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[gunshots] 8 00:00:19,086 --> 00:00:21,052 [shrieks] - archer, no! 9 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:22,899 - [groaning] - damn it, archer. 10 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:24,823 - Aw, my sipping tequila. 11 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,925 - New rule: No more office gun play. 12 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,059 - Fine by me. 13 00:00:28,161 --> 00:00:30,962 Knives and chains are so much more intimate. 14 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:33,009 - You know you got shot, right? - [scoffs] 15 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,767 For your information, this is a prior wound. 16 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,002 - Ow. Did I get him? 17 00:00:37,104 --> 00:00:39,215 - Ooh. You sure did, bud. 18 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:41,150 Great grouping. Let me help you up. 19 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:43,909 - No, I don't need help from my sworn enemy 20 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,043 Who by the way, 21 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,985 Anyone else should feel free to start shooting. 22 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,047 [groans] 23 00:00:48,115 --> 00:00:49,814 - Up goes my buddy. 24 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:50,949 - Not your buddy! 25 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,984 Mother, what the hell is happening? 26 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:54,986 - Barry works for us now. 27 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:56,165 - What!? - Look. 28 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:58,323 Barry is a very valuable team member. 29 00:00:58,425 --> 00:01:01,226 He saved my life in morocco. - And then you saved me 30 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:03,995 From that counterfeit moroccan rug dealer. 31 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:06,097 - You shopped with him? - And more! 32 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:08,066 He's my emergency contact. 33 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,902 - Did not know that, but I will honor the responsibility. 34 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,904 - Seriously? One three year coma, 35 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,217 And you're all best friends with the man 36 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:17,142 Who killed my fiancée and seduced her cyborg form? 37 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:20,178 - Well, technically, she killed herself trying to kill me, 38 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,025 But I get where you're coming from. 39 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:25,317 So allow me to say I am barry, barry sorry. 40 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,820 - [laughs sarcastically] then allow me to say good-bye. 41 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,162 [electrical sparking] ah, damn. 42 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,723 That was supposed to electrocute you. 43 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,169 Hang on. - Look, 44 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:34,203 I know we have a history, 45 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:36,895 But after you reconnected me with my mom, 46 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,296 I started working on myself, 47 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:42,167 Went to therapy, cut the toxic elements out of my life. 48 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,970 I haven't seen katya... [electrical sparking] 49 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:47,939 Or talked to other barry in two years. 50 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,441 Also, my circuits are shielded 51 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:53,111 Against anything short of an emp, so go nuts. 52 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,113 - Oh, I plan to barry. 53 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,549 About this obvious and inevitable double cross. 54 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:01,152 - Then it's a good thing you're going on the mission with him. 55 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:03,989 Barry? - He has briefing power? 56 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:05,268 Barry: Our target... Archer: No shit! 57 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,926 - Shh. The movie's starting. 58 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:10,362 - Our target is a kgb factory 59 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,398 That is currently using my dna and schematics 60 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:17,202 To crank out hundreds of handsome devils just like me. 61 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:20,038 Our mission is to infiltrate the factory 62 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,085 And destroy the bots. Any questions? 63 00:02:22,109 --> 00:02:24,175 - Doooouble cross. 64 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:25,944 - Technically, a statement. 65 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,979 - You're technically an egg with glasses. 66 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,415 Sorry, have a candy bar. - Thanks? 67 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:34,219 - Barry wants me to lead a team to a factory full of barrys, 68 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,321 Where we'll be surrounded by barrys, 69 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,534 At which point he'll help us destroy the barrys 70 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:42,027 Instead of letting them kill us in an obvious double cross? 71 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:43,795 - Hey, you listened to the briefing. 72 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,177 - Out of pure outrage. 73 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:47,866 - Although, technically, I'm team leader on this mission. 74 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,145 - What!? 75 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,970 [laughs] I'm getting a fury tremor. 76 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,349 That's how angry I am right now. 77 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,518 - Use it. Because if we fail, 78 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:58,977 A plague of barry-bots will sweep the earth, 79 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:01,079 Enslaving all of mankind. 80 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,915 - Which I bet you would just hate. 81 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,150 Isn't that right, barry? 82 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:07,052 - Absotively. 83 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:08,953 [electrical whirring] 84 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,922 [sinister music] 85 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,925 [main title theme] 86 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:21,533 ♪ ♪ 87 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,343 - And now I have to go to stupid russia 88 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:56,446 With stupid barry to get stupid betrayed. 89 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,448 - He sounds positively dreadful, sir. 90 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:01,372 - Sounds? Alcott, do you not know my entire backstory? 