Original subtitles

(OMI READING)

Water!

Fire!

Wind!

Earth!

Light!

(YELLING)

OMI: Previously on Xiaolin Chronicles...

Kimiko suddenly tingles with a newly developed Dragon Sense,

and when Dojo goes missing, she can feel where he's been taken.

But nobody believes her,

so she sets out on her own to find him.

Meanwhile, Chase Young tries to open the Portal of Heroes

and steal the Chi bottles of the ancient Xiaolin Dragon Warriors.

If he succeeds, he will gain control of all their powers

and literally plunge the world into 10,000 years of darkness.

Unfortunately, through no fault of my leadership,

Chase traps us inside a Chi bubble!

Kimiko ends up alone inside the Shanga world!

What is to happen to all of us?

My lips are super-glued, so stay tuned and find out.

KIMIKO: Oh, my aching aches!

(GASPS) The Chi bottles are gone!

Chase, how could he strike through the Portal of Heroes?

(WIND HOWLING)

-(MAN COUGHING) -(GASPS)

(WEAKLY) The Portal of Dragons

awakened Chi.

Hurry. Before light goes out.

(GROANS)

(GASPS)

Where are the other Chi bottles?

Ah, at last. A sight to behold.

All of you Xiaolin Dragon Warriors!

Once upon a time you were all mighty.

But now, your power shall all be mine!

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

We must stop Chase Young!

(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

Sure thing, shiny-headed genius. How?

Shoku Neptune, water!

(SCREAMING)

Wind!

Fist of the Iron Bear! Shoku Jupiter, earth!

-(RUMBLING) -(GROANING)

Rise!

ALL: Monk Guano!

Ah, it is you, Brother Chase.

I am sorry for that.

I had hoped you would transcend your hatred.

For my lost dragon? For my lost brother?

For my lost dragonhood?

I will make the universe pay for them all!

Oh, this doesn't look good.

Wait! Dojo, Dojo!

Oh, man, I'm so hungry I can't see straight.

I could sure use some nachos right now...

-Hey, up here! Dojo! -(ALL CLAMORING)

Chase, it was you who chose to stray from the Xiaolin path.

You would not give of yourself.

Give part of my power to make trinkets?

Creating Shen Gong Wu is our duty to those who follow and protect.

Duty? More like stupidity.

Why should I give up my power?

To give is to gain.

To share is to become powerful.

Xiaolin Dragon Warriors must give up their own power to make Shen Gong Wu?

Well then, you and the other Dragon Warriors shall share now.

You shall make me powerful!

Come to me so that I will gain your strength!

(YELLING)

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

-(LAUGHING) -(SCREAMING)

Rise!

Dojo! We're up here!

Hey, guys! What's up?

Dojo! We're up here!

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMING GLEEFULLY)

Oh, no! Chase is absorbing the spirits of the Xiaolin Dragon Warriors.

He's going to blow up the universe!

(SIGHS) There goes the neighborhood.

Hmm, I didn't realize how thirsty I was.

(ALL SCREAMING)

What a kick! There's a little something very familiar about it!

More!

(ALL CLAMORING)

Dojo!

What? I can't hear you.

Hmm?

Oh, no! They're trapped inside Chase's energy bubble!

(GRUNTS)

There's only one thing I can think of!

This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you!

-(POP) -(SCREAMING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

CLAY: Way to go, Dragon Buddy!

(GROANING) Somebody wake me when it's time to drive home.

ALL: (SCREAMING) Whoa!

Do you hear a ringing? I definitely hear a ringing!

I think Dojo is having a discussion.

I think you mean concussion.

(EXCLAIMING)

Wu alert! Oh, bad timing!

Give it to me!

The Leaf of Yao! A leaf does not sound all that magnifique!

How are we supposed to find a leaf, Wu, in the forest?

CLAY: It's like looking for a needle in a needle stack!

There! The leaf of Yao!

It is not nearly as much fun without a showdown!

So, what does this Wu do?

(SIGHS) I hope it's not a dud!

Look! It says we need to put it in a bowl of water!

Easier said than done. Where do we find a bowl?

This is the bowl.

(ALL GASP)

That's as mind-boggling as a three-nosed calf with a head cold.

Mr. Leafman, where shall we begin to look for help?

