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D'oh!
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Haw-haw! Green screen.
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Lenny,
I didn't know you had kids.
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I don't.
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I hired them to look like
I'm a family man.
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How you doing, Lenny Jr.?
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Never better, Lenny Sr.
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-Hey, I just got cast
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as Krusty's kid
at a custody hearing.
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Possible recurring.
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Later, loser!
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Kids.
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Welcome, iso-tots.
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Are you having fun?
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Yay!
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Excellent. Now, as your parents
leave you alone with me,
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let's begin the festivities.
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Yes, there they go. Bye-bye.
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Last mommy out. Excellent.
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I now declare the start
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of Put Your Kids to Work Day.
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This plant has over 17,000
contaminated crevices
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that only your tiny hands
can reach.
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Get to work, slackers.
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At least this ride
doesn't have a creepy song.
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♪ You'll work for me,
or you'll get the lash ♪
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♪ You won't get dental,
health or cash. ♪
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No!
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Even Mr. Burns
can't get away with this.
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Oh, Monty, you've still got it.
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That was like taking
eight hours of work from a baby.
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Mr. Burns, according to
the child labor laws
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of the United States...
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Aah! Accountability?
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In this game of cat and mouse,
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I'm afraid Mr. Mouse
is far smarter than...
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I know you're in here,
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and nothing will stop me.
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Wait, this is a men's room.
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Ew, ew, ew!
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Is that a tuna sandwich
on the sink?
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Ugh! Gross, gross, gross!
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Oh, employee cave drawings.
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Let's see
what's on their feeble minds.
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"There once was a lady
from China..."
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"And North Carolina."
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I assume what's in between
is unimportant.
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There!
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Someone drew a big,
crying cucumber. That's nice.
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Ooh! Something about me.
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I'll need my cheaters for this.
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What?
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Oh!
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Oh! They hate me.
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Well, maybe things are better
in the ladies' room.
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Effigies can be burned?
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You should have seen
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those hateful graffitos,
Smithers.
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And the drawing of me
was so off-model.
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I wouldn't worry, sir.
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Our workers
are pretty well-pacified.
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-Intimidation.
-Alleged intimidation.
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-Beatings.
-Alleged beatings. Mm.
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The poisonings.
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Ah, yes.
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We've had some alleged good
times, haven't we, Smithers?
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But there is an undercurrent
of contempt for me.
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No, there isn't.
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You said Burns
is worse than Hitler.
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Well, not worse at his job
than Hitler,
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but a worse person.
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Huh. Was that the work whistle?
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Eh, who cares.
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Everywhere,
I'm surrounded by malcontents,
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termagants and Lennys.
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Well, we could show the workers
some actual respect,
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uh, considering
how many have died.
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Or I could go undercover
and infiltrate the workers.
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I'm beginning to suspect
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these monitors
have been tampered with.
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I've assembled
a world-class team
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to create
your undercover disguise.
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The face mask specialist from
the Mission: Impossible movies.
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I made Ving Rhames
look like Kristin Chenoweth.
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I don't know any of those words,
but I'm impressed.
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We'll also provide you
with a dynamic new body.
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Ooh. Does everything work?
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Everything
that works for you now.
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Damn it! That's only two things.
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And we top off the disguise
with a voice modulation chip.
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Mr. Burns,
I'm gonna make you sound...
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hella different.
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Oh, yeah.
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Let's get to work.
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Oh, my God. It's extraordinary.
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You now have the body and face
of a man half your age.
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BURNS:
78? Now, enough gallimaufry.
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I want to see my reflection.
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Someone bring me
a mountain stream.
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Say goodbye to Montgomery Burns.
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Say hello to Fred Kranepool
from turbine maintenance.
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Excellent.
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Hello, Joe. What do you know?
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Just got back
from the picture show.
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Beat it, weirdo.
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You're fired.
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You can't fire me.
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Hey, newbie. Over here.
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Homer Simpson.
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Fred. Uh...
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No, that's not it.
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Fred Kranepool.
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You seem like a happy lot
here at the nuclear plant,
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suckling from the teat
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of the great
C. Montgomery Burns.
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You said "teat."
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Yes, I did, didn't I?
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Now that we're chums,
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what's on your mind?
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Any complaints?
Insubordinate remarks?
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Actually, now that
you mention it...
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-Yes...?
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Uh-oh. Better get back to work.
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Ah, so soon?
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Sorry, but Mr. Burns
has a special way
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of telling you
your lunchtime's over.
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I heard the craziest thing.