91 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:04,142 - I catch on quickly, sir. I'm trained in 92 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,178 - Unacceptable excuses? I know, alcott. 93 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,524 But a good valet knows backstory. 94 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:12,917 And doesn't pack wool socks for russia in may. 95 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,385 What the...? Is that reggie? 96 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,354 Alcott, did you seriously not feed this lemur 97 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,189 For the three years I was in a coma? 98 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:21,793 - Sir, I only entered your employ this morning. 99 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:22,794 So I don't... 100 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,241 - Understand the concept of animal cruelty? 101 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,375 Obviously, alcott. 102 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:30,034 Move this dead lemur and arrange for a funeral. 103 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,281 - [snarls] - [shouting] 104 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:35,039 - [laughs] holy shit. 105 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:38,877 Reggie, you're alive. 106 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:40,044 Thank you, alcott. 107 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:41,980 You know with this whole barry thing, 108 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,348 I definitely needed a laugh. 109 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,290 - [shouting] - but obviously, 110 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,296 After you clean up, you're fired. 111 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,487 - Which is why I'm done fooling around! 112 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:51,367 - And you want us to fool around! 113 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:53,091 - Permission! 114 00:04:53,193 --> 00:04:55,193 - I want your help. 115 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,128 Sterling's going through valets 116 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,330 Like a bullet through tropical mahogany. 117 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:02,233 We're taking over the interview process 118 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:04,435 Until we find an ideal candidate. 119 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:06,449 - [groans] that's why they're here? 120 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,618 - Why else would they be here? - I don't know. 121 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,276 You see a line of suited men outside an office 122 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:15,280 With blinds that go all the way down, you start to hope... 123 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,426 - That you don't finish that sentence? 124 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,984 - Send in the first candidate. 125 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,219 - Good morning, ma'ams. 126 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,055 - Charmed. - Yeah, how you doing? 127 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,456 - Rank the grades of cashmere. 128 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,525 - [clears throat] grade a combed, 129 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:31,329 Grade a sheared, grade b white on white combed... 130 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:35,099 - Skipping right over grade a sheared mongolian goat. 131 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:37,402 - No, wait! - Get out. 132 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,305 Barry: Right now? At 20,000 feet? 133 00:05:40,407 --> 00:05:42,173 - I don't know the exact height, 134 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,242 But just get out and then die. 135 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,355 - You know the fall wouldn't kill me, right? 136 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,379 - A plane crashing into you might. 137 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:51,182 - Hey! We are not crashing the plane. 138 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,428 That's an order. 139 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,332 - That you're relaying from someone who matters? 140 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:55,587 - But, I'm team leader! 141 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,533 - Archer, will you close the damn door? 142 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:00,258 - Only when you open your mind 143 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,759 About this predictable betrayal! 144 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:06,197 - Bud, I know this coma thing has your head spinning. 145 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,810 Heck, it was tough on all of us, 146 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:12,170 Seeing you in that hospital bed, all wired and tubed up. 147 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:16,207 - ♪ estas son las mañanitas ♪ 148 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:20,445 ♪ que cantaba el rey david ♪ 149 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:24,249 ♪ hoy por ser día de tu santo ♪ 150 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:28,987 ♪ te las cantamos a ti ♪ 151 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,122 Bud. 152 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,357 - He came to the hospital!? 153 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:35,293 - Hey, do you remember the song I sang to you? 154 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,527 - No! Lana, 155 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,631 Were you there during this obvious security violation? 156 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,467 - You were asleep. I was getting married. 157 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:44,535 - Yeah, and if you'd been guarding me, 158 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,371 You wouldn't have had to settle 159 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:50,341 For your may late, late, late December romance. 160 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,355 - Didn't settle. Deeply in love. 161 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,723 Focus on the mission. - Right. 162 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,681 The infiltration plan has three distinct stages. 163 00:06:56,783 --> 00:07:00,184 - Cyril, shut up, we're focusing on the mission. 164 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,520 Sorry, that was rude. Candy bar? 165 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:05,523 - Why do you keep insulting me and then giving me a candy bar? 166 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,436 Are you trying to ruin my diet? - [laughs] 167 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:10,395 No, I just happen to have a lot of candy bars 168 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:13,131 And separately, I don't respect you. 169 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:15,433 - Food has no power over me. 170 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:17,513 - [chuckles] - hey, don't laugh with me. 171 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:20,438 Or at me. Which reminds me, lana, 172 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,652 How do you bang your old husband without... 