PING PONG: (GASPS) Jack Spicer?

JACK: Intern! Oh, Intern!

My ice cubes are feeling a little lonely and in need of more beverage.

(DOOR BANGING)

Intern?

Huh?

Hey! You're so paying for that door!

-(EXCLAIMS) -We've been told you can help us.

Huh?

A leaf? (FORCED LAUGHTER)

You guys are listening to a leaf now? Seriously?

Hey, if we can follow a sarcastic dragon, why not a sentient leaf?

(VOICE SHAKING) Maybe my intern knows.

Intern?

TINY SIM: That's wrong.

No, that's wrong. That's wrong.

Tiny Sim is your intern?

Hey, it's tough to get super villain wannabes to work for free.

(GROANS ANGRILY) Note to self. Who taught you to draw?

I see you've gotten past your weasel period.

Weasels, pah. For children.

I am drawing the ultimate contraption. Working name, something Zodiac!

Huh. It's like some paparazzi tracking apparatus.

Thank you, cowpoke.

Paparazzi has a pop to it. Hmm...

Superstar Paparazzi Zodiac! That's it!

The SPZ is equipped with a dimensional zapping crystal

that pierces through space, time and dimensionality!

SPZ. You can run, but you can't hide!

You are stalking our very own Kimiko?

I can't help myself. Kimiko. Purty! So dreamy!

Even I feel sorry for the little dweeb.

He doesn't stand a chance with Miss Hothead.

-(ALL GASP) -Whoa!

Ah, you're the one who stole my Nanopuff Wu!

Nice job, intern! Very evil.

But you are still not getting paid!

Nanopuff Shen Gong Wu!

Paparazzi Zodiac, come to uncle!

I think you mean, "Come to papa". But whatever works!

(ALL EXCLAIM)

-(ALL GASP) -Whoa!

Whoa, this is bigger than I imagined!

So this leads to Kimiko?

Whoa!

Wait! Not fair! It's my machine!

(GRUNTS) Perfect opportunity.

While the Jack's away, the intern will play!

All his Wu will be mine!

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

Wow! The Planet of Dragons! I remember this place!

Huh?

(GASPS)

Is this where the Chi bottle comes alive?

(GASPS)

FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE: Kimiko revealed. Location, Planet of Dragons.

(ALL GASP)

Whoa! I think we're seeing what Kimiko is seeing.

That dweeb Tiny Sim is a genius!

I'm so glad I'm not paying him a dime!

What... What's happening?

Welcome to the Monolith of Dragons, Kimiko.

I am Moonata, Xiaolin Dragon of Water, Generation 999.

I... I've heard of you. But you passed on, didn't you?

It is true. My essence went into the Chi bottle you held.

Are you ready to take the next step being a Xiaolin Dragon Warrior?

Next step? Xiaolin Dragon Warrior?

Ah, I see that you do not know.

We are called Xiaolin Dragon Warriors,

for our spirits are joined to dragons!

But in order to bond with a dragon, a warrior's essence must be pure.

Young Chase loved the dragon girl Loniani-Nui.

But she would not have him.

Instead,

she chose to bond with Monk Eon,

Chase's older brother.

Chase never forgave them.

His hatred for all things Xiaolin grew.

But, what does that have to do with me?

Kimiko, you have been chosen,

to be the first Dragon Rider of the new generation.

Me?

Her?

The first Dragon Rider?

I should be the first Dragon Rider in our generation!

Go faster, Zodiac! Go faster! I want to speak to Moonata!

MOONATA: Come. You must ready yourself to meet your dragon.

KIMIKO: But Moonata, why go on a wild dragon hunt

when I should be protecting the universe from Chase?

Kimiko, you do not stand a chance fighting Chase now.

However, if you succeed in bonding with a dragon,

you two will become one in spirit.

Only when this happens, can your oneness become greater than the sum of the two parts.

This will change the balance and give us a fighting chance.

But what am I supposed to do with the dragon?

You will know what to do when the time comes.

You said that Loniani-Nui refused to bond with Chase.

Does that mean Chase's Chi was not pure?

Chase violated the code of the Xiaolin Warriors,

and was banished from the Order.

KIMIKO: But how?

MOONATA: All will be revealed in time.

