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This programme contains
very strong language
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MUFFLED MUSIC
THROBS THROUGH WALLS
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MUFFLED LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
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SUIT LEGS RUB TOGETHER NOISILY
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MUSIC: Come On Eileen by
Dexy's Midnight Runners
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♪ Gonna hum this tune forever! ♪
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MUSIC: Don't You Want Me
by The Human League
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Testing...
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Hello?
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MIC WORKING: Hello?
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Hello? Hello?
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Testing...
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# You were working as a waitress
in a cocktail bar
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# When I met yo-ou
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# I picked you out and shook you up
and turned you around
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# Turned you into someone new
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# Now five years later on
you've got the world at your feet
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# Success has been so easy for you
KNOCKING AT DOOR
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♪ But don't forget it's me who... ♪
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Shit! Nearly snapped my hair off!
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# And I can put you back down, too
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# Don't... Don't you want me?
# Not dressed like that.
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# You know I can't believe it
when I hear that you won't see me
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♪ Don't... ♪
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Don't! # Don't you want me?
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# You know I don't believe you
when you say that you don't need me
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♪ Much too late to fi... ♪
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MUSIC CONTINUES
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Wooo! # Don't you want me, baby? #
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Eh, it's nice, isn't it?
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Well done, Greg!
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# Don't you want me, baby?
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# Don't you want me Oh...oh...oh...
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# I was working as a waitress
in a cocktail bar
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♪ That much is true... ♪
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Help me put this up, love.
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# But even then I knew
I'd find a much better place
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# Either with or without you
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# The five years we have had
have been such good times
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# I still love you
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# But now I think it's time
I lived my life on my own
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# I guess it's just what I must do
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Greg? # Don't...don't you want me? #
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Bloody hell!
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# You know I can't believe it
when I hear that you won't see me
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# Don't, don't you want me?
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# You know I don't believe it
when you say that you don't need me
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# It's much too late to find, when
you think you've changed your mind
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# You'd better change it back
or we will both be sorry
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♪ Don't you want me, baby? ♪
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Hi, everybody!
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# Don't you want me? Oh-oh-oh-oh...
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# Don't you want me ba...
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FUZZY, TINNY BASS NOTES
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FUZZINESS FADES TO QUIET,
MUFFLED BASS NOTES
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Woo! Have you not got a costume?
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CHEERING
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Is this yours, Rog?
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♪ Don't you want me baby? ♪ Woo!
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Hey, do you like it, Rog?
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Yes. I thought it'd be a bit bigger.
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That's what I keep saying to Greg!
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It's not the size of the boat, Fran,
it's the motion of the ocean!
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CONNIE AND GREG:
# Don't you want me, o-o-o-oh!
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♪ Don't you want me, baby? ♪
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Woo!
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♪ Don't you want me, o-o-o-oh! ♪
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Wooo! Yeah! Cheers, everyone!
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There you go, Rog... Oh, cheers!
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And Fran put that up for you.
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"Cuntgrotalaions."
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Eh?
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Well, that's your bloody fault!
It's meant to say Congratulations.
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Yeah, I worked that out.
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Anyway, to Roger!
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Hope you remember us all now
you're heading up to the sixth floor.
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Oh, don't start! Yeah, to... to Roger!
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To Roger! Cheers. Hey!
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They're not planning any more layoffs,
are they, Rog?
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Greg, you know I cant divulge that.
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Hey, no shop-talk, remember!
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Tonight is about fun!
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Yeah. So, who's next?
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Oh, will you put me down, Greg?
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Oh, thought you'd never ask(! )
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For a song I mean, what's he like?
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Oh, don't get him to choose,
you'll be waiting for ever.
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Yeah, I have chosen, Connie.
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Well, which one?
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Dee, dee, da, da, da!
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MUSIC: Saturday Night by Whigfield Woo!
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It's not just gonna be one
song after another, is it?
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You not drinking, Janet?
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Duane's getting me one.
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Is he? Mind he don't slip you a roofie!
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Come on, Jan!
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#.. like you, baby
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# I'll make you mine...
