Original subtitles

you

[Music]

big night boys

[Music]

and so

[Music]

I'll leave my number in the table

[Music]

see

[Music]

[Music]

I know but I have to catch Larry

- Larry

little keep hot stuff

well good morning mayor Feinstein Oh

God is too much no it looks very

determined good I'm putting the screws

to my boss today I'm sick of this

demeaning gag he's got me in morning

children good morning morning

very smart outfit what's the occasion

she's screwing her boss putting the

screws to him right I think your friend

must have dropped this on his way out

this morning oh thanks friend you are

such a [ __ ] so what does a baby blue

hanky me robin's egg blue

[ __ ] if it's on the right he

likes to do it if it's on the left

he really likes having this big okay

sure do you know

[Music]

good luck with your boss

[Music]

I'm trying to tell you they did not die

Jonestown I'm certain of it now I know

that I know very well what the

authorities said I saw this wonderful

psychic last week and she's certain that

DeeDee

and the children did not die in the

massacre she had a vision of them living

in a village somewhere she saw

everything the huts the maps they

slipped on those precious short I just

thought well I'm a social call miss miss

Elsie and it's not quite the same thing

I loved what you wrote about the B -

relief ball oh really

well I did think that that was such an

important event but mrs. Howe seein

you've suffered such a terrible loss on

so many fronts don't you think this

whole thing might be just what crazy I

was going to say wishful thinking you

know what why don't I give you the

number of The Chronicle city desk do you

think I would call you first I need just

a tiny did miss moon meadow call back no

no what she don't mr. Edgar would turn

over in his grave if he knew he was

seeing a witch woman Emma please don't

Claire which one it gives me a headache

she's taking your money I know that

[Applause]

miss baby and the children can't you see

that no I can't all that hocus-pocus now

it was them kind of folks that killed

them in the first place you stay after

the news at noon I'll show you how 20

cents worth of pasta and a little gold

paint can turn this into this pretty

nifty huh and you won't want to miss our

movie today it's my personal all-time

favorite make mine champagne starring

the heartthrob my teenage years Cage

Tyler and we're clear we sing nifty

nifty nifty never seen lifting and I

don't want anything pink especially with

that yellow it's just so Mexican oh hey

of course you had to bring up John just

remind me I've been done technically

maybe we left each other I guess it

could have been a lot worse sometimes

it's not so easy to pull out of an S&M

relationship wait a second since when

were you into it Suzanne am Triana

Midler

he was into Streisand I was in the

Midler we're doomed from the start

cute what really happened I don't know

it's not too complicated ended up being

somebody else playing this stupid role

because we're a couple I don't want to

play that role anymore just one audition

for

apparently remember my old roommate Mona

but the Spacey red had to move to

Seattle she hath she used to say that

she'd get by fine without a lover as

long as she had five good friends that

about sums it up for me right now well I

hope I'm one of them Jesus I think

you're three of them oh I felt so awful

about it father

you mustn't blame yourself Franny hasn't

been the same since Jonestown I know you

are so sweet to do this I've been

absolutely desperate for a run and you

know the park could be a little scary

sometimes so I know a girl can't be too

careful you won't join me is the Pope

Catholic

don't exhaust yourself now I'm taking

you see the Shroud of Turin tonight oh

really it's not an offer of proof it's

the actual cloth our Lord was bearing it

it's the hottest ticket to town right

now oh that sounds inspirational damn it

forgive me Father I'm so sorry we've

time to come back here right this minute

wait time pointa the secret to pot

brownies is to melt the butter over very

low flame oh wait you mustn't have but

one tell that to the birthday girl

all right

she keeps surprising us doesn't she does

she did she ever talk to you about me

no yeah nothing personal anyway just

your extraordinary sexual prowess that

sort of thing

well that's a relief she cares about you

a great deal

did she tell you that well not in so

many words no well it only takes three

tell you what why don't we have lunch

together I know a lovely spot where we

can die in alfresco Larry Larry all

right you want to have a little talk I

think we can do that here just to save

us both the time well the truth is

Maryann you're a daytime face now

there's nothing wrong with that but the

public doesn't want to see a daytime

face on the six o'clock news it's just

that simple I'm sorry that's the truth

what about Bambi kind of talker mm what

about her well she had a daytime show

and then you let her do these GS ours

went through the roof well test me that

only have tested you frankly your GSR

sucked

no one even broke a sweat hi Bambi Hey

just got your promo that was so cool I

can't wait to go and make those macaroni

mirrors you're an awfully early aren't

you Larry found some woman who used to

date the trailside killer clever man so

I got to do an interview you know how it

is right

will you at least think about it I

believe I already have

there was a call for you just now

somebody who said you used to know you

she leave a name

yeah Harrison I think she sounded drunk

I don't know any Harrison's need any

drugs

so she's obsessed with becoming a

reporter but she's got this crazy idea

that people don't take her seriously

I've been taking her seriously for years

I noticed we talked to mama who darling

don't you think it's time we called the

park and Rec people filed a report or

something I can't leave my baby father

never know what would happen here I mean

what if there were Cambodians around or

something Cambodians well they dogs

don't they don't be so primitive besides

there's not enough meat on that hello

excuse me have you seen a white precious

poodle anywhere no sorry no thank you

I want to marry her mrs. Madrid

I've never wanted anything so bad then

your shells

my children always get what they want

yeah but she's one of your children too

what if it's not what she wants what if

I'm not enough for her you're enough for

her she's not enough for herself right

now

just give it some time let her run free

for a while

my darlings soon

[Music]

[Music]

about would you bring me my rosary beads

here there in the desk in the library

[Music]

yeah thank you are you feeling poorly

miss Franny I'm fine really I just want

to save prayer from this deity you sure

yes dear no you leave me alone for a

little while

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

who's it gonna be me I'm like the Quinn

I sweetheart

how'd it go with Larry shitty didn't get

to first base why not

[ __ ] had me tested last month my GS

ours were lousy your what my jsr is

galvanic skin response they hook up

electrodes or something to a test

audience the object is to make them

sweat apparently I didn't you make me

sweat yeah well you don't count are you

hungry

hmm I can make you know

[Music]

what's all this I think it may be time

for me to take the State Bar I can't go

on like this

like what like I'm your dependent or

something we going Dutch is one thing

but lately I felt like a kept man oh

please I thought we worked past all this

macho stuff Brian you hated law you know

that as well as I do don't slay any

dragons on my account

wouldn't make any difference

really

yeah see button already

[Music]

