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Now, she's ours!
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Some breakfast?
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Yeah! Come on!
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C'mon!
Come and get me!
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Oh, you're so good.
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Gabrielle!
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Xena!
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What?
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Where d'ya think you're going!
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Xena, this was our
only frying pan.
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Why do you do that?!
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You do have weapons, don't you?
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I like to be creative in a fight.
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It gets my juices going.
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Can we cook
with your juices?
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Could you guys talk
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about this some other time?
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Oh, yeah--
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- I've cut off the--
- Flow of blood to my brain.
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I've heard all about it.
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What do you want to know?
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Who sent you?
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Zagrayas--
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he wants to loot a little
village not far from
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here that had a big
harvest this year.
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What village?
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Piedmont.
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Zagrayas said you
were in the area, so--
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he sent us here to stop
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you before you
could get in his way.
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Looks like we're
going to Piedmont.
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- All right, Gabri--
- Hey! Hey!
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Oh, sorry I, um--
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I guess I haven't
totally woken up yet.
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Which way?
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I don't know.
I've never been here before.
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Xena--
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you know-- you should have
asked for instructions
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when you had the
pinch on that guy.
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Well, you were there.
Why didn't you ask him?
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Oh, like you would want me
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to butt in on one of
your pinch interrogations?
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Why not?
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You ask good questions.
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Really?
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Thank you.
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Yo!
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Yo!
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Xena--
here comes a guy.
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Let's try this.
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You put the pinch on him
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and I'll ask the questions.
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Hey!
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Why don't we just try asking
him the regular way, first, huh?
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Alright.
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Excuse me, sir. Do--?
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Are you Xena?
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Yes.
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my-- my village is
in great danger.
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Can you help us?
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Is Zagrayas after
your village too?
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Not Zagrayas.
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A giant wanted us to pay
him protection money.
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But we didn't have enough.
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So he says he's gonna come
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this afternoon--
and flatten our town.
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Two villages in dire straits.
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I hate when that happens.
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Well--
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I guess we'll just have to
methodically examine the needs
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of each village, and then--
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determine where we
can do the most good.
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Yeah?
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All right--
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now I've made a list
of the pros and cons.
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Which village is in greater danger;
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which has the most to lose;
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giant versus warlord, and so on.
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Now, I'm sure with careful
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consideration of the facts,
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we can come to the right decision.
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Heads-- we take on the giant.
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Of course-- that's another way.
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Laurel.
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It's this way.
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Hey! Hower!
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Does your village have a store
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that sells frying pans?
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You know, I really don't wanna
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hear about this all day.
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Look! I'll drop it.
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I suppose raw meat can't kill you.
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Fine.
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In a time of ancient gods...
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...warlords...
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...and kings...
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A land in turmoil
cried out for a hero...
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She was Xena...
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a mighty princess,
forged in the heat of battle...
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...The power...
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...The passion...
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...The danger...
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Her courage will
change the world...
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A Day in the Life
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Are you male or female?
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Male.
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Living? Dead?
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Oh, I am very dead.
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Were you killed by
a certain Warrior Princess?
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Yes.
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Well, that narrows
it down-- a little.
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Atyminius?
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No.
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I almost go you that time.
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No, you didn't.
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What are you talking about?
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I was this close.
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You were this close 'cause
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I let you get this close.
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We'll see.
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Hower..
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how big is this giant?
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I don't know. He-- he's never
been to our village before.
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And he just sends threats
through a messenger.
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Well, how do you know
there really is a giant?
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We've heard he's already
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destroyed a village
in the next valley.
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So, he's never been
to your village.
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We may be able to use
that to buy some time.
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I had no breakfast, all right?
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Hower, is there
a creek nearby?
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Ah, yeah--
just over that ridge.
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Great.
Let's take a detour and eat.
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Fish sounds good.
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You know, a frying
pan would come in
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handy right about now.
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Get off it, Gabrielle.
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Are you a warlord or royalty?
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Warlord.
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Doesn't she need
a fishing pole?
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It's much too
conventional for her.
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Are you Dagnine?
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Nope.
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What do you like, Hower?
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Trout or perch?
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Trout.
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I'll take salmon.
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Wrong kind of creek;
wrong season; wrong--
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Fine-- how about eel?
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Eel.
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See that?
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Horse tracks, lots of them.
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Looks like Zagrayas' army
forded the creek here recently.
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It means it won't be long
before they strike at Piedmont.
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What a shame that litle
village has to be looted.
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I'm not gonna let
that happen, Gabrielle.
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Xena, you can't stop it.
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You can't be in two
places at once.
