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Got to read, got to
read, got to read,
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Got to read, got to
read, got to read,
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Got to read, got to read.
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Wow, I feel the
exact opposite way.
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Why are you saying that?
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Book report. I
wrote the due date
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On my arm so I would remember,
then every day since then,
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I've taken a shower
like an idiot.
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When's it due? Tomorrow!
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Ah! What page are you on?
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The cover!
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Call of the wild.
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Is it about an
insane telemarketer?
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Or gene in the bathroom?
I don't know yet.
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Hey, kids.
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Oh, bob, this package
came for you earlier
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When you were putting
out that grease fire.
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See, that's why I hate school.
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We miss all the grease fires.
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Huh, I wasn't
expecting anything.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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I-I remember ordering this.
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What the hell is that?
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I bought a remote
control version
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Of the helicopter from
the movie true lies,
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Complete with a clutching
arnold schwarzenegger
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And dangling jamie lee curtis.
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Hmm. Huh. Hmm.
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Huh. What a beaut.
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Were you drunk shopping? No.
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I call it "nighttime shopping,
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With wine."
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I bid on an auction and,
uh, yeah, helicopter.
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Mm-hmm.
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Fly, you bastard, fly!
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Hold on, jamie lee, I gotcha.
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I'll save you from tia
carrere, I think.
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I forget the scene.
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Hey, when does mama get a turn?
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I want to save jamie lee.
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Lin, I just started.
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And I think I'm
really good at this.
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This could be, like,
my new thing.
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Dad, you don't want to
be, like, too cool.
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Hello, boots.
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Hanging like you do every day.
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Give it. Geez, lin.
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All right, let me just
bring it in for a landing.
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You can't pull off
that look, buddy.
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It's not you.
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Gentle, gentle, and...
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Kiss the ground.
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What the hell?
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How did that happen? I
landed it perfectly.
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T-t-ti...
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Well, it had a good run...
of one.
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That thing is a piece of crap.
I'm getting my money back.
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T-ti-tina...
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Well, maybe it's okay. See?
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Oh, no, it's dead.
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Squi-squi-squirrel.
? I'm reading ?
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? I'm reading ?
bob: Oh, tina.
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Tina! Tina!
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Ah. Thanks, dad.
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I hate getting hit on
the head by boots.
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Uh, you're welcome, tina.
Should we throw them back up?
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I kind of feel bad.
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They've been there for so long.
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Look out, tina!
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I just... Froze.
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"and following a
skillful landing,
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"it broke into a million pieces.
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Please issue me a full refund
of $45 plus shipping."
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And send. That thing
was 45 bucks?
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Plus shipping. Which was...
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Also 45 bucks. The hell?
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Ugh! What's wrong with me?
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I just watched
everything happen!
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The squirrel, the boots!
And I did nothing!
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Hey, let's all be quiet
so tina can read.
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Who said that? Face it.
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I'm not heroic like arnold
schwarzenegger in true lies!
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I'm not even tom
arnold in true lies!
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Or even in roseanne!
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Come on, gene. Don't
worry about it.
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That was just part
of being a dad.
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You'll have those
instincts someday.
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But what if I never
get those instincts?
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Maybe I'll just grow up to
be a very handsome coward!
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Dad, you saved tina!
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You're a heroic man of action.
I can learn from you.
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Gene, I-I think you're blowing
this out of proportion.
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Though I did react with a
certain amount of grace
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- Under pressure.
- What the hell?!
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"sorry, I don't give refunds
for crash landings"?!
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"heliflopter"?! All
right, new plan.
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His number's on the web site.
I'm calling this guy.
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He's doing it! He's
man-of-actioning.
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Which I call "mactioning."
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Hello? Is this sheldon felds?
This is bob.
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Gene: That's it, dad.
Give it to him.
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No, not bob the crash-lander.
It kissed the ground, sheldon.
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Kissed it. Maybe I
should've just bought it
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From the hobby hole...
A real store.
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Hobby hole!
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Well, how about I
just come on down
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And demand my money back? Yeah,
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Your address is right
on the package.
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So see you soon, sheldon!
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Oh, and, also, your
handwriting is...
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Not very good! Nice one, dad.
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Bob, don't you think maybe
you should just let this go?
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You know how you get.
You start saying
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"it's the principle" over and over.
It's the principle of it, lin,
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The principle. Yep, there it is.
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Wait, how did you know
I was gonna say that?
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I've never said that.
Right. Yeah. Right.
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It's the principle
of the thing, sir.
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It's the principle!
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Prin... Ci... Ple!
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Oh, well, it is the principle.
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And someone's got to stand
up for what's right!
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Things are pretty loud,
so I'm just gonna put
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My fingers in my ears.
Whoa, that's waxy!
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Am I shouting?!
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I'm going over there.
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I'm going, too! No,
you're not, gene.