[Music]

that means

[Music]

have you ever noticed how many people in

this town do lakes and creeks trisexual

maybe I could do a story on that give it

a break Brenda Starr yeah really

you're right it's not important enough

it has to be something so huge the Larry

couldn't possibly deny me what do you

want another Jonestown

[Music]

to

oh come on how many the damn things that

you take ha come here come on you wake

up it's not your time for the Lord who

is this

he's meringue colored and very elegant

sorry ma'am I haven't seen him but I'll

keep my eye open thank you we Tod wait

turn oh we time to come back here right

this minute come on sweetie

wait I'm Oh what is wrong with you oh

that was my dog that just ran in there

got time for coffee

what no I want my dog please excuse me

I'm really sorry if I sounded rude or

something but I SiC my dog has been

missing for four days

doesn't seem to be missing much I want

my dog very proof that whitey belongs to

you whitey his name is Li Tong when I

lost him he had a collar and a leash and

his name is on the collar

what was your name Giroux crew Giroux

it's on there too come on in I'll get us

stuff go whitey

that's so true what there was go thanks

for going exploring oh thank you so much

for keeping him safe

I have to be sure I know God's creatures

have to be rescued from the lives they

lead

well thank you very much mr. Luke Luke

thanks again

[Music]

it was Ned's he used to be his lover

whose lover cage tyler cage Tyler's gay

come on who didn't know that well excuse

me I had a thing for him once upon a

time when were they lovers years ago

when Ned was 19 he was pumping gas in

Beverly Hills and cage kept coming back

for refills they're together for three

years

God you guys get all the good ones Hey

and he invited Ned down for a party on

Memorial Day and that's taking me with

them well now isn't that something nice

I can hardly stand it come on he's gay

for God's sake what is this you guys

mother goodness are you all right course

I'm all right

don't look you should have called I

wouldn't pick let the help oh it's the

children don't you remember

oh yeah yeah sure okay

don't get up I'll just I'll just have me

a little lie-down yeah you folk just

make yourself - yeah

[Music]

are you asleep

just snoozing dolly

everything okay and Winnemucca

why wouldn't it be that whorehouse runs

like a top

I just thought we looked at okay if I

ain't welcome then I'll just I'll just

don't be ridiculous

it won't be in your way or nothing just

that few errands run is all parents

don't make no nevermind and dad you just

you just go about your business one I'll

be fine

it's lovely to see you again mama

mr. Hollywood's on his way down

sweat you have to work just abduct its -

mean espera cabana I'm sorry but it's

one of cages all boy weekend I'm not

back in three days and in the mantle

just what you need more men

look make and behaving stop leave it to

you Lucy to make me look just like

Marjorie Morningstar morning father

patty

oh good morning Mary Ann can you believe

what a miracle worker this woman is

really lucy is just divine they're ready

for you father patty okay alright good

lord in heaven see you on the ice Mary

by the way Mary Ann that woman called

what woman want to call before drunk

this turns out her name is calcium not

Harrison she said you used to work for

her husband Brady LC that's her you want

you want the number it's a beautiful day

[Music]

you're already in California yeah but

this is gonna be like star-studded yeah

one star poor doesn't stud a lot of hot

guys huh it's like a conventional

Marlboro Man

[Music]

have to tell you I mean it's nothing

short of a man for God's sake a sensible

woman shouldn't just go into a shack

with a strange man wasn't that strange

gonna have to say I think the Shack was

sweet he had so little but he took such

pride in what he had that's nice besides

charming eccentrics are a tradition in

San Francisco what about that hermit up

on Telegraph Hill

Oh what about Emperor Norton what about

the trailside killer oh come on he was

perfectly harmless reward least I could

have done was give him a couple hundred

dollars Prue listen to me under no

condition should you go back to that

place and see what's doing okay yes

lovely

who do you understand

father knows best oh now on to the good

stuff have you heard about bitsy Liggett

no well you're gonna die you know she

has that little klepto problem yeah

yesterday when she was leaving lunch

Vita Keating's house a Faberge egg fell

out of her pantyhose I know I'm sorry

it's been a [ __ ] of a day don't worry I

use the time wisely what do you mean I

just made a phone call that's all

okay spill it well you remember that

place in Sierra City those quite little

cabins we saw on the road yeah guess

where we're spending Memorial Day Oh

Brian I can't I already made plans Oh

anyone I know yes actually mrs. Halcyon

your old boss's wife yep you want us to

hang with some old socialite when we

could be she actually only might need oh

well that would make sense I guess I'm

not really the sort stop it Brian it's

only a professional visit to the parent

I don't get it on either okay she's just

said she needed a PR person somebody to

handle the press for what I don't know I

just told you she's lonely Mary and the

whole family's dead she's just looking

for some company

so she couldn't possibly want my

services you know your services since

when have you had services you know you

want to ride home you gotta find a way

to rephrase that I'm sorry I just want

to spend the whole day with you I'll

make it quick okay we can catch an early

movie watch the fireworks from the roof

be together

[Music]

one of these retards makes one for last

week made it all the way down to

Schuyler Road Lucy found him before

people know yeah called cage he was

practically in morning by then wouldn't

answer the phone wouldn't eat well you

know this is Ned named after yours truly

and this is Guido who danced with

Marilyn and gentlemen prefer blonds

danced around place all to yourself

tonight and I left the heat on in the

jacuzzi right Bonnie the red rooms a

mess two kids from Laguna stayed over

last night lube on the sheets poppers on

the carpet honestly we won't be nearly

as much trouble Oh that'd be my call

he's right back with some towels

this is yes you want to see it used to

be my room remember oh my god it's just

like the room II had a you know with

manda Morgan what was it called

one is the wanderer my word

he was something to behold

who

cage Tyler oh boy Oh and that scene in

the bedroom

thought I'd swoon I wish people still

swooned don't you

ain't lonesome hi girlie

I'm fine mama really well most of the

time

sometimes I think I'd failed you bet

because of my sex change

hell no of course not not you look right

pretty this way oh you know raising you

at the Blue Moon enough no daddy you

were all I ever needed you were strong

and loving and you ran your own life I

went to a great deal of trouble to be

just like you

why don't we hit the town tomorrow we've

never done that before

I think it's damn time we do I can't do

that dolly

not tomorrow why not not miss recommend

to do record you'll understand when

you're older

[Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

it's like a summer spread of GQ they

would there anybodys right at this point

the actors are one mostly what the last

time change came back from the road they

didn't leave for two days there were so

many speedos hung out to dry the Danny

Thomas is called to ask why we were

flying signal flags hey

this usual in this house hunting I am to

come yes go

mostly come you know

good morning Sleeping Beauty Hey so what

do you think nice don't look now but I

think there's one with your name on it

I need a joint for this I wouldn't do

that around here if I were you

why not well cage is a little old

fashioned Oh speak of the devil

oh yeah you can do that sometimes hell

are these people I was just asking the

same thing

well here's the handy guide line the

blondes are all named Scott brunettes

we're all named grant that's all you

need to know trust me

gage Tyler this is Michael Tolliver

hello there Michael Tolliver hi

is he giving you the house tour yet well

actually no why don't you give it to him

would you like that sure sure yeah come

on

and you stay out of the bushes till I

get back

and some catching up to do

course not come on it we can only stay a

minute I just wanted to tell you how

very grateful I am this is very nice

sit down please papi you won't find any

better this side of the rhododendron del

sewer you you wouldn't have any sweet'n

low would you just matter of fact a cop

I know stops by sometimes and he's

always on a diet have you been here long

a few years at least used to be a

gardener shed but it's home now oh thank

you thank you um here you know at the

very least I would just love please

don't I'm sorry I didn't mean to life's

not about that anymore I'm a free man

now I understand I don't think that you

do he does don't you whitey

animals live in their souls then this is

a spiritual thing isn't life

I guess so

I used to have a sermon about that

you're a preacher well I was but I lost

my congregation no I just keep God to

myself my daddy was a preacher in Grass

Valley

I knew you'd been touched by that once I

could see it in your eyes

it's been a long time though yes

yes it has he just wanted you to

remember this moment

100% crapola

come on you're great in that this was

the bad right

you're quick I must have seen it a dozen

times

how long have you known ed a couple of

years ever since I've worked in his

nursery just buddies right oh yeah yeah

the best we've been seeing together in

the gaming sport

Fred I don't understand that oh you know

this game why does everything have to be

gay what do you call that your West

Hollywood fan club you know what I mean

why does it have to be such a big deal

because it is well for me

why that's around sure long as I don't

have to be a man to Morgan no problem

there

[Music]