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I don't have to be.
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One eel coming up!
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Here you go!
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Ah, that's funny-- yeah.
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Let me ask you
something, Gabrielle.
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Does Xena ever think about--
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settling down and getting married?
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No-- she likes what I do.
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I think she likes
what she's doing.
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No, I don't think settling
down is for Xena.
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Maybe she just
hasn't met the right guy.
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You know, anything's
possible, Hower.
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Hower--
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I saw some wood lying around.
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Would you mind collecting it?
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We're gonna have to
cook these, somehow!
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Thanks-- good shot.
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Another one's fallen for you.
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- Again?
- Yeah.
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Why does this always happen?
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It's the blue eyes, the leather.
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Some guys just love leather.
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I think a wardrobe
change is in order.
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You could wear chain mail.
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Yeah, but I think that'd
just attract a kinkier group.
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You're probably right.
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On the other hand,
I could just stop
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bathing and wear a
smelly wolf skin.
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That'd turn 'em off.
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That's true.
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Of course, you'd also
be travelling alone.
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Flowers for a flower.
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Thanks, Hower.
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- Did you see that?
- What?
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She took the flowers--
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she likes me.
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Oh, boy.
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Gabrielle--
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what do you think you're doing?!
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That's just great.
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It's gonna smell
like fish for days!
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Well, what was I
supposed to use, huh?
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You threw our only
good cutting knife
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at a warlord last week.
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I bet it's still sticking
out of his thigh.
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I'll wash it off
for you, Xena.
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That's all right, Hower.
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How far are we away
from your village?
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It's about two more
hours-- due east.
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Good-- we can
find it on our own.
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There is something
you can do for me.
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Anything.
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I want you to deliver
a message to Zagrayas.
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Tell him not to worry
about anything.
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I won't get in his way
if he doesn't get in mine.
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That's it?
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Yeah.
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I don't understand it, either.
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But I learned that she works
in mysterious ways.
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And the bacchae crushed
their victims like a python!
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Python, right.
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And the bacchae fell on their
victims like hungry wolves.
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That'll work.
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You used my scrolls?!
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Now, take it easy. There were
no good leaves in the bush.
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I used a piece that didn't
have much writing on it!
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Y--
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The giant's coming.
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I hope I spelt Laurel right.
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Who cares?!
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Giants can't spell.
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You know, how do you
know he's coming this way?
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I haven't heard him
in a few minutes.
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Maybe--
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maybe he's gone another route.
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There's a giants'
burial ground close by.
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I figure he might wanna
stop there on the way.
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Let's go.
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- Gabrielle!
- What?!
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Come on.
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Light or dark hair?
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Dark.
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Fat?
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No-- buff.
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Toxeus.
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No--
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that's interesting.
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What?
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There's actually
something
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interesting about
this place, Xena?
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Hello-- this is like every other
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village we've ever been in.
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You know, for
once, you think
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somebody would try
something new--
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line the road with birch trees or--
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No-- I mean, there's no one here.
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Quit wiggling!
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Stop wiggling, you--
rotten goat!
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Hello.
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You're-- you-- you're
Xena, aren't you?
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Yes.
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All right!
I finally get to meet the--
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the Warrior Princess herself!
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I've heard about
all your adventures.
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How you unchained death,
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and-- and
liberated Prometheus,
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and-- nailed that
Callisto witch.
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Listen.
I-- I'm just here to--
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You are the main thing,
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the real deal,
you know?!
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The number
one attraction!
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And, um-- you must be--
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Lariel.
272
00:15:52,027 --> 00:15:54,147
What's it like to travel
with the hottest warrior
273
00:15:54,147 --> 00:15:55,953
in the butt-kicking bizz, huh?
274
00:15:56,764 --> 00:15:58,220
Does she sleep in the--?
275
00:15:58,245 --> 00:15:59,004
Well.
276
00:15:59,029 --> 00:15:59,894
Hey!
277
00:16:00,652 --> 00:16:02,348
Lady, we're on a mission.
278
00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:04,770
And-- we stayed behind to help.
279
00:16:05,145 --> 00:16:06,733
All the other villagers--
they've run to the hills--
280
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,921
except for me and
my boyfriend, Hower.
281
00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:10,905
You've probably
met him already.
282
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:11,836
Where is he?
283
00:16:12,117 --> 00:16:13,593
Ah-- he's doing me a favor.
284
00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:15,149
He told me about
your problem.
285
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,319
Well, I want you to know--
286
00:16:18,358 --> 00:16:20,608
I'm ready to do
anything you need.
