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- What is with all the pushing?
- Here you go, girls.
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It's Miley Stewart.
We've got to get in there.
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- Our names are on the list.
- Well, why didn't you say so?
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- In your dreams, sweet cheeks. Next!
- No, no. They're on there. I promise.
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You are the only pop star I know
who can't get into her own concert.
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- Stop!
- Go!
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Somebody, stop those girls!
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- Go faster!
- I can't! This is a golf cart!
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Stop!
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Those girls shouldn't be here.
They don't have a backstage pass!
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Stop in the name of Security!
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Look out! Look out!
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Call for backup!
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Yes!
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Stop! Please stop!
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It's OK. It's OK. They're with me.
Come on. Go, go, go.
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Hey.
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- Dad.
- What?
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Showtime, baby doll.
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- She's on the move.
- All right, let's go!
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Good luck! Don't mess up!
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This way. Follow me.
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- Come on.
- She's coming right now.
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You do that every night.
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- Love you, Daddy.
- Loving you right back, darling.
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Don't forget it's your turn
to do the dishes.
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- I did 'em last night.
- Don't give me lip.
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You wanted the best of both worlds.
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- Hannah! Hannah!
- Watch your head.
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Here we go, everybody!
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Cut! We'll fix that last bit in post.
That's a wrap, people.
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- Hannah, as always, fabulous.
- Thank you.
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No. It's OK. I'm sorry.
I just had to meet you.
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I promised my girls
I'd say hi to you for them.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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They even wrote out some questions,
if you have a second.
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Oh, my gosh, this is such a thrill.
Do you mind?
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- Not at all.
- Don't even think about it.
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- No, Vita. It's OK.
- Nothing about this man is OK.
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- Hello, Oswald.
- Hello, Vita. Looking lovely as ever.
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Icky teeth, really?
Isn't that beneath even you?
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Oswald Granger,
chief sleaze of Bon Chic magazine,
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Britain's most notorious tabloid.
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And we would love,
with a capital "ove"
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to do a cover feature on the global
phenomenon that is Hannah Montana.
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By "feature" he means
"career-ending exposé."
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"Country girl living her dreams,
beloved by millions," that's all.
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That's all you're
going to get. Get out.
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Can't blame a bloke for trying.
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How could you think
we have something to hide?
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- He didn't see anything, did he?
- I don't think so.
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Good. Honey, you can't talk
to anyone unless I'm at your side.
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I'm your publicist. You need
to concentrate on what you do best,
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which is singing your scrappy heart out.
Let me worry about everything else,
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like making sure
your little secret stays a secret.
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Sometimes I wish
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- I could be Hannah all the time.
- You and me both, kid.
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Out of the way, jackals.
Step aside. Coming through.
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Right, don't touch
the pop star. Move aside.
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...like making sure
your little secret stays a secret.
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Secret? What secret?
Move your bum, you old cow.
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Talk to me, Ozzie, and don't disappoint.
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- Apparently there's a secret.
- Good. Because the cover's ready.
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I just need the story to go with it.
Find out that secret.
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She's the most
popular teenager in the world.
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So I suggest you go out
and find me every juicy,
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sordid detail of Hannah Montana's
outrageous, glamorous life.
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All right. Line it up, people.
We're going to choose new teams.
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Dead girl in the middle of the floor.
Anybody?
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Fabulous news:
Beyoncé has double pneumonia.
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Has to drop out of the
New York Music Awards. You are in!
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That is great. Not for Beyoncé.
I should call. But, yes! I'm so excited!
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What am I gonna sing?
What am I gonna wear?
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Great minds. The car
and the box are already outside,
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so Hannah has to do a major shop now.
Last chance. Come on.
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Miley? Hello?
What about my birthday party?
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Minor Hannah emergency.
I'll be there, I promise.
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Wasn't that fun?
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But it feels weird
having them give me stuff for free.
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Please. Do you know what a well-placed
photo of you shopping is worth?
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You're a star, an icon.
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You look at it, touch it, wear it,
and the whole world has to have it.
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They owe it to you, Hannah.
Name it and it's yours.
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- Really?
- I have so much to teach you.
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If she doesn't hurry,
you're gonna miss your plane.
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Yeah, that's right, losers! I'm going
to college! Tennessee Universi...
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- University.
- Where is that girl?
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- I can't decide.
- Decide? No deciding. Too stressful.
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Take them all.
We'll just add them to the pile. Girls.
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Watches. I totally need a new watch.
Is that the time? I can't believe it.
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We got to go.
Eleven messages. Jackson.
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Lilly's present.
Lilly... would totally love those shoes.
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- She will so love these.
- I'm sorry. I saw these first.
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- Wrap these for me, please?
- They're for my best friend. She's 16.
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They're for my best friend, too.
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- My best friend is a 6½.
- Funny, my best friend's a 6½, too.
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Tyra Banks, that's our only pair.
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- That's not funny. You know who I am?
- I know you know who I am.
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- So?
- So?
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- Give me that shoe.
- Get away from me!
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Know what? If you want it, jump for it.
Jump for the shoe, Hannah Montana.
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Give me!
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Got it!
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Yes! Yes!
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Give me my shoe, lady!
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She is so in trouble.
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No, you didn't. No, you didn't!
Hannah Montana!
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- Yes!
- I appreciate you helping me up,
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but I don't appreciate
you not helping me with this.
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Relax? Are you kidding me?
Have you met my dad?
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He is not going to shake off
me missing saying goodbye to Jackson.
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- Give us a smile. You look amazing.
- Thank you. We got to go.
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And I didn't even get the shoes.
I am the worst friend in the world.
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It's him.
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Oswald. Step on it!
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I cannot get out like Miley,
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and I cannot show up
at Lilly's party like Hannah.
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Where are you headed?
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Hi! Thank you. Thank you.
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Hey, Lilly. What's up?
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We've talked about this party
since we were 12. Where...
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- Hi! How are you? Where are you?
- I'm almost there.
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She hung up on...
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- Where are you? Everybody's waiting...
- Sorry, wrong number!
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Two smoothies. Where's Miley?
We haven't seen her.
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I just spoke with her.
She'll be here any second.
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Rico, what's this hole
at the top of the cake?
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It's a high-pressure
electro-pneumatic solenoid on it.
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It's 150 pounds per square inch
with a brass safety check valve.
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Then I just hit this button and bam!
Sparklers go off,
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and a "Happy Birthday, Lilly"
banner shoots out the top of the cake.
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Once again, Rico is a genius.
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Hold it! This is a private event.
Guests only! What did I tell you? Stop!
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- Smile.
- No pictures.
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- That's what I call a Lilly... Wow.
- It's Hannah Montana!
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Is that Hannah Montana?
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Guys, I'm only here a little late.
Happy birthday to...
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I want to say happy birthday
to my number one fan, Lilly.
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She's over that way.
She's over that way.
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Happy birthday, Lilly.
Happy birthday.
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I'm sorry. I had no choice.
I'll make it up to you, I promise.
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You will never, ever,
ever make it up to me.
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I'm sorry.
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Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing!
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Crazy, Crazy, Crazy.
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You guys know the words
to Let's Get Crazy?
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All right, then, here we go!
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You ready? Here we go.
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Life is just a party so come as you are
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Dress it up or dress it down
Don't forget your guitar, yeah
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Just be courageous
'Cause style's contagious
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Everyone can rock out like a superstar
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Let's get crazy
Get up and dance
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Take a swing, do your thing
It's worth taking a chance
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Let's get crazy
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Yeah, just kick up your heels
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Don't miss out, time to shout
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Always keeping it real
Let's get crazy
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Crazy
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Lilly! Lilly, we got cake!