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It's a school night.
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This is my school now, mom,
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The school of hard dads!
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So just call me li'l hard dad!
Yeah!
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But, no, not that. But,
yes, he should come!
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If gene wants to learn
to be a man of action,
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This is taking action!
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Okay. Bye.
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Come on, gene. Let's
go get our refund!
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Refund road trip!
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I forgot my keys!
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Yeah, he did! Deal with it!
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Deal with it! Yeah!
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Look at us, just a boy and his
dad, driving to get a refund.
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Ooh, I got chills just saying it.
Well, gene, it's...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't talk yet.
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I want to sample what you say
and play it over and over
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Until I've got heroic instincts
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Coming out of every
orifice of my body.
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Okay. Uh, it's not about
being a hero, gene.
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It's about doing what's right.
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Papa, do preach!
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And it is our duty,
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To mankind, really,
to fight for justice.
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Some people say you have
to learn to let things go.
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Well, you know what happens
when you let things go?
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What?! What happens?!
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You drop the thing
you're holding, gene.
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And the thing I'm holding
in this situation
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Is this bag of crap!
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Nice! Listen to this.
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Bob: It's about
doing what's right.
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Wow, I sound important.
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Powerful. Maybe take
out the fart noise?
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No. It kind of makes you go,
like, "huh, good point,"
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And also, "good fart."
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Mom, mom, look what I drew.
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It's me when I'm grown up
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Eating tacos with
my monkey sheila.
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Great, honey. Yeah.
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How's the reading coming, tina?
Oh, good.
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Really, really, really good.
Good.
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Okay, fine! It's going terrible!
I'm a slow reader!
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And then I get to a comma
and I'm like, "oh, I guess
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"they want me to pause, but for how long?
How do I know
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When to stop pausing?!" I'm
never gonna finish this book!
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Whoa. Ah! And I'm gonna have to
stand up there with the whole class
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Staring at me and my armpits are gonna
sweat and my boobs are gonna sweat
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And all the sweat's gonna
meet in the middle
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And everyone's gonna know
I didn't read the book!
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Thank you. Tina,
tina, honey, listen.
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I'm gonna let you in on a
little secret, mm-kay?
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I didn't read any of the books I
did reports on in school. What?
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Oh, yeah, I've never
read the book.
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Louise! What? You
never read the book.
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Well, I mean, you
should read the book.
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It's-it's better to read the book.
We never read the book.
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How can you do a book report
if you haven't read the book?
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You just got to give 'em a little show.
Pizzazz 'em
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So they don't even notice that
you didn't you-know-what.
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Pizzazz... that's up my alley.
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I once did a presentation
on catcher in the rye
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With only a catcher's mask
and a loaf of rye bread.
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Now, that one I failed, 'cause
I didn't back-cover it.
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Back-cover it? Oh, my god,
mom, let me slap her again.
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No, it's okay. Don't
slap her again.
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Tina's learning. See, tina, you
can't judge a book by its cover,
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But you can judge it by
its back cover. Mm-hmm.
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Uh-huh... Wait, I don't get it.
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All right, let me see.
Let me see here.
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Dog named buck,
stolen from his home,
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Forced to live as a sled dog
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In the cold unforgiving
klondike region.
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Oh, my gosh, I'm getting
so many ideas already!
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Musical numbers, choreography...
Musical numbers?
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Louise, you're on
props and costumes!
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I'm on lyrics and dance steps!
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Tina, go wash your face!
We got a show to do!
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S. Felds. This is it.
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- Let's give him hell!
- Hello?
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Sheldon? It's bob. Go away.
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Okay, bye. No, gene, come back.
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Right, right. Li'l hard dad.
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We're not leaving, sheldon. Not
until we get our money back
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For this defective helicopter!
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So do the right thing
and give us a refund.
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Well put. Yep. You don't
get it, do you, bob?
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Sheldon felds doesn't give
refunds to heliflopters
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Who crash on their first flight.
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Stop calling me a heliflopter!
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We don't care how
fun it is to say!
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You see, I only sell those
novelty toys to make ends meet.
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My real passion is customizing
serious rc choppers.
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Well, what is that?
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This is my quad.
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I've made a few modifications
for poking purposes.
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That's dumb. Poke!
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Hey! Ah! Tickle, tickle.
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Tap, tap. Missed me! Stop-stop that.
Ah! Ah!
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Hey, there's something
on your shirt. What?
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Oop, got your nose! Quit it! Ah!
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So, shall I continue to
masterfully poke you,
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Or do you want to
run along home?
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The latter! Good day, sir!
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No, we're not going anywhere.
Okay, then!
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Suit yourself, bob!
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Wet willy! Ah!
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How is that wet?!
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Linda: Oh, she looks great.
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You look great, hon. Maybe
the best she's ever looked.
