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Here you go, teddy. Thanks
for the rush order.
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I got a hell of a
busy day ahead of me.
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Teddy, why did you
ask for a to-go bag
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If you're gonna eat it here?
I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
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Are you, though?
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Kids. It's good that
you're so busy, teddy.
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Yeah, I got a drywall job
in town, plus, I've been
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Taking care of a summer
house out on craggy neck.
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It's supposed to rain
today, so I gotta put
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The lawn furniture
under the deck.
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Sorry we asked.
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Hello? Oh, hi, mr. Handley.
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Your hot water heater? Yeah,
I could be there today.
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All right... I'll see you soon.
And now I just took another job.
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Why would I do that?! Teddy!
all right, calm down, teddy.
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Hey, I'll go out to craggy
neck for you. What?
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Really? Yeah, I want
to go to a nice place
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And drag furniture under a deck.
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Take us! I could
drag some furniture.
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Well, that'd be a big help.
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All right! Wait, if
you're all going
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To some beach house,
then I should go, too.
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We could close for
a little while.
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But, dad, what if people want
to come to the restaurant?
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Oh, right. That's true. I p...
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just kidding, dad. Just kidding.
Oh.
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Bob: All right, we're here.
Louise: All right!
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Tina and gene: Yay!
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Oh.
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We're on the frickin' beach.
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Bob: That is quite a view.
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I mean, I know it's the
same ocean near our house,
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But this one's better. I
mean, it's on the beach.
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They probably have crabs
bringing them the newspaper.
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That is the life.
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Oh, and it's so
beautifully landscaped.
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Look at those boulders!
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Bob: Gene, get off the boulders.
They love it!
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I got it. On my own.
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Because I'm strong.
Good job, dad!
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Oh, so pretty inside.
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Oh. The door's open.
Should we go inside?
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Just to close the door?
Well, I guess so.
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I mean, how else are we
gonna close the door?
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Oh. We're inside.
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We're in the house.
How did that happen?
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Bob: What are you doing?
Both: Aah!
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You're trespassing.
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You're in somebody's home.
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Well, technically it's
somebody's summer home.
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That's different, right?
Yeah. Totally legal.
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We're just shutting the door.
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Ooh, are we breaking
and entering?
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As a family. So it's okay.
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Come stand next to
me for two seconds.
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It'll feel like
we're on vacation.
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No, lin, we should go.
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Wow, this is nice.
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I feel really poor right now.
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Yeah.
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I guess we can stand here
for another two seconds.
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Mm-hmm. Yeah. And
then we'll leave.
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Okay. But we're not
touching anything.
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Yeah. Sure. Of course not.
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Huh. I think I like boats now.
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Aw, these must be the owners.
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Cute couple. Little
age difference,
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But that's okay.
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Oh, and they travel.
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Must be nice.
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Pushing up the leaning tower.
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Couple of hams.
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Do you think we
should get a boat?
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And a subscription
to a boat magazine?
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Look at that ring!
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Looks like a disco ball.
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She's got studio 54 on her hand.
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I think I'm gonna get one.
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I think I'm gonna get
a boat; a big boat.
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Wait, what are we doing?
We-we got to go.
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Kids, we're leaving!
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Kids, we gotta go... Oh, my god.
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Game room.
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Oh, hey, dad.
Welcome to funtown.
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Oh, I forgot to get a big house
so we could get a pool table.
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We do have to go, but first,
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I should probably teach you
kids how to play pool.
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We know how to play.
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You just roll the balls
and hear them click.
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So far I'm winning. Yes.
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All right, kids, there are
a couple things in life
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I'm really good at, and
pool is one of them.
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What are the other things?
And don't say burgers.
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Prepare for the thunder
that is my break.
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Tina, step to the side.
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I don't want the
shockwave to hit you.
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Whoa.
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That was terrible. Yeah,
I thought maybe it was,
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But I wasn't sure, so
I just said "whoa."
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It's probably the cue.
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Oh, yeah. This one is...
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Crazy warped. It looks
straight to me.
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Yeah, you can't use a cue
stick like this. No...
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Okay. This one feels not warped.
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Corner pocket, your mouth is
open, I hope you're hungry!
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Damn it!
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Whoa... Is that... Is that good?
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Ooh, they're skiers.
So sporty, those two.
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Look like hart to hart. Do you
know who gave me this water?
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The refrigerator did!
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What?
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Came right out of the door!
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Goodness.
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What are you up to?
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I'm just curious who
these people are.
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You know, what books they read,
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What kind of music they like.
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Got it. You're snooping.
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What?! I'm not snooping...
I'm just noticing.
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Sure.
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Ooh, they climbed a mountain.
Good for them.
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Should we go "notice"
around in that room?
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Ooh. Home office.
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Look, they get mail. That's fun.
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Ooh, and we got a name!
Larry goodwin.
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Why do they have so many clocks?
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How much time do you need?
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Spooky. They all
stopped at 3:13.
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Oh, wait, they all moved.
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I think I figured it out.
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Look at this: They
all say goodwin.
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Larry goodwin!
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Larry's rollin' in clock money!
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So that's how you
afford a beach house.
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We've been going about it all wrong.
Did you see
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That drawer open all by itself?
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It just popped open.
