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(OMI READING)

Water!

Fire!

Wind!

Earth!

Wood!

(YELLING)

OMI: Previously on Xiaolin Chronicles...

Chase Young has enslaved the spirits of the Xiaolin Dragon Warriors,

but cannot use their powers until he has bonded them with their Spirit Dragons.

Meanwhile, Kimiko has been chosen

to be the first Dragon Rider of our generation,

and is trying to bond with a dragon of her own.

How come Kimiko gets a dragon and I don't?

I should be the first Dragon Rider!

Do I not have the shiniest head ever?

Uh, uh, uh.

(OMI CLEARS THROAT) It is not of importance.

What is important is if I can stop Chase from destroying the cosmos,

saving everyone from massive destruction and being given a parade.

Stay tuned and watch the fate of the universe in the balance!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Hiya!

Stop messing around, Omi.

(OMI YELLING)

(GRUNTS)

Hiya! You got lucky,

but luck will not be enough!

(GRUNTING)

Whoa!

The bonding has begun.

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMING)

Wait! Two against one! Not fair!

Whoa! (YELLING)

Omi!

(GRUNTS)

Okay. Maybe I will not bond with Zippy here.

I shall let you do it.

(GIGGLES)

Zippy's got a good ring to it.

How about I name you Zippilou?

(CHOKING AND COUGHING) Careful!

Hmm.

(GRUNTING)

(ALL YELLING)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Oh, no, that is so not good.

Hey! What about me?

I need to protect the universe, too!

Now I will destroy Xiaolin! (LAUGHING)

Hey!

(ROARS)

(GRUNTING)

(LAUGHING)

Oh, no! The dragon helmet!

Rise! Spirits of the Dragons! Rise!

Unite with the Xiaolin Warriors of the Chi Bottles!

(LAUGHING)

(GASPING)

(LAUGHING) Give me your power, so I may destroy Xiaolin!

What in the Arkansas boot yard are we gonna do now?

I don't know, but we better do it quick.

(GRUNTING)

-Orb of Torpedo! -Sword of Lucida!

-Fist of the Iron Bear! -Vest of Kinniku!

(SCOFFS) Trinkets and kiddie play.

-Why bother? -(WARRIORS SCREAMING)

-(THUD) -(WARRIORS GRUNTING)

Better them than me.

We've got to do something fast.

Wait! Kimiko, you cannot defeat Chase Young by yourself.

But you said that after I bonded with a dragon, I could.

But not by yourself.

You and your dragon now have the power to tip the cosmic balances in your favor,

by finding a way to awake Tai Shui, the Cosmic Dragon.

Cosmic Dragon?

MOONATA: Tai Shui sleeps and dreams the universe.

At times of chaos, he must be awakened for good.

Only he and he alone can stop Chase,

but to wake him, you need the powers of an element in its purest form.

Omi's water is the purest of all of your elements.

Omi does make good water.

If he were bonded with a dragon, this would be assured.

But since you are the first Dragon Rider, you and he must work together.

(GROANS)

I don't think Omi's too happy with me right now, because of my dragon.

But a monk's gotta do what a monk's gotta do.

(ALL GASPING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

No! I must have my Gibbon Staff!

Orb of Torpedo! Gibbon... Ooh!

No time for fooling around, Omi.

We need to find Tai Shui and use your water to wake him.

It's the only way to stop Chase.

Oh, so, a Dragon Rider needs my help?

Team work, Omi. I ride my dragon, you make water.

-Deal? -Hmm, deal.

Your Xiaolin alarm clock is coming, Comic Dragon!

KIMIKO: That's "Cosmic Dragon."

Huh? Cosmic Dragon?

I will not have it.

Rise, spirit warriors!

Hunt them down.

So, where is this Cosmic Dragon of which I must awaken?

Um, I don't know.

The heart will know what the eyes desire to see.

Oh, great, more Master Fung fortune cookie riddles.

(SPIRIT DRAGONS WHISTLING)

Uh-oh! My heart sees trouble!

Come on, Zippilou, show me what you've got. Hang on!