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Give us a twirl. See that tail?
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Real construction paper.
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Stunning. Thank you.
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Wag it a little honey, will you?
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Wag it, wag it.
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Shake it, shake it.
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That a girl. All right,
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So let the call of the wild
book report rehearsal begin!
246
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Tina, here's the lyrics
for the opening number.
247
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Go ahead and sing it!
Go on, girl.
248
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Okay. Ring, ring.
249
00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:47,790
? Who's this calling
on the phone? ?
250
00:08:47,792 --> 00:08:50,426
? It's the wild,
is anybody home? ?
251
00:08:50,428 --> 00:08:53,162
Great lyrics, mom. I know. But
you got to belt it, honey.
252
00:08:53,164 --> 00:08:55,765
Let your voice do the reading
that your eyes didn't do.
253
00:08:55,767 --> 00:08:57,133
That makes total sense.
254
00:08:57,135 --> 00:08:58,968
Uh-huh. So can you
do it with vibrato?
255
00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:01,804
Like this? ? Wild, wild! ?
256
00:09:01,806 --> 00:09:04,207
? Wild... ?
257
00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:05,942
No, that's n... Okay. You
know what, try grabbing
258
00:09:05,944 --> 00:09:07,510
The skin on your throat
and moving it around
259
00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:09,145
While you sing like this.
? Na... ?
260
00:09:09,147 --> 00:09:11,114
Like this? ? uh... ? no.
261
00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:12,982
Let me try, let me try.
262
00:09:12,984 --> 00:09:14,817
Gentle! Gentle!
263
00:09:14,819 --> 00:09:16,986
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
264
00:09:16,988 --> 00:09:19,155
Maybe I should just transfer to st.
Mathews.
265
00:09:19,157 --> 00:09:21,657
What? You think those nuns won't
make you do book reports?
266
00:09:21,659 --> 00:09:23,526
People never stop making
you read books, tina.
267
00:09:23,528 --> 00:09:25,061
It's a sick world!
268
00:09:25,063 --> 00:09:27,063
You got to learn how to faux-dazzle it.
Trust me.
269
00:09:27,065 --> 00:09:29,465
After tonight, you won't ever
have to read a book again.
270
00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:31,000
I love you, mom.
271
00:09:31,002 --> 00:09:33,469
Bob: So, gene, I know it
seems like we're hiding
272
00:09:33,471 --> 00:09:35,638
From sheldon's helicopter
in a dumpster...
273
00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,840
Gene: Very much so.
But we're actually
274
00:09:37,842 --> 00:09:39,509
Just r-regrouping.
275
00:09:39,511 --> 00:09:42,412
And now I will calmly
check outside...
276
00:09:43,213 --> 00:09:44,714
Oh, thank god. It's gone.
277
00:09:44,716 --> 00:09:46,682
I mean, regroup over.
Uh, we can get out now.
278
00:09:46,684 --> 00:09:49,218
We don't have to get out on my account.
I'm in my element.
279
00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:52,088
No, we are going to show
sheldon that we're still here
280
00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:54,824
And we'll never give up! Whoa.
Whoa. What's that?
281
00:09:54,826 --> 00:09:57,493
Fish in the sky! This
was in revelations!
282
00:09:57,495 --> 00:09:58,861
Kirk cameron was right!
283
00:09:58,863 --> 00:10:01,097
You done hiding, bob?!
284
00:10:01,099 --> 00:10:03,933
We're not hiding, sheldon!
We were regrouping!
285
00:10:03,935 --> 00:10:05,601
And we still want our refund!
286
00:10:05,603 --> 00:10:07,870
Uh-huh. Swim, my pets. Swim!
287
00:10:07,872 --> 00:10:10,873
Your gently floating fish
don't scare me, sheldon!
288
00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,676
They're actually kind of pretty!
It's a lot like snorkeling,
289
00:10:13,678 --> 00:10:16,879
Which I've never done, but
I imagine I would love it!
290
00:10:16,881 --> 00:10:18,181
Ow. Ow.
291
00:10:18,183 --> 00:10:19,282
Dad!
292
00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:20,550
You're shooting bbs at me!
293
00:10:20,552 --> 00:10:22,285
Ow! That one hit
me in the nipple!
294
00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:23,553
That's his good nipple!
295
00:10:23,555 --> 00:10:25,588
My good nipple is bleeding!
296
00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:26,889
Are we done here, bob?!
297
00:10:26,891 --> 00:10:28,858
You lose, I win! Also,
298
00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,860
I have a couple frozen
pizzas in the oven,
299
00:10:30,862 --> 00:10:32,395
So I'm ready to wrap this up.
300
00:10:32,397 --> 00:10:34,397
No! We're not done! We're not?
301
00:10:34,399 --> 00:10:36,466
No! Two can play the game ah!