It did, didn't it?
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Yeah, look at that.
Just popped right open.
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Well, that's weird.
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Aw, their wedding picture.
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Wait, that woman looks different
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Than the one in all
the other pictures.
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Huh. She does.
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She had a totally
different forehead.
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Must've got it reduced.
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Mom, this is a different wife.
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This must be the first wife!
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And larry traded her in
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For a newer, prettier model.
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That bastard! You think
you know somebody!
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Larry!
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Oh, crap.
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Oh, crap. Someone's here.
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Are you just saying that
because I'm beating you?
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Shh! Hide.
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Bob? Linda?
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You guys in here?
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Bob: Yeah?
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Why?
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Right. Why?
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Yeah. Why are you
inside the house?
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Right. Teddy. Good question.
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Right, bob. What are you
doing in the house? Uh...
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Linda? Jump in anytime.
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Wait a minute, this
isn't under the deck.
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Bobby, why'd you make us
come in here, you silly?
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Thanks, lin, that was great.
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Sorry, teddy. We
shouldn't have come in.
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Poking around, huh? Trying
the house on for size?
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I get it. You take a bath?
What? No.
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Your loss. Teddy,
why are you here?
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We came all this way so
you wouldn't have to.
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The weather's getting
real stormy.
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I thought I ought to make sure
the house is all sealed up.
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Yeah, I'm sure larry goodwin
would appreciate it.
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Much more than he
appreciated his first wife,
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Who dared to age. Huh?
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Keep up, dad. Right on, mom.
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I wouldn't know anything about larry.
I never met him.
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He died before I
started working here.
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Larry's dead? Larry's dead!
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Yeah. Terrible accident. He
slipped on the widow's walk
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Up on the roof and fell onto
the decorative boulders below.
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I thought those boulders
seemed traumatized.
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Helen, the wife, she's a doll.
Nicest woman in the world.
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Poor thing witnessed the
fall from the rose garden.
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Oh, my... Oh, my god.
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What if little miss second
wife didn't witness the death?
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What if she did the death?!
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Of course! What?
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Helen killed her husband
for his clock fortune!
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She's a black widow! We are in
the tastefully decorated house
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Of a killer.
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Huh. It is tastefully decorated.
It's all right.
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Teddy: Come on!
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Helen's not a murderer.
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Whoa, lin, that's a
pretty big accusation.
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Yeah, well, murder's
a pretty big crime.
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All right. Time to go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, dad.
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We're not leaving until
we find evidence
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We can take to the fuzz.
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This is a hot cold case.
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Yeah, we owe it to larry
and his clock family.
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You two cannot be serious.
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Look at her shifty snake eyes.
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Yeah, if you take
away her warm smile,
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She's got the ice-cold stare
of an ice-cold murderer.
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Tina: And if you take away her
nose, she looks really weird.
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Gene: Yeah, and if you take
away half of her face,
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She's like... Half face.
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Guys, come on. This is
helen we're talking about.
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She was in the rose garden
when larry slipped and fell.
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Oh, you mean larry,
the mountain climber,
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Who can scale the highest peak
but just slips off his own roof?
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'cause he didn't slip! Helen
pushed him off the widow's walk!
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She pushed him!
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No, no, no, no. You're
really stretching, guys.
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Teddy, what else can you tell
us about larry's "accident"?
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Eh, it was a freak thing.
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The guy leaned against the
railing and it gave way.
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The cops said it was loose.
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I bet she loosened the railing.
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With what? Magic?
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What could possibly
remove a nail from wood?
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The back of a hammer.
The-the thingies.
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Teddy, where does
she keep her tools?
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She doesn't have any tools.
She's not very handy.
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Also... Eh, forget it.
What, teddy? What?
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Well, I think she might be
hiring me because she's lonely.
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She's definitely not a killer.
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She's really the
sweetest little thing.
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She's not little,
she's regular-sized.
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Aw, just talking about her
gets me all frazzled.
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Teddy, do you have
a crush on helen?
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What? Huh? No.
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Aw! Does she have
a crush on you?
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Does she drop things
in front of you
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So you both have to bend
down and pick them up?
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Sometimes we have
tea on the deck
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And just talk for what
feels like minutes.
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Linda, can we have
a word in private?
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No. Yes.
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What, bob? I'm onto
something here.
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You're not. I am.
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The only thing you're
doing is messing up
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A possible relationship
for teddy.
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This helen lady sounds like
she's nice and lonely,
248
00:08:40,384 --> 00:08:42,885
And teddy is probably
a good match
249
00:08:42,887 --> 00:08:44,653
For someone nice and lonely.
250
00:08:44,655 --> 00:08:46,121
Or anyone.
251
00:08:46,123 --> 00:08:48,056
Teddy should date anyone
that likes him, basically.
252
00:08:48,058 --> 00:08:49,725
Anyone except someone
who's gonna murder him.
253
00:08:49,727 --> 00:08:52,294
But maybe even that's okay.
For teddy.
254
00:08:52,296 --> 00:08:54,296
Oh, my god, I just
thought of something.
255
00:08:54,298 --> 00:08:56,832
Teddy, so larry landed on
the decorative boulders
256
00:08:56,834 --> 00:08:58,066
In the backyard?
