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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

(TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING)

Hello, Comfort Support Line.

(LINE GOES DEAD)

George, remind me,
are we allowed to do 1471?

GEORGE: No!

Well, we need to get someone on 9.

Yeah, I'm aware of that, thank you.

Sorry I'm late.

Oh, that's all right.
Not to worry, come through.

Now, I thought I'd pop you in
opposite Liz, have you met?

No, I don't think so. Hi, I'm Andy.

- Hello.
- Hi.

Oh, he's given you prime location there.

Ream]?

Yes, this was Victoria's booth,

she was one of our longest
standing volunteers,

but she's had to take a bit of
gardening leave.

She had three dead dads in two days.
It tipped her over the edge.

That was probably her phoning just then.

Yes, and if it was we'd have respected
her confidentiality, wouldn't we, Liz?

Of course we would, George.

Lets get you sat in, shall we?

Right. Thanks.

As you can see, it's compact and bijou,
with a south-facing terrace

and en-suite facilities.

Don't worry, Andy,
I didn't laugh either.

Now, obviously you've done
your induction,

but when the calls come in, er,
we like to pick up within three rings

and begin every dialogue with,
"Hello, Comfort Support Line."

OK.

I don't mind if people use
the abbreviation (ISL

because Comfort Support Line does
sound a bit like bras.

You've got one for your moobs,
haven't you, George?

Ignore her. Now, whatever the caller
wants to talk about

we offer active listening.

Er, although I would say one in every
five calls will just be silent.

That's right, cos they're
plucking up the courage.

Yes, yes.

You just have to make sure they're not
plucking something else.

Ah, you mean...

...masturbating.

It has become a bit of an epidemic.

How will I be able to tell?

Liz! Your ear soon becomes attuned.

Now, you may find you have a dead hour
or so when nobody rings.

I don't mind you bringing in, erm,
a novel, newspaper, word-search is fine,

but I do frown on people watching
box-sets of The Walking Dead

on their mobile phones.

It was the season finale,
leave me alone.

The point is, you have to be focused,
ready to go at the drop of a hat.

- Ole.
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)

There you go,
do you want to plunge straight in?

- Really? Should I...
- Yep. Grab it.

Hello, Comfort... CSL line.
How can I help you?

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Hi this is an important message

regarding your payment protection
insurance policy.

- Hang up.
- In order to...

I thought I wasn't allowed to terminate
the dialogue?

It's not a dialogue, is it?

We'll have to do something about this.
There's more PPIs than wankers.

Have you been volunteering long?

Me?

I was gonna do it for two weeks,

-five years ago.
-(CHUCKLES)

- I just got addicted to it.
- Mmm.

I love it. What about you?

Oh, I just, you know, thought it was a
really good thing to do.

When my sister died I really wished

- I could have had someone to talk to.
-(PHONE RINGING)

Hello, Comfort Support Line,
how can I help you?

Oh, well, have you tried using a spoon?

It might work.

Mmm.

Yeah. I know.

(SIGHS)

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Oh, erm, George?
George, I've got a call!

GEORGE: OK, yep.

Remember, no leading, no counselling.
just active listening.

OK.

Hello, Comfort Support Line,
can I help you?

WOMAN: Oh...

(MOUTHING)

Erm, did you want to talk to someone?

Oh, God...

Well, a couple of years ago there was...
An incident.

Right.

After the incident,
I was pretty depressed, obviously,

but I did manage to get back on track
even though it...

It was quite a serious incident.

I see.

And, erm, I mean as Steve said
at the clinic,

with that kind of incident you're not
going to bounce back overnight, are you?

- It takes its toll.
- Well...

But I can't sleep now for thinking
about the incident

and I'm having nightmares about it,
and all I think when I wake up is,

"God! The incident, the incident,
the incident! Christ!"

What was the incident?

I 'd rather not talk about it.

OK, so without revealing to me the
nature of the incident...

It's not a magic trick.

Sorry. Erm...

It was an abortion, if you must know.

Right, good.
Well, erm, that was your choice.

- I know it was!
- No, no,

I mean it was your choice to tell me.
I didn't force it out of you.

What?

-(LINE GOES DEAD)
-(SIGHS)

Well, that went well.

Yeah, don't worry. Really good.
Don't beat yourself up.

Just glad you didn't mention terminating
the call.