(OMI YELLING)

This is why I need a dragon of my own!

(YELLING)

Orb of Torpedo! Gibbon Staff!

Shoku Neptune, water!

Coming, dragons! You're no match for me!

I will get ahead in the dragon world one foot at a time!

This little piggy went to market.

This little piggy stayed home.

This little piggy had pizza.

This... Oh! No more little piggies!

(SCREAMING)

Orb of the Gibbons! Gibbon of every orb!

Uh-oh, my moose is cooked!

(SCREAMING)

Ha! You mean your goose is cooked.

Moose or goose, I am delighted to see you, Kimiko.

Gibbon Staff! Now, why could I not think of that before when I needed it?

-(DRAGONS WHOOSHING) -Unwanted company!

Let's skedaddle out of here.

(OMI YELLS)

(OMI SCREAMS)

(GROWLING)

-(BIRD CAWING) -Ooh!

-(KIMIKO GIGGLES) -(GRUNTS) Huh?

(OMI SCREAMS)

BOTH: Whoa!

Whoa, Zippy!

OMI: Whoa!

(LAUGHS) Now, that was fun!

Oh, yeah, fun. I'm having so much fun.

(GROWLING)

More! Give me more Chi power!

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

(GROANING)

MONK EON: Do not do this, brother!

(SIGHING)

You are no longer my brother, Eon!

You stole my destiny and now I will take it back!

Nothing was stolen from you, Chase.

You chose to trade your soul to the darkness.

Loniani. (SIGHS)

You... We were destined.

Until you turned away from her, from Xiaolin,

and instead of giving to help others,

you took the dark path to help yourself.

I took what was mine.

And now,

I will give back to the universe, ultimate darkness!

(STRAINING)

Chase! Buddyramo! Pal of mine!

-Jack, you traitor! -What can I say?

I always go with a winner.

Hey! Yoo-hoo! (LAUGHING)

Chase! How's the universe hanging, man?

(GRUNTS) Scythe of Stars!

Huh? (WHIMPERING)

-(GASPING) -(WHIMPERING)

(CHASE LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

(OMI GASPS)

(STRAINING)

Welcome to darkness! (LAUGHING)

We must find Tai Shui soon. I think our time is running out.

Here, dragon. Dragon.

It's the Cosmic Dragon, Omi, not a lost puppy.

Well, if we do not find him soon, we will all be lost puppies!

(GRUNTING)

Look! Chase is destroying the universe!

(BOTH GASPING)

KIMIKO: Tai Shui is the entire mountain!

Omi, get ready to dive. Wake Tai Sui. I'll take care of this guy.

Closer, closer.

Closer. Dive!

(OMI STRAINING)

Gibbon Staff! Orb of Torpedo!

Shoku Neptune, water!

Water! Water! Water! Water! Water!

(GRUNTS) Wake up, Tai Shui! You snooze, we lose!

Orb of Torpedo! Shoku Neptune, water!

Water! Water!

Water! Water! Water! Water! Water!

Is my water not pure enough? Maybe Dojo tainted me with his overly cheesy nachos!

(GRUNTING)

Huh? Ah! So you wanna play, huh?

Let's have some fun.

(GROWLING)

(LAUGHING) When I am done, the universe will be confetti,

and I will be the only thing left standing.

Omi, Kimiko, you're our only hope! (SCREAMS)

Oh, Dojo! I am going to die all alone!

(SOBBING) Huggy, huggy?

(SCREAMING)

Huh!

I like what you've done with the interior decorating.

-(SCREAMS) -(GRUNTS)

DOJO: I'm too young to be swallowed!

(ROARING)

(GASPS)

Uh-oh. Chase is turning into a Heylin dragon!

Omi, hurry!

Hiya! Tai Shui is a very deep sleeper!

(BEEPING)

Orb of Torpedo! Shoku Neptune, water!

Rise and shine, Tai Shui! The universe needs you!

Gesundheit!

(YELLING)

Orb of Staff!

(EXCLAIMING)

(YELLING)

KIMIKO: This is getting to be a habit!