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Hold up. Wait. Birthday Girl,
I have some questions.
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It true that Hannah's 43 years old?
She lip-syncs? Grew up in Nashville?
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More like a cornfield in
some place called Crowley Corners.
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How do you spell "Crowley"?
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It's Lilly Truscott, everybody!
Happy birthday. We got cake over there.
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Just like it sounds.
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- Lilly...
- Oliver? Quick! Light the cake.
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- We're gonna stop Lilly from leaving.
- Cake? No, I'm not ready yet!
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Come on! We have cake!
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Sorry.
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Lilly, please pick up.
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- Did you see this?
- I know. It's everywhere.
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Isn't it... horrible. Bad Hannah.
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She and I need to have a conversation.
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Now? But she's getting ready
to go to New York.
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Didn't she tell you?
There's an amazing opportunity.
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Yeah, I know about New York.
I got CC'ed in an e-mail. Not happening.
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She and I are flying to Tennessee
for her grandma Ruby's birthday.
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Didn't she tell you?
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A shoe fight!
You got into a stinking shoe fight?
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In my defence,
I totally saw those shoes first.
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This is absolutely, t-totally,
without a doubt unacceptable.
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Which pretty much describes
all of your behaviour lately.
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Standing up your brother?
Humiliating Lilly at her own party?
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I screwed up. I'm sorry,
but I can't talk about this now.
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Gotta go to New York.
It's the music awards.
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Your grandmother's birthday
doesn't matter?
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This is totally different
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- and you know it.
- Now, Robby. Mr Ray.
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Father Montana, Hannah not going
to New York is really not an option.
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- Her name is Miley.
- Miley will be back before she leaves.
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She's a superstar. I can
get her a private jet if she wants.
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Yes! I've always wanted one of those.
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For gosh sakes.
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Fine. You win.
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But you heard our superstar.
She needs a jet.
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- Really?
- I like your thinking.
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It'll take time to arrange. I'll go to
New York and set up the meet and greet.
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Next time, you might want to demand
a jet with a bigger bathroom.
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Why you getting all Hannahed up?
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The "Hannah steps off the plane"
photo-op.
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The balloons,
the limos, the screaming fans.
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Like Vita says,
"It's all about the publicity."
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Yeah. That Vita's
just full of good advice.
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Absolutely full of it.
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Hello, New York!
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Looks like your limo's here.
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- Ain't she a beaut?
- Whee doggies. Tennessee.
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Dad, come on. Yeah, maybe I should've
remembered Grandma's birthday.
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- I did.
- Jackson, not now.
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Please, Hannah Montana needs
to be walking down the red carpet,
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in New York, in less than three hours.
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All you ever wanted to do was sing.
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Hannah let you do that
and still have a normal life.
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00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,071
That was the dream, remember?
218
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,867
That's why we created her
in the first place.
219
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,870
I don't know what she's about anymore.
220
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,956
- What are you saying?
- I think we might be done.
221
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:14,337
- You can't take Hannah away from me.
- Really? Because that's what I'm doing.
222
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,674
No! Stop the truck.
I'm not doing this. I want to go home.
223
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,426
Stop the truck!
224
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,072
You are home. Look around you.
225
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,782
Hannah means everything to me.
226
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,035
That, right there,
might be the problem.
227
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,416
You're saying I can
never be Hannah again?
228
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:56,087
Ask me in two weeks. Right now let's see
if a country girl still exists.
229
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:59,466
- Two weeks?
- Think of it as a Hannah detox.
230
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,843
Take that wig off
and get back in the truck.
231
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:06,765
No. I'm not getting
back in the truck. No way.
232
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,275
I'm not getting back in the truck, Dad.
233
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,612
I'm going to New York whether
you like it or not, and I'm not...
234
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,032
Give that back, you mangy little...
235
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,869
Look at that. Girl don't even
recognise her own horse.
236
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,788
Now that truly is sad.
237
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,207
Blue Jeans?
238
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:40,924
Meet us at the house.
Just about a mile up the road.
239
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,434
Don't forget your suitcase.
240
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:03,655
In my defence, you do look different.
Did you do something to your tail?
241
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,854
Good boy.
All right, now. Help me out.
242
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,648
Hold still.
243
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:46,740
Blue Jeans!
244
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,670
Hi. You all right?
245
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,965
Blue Jeans doesn't really
take well to strangers.
246
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:49,302
Especially not dirty, sparkly ones.
247
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:53,348
I know. He's my horse.
248
00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:57,727
Miley?
249
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,231
It's me. Travis?
250
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,484
Travis Brody?
We were in the first grade together.
251
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,570
Me and you went up to
your Uncle Earl's farm and swam,
252
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:10,824
- and got poison oak all over our...
- I remember you, OK?
253
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:14,410
I remember you hanging me
headfirst down a well.
254
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:17,413
Yeah. I guess I had
a pretty big crush on you back then,
255
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,666
but don't worry about it.
256
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,670
I'm over it.
257
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,673
Good to know.
258
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,511
Don't come around
too often anymore, do you?
259
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,263
Often enough.
260
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,516
Only a couple times since
your ma died that I've heard about.
261
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:40,270
- So how long are you staying?
- Two weeks.
262
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:43,231
- Good luck with that.
- What's that supposed to mean?
263
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,525
Considering what you're wearing,
264
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,444
and the fact that you
couldn't get back on your horse,
265
00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,613
I'm guessing you went California on us.
266
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:54,742
I have not. You don't know
anything about me or California.
267
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:58,454
Let me guess, celebrities are
just regular folk like you and me.
268
00:24:58,539 --> 00:24:59,956
Some are.
269
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,585
You actually know any?
270
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,753
I know Hannah Montana.
271
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:08,715
Hannah Montana? Really?
272
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:14,470
Yeah. I... I practically
saved her life surfing the other day.
273
00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:19,100
She owes me big time.
We're like best friends.
274
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,605
Best friends.
275
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:30,111
Guess they're waiting for you inside.
I'll take Blue Jeans, put him away.
276
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:33,907
- You don't have to do that.
- It's kind of my job.
277
00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:37,410
I've been working for your grandma
for the summer.
278
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,584
This is usually about the time
someone'd say "thank you."
279
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:47,545
- I was getting there.
- No need.
280
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:51,216
See you round, Smiley Miley.
281
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:55,470
Remember? That's what he
used to call you. Smiley Miley.
282
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,848
I remember.
283
00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,807
I got my Miley back!
284
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,770
Come on, Miley, take the next verse.
285
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,773
Come on.
286
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:55,113
Get your dog back and your house back...
287
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,703
I want my life back, Dad.
288
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:10,670
Sorry. Sorry, everybody.
Happy birthday, Grandma.
289
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:15,133
I just blew out my candles
and I already got my birthday wish.
290
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:17,218
Come here, sweet thing.
291
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:21,889
I have missed you more
than you can imagine.
292
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,058
And thank you.
293
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:28,855
Thank you so much for this.
I just love it.
294
00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:30,940
There's only one King,
295
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:35,820
and I have been saving him
a place of honour.
296
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:42,201
How long have you been planning this?
Must have taken you forever to find it.
297
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,830
Apparently I've thought
of nothing else for weeks.
298
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,249
Hurt your grandma's feelings,
and a chewed-up wig
299
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:51,044
will be the least of your worries.
Hey, Uncle Chuck.
300
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:53,296
Listen, it's time for cake.
301
00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:56,341
I'll collect the supper plates,
you pass out the forks.
302
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,676
Give you a chance
to say "hi" to a few folks.
303
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:04,223
- You remember Cousin Derrick.
- What's with the rat?
304
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:06,267
Ferret. Harlow.