(PHONES RINGING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

MAN: And it wasn't even like we 'd had
a bad holiday, it was good.

We went out for some nice meals
and the hotel was nice,

and I'd got a good deal.

I'd got one of them deals, you know,
where you cut out and paste the numbers?

Mmm-hmm.

And she seemed happy with it
at the time I think,

but I think the weather was quite bad
so there was a lot of sitting in cafes,

so that doesn't help.

No.

And it kind of makes you realise that
you've got nothing to say to each other.

I mean...

I'm talking like it came from me,
but it didn't.

I mean, I tried to start conversations
but she'd...

They'd just be one word answers like
"Yes" or "Dunno".

I felt like she wasn't really interested
in what I had to say,

do you know what I mean?

- Hmm.
- WOMAN IN BACKGROUND: Hello!

Anyway, I'm gonna go now because
I've just heard her come back in,

but thanks very much,
you've really helped me.

Good, well... That's why we're here.

It's nice talking to you.

You too, bye. Mother, is that you?

I bet that's a relief.

Yeah... What?

That call, seemed like a long one.

Yeah, it... It was.

Erm, I was dying for him to finish.

Not that I wasn't interested
in what he had to say,

just that I was...
Relieved when he'd said it. I'm Andy.

1oanne.HL
- Hi.

Do you mind if I sit down for a second?

Er, no, no, no. Course...

I know you're quite new

and please don't think
I'm being patronising.

Patronise means to talk down to someone.

- Right.
- That's a joke, by the way.

Good, yes.

It's just, I've been a volunteer here
for three years now

and I always say the same thing to all
the new recruits,

don't get involved.

Right, no. I wasn't going to,
I'm not even looking so...

I don't mean with me,
I mean with the callers.

Right, yes.

George has said, it's not a good idea.

No, it's not.

These people are not your friends,

in spite of what Liz might say.

Ah, she does seem chatty.

Probably been bitching about me already,
has she?

Has she?

Not that I know of.

Let her. I don't care.

I don't want any part of that clique.

- I don't...
-just keep your guard up

and your shutters down.

Mmm.

Anyway, I'll let you finish that drink.

Oh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Cheers.

- Mmm.
- Good luck, Andy.

Thanks.

- Bye.
- Bye.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Hello, Comfort Support Line.

MAN: Hi...

Did you want to...

AUTOMATED VOICE:
This is an important message

regarding your payment protection
insurance policy.

Piss off!

- Oh, let me guess, another PPI.
- Mmm.

Persistent Pain in the Intestine,
I call them.

Right, I'm off. I've got a hot date
with a Fray Bentos' Steak & Ale pie.

Ooh! Hello, CSL.

(WHISPERS) Night, night.

Hello?

WOMAN". Is Victoria there?

Ah, sorry, no.
Victoria's not in tonight.

What's your name?

I'm afraid we're not advised to give out
our personal details.

Victoria did.

Well, she's no longer a volunteer here,
but I am.

OK.

You can tell me your name if you'd like.

It's Chloe.

Hi Chloe. I'm...here for you.

Will you talk to me?

Of course.

What... What do you want to talk about?

Well, erm...
I'm just here to listen, so you tell me.

Well, I hate my life, I hate my mum,
I hate my step-dad,

I especially hate my step-dad.
I haven't done anything with my life...

How old are you Chloe?

I'm 16.

Well, there you go.
You know, you're still very young.

You've got your whole life ahead of you.

Ha! Yeah. Ooh...

Chloe...

(MOANS)

Chloe, I don't want to be rude,

but if you're doing what
I think you're doing

I'm gonna have to ask you
to stop because...

What? I've got stomach cramps.

Oh, well, that's OK.
It's just that we're not allowed to...

I've taken some tablets.

Sorry?

I've taken tablets.

Have you? OK, erm, how many?

Oh, erm, dunno. 30? 40?

Right.

I just wanted someone to talk to
before I go.

Well, erm... Yep, I...
I can do that for you, er, Chloe,

and I'm certainly going to keep
talking to you,

but if you had a mobile you could dial
999 and ask for an ambulance...

No. Please don't do that.

I'm not gonna do that, Chloe.
I'm not gonna do that, I promise.

I promise. We'lljust talk.

Thank you.

(SIGHS) It's hat.

Yeah, yeah the, erm,
the windows are painted shut in here

so, er, we can't get any air in.

