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for those of you who just fell off a

broccoli boat Chicago place is the most

exclusive shopping mall in Chicago area

the business rush is their busiest most

profitable season at the end of each

business day fifty-seven retailers

deposit their cash receipts in basement

vault once a week a CSC armored car

drives that money to the Northern Trust

Bank

the last pickup before Christmas and the

biggest is scheduled for the evening of

December 24

on Christmas Eve there will be 10 to 12

million dollars in unmarked untraceable

cash sitting in that basement vault

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so where'd you get caught for Christmas

she wanted a scuba-diving vacation to

the Caribbean but all that kind of Ford

was a snorkel in the bathtub so so be

doing magic fingers you got it pal I

can't share with the money gotta show

love let's take them we gots a salt

point for armed robbery the server

protect partner 20 bucks says they don't

come easy pessimistic

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take it easy fan woo there's an easy way

and there's a hard way do the right

thing Morgan you're dead

I'd be smart just lay them down hey get

back inside back inside

all right partner you have fine put all

our weapons

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sorry okay

Italy you shot me kid named us and you

owe me 20 bucks

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lieutenant chief

suspension pending outcome of IAD

investigation chief star and peace

Merry Christmas son of a bitch goes drag

has been terrorized in Chinatown for 18

months now they're toast instead of an

atta boy you get put on the rubber gun

squad suppose I should just like fan

will kill you I would have been showing

admirable restraint we're in the

twilight zone more mopes get TV shows

good honest coppers get shot through the

grease and was that thing your old man

used to say

the only things on the square in this

town roller derby and wrestling it's

true den and it's true now

anything you need partner long green

whatever you reach out for me alright

thanks

the stars

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hey sweetie you want a beer sure I'm an

engineering degree

that's where whoever wrote these

instructions must have flunked out of

translating school oh thanks hmm what's

that for

I'm happy you're here and in one piece

I'm here on quite a bit this holiday

season how long will this suspension

last hmm I don't know

worst case scenario I could get advice

that completely you mean lose your job

how can that happen

that's citizen that I winged is

vice-president of the lotus flower

Society

kind of like the mayor of Chinatown his

clout Trump's mine all day hmm well I

know you don't like to hear it

Oh cat no please honey I don't mean

lurking around the plaza with the

flashlight morgue I'm talking about

corporate security much better money and

I don't have to worry whether or not

you're coming home alive it is what it

is

honey you walk down the aisle with

copper I don't like that word why not

you know why my father did a lot of good

all right let's not get sidetracked here

okay what about the captain's test at

least you'd be off the street the test

there's no problem

but there's politics and with the

suspension not gonna happen my hours are

maxed out at the Goldsmith mark so are

the credit cards I know we could send

the kids to Sutherland public school in

this town you kidding me though what do

you suggest

I swear something I promise

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you are some good men who are so good

wonderful baby girl I am sold

don't you any Spice Girls or something

space girls are so five minutes ago I

just asked my goddaughter I need a drink

you know yes please

he's got to go back in the hospital

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I thought he was in remission he was but

leukemia is back and it's spreading

he needs a bone marrow transplant it's

gonna cost a quarter of menos

where are you gonna get that kind of

money

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Merry Christmas lieutenant I think you