305
00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,686
- Good to be home.
- Yeah.
306
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:13,983
Got any plates for me?
307
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,737
Do me a favour. Introduce yourself
to Lorelai over there.
308
00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:21,074
She's new and a little shy.
309
00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:23,826
You aren't up to your
matchmaking again, are you?
310
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,913
- Me? Never.
- That's right...
311
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:30,249
Then I reckon it would be a shame
for anybody to feel left out.
312
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:34,128
Excuse me. Got anything for me?
313
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,715
I don't know.
Are you sure you can handle it?
314
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,592
You'd be amazed at what I can handle.
315
00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,637
I don't believe we've met.
I'm Robby Ray.
316
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:45,598
Told you you'd be amazed.
317
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:56,359
I got it. It's not that bad,
ladies and gentlemen.
318
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,113
Oh, Lord!
319
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:13,084
- Howdy!
- Oh, no.
320
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:23,302
Whee doggies!
Great news, everybody.
321
00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:25,721
Elvis is alive and well.
322
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,651
I keep thinking
I should change the wallpaper,
323
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:24,489
but your mom picked this out
when she was about your age.
324
00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:28,618
I like it.
325
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:31,120
You used to like a lot of things
about coming to see me.
326
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,540
- Grandma...
- It's OK.
327
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,918
I know it's not personal.
328
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:44,008
- I just miss my Miley.
- Why does everyone keep saying that?
329
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,886
Maybe you should be
asking yourself that question.
330
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:51,807
Caterpillar in a tree
How you wonder who you'll be
331
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:56,062
Can't go far, but you can always dream
332
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:01,692
Your daddy used to
say that to you every night.
333
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,071
Not so much anymore.
334
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:24,817
Miley! Rise and shine!
335
00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:38,205
Commence Operation
Save Hannah Montana.
336
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:41,334
Morning! Sleep well?
I've been up for hours.
337
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:44,211
How about I go down to
feed the chickens and grab eggs?
338
00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:48,424
Like I always say, ain't nothin' better
than farm-fresh eggs for breakfast!
339
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,219
Who in the Sam Heck was that?
340
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,772
Here, chick, chick, chick.
341
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:08,903
Get away from...
342
00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:19,580
How long you think before she
figures out to put down the bucket?
343
00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:23,209
Oh, I'm gonna...
344
00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:10,339
All right. Here we go,
one farm-fresh egg.
345
00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:13,634
- Y'all couldn't wait?
- Darling, we waited,
346
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,178
but we had to get on
with the rest of our lives.
347
00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:20,224
Get yourself cleaned up, honeybee.
I'm taking you to the farmers' market.
348
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:21,642
Yay.
349
00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:27,732
Robby Ray, my gutters need fixing.
350
00:34:27,816 --> 00:34:30,818
And my truck's making a noise
you just don't want to hear.
351
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,069
I'm on it.
352
00:34:32,154 --> 00:34:36,532
If you need help, talk to the foreman.
Might be down by the vegetable patch.
353
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,700
Gotcha.
354
00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,870
Don't go squashing my squashes.
They're prize-winners.
355
00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:46,751
Looks like you beat me to it.
356
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:55,301
Lorelai? Ruby didn't...
You're the foreman?
357
00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:59,388
- That'd be me.
- So that means you're living here, too?
358
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,557
You're good at this.
359
00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:04,518
That's me, right over there.
360
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:08,147
I was looking for a fresh start,
and I guess Ruby thought
361
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:10,900
both me and the farm
could use some looking after.
362
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:14,487
She does like putting things
together, that's for sure.
363
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,869
Lorelai. The foreman.
364
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:25,247
I'll be dang.
365
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:31,086
All right, you guys, I'd like to
introduce you all to Tammy Wynette.
366
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:34,840
She is the fastest
two-legged animal in the world.
367
00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:38,260
She can't fly, she can't swim,
but she sure can...
368
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,347
...bite. Be careful.
369
00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:45,810
Look, we talked about this.
370
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:48,539
Unless you want to see ostrich burgers
on the menu at the snack bar...
371
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:51,357
I'll take it from here.
Go feed Miss Pearl.
372
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:52,608
No, I hate Miss Pearl.
373
00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:57,112
All right, kids.
Who wants to see a real, live...
374
00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,032
...alligator?
375
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,701
Let go!
376
00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:18,592
Help!
377
00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:32,147
What's with the giant udder?
378
00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,484
That you don't see in Beverly Hills.
379
00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:39,655
Old Man Crowley died and left the town
the meadows, pretty much everything.
380
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,324
We don't have enough for the taxes,
381
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:45,035
so I've been helping
organise a fundraiser.
382
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,330
It's just awful.
Developers circling like vultures.
383
00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:52,418
Talking about putting up
apartment buildings. Shopping malls.
384
00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:54,420
A mall? Really?
385
00:36:56,923 --> 00:37:00,843
If they have their way,
there won't be any open land left.
386
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:03,095
How'd you like one of those, young lady?
387
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,389
- Thank you.
- Come on, Miley.
388
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:08,392
- Hold on. Would there be a Bloomie's?
- We've got work.
389
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:09,685
Sorry.
390
00:37:11,605 --> 00:37:13,981
- You're looking at the future.
- Thank you.
391
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,237
I swear, everything about
that man irks me.
392
00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:22,323
- Morning, Miss Ruby.
- Morning.
393
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,116
See you got your granddaughter.
394
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,911
- Yeah, sure do.
- Ain't she grown some.
395
00:37:26,995 --> 00:37:29,371
Amazing what food and water will do.
396
00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,374
Nice chatting.
397
00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:35,961
When we finish, maybe you and I
can do a little shopping.
398
00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:38,005
In there? No, thanks. I'm good.
399
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:42,509
Look, Missy. You may be
Hannah Montana back home,
400
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,595
but here we're britches and boots.
401
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:49,350
And if that ain't good enough for you,
maybe you should just pack up and git.
402
00:37:52,062 --> 00:37:55,814
You might be fooling your daddy,
but you sure as heck ain't fooling me.
403
00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:02,655
Now, I'm sorry for fussing at you, but I
think you should consider yourself lucky
404
00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:06,158
that, for the time being,
you have a place like this to call home.
405
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,285
I do.
406
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:10,829
And I'm sorry.
407
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:13,707
I know you are.
408
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:16,752
Come on!
409
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,925
- Right here?
- Yeah.
410
00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:28,055
Now... slice up
this watermelon for samples.
411
00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,265
You're looking at the future
of Crowley Meadows.
412
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,894
I'm going to take this mood of mine
and put it to good use.
413
00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:36,689
Free samples! Here you go, girls.
414
00:38:36,773 --> 00:38:39,942
Ruby, you can have
as many fundraisers as you want,
415
00:38:40,026 --> 00:38:42,111
but you are not going to stop progress.
416
00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:45,781
Turning Mills Pond into a landfill
is not what I call progress.
417
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:54,748
I'll be right back.
418
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:57,960
- Morning.
- Morning.
419
00:38:59,546 --> 00:39:00,879
Do you know this girl?
420
00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:04,967
Sure, Hannah Montana.
I don't live under a rock.
421
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,677
No, obviously not. No, no.
422
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,388
- Want to try something?
- I'll try a bit.
423
00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,597
OK.
424
00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:13,892
That's very nice. Delicious.
425
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:20,524
- I'll be back.
- Maybe she used a different name.
426
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,777
- I don't think so.
- Somebody must know where she lives.
427
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,988
- No. I gotta go.
- OK. Thank you!
428
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:19,625
- Miley, help me get this...
- Get up.
429
00:40:23,463 --> 00:40:25,589
Help him up now.