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Some nuclear plants
don't have hounds chasing you.
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Eh, different world.
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Huh. I guess when you're on
the other side of it,
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releasing hounds can be cruel?
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Oh, yeah. Super cruel.
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I had to get rabies shots
in my stomach for a month.
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Skipped the last couple.
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Ugh, you poor guys.
Here, please.
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Here's a Buffalo nickel
for each of you.
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Hey, thanks a lot, man.
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Why don't you join us
at Moe's tonight?
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Moe's?
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Yeah, it's that bar
that was featured
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on I'll Drink
What Phil's Drinking
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with Phil Rosenthal.
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Mmm. What animal
is this egg from?
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Uh, I want to say horse?
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Oh. Could I be sick in this?
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Oh...
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Somebody take Phil
to the hospital.
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Fred, buddy, you coming?
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I'm in.
Just need to signal Smithers.
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I hate that signal.
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Moe, this is our new pal Fred.
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Apparently, we've been working
with him for years.
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We never noticed.
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Set him up with a beer. On me.
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-Fred!
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Thank you, friend.
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I like the way you said that,
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like it was a foreign concept
or something.
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You know,
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it might be
John Barleycorn talking,
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but you annoying fleas
aren't half bad.
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All we're looking for is
a little friendship and respect.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right.
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To friendship and respect.
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And also evil.
I mean, I mean, football.
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Football!
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Ah, whoa, whoa. Sorry, Barn.
Your seat's taken.
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Oh, you show up late
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for your nightly
bender just once...
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Uh, don't you worry.
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I just instituted
drive-through service.
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Drive safely.
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't
we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't
we be friends? ♪
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♪ I see you
'round for a long, long time ♪
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♪ I remember you ♪
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♪ When you drink my wine ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't
we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
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♪ Why can't
we be friends? ♪
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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Okay, um,
your turn to sing, Fred.
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Fred! Fred! Fred!
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Very well.
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I've got a toe-tapper
everyone can sing along with,
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"The Spaniard That Blighted
My Life."
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"The Spaniard That Blighted
My Life," BLH1493. Go.
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♪ List to me, while I tell you ♪
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♪ Of the Spaniard
that blighted my life... ♪
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Everybody!
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♪ List to me, while I tell you ♪
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♪ Of the man that pinched
my future wife. ♪
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BURNS:
Those idiots like me
for me, Fred Kranepool.
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Uh, sir, I'm worried.
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The suit just detected
a heartbeat.
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-I'm turning you off.
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-Other button, sir.
-Shut up.
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Where is he?
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I'm supposed to read him
his bedtime story.
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Smithers, what are you
still doing up?
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I was worried about you, sir.
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Worried? Eh.
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I just had the greatest night
of my life.
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-With my friends.
-What?
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Oh, you should've
seen it, Smithers.
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They enjoyed my company.
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I've had "frenemies," but
they were all French enemies.
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Never a friend.
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I think of you
as more than a friend, sir.
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What did I tell you
about thinking?
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Well, did you find anything out?
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Any scuttlebutt from the union?
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The only union that concerns me
now is the union of men.
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What would you know about that?
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Where have you been?
You missed dinner.
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There's this really cool new guy
at the plant.
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You know what's cool is
spending time with your family.
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-That's not cool.
-Yeah, Mom, it really isn't.
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I agree with Mom
on everything but this.
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I'm sorry. Definitely not cool.
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Oh, all right, all right.
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I just don't trust new people
in this town.
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Like Lady Gaga?
She came, she inspired Lisa
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and we never heard
from her again.
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Who needs friends like that?
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So, fellows,
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what's on our
social agenda tonight?
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More galivanting, I hope?
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Well, we really should do
a little work.
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Yeah. I have a whole inbox
of unsplit atoms
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I haven't gotten to yet.
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Fred, are these men
bothering you?
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-Oh, back off, Smithers.
Whoa!
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I'll box your ears next time you
speak to me with such insolence.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, my God.
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You totally pwned him.
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Hmm. I suppose I did pwn him.
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I did.
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Ugh, that was quite
the kerfuffle.
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I better go take
a three-hour nap.
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No, no, wait. While Smithers
is off drowning his sorrows
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in a pamplemousse Perrier,
Burns is unprotected.
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This is the perfect time
for you to represent us
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and hit the old skinflint up
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for a decent benefits package.
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Me, talk to Burns?
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Oh, I wouldn't. I-I couldn't.
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He's got the sharpest mind
in all 46 states.
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Hey, come on, please.