mean Happy Holidays Jimmy Christmas is

no longer politically correct

I'll go PC when you do your daughter's

very talented mrs. Morgan oh thank you

and so is your son thank you

cat this is uh Jimmy scales Eddy one of

the best in his field well then you must

be very good because my husband's pretty

stingy with praise actually I'm retired

now well that's good news for both of us

once a thief always a thief

yeah Jimmy Scott was good like way good

enough

Morgan me dropping down at Joliet for

his last stretch when was that Jimmy

nice six throttle back rich man says

he's retired he's retired will you lost

Jimmy the felons Jamboree is down at the

armory

here's a pleasure to meet you is the

Morgan

uh your uh your classic rich on

Christmas Eve there will be 10 to 12

million dollars in unmarked untraceable

cash sitting in that basement of all

suites any questions simulus I know you

have questions

you always have questions yeah it'd be a

lot simpler to just hit that C Steve

Wagner after it minutes pick up simpler

but not better we need the wagon intact

I hide the scroll long enough to cover

our escape

alright so mean Petrovich our own

hostage control run your drives a wagon

by this time so what we need the Mad

Bomber and kit blast for diversion and

the slow down the heat that's right

stimulus diversion that to slow down the

heat you got a problem with that nah not

as long as you take care of your psycho

brother out of urine you guys got that

worked out

it's good busy you know I think I'm

gonna drive to work I can't deal with

the owl on Christmas Eve I remember your

mom coming over so Amelia for again yeah

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas make

sure she brings her eggnog I already did

what is it Mr Wong is suing the city of

Chicago for 40 million dollars well I

suppose that's to be expected these days

the aggravating part is that I'm

personally named as a co-defendant oh my

god

morgue what are we gonna do do you think

this is a joke yeah it's a real fire

slapper honey don't be stupid I'm late

swift more bright

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ladies

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cuz you're the only lawyer that I trust

meal and because maybe if I ask real

nice you might just give me a break on

your feet 26 is fine yeah you selling

are rich

alright thanks pal yeah Happy Hanukkah

may I offer you some advice Cornelius

only if it's on how to make eggnog okay

but if I was I'd say never let the Sun

go down I'm bad blood with your spouse

bomb squad special operations OCD I'll

get back to you for Vince be double saw

boxes I got your bomber you still owe me

on our last bet

Lucifer's henchmen turf war over the

meth trade don't bombs on each other in

Montreal Buffalo Toronto working their

way west you're right this town could be

rocking all winter on my swing by pop

round and little chance Lance's weight

sure it's all over the joint

we both wind up at coop City please keep

me informed I'll try

like I said your advice he's always

welcome yeah kids your dad's gonna go

make peace with mom when we get home you

can each open one present there's one

present all right give me

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just can't decide

this week oh good choice good choice

okay let me just good thank you very

much I know she's gonna enjoy it

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas

Chicago places till closing thank you

for shopping it's good

just when I thought it was safe to get

out of this monkey Merry Christmas

little one

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by Keynesian cayenne pepper

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sorry honey

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how's the house

rough Ellen not the wife tech she was on

the roof

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be sensible guys

the money's insured are you sir I

realize you're probably an experienced

professional but the police will have

this place sealed often I mean nobody's

ever even attempted to rob Chicago place

thanks for the tip

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what's your name Rachid Buckley Rachid

which video deck has a life feeded alarm

company

alright let's remove today's live tape

from that deck and replace with

yesterday's ok why so I don't shoot you

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guys just chill Christmas

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what's going on some guy just stole our

score

tightener headsets

I finish here in the wide entrance doors

you take stimulus get me back my money

go go go go

want to play okay let's play

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double-double taken upstairs said I

don't get paid to play gladiator

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morgen dizzy they'll enrich our spoilers

the heat he's on level four

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getting the storage room

sans fourth-level he's a cop Holly's got

a deuce break in his shop window all the

internal storms will start ringing her

Heidi's off I'll take care of it it's

secure then

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come on baby pick up it's 9:05 Christmas

Eve going home want me to walk you to

your car no I'll be fine you go on ahead

Merry Christmas

pick it up

Oh

sorry how many times I got to tell you

it wasn't Lucifer's henchmen

we got no beef with them do see girls I

say they got a beef a Jew has her rich

you gents hello hello I do not really

want to shoot you officer it is just a a

centerfold full of money

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so you won't put lump of coal in my

stocking huh

life is so good this year

hi I'm Kathy L Quigley

welcome to the bondage club Christmas

party

Merry Christmas

I am Kwanzaa met myself

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yeah Darcy this is Joyner on the Chicago

place run baby we've got problems engine

seized up can't go no place stuck out

here on the frozen tundra south driving

Belleville go you got one hour I'll see

you in a great way north

you betcha hoser

patrasche

all right all right that's good that's

good now what do you mount the separator

the door

that's right why so when the door is

open the so when the door is open the

separator comes out with contact speed

and the circuit is closed what happens

then Oh

you're my flesh

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yes like the REI mountain bike and the

Razer deluxe scooter and the Palm Pilot

7 with the wireless internet accidents

do your lord

your children gathered here are

desperate and frightened

please do not abandon us on the sacred

night but send us an angel of mercy to

deliver us from evil

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blammo

bummer

gosh you killed my best friend

payback's a bitch

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first lick you had ammo

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step out flash you can run but you can't

hide

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you know I never even played hockey

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come in restroom a third-level

