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If I miss my curfew,
Father will yell at me again!
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Ow...
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Are you okay?
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Y-Yes... I think I just sprained it a little...
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Don't move.
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What in the...?
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Try standing up.
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--It doesn't hurt.
--That's good.
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Ah, I can put my shoes on myself...
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There you go.
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What did you do? Was that some trick? Or magic?
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Bye.
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Please wait!
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What's your name?
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I'm Brad.
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Brad...
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Can we meet again?
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Sorry!
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Do you understand me, Angelina?!
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I forbid you to see that man anymore!
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Why?! Brad is such a good person!
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I don't care. You are not to meet him!
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And you'll stay in this room until
you promise me that you won't!
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This is for your own good.
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I'm counting on you.
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Understood, sir.
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Brad...
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This darn thing!
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Hey, give it a rest.
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You can mess around
with that broken TV all day,
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but it's not like some genie's gonna
pop out and grant you three wishes.
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And today is the final episode...
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Well, that's too bad.
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Me, I'm bummed too, 'cuz
my nap's been interrupted.
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Go and buy a new one now!
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If I had the cash...
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How in the world do you blow
through all your money so fast?!
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I got that demonic woman
collecting loans from me,
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and a tightfisted slave-driver for an agent...
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Who's tightfisted?
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What's up? Here with some more
jobs that won't make me any money?
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Nope. I only bring jobs that pay out.
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On the condition that they're done right...
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Hey, Morrison. Can you fix a TV?
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A TV?
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It's broke, and today's the last
episode of "Bolero in Spring"!
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You got your car here today, Morrison?
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Yeah.
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I'll take the job if you let me
get some sleep in it on the way.
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I've been losing sleep due to that broken TV.
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Let's get going already.
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I don't care where to, as long as I don't
have to hear any whining about that TV...
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Good day, Miss.
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You're not going to fix the TV, Morrison?
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You can have Dante buy you one
with the money he makes from this job.
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Wait, Morrison!
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That won't be in time for the last
episode of "Bolero in Spring"!
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Hey! You jerks!
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Miss, your meal is ready.
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I don't want to eat.
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Please Miss... If you don't, I'll
be in trouble with your father.
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This is a pretty swank pad.
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What kind of racket does he run
to afford something like this?
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He's the mayor of Capulet City.
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Hello, sorry I'm late. That meeting
dragged out longer than I thought it would...
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Thanks for coming. I'm Mike Hagel.
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I'm Morrison.
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Nice to meet you.
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Let's skip the formalities, and get down
to business before I fall asleep again.
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Huh?
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You got my word. He's good...
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Even if he is a little rough around the edges.
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I want this man killed.
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Please... Kill him.
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I've got a daughter, my only child.
Her name is Angelina.
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My wife died a long time ago, and since then
I've raised my little darling all on my own.
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My daughter means everything to me.
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And this Brad guy is planning on taking my
daughter away from this town and from me!
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I won't allow this worthless drifter to just run
off with my daughter because he feels like it.
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And so you want me to kill him?
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Well, that sure makes for a grand story...
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Turn it into a soap opera
and Patty would love it.
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Um...
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Miss.
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I think I should at least be
able to use the washroom alone.
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Did you know that there's some murderer
on the loose in Capulet City recently?
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It's been all over the news.
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My TV's broke, remember?
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Oh yeah...
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At any rate, there have been such incidents.
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This is it.
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It's so gruesome, there are even some
people saying that the culprit isn't human.
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Not human?
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These random assaults started happening right
around the time that this Brad guy showed up.
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So you're saying that this "Brad"
isn't just a murderer, but a devil?
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That's ridiculous.
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I saw it with my own eyes.
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There's no doubt about it. He's a devil!
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Right up your alley, don't you think?
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I'm begging you! Kill this Brad!
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Brad...
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Brad!
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Please! Let's run away together!
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What's wrong all of a sudden?
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Try to calm yourself down
and tell me what's going on.
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I think my father has hired someone...
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to kill you!
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Kill me?
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But why?
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Because of your strange power!
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My father thinks you're a devil!
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Does he now...
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Let's run away together!
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Angelina...
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I'm sorry, but I can't let you
get wrapped up in all of this.
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But I...
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Don't worry about me, Angelina.
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I'll be all right.
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Someday your father will understand, too.
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But...
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You should be going home.
I'm glad I could see you.
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Mind if a grab a seat?
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Huh?
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Yeah, go right ahead.
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I'll take a beer. And a pizza.
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Any kind, as long as there are no olives.
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Don't mind me. Go about your reading.
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Oh, thanks...
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What? You still can't find Angelina?!
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Don't even think about
coming back here until you do!
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Is she at that guy's place again?!
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Sir, my apologies.
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This is all because I took my eyes off her...
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Miss!
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Father...
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Do you understand me?!
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From now on your meals
will be brought to your room,
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and you'll be watched everywhere you go!
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Brad...
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What's this book you're all into?
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It's a romance novel.
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Hmmm... any good?
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Yeah, really good.
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One person's love for
another is a wonderful thing.
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True love is a thing of beauty!
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Do you find that strange?
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--No.
--One beer.
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Took long enough for
just a beer... And my pizza?
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They're making it now.
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Damn...