257
00:08:58,068 --> 00:08:58,967
That's right. Look
at this photo.
258
00:08:58,969 --> 00:09:00,669
Notice anything?
259
00:09:00,671 --> 00:09:01,904
Tina: Even at his age,
larry could still
260
00:09:01,906 --> 00:09:03,238
Pull off cargo shorts?
261
00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,674
Mm-hmm. There are no boulders!
262
00:09:05,676 --> 00:09:07,409
Exactly! 'cause
helen put 'em there
263
00:09:07,411 --> 00:09:09,311
When she came onto the scene.
264
00:09:09,313 --> 00:09:12,748
And then she pushed larry right
onto 'em, ensuring his death.
265
00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,484
You guys are really jumping
to conclusions here.
266
00:09:15,486 --> 00:09:18,086
You mean pushing to
conclusions, dad?
267
00:09:18,088 --> 00:09:20,322
Teddy, how do you get
up to the widow's walk?
268
00:09:20,324 --> 00:09:22,491
We're gonna reenact
a little murder.
269
00:09:22,493 --> 00:09:24,660
Teddy: Storm's
really whipping up
270
00:09:24,662 --> 00:09:25,928
Out there!
271
00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:27,362
I can't hear you!
272
00:09:27,364 --> 00:09:29,431
The storm's really whipping up!
273
00:09:29,433 --> 00:09:32,334
Linda! You're not going out there.
It's too dangerous!
274
00:09:32,336 --> 00:09:33,936
It's fine, it's fine!
275
00:09:33,938 --> 00:09:35,837
Whoa!
276
00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:38,273
Never mind, never mind.
Let's do it inside.
277
00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:40,275
Mom's hair looks terrible.
278
00:09:40,277 --> 00:09:42,010
I know. I can't look at her.
279
00:09:42,012 --> 00:09:43,445
But you can't look away.
280
00:09:43,447 --> 00:09:45,213
I'm just looking
kind of to the side.
281
00:09:45,215 --> 00:09:47,049
Okay, so here's what
I think happened.
282
00:09:47,051 --> 00:09:48,884
Bob, you're larry. No.
283
00:09:48,886 --> 00:09:51,386
Sweet, dead larry. Ugh, god.
284
00:09:51,388 --> 00:09:52,888
I'm helen.
285
00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:55,390
I'm a bad person, and
I want your money
286
00:09:55,392 --> 00:09:57,459
So onto the boulders with you!
287
00:09:57,461 --> 00:09:59,127
Ow!
288
00:09:59,129 --> 00:10:00,529
Ow, my back.
289
00:10:00,531 --> 00:10:01,964
Did you actually
have to push me?
290
00:10:01,966 --> 00:10:03,899
I think that's exactly
how it happened, mom.
291
00:10:03,901 --> 00:10:07,135
Uh-huh. Nah, nah. There's
no way helen's a killer.
292
00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:09,404
Seriously, I think my back is...
bad.
293
00:10:09,406 --> 00:10:12,474
All right, all right, you baby.
Let's help you onto the couch.
294
00:10:12,476 --> 00:10:13,909
Dad's hair looks horrible.
295
00:10:13,911 --> 00:10:16,144
It always looks horrible.
296
00:10:16,146 --> 00:10:19,414
There we go. We never should
have come into this house.
297
00:10:21,318 --> 00:10:22,484
It's all right, everybody.
298
00:10:22,486 --> 00:10:23,885
It's probably just a brownout.
299
00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:25,821
I'm not, like, too scared.
300
00:10:27,257 --> 00:10:29,491
Helen! Hey. You're here.
301
00:10:29,493 --> 00:10:30,726
It's her.
302
00:10:30,728 --> 00:10:32,427
Her hair looks amazing.
303
00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:34,229
Let's ask her where she goes.
304
00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:40,736
So, helen, uh, I thought
you were in new york.
305
00:10:40,738 --> 00:10:44,339
I decided to get away for a
few days to my vacation home.
306
00:10:44,341 --> 00:10:47,175
And who are these people
in my vacation home?
307
00:10:47,177 --> 00:10:49,177
Right. These are my friends.
They're a family.
308
00:10:49,179 --> 00:10:51,513
They're belchers. Sorry, you
see, I asked them to...
309
00:10:51,515 --> 00:10:53,849
You take your dirty children
and get the hell out!
310
00:10:53,851 --> 00:10:55,684
Oh, god. Helen, I'm sorry. I...
311
00:10:55,686 --> 00:10:57,686
I'm kidding!
312
00:11:03,526 --> 00:11:05,360
What a fun, terrifying joke.
313
00:11:05,362 --> 00:11:07,262
Isn't she a hoot?
314
00:11:07,264 --> 00:11:09,297
Oh, I'm glad you're here.
I've been driving for hours
315
00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:11,867
In that storm... Surprised
the roads are open.
316
00:11:11,869 --> 00:11:13,101
Welcome! I'm helen.
317
00:11:13,103 --> 00:11:14,703
Hi, I'm bob. These are my kids,
318
00:11:14,705 --> 00:11:16,371
Tina, gene and louise.
319
00:11:16,373 --> 00:11:17,973
And this is my wife linda.