[Music]

so this afternoon movie thing is

hopefully you know just temporary my

real goal is to be a serious journalist

Oh No maybe we can feel help to each

other but I thought this was a PR job

but it is for the moment but eventually

there's a very big story to be told

really what I need is someone who can be

discreet

until we sort the things out I will not

be chewed up and spit out the way the

Hurst's were I do not want Barbara

Walters crawling through my bushes next

week no of course not and I'm prepared

to pay $5,000 just for keeping onto the

secret for a few weeks after that I can

offer you an exclusive that's word isn't

it

that's the word van it's agreed

sure

may I present my daughter didi I believe

you two have already met

[Music]

happy Memorial Day can I help you man oh

yeah this here the Emperor Norton

diamond hop this must be your first time

with us you have to line up right over

there ain't looking for no handout oh of

course not but sometimes okay let me see

your head honcho selling my royal raking

back I wanna help dish out the grow well

that's very thoughtful of you but it's

awfully hard work and you'd be on your

feet for later listen dolly I put on my

feet I'm gonna I've been on my back and

that's it but so don't you be telling me

what you just get me this wrong

open it you've got it

I'm royal Mikey back we're always happy

to see new volunteers howdy sir I'm it

mother marketer there's a new one it's

kind of a nickname no I'm from winner

just like Life magazine

mighty inspiring stuff yeah it makes it

buddy wanna do some good ourselves you

know for sure there's our old bulls

dressed I tell you what we really need

around here is the greeter what you know

someone to mingle I think the folks feel

relaxed well that's my [ __ ] special

day yeah

pardon my french yeah huh he'll remember

relax him folks for years

I knew he had the right lady

I'm sorry it's just it's okay Wow

happens all does it must be kind of a

drag no thanks just another guy like you

I get you want I'll turn y'all are you

kidding

you've turned me on since I was 11

that's a hell of a lot I can't believe

what a [ __ ] I am I'm gonna cracks you

get a cage Tyler you agree yeah possibly

lasagna

we don't dishing it up downstairs I got

us both on plate Kate what nothing I

just wanted to hear myself say your name

I have some more lasagna miss didi

thanks Emma I've been craving this for

years but just call me didi okay okay I

guess there wasn't a lot of lasagna and

Guyana Cuba Cuba we got out of Jonestown

two days before the massacre

we were socialists so we sought refuge

in Cuba that's where we've been for the

past three years and you didn't call

home

no she didn't door and I both believed

in the revolution but it didn't believe

in us I'm sorry I don't I was deported I

spent three awful days in Fort Chaffee

Arkansas at a camp for gay Cuban

refugees a dreadful mistake Rios no

mistake mother I am a gay Cuban refugee

well technically mothers what she wants

you for to cover that part up

didi well don't you I just think this

should be handled in the best possible

taste nine hundred corpses left rotting

in the jungle and she gets queasy about

the lesbians you know what I'd love to

see your kids

would you mind no of course this is

Edgar in this little roughneck is Anna

this is Marianne hi English please hello

they're just adorable

thank you

you know I know it sounds awful that I

didn't tell mother I was alive but I

knew what she think of Cuba and we had a

whole new life I'm not a terrible person

I don't think that at all I think it's

wonderful what you and Dorothy I have

done

I'd really like to celebrate that you

and me both

surely your mother will come around it's

not mother

Dora stayed behind in Havana

she thought being a socialist was more

important than being a dyke

so the whole thing's kind of a mess you

see

would you rather I just bowed out no no

please I could use a good listener right

now even salaried one Jetson I told my

boyfriend I'd call him

[Music]

[Music]

Hey

remember me

oh yeah um it was in that place

my bedroom right so do you understand

live you know where you used to live

I've got some great weeds good and

here's not as a refresher it's okay I

know but the afternoon movie girl I

don't care who says I've been

domesticated blah it's written all over

you

it doesn't make a little fun that's it

[Laughter]

okay

ah just Nancy of a red dress

that's the Riggin uh you know any other

this is coming here tomorrow Nancy

Reagan you know any other

I thought you were my mother well around

here anything's possible well she's been

gone all day and I'm ready to call out

the troops she is kind of an independent

soul isn't she she's also 90 years old

no [ __ ] it's entirely possible that

she's you know she might be well losing

it mother thank God for that evening

young fella unit I don't suppose you'd

like to tell me where you've been

nope but I'll gladly show ya if you ever

get your ass out of this house apart me

Holly Golightly too damn young to be

Mulder in a way like this and don't you

talk sassy dear mother it's my karma you

haven't seen Mary Anne have you know I

thought you two were going to the movies

yeah so did I so the third night

movement there Jones called us all

together and we had this this big

catharsis session I'm sorry I don't know

what that is

well it was sort of a group therapy

thing where we had to confess our sins

so I stood up but before I could say a

word

he asked me what possible use of a rich

[ __ ] like me could be to the revolution

God anyway I had to tell him the truth

that the only thing I'd ever been really

good at was shopping so he made me the

procurement officer I'm sorry I know

that's not funny come on it's a riot the

weird thing was

I felt useful for once twice a week I

take this little shrimp boat up the

river to this place called Kamaka where

we bought our provisions that's what

saved us really how so

well one day there was this big tub of

cyanide that I hadn't ordered myself

Jesus

would you have taken it if you'd stay

you know he had the most amazing power

he could make people do anything

but no I wouldn't have not after what he

done to us what do you mean Oh baby

[Music]

[Music]

they don't remember anything do they

keep it yes the other place No thank God

hi let's wait in the truck

we're delicious with sandwiches for the

road Thanks

I hate we have to cut this short

well the first lady in a hall is he

going to be with her he's addressing

some business group in talents her day

off I can't believe he even knows any

gay people

she wasn't show business remember Yeah

right no Ronnie and I did a movie when I

was a kid

mmm he was a cavalry officer I played

third engine on the Left I can't be due

for another 40 minutes would you mind

going out the back way I thought she was

in show business listen I just wanna rub

her nose in it that's all right

if you go by the kitchen there's an

alley that will take you straight to the

truck yeah that's right it's been great

really

so what is this place anyway never mind

a surprise I read about it somewhere

hundred twenty-five bucks for ten

sessions that ain't exactly she's

relaxed it's on me least I can do after

I stood you up mrs. Haskins got you on

her payroll right Brian

that is so rude where you been spending

like a fiend

you must be moonlighting somewhere just

tell me it's not stenography you're

gonna get it so bad Mary Ann singleton I

haven't seen you in the jillion years

you're this big star now come on what

are you doing here I'm managing this

place I'm Connie Fetzer now Barry and I

opened it together oh my god Byron Brian

don't tell me you two are you are I can

always tell these things oh my god so it

was the big day what you know what I

mean I think it's the next hour we're

mostly concerned with yeah oh okay let

me show you the tanks the tanks the

isolation tanks ten inches of water 800

pounds of epsom salts it's our special

little recipe for spiritually you well

I'm feeling holy already

[Music]

you have been married three times but

not really

compared to this you mean mmm-hmm

I have to go soon he'll be back won't

you mm-hmm I know you can't be seen with

me

look no listen I know who you are prove

and other appearances are important to

you I can forgive that is you can

forgive me give you for what for not

fitting into your world please don't

ever punish me for that Luke I would

never look forget about never and forget

about forever all I want is a little now

from time to time right here you can

promise me that I'll be very happy I

promise

[Music]