Let's get him out of here.
430
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:31,428
Help me with this poor man. Are you OK?
431
00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:35,224
- I'm terribly, terribly sorry.
- Honey, you are so forgiven.
432
00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:37,476
You're too kind. No, really.
433
00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:42,272
You're about the same age.
You know this Hannah Montana?
434
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:46,819
Hannah Montana! Who don't know
Hannah Montana? She's famous.
435
00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:50,364
She's telling everyone she's from this
patch of nowhere, but no one's seen her.
436
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,533
I seen her, saw her, know her, knew her.
437
00:40:52,617 --> 00:40:55,285
- You're the first.
- I know all the Montanas-Es.
438
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:57,162
Know where I could find them?
439
00:40:57,247 --> 00:41:01,291
Go about five miles south of town,
turn right at the first crick.
440
00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:02,209
Left at the second crook.
441
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,002
- There you are.
- There you are.
442
00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,421
- So, thank you. Thank you.
- Yeah. Sure.
443
00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:09,466
- Take care.
- Yeah. Thank you.
444
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:12,719
Hello?
445
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:21,186
Hello, anybody home?
446
00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:55,345
- What?
- A better question would be "where?"
447
00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:58,056
As in "where's my story?"
448
00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:01,435
Sorry, luv. Two seconds.
449
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:05,147
- Hello?
- Daddy, where are you? You didn't call.
450
00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:09,651
Sorry, darlings. Daddy's working.
I'll call you back in two seconds.
451
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:12,404
Hurry. It's nearly lights out.
452
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:17,701
Sorry. Now, don't worry. I guarantee
this Hannah Montana story is...
453
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,620
Hannah Montana!
454
00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:22,748
I can't believe it!
Oh, my God, Dad!
455
00:42:22,832 --> 00:42:24,625
I don't believe this!
Have you met her yet?
456
00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:28,921
Not now, girls!
457
00:42:29,005 --> 00:42:32,049
- Please get us her autograph!
- I'm going to faint!
458
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,343
Who's that? What's all that screaming?
459
00:42:34,427 --> 00:42:38,263
- Darlings, I'll call you back.
- Daddy, Daddy, make sure you do!
460
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:43,060
- Sorry. You were saying?
- Ozzie, I want the dirt!
461
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,187
Trust me, I'm all over it.
462
00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,119
I messed up.
463
00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,855
I'm sorry. Don't stop. I'm going.
464
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,275
Don't worry about it. I was goofing off.
465
00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:33,777
It's great you're still
doing that singing thing.
466
00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:37,322
- Singing thing? What singing thing?
- Everyone knows that's all
467
00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:41,785
you ever wanted to do.
And... you actually got a nice voice.
468
00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:45,706
Thanks. I've heard that.
469
00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:51,044
What did you think of the song?
I wrote it.
470
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:55,716
- Song?
- Yeah, that thing I was just singing?
471
00:43:56,509 --> 00:43:57,926
Did I mention I wrote it?
472
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:01,763
It seems like you got most of
the notes right. So, way to go, Miley.
473
00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:06,810
"Most?"
474
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:15,027
- So why didn't you like it?
- Jeez, I didn't say I didn't like it.
475
00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:19,072
- You sure didn't say you did.
- It's not bad. It just wasn't...
476
00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:21,700
- Good.
- ...about anything.
477
00:44:21,784 --> 00:44:24,870
Doesn't tell me anything
about who you are or what you feel.
478
00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:27,622
- You know what I'm feeling now?
- I've got an idea.
479
00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:29,791
Sorry, but you asked.
480
00:44:30,752 --> 00:44:33,253
What are you doing
bothering with this anyway?
481
00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:37,257
Starting up an egg business.
Me and Ruby struck a deal.
482
00:44:37,342 --> 00:44:39,468
I rebuild the coop,
I get to sell the eggs.
483
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:44,389
- It's a lot of rebuilding.
- You got to start somewhere, right?
484
00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:50,312
Life's a climb, but the view is great.
485
00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:55,400
That's all you want to do,
sell eggs in Crowley Corners?
486
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:57,611
- Where else am I gonna sell?
- Not what I meant.
487
00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,614
I know what you meant.
You don't get this place, do you?
488
00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:04,993
- Come on. Saddle up.
- Where are we going?
489
00:45:05,078 --> 00:45:08,205
To show you... what you're missing.
490
00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:41,905
- You're next!
- No way! No!
491
00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:51,665
We got it!
492
00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:57,689
It's cold!
493
00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:09,201
We should get going. We don't
wanna be late for the fundraiser.
494
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,959
Good job, Daddy!
495
00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:02,921
Robby Ray Stewart, everybody.
Good to have you back, sir.
496
00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:10,428
- You were so great up there.
- Thank you, honey.
497
00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:17,143
What is the matter? He's dated before.
498
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:19,563
Maybe it's starting
to mean something again.
499
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,943
We're going to slow it down
for this next song, if that's all right.
500
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,243
- What?
- She likes you. You like her.
501
00:48:33,327 --> 00:48:35,912
Why do you have to make
everything so complicated?
502
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,039
Miley, you just wouldn't unders...
503
00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:42,502
- How do you know she likes me?
- Because she'd be crazy if she didn't.
504
00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:46,339
- You got a good point there.
- I saw Lorelai go out back.
505
00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:48,842
Maybe you can go
help her with the empties.
506
00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:51,928
I could try.
507
00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:12,032
Miley, would you like to dance?
508
00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:19,789
Sorry about that back there.
509
00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:23,877
This trip was always supposed to be
about Miley. Not really about me.
510
00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:27,172
Ever think the two might be related?
511
00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:32,135
You're right. Our family's
closer than most, more...
512
00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:33,511
Secretive?
513
00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:35,555
I've noticed.
514
00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:38,350
So how's she doing?
515
00:49:39,352 --> 00:49:40,977
I have a feeling she...
516
00:49:43,189 --> 00:49:44,898
We are going to be just fine.
517
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:43,415
Thank you.
518
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,712
Miley, it's open mic night.
You should give it a try.
519
00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:51,297
No. Wait. It's good. I mean, my dad...
520
00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:54,342
- Come on. It's all about having fun.
- No. No.
521
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:58,054
Looks like we got ourselves a taker.
522
00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:07,439
All right...
523
00:51:07,523 --> 00:51:11,901
If you guys don't mind, I'm going to
add a little hip-hop to this hoedown.
524
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:18,825
Banjo, I'm going to need you
to come on up here.
525
00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:21,786
And where are my girls at? Come on up.
526
00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:26,040
All right. Here we go.
527
00:51:27,543 --> 00:51:32,046
Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap.
528
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,094
Here we go!
529
00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:48,688
One, two, three
530
00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:50,690
Everybody, come on, off your seats
531
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:55,111
I'm gonna tell you about a beat
that's gonna make you move your feet
532
00:51:55,196 --> 00:51:59,783
I'll give the barbecue
Show and tell you how to move
533
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:04,245
If you're five or 82
This is something you can do
534
00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:09,000
Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it
Countrify then hip-hop it
535
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,336
Put your hawk in the sky
Move side to side
536
00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,671
Jump to the left, stick it, glide
537
00:52:18,761 --> 00:52:21,971
You got it. Come on.
OK, one more time.