287
00:16:21,261 --> 00:16:23,152
I'm as strong as a bull--
288
00:16:23,831 --> 00:16:24,991
and I can read.
289
00:16:25,422 --> 00:16:27,794
That's a pretty rare
combination in these parts.
290
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,137
So-- what's you plan?
291
00:16:31,298 --> 00:16:32,450
Your strategy?
292
00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:34,926
How're you gonna whip
this overgrown fleabag?
293
00:16:35,371 --> 00:16:36,390
I don't know yet.
294
00:16:40,046 --> 00:16:41,616
I'm gonna have to
think this one out.
295
00:16:42,639 --> 00:16:43,599
Fine--
296
00:16:44,365 --> 00:16:46,312
What can I do to help
you concentrate?
297
00:16:54,118 --> 00:16:55,273
Mezentius?
298
00:16:55,893 --> 00:16:56,764
No.
299
00:16:57,909 --> 00:17:01,229
Who could it be?
Don't-- don't tell me.
300
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,425
Is it too hot?
301
00:17:02,609 --> 00:17:04,082
No, it's just right.
302
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,311
I'll go get some more.
303
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,673
What are we going
to do about the giant?
304
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:14,900
I don't know;
it hasn't hit me yet.
305
00:17:18,925 --> 00:17:21,288
You know, we could get
Minya to round up the mirrors.
306
00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:22,604
Mirrors?
307
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:24,790
Yeah-- in case he's
wearing a helmet.
308
00:17:25,662 --> 00:17:26,989
You know, like Goliath.
309
00:17:27,779 --> 00:17:29,426
You can reflect
the sun onto him.
310
00:17:29,451 --> 00:17:30,387
He'll take off the helmet
311
00:17:30,387 --> 00:17:32,021
and expose the giant soft spot.
312
00:17:32,871 --> 00:17:34,358
I've already done that.
313
00:17:34,383 --> 00:17:36,144
Yeah, I know-- and it worked.
314
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,292
You know, you don't have to be
315
00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:39,800
original every time
you fight, Xena.
316
00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:42,267
I suppose not.
317
00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:44,824
Here, now I'll do your back.
318
00:17:50,393 --> 00:17:51,884
That's enough, Minya.
319
00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:56,729
She's in that, 'I'll do anything
for the Warrior Princess' haze.
320
00:17:57,450 --> 00:18:02,181
Yeah-- well, she's
a good kid-- I suppose.
321
00:18:02,774 --> 00:18:04,583
You know, her boyfriend
is in love with you.
322
00:18:05,415 --> 00:18:08,039
Guess I'll have to
straighten that out, too.
323
00:18:09,853 --> 00:18:10,994
Why you?
324
00:18:11,653 --> 00:18:13,399
Because I do
the sensitive chats.
325
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,819
Well, that doesn't
mean that I can't.
326
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,072
Why do you have to be so
competitive about everything?
327
00:18:21,097 --> 00:18:21,974
Oh, and you're not?
328
00:18:21,999 --> 00:18:23,522
I'm less competitive than you are.
329
00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:25,884
That's enough, Minya!
330
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,589
- Thank you.
- Sure.
331
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,719
Have you got your plan yet?
332
00:18:33,182 --> 00:18:34,148
Well--
333
00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:36,873
We want you to collect
all the mirrors in town.
334
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:42,229
Is that what you want, Xena?
A mirror is part of the plan?
335
00:18:42,596 --> 00:18:45,259
Yeah-- for now.
336
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:52,509
What?
337
00:18:53,238 --> 00:18:54,594
You said, 'for now.'
338
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,252
So?
339
00:18:58,129 --> 00:18:59,682
You're not gonna do
that again, are you?
340
00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:00,565
What?!
341
00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:01,826
You know what.
342
00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:04,273
We set up a perfectly
good plan, and then
343
00:19:04,298 --> 00:19:05,877
you change it at the last minute.
344
00:19:06,151 --> 00:19:07,253
Well, you gotta be flexible.
345
00:19:07,278 --> 00:19:08,478
It comes with the job.
346
00:19:12,929 --> 00:19:14,462
Are you sitting on the soap?
347
00:19:15,674 --> 00:19:17,235
I was wondering
what that was--
348
00:19:36,815 --> 00:19:39,520
Hello, Hower!
Xena's here!
349
00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:41,618
Isn't she incredible?!
350
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:44,302
So strong,
351
00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:47,495
so-- confident, so brave, so--
352
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,874
Beautiful.
353
00:20:02,814 --> 00:20:04,103
Well, she's all right--
354
00:20:04,555 --> 00:20:05,926
if you like that type.