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On your feet, Roger! # You know
I'll take you to the top... #
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Come on! I don't know it!
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You'll pick it up.
#.. I'll drive you crazy
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# Saturday night,
yes I like the way you move
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# Pretty baby
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# It's party time
and not one minute we can lose
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# Be my baby
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I know you've been waiting on
that Butler contract, Roger.
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I'll have it to ya on your desk
first thing Monday morning...
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What? #.. be my baby.. #
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Ho! CHEERING
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Where've you been?
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Had to see a man about a dog, innit?
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Cheese and rice, bruv, what have
you come as, Blobby Williams?
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They told me it was Gangnam Style.
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OK, peeps - listen up.
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It's party time,
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so that means it's time for
Duane's Famous Pills Roulette!
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CHEERING
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Inside, there's one ecstasy,
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one Viagra, one ketamine,
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one paracetamol, one laxative
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and an orange Tic-Tac.
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Could I please have the paracetamol?
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Look, I'm sorry, Mr C, it's pot-luck, I'm afraid.
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That's the way to do it.
Straight down the hatch.
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Oh, I hope I don't get the ketamine
again, it gave me really hard poos.
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Are you sure it wasn't Viagra?
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CONNIE CACKLES
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MUFFLED MUSIC THUDS
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WHIGFIELD: # Saturday
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# Saturday night, Saturday
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#.. urday, Saturday
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# Saturday night, Saturday night
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# Saturday, Saturday
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Woo!
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# Saturday night, Saturday night
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# Saturday
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# Saturday night, Saturday night
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♪ Saturday, Saturday night... ♪
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Bit limited, these lyrics, aren't they?
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♪ Saturday... ♪ You all right, mate?
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Yeah, yeah.
I'm shitting myself I got the laxative.
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Well, I'm ain't changing your nappy!
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GREG BLOWS A RASPBERRY
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# Saturday, Saturday
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♪ Saturday night... ♪
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Right, we need more drinks!
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# Saturday, Saturday
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Jesus, he blows hot and cold.
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And which way do you blow?
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Not yours! Ow!
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# Saturday, Saturday night
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# Saturday night
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# Saturday, Saturday Saturday night
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FRAN CONTINUES SINGING
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TRACK ENDS
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Oh, thank God for that!
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BOTH: Wooo!
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I smell like a meat pie. So,
who's next, then? Connie?
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No, not me, I'm tone deaf. No offence, Janet.
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Sorry? Did you say something?
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No.
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Have you seen this?
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She's all over him like clingfilm on a buffet.
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Oh, she's just letting her hair down.
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I know she's disabled and
everything, but I can't stand her.
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Why? Well, she knows that everyone
feels sorry for her and she uses it.
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How do you think she got that PA job?
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I was surprised it wasn't you, Connie.
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No, I'm not saying THAT,
but...it's interesting, innit?
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I bet she's not being laid off any time soon.
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Who's being laid off? What have you heard?
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Oh, nothing! This is a private conversation.
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We're just having a bit of craic. Yeah.
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Don't go poking your nose into
other people's craics, Greg.
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MUSIC: Wham Rap!
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OK, peeps, let's do this.
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Let's learn how to rap like a white man.
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CHEERING
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Wooo!
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# You got soul on the dole
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QUIET, MUFFLED BEATS
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BEATS RESONATE MORE STRONGLY
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# Hey everybody, take a look at me
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# I've got street credibility...
# Uh-uh, no, you haven't!
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# I may not have a job but...
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BEATS THUD
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# I said a DHSS
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# And the rhythm that they're
giving is the very best
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Hey!
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SINGING CONTINUES
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# You're more dead than alive in a 9-5
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# Then they say you've got to
go, and "Get yourself a job!"
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# Or get out of this house!
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# Get yourself a job
# Are you a man or a mouse?
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# A finger in each ear
you pretend not to hear
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# You gotta get some space
Get outta this place
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# Wham bam, I am a man
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♪ Job or no job you can't tell me
that I'm not... ♪
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Hey, that's Duane's phone! What you doing?
