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TECHNICIAN: VTR7226 "The Devil
of Christmas", part one, take one.

FLOOR MANAGER: In five, four, three...

Please come.

It's warm inside.

I have already made a fire for you.

Oh, that's better.

Oh.

Toby, be a dear and shut the door,
otherwise we'll all catch our deaths.

What a gloomy thought.

"Catch our deaths."

Yes, Mummy, we're here for a two-week
holiday, let's keep things jolly, eh?

Well, I shouldn't worry about it.
It's only a saying.

Though it is rather dim in here.

Yeah.

Let me.

Oh!

It looks bigger than it did
in the brochure.

Well, better that than
the other way around.

Do you remember that awful hotel
we stayed in in Greece?

Oh, it wasn't so bad.
I rather liked it.

Though, as I recall,
the local tipple was fairly wretched.

(CHUCKLING)

Do you remember it, Kathy?

No. I wasn't married to Julian then.

It must have been
when Elizabeth was still alive.

How are you feeling, darling?

That pilot gave us one hell
of a bumpy landing.

Fine. I'm fine.

Well, no skiing for you.
Not in your condition.

We'll have the slopes
all to ourselves, won't we, Toby?

I'm not sure I want to ski.

Boring.

Toby, your father went to a lot
of trouble to book this holiday.

You really oughtn't to be so ungrateful.

You spoil him, Kathy.

All these treats and indulgences.

You're getting him used
to having his own way.

There, I've said it.

Please, Mummy, let's not argue.
We've only just arrived.

Yep, some refreshment for you.

This is Glijhwein.

Traditional Austrian drink.

Oh, good, I'm parched.

Lovely.

Danke schiin.

Sorry, no wine for you, darling.

It's fine. I'm not thirsty anyway.

We need rest and plenty of it.
Doctor's orders, remember?

I will. I'll have plenty of rest
and do nothing at all. (LAUGHS)

Well, there's a surprise.

It's perfect. Absolutely perfect.

And you're not too angry
I invited Mummy?

It's your money, darling,
I can't tell you how to spend it.

TOBY: Ugh!

Toby, what is it?

Horrible picture.

Good grief!

"The Devil of Christmas."

What's all this about then, Klaus?

(CHUCKLES) Krampus.

This is a local legend...

DENNXS: Oh, I just want
to point out a continuity error.

Can we whiz it back?

INTERVIEWER: OK. Erm...

DENNXS: It's just occurred to me
now, seeing the Krampus picture,

but if you look by the front door
as they all troop in...

There it is again, see?

INTERVIEWER: 0/7, yes.

Sorry, could you just introduce yourself
so people know who you are?

Oh, yes, yeah, I'm Dennis Fulcher

and I was the director of this piece.

Now, what happened was,
we started filming

and we noticed up in the gallery

that the painting had been set
in the wrong place

by the bloody art department.

Luckily, it was a long scene, so I sent
a stagehand down to move it.

See? There it is.

And as Celia crosses over,

it's gone.

XNTERVXEWER". Oh, yeah, I never noticed.

No, people don't.

Meanwhile, the stagehand is creeping
'round to rehang it above the fireplace.

You, you can see here that the little
boy was a bit distracted.

Look at the way he's looking. Look.

But, otherwise, I think
we got away with it.

INTERVIEWER: And this was
all filmed in one day?

DENNIS: Yeah. One day, three cameras.

Unless someone bumps into the furniture,
you wouldjust carry on.

They film Doctors in much
the same way, even now.

It must have been
when Elizabeth was still alive.

How are you feeling, darling?

DENNIS: The whole
pregnancy thing was my idea.

I just thought
it would tee up the ending

if you sensed there was
something inside Kathy,

making it more poignant, in a way.

I'm not sure I want to ski.

Boring.

Toby, your father went to a lot
of trouble to book this holiday.

You really oughtn't to be so ungrateful.

D E N N IS: Nancy there,
looking for her mark.

Her eyes were going
by this stage, bless her.

INTERVI EWER: Nancy?

D E N N IS: Nancy Mason.

Dead now, of course.

Please, Mummy, let's not argue.
We've only just arrived.

Yep, some refreshment for you.

DENNXS: Oh, look at that.

Three glasses of watered-down Ribena.

Terrible!

I very nearly didn't do this film,

but there was so little work around
I felt I couldn't say no.

The week before, I'd had a meeting
about Worzel Gum midge

but Pertwee had his favourites,
I knew that from Who.

Can we spin it on a bit?

XNTERVXEWER". Say when.

D E N N IS: Yep, there!
You see?

It's finally in the right place.

The 6th of December is St Nicholas Day.

St Nicholas brings treats
for the good boys and girls...

DENNXS: Ralph Cosgrove,
lovely actor.