355
00:20:13,598 --> 00:20:14,582
Xena--
356
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,998
I delivered your message
to Zagrayas. He--
357
00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:19,256
Wanted to know
what I was up to,
358
00:20:19,281 --> 00:20:21,226
and decided to hold off
his attack on Piedmont
359
00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:22,478
till he could figure it out.
360
00:20:22,737 --> 00:20:24,780
And, he wouldn't
agree to my offer.
361
00:20:25,971 --> 00:20:28,376
That's right.
How did you know that?
362
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:29,900
I used to ride with Zagrayas.
363
00:20:30,123 --> 00:20:31,186
He's got nerves of mush and
364
00:20:31,211 --> 00:20:32,927
he wouldn't trust his own mother.
365
00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:35,885
Hower, I want you to go back
to him, and tell him that
366
00:20:35,885 --> 00:20:37,813
I don't mind if he sacks Piedmont,
367
00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:40,057
but he'd better not come
anywhere close to Laurel.
368
00:20:40,082 --> 00:20:41,855
- Got it?
- All right--
369
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,301
Anything you want, Xena.
370
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,654
Well-- I'm going now, Xena.
371
00:20:46,801 --> 00:20:47,706
Bye, Hower.
372
00:20:47,731 --> 00:20:48,583
Hey!
373
00:20:50,169 --> 00:20:51,864
Hower, say goodbye to Minya.
374
00:20:57,441 --> 00:20:58,380
Bye.
375
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,121
He's running.
376
00:21:11,816 --> 00:21:14,277
I've never seen him run
for anything but a meal.
377
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:26,527
When Hower gets back,
one of us has got to talk to him.
378
00:21:31,142 --> 00:21:32,087
Minya--
379
00:21:33,767 --> 00:21:35,033
is this your frying pan?
380
00:21:35,457 --> 00:21:36,340
Yeah?
381
00:21:36,705 --> 00:21:37,890
Do you wanna trade?
382
00:22:02,498 --> 00:22:03,919
Ah, yeah!
383
00:22:07,563 --> 00:22:08,714
Sinteres.
384
00:22:08,714 --> 00:22:09,618
No.
385
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,181
Was it someone you
fought before I met you?
386
00:22:14,206 --> 00:22:15,156
No.
387
00:22:18,549 --> 00:22:21,077
Fine-- who was it?
388
00:22:22,628 --> 00:22:23,873
Theodorus.
389
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,621
Theodorus?
390
00:22:26,621 --> 00:22:28,852
Xena, Callisto killed Theodorus.
391
00:22:29,205 --> 00:22:32,384
Yeah-- but she was in
my body at the time.
392
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:34,759
Y--
393
00:22:40,577 --> 00:22:41,554
Hey!
394
00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:45,798
The rotten thing
came back and bit me!
395
00:22:46,243 --> 00:22:47,248
You gotta be careful with it.
396
00:22:47,273 --> 00:22:49,077
What are you doing
with my whip, anyway?
397
00:22:49,414 --> 00:22:51,004
It isn't your whip, anymore.
398
00:22:51,029 --> 00:22:52,547
I traded my best frying pan
399
00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,126
for it-- fair and square.
400
00:22:56,054 --> 00:22:58,736
Look-- we have
to cook our food.
401
00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:01,175
I am still waiting for
the fish I had for lunch
402
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,848
to stop brying to
swim upstream!
403
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:05,483
No, this isn't about
cooking, is it?
404
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:08,294
I don't know what
you're talking about.
405
00:23:09,324 --> 00:23:10,776
I messed with your scroll,
406
00:23:10,801 --> 00:23:14,949
so you-- you traded
my whip for a frying pan?
407
00:23:24,394 --> 00:23:25,627
I want it back.
408
00:23:25,652 --> 00:23:27,728
No! It belongs to me!
409
00:23:28,051 --> 00:23:29,617
You don't get that concept very
410
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:32,145
well, do you? The whip is mine.
411
00:23:32,556 --> 00:23:33,783
The frying pan's yours.
412
00:23:33,808 --> 00:23:35,285
Hower is mine!
413
00:23:38,004 --> 00:23:39,085
She's yours.
414
00:23:44,951 --> 00:23:46,748
I'm going to go
check on the giant.
415
00:23:47,430 --> 00:23:49,414
Move all the mirrors up
the north end of town.
416
00:23:58,223 --> 00:24:00,574
You're not the only tough
broad around here, you know?!
417
00:24:03,613 --> 00:24:05,655
You can run, but you can't hide!
418
00:24:06,004 --> 00:24:08,216
Warrior Princess, my--!
