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♪ When you're on a wild ride?
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♪ It's Craig of the Creek
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Sorry.
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Will you go to
the dumb creek already?
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I'm trying to study for a test
I have to take in two years!
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Hey, Kelsey!
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You ready
to go to the creek?
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Yeah. I just need
to finish something.
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Enter my keep.
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My dad's
not home, so you can bring
your creek stuff inside.
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But take off
your shoes!
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"...and then he stabbed him
in the brain."
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That seems like
a good place to stop.
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Man, I can't believe
your dad
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let you keep your cape on
for your family portrait.
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Yep. I said,
"A warrior would never
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pose for a portrait
without their armor."
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What could he do?
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He wanted a family portrait,
and without me,
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it's just a picture
of a guy with a mustache.
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You're so lucky you don't have
any annoying brothers.
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Yep, every day until dinner,
it's just me and Mortimer,
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a young paladin
and her parakeet,
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nobody to bother us
or talk to us or...
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make us
after-school snacks.
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That sounds sad!
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To be a great warrior
means to make
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really sad
and painful sacrifices.
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Said Kelsey,
looking off into the distance,
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for pain was a warrior's
best friend,
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and vengeance was also someone she occasionally hung out with.
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I'm ready to go!
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Oh, man,
I'm so excited!
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But that might be the four
liters of soda I drank.
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Ahoy there!
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It is time for the great
soda-bottle race to begin!
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On your marks...
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get set...
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Bird speed, Mortimer.
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Drrrrrrop!
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Go! Run!
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She's -- she's --
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No! No!
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Tag. You're it.
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Oh, no! He's it!
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Mortimer!
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I'm coming,
my winged ward!
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Wait! We'll help!
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Don't be a hero.
That's what I'mdoing!
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Tag!
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You're it.
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No tag-backs!
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Tag. You're it.
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Kelsey...
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Kelsey...Kelsey...
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Hey, wake up, girl!
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Are you okay?
How's your pulse?
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Yearning for battle.
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Okay. How many JPs
do you see?
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O-One.Not for long.
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I'm makin' a robot clone
of myself
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called
Johnbot Paulthousand.
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See?
Everything's fine.
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No, everything's notfine,
because I'm it!
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Aah! Please don't tag me
with your demon hands!
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Sorry.
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Look, lots of kids
get tagged every year.
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You just gotta tag someone else,
and then it'll be over.
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Right.
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Hello?
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Hmm.
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I'm not gonna tag
youguys!
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I know.
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I know where we can find
lots of kids to tag --
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the Trading Tree!
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Yeah! Let's go
to the Tradin' Tree!
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To, uh, find
a kid to tag.
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Chips, please!
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Hmm.
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Mnh!
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All right.
I'll trade you.
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Take your pick.
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Ooh! Spicy Beefers?
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Just tag someone -- anyone.
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I just want
to pick the right person.
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Well, you better
do it soon,
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because if one kid
recognizes you,
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everybody's gonna run.
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Hey, guys!
Check out these --
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Oh, I'm --
I'm sorry.
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My candy!
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We'll help you
pick it up.
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Sorry. I was just real excited
about these chips.
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Tag him.
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-Sorry again, man.
-It's okay.
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What a nice kid.
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Why didn't you
tag him?
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You were gonna
tag him?!
No.
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A real warrior
would never do that
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to a defenseless
little boy.
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I want a realbattle.
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So, who would be
a worthy opponent?
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Clear the trail!
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Dry leaves --
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number-two cause
of forest fires.
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I just
saved your lives.
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A Junior
Forest Scout.
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Ugh!
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They act like
they're soimportant
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just because they have
a bunch of badges.
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Well, I have one, too.
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Kelsey, if you're
looking for a foe,
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it's that kid.
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His arrogance
will be his undoing.
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You know,
I'm out here every day
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keeping the creek safe
for everyone.
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I think
it's only fair I get
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a free bag of chips
every once in a while.
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You want chips,
you gotta trade for 'em.
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Kelsey's reckoning
was upon her.
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Just a single touch,
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and he would be transformed
into an outcast,
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forced to wander
the creek alone
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and to have to play
by himself every day
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and make his own snacks
after school.
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Why did she stop?
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Just tag him, Kelsey!
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She's it!
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Kelsey!
What happened?
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I may be a cold-hearted
killing machine,
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but to subject
a kid to this --
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solitude,
loneliness --
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wouldn't wish this upon
my smelliest enemy.
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But you have to tag someone.
That's the game.
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Well, then...
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I want to end the game!
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Whoa.
Can you do that?
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Can -- Can she do that?I don't know.