I know coming at you have you got the

money no okay yeah best Christmas ever

I'd have to say 97 I grew up on

Hemingway and Ruark once the last kid

finally moved out I took my wife on

safari to East Africa we had Christmas

dinner out on the Serengeti Plain and

watching the zebras health and strolled

by beautiful Rashid I'm a Muslim mm-hmm

okay

Saint Nick it's your turn best Christmas

ever well for me every Christmas is the

best but the year Rudolph the red-nosed

reindeer saves the day was extra special

wish my daddy was here oh I wish that

too

what's her name sweetie oh what a

wonderful name beautiful thing in the

world I've seen it and it is very

beautiful not quite as beautiful as you

are

Aurora I want you to listen to me

sweetie all these bad men want is money

and as soon as they get it they're gonna

go away and we're gonna go home you

don't know that I don't lie to my child

well good for you and since you're so

into honesty then you must know that st.

Nick here only has a few hours left to

deliver a lot of toys all over the world

so you see we do know that this is all

gonna be over soon right that's right

remember Aurora I have a lot of presents

to deliver to your house me one present

I really want which one I wanna be home

all I can say is that it was an

improvised explosive device and a

function that's design I'll take your

questions

Fisk rich thank God listen to me I can't

talk but curious Cal said he's taken

down Chicago place what I'm on my way

watch yourself coming in okay it's got

at least two bomb guys laying booby

traps

I'll bring the cavalry

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there is a Santa Claus

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we're similar if he's in the toilet

he's about to get flushed

flame on

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you'll just have to hold it right now

Aurora

what's problem

my daughter has to go to the bathroom

okay

what about me you stay here you I can

use you

nothing bra simulus is an idiot what I

said simulus is an idiot

why don't you the first time piece we

get to be a secular that was nice

there's an easy way and there's a hard

way do the right thing boys must have

been in the ladies room

all right slowly now lay your weapons on

the ground put your hands on your head

slowly

put it down

and what is that what's what I had beans

for supper lieutenant Morgan I have at

least one man down so I figured that's

yours Radio make that four men down

Jimmy keep your hands where I can see em

tenda you might want to rethink your

intervention you should stay retired

that's three strikes Jimmy you're off

Morgan's cat he's got me

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can't listen to me don't resist don't

give him any reason to hurt your baby

just do exactly what Jimmy tells you

he's a thief but he's not a killer

don't count on that lieutenant listen to

me scouts ID I swore to God if you heard

do your time sir now these are all we're

gonna do

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somebody come in

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wait

Jimmy obedience score they turn their

radios off and one of them just blew

himself up with this master brightest

bulb on the Christmas tree Jimmy you've

always been a class act professional

what are you doing I've already got the

cavalry on its way they're gonna seal

off the building they're gonna box you

in that's why nobody's ever tried to

take down this score before there's no

you let me worry about that you just get

me my money and you'll get your wife

back what about the rest of the hostages

I'll need them to land clear no one will

be harmed oh that's what you say you

don't seem to have a very firm grip on

your crew

hey you sure you want to do that shop

you could bring down a Hancock building

with that thing good why don't you do us

both a favor before you play twilight of

the Gods why don't you turn on your

radio

kiss my duper come on your boss man

wants to talk to you what do you want I

want your ass down here right now this

dog has killed way we'll have to

postpone hungry so some respect it was

my brother why are we here to get the

money right I stay with me who's got the

money the straws exactly now come on out

from wherever the hell you are and get

down here so we can get the money what

if he shoots me he's not gonna shoot you

I got his wife

glad you approve

now move Judah

huh it's got your wife yeah I know

Brainiac thank you leaving now I won't

forget what you get to Wayne

Jimmy the layoffs must have hurt you you

must been recruiting in Elgin state to

come up with a Morgan you got two

minutes to get me my money or I'm gonna

give your wife that Looney tune don't

get tense Jimmy it's not your style my

style my style Morgan is it if you don't

get me my money I'm gonna get your wife

like a pig

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this mortgage twist can't wait to put

little bomb in your bra sleepy dream on

flame off go check on the others you

keep your radio on

this should have been simple this should

have been simple why do you need this

money so badly mr. scouts Eddie what's

worth killing for dying for is it your

son he's the boy in the music grip who's

sick isn't he I have children too are

you really gonna make them orphans in 57

seconds

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so I don't really want to shoot you

it's just that I also asked Santa for a

cart full of money I think one of us

will be very disappointed look it's all

worked out with Jimmy scow all I gotta

do

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your class may I call you Catherine do