god damn sorry Brian

these are my salvation tags you're

supposed to be alone I'm supposed to be

like a womb right go to my room I'm

gonna pretend you're twins

you are the wors I'll make a deal with

you you tell me what you're doing is

mrs. house key and I'll tell you about

Jennifer Rabinowitz No Deal who's

Jennifer Rabinowitz just some good time

Charlene I used to know

and I didn't [ __ ] her when you were at

Halcyon Hill I could have easy as pie

she knew about you and she didn't mind

trying I don't mind right she didn't

mind and you didn't mind and she knew

you didn't mind I had everybody's

permission to [ __ ] Jennifer Rabinowitz

and I didn't do it there's no medal for

that sport I don't want a medal

I just want you to know what it means

and I'm gonna make he's kind and

intuitive and deeply spiritual father

and hell of a fine role than they hate

let's put your cards on the table girl

this isn't the dressing room at Saks

alright we select together and oh come

on you can do better than that

our his teeth just answer it my child

its teeth are fine some of the rest of

him for that matter so it wouldn't take

that much work what does the word

Pygmalion mean nothing to you prove all

right then my fair lady

remember how they took Eliza and cleaned

her up and gave her a bunch of fine new

clothes you want to do a makeover bingo

never great hat

but surely if he loves you he'll meet

you on some middle ground ground but

there is and what better place to let

true love blossom and you won't see

anybody you know I'll make all the

arrangements

[Music]

your mom said he'd been having bad

dreams yeah what about

dad mostly

you know I miss him too it was the best

balls I ran oh god I'm sorry

I mentioned Jones that's what we used to

call him you know

dad you did you had to be there

he was obsessed with the twins he called

them his little biracial wonders

one night Edgar was sick with a fever so

I stayed with him and on a wild dooor

was off at a white knight white knight

suicide practice someone else must have

been running the show because Jones came

to the dorm to find me

he told me it was time the kids saw who

their father really was

Jesus

and then

he did what he wanted with me

the kids were in the crib next to us

screaming through the whole thing and

when it was over he sang him a lullaby

it's over now

and he's dead in your home and your kids

are safe right

[Music]

come on listen go ahead Thanks I'm

wondering about these things

I have a right they great well at least

it's an escape this place is just as

phony as LA from Alan no I was just

visiting for the weekend it's the same

[ __ ] everywhere phony soldiers phony

jocks some of these guys yell about

police brutality all day and then dress

up like cops at night I guess you've

never done that huh no not a problem

not at all

I don't need a costume either

[Music]

well daysheffy what do you mean we

escaped on a boat full of fish full of

fish

not like these tropical ones they

exploit them from Guyana we found some

empty barrels on a boat and we hidden

them

[Music]

and we're scared I know I know

but it's over now it's been over for

three years there's nothing to be scared

of now ah I used to be so bored wish I

could remember how to do that you will

soon enough you have to go find a ladies

room you're working with me that's okay

sure good I'm fine

Baby Bunting daddy's gone a-hunting bomb

to get a rabbit skin wrap the baby

bunting baby

yeah

[Music]

easier I saw oh he's here we have to

call holy city I don't care what mother

says we have to go public with this

right now it's not your mother it's what

they might think who the police they're

gonna [ __ ] what they think don't you get

it he's come back for the children date

again I've been reading a lot about this

thing called post-traumatic stress

syndrome

it happens to veterans sometimes when

they hear a car backfire

I'm not crazy Marianne know that I

remember the past I will not be

condemned to repeat it

[ __ ] what is it just some stupid sign he

had over his throne I think I could stop

quoting him by now

[Music]

[Music]

I'm not not run off duty anyway tell me

again

Yeah right

[Music]

no [ __ ]

[Music]

now thank God I thought you'd gone round

the bend

no have you been coming here every day

very much

howdy friend I was that bum elbow Jimmy

you get on back for seconds you hear

you're a piece of work mother it's being

a piece ass yes I suppose it does yes

come on now I want you to meet the box

yeah lucky what's that lucky this here's

my daughter when I told you about well

hello there hello there to you there's

never been just one Jim Jones just hear

me out okay

it was this weird guy in Jonestown who

adore Jones so much she followed him

around constantly it became sort of a

copycat you know the the sideburns the

sunglasses even the voice it was a good

enough impersonation that Jones started

to use him as a stand-in you know to

keep the troops in line when he was away

but how do you even know this marceline

told me Jones's wife he had a wife the

point is I'm almost positive Orson was

running the show the week the sign I

came up the river you mean think about

it the authorities were already onto

Jones by then wouldn't it make sense to

put Orson in charge and get the hell out

of Dodge but they found his body they

found a body it was lying with its head

on a pillow in front of his throne but

from what I've read it was very bloated

but it looked enough like him and it had

his ID so you think the guy back there

was I do Marianne I really do

oh Jesus face was a little different but

there was something in his eyes good of

had plastic surgery right but why would

he come back here why does he do

anything he does

[Music]

don't like it

your father has been a breath of fresh

air around here well he was always a

good hostess are you firmly Winnemucca

to it

no well I grew up there but I've lived

here since well at least the gold rush

I'm surprised we haven't bumped into

each other I must stay at home landlady

these days though I used to own a

bookshop in North Beach

well not the one on Green Street yes

that's the one 15-20 years ago I used to

go there all the time really have enough

fellow used to run at the NIA as shy

sort of fella but nice I wish I could

make it today I remember you well I was

more of a silent partner at the time he

didn't like me to mingle much well that

was a mistake

you'd be very good for business

why thank you I know I went way

overboard on the golf shirts oh yeah

we just couldn't resist we father Patty

helped Oh been such a dear about

everything I couldn't decide between a

single breasted or a double yeah hmm and

I have this I do I know you don't have

an ID so it has some father Paddy's name

on it but there's nothing there that

says priests um you'll just be Sean P

star man of the world you do necessary

that ashamed wait how can you say that I

just want to be able to love you out of

me okay yeah but I've rejected all this

you know that better than anyone

it's just clothes it has nothing to do

with the purity of your heart but we

just listen to me whatever happened

between you and your congregation it's

ancient history you can't keep hiding

your light under a bushel you've got too

much goodness in you not to share it

with the world

so please do this for me okay

great she's over here wait I think

that's for you look I know it in

distance okay so tell me what's going on

will you promise you won't go any

further than us scouts honor

no I'm I'm serious Brian I haven't even

told mouse oh wow

I'm honored Jesus not a bad little story

huh yeah unless she's completely Looney

Tunes I mean you didn't actually see

this guy right the one she thought was

Jones no but it's still a story I mean

the fact that she's still alive is

enough yeah but you don't know where

she's gonna go with this so so you're

kind of an accomplice an accomplice you

took money from her mother that's not

exactly you know the height of

journalism and what if she turns out to

be a flake you don't want to look like a

fool do you actually fool is what I was

going for look I'm sorry I didn't mean

that no you meant it for some twisted

male reason you don't want me to have

this oh sorry well what is this deep

throat we're just leaving hi

he's six is this your friend I seriously

doubt it

yes I guess it is if you say so they've

really taken to you mother why can't we

all just stay here and be a family I

told you I want the kids out of town

when we break the news I don't want them

subjected to that media circus or you

for that matter

you'll just want to see us when we get

back I can find will be able to handle

it then it'll be a lot safer safe come

on mother it'll be a great opportunity

for you to bond with the kids doesn't

that look like fun

look at those glaciers and there won't

be anybody you know on board it's gotten

very middle-class these days you can

just relax someone asks about the

children I'm Way ahead of you

there's somebody at the door

come in yeah hey lucky how you doing

well look oh my

oh I've had this happen in H oh I'm

sorry

oh no royal you know where we come from

I got a superstition about cup flowers

hey you remember child Beauty cut down

in its prime yeah yes like bring him

dead house well this is not that kind of

a house

give me those oh wow I'll put them in

some water

anna has kindly offered to accompany me

to a benefit for the dining hall that's

all

ain't she helpful I won't be late just

warm up the plate in the fridge it's

ready to go I'll just do that see you

later lucky yeah see you later

[Music]