Always thought he had a Prospero in him,

but I don't think he ever pursued it.

He is. In the clutch of the Krampus.

Even the most unruly child

will promise to turn from
his wicked ways.

We had a nanny rather like that.

Oh, julian, don't exaggerate.

So he is the dark side of Santa Claus?

A sort of Jekyll and Hyde?

The Krampus walks the streets
for three nights.

If you hear the cow bells

you will know he is close by.

On the first night,
if you have been bad,

you will find a switch in your shoe.

Like a light switch?

No, Toby, a switch is a rod or a twig
used for whipping horses.

Or naughty little boys.

It is a warning to mend your manners.

On the second night,
if you're still bad,

the Krampus will leave
his mark upon you.

You will wake up with scratches

where he has visited you in the night.

And on the third night,

my God,

if you are still not mended,

he will come for you.

DENNXS: It goes on a bit, this speech.

...chains stuffed into his sack

and hurled down into the flames of hell.

Typical Friday night
in Berkhampstead, eh, Mummy?

- Oh.
- His eyes...

Something about his eyes.

Like he knows something.

Everything.

-(FIRE CRACKLES)
- Oh!

(CHUCKLES) Well, I think we'll stick
with good old Father Christmas,

if it's all the same with you, Klaus.

Now, come on everybody,
let's go and unpack.

Come on, darling!

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

If I shall die before I wake,

I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Amen.

Good boy, Toby.

Sleep well.

But I'm not tired.

Try and rest.

You need your energy
for all that skiing tomorrow.

To b)':

what's this?

- What?
- Your boots.

What are they doing out there?

I left them out. For Krampus.

What?

Klaus said, if you've been a good boy,

St Nicholas will come and leave coins
and sweets in your shoes.

Or presents in your sack.

DENNXS: Not the best
actor in the world,

but very hard to find a good child
given the subject matter of the film.

Oh, darling.

Krampus isn't real.

It's just a story.

And Santa?

Go to sleep.

(SCREAMS)

Everything all right, darling?
You look like you've seen a ghost.

Oh, it's nothing.

All these myths and legends.

I don't like that man coming in here,
scaring Toby like that.

I'd say it's not Toby who's scared,

you're shaking like a leaf.

Come to bed.

All right. I will.

Well, don't look at me,
I didn't put it there.

Well, somebody did,

and poor Toby hasn't stopped
crying all morning.

Where is he now?

Klaus took Kathy and he to the village
to get a cup of hot chocolate.

Oh, well, that ought to cheer him up.

Just a bunch of old twigs, anyhow.

Maybe it was one of the locals
trying to scare the gullible tourists

and keep us entertained.

Yes, maybe.

Or, perhaps...

Perhaps what?

Oh, nothing.

No, go on, spit it out.

Perhaps Kathy put them there herself.

Why on earth would she do that?

Oh, Julian, you know what I think.

Toby reminds Kathy of your first wife

and she resents him for it.

Don't be ridiculous.

It's true!

It wouldn't surprise me if Kathy
hadn't put those sticks there herself.

Just to...

DENNXS: Nancy overshot her mark again.

She wouldn't wear glasses.

Said they were wrong for the character.

But Brian saved the day, look.

INTERVIEWER: Huh, 0/1, yeah.

Well, I don't trust her.

Disappearing for days on end...

And if she doesn't want to fulfil
her wifely duties, well, then

maybe you should move on.

I've no intention of divorcing
Kathy, Mummy.

I love her and she loves me,

and if you don't like that,

you can get the next plane home
to Berkhampstead.

Fine.

But you know what Klaus said.

Those sticks are a warning.

Rubbish!

And you know what we do with rubbish?

FLOOR MANAGER: Er, Ralph, can we just
see the plate in for a moment?

That's great, thank you.

OK, quiet on the floor, please.

There was a lot of noise
on that last take.

Here we go.

In five, four, three...

And then Klaus showed us
how they train the reindeer,

and then we went
on a husky ride through the snow!

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

You certainly seem
to have had a busy day.

Can I have a husky, Father?

(LAUGHS) I don't think so.

Please?

Don't pester your father, Toby.

Off you go to bed now.

I'll be up in a moment.

Good night.

Thank you, Klaus, I had a lovely day.

Ah, you are welcome, Master Toby.

Schlaf gut. Don't forget your sack.

Today is the 6th of December.

The Feast of St Nicholas.

DEN NIS: Actors hate
doing eating scenes.

XNTERVXEWER: Why's that?

They've got to remember
their continuity, the food's cold.

So, you'll notice here,

nobody eats a thing.

Not according to the Krampus.

Oh, Mummy.
Don't start on about that again.

No, no, it's fine.
I've worked out what happened.