173 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,910 - Oh, look. It's the drop zone. 174 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:27,679 - Jokes on you, lana. 175 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:31,983 I'm gonna use the drop to think of a better insult! 176 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,085 - Bud! 177 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,426 You really shouldn't be landing on that bad leg! 178 00:07:36,356 --> 00:07:39,324 [alarm sounds] - all right, let's roll out. 179 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:43,361 - And you're sure this is dead sea mud? 180 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,397 It feels suspiciously domestic. 181 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:48,611 - Come on, what the heck does a mud mask 182 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,613 Have to do with being archer's valet? 183 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:53,504 - Obviously, I'll be at his apartment from time to time. 184 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:56,174 My needs are his needs. 185 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:57,675 Speaking of... 186 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:00,478 - But archer doesn't care about mud masks. 187 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,692 The man just came out of a damn coma. 188 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:07,318 He needs a confidant, someone he'll respect, someone... 189 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:08,731 - Who won't snap and murder everyone? 190 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:13,124 - Is that a common issue? - Like you wouldn't believe. 191 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,092 When I was a kid, 192 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:17,228 My horse butler went crazy for no reason. 193 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,397 [idyllic music] [humming] 194 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,099 - [shouts] 195 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,312 [shouts] [angrily breathing] 196 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,336 [horse whinnies] 197 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:27,238 - Jesus! You darted an employee? 198 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,373 - I liked him. 199 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,408 Anyway, he burned down our summer mansion 200 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,721 And killed my cousins with a hatchet 201 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,312 When they tried to escape the inferno. 202 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:36,547 I got away on my horse, thank god. 203 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:38,627 Anyway, we need to push these guys to the breaking point 204 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,518 To make sure they aren't weak or murderers. 205 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:44,455 About time, you giraffe-necked son of a bitch! 206 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:45,634 [footsteps trail off] 207 00:08:45,658 --> 00:08:50,261 We won't be requiring his services. 208 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,796 [espionage music] 209 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:55,366 - Hey, you said this outpost wouldn't be guarded. 210 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:56,612 - Looks like they upgraded. 211 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,596 - So, like, the opposite of lana. 212 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:00,471 - [groans] - people, focus. 213 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:01,784 We need a new plan. 214 00:09:01,808 --> 00:09:03,686 Now these bushes should be enough cover 215 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:04,820 To flank the guards from either... 216 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,611 - Cyril, stop acting like you're in charge. 217 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,673 - I am in charge. - He whimpered. 218 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:11,249 - Look, it's a barry-bot factory. 219 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,351 I'm barry. I blend. 220 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,319 I'll go handle it. - Right. 221 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,822 By telling them our exact locations, 222 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:19,690 So they can firebomb this very explodable bush? 223 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,627 - For the last time, bud, not gonna betray you. 224 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,696 - I know, not-bud, because I'm going with you. 225 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:28,433 - That defeats the purpose of me going up at all. 226 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,746 - Both of you, be quiet. Team leader. 227 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,648 We're flanking, end of story. 228 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,572 - We will absolutely do that, 229 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,474 Right after you eat this candy bar. 230 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,444 - I... I... I'm not going to eat this. 231 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:41,212 - Do not care. 232 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:43,492 - Oi! - Easy. 233 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:44,627 Just out for a perimeter check. 234 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:47,385 - Yeah, and I'm a different barry-bot. 235 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,698 They wanted to try making one handsome. 236 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,567 - If you are bot, show us circuits. 237 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,151 - Shit. You guys are good. 238 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:55,393 He's a bomb! 239 00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:59,030 [gunshots] 240 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,800 - Flanking action! 241 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:06,471 - Hey, man, can you not shoot your gun so close to my penis? 242 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,517 - Like it matters? - Oh, it matters. 243 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,641 - Jesus christ. - I know. 244 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:13,344 Cyril, you're supposed to kill the guard, not play sex games. 245 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,566 - Ugh, we've been over this. 246 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,781 The agency doesn't kill anymore, jackass. 247 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,127 - I thought you were kidding about that. 248 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:21,285 - These guards can't help that they were born into poverty 249 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:22,531 And their only career option 250 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,533 Was to guard a killer robot factory. 251 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,635 In america, this man might be a grocer. 252 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:28,671 - Hey. My father is grocer. 