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--Cheers.
--Uh, yeah, cheers.
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By the way, you seem kind of like a drifter...
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Where are you from?
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You don't have to answer
that if you don't want to.
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Well, I'm going to be on my way.
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Here's your pizza. Sorry to keep you waiting.
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Hey, there's olives on this thing.
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Of course there are.
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Dammit.
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They say the gate will open tonight!
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Will it, now?
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But having to leave the human
world is kind of a shame...
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So you really were the one responsible
for that string of murders?
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I'm very fond of the blood of the living...
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Who's there?!
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Did you follow me?
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Eating a large pizza in five minutes
is a new personal record for me.
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Don't you mess with me!
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That's some handshake.
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You're as strong as I'd heard.
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You make it sound like you know who I am.
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I've been in the living world for a month now.
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I've heard the rumors about
Dante, "The Devil Hunter."
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So I guess I can take that as a
confession that you're not human, right?
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Yes.
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Well, then I guess you've got no objections.
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Correct. I don't imagine I could escape you.
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But there's just one thing I have to ask.
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What's that?
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I heard that you're a half-breed...
Born from the union of a human and a devil.
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If that's so, can you tell me...
were your parents in love?
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Was there love between human and devil?
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Who knows?
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One always hears stories about married couples
who look like they were made for each other,
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but whose hearts are really cold as ice.
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--That's not what...
--But, to me it looked as if they truly loved
one another from the bottom of their hearts.
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Really?
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Was that all you wanted to say?
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Yeah.
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I thought you might try to
pull a surprise attack on me.
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I know I can't defeat you.
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You're kind of a wimp for being a devil...
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Even though I am a devil,
there's no way I could fight you.
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Besides, my role here is finished.
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Finished?
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Tonight, my master from the
demon world will come to this world.
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A certain human summoned me
here to make those preparations.
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Why are you telling me this?
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Maybe because I want you to put an end to it...
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My master's greedy.
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I'm sure he'll try to devour this entire city.
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That café with the wonderful coffee...
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And the hill with such a
beautiful view of the setting sun...
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Everything...
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And Angelina too?
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What should I do? I don't want to lose her...
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She was so kind to me.
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I've always been treated so
cruelly in the demon world,
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but she'd smile at me.
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I don't even want to think about
the possibility of her being devoured.
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But... I'm a devil.
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I don't have the power to defy my master.
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It's true, you're pretty
pathetic... for a devil.
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But if you're capable of that much love for
Angelina, you'll be able to live as a human.
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A human? Me?
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--Take me there.
--Huh?
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To the gate that is tied to the demon world.
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Father?
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Father?! What happened?!
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Father!
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Father?!
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Father!
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Father! Father!
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Hang on, Father!
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Don't move.
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If you had just stayed in
your room like a good girl,
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you could have died
without having to feel fear...
228
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Y-You... Why would you do something like this?
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Soon, a powerful devil will be summoned
to this city by the ritual I have performed.
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Together we shall destroy this world!
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Dante!
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Sorry. I guess I knocked a little too hard...
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I had a bad feeling about you from
the moment I saw you with the mayor.
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But you're too late!
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Angelina!
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Brad!
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Sir, hang in there!
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Brad! Do you plan to betray Belphagor?!
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You're already too late!
Belphagor will be here soon!
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I'm sure it must have
been a long, hard journey...
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Too bad entry here is restricted.
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Sorry, but I'm going to
have to ask you to leave!
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Angelina!
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Father!
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What is this...?
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Don't try to speak, Father.
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Brad, please!
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Okay. I've never tried it on a wound
as serious as this, but I'll try my best.
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What... do you think
you're doing to me... you devil...
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Do you think... that by doing this for me...
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I'm going to allow you to... see my daughter?
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Father!
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Don't worry yourself.
That is not what I'm thinking.
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No, I'm doing this simply because
I don't want to see Angelina sad.
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Mr. Mayor, sorry, but it doesn't look like
I'm going to be able to grant your request.
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Brad understands love.
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He'll make it just fine as a human.
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And the only things I
can exterminate are devils.
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Hey Morrison, haven't you got it fixed yet?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah...
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How much longer am I going to have to wait?!
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Just wait a little bit longer, okay, Miss?
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By the way, Dante...
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It's a nice story about how those
two finally got her dad's approval.
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00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:42,759
But I don't see how your passing up on
the money should result in my fixing this TV...
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Less talking and more fixing!
My afternoon soap opera's about to start!
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Yes, Ma'am....
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You fixed it!
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I'll deduct my repair fees
from your next payment.
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Whatever...
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Good grief.
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At this rate you'll never get your debt paid
off, no matter how many good jobs I bring you.
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But you seem happy, Dante...
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Even though you usually do nothing but
complain when you don't get your money...
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Every now and then there are days like this.
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I sure hope those two will be happy, don't you?
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I've always had pretty bad luck with women.
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00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,907
I'd be lucky if they'd just beat me up.
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00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:16,371
But they'd also do things like stick swords
in my stomach, and shoot me in the forehead...
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If I wasn't who I am, I'd
probably be dead. Damn...
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00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,544
And what's more, the women that do those things
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are the very women I just can't
seem to boot out of my life.
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I wonder when my luck
with women will improve...
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