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# Don't stand there and rot
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# In the streets,
in the cars In the underground
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# If you listen real hard you can hear the sound
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# A million people switching off for work
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# Well, listen, Mr Average You're a jerk
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# Not me! You can't hold me down
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# Not me! I'm gonna fool around
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# Gonna have some fun
look out for number one
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# You can dig your grave
I'm staying young
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# Wham bam, I am a man
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Let me get that for you!
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# Job or no job you can't tell me that I'm not
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# Do you enjoy what you do?
# Hey, shots! Thanks, Rog!
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# If not, then stop
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♪ Don't stand there... ♪
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Yeah, go on, Greg!
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Er... # If you're a pub man or a club man
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♪ Maybe a jet black guy with white cool cat... ♪
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Oh, I can't do it, it's too fast!
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It's not a competition!
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# Make the most of every day
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# Don't let hard times stand in your way
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# Give a wham, give a damn
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# But don't give a damn cos
the benefit gang are gonna pay
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# Now, reach up high and touch your soul
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# The boys from Wham
will help you reach that goal
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# It's gonna break your Momma's heart
So sad!
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# It's gonna break your Daddy's heart!
Too bad!
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# But you'll throw the dice
and take my advice
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# Cos I know that you're smart
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# Can you dig this thing? Yeah!
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# Are you gonna get down? Yeah!
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# Say Wham Wham!
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# Say bam... Bam!
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# Wham bam, I am a man
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# Job or no job you can't tell me
that I'm not
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# Do you enjoy what you do?
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# If not, just stop
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# Don't stand there and
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# Wham bam - I am a man
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# Job or no job you can't tell me
that I'm not
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# Do you enjoy what you do?
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# If not, just stop
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♪ Don't stand there and rot! ♪
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Woo! Thank you!
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Thank you!
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Right, who's next?
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Me!
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It's my party and I want some rock!
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I'll... I'll get some more beer.
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Let me help you with that, Rog...
No... No, no, no.
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Do you want me to show you how it works
or something? No, I know what I'm doing.
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I just wanna pick something
that I can really go for.
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What are you doing?!
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It's my eczema.
It flares up when I'm stressed.
255
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:46,150
Oh, great, so I'm shagging
the Singing Detective(! )
256
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,150
So, have you made your choice?
257
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,150
No - can't decide between The Birdie
Song and Wind Beneath My Wings.
258
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,150
You know what I mean!
Between me and Fran!
259
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,150
Connie, I can't get into that now.
260
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,150
The future's precarious enough!
261
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,150
What do you mean?
262
00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,200
GUITAR RIFF PLAYS
263
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,150
What's got into him?
264
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,150
Dunno, maybe he got the E.
265
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,150
He has to sack one of us.
266
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,150
What?! How do you know?
267
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,150
I just do!
268
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,150
Do you know who it is?
269
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,150
No...
270
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,200
but I think we can find out.
271
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:21,150
# I get the same old dreams
same time every night
272
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:24,150
# Fall to the ground and I wake up
273
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:29,150
# So I get out of bed, put
on my shoes, but in my head
274
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:32,200
# Thoughts fly back to the break-up
275
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,200
# These four walls are closing in
276
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:40,200
# Look at the fix you've put me in
277
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,150
# Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
278
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:48,200
# I'm outta my head Can't take it
279
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,150
# Could I be wrong?
But since you've been gone
280
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:56,150
# You cast the spell so break it
281
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,150
# Whoa
282
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,150
# Whoa-oa
283
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,200
# Whoa
284
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:09,150
# So in the night I stand
beneath the back street light
285
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:12,200
# I read the words that you sent to me
286
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:16,150
# I can take the afternoon, the
night-time comes around too soon
287
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:19,200
# You can't know what you mean to me
288
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,200
# Your poisoned letter Your telegram
289
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,150
# Just goes to show
you don't give a damn!
290
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:32,150
# Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
291
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:35,200
# I'm outta my head can't take it
292
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:40,150
# Could I be wrong But since you've been gone
293
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,150
♪ You cast the spell, so break it... ♪
294
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,150
All right?