For your friends.
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I won't let you down.
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You down, you down, you down.
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I'll help you, friends.
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FRED VOICE:
Don't you understand, Burns?
259
00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:08,885
Without the workers,
this plant is nothing.
260
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,219
If you give them respect,
261
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,846
it comes back to you
a hundredfold.
262
00:12:11,923 --> 00:12:14,223
Respect the workers?
263
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,569
What next? Put batteries
in the smoke detectors?
264
00:12:17,645 --> 00:12:20,146
Have you no heart?
265
00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:21,814
I certainly do.
266
00:12:21,891 --> 00:12:24,409
I'm not flooding this room
with mustard gas right now.
267
00:12:24,486 --> 00:12:28,029
I'll give you a chance to tell
your buddies that you failed.
268
00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:32,325
But then they might not
like me anymore.
269
00:12:32,401 --> 00:12:35,369
You're right. Friendship
is something worth treasuring.
270
00:12:35,446 --> 00:12:38,998
Boy, he's really raking Burns
over the coals.
271
00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:41,000
Yeah, I like how they're not
interrupting each other.
272
00:12:41,077 --> 00:12:43,094
-So polite.
Yes, spirits, yes.
273
00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:45,213
I'll give them
everything they want.
274
00:12:45,289 --> 00:12:47,924
He said...
We heard everything.
275
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,592
Clearly it was
two people talking.
276
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,594
We got to spread the good news.
277
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:55,273
We love you, big guy.
278
00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:57,942
Mr. Burns, what have you done?
279
00:12:58,019 --> 00:13:00,061
There is no Mr. Burns.
280
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,896
Only Fred.
281
00:13:01,973 --> 00:13:03,172
What are you saying?
282
00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:06,692
Montgomery Burns died
when I put on this suit.
283
00:13:06,769 --> 00:13:08,361
And six other times this week.
284
00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:10,988
Thank God for the new liver
and kidneys.
285
00:13:11,065 --> 00:13:14,242
Wait up, guys!
Beers are on me!
286
00:13:14,318 --> 00:13:15,701
I might have two tonight.
287
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:17,912
That's right: two sips!
288
00:13:22,118 --> 00:13:23,876
Hope you're hungry, Homer.
289
00:13:23,953 --> 00:13:27,088
I got up at 2:00 a.m. and
slow-roasted a breakfast turkey.
290
00:13:27,164 --> 00:13:29,224
Sorry, no time for food.
I got to get to work.
291
00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:37,932
When did Homer turn into someone
who wants to go into work?
292
00:13:38,009 --> 00:13:39,984
Oh, no. It's in the air.
293
00:13:40,061 --> 00:13:42,937
Now I want to go to school
and make something of myself.
294
00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:44,939
Ooh.
295
00:13:45,016 --> 00:13:46,991
Hey, work is amazing now.
296
00:13:47,068 --> 00:13:49,944
A magical place where we get
what we deserve and more.
297
00:13:50,021 --> 00:13:51,988
And it's all due to Fred.
298
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,949
Okay, so when are we gonna
meet this Fred?
299
00:13:55,026 --> 00:13:57,076
Oh, you've already
met him, Marge,
300
00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:59,504
in the smile on my face.
301
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,008
-Should we tell him
it's a Saturday?
302
00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:05,510
Eh, not yet.
303
00:14:05,587 --> 00:14:08,179
At least we'll get some
of the roast turkey for once.
304
00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:10,423
♪ I don't want to work ♪
305
00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:14,510
♪ I want to bang
on the drum all day ♪
306
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,096
♪ I don't want to play ♪
307
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:21,067
♪ I just want to bang
on the drum all day ♪
308
00:14:22,011 --> 00:14:23,436
♪ I don't want to work... ♪
309
00:14:23,512 --> 00:14:26,364
♪ I want to bang
on the drum all day ♪
310
00:14:26,441 --> 00:14:28,941
Hey, Homer. Look what Fred
made Burns give us
311
00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:30,526
to handle plutonium.
312
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,579
Look at me. I'm Audrey Hepburn.
313
00:14:37,234 --> 00:14:39,118
Lenny Leonard,
you have exquisite vision
314
00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:40,770
and you know it.
Give me those.
315
00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:43,539
Oh, I don't care what you think,
'cause Fred doesn't like you.
316
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,541
And once Fred gets around to it,
317
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,011
you ain't gonna be
working here no more.
318
00:14:51,415 --> 00:14:53,007
I've had enough.
Simpson, come with me.