302
00:10:36,468 --> 00:10:38,734
Of having a helicopter
that shoots stuff, gene!
303
00:10:38,736 --> 00:10:41,270
Two can play! Wow, you
sound really tough,
304
00:10:41,272 --> 00:10:42,738
Even though you're
holding your nipples.
305
00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,707
This is war, sheldon!
306
00:10:44,709 --> 00:10:46,709
Man: Welcome to the hobby hole.
307
00:10:46,711 --> 00:10:48,244
I'm terry. How can I help you?
308
00:10:48,246 --> 00:10:49,745
Hi, uh, weird question.
309
00:10:49,747 --> 00:10:51,881
Do you by any chance
have any rc helicopters
310
00:10:51,883 --> 00:10:53,749
Capable of actual warfare?
311
00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:56,119
Uh, we don't have
anything like that, sir.
312
00:10:56,121 --> 00:10:57,820
Follow me.
313
00:10:57,822 --> 00:11:01,624
Welcome to the world of
rc helicopter warfare.
314
00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:04,360
Both: Whoa. I was hoping
that would get a "whoa."
315
00:11:07,498 --> 00:11:10,566
We have to be pretty discreet
about our warfare showroom,
316
00:11:10,568 --> 00:11:12,435
As you can imagine,
but neat-o, huh?
317
00:11:12,437 --> 00:11:13,636
"sky-sassin"?
318
00:11:13,638 --> 00:11:14,837
That sounds brutal.
319
00:11:14,839 --> 00:11:16,472
War is brutal.
320
00:11:16,474 --> 00:11:17,940
Of course, we advise
you absolutely,
321
00:11:17,942 --> 00:11:19,408
Do not aim these at people.
322
00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:21,410
Unless you hate them. Oh.
323
00:11:21,412 --> 00:11:24,447
Now, I need to know what kind of
element we're dealing with here.
324
00:11:24,449 --> 00:11:26,516
Well, it's this guy who sold
me a helicopter online,
325
00:11:26,518 --> 00:11:27,617
Sheldon felds...
326
00:11:27,619 --> 00:11:28,951
Oh. What?
327
00:11:28,953 --> 00:11:30,453
Oh, man. What is it, terry?
328
00:11:30,455 --> 00:11:31,954
Just stay away from
sheldon felds.
329
00:11:31,956 --> 00:11:32,989
Wait, you know him?
330
00:11:32,991 --> 00:11:34,023
He used to work here.
331
00:11:34,025 --> 00:11:35,491
He was fired. Why?
332
00:11:35,493 --> 00:11:37,460
Let's just say sheldon
ate a lot of food
333
00:11:37,462 --> 00:11:40,429
Out of the fridge in the break
room that didn't belong to him
334
00:11:40,431 --> 00:11:41,998
And was clearly labeled.
335
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,433
And when me and the rest of
the hobby hole guys decided
336
00:11:44,435 --> 00:11:47,170
To gently approach him about it,
he attacked us with helicopters.
337
00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:48,538
Hmm. You see this?
338
00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,306
One of sheldon's bbs
got lodged in there.
339
00:11:50,308 --> 00:11:52,375
And now I no longer feel
comfortable wearing shorts.
340
00:11:52,377 --> 00:11:53,776
No! Trust me.
341
00:11:53,778 --> 00:11:55,444
You don't want to go
up against sheldon.
342
00:11:55,446 --> 00:11:57,346
Well, I am going up
against sheldon.
343
00:11:57,348 --> 00:11:58,781
He's on a whole other level!
344
00:11:58,783 --> 00:12:00,950
But I've got rightness
on my side.
345
00:12:00,952 --> 00:12:02,718
Oh, you've got rightness
on your side.
346
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,854
Okay, then you're good.
Really? You think so?
347
00:12:04,856 --> 00:12:06,556
No, but I just realized...
Why am I trying to stop you?
348
00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:07,723
I make commission on these.
349
00:12:07,725 --> 00:12:09,058
So let's get you all set up.
350
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,060
Behold the vanquisher.
351
00:12:11,062 --> 00:12:12,028
Whoa.
352
00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:13,362
Yeah, she's expensive.
353
00:12:13,364 --> 00:12:15,331
How expensive? $300.
354
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,399
That's not much.
355
00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:17,567
But with that missile range,
356
00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:18,901
she's worth it.
357
00:12:18,903 --> 00:12:21,204
$300?! Of money?
358
00:12:21,206 --> 00:12:23,673
It's not about the money, gene,
it's about the principle.
359
00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:24,974
Yeah, it's about the principle.
360
00:12:24,976 --> 00:12:26,008
Terry, please.
361
00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:27,577
Teach me how to fly it.
362
00:12:32,149 --> 00:12:34,517
Huh, it's actually
pretty, uh, intuitive.