you're coming over tonight

they already did doesn't like to sleep

with people I mean all night just a [ __ ]

buddy what you know like friendship with

sex

none of that nasty romance [ __ ] maybe

that's what I need

[ __ ] honey maybe that's what you've got

how do you think I never thought I'd end

up with him you know after all the women

I watched and dragged up these stairs

he seemed settled now that's what scares

me

I'm just I'm not sure he's the whole

package there's no such thing babycakes

oh come on you had it with John he was

the whole package he was generous he was

gorgeous

he loved you more than just drop it

please

the thing is Brian seems threatened by

my success and it'll only get worse not

it now that what I can't tell you come

on I can't

just stay tuned okay

promise me we'll do everything your

granny says okay right there when you

get back would I be here - so much fun

there's more wonderful animals up in the

woods what guy what time

loose I guess

there we go okay kids give us business

it's time vd thank you mother I love you

for this love you too

[Applause]

[Music]

Oh miss you how unexpected a delightful

surprise these little munchkins just a

part of our foster program office oh

they're just don't what are they

it means something like that

Oh like they had hers um I've just met

the most interesting person mrs. Halsey

and may I present mr. Starr how do you

do mr. Starr is an investment broker

what really please excuse me

[Music]

thank God they're finally safe

[Music]

never thought I'd live to see this

doesn't even look real it's real proof

just like us

[Music]

do you believe in omens yes ever since I

was a little I think that sometimes God

just flat-out tells us what he wants us

to do we used to have a family

wonderful family I never thought I could

ever have that again I'm sorry yeah

I turned my back for a minute and I hope

they haven't been a nuisance oh no

they're just darling now Edgar excuse

yourself you too Emma

you must be very proud

well they're they're not mine of course

but I'm all alone now and their splendid

company I'm sorry I really do have to

put them to bed tucked off such a sad

story do you know about the halcyon well

name rings a bell she lost her daughter

in Johnstown you know that awful thing

in Africa South America what

it was in South America

[Music]

oh that's rich lady reserve airtime okay

I get the message

airtime is not something you reserve it

is something you create and I sure as

hell have to know what we're creating

well I'm sorry but that's just not

possible

so if you'll excuse me hold it if you're

onto something lady you've got a

responsibility to let us know about it

as a journalist oh so now I'm a

journalist did I just get promoted oh

don't get cute with me and don't think

you're gonna Bluff your way onto the

evening news whatever you've got it's

not gonna turn you into Bambi Khanna

taka got the bad

[Music]

just my pride and the rerender

Macalester for anyhow you the granny or

the nanny well we're just two traveling

together but she's beginning to feel

like my grandchild already sounds like

my husband oh that son of a [ __ ] has

been acting like an eight you know what

ever since we took this boat yeah sorry

yes not casino fine I said you go ahead

and blow the whole damn water

but don't get be surprised if your wife

runs off with a [ __ ] oh no I guess I'm

gonna have to find two of them to what

chicken or at least a couple of freaks

what did you brother move no there's

another one yes somewhere I'm afraid

I've got my hands full with mood oh I'll

be in the tundra well if you change your

mind

[Music]

it's great isn't it it's got a corny

with some hot men yeah yeah [ __ ]

look at that buck were you down there

someone tells me the real buckaroos

don't have our shoes hanging from their

nipples who cares who's a real Center

for last month to Mandy oh yeah stomach

I had him watch the glory holes big ol

dick

I bet you people for a three-way in a

second you thank you

listen I better catch up with him okay

this is cool right sure

I'm telling that it's really hard I

swear we take back my five minutes okay

great

[Music]

yeah

[Music]

I don't know what I need more a cocktail

or a grown-up who are you calling a girl

know how many questions children ask

Anna just asked me by a whale as a hole

in its back

do you know Donna what why am whale as a

whole no honey you don't want to give me

an opening like that so where are the

little diamonds did you tire what what

did you just said ate them actually I

found a sitter

Oh friend of an acquaintance you

volunteered good man and I just took him

up on it do you think I'm a dreadful

person my jails

[Music]

Oh

how about it scuse me would you like to

dance

actually I'm waiting for a friend I mean

friends

okay

wait

[Music]

I'd love to

[Music]

when

[Music]

sorry it's okay it's actually my first

time with a guy you too huh

I mean slow dancing

[Music]

we're from

Arizona place called salon you spell

that sa l ome

salamy like an Oscar Wilde who's that

it's nobody

[Music]

so you think a real cowboy great not

just a construction worker

it's fine mice okay

[Music]

are those your buddies over there yeah

what you wanted done now

I want to do this

for the

[Music]

rest

[Music]

who'd you be

[Music]

yeah we talked

I hope so these past two days no look

I'm sorry annoy it was me

I'm just edgy

I'm going out on a limb on this thing

and I need you with me I'm there babe

so you're doing the newscast huh

not exactly and I do it on my own show

and Deedee's just gonna show up tomorrow

really do you think that's crazy

no I I think it's genius

I invite you in but mother's been acting

very strange maybe she thinks I'm too

old for you how old are you

78 that's not old that's practically a

kid well you certainly make me feel like

well yeah well

same to you

save next Tuesday for me you and I are

going to the beach

[Music]

I'm thought Claire I'm not going to make

I know on a teeny bit longer okay there

Sarah could you direct us towards

infirmary please sure it's just right

down there I'm the goddamn only were you

come on now

this doctor is cute enough to cure your

own side

yes

[Music]

doctor

this is healthier my god dr. fielding

I've got your now I've got your now I'm

still babysitting I see oh don't be such

a grouch comes here fort alright settle

down now that big mean bear over there

is gonna eat us

look know if you're really really quiet

I'll sing you a special song okay

Bye Bye Baby Bunting daddy's gone

a-hunting gone to get a rabbit skin wrap

the baby bunting

byebye baby bun table

daddy's gone to get a rabbit skin

[Music]

you know I read somewhere that fish have

an attention span of about 30 seconds

you don't say which means that every

time they round a corner it's like wow

look at that I never saw that before

they never feel captive because life is

always new it's always surprising

that's how I feel with you

yeah

you better get going you're gonna be

late for your big story not yet

I like this one better I was sorry to

hear about DeeDee mrs. LZ and the

children thank you very much I felt as

if I've lost them myself I still

remember how proud we were the day they

were born very kind so are you are you

traveling with that other woman oh well

yes I am actually

more or less school why are you here did

you just get tired delivering babies no

no my my life got a little muddled and

this was as close as I could find in the

Merchant Marines you aren't married and

they're never anyone once there was

good

no need someone to share the silences

with not the sex you miss the sunsets

so am I going to live doctor I think we

both are you just need a little dry

light here it comes

nuisance how much they hated children I

never wanted children I just thought

this was gonna be our special time

together we'll be done I'll have them

back by lunchtime I promise

Oh God here we go just a nickname

everything mr. Stars come as a shock to

your mother but I'm not a teenager

anymore

well then the x-rays you can tell him

for me the same thing is that what's

bothering you our age difference

it ain't right I'm telling you you know

if I didn't know better I'd say you were

jealous mother did you want him for

yourself

as usual darling you gotta turn around

six ways to Sunday you don't know [ __ ]