you always make small talk with your

victims before you kill them you still

got 20 seconds have faith in your

husband I do

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does your wife have faith in you

nah she doesn't but us when they get for

tanning out with her brother's lipstick

matches our red Camaro

ten seconds five four three two let's

trade

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got it

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felt better in my whole life you okay

yeah let's go home we've done our bid

the Cavalry's on his way

but they're not here yet

and there are six other hostages right

hey baby you don't have to prove

anything you are not your father what I

got a make up you already have

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stay here okay I think you got what they

came for so they're not gonna come up

but just in case

take this there's one of the payments I

love you I love you so much go

right go hot say who okay blast

Michigan Avenue entrance move

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I use angel of mercy take everybody have

to see in this village and keep them

calm yeah you know how to use it you

point this end at the bad guys and you

pull the trigger all right

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drop the gun set it right there

hope you shouldn't come back Jimmy now

you'll never take another free breath

headed or my friend no choice there's

always a choice

my son has leukemia he needs a bone

marrow transplant he doesn't get it have

you dead by Easter I'm truly sorry to

hear that

haven't you ever heard of insurance

ex-cons can't get insurance bad risk

tough break in your head as it were 10

million and untraceable cash in that box

I don't need it all let me take one bag

and walk away

we saved my son's life and you can still

be the hero not in the hero business Jim

and you are going back to prison the

other one in prison lieutenant just take

a back for yourself

see I got away with two nobody else has

to know

come on Morgan you know this town bent

like a snake from Jump Street don't be a

chump deta money

after all

father did

seungyun

No

hey where the hell are you right behind

you

dude stop for coffee and where's

everybody else how'd you get in here

I'm tricky yeah we'll keep an eye peeled

cuz there's another one out of here

somewhere a nut with a bag full of bombs

you mean kid blast yeah whatever sup

rich there's an easy way and there's a

hard way do the right thing partner lay

it down

so I guess nobody else is coming up

they're all busy on the islands bombing

you know the one plan about who's of his

henchmen that was me wait pretty yet

let's go both

are you doing Richard what is this we're

not about money me and you we serve and

protect what are you doing here morg

trying to catch bad guys why did you

come how do you go I didn't know

anything can I had a fight I came to

kiss and make up Christmasy you you've

ruined the perfect score now you gotta

go

a mom

I'm not gonna shoot me rich do you think

I wanna fight any idea come to this I

never would have signed on let's say

it's not too late but you can't do this

we're partners

your best man at my wedding

your godfather to my daughter that has

nothing to do with this this is Chicago

like your old man used to say the only

things on the square in this town of

roller derby and wrestling he just said

that to make himself feel better about

being a crooked copper

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hey presents get you okay don't swear to

me wait for my signal

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blowing

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don't make a sound come on

right there

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stop that son of a bitch

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hello this is the tick's hello hello

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bringing the blueprints

and seal the wall batch tunnel

okay we got seven minutes until the tow

truck finds your armored car we got a

double back

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okay lime

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nice try come on

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lieutenant Oregon Chicago PD criminal

intelligence unit I'm in pursuit of

armed kidnappers inside the Wrigley

building boiler room adjacent

maintenance tunnels requesting

all units in the vicinity of Lower

Michigan maintenance tunnels officer

needs assistance shots fired

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are you going

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standby unit responding

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wait a second sure where'd he go

sir you okay yeah

there's an easy way and there's a hard

way Jimmy do the right thing

come on Jimmy it's over man just put it

down think of your boy Anthony needs you

I say get straight to me EMTs are on

their way

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we're still testing the antigens but we

may have a possible donor what are you

gonna operate it's not that simple

assuming we get six HLA matches we can

prepare to proceed but what to be frank

lieutenant there are unresolved

financial issues are you feeling good

and you tell me IAD says the Chinatown

shooting was unavoidable

what about the lawsuit well the mayor's

stepping in he'll square it well that's

the least he can do

oh and one more thing here's a little

out of way from the Chicago place

insurance company

easy come easy go

Merry Christmas captain Morgan

Merry Christmas chief

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let's all bow our heads and say a prayer

for Jimmy Scout zeti

and rich presents key and all those who

won't be celebrating Christmas this year

let us give thanks for our deliverance

for all of our many blessings

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it came upon the midnight clear that

glorious

from angels banding the earth

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two men from Heaven's all gracious key

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do

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you