363
00:12:34,519 --> 00:12:37,220
Yep, I probably don't need
to be holding you like this.
364
00:12:37,222 --> 00:12:38,354
No, it helped.
365
00:12:38,356 --> 00:12:39,855
You know, before I let you go,
366
00:12:39,857 --> 00:12:41,357
Good luck out there, buddy.
Thanks.
367
00:12:41,359 --> 00:12:43,859
Okay, well, thanks
for coming in.
368
00:12:43,861 --> 00:12:45,261
Linda: There you go.
369
00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:47,196
Mama's old tap shoes.
How do they feel?
370
00:12:47,198 --> 00:12:49,665
A little loose, but, um,
why am I wearing these?
371
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:52,068
Because nothing's more
distracting than tap dancing.
372
00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:53,502
When your toes are tapping,
373
00:12:53,504 --> 00:12:54,937
They think the reading
must have happened.
374
00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:56,339
Now, follow me!
375
00:12:56,341 --> 00:12:57,740
And... A tap and a tap
and a tap-tap-tap.
376
00:12:57,742 --> 00:12:59,242
And a tap and a tap and a...
377
00:12:59,244 --> 00:13:00,676
And we're tapping
and we're spinning
378
00:13:00,678 --> 00:13:02,278
And we're spinning
and we're tapping.
379
00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,180
Hold on. So when... And a
shimmy tap, a shimmy tap.
380
00:13:04,182 --> 00:13:05,615
Wait, hold on. We're
still spinning...
381
00:13:05,617 --> 00:13:07,283
A scooby tap, a scooby tap.
Scoo-scooby tap.
382
00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:09,085
A wiggle tap, a jiggle tap.
Wait. What?
383
00:13:09,087 --> 00:13:11,053
And a shibba-dabba,
shibba-dabba.
384
00:13:11,055 --> 00:13:13,356
Scooba-dooba-doo, and no
one's even looking at you,
385
00:13:13,358 --> 00:13:15,925
What you didn't do, and
a-scabba-dooba-scabba-dooba,
386
00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:17,760
Scabba-dooba-day. Huh?
387
00:13:17,762 --> 00:13:20,563
And the book report's over,
and you got yourself an "a"!
388
00:13:20,565 --> 00:13:23,599
Ah, maybe b-minus, probably,
in my experience, you know.
389
00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:25,201
Hey. How's the tappin'?
390
00:13:25,203 --> 00:13:26,802
Great! She's like a
jazzy jackhammer.
391
00:13:26,804 --> 00:13:28,537
Watch out, floor! Oh, yeah.
392
00:13:28,539 --> 00:13:30,373
So, I borrowed
teddy's wheelbarrow,
393
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,642
And I made it look like a
dogsled, and the only thing is,
394
00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:34,477
He said he wants to be
in your book report,
395
00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:36,746
So I told him I'd pull some
strings, get him a small part,
396
00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:38,481
And anyway, he's gonna meet
you at school tomorrow,
397
00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:39,815
You can work it out then, okay?
398
00:13:39,817 --> 00:13:41,917
Cool? Is that cool? Very cool!
399
00:13:41,919 --> 00:13:44,420
You could tap with a wheelbarrow
tied around you, right, hon?
400
00:13:44,422 --> 00:13:46,188
Uh...
401
00:13:47,157 --> 00:13:48,491
Got to get up higher somehow,
402
00:13:48,493 --> 00:13:50,493
So I can see onto
his stupid balcony.
403
00:13:50,495 --> 00:13:51,927
Oh!
404
00:13:51,929 --> 00:13:53,796
I'll just climb up on that roof.
405
00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,631
Uh, sure, that seems
like a good idea
406
00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:57,233
Of something dangerous to do.
407
00:13:57,235 --> 00:13:59,302
Gene, you stay down there.
Yup, no problem.
408
00:13:59,304 --> 00:14:01,103
Ugh! You're back.
409
00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:03,105
Yeah, I'm back, and I'm armed
410
00:14:03,107 --> 00:14:05,574
With righteousness and this!
411
00:14:05,576 --> 00:14:07,109
The vanquisher. I see.
412
00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:08,744
Yeah, go inside, sheldon,
413
00:14:08,746 --> 00:14:10,012
To get your checkbook!
414
00:14:10,014 --> 00:14:11,147
Like her?
415
00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:13,015
I call her the vanquisherer.
416
00:14:13,017 --> 00:14:14,650
I got it from the hobby hole.
417
00:14:14,652 --> 00:14:16,118
And then I added the extra "er"
418
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,920
When I customized
the crap out of it.
419
00:14:17,922 --> 00:14:20,356
Vanquisherer?
That's hard to say.
420
00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:22,792
No, it's not. You just slow
down on the second "er."
421
00:14:22,794 --> 00:14:24,527
Vanquisher-rer?
422
00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,796
Look, the point is it
vanquishes vanquishers!