what I work for myself even lives but I

want for you I don't need anyone's

permission to have a simple little

romance Oh ain't got no done nothing you

bet we went to the movies last night and

before that don't have them you know

what I'm saying hey screw them for

Christ's sake

this is not the blue moon Lodge mother

you don't get to ask questions like that

and just because you hated and on your

life doesn't mean that I have to

I'm not following in your footsteps I

don't want your love less existence

what are you doing look like I thought

we were going to watch the Royal Wedding

[ __ ] the Royal Wedding she is so [ __ ]

glamorous too bad about him my god look

at the size of that train what ever

happened to that guy from the hoedown

anyway nothing went back to Salome I

guess all we ever did was dance do you

still miss John don't you what

difference does it make it's probably

got a boy in every port by now

there you go Anna something to wipe your

face

where's mr. star over there I'll stay

right here

all right don't move

great needs Thanks

[Music]

what dire needs Thank You pardon you

sitting into that man about dire need

what did you said something something

something dire need because making

conversation

they have big stuffed grizzly bears and

Eskimos Lingus they're called blankets

by who anyone who gives a [ __ ] about

third world people Pro alright I'm gonna

go buy the tickets

[Music]

yes I'd like some tickets please

two adults and God isn't she lovely

don't know what she sees in him but I

guess love is blind

yeah I guess it is

who else did you say yes into your

children please

Alexander twelve kids yeah that's them

out there where everything that's a

second ago

there

[Music]

sorry Maryann there's nobody waiting in

front desk Thanks well is it my

imagination are someone looking

especially smart today what Oh

you know if I didn't know better I'd say

you're a woman on a mission okay but you

can't tell us an honest-to-god really

big

these punches the natural alternative to

a woman's most pressing problem which

would be what hello didi where are you

we're on the air in ten minutes

what is with you Mary Ann I think he's

got them

my vet just called from Alaska she said

there was this man on the ship and he

sounds just like him and he took the

kids are you sure yes I'm at the airport

now please

[Music]

I'm sorry

clearly aren't you supposed to be on the

air well yes but there's a story no just

something at home so when I heard about

today's bargain item I persuaded Mary

Ann singleton to let me take over and

tell you big deal

[Music]

not report I'm afraid whatever it is

as you can see well who hasn't used one

of these creatures for a nice scrubbing

the tub no yes

if yours concerned as I am about toxic

shock syndrome you won't find a safer

alternative to tampons than these handy

little if you're the kind of person that

uses that sort of thing from time to

time which of course I am not so let's

go to a movie

shall we wonderful and it's one of my

favorites the bells of st. Mary's

starring Bing Crosby

you can roll it now please someone

[Music]

look it's der Bingle [ __ ] your bingo you

and me gotta talk

who would you care to step into my right

let me hit met them about win the muck

anyways what's it matter before I go I

wanna make one thing real clear but some

sorta designs on my daughter royal rake

it back you can put that out of your

head right now

is that so you don't know that first

damn thing ya know all I need to know

thank you and at my age I certainly

don't need an ultimatum no you need a

pair of [ __ ] bifocals is what you

what are you talking about you've never

taken up good hard look I can't believe

you're still alive yeah well I can't

believe my kids are still being hounded

by that sick DD so that's all he took on

the cruise for heaven's sakes it was it

was casual oh you just casually turned

my children over to that they were your

children doesn't matter [ __ ] calm

down

when you left the ship did he say

anything you know out of the ordinary

no just sightseeing there was one thing

but I couldn't hear what was being said

what I don't know he was talking to some

man what man a local I guess he said

something about dire needs dire needs

yes dire needs plural it's it's usually

singular isn't it like in dire need I

don't know were you [ __ ] him I don't

think that's really if your business

answer me please did you ever see him

with his clothes off I'm sorry about

your children but that gives you no

right to ask me bad all right fine I

guess it's just time to call the cops

no please

I have no dude looking a mother please

sure

I thought we'd never get them on that

plane

your mother doesn't like fruit does she

can you blame her

which is sleeping with them Diddy

and it's definitely him how do you know

let's save the Gardea test for later we

haven't tried up there yes

thanks anyway

[Music]

well hello hello Anna your mother better

she's out running errands before she

returns hope you'd like to wait no no

it's you I want to talk to

[Music]

I saw someone go in there

[Music]

creepy

[Music]

sir could we have a moment come to buy

rabbits

no we were wondering if you might have

seen these children

damn straight and I seen that son of a

[ __ ] with him I don't understand that

they came in here you showed me a

photograph I reckon I gotta show you one

oh my god what is it oh my god oh my god

damn Roberts give them Eliza bastard did

you see which way they went

him up the back they were gone the time

I seen that did he take the skins well I

didn't find them I don't get it

gone to get a rabbit skin to wrap the

baby bunting oh my god he's losing it

already yeah watch this - founder right

here I knew there'd be a damn tourist

it's from the ship Diomedes

sounds like a great God well ladies you

know this bastard

wait wait wait that's it Diomede that's

what Pro heard not dire needs dynabeads

what does it mean to Islands way out at

the end of the state what do you know

about them

well for starters little guy meat is an

American big Diomede is in Russia

well that's what I'm telling us she came

to the dining hall for a reason she saw

it in a magazine

right she saw my name in a magazine I

mean there aren't that many royal RIKEN

box in the world she heard of you you

mean just let me get this out okay

your mom taught ballroom dancing in

Rapid City before she moved to win Amaka

you knew that didn't you I knew about

Rapid City I didn't know she taught

dance no well she did Oh kids came from

miles around and one of them was 16 but

sort of mature for his years and your

mom she was a pretty pretty girl back

then and and they had a little thing you

know for a few weeks it was nothing

major but

that was you pretty soon folks got wind

of it your mom had to leave town

overnight

I never even know where she went that's

where it was in those days they used to

call him fallen women did you recognize

her at the dining room

no not even her name what she introduced

herself as his mother muckin and then

spent 60 years Hannah but your mom

remember though she had that perfect

little memento what do you mean well I

mean you darling

I'm your dad well he got what he wanted

it's finally a father

don't well it's true and once he takes

them to Russia they're gone for good

the typical is a big bastard those

islands are hundreds of miles away a

chance go through it you watch he can't

do anything

come on he can't listen to me

[ __ ] that [ __ ] okay if he can get their

weekend - this is no time to be caving

in don't make him into Superman just a

crazy [ __ ] you would have made a

wonderful dyke Bambi hi it's Mary Ann

look I'm still in Cleveland but Brian's

had you called right right well I I'm

sure it must have looked like that but

I'm afraid that's just the treatment cut

the crap Mary Ann I called the house he

owns house and their maid told me all

about Dee Dee's little homecoming Bambi

listen no you listen I don't know what

sort of underhanded coup you were

planning but it's over you understand me

I do absolutely and the story is all

yours I promise like you're damn right

I'm not [ __ ] professional here and I'm

taking this thing to Larry the minute we

hang up no don't do that you can't oh

yeah just watch me Bambi look this is

much bigger than you think and if you go

public with it now it'll just evaporate

better wait for you to do no listen to

me I'm flying home tonight meet me at my

house tomorrow at 3:00 and I'll give you

the story of a lifetime but you have to

keep quiet about it until then you got

that

yeah God Jesus Mary Ann he'll kill the

kids the minute he sees his face on TV

just give me a little credit will ya

operator hi it's room 121 would you try

that first number again for me please

thank you

Brian hi it's me yeah yeah I spoke to

her listen sweetheart I need you to do

me a real big favor

[Music]

well back for the businessmen special

huh yes so it's okay it's with me thanks

[Music]