419
00:24:18,671 --> 00:24:19,835
Oh, Xena!
420
00:24:23,898 --> 00:24:25,049
Yo, Hower.
421
00:24:26,694 --> 00:24:28,874
- Zagrayas--
- Is moving in this direction?
422
00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:29,854
That's right.
423
00:24:29,879 --> 00:24:30,928
How do you know all that?
424
00:24:30,953 --> 00:24:32,052
You're a genius.
425
00:24:32,215 --> 00:24:35,403
No, I just know that scum
always floats to the surface.
426
00:24:36,255 --> 00:24:37,599
He wants to see what
I'm doing in Laurel.
427
00:24:37,624 --> 00:24:39,327
He figures there must
be some profit in it.
428
00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:42,210
But why do you want
him to come this way?
429
00:24:42,235 --> 00:24:44,969
Then we'll have to fight the
giant and Zagrayas' army.
430
00:24:44,994 --> 00:24:46,418
Not if we time
things right.
431
00:24:53,896 --> 00:24:55,036
What is it?
432
00:25:00,782 --> 00:25:01,827
Wow!
433
00:25:02,895 --> 00:25:04,733
And I thought
I had big feet!
434
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:06,963
Three paces.
435
00:25:07,876 --> 00:25:09,267
It's gotta be Gareth.
436
00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:11,650
Who's Gareth?
437
00:25:13,082 --> 00:25:14,438
Only the biggest
and meanest
438
00:25:14,463 --> 00:25:16,169
giant who ever
walked the Earth.
439
00:25:20,572 --> 00:25:22,469
And thanks to Xena,
440
00:25:22,494 --> 00:25:24,602
the Bacchae were turned into the
441
00:25:24,627 --> 00:25:29,173
beautiful women
they were before.
442
00:25:30,106 --> 00:25:31,071
What do you think?
443
00:25:32,602 --> 00:25:33,704
It's pretty good.
444
00:25:34,765 --> 00:25:35,901
Do you have one
where Xena steals
445
00:25:35,926 --> 00:25:37,198
somebody's boyfriend,
446
00:25:37,223 --> 00:25:39,558
or, do you always
leave that part out?
447
00:25:40,218 --> 00:25:41,089
Minya--
448
00:25:41,268 --> 00:25:43,777
look, Xena would never
take anybody's boyfriend.
449
00:25:44,448 --> 00:25:45,675
She has more integrity in
450
00:25:45,700 --> 00:25:47,476
that way than
anyone I've ever met.
451
00:25:47,975 --> 00:25:49,045
She will send
the right message,
452
00:25:49,070 --> 00:25:50,328
I guarantee it.
453
00:25:50,839 --> 00:25:51,671
Minya--
454
00:25:53,634 --> 00:25:55,212
I wanna be real
honest with you.
455
00:25:58,831 --> 00:26:00,511
I think I'm in love with Xena.
456
00:26:03,205 --> 00:26:05,059
She sent him a
message, all right.
457
00:26:09,977 --> 00:26:10,939
Xena--
458
00:26:11,809 --> 00:26:13,219
we need to talk about Hower.
459
00:26:13,244 --> 00:26:14,587
The giant is Gareth.
460
00:26:14,612 --> 00:26:15,535
We don't have much time.
461
00:26:15,535 --> 00:26:17,054
The mirror plan won't work.
462
00:26:18,003 --> 00:26:18,946
Gareth is--
463
00:26:19,323 --> 00:26:21,694
The biggest, meanest giant
ever to walk the Earth.
464
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:23,510
Xena's old buddy, Goliath,
465
00:26:23,535 --> 00:26:25,127
wanted to get revenge
on Gareth for
466
00:26:25,152 --> 00:26:26,398
killing his family.
467
00:26:26,423 --> 00:26:28,899
But then, Xena and
Goliath ended up on
468
00:26:28,924 --> 00:26:31,907
opposite sides during
the Israelite-Philistine feud.
469
00:26:31,932 --> 00:26:33,690
And then Goliath got wasted.
470
00:26:37,463 --> 00:26:39,476
I read it in one
of her scrolls.
471
00:26:44,556 --> 00:26:45,935
Does Gareth wear a helmet?
472
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:47,287
With a heavy nose guard.
473
00:26:47,604 --> 00:26:48,839
Well, why won't the mirrors--?
474
00:26:49,206 --> 00:26:50,435
No, there are heavy rain clouds
475
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:51,529
moving in from the west.
476
00:26:51,717 --> 00:26:53,489
There won't be any
sunshine to reflect.
477
00:26:55,098 --> 00:26:56,179
What're we gonna do?