That's a shame.

Chloe?

Are you all right?

Mmm. Will you sing to me?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm not very good
but I'll give it a go.

What... What did you want to hear?

Well, [like American Pie

but I think it might be a bit long.

Do you know Shine?

Take That?

Yeah.

I think I know some of it, erm...

# You, you're such a big star to me
You're everything I want to be

# But you're stuck in a hole

# And I want you to get out

# I don't know what there is to see

# But I know it's time for you to leave

# We're all just pushing along

# Trying to figure it out, out, out #

I don't really know the rest.

How was that?

Chloe?

Chloe!

My name's Andy, by the way.

(SIGHS)

-(SNIFFLES)
-(TELEPHONE RINGING)

H ello, CS I.

OLD WOMAN: (VOICE SHAKING) I'm sorry to
bother you, but I just couldn't sleep.

You see, Picasso died last week

and the house seems
so empty without him.

He was my cat, you see,
and he meant the world to me.

-l-lello?
- Yes, yes, e rm ...

I'm sorry to hear that.

It's not just me, Binky misses him,
and Percy.

They were from the same litter.

I just miss his little paws
padding about.

He had such a lovely meow.

They all have very different
personalities, you know.

Mmm.

And Picasso was such a softy, really.
Although, he did have his moments.

He would often bring me little parcels
from the garden,

a TTIOUSG OT 8 shrew.

And he would demand that I pick him up,

but you're not supposed
to encourage them.

Anyway, I'm devastated, to be honest.

I just don't see
how I can go on day to day.

There's such a hole without him.
It's like a terrible ache.

Oh, well, he'sjust a cat.

I beg your pardon?

It's just a cat.

It sounds like you've got
other ones, have you?

Yes, but nothing will replace Picasso.

Well, another cat would.

I want your name...

(TELEPHONE SOUNDS)

Well, I'd put them all
in the green ones,

but lose the headdresses. Yeah.

And you don't want to go all
Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, do ya?

And how much are they?
Well, do Primark not do them?

Oh, hang on a sec...
Oh, I see, yes, yes...

Liz...

just a minute, George.

Terminate that call, please.

- I'm with a client.
- No, you're not. Terminate the call.

I'm sorry, caller,
but my supervisor's instructing me

to terminate this call,
would you waitjust a sec?

- What?
- You're not allowed personal calls.

How many times have I got to tell ya?

She called the helpline.

Yeah, to talk about bridesmaids dresses.

She's very upset about it,
it is a big decision.

It is completely against the rules
to clog up the lines with personal calls

-and prevent other people...
- Oh, piss off, George.

I'm working.
Some of us are here to help people.

Hello. Yes, you were saying...

Put that phone down.

Well, I'd go for the white shoes...

Oh, well, they can wear their own at the
reception, can't they?

Well, tell her she can't
wear wellingtons.

She's 45, for goodness sake.

What are you doing?

Give it! Fucking phone!

(STRUGGLING)

What?

Are you for real?
Did you see that, Valerie?

It was an assault! Psycho!

Are you all right, Valerie?

He hurt me chin!

Anyway, he's been reported,
but they won't do anything.

It's bad for the image.

They don't want anyone knowing the
volunteers are more fucked up

-than the people ringing in.
- Hmm.

How are you anyway?

Yeah, I was just a bit shaken.

It was so weird,
I actually heard someone die.

Well, you didn't, you were singing
Take That, but I know what you mean.

You just feel so helpless,
but I suppose you've gotta do

what Joanne said
and pull the shutters down.

Well, she would say that, wouldn't she?

She's got so much ice up her fanny
I call her Jayne Torvill.

It's a coping mechanism.

Mechanisms are for robots
and that's what she is.

I've never once seen her use the tampon
machine in the ladies', you know.

Hi, Andy. Hi, Liz.

Oh, hi, chuck.

How are you feeling?

- A Lot better thanks.
- Good.

Good. Put it behind you.
It wasn't your fault.

I got you one of those drinks you like,
I hope it's the right one.

Thanks.

See? Complete bitch. "Put it behind ya."
She couldn't care less.

The people who ring here want a friend,
they want to be told what to do.

Doing nothing makes it worse.

Like, I had a man on this morning whose
mother had put her head in the gas oven

because her cat had died. Imagine that?

He what?

He was sobbing his heart out, poor sod.

