
keeping you up?
472
00:28:18,385 --> 00:28:20,429
Cribbage. I played with Park's Popo.
473
00:28:21,847 --> 00:28:23,432
Is that two separate events?
474
00:28:23,557 --> 00:28:26,226
Her grandmother.
ALS could explain the symptoms.
475
00:28:26,351 --> 00:28:28,353
Sensory involvement rules out ALS.
476
00:28:28,478 --> 00:28:29,896
Okay, now this is interesting.
477
00:28:30,022 --> 00:28:31,356
We'll get back
to the patient in a second.
478
00:28:31,481 --> 00:28:33,442
Your issue is the same as Wilson's.
479
00:28:33,567 --> 00:28:37,446
Except you're haunted
by the {sitter-patter of tiny skanks.
480
00:28:37,571 --> 00:28:40,115
You don't feel guilty about getting Park
thrown out of her home.
481
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,118
You feel guilty about all the women
that you've screwed over.
482
00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:46,079
My mother
needs 1,000 bucks for snow tires.
483
00:28:46,204 --> 00:28:48,290
Park's a friend, Pope's fun.
484
00:28:48,415 --> 00:28:51,335
Paralysis has gone
from his face to his arms,
485
00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:55,255
meaning it's descending,
which is the hallmark of botulism.
486
00:28:55,797 --> 00:28:59,134
So it was something he ate.
How innocuous.
487
00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:01,303
You've overcome your
bias by reversing it.
488
00:29:01,428 --> 00:29:03,972
The only problem is
that being in love with the patient
489
00:29:04,097 --> 00:29:06,558
is just as judgmental as being in hate.
490
00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:07,642
We didn't find any contaminated...
491
00:29:07,768 --> 00:29:09,936
No contaminated food,
I'm not an idiot.
492
00:29:10,062 --> 00:29:13,148
But what if it's not from ingesting,
but from injecting?
493
00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:16,318
He was treated for intractable muscle
spasms by the team's trainers.
494
00:29:16,443 --> 00:29:18,570
Sometimes they use Botox.
495
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,530
We need to start the antitoxin.
496
00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:22,616
The antitoxin could cause anaphylaxis.
497
00:29:22,741 --> 00:29:24,701
We need to test first to confirm.
498
00:29:24,826 --> 00:29:26,161
HOUSE: As if to prove my point.
499
00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:28,747
Last time you said there wasn't
enough time to test
500
00:29:28,872 --> 00:29:30,290
prior to a more dangerous treatment.
501
00:29:30,415 --> 00:29:33,168
It's a different situation, a different
symptom, a different diagnosis.
502
00:29:33,293 --> 00:29:36,505
Different emotion.
Give him the antitoxin.
503
00:29:43,011 --> 00:29:44,513
Anything?
504
00:29:44,638 --> 00:29:46,306
No adverse effects.
505
00:29:58,402 --> 00:30:01,279
Chase let me move in with him
to get away from my grandmother,
506
00:30:01,405 --> 00:30:05,534
then he practically let my grandmother
move in with the both of us.
507
00:30:05,659 --> 00:30:08,745
He's being way more than nice.
508
00:30:09,246 --> 00:30:10,205
(SIGHS)
509
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:11,832
Then which answer is it?
510
00:30:11,957 --> 00:30:14,835
Chase feels guilty
for pushing you to move out?
511
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,169
He didn't push me.
512
00:30:16,294 --> 00:30:18,130
- Guilt about skanks?
- He loves skanks.
513
00:30:18,255 --> 00:30:19,339
It's not the other option.
514
00:30:20,090 --> 00:30:21,633
There are people that like me,
515
00:30:21,758 --> 00:30:23,385
people who even want to sleep with me.
516
00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:25,720
Some of them are even good looking.
517
00:30:25,846 --> 00:30:27,305
That good looking?
518
00:30:32,519 --> 00:30:33,645
Did you see that?
519
00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:42,362
You're feeling something?
520
00:30:44,156 --> 00:30:45,282
Yeah.
521
00:30:49,369 --> 00:30:52,205
I could give you
crap for making me wait 11 years,
522
00:30:52,330 --> 00:30:53,540
but instead I'm gonna thank you
523
00:30:53,665 --> 00:30:56,918
for not making me wait another 11.
524
00:30:57,919 --> 00:31:00,088
Every little girl wants a pony
525
00:31:00,213 --> 00:31:02,048
until they have to clean up after it.
526
00:31:02,174 --> 00:31:05,260
You think I'm gonna quit on this?
On an 11-year-old?
527
00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:07,721
The only relationship
you haven't quit on has been with me.
528
00:31:07,846 --> 00:31:10,265
Hmm. A needy, truculent narcissist.
