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(GASPS) Mother!

All right, calm down. Let's put you back in here.

Oh! (GROANS)

How are you feeling, Mother? Are you okay?

How many fingers am I holding up?

Oh, Robert, I can't see without my glasses.

- What did you say? - I said I can't see.

But you just called me, Robert.

Well, that's your name. A mother ought to know her son.

Good God. That slap, it must have brought you back to me.

Oh.

Amber, won't you listen, I do love thee!

She is bewitched. I cannot break the spell.

Just tell us, Vince, what do we need to know to make this right?

I'm sleeping now. Good night.

- Has he been drinking? - He had a glass of wine.

(GRUNTS)

Then I take matters into my own hands.

Don't touch me with those trotters, you fat pig.

With true love's kiss, I aim to break the spell.

- No, don't. - Sorry, I...

No, I meant don't stop.

I thought she's your girlfriend.

Mother, please.

Poor Gus, I don't know what came over me.

It wasn't me. I can promise you that.

I love a happy ending. Don't you, Fred?

In 917, there's an empty bed.

Of this confusion I have had my fill.

Excuse me, miss, I'd like to pay my bill.

(SCREAMS)

Oh, for the final time, will you be...

What's this?

Two peas from the same pod both shelled?

Do my old eyes deceive me

or could I be looking at the sons I briefly held?

I was adopted as a child.

And I...

I never knew my father.

Until now.

I Pray you, sirs,

do not an old man mock.

We must get to the bottom of this.

H Ow?

The proof, it is behind you,

for my boys both bore a birthmark on their bare behinds.

It was a most unusual shape.

I know. It looksjust like...

BOTH: The chair from Mastermind.

Oh, it's true. I saw it on his bum.

It makes me think of Magnus Magnusson.

Give me but one moment, I implore.

I won't need that bath plug any more.

I always felt that I was but a half,

lacking not just a father and a mother.

Meeting your other half makes you a whole.

Does that sound wrong?

It's nice to meet you,

brother.

Oh!

So all's resolved, just like a theatre play.

And I can get my happy end away.

HENRY: Not so fast!

Everybody stay exactly where they are.

I'm sorry to break up this pretty scene,

but I have unfinished business with Prince Rico.

I Pray you, sirs,

which one of you is he?

-'Tis 1. -'Tis 1.

-'Tis I. - Mother, calm down.

You have set this up to try to muddle me.

Step forward, Prince,

or Daddy gets the knife!

That's what you call dramatic irony.

Oh, I know him. He saw my show tonight.

Please spare his life

and take me in his place.

I've had enough. The old man has to die.

I'll spill his guts like...

Spaghetti Bolognese.

(GRUNTS)

The hokey-coke y!

The hokey-coke y

Vince, you've saved the day.

Thank you, child.

I'm glad that everyone is reconciled.

- I thought I was a goner. - No way, Pops.

Let's lock him in his room and call the cops.

Your left leg out In, out, in, out, shake it all about

Can someone tell me what's gone on today?

It's more than a rhyming couplet can relay.

I wish you had your diamond ring.

But hush,

I think that I did hear a toilet flush.

(ALL GASPING)

Oh!

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