253 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:29,760 - You're shitting me. 254 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:31,841 So now, in addition to the inevitable double cross, 255 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,965 I have to deal with irving klaw over here 256 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,602 Pleasuring every guard we see? - I'm just going by the book. 257 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,470 - And I respect that cyril. 258 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,050 Hey, maybe we should leave him a map 259 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,608 For where we're going for when he gets free, right? 260 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,810 - [laughs] right? 261 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:48,412 Candy bar! You know why. 262 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:49,925 - [sighs] lana. 263 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:52,416 No one's respecting that I'm in charge. 264 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:55,319 - Have you tried whining more? 265 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:58,256 [somber music] 266 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:01,125 - Hey, are you going to eat that? 267 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,812 - I'm just saying, what happens when you run out of rope? 268 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,736 - I also have zip ties. 269 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,983 - And that'll be great for when the guards shoot you 270 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,574 And then eventually organize their computer cables. 271 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,708 - [laughs] 272 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,688 I hate him, but he definitely got you. 273 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,557 Lana, did you hear barry get cyril? 274 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:22,680 [unwrapping] 275 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:26,617 - Is that a candy bar? - No... it's an energy bar. 276 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:27,796 - Whatever. I don't like this. 277 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:28,980 Where are all the guards? 278 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:32,523 - Technically, it's a guard making factory, so, everywhere? 279 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,824 Oh, that reminds me. 280 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,838 What's the plan for when we're surrounded by barrys, 281 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,728 And we lose track of our barry 282 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,842 And all the barrys say they're our barry? 283 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,632 - That won't happen. Wait. 284 00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:42,734 [Will that happen?] 285 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,647 - It actually does seem possible. 286 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,037 - And annoyingly farcical. 287 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,017 - Well, you could draw a little dot on my cheek, 288 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,718 Like they do to new born babies... 289 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,854 [shouts] are you frick... 290 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,158 Are you frikkin' kidding me? 291 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:57,448 - What the shit, archer? - A dot could wash off, lana. 292 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,661 - It's my god damn... 293 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,719 Easy, barry, don't go back down that dark dark hole. 294 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,966 [breathes] it's a good idea, bud. 295 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,691 I sort of wish you didn't chop off the hand 296 00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:08,659 With the high-powered laser. 297 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:09,961 - All right, 298 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,930 You get this back after the mission if you don't betray us. 299 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,633 - Looks like the mainframe is up this way. 300 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,879 That's where we can upload the virus 301 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,636 To deactivate the barry-bots. 302 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,498 - Mm-mmm. Not happening. 303 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,372 - Seriously? 304 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,985 It's one thing to question my authority, 305 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,776 It's another to reject the mission itself. 306 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,089 - Cyril, I mean it's not happening 307 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:30,615 Because you have to go catch that guard you refuse to kill. 308 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,850 - Jeezy petes. Those were good knots! 309 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,096 - Don't worry about it. We'll get him. 310 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,654 Head for the mainframe. - Barry's hand says... 311 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,800 [laser zaps] whoa! 312 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:40,625 Man, you weren't kidding about the laser. 313 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,693 - I never do. Is 20 enough? 314 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:43,839 - What is this? 315 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:45,696 - The perfect way to calibrate my lasers 316 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,832 With non-bovine subjects. Duh. 317 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,768 - And the world's first valet obstacle course! 318 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,638 - First, they have to make a black manhattan, 319 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,072 Then press this linen suit, 320 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:59,010 Then they have to carry both down this hallway of lasers. 321 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,323 - If these amateurs can handle it. 322 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:04,882 Unlike my harpsichord teacher, who snapped for no reason. 323 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,652 [harpsichord music] 324 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,353 - [shrieks] 325 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,858 - You're all insane. 326 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,137 Archer didn't reject his new valets 327 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,862 Because they can't make drinks or fight lasers... 328 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:21,399 - Speaking of, are these lasers deadly? 329 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,633 - Oh my, no. 330 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:23,946 [laser zaps] - [shrieks] 331 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,537 - But it is a very serious burn. 332 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,472 [tense music] 333 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,075 [gunshots] 334 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:35,079 - Hard not to take the crotch shots personally. 335 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:39,583 - Oh, no, I intended them to be very very personal. 