529
00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:13,518
I think it's been
the perfect training for parenthood.
530
00:31:14,895 --> 00:31:16,480
That's not even close.
531
00:31:18,148 --> 00:31:19,983
This is the rest of your life.
532
00:31:21,359 --> 00:31:23,403
If you screw this up,
you don't get to run away.
533
00:31:24,613 --> 00:31:26,198
You get to ruin both your lives.
534
00:31:26,323 --> 00:31:27,574
This is a bigger responsibility
535
00:31:27,699 --> 00:31:31,369
than any you've
ever taken on, and screwed up.
536
00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:34,789
I know.
537
00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:38,502
That's why I'm so excited about it.
538
00:31:38,627 --> 00:31:39,961
(DOOR OPENS)
539
00:31:47,135 --> 00:31:49,596
You're really happier doing this than
looking at boobs all day?
540
00:31:49,721 --> 00:31:52,807
Luckily, I get patients like you
every now and again
541
00:31:52,933 --> 00:31:55,185
who let me re-experience the joy.
542
00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:56,478
(COUGHS)
543
00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:58,563
You know the best part of my day
544
00:31:58,688 --> 00:32:00,315
is when I'm sitting in that penalty box
545
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,943
after I beat someone up.
546
00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:06,321
It's the only time I know I'm safe.
547
00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:08,490
Think Lemieux ever felt that way?
548
00:32:08,615 --> 00:32:09,658
I'm not going back.
549
00:32:09,783 --> 00:32:10,825
To hockey?
550
00:32:10,951 --> 00:32:14,037
To enforcing. Whatever that costs.
551
00:32:16,206 --> 00:32:17,332
Good for you.
552
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:19,084
(PUCK CLATTERS)
Oh!
553
00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:21,127
First goal for the Pocket Rocket.
554
00:32:21,253 --> 00:32:22,462
(BOBBY GASPING)
555
00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,006
Bobby?
556
00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:27,968
(MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)
557
00:32:28,093 --> 00:32:29,386
We need a team in here!
558
00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:37,894
He's completely paralyzed
and he tested negative for botulism.
559
00:32:42,607 --> 00:32:45,527
I am now accepting long shots.
560
00:32:46,736 --> 00:32:47,821
Polio?
561
00:32:47,946 --> 00:32:49,030
Some kids were never vaccinated.
562
00:32:49,155 --> 00:32:52,534
Unless they played sports all their
lives and had two physicals a year.
563
00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,452
How about MLD?
564
00:32:54,578 --> 00:32:55,912
TAUB: That's a bad fit.
565
00:32:56,871 --> 00:32:58,790
I say that not because
there's no treatment for MLD,
566
00:32:58,915 --> 00:33:00,125
but because it's a bad fit.
567
00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,710
His cognitive abilities are unaffected.
568
00:33:02,252 --> 00:33:04,588
Prion disease could explain the waxing
and waning symptoms.
569
00:33:04,713 --> 00:33:06,339
The test for prions is a brain biopsy.
570
00:33:06,464 --> 00:33:09,217
And given his history,
there's got to be brain swelling.
571
00:33:09,342 --> 00:33:11,428
We can't risk drilling into his skull.
572
00:33:11,553 --> 00:33:12,512
Pretty sure we can.
573
00:33:12,637 --> 00:33:16,891
We also could keep talking until we can
find an answer we all can agree on.
574
00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:20,520
What, all of us? Those of us who love
him, those who hate him?
575
00:33:20,645 --> 00:33:22,606
Those who don't give
a crap about him or you?
576
00:33:22,731 --> 00:33:24,899
Or I could just discuss it on my own
with Foreman.
577
00:33:25,984 --> 00:33:27,277
He's not your friend.
578
00:33:27,402 --> 00:33:29,154
I get it, he's a patient.
579
00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:32,073
- I'm not...
- He never had your back.
580
00:33:33,199 --> 00:33:36,578
He didn't insist that
I apologize to you.
581
00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:41,082
He asked me to take you off the case.
582
00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:50,091
Biopsy his brain.
583
00:33:57,599 --> 00:33:58,475
Hey, Dad.
584
00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,601
Hey.
585
00:34:00,435 --> 00:34:04,856
Sorry I'm late. Got in a fight
with my mom. She is such a tool.
586
00:34:04,981 --> 00:34:06,441
I'm sure she means well.
587
00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:10,320
She wants to open a reserve in
Costa Rica for rescued birds of prey.
588
00:34:13,198 --> 00:34:14,491
But how serious is she?
589
00:34:14,616 --> 00:34:18,828
From my recollection,
she used to talk about doing a lot.
590
00:34:18,953 --> 00:34:21,956
Yeah, but she bought
plane tickets for Monday.