319
00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:54,175
What the...?
320
00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:57,136
There's something
you don't know about
321
00:14:57,213 --> 00:14:58,396
your good friend Fred.
322
00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:00,723
I know everything I need to know
323
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:04,027
about Fred whatshisname
from wherever he comes.
324
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,910
Oh, my God.
325
00:15:11,986 --> 00:15:14,320
That's right. Fred is Mr. Burns.
326
00:15:14,397 --> 00:15:16,405
But wait a minute.
Isn't that a good thing?
327
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,366
It means he's nice to us now.
328
00:15:18,442 --> 00:15:20,368
His niceness is gonna
put us out of business.
329
00:15:20,444 --> 00:15:23,037
These giveaways
are bankrupting us.
330
00:15:23,114 --> 00:15:24,088
What should we give
our friends next, Fred?
331
00:15:24,165 --> 00:15:27,083
Morning yoga? Irish brides?
332
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,543
Okay, maybe the yoga
is going too far.
333
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,087
It's all too far.
334
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,096
We're gonna go the way
of the Sears catalog
335
00:15:32,173 --> 00:15:33,932
and 20th Century Fox.
336
00:15:34,008 --> 00:15:38,052
Are you sure this isn't
because you miss the old Burns?
337
00:15:38,129 --> 00:15:40,429
Of course I miss him.
Who wouldn't?
338
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,348
Simpson, if you care
about your job,
339
00:15:42,425 --> 00:15:44,058
and the jobs of everyone
in this plant,
340
00:15:44,135 --> 00:15:46,277
you'll end your friendship
with Mr. Burns.
341
00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:48,229
-Permanently.
-No problem.
342
00:15:48,305 --> 00:15:50,564
As long as I'm still friends
with Fred.
343
00:15:50,641 --> 00:15:52,525
Burns is Fred.
344
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:55,495
Wha...? Oh, he is not.
345
00:16:00,017 --> 00:16:02,627
-What's wrong, Homie?
-Mm, not much.
346
00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:06,122
I lost a friend today because
Burns stepped out of him.
347
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,966
-What?
-Well, let's just say
348
00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:09,133
I can't be
friends with Fred anymore
349
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:10,876
but I don't know
how to tell him.
350
00:16:10,953 --> 00:16:12,461
Well, don't ask me.
I suck at it.
351
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,088
That's why I can't shake
Milhouse.
352
00:16:14,165 --> 00:16:16,132
I'm right here, Bart.
353
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,300
Our sleepover ended
two days ago.
354
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,553
I'll call my mom again.
355
00:16:28,971 --> 00:16:31,439
-Hey, Fred.
-Ahoy-hoy.
356
00:16:31,515 --> 00:16:34,158
Listen, Fred, we can't really
hang out with you anymore.
357
00:16:34,235 --> 00:16:38,496
No offense. I mean, it's just
that I got to focus on work.
358
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,409
My console's
under here somewhere.
359
00:16:43,486 --> 00:16:44,836
Hey, Fred!
360
00:16:44,912 --> 00:16:46,120
-The man of the hour.
-Oh...
361
00:16:46,197 --> 00:16:48,581
We were just working
on a list of new things
362
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:50,583
you can get
Old Man Burns to give us.
363
00:16:50,659 --> 00:16:53,011
What do you mean
"Old Man Burns"?
364
00:16:53,087 --> 00:16:55,171
I mean, he's so old.
365
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,964
Fossilized scarecrow.
366
00:16:57,041 --> 00:17:01,135
You know, I've never seen Fred
and Burns at the same time.
367
00:17:01,212 --> 00:17:03,596
Which means you must
hate Burns, too.
368
00:17:03,672 --> 00:17:06,348
Ooh, well, we-we don't
really hate him.
369
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,017
Mr. Burns is a withered
old corn husk
370
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,977
with a rotten apple
for a head,
371
00:17:10,054 --> 00:17:11,479
and I'm getting special clogs
made up
372
00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:13,105
so I can Riverdance
on his grave.
373
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,611
You ungrateful jackals.
374
00:17:18,687 --> 00:17:20,488
Smithers,
where's the kill button?
375
00:17:20,564 --> 00:17:22,281
Um, there isn't one, sir.
376
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:24,366
How many times have I told you,
377
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,368
everything must have
a kill button?
378
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,038
Unhand me, you ape!
379
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,457
Why am I always referred to
as an ape?
380
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:34,001
Never a gorilla or an orangutan.
381
00:17:34,078 --> 00:17:36,378
Aw, monkey want a banana?