Oh!

Pray tell?

Darling, do you remember that time just
after we'd moved into the new house?

You heard a noise downstairs

and found Toby in front of an open
fridge, drinking milk from the bottle

and eating an onion
as if it were an apple.

Yes, but, well, that was just
sleepwalking.

The doctors said he was unsettled
because of the move.

Exactly!

And that's just
what happened last night.

Klaus put those silly stories
into his head...

Sorry, Klaus.

And... And he put
the switch there himself,

into his own boot.

Sleepwalking?

What a terribly convenient explanation.

It is what happened, I'm sure of it!

All right, darling.
Don't upset yourself.

Remember what the doctor said,
we must have peace and calm.

But Toby was happy today.

Like he didn't have a care in the world.
That's right, isn't it, Klaus?

Master Toby is a good boy.

The Krampus will not return.

JULIAN: Here, here!

This food is delicious, by the way.

Any chance of seconds?

(ALL LAUGHING)

FLOOR MANAGER: And cut!

Thank you.

Toby.

Where have you been?

You scared Granny.

I couldn't sleep. I heard a noise.

Get back into bed at once.

I've been a good boy, Granny,
I know I have.

- St Nicholas has left me some presents.
- Oh!

Get back into bed at once.

D EN N IS: Mini fluff there.

There. Creeping around like that
in the middle of the night.

Sorry, Granny.

Night-night.

(CHAINS RATTLING)

(VOCALISING)

(KATHY SCREAMS)

What is it? What's wrong?

Look!

Good God! Toby, what happened?

(SOBBING) I don't know.

I woke up this morning
and they were there.

I thought I'd been good.

We can't put this down to sleepwalking.

No. It's Krampus!

It's the second night
and he's left his mark.

Exactly as Klaus said he would,
just as in the legend.

Kathy, calm down.
You mustn't excite yourself.

But it's all coming true!

And if what Klaus says is right, then
tomorrow night he'll take Toby away!

Oh, please don't let him!

All right, that's enough!

Can't you see you're scaring the boy?

Toby, get dressed.

We're leaving.

FLOOR MANAGER: Brian, Dennis
is asking for the last line again,

but even angrier, please.

OK.

-(GASPS)
- Can't you see you're scaring the boy?

Toby, get dressed.

We're leaving!

FLOOR MANAGER: Great,
we bought that. Thank you.

Only two seats left?

All right, let me call you back.

Well,

looks like we're not going anywhere.

But we've got to do something.
Toby's in danger.

There's nothing we can do.

CELIA: I'll take him.

I've already packed my suitcase.

I think it might be for the best
to get Toby away from...

What?

Say it.

From me.
You think I did this, don't you?

She didn't say that, Kathy.

No, but she thinks it!

You've been under a lot
of strain recently.

So have you, Julian.

Remember, this holiday
was not just about Kathy.

Could it be possible that you
accidentally made those marks on the boy

when you were getting him undressed?
Not deliberately, but...

Why would I?
Why would I hurt my own son?

He is not your son!

Book those tickets, Julian.

I shall see you both in a week's time.

DENNXS: And she ran out of stairs.

And this always annoys me.

Empty suitcases.

Light as a feather.

I have brought up children
of my own, you know.

All right, Mummy, don't start.

XNTERVXEWER". Why are they all in a line?

DENNIS: Oh, you noticed that, did you?

Well, it's a casualty of having no time.

I had to get it all in one shot.

I don't think it looks too bad.

I was happy with that snow.

FLOOR MANAGER: And it's cold.

DENNIS: And here we are,
coming into the denouement.

I knew we were losing
Brian at 6:00.

He had a voice-over for Findus
or something,

so he was keen to get away early.

Yeah, you can practically see
the pound signs in his eyes.

He was definitely
rushing through the scene.

Oh, I'm sure they'll be fine.
Besides, Toby likes a bit of turbulence,

he says it's like being on a ride
at the fairground.

- Yes, but what if...
- Yes, what is it, darling?

Say what's on your mind.

Well, I was just thinking...

D EN NIS: Penny was being
deliberately slow here,

I think she was onto him
about the advert.

We've sent Toby and your mother away
with that man Klaus,

and we don't know
the first thing about him.

Of course we do! He's the caretaker.

He runs this place.
How else would he have the keys?

He could've... I don't know...

Rented the place from the real owners
and pretended to be the caretaker.

Why on earth would he do that?
It makes no sense.

Now, come on, it's been a long day.

Get into bed
and I'll turn out the light.

(Y “UNDER CRACKS)

Brush my hair for me, Julian.

You know I've never liked thunder.

Of course.

I'm being silly, I know.

Toby and your mother
will be fine, won't they?

I just got carried away
by that silly Krampus story.