538
00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:26,643
Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it
Countrify then hip-hop it
539
00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:28,978
Put your hawk in the sky
Move side to side
540
00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:31,314
Jump to the left, stick it, glide
541
00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:35,360
Zigzag across the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
542
00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:37,779
When the drum hits, hands on your hips
543
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:41,991
One-footed 180 twist
And then a zigzag, step, slide
544
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:44,577
Lean it left, clap three times
545
00:52:44,662 --> 00:52:46,538
Shake it out head to toe
546
00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,748
Throw it all together
That's how we roll
547
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:51,042
- Do the hoedown
- Hoedown
548
00:52:51,126 --> 00:52:53,419
- Do the hoedown
- Throwdown
549
00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:57,674
Throw it all together
That's how we roll
550
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:04,305
Come on. Here we go.
551
00:53:04,390 --> 00:53:08,393
Zigzag across the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
552
00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:10,478
When the drum hits, hands on your hips
553
00:53:10,563 --> 00:53:15,191
One-footed 180 twist
And then a zigzag, step, slide
554
00:53:15,276 --> 00:53:17,527
Lean it left, clap three times
555
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,737
Shake it out head to toe
556
00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:21,990
Throw it all together
That's how we roll
557
00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:24,033
- Do the hoedown!
- Throwdown!
558
00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:26,244
- Do the hoedown
- Throwdown!
559
00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:28,580
- Do the hoedown!
- Throwdown!
560
00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:30,957
Throw it all together
That's how we roll
561
00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,751
All right! A-boom de clap de clap
Boom boom clap
562
00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:35,336
Come on. Here we go!
563
00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:39,507
Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it
Countrify then hip-hop it
564
00:53:39,592 --> 00:53:41,801
Put your hawk in the sky
Move side to side
565
00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,304
Jump to the left, stick it, glide
566
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:48,349
Zigzag across the floor
Shuffle in diagonal
567
00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:50,560
When the drum hits, hands on your hips
568
00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:55,231
One-footed 180 twist
And then a zigzag, step, slide
569
00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:59,569
Lean it left, clap three times
Shake it out head to toe
570
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:01,738
Throw it all together
That's how we roll
571
00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:05,992
- Do the hoedown
- Throwdown!
572
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,077
- Do the hoedown
- Throwdown
573
00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:10,246
Throw it all together
That's how we roll
574
00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,714
Our very own Miley Stewart, people.
575
00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:31,017
You got a lot of nerve coming in here.
576
00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:36,814
I'm sorry. I thought
this was a community event.
577
00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:40,568
Community. You wouldn't even know
what that word means.
578
00:54:40,653 --> 00:54:44,030
Well, I know that your idea of it
is a thing of the past.
579
00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:49,744
How much y'all raise tonight?
A thousand dollars?
580
00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:52,455
Two thousand dollars?
581
00:54:53,082 --> 00:54:57,001
- Whatever it is, I'll double it.
- We don't want your money.
582
00:54:57,086 --> 00:54:59,379
Fine. At the end of the day
it ain't going to matter.
583
00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:02,048
You have 100 of these,
you ain't going to raise the money
584
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,008
it's going to take to save the Meadows.
585
00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:07,762
Not unless The Beatles show up
for a benefit concert. Wait. Problem.
586
00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:12,558
Sooner y'all accept the inevitable,
the sooner we...
587
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,394
Miley knows Hannah Montana.
588
00:55:16,939 --> 00:55:19,399
- Who's that?
- She saved her life surfing.
589
00:55:20,192 --> 00:55:24,487
They're best friends.
She could help us out, right?
590
00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:26,531
Throw a concert.
That'd raise money.
591
00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:28,992
Yeah! Yeah! Do it.
592
00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:30,451
Yeah. Call her.
593
00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:34,747
I guess I could give her a call.
594
00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:40,712
Hannah Montana knows Miley?
595
00:55:57,104 --> 00:56:02,150
Oh, my gosh! It's Hannah Montana!
I love you, Hannah!
596
00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:18,374
Oh, my gosh. She's here.
I didn't think she'd come.
597
00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:23,337
Thank you! Thank you, thank you,
thank you. Give me a hug. Thank you.
598
00:56:27,176 --> 00:56:31,429
- So rustic. I love it, Miley.
- Thanks.
599
00:56:31,513 --> 00:56:35,058
This whole "pop star saves hometown"
angle is genius.
600
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:38,394
Not so genius that I forgive you
for ditching me in New York
601
00:56:38,479 --> 00:56:41,481
and almost costing me my job,
but genius nevertheless.
602
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,654
So, you must be Granny.
603
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:50,782
Adorable.
604
00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:54,535
Look at this place. It's just so...
605
00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:56,788
And...
606
00:56:58,207 --> 00:57:00,792
- Does it always smell like this?
- Pretty much.
607
00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:03,044
Excuse me.
608
00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:07,090
Lilly, I am so sorry.
You are the best friend I have ever had.
609
00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:10,218
I thought you weren't going to
talk to me. I might lose you forever...
610
00:57:10,302 --> 00:57:13,930
- You couldn't even if you wanted to.
- Good, because I don't want to.
611
00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:18,434
And... sorry about
talking to that reporter guy.
612
00:57:18,519 --> 00:57:22,897
What? Lilly, you're the one that
talked to the reporter? How could you?
613
00:57:22,981 --> 00:57:25,293
Thought this was one of those
"you're sorry, I'm sorry" moments.
614
00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:29,320
It is and I am. And I swear Hannah
will never come between us again.
615
00:57:29,404 --> 00:57:32,073
- Miley?
- Yeah?
616
00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:34,367
Could I come in and talk to you
and Hannah a minute?
617
00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,369
- You be Hannah.
- No, you're Hannah.
618
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,455
I can't be Hannah.
No, you be Hannah. Stop it.
619
00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:40,957
It's kind of important.
620
00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:43,835
Stop doing this.
621
00:57:45,254 --> 00:57:46,420
Stop!
622
00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:48,714
Come in.
623
00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:56,097
I'm so sorry. I didn't realise...
624
00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:59,016
No worries.
This is just a little de-stressing.
625
00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:00,768
It helps with Hannah's jet lag.
626
00:58:00,853 --> 00:58:03,354
Jet lag? But California's
only two hours...
627
00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:06,858
Yes. But Hannah
only flies west to east...
628
00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:09,861
...so... she gains time.
629
00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:13,698
She sometimes has to go the long way.
She's actually getting younger.
630
00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:15,616
- Did you want something?
- Yeah.
631
00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:17,994
Hi, Hannah.
632
00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:23,374
I'm Lorelai. And we are just
all so grateful that you're here.
633
00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:24,625
Oh, well...
634
00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:27,545
Foot massage.
635
00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:29,547
Very LA.
636
00:58:30,716 --> 00:58:33,551
- Miley, you up there?
- He doesn't know.
637
00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:37,597
That Hannah's here.
He is going to be so excited.
638
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,515
- Let me tell him.
- I'll take over.
639
00:58:40,184 --> 00:58:43,811
No. Hannah considers me
her personal, you know...
640
00:58:44,438 --> 00:58:46,606
There's these things that... Fine.
641
00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:50,568
Hey, but no talking.
642
00:58:59,328 --> 00:59:05,333
So... the mayor wants to throw this
big bash in your honour this evening.
643
00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:09,253
And I've had lobsters flown in
and everything just for you.
644
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:12,089
I hope they don't get too jet-lagged.
645
00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:14,926
Anyway...
646
00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:17,553
Dad!
647
00:59:17,638 --> 00:59:20,473
- What are you doing?
- Fixing your grandma's gutter.
648
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:23,059
Hold the ladder.
Don't squish the squashes.
649
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:26,187
Please come down.
It's an emergency. I need you now.
650
00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:27,688
Is that a yes?
651
00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:33,361
That's fantastic. Wow.
652
00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:36,697
What is Lorelai doing
rubbing Hannah's feet?
653
00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:38,950
- Technically, they're Lilly's.
- Stay.
654
00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:42,578
Dad. Dad, we're all set.