423
00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:28,664
Well, not if I
vanquish it first!
424
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:30,533
Are you suggesting
an air battle?
425
00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:32,168
Perfect! Air battle!
426
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,036
I'm gonna make your
precious helicopter
427
00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:36,706
Look like the piece of crap
true lies one you sold me!
428
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:39,709
But first, can I shoot you
with a missile in your nipple?
429
00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:41,043
I was really excited about it.
430
00:14:41,045 --> 00:14:43,145
Let me think. No. Air battle.
431
00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:45,314
All right, fine! On three.
One...
432
00:14:45,316 --> 00:14:48,184
Not to interrupt, but is this
the best way to solve this?
433
00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:49,652
Just asking. Yes! Yes.
434
00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:52,188
Two.
435
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:54,190
Uh... Three!
436
00:14:54,192 --> 00:14:55,958
I'm taking you down, sheldon!
You're gonna regret
437
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,128
The day you... Oh, my god, you just hit me.
That was quick.
438
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,696
Time for the death blow!
439
00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:02,298
Not the death blow!
440
00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:05,000
Huh? What? Terry?!
441
00:15:05,002 --> 00:15:06,402
Me and the hobby
hole boys thought
442
00:15:06,404 --> 00:15:07,970
You could use a little help.
443
00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:09,672
We did inventory and
then we came right over!
444
00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:11,073
Join the battle, brothers!
445
00:15:11,075 --> 00:15:13,075
My favorite things
were eating lunch
446
00:15:13,077 --> 00:15:16,078
And wearing shorts, sheldon,
and you took it all away!
447
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,013
Now it's time to pay the price!
448
00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:19,415
I didn't eat your delicious
449
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,150
Roast beef and cheddar
sandwich, terry!
450
00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:23,986
But your chopper's
gonna eat this!
451
00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:32,094
Aah!
452
00:15:32,529 --> 00:15:34,597
Uh...
453
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:36,732
Rc net attack!
454
00:15:36,734 --> 00:15:39,335
Aah! This one's for jamie lee!
455
00:15:45,943 --> 00:15:47,443
Whoa! Whoa!
456
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:48,511
Oh! Oh, my. Whoa!
457
00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:50,880
No!
458
00:15:50,882 --> 00:15:52,348
Dad, you're on a ledge!
459
00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,683
Yeah, but we won the air battle!
Yeah!
460
00:15:54,685 --> 00:15:56,886
How's sheldon's expression, gene?
Is he sad?
461
00:15:56,888 --> 00:15:59,388
Is he crying? No, he's
eating something,
462
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:02,425
And he's got a new helicopter,
and it's pointing at you.
463
00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:04,794
Ow! And there's a
dart in your butt.
464
00:16:08,064 --> 00:16:09,365
Father! Everything's fine, gene.
465
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:10,733
I've got everything
under control.
466
00:16:10,735 --> 00:16:12,301
Ow! Gotcha!
467
00:16:12,303 --> 00:16:13,769
Are you sure?! Yup.
468
00:16:13,771 --> 00:16:15,638
Ow! My butt! Hoo!
469
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,207
Uh, bob, should we get you
a ladder or something?
470
00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:20,476
No, terry! Take down sheldon!
471
00:16:20,478 --> 00:16:22,244
Hobby hole boys, give
him everything you got!
472
00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:27,216
What? Wait, dad! What
about the ladder?!
473
00:16:27,218 --> 00:16:29,151
That seems like a
pretty good idea.
474
00:16:29,153 --> 00:16:31,921
I mean, you're on a ledge, and
you've got a butt full of darts!
475
00:16:31,923 --> 00:16:35,958
Yes, but I also have a butt full of...
Principles! Oh!
476
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,626
So, yeah, you guys
defeat sheldon,
477
00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:39,662
And I'll just work on
my upper-body strength,
478
00:16:39,664 --> 00:16:42,431
Do some pull-ups, and I'll
be out of here in no time.
479
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:45,401
I can't do even one!
480
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:47,169
You're incredible, bob.
481
00:16:47,171 --> 00:16:49,605
Time for the... Sky-sassin.
482
00:16:49,607 --> 00:16:51,474
Luckily, I have my
sky-sassin-assin!
483
00:16:51,476 --> 00:16:52,842
I'll go get it.
484
00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,276
Well, I'll wait for you.
485
00:16:54,278 --> 00:16:56,812
What is wrong with
you hobbyists?!
486
00:16:56,814 --> 00:17:00,516
? Up here in the klondike,
it can get pretty cold ?
487
00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:02,251
? the other dogs are
looking fierce ?
488
00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:04,119
? so it's time to get bold ?
489
00:17:04,121 --> 00:17:07,423
? but when life gets tough,
well, you just got to smile ?
490
00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:09,024
? and better answer that phone ?