295
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,150
Tripod alert.
296
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,150
♪ Whoa-oh-oh... ♪
297
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,150
Well, at least we know who had the Viagra.
298
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,150
There was no Viagra. They're
all just Tic-Tacs! What?
299
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:55,150
Oh, what... What, cos I'm
black, I must be a drug dealer?
300
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,150
But I thought I was starting to feel a buzz.
301
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,200
Yeah, a sugar rush!
302
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:09,200
# If you will come back, baby
you know you'll never do wrong
303
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:18,150
# Since you've been gone
Since you've been gone
304
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,200
# I'm outta my head can't take it
305
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,150
♪ Could I be wrong,
but since you've been gone... ♪
306
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,200
What is it?
307
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,150
Oh, had a good look, have you?
308
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,150
Sorry, Rog, it was on the floor.
309
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,150
Fuck it, I don't care.
310
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,200
It's my divorce papers.
311
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,150
Mary's leaving me, everyone.
312
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:42,150
I thought I was a happily married
man till four o'clock on Friday.
313
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,150
Turns out I'm not.
314
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,150
Oh, Roger, I'm so sorry.
315
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,150
We had tickets for Whitesnake in June.
316
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,150
Royal Albert Hall.
317
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,150
Private box...
318
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,150
Ah...
319
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,150
Oh...
320
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:59,150
Steady on, Rog, you're, er,
stabbing me a little bit.
321
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,150
What's happened?
322
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,150
Don't make him repeat it, for God's sake!
323
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,150
You can SEE he's upset!
324
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,150
Have some sensitivity for once in your life!
325
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,200
Come on, Roger.
326
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,150
So we still don't know who he's going to sack.
327
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,150
No, it's just divorce papers.
328
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,200
Someone put another song on!
329
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,150
Look, we've paid for the hour.
Let's not all get bummed out!
330
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:26,150
It's all right, it's not that bad, Roger. Yeah?
331
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:28,150
Yeah, you've got... You've
got that promotion coming up.
332
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:31,150
It's a fresh start. New horizons.
333
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,150
Yeah?
334
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,150
I suppose so.
335
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,150
Yeah, that's the spirit.
336
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,150
And, look at it this way...
337
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,150
You ain't signed them papers yet.
338
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,150
Yeah? So you've still got
time to talk her round. Yeah?
339
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,200
Thanks, Duane.
340
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,150
That's it.
341
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:54,150
♪ Nothing is so good it lasts eternally... ♪
342
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:56,150
Well done, Fran(! )
343
00:16:56,250 --> 00:17:00,200
# Perfect situations must go wrong
344
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:08,200
# But this has never yet prevented me
345
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:15,200
# From wanting far too much for far too long
346
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:23,200
# Looking back
I could have played it differently
347
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,200
# Won a few more moments, who can tell?
348
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,200
# But it took time to understand the man
349
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:42,200
# Now, at least I know I know him well
350
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,150
# Wasn't it good? Oh, so good
351
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:50,150
# Wasn't he fine? Oh, so fine
352
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:53,150
# Isn't it madness
353
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:56,200
# TOGETHER: He can't be mine
354
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:03,150
# But in the end he needs
a little bit more than me
355
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:07,150
# More security...
356
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,150
# He needs his fantasy and freedom
357
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:14,200
# I know him so well
358
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:24,200
# No-one in your life is with you constantly
359
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:31,200
# No-one is completely on your side
360
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:38,200
# And though I'd move
my world to be with him
361
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:45,200
# Still the gap between us is too wide...
362
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:53,200
# Looking back
I could have played it differently
363
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:58,200
# Learned about the man before I fell
364
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:06,200
# But I was ever so much younger then
365
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:12,200
# Now, at least I know I know him well
366
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:17,150
# Wasn't it good? Oh, so good!
367
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,150
# Wasn't he fine?
368
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,150
# Oh, so fine!
369
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:26,200
TOGETHER: # Isn't it madness,
he won't be mine!