What's that? Whoa!

MOONATA: That Dragon Helmet allows you to call your dragon.

Only put it on when you are truly ready.

You have but one chance to bond with a dragon.

If you do not succeed, then you will never have another.

And this will help me stop Chase?

(GASPS)

Okay, now what?

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

CHASE: Ah, I remember you. And you.

And certainly you.

Ah, there you are...brother!

I am sorry for you, Chase.

You have kept walking the path of darkness.

Sorry? For me? What a mealy-mouthed proclamation.

You're the one who gave up your own power.

You are the one who is trapped in a bottle.

You are the one who I now control!

If one does not control oneself,

one has no control at all.

(GROWLS)

I will show you control.

I shall bond all of your Chi spirits to me!

And then you will serve my purpose to destroy Xiaolin and the universe

with your very own powers.

Rise, Xiaolin Dragon Warriors!

I am your new Temple of Power!

(SIGHS)

Now! Now I am full of Xiaolin energy!

Now nothing can stand before me! Rise!

What?

(GRUNTING)

No, this cannot be!

Why can't I use the power?

(GRUNTS)

What have you done? Why can't I use the power?

Whoa!

(GRUNTING)

Why? Tell me why I cannot access the power of the Dragon Warriors who have gone beyond?

You were banished from the Dragonhood before bonding with your dragon.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Your craving for power made you weak!

Come on. Why don't you join me, Eon?

We will be eternally strong together!

Stop, Chase!

The path of darkness will lead to nowhere but evil.

(EXCLAIMS)

We will see about that.

(LAUGHING)

(STRAINING)

(GASPS)

I refuse to give up my Chi to make Shen Gong Wu trinkets!

I must retain all my power.

(STRAINING)

Make me mighty!

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

Staff of Ku!

My weapon! My creation!

And all of my power retained.

I give up nothing!

(GASPS)

MONK EON: The elixir made you strong,

but it also contaminated your essence.

(BLOWING)

(SCREECHING)

Poetry.

(GRUNTING)

I have been waiting for this day for so long.

(GRUNTING)

-(GRUNTING) -(SCREECHING)

No. No!

The Dragon refused to bond with you.

You would never be a Xiaolin Dragon Warrior!

Loniani-Nui!

(GASPS)

Huh?

No, wait!

So you could not know the full power of a Dragon Warrior.

Our power is irrevocably linked.

And after we pass from this mortal coil,

the human spirits go to the Chi bottles,

alone,

while the dragon spirits go into the Dragon Monolith,

forever sundered.

Then I will bond all of your Chi spirits with the Dragon spirits

and take all of the energies!

(LAUGHING)

Take me to your dragons!

(LAUGHING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Hey, Kimiko! Nice hat!

Quiet. She is calling the dragon.

We must have a discussion first!

You must be Omi...

I should be the first one to ride a dragon.

I am the best Xiaolin Warrior! Look!

(GRUNTING)

Am I not a sight to behold?

(ALL EXCLAIM)

Now that is a sight to behold!

I am glad you agree!

(GASPS) Most magnifique dragon!

Dragon?

Whoa!

(GASPS)

It's you! (EXCLAIMS)

So feisty!

I think he likes boys better.

(GRUNTING)

Let the bonding begin!

No! You can't force the dragon! It must allow you!

Bond! Now!

(SCREAMING)

Yee-haw! Ride 'em, dragon boy!

(SCREAMING)

So, you wish to do this the hard way, eh, dragon?

Well, it takes two to mango!

I think you mean tango!

(SCREECHES)

This is not your time to call the dragon, Omi. It's mine.

But I have the roundest head of all the Xiaolin Warriors of my generation!

You'll have to come through me first!

(SCOFFS) You are so going up!

You cannot stand against me!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(ALL GASP)

The weatherman never gets it right!

(LAUGHING)

"Evil shall be dumbfounded", as Omi would say!

Sword of Lucia! Shoku Astro, wind!

Fist of the Iron Bear! Shoku Jupiter, earth!

Vest of Kinniku! Golden Peach!

-You cannot touch me now, little monks! -(SCREAMS)

And soon, nothing in the universe will be able to touch me!

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

Oh, this is so not good! (SCREAMS)

(LAUGHING)

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