[Music]

father Peru back so soon

I'm afraid we have a problem what do you

mean we what keep your voice down

are you telling me the DD new Luke yes

you mean biblically yes she was able to

identify certain characteristics what

sort of characteristics

Oh My heavens well that certainly

explains a lot so don't be glib father

okay listen to me carefully stick to

your story

he's a nice stockbroker you met on a

Crow's nothing more

[Music]

[ __ ] he's got my ID but I've got a

reason for that he lost it in the park

when I was talking anybody could have

found it of course and I can vouch for

that

oh yes that's perfect

god bless you my child god bless you

[Applause]

thanks buddy Michael man just tell me

about it

[Music]

how am i doing

perfect just right now take one or two

powers don't approve of leave her you

know yes ma'am I know

goddamn circumstances you can say that

again

[Laughter]

you were planning to tell me about him

weren't you course I wanted you to know

him first before I went and talked to

the news yeah why did you not like me

but expected like him that much I

understand yes I wanted you to know

where your a big heart came from I am

sure smart I know where they came from

I am curious about something what it

does rural no I mean did you tell him

that I used to be his son dolly nice

girl's gotta have some secrets don't we

here come them damn children eaters

you're never gonna believe this

go ahead Sonia try us let's ask this guy

excuse me yeah we're looking for Willie

Oh me AK that's me we heard you good

flies to the die amides you're kidding

we know it's a long way but not nothing

like that it's uh

I don't get much call for it go up there

all the time myself my friend Devon is

up there and we're very close

well this is kind of important

my ex-husband ran off with my children

and we think he's trying to take them to

Russia it's some bad [ __ ] you two gals

you know

oh yeah yeah big-time

is that what you plan underwear

[Music]

do the Russians have forces over there

yeah actually they do you mean like with

guns it's not that dangerous

[Music]

you know what you're doing we know what

we're doing

[Music]

there are many people there

[Music]

we're gonna bail his ass

[Music]

hi come on in Marianne's late but she

said to make yourself at home

where is she she just left the airport

her flight was delayed but she shouldn't

be more than 10 minutes

have a seat I'm just making some tea I

don't do caffeine well you're in luck

it's herbal I hate to drink alone

by the way that story you did on the big

gas link is great you saw that huh yeah

on three channels yours was the only one

that made any sense you know they almost

didn't send me on that job really mm-hmm

because you're a woman right exactly

those guys are pigs yummy

what's in it Oh hibiscus flowers and

orange peel and lots of good stuff does

it have a name Alaskan Twilight I think

hmm never heard of it what's in my mind

it's organic

okay are you sure she's passed out we've

got 15 minutes so let's not dilly-dally

gently brought in gently here

Alaska Twilight you get right

[Music]

well it's done I got her

thank God your boyfriend must really

love you yeah I guess he must it's so

weird to think the rush is just two

miles away talk about the end of the

world

ya know do you mean did you feel just so

alone

Oh God

I'm sorry I didn't mean to we're gonna

find them dating okay talk to the

lookout about ten of my buddies nobody's

seen him so far could he have made it to

the other side without coming through

here it's possible I guess what it was

he won't someone try and stop us once a

week we can move from the mainland

tonight it's Raiders of the Lost Ark you

know everybody will be there no one to

stop us

are you sure honey I do it all the time

it's not good to see a bomb

god that woman can project I did you

move her car down on Leavenworth oh okay

well she has a nice soft bed a hot

dinner and all my old life magazines and

Oh whose handcuffs are those by the way

don't look at me

[Music]

to grade our technician

so wasn't love at first sight or did you

just sort of realize it gradually yeah

love at first sight what about that

lookout over there when you see us I

sure hope so

[Music]

hey you guys stay here

[Music]

you guys if I'm my boyfriend hi I'm didi

this is Maryanne my girlfriend hi

I'm sorry you say you didn't see

anything but he keep his eyes open just

in case that is so sweet of you

well at least we know that Lisa led us

on a wild goose chase

dating

I want to go home no fishes

but he's gone for good

[Music]

oh just come home to Nami you're bound

to be somewhere

[Music]

no not a sign of them but you maybe no

news is good news you know oh I know

that sweetheart and I really appreciate

it

no one's ever committed a felony for me

Brian Brian I'm getting it now will you

marry me

it goes you're damn prisoner again no it

sounds like Brian I still don't get why

you're doing this feeding that woman

putting up with her nonsense it was a

bother if you ask me you know that man

in my locket

my lover who died that right 31 well the

kids who were kidnapped they're his

grandchildren one was he even named for

me see now that's her [ __ ]

is there something the matter yes this

is really hurting me I'm afraid there's

nothing I can do about it please all

right then now we'll we'll just switch

hands

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

yeah

I'm sorry does mrs. Madrigal not live

here no shading in right now I want it's

all right mother he's family I got what

happened

[Music]

I'm sorry you scared the living

daylights quarry man looking for a dog

yes yes I was close the door would you

when you leave yes officer

thank you

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

it's time to say goodbye well I hope not

you must have tripped awfully hard yes

it was dark and those basement stairs is

your ship in time or something yeah we

just got it yes that's perfect mother

lovely

[Music]

sorry I'm sorry if I had my kid please I

love having a doctor in the house

I think Mike it was a very foolish boy

that's a terrible of Independence makes

it allows the bachelor maybe I just made

a bad husband

well Michael doesn't see it that way you

know why because he got it right right

away people get it right right away they

don't know what right is they have to do

it wrong for a while just to get some

perspective see what wisdom you've been

missing I have missed you

we'll get it back I knew you'd see the

light I pray that you wouldn't hear you

I don't care why you did it

are you talking about God's sake you're

the one who took the children I was

angry Pru I have to here with your empty

bourgeois values and I didn't want the

children to see us fighting that was no

reason to desert us

are you well what would you call it we

waited in your stateroom for two hours

you didn't show up you didn't come back

so naturally I assumed you were

somewhere on the ship but no so we

sailed home without you just so weird I

forgive you Pru we're the kids now so

you didn't like him no no I was just a

little jealous of them but I liked them

a lot

really where are they Luke

I guess I'm gonna have to show you

everything

[Music]

I never wanted to do this true oh you

remember

[Music]

this is what I came back for that it

doesn't matter I renounce all this three

years ago now it can be our salvation we

can leave the country we can be a family

at last

proof is that what you really want yes

oh my heart

Anna daddy's got a surprise for you come

on

Michael I hope you don't mind mrs.