478
00:27:06,449 --> 00:27:08,375
Zeus killed giants
with lightning bolts.
479
00:27:10,728 --> 00:27:12,460
How are we going
to get lightning bolts?
480
00:27:25,027 --> 00:27:25,964
There.
481
00:27:27,017 --> 00:27:28,095
What is it?
482
00:27:28,911 --> 00:27:30,234
I don't have a name for it.
483
00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:31,471
But if I can get it
up into the air,
484
00:27:31,471 --> 00:27:33,372
I think we can use
it to nail Gareth.
485
00:27:34,509 --> 00:27:35,932
Get it up in the air?
486
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,385
Yeah, you know?
487
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,061
Make it fly.
488
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,514
Let the wind carry it.
489
00:28:07,594 --> 00:28:10,468
Looks like your precious
has got a screw loose.
490
00:28:15,607 --> 00:28:16,528
Xena--
491
00:28:16,907 --> 00:28:19,673
look-- I hate to doubt you after
all we've been through, but--
492
00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,290
I think this is a long shot.
493
00:28:21,570 --> 00:28:22,960
Well, what's your plan?
494
00:28:23,219 --> 00:28:24,123
Hey, don't get defensive.
495
00:28:24,148 --> 00:28:25,710
I just don't share
your vision here.
496
00:28:25,735 --> 00:28:26,880
There were plenty
of other times
497
00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,557
when you didn't
share my vision.
498
00:28:28,986 --> 00:28:30,782
Yes, and you were
right those other times.
499
00:28:30,807 --> 00:28:32,702
But, eventually
you're going to be wrong.
500
00:28:32,892 --> 00:28:34,226
Call it the law
of averages.
501
00:28:34,389 --> 00:28:35,421
I just as soon it not be
502
00:28:35,446 --> 00:28:36,690
when the biggest
giant to ever walk
503
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,151
the Earth is
headed our way!
504
00:28:39,449 --> 00:28:40,606
Maybe if I ran with it.
505
00:28:57,004 --> 00:28:59,770
All right!
Come on.
506
00:29:12,399 --> 00:29:14,033
Have faith, Gabrielle.
507
00:29:15,081 --> 00:29:16,215
Have faith.
508
00:29:27,491 --> 00:29:28,656
We did it!
509
00:29:29,477 --> 00:29:30,875
We did it! We did it!
We did it!
510
00:29:31,239 --> 00:29:32,035
Yeah!
511
00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:32,968
When Gareth gets here,
512
00:29:32,993 --> 00:29:33,958
we're gonna have a--
513
00:29:34,326 --> 00:29:36,421
piece of parchment
floating in the air,
514
00:29:36,421 --> 00:29:38,171
with a belt-buckle
hanging on it.
515
00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:41,079
Xena, what is
this supposed to do?
516
00:29:41,630 --> 00:29:43,312
Bring the power
of Zeus to Earth.
517
00:29:44,092 --> 00:29:45,608
Here-- you take over.
518
00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:47,858
Keep it up there just
as long as you can.
519
00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:50,016
I'm gonna go talk some
sense into Hower.
520
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:51,936
Are you sure you--
you don't want me to--?
521
00:29:51,936 --> 00:29:52,863
Gabrielle--
522
00:29:52,989 --> 00:29:54,388
I think I can handle it.
523
00:29:54,999 --> 00:29:56,317
Keep that string taut.
524
00:29:58,184 --> 00:29:59,100
Xena!
525
00:29:59,730 --> 00:30:00,614
Hey!
526
00:30:07,660 --> 00:30:08,922
Come here!
Come here!
527
00:30:16,134 --> 00:30:17,133
Xena.
528
00:30:17,574 --> 00:30:19,636
I was just brushing
Argo down for you.
529
00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:21,592
I think she likes me.
530
00:30:23,633 --> 00:30:25,438
Hower, Minya's a good woman.
531
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:28,098
She loves you.
You're lucky to have her.
532
00:30:29,211 --> 00:30:32,129
And you got a snowball's
chance in Tartarus with me.
533
00:30:32,129 --> 00:30:33,307
You got that?
534
00:30:37,277 --> 00:30:39,375
I think you're denying
your feelings, Xena.
535
00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:40,938
But I can be patient.
536
00:30:41,183 --> 00:30:42,545
You'll come around.
537
00:30:51,527 --> 00:30:52,589
Gabrielle.
538
00:31:02,910 --> 00:31:04,157
Gabrielle?
539
00:31:13,962 --> 00:31:14,931
You know, I would
have had you
540
00:31:14,931 --> 00:31:16,314
if I hadn't done
the war cry.