320
00:11:17,975 --> 00:11:19,541
Nice to meet ya, helen.
321
00:11:19,543 --> 00:11:22,310
You're making a lot of eye
contact, little girl.
322
00:11:22,312 --> 00:11:24,112
That's a killer handshake
you've got there.
323
00:11:24,114 --> 00:11:25,881
Thank you. I'm, uh...
I'm really squeezing.
324
00:11:25,883 --> 00:11:27,315
Anyways, we should get home
325
00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:29,151
Before the roads get any worse.
Come on, kids.
326
00:11:29,153 --> 00:11:31,887
What? Mom, I thought you
wanted to solve the crime.
327
00:11:31,889 --> 00:11:34,056
Safety first. I have
to protect my babies.
328
00:11:34,058 --> 00:11:35,891
Helen, what car
snacks do you have?
329
00:11:35,893 --> 00:11:37,793
Oh, I need to not stand up.
330
00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:40,295
Are you okay? Nah, he's fine.
He's faking it. Come on.
331
00:11:40,297 --> 00:11:42,164
I'm not faking. My
wife pushed me.
332
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:43,565
Yeah, pushed by a lady.
333
00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,167
You know how that is, helen.
Bob: Louise.
334
00:11:45,169 --> 00:11:46,668
You know, I have some
pain relievers from back
335
00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:48,470
When I used to take a
lot of pain relievers.
336
00:11:48,472 --> 00:11:49,738
Would you like some?
337
00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,239
Yes, please. No, he doesn't.
338
00:11:51,241 --> 00:11:52,974
No, no, no. Uh, yes, I would.
Thank you.
339
00:11:52,976 --> 00:11:54,843
Great. I'll be right back.
340
00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:56,244
See? She's nice.
341
00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:57,913
Do you think she likes me?
342
00:11:57,915 --> 00:11:59,581
I'm not really a fair judge
343
00:11:59,583 --> 00:12:01,750
Since she wasn't too helpful
with the car snacks.
344
00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:04,252
Bob, we got to get out of here.
She's a killer!
345
00:12:04,254 --> 00:12:07,355
Linda, I can't go anywhere
because someone pushed me.
346
00:12:07,357 --> 00:12:09,257
Mom, we got to stay
and see this through.
347
00:12:09,259 --> 00:12:10,926
This case could
make our careers!
348
00:12:10,928 --> 00:12:13,929
There is a 90% chance she
kills us in the next hour!
349
00:12:13,931 --> 00:12:16,431
She's a nice lady whose
husband fell off a roof.
350
00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:17,766
You've got to stop.
351
00:12:17,768 --> 00:12:19,334
Does anyone have any cologne?
Gene?
352
00:12:19,336 --> 00:12:21,336
No. I'm not allowed
to wear cologne again
353
00:12:21,338 --> 00:12:23,438
Until I prove I can be
responsible with it.
354
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,340
I have a cough
drop in my pocket.
355
00:12:25,342 --> 00:12:26,342
Give it.
356
00:12:27,511 --> 00:12:29,845
All I know is that
woman is a mur...
357
00:12:29,847 --> 00:12:31,346
Maid. Mermaid!
358
00:12:31,348 --> 00:12:33,014
And that's the
history of mermaids.
359
00:12:33,016 --> 00:12:34,382
Oh, thanks, mom!
360
00:12:34,384 --> 00:12:36,351
Such amazing creatures.
Hey, helen.
361
00:12:36,353 --> 00:12:37,786
Hi. And here you go.
362
00:12:37,788 --> 00:12:39,855
Oh! Boop! Uh, boopsie. Oh!
363
00:12:39,857 --> 00:12:41,957
What happened there? Crazy arms.
364
00:12:41,959 --> 00:12:44,059
Good thing there's more
where that came from.
365
00:12:44,061 --> 00:12:45,560
Here you go. Ha!
366
00:12:45,562 --> 00:12:47,295
Bobby!
367
00:12:47,297 --> 00:12:49,197
Wow, what a fun couple you are!
368
00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:51,533
Ah, it's been a while since
we've had a storm like this.
369
00:12:51,535 --> 00:12:53,401
I locked down all the windows.
Nothing's getting in.
370
00:12:53,403 --> 00:12:55,303
Okay, water's getting
in that one.
371
00:12:55,305 --> 00:12:56,705
Bob, she might be
trying to poison you!
372
00:12:56,707 --> 00:12:58,874
Yeah, dad, do you
have a death wish?
373
00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:00,709
People don't put
poison in pills.
374
00:13:00,711 --> 00:13:02,477
They put it in food or drinks.
375
00:13:02,479 --> 00:13:05,147
You know what would be great right now?
Hot chocolate.
376
00:13:06,483 --> 00:13:08,116
Huh...?
377
00:13:09,318 --> 00:13:10,986
Mini marshmallows!
378
00:13:10,988 --> 00:13:12,988
Would be nice right now,
but I don't have any.
379
00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:14,222
You have a car.
380
00:13:14,224 --> 00:13:15,757
Oh, none for me, thanks.
381
00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:18,727
Yeah, sorry, we don't like
hot chocolate, any of us.
382
00:13:18,729 --> 00:13:20,829
Mother, you do not speak for me.