370
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,150
# Didn't I know
371
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,150
# How it would go
372
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:38,150
# If I knew from the start
373
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:43,150
# Why am I falling apart?
374
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,150
# Wasn't it good?
375
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,150
# Wasn't he fine?
376
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:53,200
# Isn't it madness he won't be mine?
377
00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:01,150
# But in the end he needs
a little bit more than me
378
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:04,150
# More security
379
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:08,150
# He needs his fantasy and freedom
380
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,150
# I know him so well
381
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:18,200
TOGETHER: # It took time to understand him
382
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:27,200
♪ I know him so well! ♪
383
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:37,200
Fran... Sorry, Fran, can I have a word?
384
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,150
All right now please, don't overreact.
385
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,150
He's not going to tell her now, is he?
386
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,200
I dunno. He's pissed enough.
387
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,150
Ah, poor Fran.
388
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,150
Still, at least we won't have her
beady eyes on us at work every day.
389
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:59,150
Oh God, I'm so relieved. I
thought it was going to be me.
390
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,150
Maybe you should give her her notice as well?
391
00:21:02,250 --> 00:21:05,150
Give her a fresh start.
That's what she deserves.
392
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,200
Yeah, I think you're right.
393
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,200
Can I help you, Janet?
394
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,150
Are you OK?
395
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,150
Yeah, it's just...so out the blue.
396
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,150
Yeah, I know, I apologise for that,
397
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,200
but circumstances got out of my control.
398
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,150
And I can't change your mind?
399
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:27,150
I'm afraid not. But you know,
you've got Greg.
400
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,200
He'll help you through it.
401
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,200
I'm sorry.
402
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,150
I'd like to sing a song.
403
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,150
This is a request for someone very special.
404
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,150
They know who they are.
405
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:44,200
And in answer to your question,
yes I do. Very much.
406
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:52,200
# Looking from a window above,
it's like a story of love.
407
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,150
# Can you hear me?
408
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:57,150
No!
409
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:01,200
# Came back only yesterday,
I'm moving farther away
410
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,200
# Want you near me
411
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:10,200
# All I needed was the love you gave
412
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,200
# All I needed for another day
413
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:18,150
# And all I ever knew
414
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,200
# Only you
415
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,150
# Sometimes when I think of her name
416
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:28,200
# When it's only a game
417
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,150
# And I need you
418
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:35,150
# Listen to the words that you say
419
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,150
# It's getting harder to stay
420
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:40,200
MUFFLED MUSIC THUDS
421
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,150
#.. love you gave
422
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:48,150
MUFFLED MUSIC THUDS
423
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:49,150
#.. needed for another day
424
00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:50,200
MUFFLED
425
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,200
#.. I ever knew...
426
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,150
BACKING TRACK STOPS
427
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,150
Duane, what?
428
00:22:58,250 --> 00:23:02,200
I didn't send you that text. Connie did.
429
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,200
Yeah, as a joke!
430
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,200
I don't understand.
431
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,150
Look, that was a shitty thing to do.
432
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,150
Yeah, all right Duane, don't make it worse.
433
00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:17,150
How could it be worse?
434
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:23,150
Look, Janet, I really like you, we
have a laugh, but not in that way...
435
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:25,150
It's fine...I don't...
436
00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:27,150
I just thought you'd make a
lovely couple, that's all.
437
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,150
Oh, fuck off! - All right.
438
00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:32,150
All right, can I just have a word
before things get too heated?
439
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,200
Are you all right, Janet?
440
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,150
That wasn't nice, Connie.
441
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:41,150
Now then, there's been a
lot of rumours flying around
442
00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:44,200
the office about voluntary
redundancies and...it's true.
443
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,150
I was charged with the unhappy
task of letting one of you
444
00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:51,150
good people go.
445
00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:54,150
I want you to know I fought tooth
and nail with management over it,
446
00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:56,150
until they promoted me.
447
00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:59,200
Now I AM management,
so... I've no choice.
448
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,200
Somebody has to go,
to balance the books.
449
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,200
And the person I've decided is
going to leave the company...
450
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,200
.. is me.
451
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,150
With Mary gone,
I'm going to start over.