I talked to Derrick and...
655
00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:45,248
- What's with him?
- Come here.
656
00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:47,959
Hey, hey. Lorelai.
657
00:59:48,043 --> 00:59:51,045
- Why don't you let Hannah rest...
- I think she's asleep.
658
00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:55,967
Poor thing. Jet lag.
659
00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:58,219
She only flies west to east.
660
00:59:59,263 --> 01:00:02,848
What? That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard in my life.
661
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,767
Some kind of celebrity thing.
662
01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:08,646
But she said yes.
She's coming to the mayor's dinner.
663
01:00:09,523 --> 01:00:13,025
It was my job to get her there,
and she is coming.
664
01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:17,363
- Great.
- You're going, right?
665
01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:21,242
Well, I don't know.
666
01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:23,244
Is this you asking?
667
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:30,126
- Yeah. I think it might be.
- Then this is me accepting.
668
01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:38,217
- I think they're going to kiss.
- Yes!
669
01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:40,303
Go, Daddy! Go, Daddy!
670
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:48,728
Certainly is getting hot in here.
Think I'll open up the window.
671
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:51,772
I don't want her
to sleep in a stuffy room.
672
01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:58,654
Go, Daddy...
673
01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:02,199
Oh, Jackson!
674
01:01:04,369 --> 01:01:09,415
Are you OK? Watch it. Ladder.
Are you all right? Let me help you.
675
01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:10,708
I'm OK. I'm OK.
676
01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:21,594
These taste... healthy. What's in them?
677
01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:23,596
Squash.
678
01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:31,854
- I want a cowboy.
- Sorry. That one's taken.
679
01:01:31,938 --> 01:01:33,189
- Really?
- Yeah.
680
01:01:34,775 --> 01:01:35,816
No.
681
01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:40,154
Maybe. I don't know. Looks like
we're going to be just friends.
682
01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:42,865
But he hasn't met Hannah yet.
683
01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:44,867
Come on.
684
01:01:50,874 --> 01:01:52,541
So, Han...
685
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,211
Han...
686
01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:59,173
Hey, look! It's Hannah Montana!
687
01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:04,136
Hi. Sorry, I... I didn't see you.
688
01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:07,431
- I'm Travis. Thanks for coming.
- Yeah, happy to help.
689
01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:12,436
- This is Lilly. She's my assistant.
- Executive assistant.
690
01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:15,398
Welcome to Crowley Corners.
691
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:18,818
It sure would be nice to have
someone to... show us around.
692
01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:20,903
- Real smooth.
- What?
693
01:02:20,987 --> 01:02:25,616
I really don't think I'm your guy.
But nice to meet you.
694
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,577
No, go. Go!
695
01:02:30,997 --> 01:02:34,542
So... putting up a satellite dish.
696
01:02:35,544 --> 01:02:37,211
It's a birdbath.
697
01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:39,672
I knew that.
698
01:02:41,299 --> 01:02:44,385
Lilly, could you go find
the owner of this fine house,
699
01:02:44,469 --> 01:02:46,762
and run them through my dietary needs?
700
01:02:46,847 --> 01:02:48,264
Go. Assist.
701
01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:50,516
OK.
702
01:02:53,353 --> 01:02:55,646
So you and Miley are pretty close?
703
01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:57,940
You have no idea.
704
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,320
Don't have to answer
if you think this is too personal,
705
01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:06,323
but you think she'd
go out with me if I asked?
706
01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:07,950
You want to go out with Miley?
707
01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:11,454
No, you'd be a real prize.
Don't get me wrong, but...
708
01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:14,415
Miley...
709
01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:17,710
I can't help but smile
when I'm around her.
710
01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:23,215
I think about her all the time. And I...
711
01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:24,675
You should go ask her out.
712
01:03:26,261 --> 01:03:27,303
Really?
713
01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:33,058
Yeah. Yeah,
I'm going to do that right now.
714
01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:35,352
No, no. No. Excuse me.
715
01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:38,647
You can't go in there. She's not home.
Miley! She's not home.
716
01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:42,318
She said something about going to
the barn and brushing Blue Jeans.
717
01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:45,321
You should go ask her there.
Go, go, go! Go. Goodbye.
718
01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,448
Go!
719
01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:52,828
- Slow down, hot stuff.
- Got to go. Got to go!
720
01:03:54,915 --> 01:03:56,373
Miley?
721
01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:02,505
Miley!
722
01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:06,425
- Miley, are you...
- Hey, slacker.
723
01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:13,432
Hey... I was just talking
to your friend, Hannah.
724
01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:17,061
Actually, we were talking about you.
725
01:04:17,145 --> 01:04:21,023
Oh, really? Was there
something you wanted to say,
726
01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:22,816
or ask me, or talk to me about?
727
01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:26,403
Well... I know
you're going home soon.
728
01:04:26,488 --> 01:04:29,240
Yeah, I am.
That's right, Travis, keep going.
729
01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,576
Well...
730
01:04:32,661 --> 01:04:36,956
I was wondering if, maybe, you'd like
to go to dinner with me this evening?
731
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:42,920
OK. Sure. I don't think I have
any other plans, so sounds good.
732
01:04:43,964 --> 01:04:46,465
- Cool.
- Cool.
733
01:04:52,264 --> 01:04:53,305
Cool.
734
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:57,977
- Now you're talking. That is the one.
- It would be, but she's not going.
735
01:04:58,812 --> 01:05:00,187
What do you mean I can't go?
736
01:05:00,272 --> 01:05:03,107
You promised Lorelai Hannah'd
be the guest of honour
737
01:05:03,191 --> 01:05:05,609
at the mayor's
big lobster hoo-hah tonight.
738
01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:08,487
- Actually, Lilly did.
- Actually, Hannah did.
739
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:09,989
But I promised Travis.
740
01:05:10,073 --> 01:05:12,950
You know what?
Then I'll just leave it up to you.
741
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:14,910
You do whatever you think is right.
742
01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:17,162
But...
743
01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:40,686
It's Hannah Montana!
744
01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:49,820
Can I have your autograph,
Hannah Montana?
745
01:05:55,827 --> 01:05:56,869
Smile.
746
01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:00,331
Perfect.
747
01:06:02,584 --> 01:06:04,877
Where's Miley?
She should be here by now.
748
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:09,256
Hon, she's got East Coast
West Nile disease.
749
01:06:09,341 --> 01:06:11,842
- That sucker's travelling.
- Yeah.
750
01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:16,430
Well, if everybody
could please take their seats.
751
01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:19,099
- Yes, be seated, everybody.
- Your place card there...
752
01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:23,812
And let me just say that, honestly,
753
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:27,107
to have someone of your talents...
754
01:06:27,192 --> 01:06:30,986
Well, Miss Montana, Hannah, if you will,
755
01:06:31,071 --> 01:06:36,408
your offer of a concert tomorrow to save
Crowley Meadows from such a sad fate,
756
01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:41,121
well, our humble little corner
of the world can't thank you enough.
757
01:06:41,915 --> 01:06:44,249
And if there's ever anything that myself
758
01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:47,670
or the good people of Crowley Corners
can do for you,
759
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:51,340
anything you need,
all you have to do is...
760
01:06:52,634 --> 01:06:54,176
Where did she go?
761
01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:56,387
Need.
762
01:06:57,389 --> 01:07:01,517
- I just need to check on my fans.
- Hannah! Hannah!
763
01:07:01,601 --> 01:07:06,230
See? But what I really need
is I need to go to the bathroom.
764
01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:10,234
I need to go. Lilly,
come with me. Right now!
765
01:07:14,072 --> 01:07:16,240
Makeup, clothes.