541
00:31:17,201 --> 00:31:18,512
Yeah, sure you would.
542
00:31:19,214 --> 00:31:20,683
It's your turn
to talk to Hower.
543
00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:22,131
Right--
544
00:31:22,376 --> 00:31:24,183
your flying parchment's
stuck in a tree.
545
00:31:29,810 --> 00:31:32,651
My love for Xena
will last forever!
546
00:31:37,035 --> 00:31:38,541
OK-- thanks Xena.
547
00:31:50,854 --> 00:31:52,058
What did you say to her?
548
00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:55,119
I just gave her some
advice about handling men.
549
00:31:55,728 --> 00:31:57,407
But I don't know if
she really listened.
550
00:31:58,042 --> 00:31:59,527
She doesn't trust me, you know?
551
00:32:00,183 --> 00:32:01,447
How did it go with Hower?
552
00:32:01,652 --> 00:32:02,611
Not well.
553
00:32:02,611 --> 00:32:04,282
Maybe you could kick
him around a little bit.
554
00:32:04,609 --> 00:32:05,439
Yeah--
555
00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,725
He might like it.
556
00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:08,828
That's true--
557
00:32:10,477 --> 00:32:11,846
You know--
if this works,
558
00:32:11,871 --> 00:32:13,357
I'll repay an old
friend a debt.
559
00:32:14,594 --> 00:32:15,588
Goliath?
560
00:32:16,441 --> 00:32:17,384
Yeah--
561
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,043
I've always regretted
that he had to die.
562
00:32:22,278 --> 00:32:24,684
But at least now I get to
even the score for him.
563
00:32:26,442 --> 00:32:27,818
The giant that
killed his family is
564
00:32:27,843 --> 00:32:29,625
headed toward the
wrong village.
565
00:32:31,171 --> 00:32:32,884
The dead can
hear our thoughts.
566
00:32:33,589 --> 00:32:35,360
I'm sure that he knows
you care about him.
567
00:32:36,574 --> 00:32:37,474
Yeah.
568
00:32:43,152 --> 00:32:44,308
What was that?!
569
00:32:46,521 --> 00:32:49,165
Sounds like Zagrayas
just ran into a certain giant.
570
00:32:49,717 --> 00:32:52,010
That Gareth never could
resist stomping an army.
571
00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:54,200
Brilliant!
572
00:32:54,225 --> 00:32:55,536
That was your plan all along.
573
00:32:55,561 --> 00:32:57,538
To bring Zagrayas
into Gareth's path.
574
00:32:58,459 --> 00:33:00,154
Do all your plans work this well?
575
00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:02,999
Let's hope so--
576
00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:05,146
'Cause when he's
done with Zagrayas--
577
00:33:06,872 --> 00:33:08,617
he's coming for us.
578
00:33:29,586 --> 00:33:31,022
What's taking him so long?
579
00:33:31,523 --> 00:33:32,524
Cut him some slack.
580
00:33:32,549 --> 00:33:34,412
He's just stomped
an entire army.
581
00:33:34,437 --> 00:33:35,718
He's probably resting.
582
00:33:39,297 --> 00:33:40,312
Where's Minya?
583
00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:43,299
I hope she's taking
some advice I gave her.
584
00:33:44,344 --> 00:33:45,405
Xena!
585
00:33:50,501 --> 00:33:51,864
Hi, Zagrayas.
586
00:33:52,425 --> 00:33:53,766
Having a bad day?
587
00:33:56,803 --> 00:33:58,811
You set me up, Xena!
588
00:33:59,148 --> 00:34:02,038
That giant destroyed
my entire army!
589
00:34:02,524 --> 00:34:03,728
It's not fair!
590
00:34:03,897 --> 00:34:05,677
I'm just trying
to make a living!
591
00:34:05,947 --> 00:34:07,528
All us warlords are!
592
00:34:07,553 --> 00:34:09,834
A little looting! A little mayhem!
593
00:34:10,444 --> 00:34:11,955
You used to do it, Xena!
594
00:34:12,261 --> 00:34:13,394
But you changed!
595
00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:15,385
And you ruined everything
for all of us!
596
00:34:15,573 --> 00:34:16,664
With your chakram,
597
00:34:16,689 --> 00:34:18,745
your-- whip, your
sword, your fists,
598
00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:20,093
and your little tricks!
599
00:34:20,529 --> 00:34:22,442
You made fools of us all!
600
00:34:23,505 --> 00:34:25,284
I'm here to end it, Xena--
601
00:34:25,671 --> 00:34:27,218
end it all! Yeah!