That's right, darling.

I've told you before,

there's absolutely no such thing as...

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Julian, what is it?

Nothing.

There is something, I can tell.

Your back,

it's covered in scratches.

It's the Krampus.

He's coming for me!

But that's impossible.

My shoes.

The wardrobe!

(GASPS)

JULIAN: No!
KATHY: It's true!

I told you.

But it makes no sense, the Krampus only
comes for children, the legends say so.

Julian.

I'm pregnant!

(GLASS SHATTERING)

Wait there.

(WIND BLOWING)

(GLASS SHATTERING)

It was just a branch.

The storm must have blown it in.

You get back to bed.

I'm going to lock all the doors.

Real or not, Krampus
isn't getting in here tonight.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(CLOCK TICKING)

(TICKING STOPS)

(WHISPERING) Kathy?

Damng?

Everything all right?

Come back to bed,
you'll catch your death.

There's that expression again.

"Catch your death."

- Is something wrong?
- Yes,

I understand now.

You said the Krampus
only comes for children.

And I'm pregnant.

Yes?

But that's not all, is it?

He only comes for the bad children.

What are you getting at?

There's something I haven't told you.

Something about this child...

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello?

Oh, Mummy.

You got home safe.

Toby all right?

Good. Thanks for letting me know.

Yes, yes, we're fine.

Good night, Mummy.

Well?

You were saying?

I've been bad, Julian.

This baby,

it isn't yours!

What?

Kathy!

Behind you!

(SCREAMING)

Let go of her, you fiend!

KATHY: Julian, no! (SCREAMS)

(GASPING)

Pills.

My pills.

What?

These pills?

I threw them away.

I'm sorry.

Goodbye, darling.

Don't worry, Julian,

(ENGLISH ACCENT)
I'll look after her now.

Merry Christmas.

(GROANS)

D EN NIS: And there 3 your ending.

Well, not quite.

FLOOR MANAGER: Right, we've got
10 minutes to get the final scene,

cameras 'round to the bedroom please.
Dennis is coming down to the floor.

INTERVI EWE R: What does that mean?
Coming down to the floor?

The studio floor.

I needed to be there for the climax.

BRIAN: Bye, everyone!

WOMAN 1: Bye, Brian.
WOMAN 2: Bye!

Good luck with the voice-over!

DENNIS: Such a rush now!

Always the same with filming.

It's Ghanc“ in the morning,

Hoflyoaks in the afternoon.

FLOOR MANAGER: Thanks, Penny.
Here we go then.

In five, four, three...

I've poured you a glass of champagne.

I know I shouldn't drink what with me
being pregnant with your baby,

but one little glass
won't harm, will it?

Besides, you deserve a treat,

spending all that time in character.

Fancy having to spend a whole clay
with that little brat Toby.

I don't know how you bore it!

Oh. I thought you were
going to have a shower.

Couldn't keep your hands off me, eh?

And what's this?

Kinky.

I wondered what those chains were for.

I'll call the police in the morning.

It's perfect, really.

Julian had been under a lot of stress.

The doctors suggested this holiday,

but his medication ran out

and I found him lying dead
at the bottom of the stairs.

(exec-us)

We should have the insurance money
in time for New Year.

I can't wait to see
the look on Celia's face.

Oh, she'll suspect something,
but where's the proof?

Like I said, it's perfect.

Ooh, darling, that hurts!

Well, what are you waiting for?

Aren't you going to ravish me, Simon?

Simon?

I don't know anyone called Simon.

I'm...

Krampus.

- No!
-(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

No! (SCREAMS)

FLOOR MANAGER: And cut!

YOUNG DENNIS: Great, thanks, Ralph.

- If we could just step you off.
- Cheers, Dennis.

Oh, are you done, Ralph?

I'll see you at the screening
if there is one, shall I?

YOUNG DENNIS: All right, keep rolling.
We're setting up for scene 18B.

Oh, is this a new scene?

KATHY: Dennis?

Quick as you can, please.

I didn't get pink pages for this,
if there were some, Dennis.

FLOOR MANAGER:
just changing camera position.

Dennis, can someone please tell me
what's happening?

(MUFFLED) Dennis,
tell me what's happening!

Ow!

Dennis? (GASPS)

DENNKS: Always a strange moment

when you see them realise
what's going on.

You see there's no acting here,

that's genuine fear.

I don't think I want to watch
the ending.

YOUNG DENNIS: Action!

KATHY: Please, no!

No!

(SCREAMING) No!

DENNIS: We”, that? if.

Can '2' believe it surfaced again
after all these years.

In its defence, it was one
of the better ones, but...

If only I'd got Gummkkge.

XNTERVXEWER". Police interview
with Dennis Fulcher terminated at 16:05.