It's all in there. Go.
766
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,911
- Be right back. Cover for me.
- OK!
767
01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:38,721
- Hey. Sorry I'm late.
- You're not late. I was early.
768
01:07:39,764 --> 01:07:42,683
- I got you these.
- Thank you.
769
01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:49,940
- You do know you only have one earring?
- Trendy LA thing.
770
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:57,156
- I guess you're going back there soon?
- Yeah.
771
01:08:01,202 --> 01:08:03,579
- I'm going to go ahead and jump.
- Please jump.
772
01:08:05,874 --> 01:08:06,915
Miley...
773
01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:09,334
Before you leave...
774
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:11,920
...I just...
775
01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:15,424
I really want you to know
how I feel about you.
776
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,686
Is everything all right?
777
01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:31,565
I should take this. I'm sorry,
it'll just be a second. I swear.
778
01:08:31,649 --> 01:08:33,692
I'll probably get
better reception in the back.
779
01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,904
I got two bars. Three bars.
780
01:08:37,864 --> 01:08:39,072
Four bars!
781
01:08:40,492 --> 01:08:43,452
Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah!
782
01:08:55,507 --> 01:08:58,675
Now that our guest of honour
has returned, dig in!
783
01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:03,639
Heck of a crawdaddy, isn't it?
784
01:09:17,028 --> 01:09:20,781
So, Hannah, you must have
a lot of wonderful stories to tell.
785
01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:22,241
Not really.
786
01:09:24,536 --> 01:09:26,662
I mean, there are just so many.
787
01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:30,374
But I don't want this evening
to be all about me.
788
01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:33,794
I mean, everybody's stories
are important, right, Jackson?
789
01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:37,422
You started college.
Tell us about your classes.
790
01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,174
Yeah, my classes.
791
01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,218
I really like...
792
01:09:43,346 --> 01:09:45,013
I think my favourite part is...
793
01:09:46,808 --> 01:09:50,143
Dad, that your little boy
is growing up into a man.
794
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:55,691
Dropped my napkin.
795
01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,777
Harlow! Harlow!
796
01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:01,697
- What are you doing?
- Looking for a ferret.
797
01:10:01,781 --> 01:10:03,031
What are you doing?
798
01:10:03,116 --> 01:10:06,535
Trying to have my first mature
relationship. Get back up there.
799
01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:10,914
Found it.
800
01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:31,643
- I'm having the lobster.
- It's not on the menu.
801
01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:32,895
Right.
802
01:10:41,529 --> 01:10:45,574
Sorry. It's been
a weird couple of days, but...
803
01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:47,409
Yeah.
804
01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:51,246
And I think I know some
of the things you want to tell me.
805
01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:55,334
Yeah?
806
01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,837
There are so many things
I want to tell you, too.
807
01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:06,637
That's just going to have to wait. I
need to go double-check on my lobsters.
808
01:11:52,392 --> 01:11:55,644
- Club soda will take that out.
- Sit! That's enough.
809
01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:58,563
No one is getting up
from this table. No one.
810
01:11:59,399 --> 01:12:00,649
Dessert, anyone?
811
01:12:01,192 --> 01:12:03,485
I'm sure you've all
heard of baked Alaska.
812
01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:05,612
We give you Tennessee flambé.
813
01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:13,370
Mr Mayor, I assume
you'd like to say a few final words?
814
01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:15,080
Yes, yes.
815
01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:19,292
Not many people know that the Tennessee
flambé was actually invented by...
816
01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:31,805
Come here.
817
01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:33,348
- Mr Mayor!
- I got you now.
818
01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:39,479
Harlow!
819
01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:48,655
We got a fire!
820
01:12:53,745 --> 01:12:54,953
Dang flam it!
821
01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:19,853
This has all gone very well.
Don't you think?
822
01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:27,486
Sorry, excuse me. Excuse me.
823
01:14:23,709 --> 01:14:26,086
Travis, please let me explain.
824
01:14:27,171 --> 01:14:30,549
Explain what?
That you've been making fun of me?
825
01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:34,553
Laughing at me?
Lying to me this whole time?
826
01:14:36,514 --> 01:14:39,724
I was honest with you.
I told you how I felt.
827
01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:42,018
- And I feel the same way.
- No, you don't.
828
01:14:42,103 --> 01:14:45,021
Because I would have
never treated you like that.
829
01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:48,692
You know what, Miley,
Hannah, whoever you are?
830
01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:50,735
We're done.
831
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:54,489
Travis! Travis, please.
832
01:15:20,099 --> 01:15:23,518
- Did you see?
- Yeah, I saw.
833
01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:25,896
Robby Ray, is that you down there?
834
01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:30,817
Not now, Lorelai.
I've got some family stuff going on.
835
01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:35,155
I'm sorry. It's just this
whole evening was a disaster.
836
01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:39,492
I organised the whole thing, and then
that girl just comes in and ruins it.
837
01:15:39,577 --> 01:15:42,037
I don't care if she is here
for a big concert.
838
01:15:42,121 --> 01:15:45,749
She's got a complicated life.
I know it's hard to understand, but...
839
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,251
What's going on, Robby Ray?
840
01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:52,797
You know, I really don't have
any time for secrets and lies.
841
01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:56,927
I don't know if I could be happy with
somebody so comfortable living in them.
842
01:15:57,011 --> 01:16:01,765
I know. You shouldn't have to be.
I should have told you the truth.
843
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,727
The truth is that...
844
01:16:08,397 --> 01:16:11,900
I just don't have any place in my life
for a relationship right now.
845
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:13,318
There's no room.
846
01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,946
Miley and me,
we've got to sort through things.
847
01:16:16,113 --> 01:16:20,575
And she needs me.
And I kind of need to be there for her.
848
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:24,412
I'm sorry.
849
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,083
Well... Me, too, then.
850
01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:31,211
Me, too.
851
01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:41,972
Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah!
Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah!
852
01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:23,596
Hey, caterpillar.
853
01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:27,600
- Thanks.
- No problem.
854
01:17:37,028 --> 01:17:40,530
- Are you mad?
- No, I'm not mad. You?
855
01:17:42,450 --> 01:17:43,491
No.
856
01:17:45,036 --> 01:17:49,456
- How's the song coming?
- I don't know. I'm not sure yet.
857
01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:52,208
What's it about?
858
01:17:52,293 --> 01:17:55,587
You. Me.
859
01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:58,631
Us.
860
01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:02,218
Can I hear it?
861
01:18:20,738 --> 01:18:24,282
You tucked me in, turned out the light
862
01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:27,869
Kept me safe and sound at night
863
01:18:27,953 --> 01:18:32,499
Little girls depend on things like that
864
01:18:35,086 --> 01:18:38,588
Brushed my teeth and combed my hair
865
01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:41,883
Had to drive me everywhere
866
01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:46,513
You were always there
when I looked back
867
01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:51,893
You had to do it all alone
868
01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:55,271
Make a living, make a home
869
01:18:56,399 --> 01:19:00,944
It must have been as hard as it could be
870
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:05,865
And when I couldn't sleep at night
871
01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:09,411
Scared things wouldn't turn out right
872
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:14,749
You would hold my hand and sing to me
873
01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:16,960
Sing with me on this part, Daddy.