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But I know someone else
who does!
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Great ancient wisdom
is what we seek,
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so we call to you,
the Elders of the Creek.
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What have you
to offer?
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Great treasures.
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Hmm.
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You may crawl forth.
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Welcome, travelers.
You are in the presence
of the Elders Three.
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No one has dwelled in the creek
longer than we.
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So, tell us the problem,
and our wisdom, you will attain,
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but make haste,
for we are in the middle
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of a very important
campaign.
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Your elderships,
we come seeking knowledge
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of the great game Tag.
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Ah, that wretched game
has been going on in the creek
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for longer than even
we'vebeen here.
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No one even knows
who started it.
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Their names have been lost
to the sands of time.
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I thought
Kate Chapman started it.
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No, Kate Chapman
got tagged by Joe Landford.
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I thought Joe Landford
tagged Ted Goldberg.
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No one remembers, okay?
The sands of time!
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Man, whatever happened
to Kate Chapman?
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It doesn't matter
who usedto be it! I'mit now!
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Elder Rock
has been compromised!
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David, no!
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I'm not going to tag you.
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I'm not gonna tag anyone.
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I want to end the game.
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Well, I'm sorry,
but there isno end.
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There's only one rule in Tag --
you get tagged, you're it.
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That's the game.
It's stupid.
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So, if I don't tag someone,
I'll be it forever.
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I'm afraid so.
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What the -- Guys!
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Kate Chapman
lives in Germany now.
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Don't worry. There's gotta be
something we can do.
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Kelsey! Okay, okay.
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If you don't wanna tag
a kid,
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you could always tag a dog
dressed up like a kid!
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JP, I appreciate you
offering up your dog for this.
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Oh, it's not mydog.
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But I have to leave
the creek -- for good.
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What? Why?
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You heard the Elders.
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This game is
a never-ending plague,
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and the only way to stop
anyone else from being it
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is for the it
to leave the creek.
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But why does it
have to be you?
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Because I'm a warrior.
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I've been looking for a quest
for my entire life.
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I thought it would be
something cool,
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like beheading
a 20-foot goat-man.
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Maybe it's to end Tag.
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Maybe my destiny
is to be alone.
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No! Being alone
isn'tyour destiny.
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Yeah, I bet
it's the goat-man one.
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I already know what it's like
to be on my own.
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It's what's best
for everyone.
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But what about
what's best for you?
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Craig.
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You're...it.
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Whoooooooooa!
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My clothes.
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Who are you?
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Hey, Chunky!
Hey, Barnold.
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I thought
of a new game.
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It's called Tag.
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Oh, boy!
How do you play Tag?
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I'll show you.
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Chunky, no!
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Who's Chunky?
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Craig! I was going to take Tag
out of the creek!
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Tag me back!
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Yes, tag-backs!
Yes, tag-backs!
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Come down here
and tag me!
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You don't deserve
to be cursed forever.
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Neither do you, Kelsey.
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Great warriors are people, too.
They can have feelings.
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You don't have to suffer alone
to be a super-cool warrior.
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You have to fight even when
the odds seem impossible
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because you know
your friends need you.
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And right now, Ineed you,
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because I'm it,
and I don't wanna tag any kid
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who loves being
at the creek, either.
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Well, I guess a real warrior
would never run away
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when a defenseless little boy
needs help.
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I'm the little boy.
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So, I guess we just need to tag
a kid who hates the creek.
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Oh! I know
who hates the creek!
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Is there really
a college-prep course
that meets out here?
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Yes. And now I would like
to introduce you
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to the head
of the program.
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Wait a minute!
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You said this course
would prepare me for the SATs,
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but this is a study guide
for the PSATs.
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And that's a dog!
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The lipstick
is off the pig!
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I repeat --
the pig is lipstick-less!
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Oof!
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Touch my hand!
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I will nevertouch you.
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Aah! Touch his hand,
or I'll cut your head off!
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Aah!
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What do you mean
you don't take bitcoin?!
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All right, David,
empty your satchel of
bar mitzvah gifts.
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Hoo-ah!
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Quickly -- now!
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Taaaaaaag!
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You're it!
No tag-backs!
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That's what
all this was for?
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You're so dumb!
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This is so dumb!
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This is why
I should be studying --
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'cause I don't know any more
words to describe how...
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dumbyou are!
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You were right.
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My destiny
isn't to be alone.
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It's to hit people in the head
with stuff.
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Oh, man!
We did it!
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Hey, everyone!
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Tag has left the creek
forever!
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♪ When it's time to go to bed
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♪ 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow
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♪ At the creek
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Just like I drew it.
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