602
00:34:27,845 --> 00:34:30,100
One of us ain't leaving
this place alive, Xena.
603
00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:31,235
So come on!
604
00:34:32,994 --> 00:34:35,038
Let's have at it!
605
00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:38,346
Hey! Tough guy!
606
00:34:38,798 --> 00:34:40,822
You wanna talk or fight?
607
00:34:42,157 --> 00:34:43,533
Another one!
608
00:35:12,283 --> 00:35:13,141
Minya!
609
00:35:13,587 --> 00:35:14,894
That was amazing!
610
00:35:15,927 --> 00:35:17,579
I had no idea you--
611
00:35:18,804 --> 00:35:20,556
Looked so good in leather?
612
00:35:40,907 --> 00:35:42,323
Where did you get that whip?!
613
00:35:42,592 --> 00:35:43,561
Hower!
614
00:35:48,749 --> 00:35:50,915
He's headed toward
the giants' burial ground first.
615
00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,036
I've gotta go out to meet him.
616
00:35:54,095 --> 00:35:55,516
If this doesn't work--
617
00:35:55,922 --> 00:35:57,216
or if the bad weather
doesn't hold,
618
00:35:57,241 --> 00:35:59,194
I want you to get
Hower and Minya to safety.
619
00:35:59,477 --> 00:36:01,099
Don't let them die
in a lost cause.
620
00:36:02,450 --> 00:36:03,434
Xena--
621
00:36:04,508 --> 00:36:06,884
I'm sorry I traded your
whip for a frying pan.
622
00:36:08,919 --> 00:36:10,491
I shouldn't have
used your scrolls.
623
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,307
We're even.
624
00:36:16,947 --> 00:36:18,094
It's time.
625
00:37:27,957 --> 00:37:30,807
Gareth-- we meet again.
626
00:37:56,389 --> 00:37:58,553
I'm going to squash
you like an insect.
627
00:37:58,922 --> 00:38:00,531
In your dreams.
628
00:38:11,392 --> 00:38:13,483
I'm going to
get you, Xena.
629
00:38:13,941 --> 00:38:15,364
Come on, handsome!
630
00:38:17,454 --> 00:38:19,577
Come on, Gareth--
you couldn't catch a cold!
631
00:38:41,594 --> 00:38:43,860
You should have more
respect for the dead!
632
00:38:44,193 --> 00:38:46,073
You can't get away from me.
633
00:38:46,683 --> 00:38:48,959
You'll be joining them
sooner than you think!
634
00:39:14,323 --> 00:39:15,373
Goliath says
635
00:39:15,398 --> 00:39:16,301
'Hello.'
636
00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:57,486
That bunch up there
looks like a big dipper.
637
00:39:58,577 --> 00:39:59,647
A dipper?
638
00:40:01,135 --> 00:40:02,182
Yeah, you know--
639
00:40:03,437 --> 00:40:04,891
like one of those
cups that you
640
00:40:04,891 --> 00:40:06,329
draw water
out of a bucket.
641
00:40:11,257 --> 00:40:13,780
It looks-- it looks
like a bear to me.
642
00:40:15,474 --> 00:40:17,236
- A bear?
- Yeah.
643
00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:19,185
How do you get a bear?
644
00:40:19,225 --> 00:40:20,968
Look it-- look--
there's the body;
645
00:40:21,304 --> 00:40:22,702
see the little ears,
646
00:40:23,782 --> 00:40:24,889
and-- tail.
647
00:40:29,653 --> 00:40:30,520
Xena?
648
00:40:30,878 --> 00:40:32,849
Oh, no-- I'm so sorry.
649
00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:35,027
Are you all right?
650
00:40:35,507 --> 00:40:36,477
I'll live.
651
00:40:37,390 --> 00:40:39,848
I'm sorry.
I-- I never thought I'd--
652
00:40:39,873 --> 00:40:41,076
I'd really hit you. I--
653
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,043
It's all right. Let's just try
and go to sleep, now, OK?
654
00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:52,517
Hey!
655
00:41:01,269 --> 00:41:02,769
Did you just
let me hit you?
656
00:41:04,874 --> 00:41:07,218
No, you nailed me
fair and square.
657
00:41:08,556 --> 00:41:09,864
You did,
didn't you?
658
00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:12,491
You-- you let me hit you,
659
00:41:12,516 --> 00:41:14,210
because you
feel sorry for me.
660
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:17,062
Go to sleep.
661
00:41:19,817 --> 00:41:20,833
All right.
662
00:41:23,072 --> 00:41:24,527
I know you
let me hit you.
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