383
00:13:20,831 --> 00:13:22,664
I didn't know I didn't
like hot chocolate.
384
00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:25,000
Yeah, you don't.
I'll take theirs.
385
00:13:25,002 --> 00:13:26,668
I could drink a
gallon of this stuff.
386
00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:28,837
It burned the crap out of
my tongue, but I love it.
387
00:13:28,839 --> 00:13:30,505
Teddy's dead. He's
friggin' dead!
388
00:13:30,507 --> 00:13:31,406
Ow!
389
00:13:31,408 --> 00:13:32,841
Hey, these pain meds
390
00:13:32,843 --> 00:13:34,276
Are starting to kick in.
391
00:13:34,278 --> 00:13:36,578
And my back is feeling a...
Oh, much better.
392
00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:39,414
Happy to help. I took a couple,
and I'm right there with ya.
393
00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:40,949
Yeah. These are good. Oh, yeah.
394
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,517
I'd take more. I
always take more.
395
00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:46,021
So, helen, sorry to hear
about your late husband.
396
00:13:46,023 --> 00:13:48,423
Oh, yes, he was a good man.
397
00:13:48,425 --> 00:13:49,791
Good, good, good, good, good.
398
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:51,626
Uh-huh. Good taste, too, huh?
399
00:13:51,628 --> 00:13:53,361
Well, he chose me. Ow.
400
00:13:53,363 --> 00:13:55,363
Oh, no, I just meant
those beautiful
401
00:13:55,365 --> 00:13:56,865
Decorative boulders out back.
402
00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:57,933
So solid and jagged.
403
00:13:57,935 --> 00:13:59,701
Did larry pick those out?
404
00:13:59,703 --> 00:14:01,136
Oh, no, I picked those out.
405
00:14:01,138 --> 00:14:02,304
Larry had the tackiest taste
406
00:14:02,306 --> 00:14:03,705
In boulders.
407
00:14:03,707 --> 00:14:05,140
So you picked those out.
408
00:14:05,142 --> 00:14:06,541
How interesting.
409
00:14:06,543 --> 00:14:07,943
Very interesting.
410
00:14:07,945 --> 00:14:10,645
Very interesting.
411
00:14:10,647 --> 00:14:12,881
Yeah. I guess. I don't think so.
412
00:14:12,883 --> 00:14:15,951
So, uh, larry was quite the
mountain climber, huh?
413
00:14:15,953 --> 00:14:17,385
Larry? No. No, I'm the climber.
414
00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:18,887
I had to drag him to
all those mountains.
415
00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:20,455
Larry used to call me "mount st.
Helen."
416
00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:21,990
Which I don't get.
417
00:14:21,992 --> 00:14:23,892
Oh, so he wasn't a
good mountain climber?
418
00:14:23,894 --> 00:14:25,627
Yeah, he wasn't good at all.
Huh.
419
00:14:25,629 --> 00:14:27,629
Total klutz. That's so larry.
420
00:14:27,631 --> 00:14:30,165
You know, you have such
a lovely home, helen.
421
00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:32,234
Looks like larry left
you very comfortable.
422
00:14:32,236 --> 00:14:34,402
Oh, no, he left nearly
everything to charity.
423
00:14:34,404 --> 00:14:36,404
Oh. Hmm. Charity.
424
00:14:36,406 --> 00:14:38,139
Well, everything
except this house.
425
00:14:38,141 --> 00:14:39,674
And the place in new york.
And aspen.
426
00:14:39,676 --> 00:14:41,309
I'll get by. Uh, you know what?
427
00:14:41,311 --> 00:14:43,979
I got to poop, and would
anyone like to join me?
428
00:14:43,981 --> 00:14:46,581
Family meeting. Of course,
mother, I could poop.
429
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,250
Come on, everyone!
430
00:14:48,252 --> 00:14:50,252
Bobby, you might not have to go,
but I want you to try, honey.
431
00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:51,419
I can't move.
432
00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:52,754
I'm gonna stay here with henry.
433
00:14:52,756 --> 00:14:54,756
Helen. My name is bob.
434
00:14:54,758 --> 00:14:56,658
Okay, so she put in the boulders.
That's guilty.
435
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:59,861
Guilty as hell. All the more reason
to get you kids out of here.
436
00:14:59,863 --> 00:15:01,429
But larry was a klutz,
437
00:15:01,431 --> 00:15:03,265
So maybe he did just
fall off his own roof.
438
00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:05,333
Wait. Didn't he leave all
his money to charity?
439
00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:06,534
Right. True.
440
00:15:06,536 --> 00:15:07,836
But how do we know helen's
441
00:15:07,838 --> 00:15:08,870
Telling the truth about that?
442
00:15:08,872 --> 00:15:10,372
Well, whatever her deal is,
443
00:15:10,374 --> 00:15:11,773
Let's get out of this
beautiful death house.
444
00:15:11,775 --> 00:15:13,708
And home to our
hideous life house.
445
00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:15,176
Fine, but if anyone asks,
446
00:15:15,178 --> 00:15:17,279
We solved this thing,
and we were brilliant.
447
00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:19,881
Ah, it's really coming
down out there.
448
00:15:19,883 --> 00:15:21,783
The rain... it's an
expression, I think.