591
00:34:26,544 --> 00:34:30,548
Well, Costa Rica is beautiful.
592
00:34:30,674 --> 00:34:32,801
And the schools
are supposed to be great.
593
00:34:32,926 --> 00:34:35,637
Oh! I'm not going.
It's her stupid dream, not mine.
594
00:34:36,638 --> 00:34:37,764
Then what will you do?
595
00:34:42,811 --> 00:34:43,978
Uh...
596
00:34:47,023 --> 00:34:50,694
I thought maybe
I could stay with you?
597
00:34:52,654 --> 00:34:55,156
Your place is only three
miles away from my school.
598
00:34:55,281 --> 00:34:56,533
I can bus it every day.
599
00:34:56,658 --> 00:34:59,494
And I do my own laundry.
I keep my room tidy.
600
00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:02,539
Duncan, this...
601
00:35:02,664 --> 00:35:05,792
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
This is very sudden.
602
00:35:07,085 --> 00:35:10,213
I know. I'm sorry.
603
00:35:14,551 --> 00:35:16,511
Please don't send me to the jungle.
604
00:35:24,561 --> 00:35:26,730
If it's okay with your mother,
it's okay with me.
605
00:35:39,242 --> 00:35:40,910
Take me off the case.
606
00:35:42,579 --> 00:35:45,582
I've obviously completely
lost my objectivity.
607
00:35:45,707 --> 00:35:47,709
I'm not helping. I'm not even neutral.
608
00:35:49,502 --> 00:35:50,712
Agreed.
609
00:35:51,713 --> 00:35:53,715
So why shouldn't
I take you off all my cases?
610
00:35:54,716 --> 00:35:56,718
Because you were right.
I hate bullies.
611
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:58,595
You work for me.
612
00:35:58,720 --> 00:35:59,637
You're not a bully.
613
00:35:59,763 --> 00:36:01,473
Pretty sure I am, dickwad.
614
00:36:01,598 --> 00:36:04,601
I've known a lot of bullies, people who
didn't like me because I'm short,
615
00:36:04,726 --> 00:36:05,769
people who didn't like me
because I'm Jewish.
616
00:36:05,894 --> 00:36:08,438
Yeah, I get it, there's a long list
of reasons not to like you.
617
00:36:08,563 --> 00:36:12,066
You relentlessly mock,
but it's not for self-aggrandizement,
618
00:36:12,192 --> 00:36:15,612
it's because ideas are
bigger than feelings.
619
00:36:17,530 --> 00:36:19,616
At least that's what
I choose to believe.
620
00:36:19,741 --> 00:36:23,745
I also thought you had the side effect
of desensitizing me.
621
00:36:28,124 --> 00:36:30,335
You little hebe.
622
00:36:31,753 --> 00:36:34,172
Here are some ideas for you.
623
00:36:34,297 --> 00:36:37,759
You screwed up. You kept on screwing
up. Everything you said is true.
624
00:36:38,885 --> 00:36:43,306
Except it doesn't mean
you walk away.
625
00:36:44,641 --> 00:36:47,519
You just learn to trust nothing.
626
00:36:48,895 --> 00:36:52,982
Everything you think you feel,
everything you think you know,
627
00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:57,529
you question every call,
play through every whistle.
628
00:37:02,116 --> 00:37:04,244
I just had a light bulb.
629
00:37:05,245 --> 00:37:06,579
Maybe.
630
00:37:07,205 --> 00:37:08,790
You can trust light bulbs.
631
00:37:19,217 --> 00:37:21,636
Stop. It's not prions.
632
00:37:22,345 --> 00:37:26,349
Epstein-Barr gave him mono, it also gave
him Miller Fisher syndrome.
633
00:37:26,474 --> 00:37:29,477
The plasmapheresis
played through the whistle.
634
00:37:29,602 --> 00:37:32,522
We gave it to him for MPA,
but when he got worse, we took him off.
635
00:37:32,647 --> 00:37:35,024
When he got better,
we thought it was the antitoxin,
636
00:37:35,149 --> 00:37:37,944
but it was actually
the plasmapheresis still working.
637
00:37:38,653 --> 00:37:41,823
We had the right treatment,
just the wrong diagnosis.
638
00:37:42,991 --> 00:37:44,951
It was my metaphor
that solved the case.
639
00:37:45,827 --> 00:37:48,454
Put him back on
plasmapheresis. He'll be fine.
640
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,874
Nice save.
641
00:37:50,999 --> 00:37:53,459
Didn't quite make up
for being a sieve the rest of the game.
642
00:37:58,256 --> 00:37:59,799
(DOOR OPENS)
643
00:38:00,842 --> 00:38:01,843
(SWITCH CLICKS)
644
00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:04,637
Ex-girlfriend's baby again?