336 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,786 That's why I'm shooting the dick. 337 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:43,966 - Well, that's another way you can tell us apart, 338 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,857 Especially since these barrys look nothing like me. 339 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,860 - Yeah, my bad, but you still can't have your hand back. 340 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:52,797 - Speaking of, how's the physical therapy going? 341 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:53,899 - Good, I guess. 342 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,244 I mean, no one else has even asked. 343 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,769 But last week I... I did my first roundhouse kick. 344 00:13:58,871 --> 00:13:59,904 It's dumb, but... 345 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,850 - Hey. Look at me. 346 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,952 Look at me. It's not dumb, bud. 347 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,644 Good for you. - Yeah, it is good for me. 348 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:07,978 Uh, thanks. 349 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,980 You idiot. [gunshot] 350 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,650 Cyril: Why am I the idiot? It's protocol. 351 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:13,862 - It's protocol not to kill them. 352 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:15,086 We can still knock people out. 353 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,822 - You know, new studies show that is really bad for them. 354 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,824 - Very considerate. - Shut up! 355 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,904 - Lana, how many times did you visit me in the hospital 356 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,862 Because barry came eight times. - Not doing this. 357 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,075 - Did you upload the virus? 358 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,666 - Not yet, but you can't handle one guard, 359 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,634 So we're both slacking. 360 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,937 - Dang it. 361 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,773 - So how many lana? - Where is the virus, archer? 362 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,675 - I don't know. Barry's handling it. 363 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,777 [threatening music] 364 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,880 - Sure could use that laser hand. 365 00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,960 [lasers zapping] cheryl: Look at him go! 366 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,984 - Krieger, let's make it a real test. 367 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,198 - Increasing laser randomization 368 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,957 To nightclub mode. [lasers zapping rapidly] 369 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:57,395 - You can't do it! No one believes in you! 370 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,376 - Adequate. - For who? 371 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,167 Do you people even know why archer loved woodhouse? 372 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:06,170 Sure he knew his shit, but he'd also done shit. 373 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:09,273 And you can't find that with tests about premium cashmere 374 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:12,743 From psychopaths who just want to watch the world burn! 375 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,022 - I don't need to watch the world burn. 376 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,246 I'm all about the smell. 377 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,849 - Pop quiz, hot shot: Archer's got three ladies at his place, 378 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,951 But they all have nose-based urges, 379 00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,020 But the bathroom is occupied by archer's mother, 380 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:24,855 Who spilled archer's nacho delivery 381 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,858 On her grade c cashmere. What do you do? 382 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,805 - Obviously, I would keep the women 383 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:30,989 Separated long enough to... 384 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,397 - [imitates buzzer] cheryl? 385 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,434 - All right, who's next? 386 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,003 - Uh, is no valet an option? 387 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,939 - No, it's not an option. It was the first thing I tried. 388 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:45,075 - It just feels like you could talk one barry to another. 389 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,078 Right, chainsaw barry? - [electronic screech] 390 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:51,615 - Okay, not a talker. - Use the laser hand. 391 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,319 - [grunting] - this is for your own good! 392 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,722 - Cyril, stop screwing around and throw me the hand. 393 00:15:58,825 --> 00:15:59,825 - I'm a little busy! 394 00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,103 - Leading this whole mission 395 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,871 Down an inferior russian toilet? 396 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,406 I agree. - I get it. 397 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,965 I'm the worst team leader in the history of team leaders. 398 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,045 - Well, knowing is half the battle. 399 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,914 - I honestly forgot he was team leader. 400 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,571 - [angrily] enough! 401 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,639 [electronic zaps] 402 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,007 [heavy breathing] 403 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:19,710 - Holy sociopath, cyril. 404 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,812 - What? 405 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,925 You wanted me to kill the guy this whole time. 406 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,148 I showed strength! 407 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,718 - Yeah, but you don't kill an unarmed, poorly tied up man 408 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,820 To prove a point. 409 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,399 - Yeah, pretty grim stuff, cyril. 410 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:34,058 - Ooh, I hope these four little girls are just his friends, 411 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,960 But the resemblance is uncanny. 412 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,095 - It's not... I was following... 413 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,698 Why didn't you go to work at the grocery store? 414 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,166 [crying] 415 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:45,069 - The virus is uploading, but there's a problem. 416 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:48,005 - You want cyril to tie it up and snap its neck? 417 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,875 - It looks like the barry-bot system has a failsafe. 