491
00:17:09,026 --> 00:17:13,329
? 'cause it's the
call of the wild! ?
492
00:17:13,331 --> 00:17:14,597
Yes!
493
00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:16,031
That moved me.
494
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,500
So, yeah, you just do that,
495
00:17:17,502 --> 00:17:19,335
And no one will even
know you didn't read it.
496
00:17:19,337 --> 00:17:20,870
Or I could just do it.
497
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:22,671
Yeah, no, no, you should do it.
You should do it.
498
00:17:22,673 --> 00:17:24,340
It's your thing. You do it.
Right, right, right.
499
00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:26,442
Uh...
500
00:17:26,444 --> 00:17:27,877
I can't! I can't do it!
501
00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:29,378
No, no, no, you'll be fine.
502
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,813
Oh, yeah. You just
remember all the steps.
503
00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:32,181
You got those. Memorize
all the lyrics.
504
00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:33,482
Done. And don't mess it up.
505
00:17:33,484 --> 00:17:34,884
Boom. Okay.
506
00:17:34,886 --> 00:17:36,285
I'm-I'm gonna go to bed.
507
00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:38,120
Everything's gonna be fine.
508
00:17:38,122 --> 00:17:39,655
Okay. Good night!
509
00:17:39,657 --> 00:17:41,290
Yeah, get your beauty sleep.
510
00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:43,192
Oh, your wheelbarrow, hon.
You might want to...
511
00:17:43,194 --> 00:17:44,560
Ah, she's fine. She's got this.
512
00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:46,128
We did good today, mom.
We did good.
513
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,530
We did. Yeah.
514
00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:48,964
Hey, you want me to teach you
515
00:17:48,966 --> 00:17:51,000
How to get out of a
speeding ticket? Yes!
516
00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:52,501
Sky-sassin!
517
00:17:52,503 --> 00:17:54,203
Destroy him, terry!
And I didn't catch
518
00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:56,572
All of your names, but you
guys destroy him, too!
519
00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:59,208
Oh, that's vance, and that's will.
Hi. Hey.
520
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:01,377
Hey, dad, remember this?
521
00:18:01,379 --> 00:18:04,246
Bob: Some people say you have
to learn to let things go.
522
00:18:04,248 --> 00:18:07,049
I know you don't agree with
them, but I'm starting to think
523
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:09,018
Maybe some people are right.
524
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:11,086
Listen, here it is high-pitched
like a little girl.
525
00:18:11,088 --> 00:18:13,756
Some people say you have
to learn to let things go.
526
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,824
Here it is super, super
deep, like a monster.
527
00:18:15,826 --> 00:18:17,726
You have to learn
to let things go.
528
00:18:17,728 --> 00:18:19,061
Here it is with a beat under it.
529
00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:21,530
You have to learn
to let things go.
530
00:18:21,532 --> 00:18:24,199
No matter how I play it
back, keyboard dad sounds
531
00:18:24,201 --> 00:18:26,869
A lot smarter than hanging
from the building dad!
532
00:18:26,871 --> 00:18:28,237
I like the one with the beat.
533
00:18:28,239 --> 00:18:30,039
I came here today
'cause I thought
534
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:33,375
I needed to learn to be
a heroic man of action.
535
00:18:33,377 --> 00:18:35,611
But look at you.
You're all nuts!
536
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:38,047
Is anything worth all of this?
I mean, terry,
537
00:18:38,049 --> 00:18:39,915
I'm sorry you can't wear shorts.
538
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:42,918
I would be devastated
myself, but still!
539
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,887
Also, just go to a doctor!
540
00:18:44,889 --> 00:18:47,089
Maybe sometimes the
more heroic thing is
541
00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:49,858
To just let it the freak go!
542
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:54,463
Now, who's gonna be the bigger
man here, and just let it go?!
543
00:18:54,465 --> 00:18:57,132
I-I don't need a refund.
I'll give you your refund.
544
00:18:57,134 --> 00:18:58,901
No, I said it first.
I said it first!
545
00:18:58,903 --> 00:19:00,703
I'm the bigger man. No, I am!
546
00:19:00,705 --> 00:19:02,571
Sheldon, I'm sorry we ganged up
on you about the food thing!
547
00:19:02,573 --> 00:19:04,373
I'm sorry I ganged
up on all your food!
548
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,775
Well, I forgive you! Thank you.
Can I have my job back?
549
00:19:06,777 --> 00:19:08,277
No, you can't.
It's not up to me.
550
00:19:08,279 --> 00:19:09,712
Remember roger? He's
in charge of it now.
551
00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:11,046
Can you believe it?
552
00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:13,315
Can someone just get
a ladder already?!
553
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:17,219
Bob: You know, gene, in your
own way, you kind of ended up
554
00:19:17,221 --> 00:19:19,288
Saving the day today. Oh, thank
god you finally said it.