Inconsolable. And he was a squaddie,

he'd been in Iraq.

Now, I was able to talk to him like
a mate,

I told him about when my mother died.

In George's world I wouldn't have been
able to do that, would I?

What was the cat's name?

Eh?

The woman who killed herself.

What was the cat's name?

Picasso. Why?

No reason. Excuse me.

Is Andy all right?

I don't know, Joanne.
I don't get involved.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Hello, Comfort Support Line.
How can I help you?

MAN: I saw her on Tues...
Tuesday, er, Wednesday.

No, I saw her on Tuesday,
saw her on Tuesday,

and she came up to me
and she actually came up to me and said,

"Hiya." But it wasn't "Hiya" like just
like, uh, "Hiya, hi, there."

It was, "Hiya" like, like, "Hiya!"
Like beautiful, like lyrical-like,

"Hiya!" "Hiya!"

So, it wasn't just like a,
"Oh, there he is, hiya... Hiya."

It was hiya like, "Hiya!" "Hiya!"

Good. Good and, er, what did you say?

Well, I didn't say anything,
I spat on her.

(LINE GOES DEAD)

Andy, everything all right?

Yeah, yeah.

Well, I just wanted to say what
we talked about yesterday,

it's totally fine,
there won't be any repercussions.

Thanks, George.

You know,
this is a pressure cooker environment,

we've all snapped at certain points
so don't dwell on it.

Speaking of which, I've got to go
and talk to the trustees

about, erm, recent events involving
me and Liz,

so I wondered if you could, er,
do me a favour,

take Michael through his induction.

Michael, this is Andy,
he's going to sit in on your first call.

- Pleased to meet you.
- Hi.

Michael has been transferred from the
Wood Green office

so he knows the basics.
I'll see you later.

Oh, are you all right there?
Can you squeeze in?

I think so.

If you need to use the loo,
I'd go now before you get settled in

cos, er, you don't wanna
get caught short.

I'm all right, thanks.

It can be quite harrowing...

Especially if it's a number 2...

No, I mean some of the phone calls.

Oh, right, yeah, yeah.
But we don't say nothing, do we?

Yeah... Well, not nothing,

er, but it is important not to get
too involved.

You don't want your own emotions
to get in the way.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

All right, yeah. Go ahead, yeah.

(CLEARS TH ROAT)

Hello, Comfort and Support Line.

Do you want to talk?

WOMAN". I think so. What's your name?

Er, Michael.
Do you want to tell me your name?

You don't have to.

It's Chloe.

Hi, Chloe. What's on your mind today?

Oh, just...
I hate my life. I hate my mum,

I hate my step-dad...
Especially hate my step-dad.

just one second, Chloe.

- Did I do it wrong?
-(WHISPERS) No, no, carry on, carry on.

Ahem. Er, sorry, erm
how long have you felt like this?

Too long now.
I don't... I don't want to carry on.

Well, it's never too late
to change your life around.

Gscovvs) It might be.

I've taken some tablets.

What? You've taken some tablets?
How many, Chloe?

Er 30, 40?

Right, well, the thing to do
is stay calm.

Now, you listen to me,
you fucking little bitch.

Andy?

I don't know what sick, twisted thrills
you get from ringing these helplines

but it stops now. Do you hear me? Now!

- But I've taken some tablets.
- Good.

Andy?

Do you have any idea what you've done?

The damage you've caused?

What are you talking about?
I... I just wanted you to sing to me!

Oh, fuck off!

Well, that is not
how we do it in Wood Green.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

(PHONES RINGING)

Well, you all know me,
I'm not one for making speeches

I'm more of a listener.

And I don't like saying goodbye either.
Especially after all these yea rs.

Erm, we've had our ups and downs
in this office,

but I like to think I was always fair.

But we can't ignore the powers-that-be

and the recommendations
that they've made.

So, it's with great sadness
that we have to see Liz go.

I don't know if you want to say
a few words, Liz.

Well, as you all know,
I don't want to go

but I've been, er, shall we say
"politely encouraged" to move on.

I shall miss some of ya,
you know who you are.

And I shall miss helping people,
because that's all I ever did.

And if that's not what
you're meant to do here,

then I'm sorry.

Anyway,

I bought a bottle of Cava.

Have a little drink on me.

Cheers, everybody.

- Yay...
-(APPLAUDING)

Excellent.
Don't forget why we're all here.