418 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,057 [mechanical clunking] 419 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:55,045 [metal creaking] 420 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:58,015 [sinister music] 421 00:16:58,117 --> 00:16:59,984 - What is it? 422 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:01,785 ♪ ♪ 423 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,127 [mechanical whirring] 424 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:13,097 [suspenseful music] 425 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,232 ♪ ♪ 426 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,134 - [laughs] chef barry? 427 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,003 Who designed these? 428 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,071 Oh, sorry. Is this weird for you? 429 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,140 - Yeah. Weirdly therapeutic. 430 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:24,322 - Lana, how's it going 431 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,221 With the slowest virus upload in history? 432 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:30,114 - I don't control the upload, you dick! 433 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,393 - Well, you do control your attitude, 434 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,752 Which honestly has been really insensitive. 435 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:35,886 - Me? 436 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,366 You haven't eased off my husband since you woke up. 437 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,201 - I'm allowed to be insensitive. 438 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,425 I just woke up from a coma. 439 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,360 Which, now that I think about it, did I? 440 00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,496 This all feels pretty coma-y. 441 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,158 - [grunts] no, it's real, bud. 442 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,378 But I'm with you. 443 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,480 Lana, you really need to be more supportive 444 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,282 During this period of adjustment. 445 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:57,074 - I am incredibly supportive! Right, cyril? 446 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:58,208 Where the hell is cyril? 447 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,177 - [grunts] 448 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:04,081 [cries] I'll take care of you. 449 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,449 [crying] 450 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:08,018 - Maybe he can take care of himself? 451 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,131 - [scoffs] 452 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,499 He'd burn down the building making toast, 453 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,123 Out of spite for having to make toast. 454 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,336 - What about those barry-bots? 455 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,204 Could krieger reprogram one to valet? 456 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,595 - Oh, definitely maybe. 457 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:21,498 - A robot valet would cut down on bloodstains. 458 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,201 I'll make the call. - Just fyi, 459 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,214 That laser field is still very active. 460 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,238 [lasers zapping] 461 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,909 - My... I know we don't say it anymore, but... 462 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,310 Both: Sploosh. 463 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:34,556 - [british accent] apologies for my tardiness. 464 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,714 I volunteer at a lemur rehabilitation center 465 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:40,250 And it was my turn to rinse the tamarind leaves for snack time. 466 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,353 - It's fine. - Oh dear, your drink. 467 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,499 Allow me. [sniffs] 468 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:47,391 Black manhattan was it, heavy on the luxardo? 469 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,194 - [sighs] just so. 470 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,429 - You must be the tech. I must say, 471 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:55,499 I've never seen such a deadly laser in such a compact device. 472 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,679 - That's the compliment I never knew I wanted. 473 00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:01,238 Can I call you dad? - You can call me aleister, 474 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,173 If the position is still available. 475 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,555 - That all depends. 476 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,622 Pop quiz: Archer's got two broads at his place, 477 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,380 Sisters, only thing is, they don't know about each other, 478 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,515 And one is temporarily blind due to... 479 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,350 - I keep his drink full, my mouth shut, 480 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,919 And the paramedic on speed dial. 481 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,132 - Paramedic? 482 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,288 - Veterinary paramedic. 483 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,224 No need to alert the authorities. 484 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,537 - Hmm. He'll do. 485 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:26,030 - More of them? Where are you guys coming from? 486 00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,297 [suspenseful music] 487 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,366 [short circuiting] - oh, perfect. 488 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,036 Better late than never inevitable double cross. 489 00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:33,637 - You were saying? 490 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:38,342 - I was saying... Sorry for assuming a double cross 491 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:41,245 That I guess isn't coming. - No, it wasn't. 492 00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,646 - Well, thanks for the hand. 493 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,482 And the hand. - It's missing two fingers. 494 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:48,352 - Yeah, it was already like that when I chopped it off. 495 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,087 Ready to finish this? 496 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:54,024 ♪ ♪ 497 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,026 - Not that ready. 