555
00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:21,557
The whole car ride, I
was, like, "do I say it?
556
00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:23,892
No, he should be the one to say it.
I'm not gonna say it."
557
00:19:23,894 --> 00:19:26,261
Well, I'm saying it, so, thanks.
558
00:19:26,263 --> 00:19:28,564
Huh. Today started with me
wanting to learn from you,
559
00:19:28,566 --> 00:19:30,265
But then you learned from me.
560
00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:32,301
Does that make me your dad now?
No.
561
00:19:32,303 --> 00:19:34,670
Do you want to switch for a while?
I could take mondays.
562
00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:36,338
Let's keep it like this for now.
563
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,340
Well, you're still my hero, dad.
564
00:19:38,342 --> 00:19:39,775
You're mine, too, gene.
565
00:19:39,777 --> 00:19:42,144
Now how about we go
inside and ice my butt?
566
00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:44,113
I wonder how many other
dads are saying that
567
00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:46,148
To their sons right now.
I bet a lot.
568
00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:47,816
Jocelyn: And that's why
569
00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:50,586
It truly was like a
tale of two cities.
570
00:19:50,588 --> 00:19:51,920
But I feel like maybe next time,
571
00:19:51,922 --> 00:19:53,622
Focus on the tale
of just one city.
572
00:19:53,624 --> 00:19:56,258
And maybe that city is,
like, a yogurt shop
573
00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:57,760
Where cool teens work.
574
00:19:57,762 --> 00:19:59,094
I want to work there. Thank you.
575
00:19:59,096 --> 00:20:02,464
Okay, jocelyn. Tina, you're up.
576
00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:04,767
Hi. Hi. Hi, everyone.
577
00:20:04,769 --> 00:20:07,269
Good job, jocelyn. Thank you.
578
00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:13,142
Ring, ring, ring.
579
00:20:13,144 --> 00:20:14,410
What did she just say?
580
00:20:16,479 --> 00:20:19,448
It's the... Call of the... Wild?
581
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:21,650
Aah! I can't take it!
I can't take it!
582
00:20:29,893 --> 00:20:31,193
Wow. Tina.
583
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:33,862
That was, uh... Did
you all see that?
584
00:20:33,864 --> 00:20:35,631
That was... Um, I...
I'm-I'm sorry.
585
00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:37,132
Amazing. Oh.
586
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:39,501
You just embodied all
the themes of the book.
587
00:20:39,503 --> 00:20:41,036
Huh. The primitivism,
588
00:20:41,038 --> 00:20:42,805
Buck's return to his savage nature.
Yeah.
589
00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:44,473
The sweating. Great job.
590
00:20:44,475 --> 00:20:46,408
She was really good.
That was really good.
591
00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:48,677
Well, I definitely read the
book, so thank you. Linda: Huh.
592
00:20:48,679 --> 00:20:51,313
She changed some things, but,
uh, she still nailed it.
593
00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:54,149
She totally nailed it.
So... Say it, bob.
594
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:55,751
No. Say it.
595
00:20:55,753 --> 00:20:57,686
You win best parent of the week.
596
00:20:57,688 --> 00:20:59,021
Yes! Yes! Me!
597
00:20:59,023 --> 00:21:00,589
I thought I won best
parent of the week.
598
00:21:00,591 --> 00:21:02,257
Wait. How did you kids
get out of class?
599
00:21:02,259 --> 00:21:03,559
Hey, don't worry about it.
600
00:21:03,561 --> 00:21:05,060
Did I miss it?
601
00:21:05,062 --> 00:21:07,229
Tina! Did I miss it?
602
00:21:07,231 --> 00:21:09,998
Linda: And a shimmy
tap, a shimmy tap.
603
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,167
A scooby tap, a scooby tap.
604
00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:15,204
A shibba-dabba, shibba-dabba,
scooba-dooba-do,
605
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:17,606
And no one's even looking
at you, what you didn't do.
606
00:21:17,608 --> 00:21:20,409
And a-scabba-dooba-scabba-doo.
607
00:21:20,411 --> 00:21:23,045
Wiggle tap and jiggle tap.
608
00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:25,748
A shibba-dabba, shibba-dabba,
scooba-dooba-do,
609
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:28,283
And no one's even looking
at you, what you didn't do.
610
00:21:28,285 --> 00:21:30,886
And a-scabba-dooba,
scabba-dooba, scabba-dooba-day.
611
00:21:30,888 --> 00:21:33,722
The book report's over, and
you got yourself an "a"!
612
00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:36,225
Ah, maybe b-minus, probably,
in my experience.
613
00:21:36,227 --> 00:21:40,229
Shibba-dabba, shibba-dabba,
shibba-dabba, shibba-dabba...
614
00:21:40,279 --> 00:21:44,829
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