There's lots of people out there
that need us tonight

so just sensible, please, don't go mad.

Would you open that for us?

I know you won't,
but if you ever feel like ringing me,

this is me number.

Oh, thanks, Liz.
I'll have to give you mine.

Oh, that's all right, Andy.

I know where you are.

Oh, thank you, Valerie.

Oh, that's kind.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

I know.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Hello, Comfort Support Line,
how can I help ya?

(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

Oh, yes, Y“ 'gust put you through.

Andy! It's for you.

Oh, right. Thanks, Liz.

-(TELEPHONE RINGING)
- Hello?

WOMAN". I've taken some tablets.

What do you want, Chloe?

I just wanted to say sorry.
I didn't mean to upset ya.

You haven't upset me.

I feel sorry for you. You need help.

That's why I'm ringing a helpline.

No, you just want attention
and I'm not giving it to you.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Look, you ring this number again
and I will track you down

and shut your stupid whining mouth up
for good!

MAN". Is this the Comfort Support Line?

Yes, how can I help you?

I'll... I'll leave it for now,
thank you.

(LINE GOES DEAD)

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

-# You're such a big star to me...
Stop 'R.

-# You're everything I want to be
- Stop it, Chloe.

# But you're just stuck in a hole #

Right, I'm going to put you onto
my colleague, Liz.

No! I won't speak to anyone else,
I only want to speak to you.

Listen, Chloe.

I need you to understand something.

Because of your actions
an old lady died.

Now, that's very serious.
The police could get involved.

Do you see?

Someone took their own life directly
because of what you did.

I don't think so, Andy.
I think that's because of what you did.

What?

You said, "It's just a cat", didn't you?

Told her to get another one.

Maybe I should talk to the police?
Tell them what actually happened.

Who told you that?

Are you having a party?
I might come along.

I know where you are.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

CS I.

Hello, Chloe.

Sorry?

What are you doing here?

I forgot my bag. Is that you, Andy?

Yeah. I'm in George's office.

Why?

Chloe knew about the cat lady
committing suicide.

She knew we were having a party tonight.
It had to be someone who works here.

- Oh.
- And then you turn up.

Yeah, cos I forgot my bag.
Who's Chloe?

Don't worry, joanne,

I've got the time-codes here.

I'm gonna find the footage
of you calling me as Chloe

and then I'm ringing the police.

Andy, I don't know what
you're talking about...

(LINE GOES DEAD)

What time-codes?
What are you talking about?

MAN: It's just that, you know, iii
if] lose the farm then that,

that's it. It's... It's all gone.

Mmm, I see.

You know and...
(CONVERSATION SPEEDING UP)

...as well.

There's not many names you can give
to cows these days

-without sounding like an idiot.
- Mmm.

Oh, let me guess. Another PPI?

Persistent Pain in the Intestine,
I call them. Right, I'm off.

I've got a hot date with a Fray Bentos'
Steak & Ale pie.

What do you want to talk about?

Erm, I'm just here to listen,
so you tell me.

Well, I hate my life, I hate my mum,
I hate my step-dad,

especially hate my step-dad.
I haven't done anything with my life.

How old are you, Chloe?

I'm 16.

JOANNA: And it's just in here...

Ahem, Andy, this is Glen.
He's replacing Liz.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Er, you just get yourself sat down here
and I'll do your induction in a minute.

- Is he not in yet?
- No.

What do you think we should do?

- I'm gonna call the police.
- Really?

Yes!

You saw those clips.
They go back years.

This isn'tjust nuisance phone calls.
The guy is insane.

I spoke to Victoria last night.
I told her it was all him.

She couldn't believe it.
She's still on medication.

Well, exactly. He's got to be stopped.

OK.

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Won't be a minute.

Hello, Comfort Support Line,
can I help you?

Hello, Andy. It's me.

Hello.

I don't think I'm gonna be able
to speak to you for a while.

No, I don't think you are.

I just wanted to say thank you
for listening.

Twenty-seven years I've listened to
other people's problems.

I just wanted someone to listen to me.

Hmm. Well, the police can listen to you,
cos I'm gonna call them.

Goodbye, George.

I have done one last naughty thing.

And what's that?

You know the lady who killed herself
because her cat died?

Yeah.

I told her son where you worked.

- Andy?
- Yea h?

(SHINE PLAYI N G)