498 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,228 ♪ ♪ 499 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,165 [alarm blares then fades] 500 00:20:01,267 --> 00:20:03,033 [electrical failure] 501 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:03,867 - [sighs] 502 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,402 The virus uploaded. Just in time. 503 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,539 - Really? Uh, I guess good mission, 504 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:12,376 Buddy. - No, great mission, bud. 505 00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:15,045 [crumbling, thumping loudly] 506 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:19,550 ♪ ♪ 507 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,219 - What part of "we're done" is this, lana? 508 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,353 [gunshots] 509 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,434 - Agh, the failsafe had a failsafe! 510 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,091 - Well, that's just stupid. 511 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,993 - [grunts] 512 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,229 You guys go. 513 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:34,565 Time for daddy to give baby a spanking. 514 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,968 No, I don't stand by that. Let me... 515 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:38,402 [grunts] 516 00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:42,206 [gunshots] 517 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,485 - Cyril! 518 00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:46,243 - [crying] 519 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,447 - Guys, this is really more of a distraction than, 520 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,527 Like, a totally well thought out plan. 521 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,429 - Lana, barry can't handle this thing on his own. 522 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:55,493 We need to help him. 523 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:57,488 - No, we need to get out of here. 524 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,600 We accomplished the mission. 525 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,557 - Wha... an emp grenade? 526 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,593 - Two robots. One boom. 527 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,562 - Are you kidding me? - Fine, you can throw it. 528 00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,776 - All mission I've been waiting for a double cross, 529 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,711 And now you're gonna double cross barry? 530 00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:11,847 Lana: Hey, you said he was an evil cyborg, 531 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,582 And he's served his purpose which means... 532 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,317 Archer: Which means caring for him 533 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:16,621 Has become inconvenient, right? 534 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,611 And it's easier to move on to new slash much older things? 535 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,758 Barry: I think I've got a plan, but it's not great. 536 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,282 - It's not moving on to take care of yourself, 537 00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:26,583 Which is what I'm doing! 538 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,486 - Taking care of yourself because robert can't? 539 00:21:29,588 --> 00:21:31,221 Sexually, I mean. 540 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,422 Barry: Any other plan? 541 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,491 - Robert and I have a very active sex life. 542 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:36,727 I'm sorry the world changed, and that must be hard, 543 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,563 But it wasn't my job to lay weeping by your hospital bed. 544 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:43,100 I have a life, and I am very content! 545 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,379 - Oh, right, 546 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:45,747 Because all content people scream that they're content. 547 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,305 Barry: Okay, just gonna do my plan. 548 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,311 Good-bye, barry. 549 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:58,115 - Barry! 550 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:07,291 You brave, beautiful cyborg. [cries] 551 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:08,603 - I'm sorry, archer. 552 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,505 I know you two connected this mission. 553 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:13,397 - We really did. He was my friend. 554 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:15,799 Oh, god. Barry was my friend. 555 00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:19,403 This coma thing has been hard. - I'm here for you, archer. 556 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,505 - No thanks, cyril. But look! 557 00:22:21,607 --> 00:22:23,874 Cyril, look! - Oh, man. 558 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:27,578 - He did have a penis. And it was magnificent! 559 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,720 Don't let your old man see this, right? 560 00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:32,308 - Just gonna let you have this one. 561 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,718 - Goodnight, mi amigo. 562 00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:40,424 [crying] ♪ estas son las mañanitas ♪ 563 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:44,494 ♪ que cantaba el rey david ♪ 564 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:48,565 ♪ hoy por ser día de tu santo ♪ 565 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:52,536 ♪ te las cantamos a ti ♪ 566 00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:56,440 - Aw. You did remember. 567 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,019 - Barry? How? 568 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:01,612 - Uploaded my consciousness into another barry 569 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,891 Right before the explosion. 570 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,948 - You can do that? - I guess so. 571 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,751 And hey, heard what you said about my penis. 572 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:10,721 Thanks, bud. - I meant every word, pal. 573 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:14,424 It was... wow. Really impressive. 574 00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:15,871 - Huh. So you're basically unkillable? 575 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,455 - I am now, thanks to that virus. 576 00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:20,876 And in spite of all your efforts. 577 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,777 - What... this? [nervously laughs] 578 00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:24,568 I mean... Cyril ordered me to bring it 579 00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:26,615 As, uh, as team leader. - Oh, come on! 580 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:29,506 - Lana, it's fine. Barry doesn't hold a grudge. 581 00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:32,509 But other barry... well... 582 00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:35,345 [sinister music] 583 00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:38,348 [both laughing] 584 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:44,187 - He hates you. 585 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,343 - Made in georgia. 586 00:24:06,367 --> 00:24:09,367 Subtitles >>>>oakislandtk<<<<< www.opensubtitles.org 43580

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