madrigals said I could wait up here I

guess her place is a little crowded

these days tell me about it

sorry nothing it's good to see you

so how's the Pacific Empress I'm not

there they transferred me to the arcade

star last year you're looking really

good thanks nowhere to go but the gym

when you're at sea well there's always

shore leave yeah sure

must be a lot of hot guys right I

suppose

kind of a fantasy of mine really

wouldn't mind doing that myself well you

should try it then this town gets off

the you know inbred same tire Queens

everywhere you turn maybe you should

stop turning what nothing forget it no

what did you mean just that people

usually get back what they put out how

do you know what I'm putting out

this was a mistake wait a minute

I can't just sail in here and then

expect me I know I know that now what a

mrs. Madrigal tell you well she told me

about the cop

and the cowboy and the construction

worker you're not having a life Michael

you're just [ __ ] the Village People

you look perfect with them

you never had any of your own did you

know hmm

I'm very sorry pal South America would

be paradise

you'll see I've got to make some

arrangements about with Don you know and

pick up a few things for the trip so oh

you can do that later I need you to stay

here with the children I'm going out for

a while

Oh why well Edgar left his teddy bear in

the backyard of the old lady's place and

I promised him I'd go get it for me

that's so sweet

hey that's what dads are for so why

don't you lay down and I'll be back

before you know it

okay

oh hi I saw your light on and I just had

to tell you

Marianna and I are getting married Hey

all right that's really great that's

that's wonderful you just called up out

of nowhere and said yes something the

matter man no I think I'm just wondering

how you did it that's all did what you

know that whole commitment thing I mean

you'd like to [ __ ] around as much as I

do

absolutely well aren't you afraid you're

gonna miss out on something oh yeah

constantly

but I'm more afraid that I'm gonna miss

something else something good could just

get better and better you know yeah

so what our ships park around here what

never mind

I'll find it

[Music]

[Music]

I want you to be very very quiet I don't

understand this maybe their luggage got

lost there fix their goddamn sandwich

they even got them little pickles she

likes [ __ ] thanks mother just set it

there I'll take it down a little later

no no I'll take it myself hell I'm going

home tomorrow the time I met that noisy

jackass mama I don't think that's a good

idea I'll keep my distance

don't worry some days are just harder

than others I gave my baby's jimjo just

dreamin miss Franny

didi just told me no no no no no Jim

Jones is dead you fell

he's dead he wasn't killed all those

black folks and then he killed himself

[Music]

okay all right

I'd like the listing for Francis Halcyon

on Pacific please

[Music]

he'll see and he'll please no man she's

dead to the world

crews room tell her that I found the

kids and they're safe he's Jesus wasn't

carefully the man who took them will be

in your garden at any moment I don't

think he'll try to get in but it's very

important that you lock all the doors do

you understand yes ma'am

get the children to my house tell mrs.

Halcyon to call me as soon as possible

the number is just a minute just a

minute

yes ma'am I've got it

dollie use a damn room service

well spank my button call me darling

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

sister

[Music]

are you okay

[Music]

yes ma'am I'm fine

[Music]

where's mother she's uh she's asleep

who is that Emma I hope the hell it's

Jim Jones is it I need a moment alone

with him would you take him inside

come on ever was go inside

[Music]

I've been looking for you hi

hi look

we're sailing tonight but I have

something I have to say

you're really good at falling in love

Michael but your shitty on the

follow-through someday he'll come along

tralala well guess what he did come

alone you tossed him out on his ass

because she didn't have the guts to be

with someone who knows who you really

are and loves you for it

you're tough Michael but you're not

tough enough to handle that one oh yeah

try me

we'll be back next month you bet

good I'm invited to a wedding

he was messing with our babies I know

it's him you sure absolutely

Emma the children missed eating no no no

I'm sorry

mr. oh she's she's coming with her house

that they're fine they're fine hadn't we

better call the police

it's crazy

murder but they'll be enough evidence in

my children what if your mother heard

some she's completely out of it and

there hasn't been a peep out of the

neighbors okay but a man has been killed

nobody killed anybody

kill himself three years ago nobody's

still looking for me just

just think about it

but what about my story you want a story

or do you want a friend

[Music]

children look who's here oh thank God we

found the kids they're okay oh are you

okay yeah I guess I'd better go face the

music with Bambi let's have a cup of tea

first may I offer you some canapes

they're absolutely straight this star

guy just came back with the kids on the

ship that's all there was to it yes he

brought them here as soon as the ship

dock thank you sound and I guess it was

just all a comedy of errors

why didn't he virus or something he must

have known how frantic we'd be I don't

know III didn't think to ask him that I

was just so relieved to see the children

oh and then he got a plane back to

London you told Emma he was coming over

to our house you told her to lock all

the doors why did you do that I probably

overreacted just a tiny a little bit

frankly he was angry with your mother

for sticking him with the children I

thought you know he might come by the

house and have words with her mm-hmm he

didn't did he no Emma didn't see him at

all

now then silly me hi may I

you are gonna pay for this I don't blame

you for being pissed off pissed off

doesn't even begin to cover it

look I want you to know I never would

have done it if I hadn't thought those

kids were in real danger

and were they I'm dying to know he's a

mean old Jim Jones still alive no really

what a shocker

who wouldn't yes but the friend of yours

was just a fucked-up delusional mess I

think she's entitled to a few delusions

after all she's been through

fine told it to the police yes I could

but then I'd have to tell them how he

used to work for one of your kidnappers

what are you talking about there's a

nice old lady upstairs who runs a

whorehouse in Nevada called the blue

moon lodge she never forgets a face

apparently or a specialty for that

matter never dreamed you were so

talented no wonder you're an anchorwoman

what do you want from me I want us to be

friends

there's something in there for your

inconvenience courtesy of dating treat

yourself to a week at a spa what am I

supposed to tell Mary that we were off

on a story together we were weren't we

there's no reason why we can't share

this I'd love it if you'd introduce me

[Music]

Hey

[Music]

did you find the kids yeah

and what about him he's gone whoever he

was

[Music]

so proud of you I know just an awfully

muddy in the basket yeah yeah it was

awful tomorrow

yes ma'am

it was sweet of you to rush out Emma's

developed a passion for gardening sweat

mrs. house you sure we can't help she

insists on doing it herself take care

then

it's the garden embarrass you I'm

worried what the neighbors will stink no

man I just enjoyed this

well you go right ahead I am too old to

keep up with the Joneses mm-hmm ain't

that the truth

Dorothy

hello mrs. Halcyon I should have called

first

I know that's all right I'm getting

useful is Dede mad at me no but I am

do you plan to stay with her this time I

do

no more communist regimes no ma'am she's

upstairs having enough

[Music]

have you seen my cufflinks no I brought

them down yesterday maybe they're in

there I can't believe you're doing this

it's it's so Cleveland you're marrying

Cleveland and don't you forget it

is this 28 Barbary Lane absolutely are

you a friend of the bride of the groom

Oh neither I'm Bobby

from the blue moon lodge oh my goodness

you're one of my mother's girls she want

to come real bad I mean she would have

come so hard

it's alright dear I know who told you

nobody two days ago right

just before sunset

you know what what I think I want to

practice again can't be late for the

wedding I'm serious

I want a real office again and a real

home maybe even a dog you know what I

mean

I do

I'm gonna hold you to that

triad

I'll be so easy to lose this time

you have a key right here on your neck

that last cruise must have been fun

[Music]

I think these two make a nice couple and

something blue

[Music]

[Music]

father panting truth

good heavens what a surprise never mind

me what about you

what's this he's moved on darling gotta

stop torturing yourself do you know well

slightly placement that was so sweet

about we Tom so nice that there please

remove that yes it is isn't it oh where

did that dog go for God's sake around

here somewhere

[Music]

you

you