449
00:15:21,785 --> 00:15:23,785
You get it. I totally get it.
450
00:15:23,787 --> 00:15:26,221
You know, you have a wonderful family.
And teddy.
451
00:15:26,223 --> 00:15:28,857
You have a wonderful
family and teddy.
452
00:15:28,859 --> 00:15:31,726
I can't believe linda thinks
that you killed your husband.
453
00:15:31,728 --> 00:15:34,129
What? She does?
454
00:15:34,131 --> 00:15:35,797
Mm-hmm.
455
00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:37,399
She does.
456
00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:38,967
She thinks you
loosened the railing,
457
00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:41,403
And you pushed him
onto the boulders.
458
00:15:41,405 --> 00:15:43,305
But she's crazy,
and you're nice.
459
00:15:43,307 --> 00:15:45,640
It's really coming
down out there.
460
00:15:45,642 --> 00:15:47,042
I got to use that.
461
00:15:48,478 --> 00:15:50,211
That's a crazy expression.
462
00:15:51,982 --> 00:15:53,315
Okay, we all pooped.
463
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:54,749
Uh, bob, let's hit the road.
464
00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:56,217
You know, linda, I
have a suspicion
465
00:15:56,219 --> 00:15:58,086
That you didn't all go poop.
466
00:15:58,088 --> 00:16:00,155
What? Of course we did.
467
00:16:00,157 --> 00:16:01,556
Something smells, linda,
and it's not the bathroom.
468
00:16:01,558 --> 00:16:03,091
Teddy: Road's
completely flooded.
469
00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:05,327
No one's getting in or
out of here tonight.
470
00:16:05,329 --> 00:16:07,996
What? I guess it looks like you'll
have to stay the night here.
471
00:16:07,998 --> 00:16:09,931
No. That's all right.
We can swim home.
472
00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:12,734
Linda, I insist, and
I always get my way.
473
00:16:12,736 --> 00:16:14,836
I'm very... Pushy.
474
00:16:14,838 --> 00:16:17,572
I call couch!
475
00:16:21,577 --> 00:16:23,111
So, do you still think
helen's a murderer?
476
00:16:23,113 --> 00:16:25,246
Yes, I do, but if we're
all gonna get killed,
477
00:16:25,248 --> 00:16:27,082
We may as well go out
playing video games.
478
00:16:27,084 --> 00:16:28,850
Well, I think she's innocent.
479
00:16:28,852 --> 00:16:31,453
No, she's a man-eater, like ms.
Pac man here.
480
00:16:31,455 --> 00:16:33,188
Ms. Pac man eats
ghosts and fruit.
481
00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:34,522
Don't bring her into this!
482
00:16:34,524 --> 00:16:37,292
Oh, helen, me sleep
in your room?
483
00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:38,760
On the floor though, right?
484
00:16:38,762 --> 00:16:41,029
Not on the floor? In the
bed with you? Okay.
485
00:16:41,031 --> 00:16:42,530
Spooning? Sure.
486
00:16:42,532 --> 00:16:44,032
You want to be the big spoon?
You want...?
487
00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:45,533
No, you want me to
be the big spoon.
488
00:16:45,535 --> 00:16:46,868
Whoa, I hadn't thought of that.
489
00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:48,303
Okay, I'll take first watch.
490
00:16:48,305 --> 00:16:49,704
In a couple hours, we'll switch.
491
00:16:49,706 --> 00:16:51,373
Yeah, yup, you got it, gene.
492
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,308
I'm not gene. I'm your wife linda.
Rub my face.
493
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,709
No. Helen: Linda.
494
00:16:54,711 --> 00:16:56,478
Aah! Oh, I didn't see you there.
495
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,879
'cause I snuck up on you.
496
00:16:57,881 --> 00:16:59,381
Come, take a walk with me.
497
00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:01,449
No, no. I'm pretty tired.
Come, come.
498
00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:03,318
Mm. Mm. I'm grabbing your
arm, you're walking with me.
499
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,652
Here we go.
500
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:08,056
Why you want to come up here?
501
00:17:08,058 --> 00:17:09,724
I wanted to check in with you.
502
00:17:09,726 --> 00:17:12,327
You wanted to check in, huh,
on the widow's walk? I did.
503
00:17:12,329 --> 00:17:14,396
Because your husband says you
think I killed my husband.
504
00:17:14,398 --> 00:17:15,897
No, no, don't listen to him.
505
00:17:15,899 --> 00:17:17,298
He's-he's stoned
out of his mind.
506
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,566
You think I did it.
507
00:17:18,568 --> 00:17:20,068
I can tell by your face.
508
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,569
And because you're backing away.
509
00:17:21,571 --> 00:17:23,138
Every time I walk towards you.
510
00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,572
On the widow's walk. Helen.
511
00:17:24,574 --> 00:17:26,808
Where my husband died.
Died, larry.
512
00:17:26,810 --> 00:17:28,476
Look who's here!
513
00:17:28,478 --> 00:17:29,911
The pool man!
514
00:17:29,913 --> 00:17:31,413
Rack 'em up, gene.
515
00:17:31,415 --> 00:17:32,847
Pool's in session.
516
00:17:32,849 --> 00:17:34,315
Yay! It's loopy dad!