And you are getting to be a very good Dragon Rider, Kimiko.

-(BOTH GASPING) -Amazing!

Tai Shui knows the enemy.

-And it is the Heylin dragon Chase! -(TAI SHUI ROARS)

Well, well, well. Tai Shui, Cosmic Dragon.

You don't look so mighty.

You cannot stop me, Tai Shui! I am destined to destroy the universe!

TAI SHUI: No, Chase Young. Not today, and not this way.

(GROWLS) Try me!

(ROARING)

-No! You gotta be kidding me! -It must not be!

(ROARING)

Well, that wasn't so difficult.

(ROARING)

TAI SHUI: I am one with the cosmos.

You cannot destroy the cosmos without destroying me.

And you will never destroy the cosmos, for all in it is infinite.

Like soil and sand and stars.

Air, wind and water, and light.

Unending.

(SCREAMING)

No!

OMI: (LAUGHS) Victory is ours.

KIMIKO: Where did Chase go?

TAI SHUI: He has been translated to another dimension.

But what of our friends and all the Chi Warriors and Spirit Dragons?

It will be as if it never was. That is the way of the cosmos.

Tai Shui has gone back to dreaming of the universe.

You have succeeded as a Dragon Rider, Kimiko.

Indeed she has, and rescued me many times in a nickle of time!

I think you mean, "In the nick of time."

You too, Omi. You both succeeded when all else failed.

You are quite the Xiaolin Dragon material.

I must journey on now, but I shall give you both a gift.

(BEEPING)

Look.

(OMI AND KIMIKO GASPING)

You created the Orb of Torpedo?

That was long, long ago.

And each warrior who used it before you imparted their own energy,

making the orb even more powerful.

And now you can study what I did.

For one day,

all Xiaolin Dragon Warriors must create their own Shen Gong Wu,

to pass on to future generations.

(GRUNTING)

-(LAUGHING) -This pendant is for you, Kimiko.

-One day you will know what it means. -(GASPS)

What? Is it a Shen Gong Wu?

It can't be.

It's a pendant,

but it's exactly like the one my sister, Tigress, has.

(INDISTINCT INCANTATION)

(TIRES SQUEALING)

Nifty. So, this is the Shanga World?

-(HORSE NEIGHING) -Is that who I think it is?

(NEIGHING)

What in the Shanga World? You!

I... I know you.

And I know you, Princess Mess Up My Face.

You and that goody-goody Dashi turned me into a Ghost Face,

and now, I get my revenge.

You knew her all along?

This was a trap. You betrayed me.

What can I say? I'm a villainess.

(ENGINES ROARING)

Girls, show them why you're called the Mean Girl Viper Club,

instead of the Fuzzy Bunny Sorority Band.

(GASPS)

(ENGINES ROARING)

And then the churning portal energy dropped us here, Master Fung.

You've done well. Congratulations, Dragon Rider.

-You go, Dragon Girl! -Most fantastique , Sister Kimiko!

Yahoo, buckaroo!

Thanks, Master Fung. Thanks, guys.

I couldn't have done it without Omi making his water.

Well, I do make the purest water.

Master Fung, speaking of Dragon Riders, when will I get my own dragon?

Your time will come, Omi.

Oh, are you okay, Zippilou?

Huh, young kids these days, with their new dance crazes.

If I didn't know better, I'd say that Zippilou was having a Wu moment.

Ha! Don't make me laugh!

If I'm not having a Wu fit, no way that youngun's got one.

I mean, I've only been doing it for 1,500 years.

You're probably right, Dojo.

Hey, guys, now that the universe is all fine and dandy,

and Master Fung's back with us,

I'd say, let's have a party!

(ALL CHEERING)

Young monks, remember to be on guard always,

for evil lurks in places and times that we least expect.

Until then, let's party.

(ALL CHEERING)

Most magnifique! A shooting star!

-(ALL GASPING) -Hurry, everyone, make a wish.

(GRUNTS)

Shut it off! Turn it off! (SQUEALING)

(SCREAMING)

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