874
01:19:17,795 --> 01:19:21,131
Caterpillar in the tree
875
01:19:21,215 --> 01:19:24,801
How you wonder who you'll be
876
01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:28,930
Can't go far, but you can always dream
877
01:19:31,976 --> 01:19:35,019
Wish you may and wish you might
878
01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:38,648
Don't you worry, hold on tight
879
01:19:38,732 --> 01:19:43,111
I promise you there will come a day
880
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:47,532
Butterfly, fly away
881
01:19:53,247 --> 01:19:56,624
- Butterfly, fly away
- Butterfly, fly away
882
01:19:56,709 --> 01:20:00,378
You got your wings, now you can't stay
883
01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:04,757
Take those dreams
and make them all come true
884
01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:12,015
Butterfly, butterfly, butterfly
885
01:20:12,850 --> 01:20:15,518
Butterfly, fly away
886
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:06,402
- Miley!
- Yes! What?
887
01:21:06,487 --> 01:21:07,529
Miley!
888
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,074
- Are you OK?
- Don't you know better
889
01:21:11,158 --> 01:21:13,993
than to yell at someone asleep
on top of a chicken coop?
890
01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:15,495
I do now.
891
01:21:17,081 --> 01:21:20,083
Did you do this?
Were you out here all night?
892
01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:22,252
Just a little hard work. That's all.
893
01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:25,129
Life's a climb.
894
01:21:30,844 --> 01:21:34,764
- Is it time?
- Yeah, it's time.
895
01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:37,058
Let's go.
896
01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:48,611
We just received a
1,000 dollar contribution
897
01:21:48,696 --> 01:21:51,698
- from an anonymous benefactor!
- We're getting there.
898
01:21:53,284 --> 01:21:56,369
Isn't it awesome? This is terrific!
See you at the concert.
899
01:22:10,384 --> 01:22:13,177
- Coming through. Coming through.
- Stay back!
900
01:22:13,262 --> 01:22:16,347
I'm not the agent,
I'm not the manager, I'm the grandma.
901
01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:19,058
- I'm the real deal.
- She's OK.
902
01:22:24,064 --> 01:22:25,398
Have a good day, ma'am.
903
01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:32,655
Honey, I had no idea. No wonder they
hide you away in this camper thingie.
904
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:39,245
- Is it always this crazy?
- Always.
905
01:22:39,330 --> 01:22:44,292
I know the getting here was hard,
but what you're doing is a good thing.
906
01:22:44,376 --> 01:22:45,877
You should be proud of that.
907
01:22:50,591 --> 01:22:51,924
I know I am.
908
01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:05,104
This was my mom's?
909
01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:09,317
Yeah.
910
01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:12,445
She'd be proud of you, too.
911
01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:17,283
Yeah...
912
01:23:19,662 --> 01:23:20,912
Thanks.
913
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,999
I'm going to put it in here so I can...
914
01:23:25,584 --> 01:23:28,544
So I can have it in my pocket
with my show and everything.
915
01:23:29,088 --> 01:23:30,963
That's good, close to you.
916
01:23:32,299 --> 01:23:36,969
- Thank you. I love you.
- I love you, darling.
917
01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:10,454
Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah!
918
01:25:34,087 --> 01:25:35,379
I can't do this.
919
01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:43,346
Sorry.
920
01:25:52,189 --> 01:25:56,609
I've loved being Hannah, but I
just don't think I can do it anymore.
921
01:25:58,570 --> 01:26:02,031
At least not here, not with you guys.
922
01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:05,910
See, this is... This is home.
923
01:26:08,705 --> 01:26:11,833
This is where I'm from, this is family.
924
01:26:11,917 --> 01:26:15,294
And there's only so many sacrifices
you can ask a family to make.
925
01:26:19,633 --> 01:26:22,760
The last time
I stood on this stage I was six.
926
01:26:25,806 --> 01:26:27,056
I was...
927
01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:32,478
I was just Miley...
928
01:26:41,154 --> 01:26:42,488
...and I still am.
929
01:26:57,796 --> 01:26:58,963
Hi. It's...
930
01:27:00,799 --> 01:27:01,841
It's me.
931
01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:13,769
I've hurt a lot of people,
but... I didn't mean to.
932
01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:17,982
And... if it's not too late...
933
01:27:19,151 --> 01:27:21,193
...I sure would like a second chance.
934
01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:36,751
I know you all
came to hear Hannah, but...
935
01:27:38,545 --> 01:27:42,882
...if you don't mind, I've written
y'all a song. It's kind of personal.
936
01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:46,886
It's about what I've learned
over the last couple weeks.
937
01:27:49,973 --> 01:27:51,349
Life's a climb...
938
01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:56,354
...but the view is great.
939
01:32:23,830 --> 01:32:25,831
Thanks for letting me live my Hannah.
940
01:32:28,251 --> 01:32:29,376
Bye.
941
01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:31,670
Please.
942
01:32:32,839 --> 01:32:35,424
Please be Hannah.
We'll keep your secret.
943
01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:41,513
I'm sorry, I can't. It's too late.
944
01:32:42,766 --> 01:32:43,849
Sure you can!
945
01:32:46,978 --> 01:32:50,481
Put the wig back on. You'll never
have a normal life if you don't!
946
01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:53,484
Hannah's a part of you!
Don't let her go!
947
01:32:54,402 --> 01:32:58,530
Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah!
948
01:33:24,557 --> 01:33:25,683
No, please.
949
01:33:27,811 --> 01:33:30,479
- Somebody, stop him!
- Call security!
950
01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:37,444
- One more step and I hit "send."
- Don't do it, man.
951
01:33:37,529 --> 01:33:39,632
Sorry, there's nothing on Earth
that'll stop me from...
952
01:33:39,656 --> 01:33:42,950
- Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
- What are you doing here?
953
01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:46,370
This nice lady sorted it all out.
Two free tickets.
954
01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:48,205
Upper class. It was brilliant!
955
01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:51,208
Thought the girls'd appreciate
a couple of free tickets.
956
01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:55,421
- We too late? She going to sing again?
- Can't believe I'm one degree away...
957
01:33:55,505 --> 01:33:57,506
Hannah! Hannah! Hannah!
958
01:33:58,466 --> 01:34:00,801
- Oh, my gosh! It's Hannah!
- It's really her!
959
01:34:00,885 --> 01:34:03,387
- You're there! I'm here!
- Can't believe it!
960
01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:05,681
I love you.
We're your biggest fans, really.
961
01:34:05,765 --> 01:34:08,434
You're not going to destroy
their dreams, are you?
962
01:34:08,518 --> 01:34:11,478
Because that's what Hannah's all about.
963
01:34:11,563 --> 01:34:15,149
- Is that your story?
- I must be dreaming! Pinch me!
964
01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:20,112
- No, that's not my story. Girls!
- Oh, my gosh!
965
01:34:22,741 --> 01:34:25,200
- Get this down, Lucinda.
- Fire away, Ozzie.
966
01:34:25,285 --> 01:34:27,494
Bon Chic magazine
967
01:34:27,579 --> 01:34:32,207
is run by a wretched, soulless succubus
who preys on the misfortune of others,
968
01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:34,710
and I'm not going
to put up with it any longer!
969
01:34:34,794 --> 01:34:38,005
- Ozzie! Ozzie! Come...
- Think I just quit.
970
01:34:41,176 --> 01:34:44,803
Come on. Let's go out front. Think
Hannah's got a few more songs in her.
971
01:34:44,888 --> 01:34:46,680
Thanks, partner.
972
01:34:46,765 --> 01:34:50,684
Everybody, stay right where you are.
We got lots more music for you.
973
01:34:51,394 --> 01:34:54,980
Remember that crush I had on you,
and I said I was over it?
974
01:34:55,065 --> 01:34:56,106
Yeah.
975
01:34:59,486 --> 01:35:00,861
Please jump.
976
01:35:06,910 --> 01:35:08,243
So not over it.
977
01:35:13,458 --> 01:35:15,042
Right on!
978
01:39:20,246 --> 01:39:22,581
And cut it!
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