517
00:17:34,317 --> 00:17:35,483
Am I talking funny?
518
00:17:35,485 --> 00:17:37,252
Ahdo. Ahl. Ahourr.
519
00:17:37,254 --> 00:17:38,686
All right, let's play pool.
520
00:17:38,688 --> 00:17:39,687
Wait. Where's mom?
521
00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:41,589
She went with helen. Why?
522
00:17:41,591 --> 00:17:44,325
'cause helen wanted to
talk to her and be, like,
523
00:17:44,327 --> 00:17:46,327
"why do you think I
killed my husband?"
524
00:17:46,329 --> 00:17:48,096
Why would she be like that?
525
00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:51,666
'cause I told her linda thinks
she killed her husband.
526
00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:53,701
And why would you
tell her that?!
527
00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:56,004
Because we're friends, gene!
528
00:17:56,006 --> 00:17:57,672
Oh, my god. I got to find her!
529
00:17:57,674 --> 00:17:59,707
Okay, helen, just stop moving,
and I'll stop moving.
530
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:02,110
Oh, linda, be careful.
531
00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:04,345
You're standing almost exactly
where larry fell from.
532
00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:05,780
It's very slippery.
533
00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:07,615
Back off, sister! Wait.
534
00:18:07,617 --> 00:18:10,285
You were in the rose garden
when you saw larry fall, right?
535
00:18:10,287 --> 00:18:13,288
Mm, I was. I was so
in the rose garden.
536
00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:16,057
Then why can't we see the rose
garden from this very spot?!
537
00:18:16,059 --> 00:18:17,959
You can. It's right there.
Oh, right, yeah.
538
00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:20,795
Pretty. Linda, I didn't kill larry.
I loved larry.
539
00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:22,297
Okay, I didn't love him, but I...
But I liked him.
540
00:18:22,299 --> 00:18:24,232
I liked being married to him.
Right, yeah, yeah.
541
00:18:24,234 --> 00:18:25,633
Okay, I didn't like
being married to him,
542
00:18:25,635 --> 00:18:27,302
But I liked getting
married to him.
543
00:18:27,304 --> 00:18:28,970
Yeah, sure. Okay, I didn't
like our wedding day.
544
00:18:28,972 --> 00:18:30,405
It was a hard day. But the
point is, I'm not a murderer.
545
00:18:30,407 --> 00:18:32,140
I didn't kill him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
546
00:18:32,142 --> 00:18:33,575
Okay, I thought about killing him.
Who hasn't?
547
00:18:33,577 --> 00:18:35,143
But I didn't. I-I couldn't.
Right, right.
548
00:18:35,145 --> 00:18:36,911
Okay, I could, but I didn't.
Oh, sure, yeah.
549
00:18:36,913 --> 00:18:38,146
Because he died. Oh, god!
550
00:18:38,148 --> 00:18:41,249
Aah! Oh! Oh!
551
00:18:41,251 --> 00:18:42,984
You saved me. Of course I did.
552
00:18:42,986 --> 00:18:45,153
If I let you fall, they would
think that I killed you,
553
00:18:45,155 --> 00:18:46,888
And I'm not going
through that again.
554
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,223
Well, thank you.
555
00:18:48,225 --> 00:18:49,991
I'm sorry for accusing
you of murder.
556
00:18:49,993 --> 00:18:51,559
You definitely didn't do it?
557
00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:52,994
I definitely didn't do it.
558
00:18:52,996 --> 00:18:54,562
You didn't push him
and then kill him?
559
00:18:54,564 --> 00:18:56,064
I didn't push anybody!
560
00:18:56,066 --> 00:18:57,999
All right. Well, give me huggies.
Oh.
561
00:18:58,001 --> 00:18:59,901
Aah, I'm pushing you!
Oh, my face!
562
00:18:59,903 --> 00:19:01,336
No, I'm just kidding. I'm kid...
I'm just kidding.
563
00:19:01,338 --> 00:19:03,671
Oh. Ha, ha!
564
00:19:03,673 --> 00:19:06,274
Get away from my mom! Louise, no!
She didn't do it!
565
00:19:06,276 --> 00:19:08,910
Ow! My neck!
566
00:19:08,912 --> 00:19:11,279
So sharp! Oh! So sharp!
567
00:19:11,281 --> 00:19:12,780
Stop! Stop! Stop! Oh, boy!
568
00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:14,282
Get her off! Sorry!
569
00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:16,518
She won't let us cut her nails.
570
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,520
I'm so sorry, helen. How
many times do I have
571
00:19:18,522 --> 00:19:20,288
To tell you people? Helen
is not a murderer!
572
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:22,190
I know, I know. She promised
she didn't kill larry.
573
00:19:22,192 --> 00:19:24,092
Now we're gal pals.
574
00:19:24,094 --> 00:19:25,927
Of course she didn't kill larry!
She's a great woman.
575
00:19:25,929 --> 00:19:28,196
And she's got
interesting collarbones
576
00:19:28,198 --> 00:19:29,797
And a perfect forehead,
and-and she's...
577
00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:31,533
I didn't mean to say all that.
I...
578
00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:33,034
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
579
00:19:34,971 --> 00:19:37,038
Ow! Aah! That's the
guest bedroom!