645
00:38:08,308 --> 00:38:10,226
His mother is moving to Costa Rica,
646
00:38:10,351 --> 00:38:12,312
he asked if he could move in with me...
647
00:38:12,437 --> 00:38:13,730
(LAUGHS)
648
00:38:13,855 --> 00:38:15,523
...and I said yes.
649
00:38:21,613 --> 00:38:25,617
Well, it's only six or seven years.
650
00:38:26,701 --> 00:38:28,202
Unless he can't get into college,
651
00:38:28,328 --> 00:38:30,747
in which case it's more a matter
of your life expectancy.
652
00:38:30,872 --> 00:38:34,334
I said yes, knowing
I'm not remotely ready for that,
653
00:38:34,459 --> 00:38:37,754
knowing he's not ready
to be separated from his mother.
654
00:38:37,879 --> 00:38:40,798
This isn't the act of
a mature, rational adult.
655
00:38:41,883 --> 00:38:43,009
(SIGHS)
656
00:38:44,302 --> 00:38:45,887
I can't do this, House.
657
00:38:47,931 --> 00:38:49,724
You were right.
658
00:38:52,894 --> 00:38:56,773
I have an idea that can make this
entire problem go away.
659
00:38:56,898 --> 00:39:00,276
Yes, I really want to hear
your clever late-term abortion joke.
660
00:39:00,401 --> 00:39:02,946
You were right about everything.
This is life.
661
00:39:03,071 --> 00:39:05,823
It's real. It doesn't just go away.
662
00:39:07,909 --> 00:39:08,952
(SIGHS)
663
00:39:11,913 --> 00:39:12,997
None of that is true.
664
00:39:18,711 --> 00:39:19,796
Hey.
665
00:39:19,921 --> 00:39:21,005
Duncan.
666
00:39:21,923 --> 00:39:25,927
Actually, it's Wendel, one "L".
667
00:39:28,638 --> 00:39:33,017
If you're gonna get pissy, remember,
it was House's idea.
668
00:39:38,314 --> 00:39:39,399
You're an actor?
669
00:39:39,941 --> 00:39:42,568
Five commercials,
and a recurring on
Days of our
Lives.
670
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:51,202
You were regretting not having kids,
so I gave you one.
671
00:39:51,953 --> 00:39:55,832
Thereby rendering you regret-free.
It's a priceless gift.
672
00:39:55,957 --> 00:39:57,291
- Get out.
- Well, it's not priceless.
673
00:39:57,417 --> 00:39:59,085
He charges SAG minimum...
674
00:39:59,210 --> 00:40:01,004
Get out!
675
00:40:03,631 --> 00:40:05,133
Chillax, Dad.
676
00:40:05,967 --> 00:40:08,261
Can you do an Australian accent?
677
00:40:18,104 --> 00:40:19,522
(CHUCKLES)
678
00:40:22,525 --> 00:40:23,860
(SIGHS)
679
00:40:34,996 --> 00:40:37,165
I just got the call.
680
00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:41,044
Three-year deal, 2.1 million.
681
00:40:49,010 --> 00:40:53,014
What about the flooded backyard
and pretending to be Lemieux?
682
00:40:54,015 --> 00:40:56,017
That's why I took it.
683
00:40:56,934 --> 00:40:59,562
After all I did to get here,
684
00:40:59,687 --> 00:41:02,023
half a dream is better than nothing.
685
00:41:04,817 --> 00:41:08,696
Maybe my new coach will see
what my Juniors coach didn't.
686
00:41:12,325 --> 00:41:13,743
That'd be nice.
687
00:41:36,557 --> 00:41:38,059
I'm not sleeping with you.
688
00:41:39,936 --> 00:41:41,354
That's a shame.
689
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,861
This is about Popo.
690
00:41:50,488 --> 00:41:53,950
She's not sleeping
with me either, right?
691
00:41:54,075 --> 00:41:56,869
You were jealous of me, my family.
692
00:42:05,253 --> 00:42:08,798
Maybe you've got too much
and I've got too little.
693
00:42:17,223 --> 00:42:19,976
I might sleep with you after all.
694
00:42:20,101 --> 00:42:22,019
(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)
695
00:42:51,132 --> 00:42:53,676
The woman that I called,
that was really Beth?
696
00:42:54,218 --> 00:42:56,220
Found her on Facebook.
697
00:42:56,345 --> 00:42:57,763
How much did she charge?
698
00:42:57,889 --> 00:43:00,391
Nothing. She's still pissed at you.
699
00:43:02,226 --> 00:43:03,728
Can you pass the bacon?
700
00:43:03,853 --> 00:43:06,022
I thought you liked prosciutto.
701
00:43:06,147 --> 00:43:08,149
Nobody likes prosciutto.
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