452
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,150
I've a brother in Florida
I don't see much of,
453
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,150
so I'm going to head out there.
454
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:25,150
But that means
I'm going to need a replacement.
455
00:24:25,250 --> 00:24:28,150
And the person I've decided
to recommend to the board...
456
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,200
is Fran.
457
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:34,150
I can't think of anybody better
to take the team forward.
458
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,150
I know you and Greg
are hoping to tie the knot,
459
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:38,150
so hopefully this will help
send you on your way.
460
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:39,200
Thanks, Roger.
461
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,150
Congratulations, babe. Incredible!
462
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:47,150
Can we start looking for
a bigger flat now, please?!
463
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,150
Yeah, definitely!
464
00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,150
Well done, Fran.
465
00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:52,150
Thanks.
466
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:54,150
Yeah, "cuntgotalions".
467
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:55,200
LAUGHTER
468
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:59,150
Er, we've booked this room. Sorry.
469
00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,150
I don't think so, darling,
we've got this till half past.
470
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,150
Well, it's nearly half past now, isn't it?
471
00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:05,150
So we don't mind you joining in,
do we, girls?
472
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:08,200
No, I...I'm not quite sure
there's enough room for...
473
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,150
So you're buying a bigger flat,
are you?
474
00:25:12,250 --> 00:25:15,150
What? No, of course not!
475
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:18,150
I had to say that, didn't I,
otherwise it'd be suspicious.
476
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:22,150
Just wait until the dust settles
and then I'll tell her tomorrow.
477
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:23,200
I promise.
478
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,200
I am never letting you go.
479
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,200
# But I can't hear a word you say
480
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:40,150
♪ I'm talking loud, not saying much... ♪
481
00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:42,150
Hey, you're in there, Rog!
No, she's half my age.
482
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:47,150
So? Women like a silver fox. Go for it!
483
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:50,150
Maybe I will. I wonder
if she's into Whitesnake?
484
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,150
I'm going to ask her.
485
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:54,200
No Fran, no!
486
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:06,150
♪ I'm bulletproof, nothing to
lose Fire away, fire away... ♪
487
00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:09,150
Are you still here, Janet? I
thought you'd have slunk off by now.
488
00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:12,200
Why don't you sing us another
song, you've got such a nice voice.
489
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,150
What's that?
490
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:17,150
Why don't you ask Greg?
491
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,150
Oh, don't worry, I will.
492
00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:21,150
And, by the way,
I've had a little chat to Fran.
493
00:26:21,250 --> 00:26:28,200
And her new PA job, guess what,
she wants someone with skills.
494
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,200
Someone who can hear!
495
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,150
I've got skills, Connie.
496
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:35,200
SHE CHUCKLES
497
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,200
I can lip read.
498
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,150
♪ Cut me down, but it's you
who have further to fall... ♪
499
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:49,200
What's going on?
500
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:56,200
# Ghost town and haunted love
501
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,150
# Raise your voice
502
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:07,150
# Sticks and stones may break my bones
503
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:11,200
♪ Talking loud, not saying much... ♪
504
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,200
You're fired! Both of you!
505
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:23,150
# I'm bulletproof, nothing
to lose Fire away, fire away
506
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:30,150
# Ricochet, you take your aim Fire away,
fire away
507
00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:34,150
# You shoot me down, but I won't fall
508
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:37,150
# I am titanium!
509
00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:42,150
# You shoot me down, but I won't fall
510
00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:47,200
# I am titanium!
511
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:54,200
# I am titanium!
512
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,200
# I am titanium!
513
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,150
# Stone heart, machine gun
514
00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,150
MUFFLED MUSIC THUDS
515
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:09,200
MUSIC FADES
516
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,200
THUDDING HEARTBEAT
517
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,150
#.. I won't fall
518
00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:46,200
♪ I am titanium... ♪
519
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,150
# Cut me down
520
00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:08,150
# But it's you who'll have further to fall
521
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:12,200
# Ghost town and haunted love
522
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,150
# Raise your voice
523
00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:23,200
♪ Sticks and stones may break my bones... ♪
524
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,200
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