580
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,040
Ow! Ooh! Other bedroom!
581
00:19:39,042 --> 00:19:41,709
Oh! I got to fix that shingle!
Oh!
582
00:19:41,711 --> 00:19:43,778
Ow! Ground. Sweet ground.
583
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:45,380
I'm alive, everyone!
584
00:19:45,382 --> 00:19:47,282
Teddy! You fell so far!
585
00:19:47,284 --> 00:19:49,984
And for so long!
How are you alive?
586
00:19:49,986 --> 00:19:52,153
I fell on the floor,
and I can barely walk.
587
00:19:52,155 --> 00:19:54,556
I guess you can just slip
and fall off the roof.
588
00:19:54,558 --> 00:19:56,057
I fall off roofs all the time.
589
00:19:56,059 --> 00:19:57,292
Helen, your story checks out.
590
00:19:57,294 --> 00:19:58,993
I'm so glad you're okay.
591
00:19:58,995 --> 00:20:01,829
Did-did you mean that stuff
you said up there? Uh, yeah?
592
00:20:01,831 --> 00:20:04,465
Well, I think you're great and
have pretty good collarbones,
593
00:20:04,467 --> 00:20:06,167
And if you ever
took off that hat,
594
00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:08,136
I bet you've got a forehead
that goes all the way back.
595
00:20:08,138 --> 00:20:09,470
Aw. So sweet.
596
00:20:09,472 --> 00:20:11,139
Let's get you inside. Yeah.
597
00:20:13,909 --> 00:20:16,077
Hey, look... a mud box.
598
00:20:16,079 --> 00:20:17,912
Hey, henry, I found something.
599
00:20:17,914 --> 00:20:20,248
I see you did. Some
crappy tool box.
600
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,251
I know why you buried this.
601
00:20:23,253 --> 00:20:24,319
You do?
602
00:20:24,321 --> 00:20:26,254
Because you didn't want teddy
603
00:20:26,256 --> 00:20:27,855
To think you had tools,
604
00:20:27,857 --> 00:20:30,358
So he'd come over and fix stuff.
605
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,593
Right.
606
00:20:31,595 --> 00:20:33,194
Because you like him.
607
00:20:33,196 --> 00:20:34,929
I do. It's okay.
608
00:20:34,931 --> 00:20:37,699
I won't tell anybody
about your secret tools.
609
00:20:37,701 --> 00:20:39,100
You know, I don't think
610
00:20:39,102 --> 00:20:40,768
You're gonna remember
any of this anyway.
611
00:20:40,770 --> 00:20:42,704
Yeah. Let's go inside.
612
00:20:42,706 --> 00:20:44,005
We're not inside?
613
00:20:44,007 --> 00:20:45,940
Linda: So, listen, honey,
614
00:20:45,942 --> 00:20:48,676
Next time you're in town,
you and, uh, teddy come by,
615
00:20:48,678 --> 00:20:50,878
Have dinner at the
restaurant, on us.
616
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,015
What? well, I'd like that very much.
What kind of restaurant is it?
617
00:20:54,017 --> 00:20:55,850
Slop shop. Butt hut. It's nice.
618
00:20:55,852 --> 00:20:58,353
I am in. Perfect! I'll
go there now and wait.
619
00:20:58,355 --> 00:21:00,688
What a wonderful little
adventurecation!
620
00:21:00,690 --> 00:21:02,190
Oh, I hurt so much.
621
00:21:02,192 --> 00:21:03,625
Take it easy, killer!
622
00:21:03,627 --> 00:21:05,126
Ha! Killer.
623
00:21:05,128 --> 00:21:06,628
Okay, see you soon!
624
00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:08,129
Helen, another pill. Be safe!
625
00:21:08,131 --> 00:21:09,464
Give me another pill. Here you go.
Buh-bye!
626
00:21:09,466 --> 00:21:10,965
Bob: Thank you.
627
00:21:10,967 --> 00:21:12,800
Linda: Don't kill anyone!
Nah, you got it!
628
00:21:14,036 --> 00:21:15,570
What a sweetheart.
629
00:21:15,572 --> 00:21:17,805
Ooh, let's go break into
someone's lake house.
630
00:21:17,807 --> 00:21:20,141
Teddy: ? I'm falling for helen ?
631
00:21:20,143 --> 00:21:22,810
? and there's no tellin' ?
632
00:21:22,812 --> 00:21:26,147
? just how far a
fella can fall ?
633
00:21:26,149 --> 00:21:30,318
? for sure-fitted, strong-armed,
wild-eyed widow like helen ?
634
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,553
? buh, buh-dah-dah, buh-duh ?
635
00:21:32,555 --> 00:21:34,322
? there's no tellin' ?
636
00:21:34,324 --> 00:21:37,492
? just how far a
fella can fall ?
637
00:21:37,494 --> 00:21:39,327
? for a pill-poppin',
home-wreckin' ?
638
00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:41,496
? long-necked widow like helen ?
639
00:21:41,498 --> 00:21:44,098
? bah, bah-dah-dah, bump-ba ?
? I'm falling for helen... ?
640
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,768
? bah, da, bah-dah-dah,
ba, bup... ?
641
00:21:46,818 --> 00:21:51,368
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