382
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:40,141
Why, you incredibly complex...
383
00:17:41,544 --> 00:17:43,469
I-I thought
384
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:44,970
you were
385
00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,647
my friends.
386
00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:49,975
Huh. Someone's having a day.
387
00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:55,022
Fred, you traitor.
388
00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:56,908
You've turned my employees
against me.
389
00:17:56,984 --> 00:17:59,026
Yeah, but they love me.
390
00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:01,153
And soon, there'll be no you.
391
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,164
Just Fred!
392
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:12,998
As all my attorneys keep
telling me, why won't you die?
393
00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:16,260
Because I'm the last spark
of goodness in you.
394
00:18:16,337 --> 00:18:18,504
It can't be extinguished!
395
00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:20,548
I'm glad I went to the bathroom
in you.
396
00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:22,016
En garde.
397
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:32,518
Die, die. D-Die, die.
398
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:35,530
It's okay, Mr. Burns.
Fred's gone.
399
00:18:36,473 --> 00:18:39,191
Oh, why can't I be loved
and feared?
400
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,452
-Like God?
-Why?
401
00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:43,737
Because you're the boss,
we're the workers.
402
00:18:43,814 --> 00:18:45,990
It goes back to caveman days.
403
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:48,868
Ten guys killed the mammoth
while the boss yelled at them.
404
00:18:48,944 --> 00:18:52,121
Then the boss got all the meat
and they got all the toenails.
405
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:56,083
Because that's the way
life works.
406
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,919
Next came the Renaissance, and
the invention of the time clock,
407
00:18:58,996 --> 00:19:01,297
which meant the boss
no longer had to waste time
408
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,807
checking on his employees
409
00:19:02,884 --> 00:19:05,134
and could become pope
and marry his sister.
410
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:09,555
With recent times came unions
and workers' rights.
411
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:12,892
Which were then taken away
in even more recent times.
412
00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:14,485
Wrap it up, Homer.
413
00:19:14,562 --> 00:19:15,820
That catwalk
is starting to buckle.
414
00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:20,324
My point is, no matter what,
Mr. Burns,
415
00:19:20,401 --> 00:19:23,828
the boss sucks,
so why shouldn't you?
416
00:19:23,905 --> 00:19:26,664
-Why indeed.
417
00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:29,074
Back to work,
and everything nice is canceled.
418
00:19:29,151 --> 00:19:31,335
-Um, does that include...
-If you have to ask,
419
00:19:31,412 --> 00:19:32,837
it's canceled.
420
00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:35,339
And Fred, the man
I could've been,
421
00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:38,759
I consign to the fires of hell.
422
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,966
Somebody stop it.
No, no, no, too late.
423
00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:48,928
-Oh, poor Fred.
-It's a costume, you idiot.
424
00:19:49,004 --> 00:19:51,305
A lot of work goes into those.
425
00:19:51,382 --> 00:19:53,432
-Good to have you back, sir.
-
426
00:19:53,509 --> 00:19:55,100
Good to-- Oh, Smithers.
427
00:19:55,177 --> 00:19:57,361
I left my car fob in that suit.
Go get it.
428
00:19:57,438 --> 00:19:59,521
But that's certain death, sir.
429
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:03,484
-Yes, but for you.
-You're back.
430
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,578
Or am I?
431
00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:12,210
Attention, everyone.
432
00:20:12,286 --> 00:20:13,953
This is your new coworker
Don Phoneyman.
433
00:20:14,029 --> 00:20:15,955
Please show him the ropes.
434
00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:17,831
I'm not going through this
again. Come on.
435
00:20:17,908 --> 00:20:20,376
We know it's you, Mr. Burns,
and we'll prove it.
436
00:20:20,411 --> 00:20:22,628
Release the hounds.
They won't touch you.
437
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,882
Well, what do you know?
He's real.
438
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,468
I didn't know we could
call the hounds.
439
00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,553
We can also operate
the trapdoor.
440
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,065
I'll get you for this!
441
00:20:51,108 --> 00:20:53,117
Engage karaoke mode.
442
00:20:53,193 --> 00:20:56,254
♪ List to me while I tell you ♪
443
00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:59,090
♪ Of the Spaniard
that blighted my life ♪
444
00:21:01,076 --> 00:21:04,086
♪ List to me, while I tell you ♪
445
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:07,306
♪ Of the man that
pinched my future wife. ♪
446
00:21:27,862 --> 00:21:30,121
Shh!
447
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,001
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