subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for Utopia S01E01.720p.AMZNWEBRip.x264

Afrikaans

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bengali

Bosnian

Bulgarian

Catalan

Cebuano

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Filipino

Finnish

French

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Khmer

Korean

Kurdish (Kurmanji)

Kyrgyz

Lao

Latin

Latvian

Lithuanian

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Nepali

Norwegian

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese

Punjabi

Romanian

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Sesotho

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhala

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Telugu

Thai

Turkish

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Odia (Oriya)

Kinyarwanda

Turkmen

Tatar

Uyghur

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,711 ♪ ♪ 2 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,899 (birds chirping) 3 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:15,367 Life begins. 4 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,828 -Life begins. -(chuckles) 5 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:20,206 I can't believe your grandpa left you a whole house. 6 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,208 OLIVIA: Well, I was the only grandkid. 7 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,667 Well, my grandpa left me his shoes. 8 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:29,632 (lock clicking) 9 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,802 (laughs) We're not married yet. 10 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,847 Okay. Well, then, you're Mrs. Almost Ethan Lander. 11 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:38,891 (gasps) 12 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:49,568 (laughs) 13 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,696 A little elbow grease, we'll be good as new. 14 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:54,865 Well, grease we got. 15 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:58,786 Fungus and mildew and probably some killer mold. 16 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:11,757 What the hell is this? 17 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,885 OLIVIA: Don't look, just dump. 18 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,014 "Utopia." 19 00:02:19,056 --> 00:02:21,934 It's like a comic book or something. 20 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:25,020 Crap. What was your grandpa into? 21 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,438 Fucked up. 22 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:30,234 Fucked up. Ugh. 23 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:32,027 Really fucked up. 24 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,406 OLIVIA: Ugh. 25 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:39,368 -Just throw it out. -Wait, hang on, hang on. 26 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:42,454 "Utopia, the conclusion to Dystopia." 27 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:47,960 So there's more of this shit out there. 28 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:50,963 -What are you doing? -This could be worth something. 29 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:54,758 -(laughs) -Some guy last year found an old Batman comic in his attic. 30 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,760 Sold it for, like, a million bucks. 31 00:02:56,802 --> 00:03:00,264 We sell this for a fraction of that, 32 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:02,224 we can pay off your student loans, 33 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,143 I start my podcast. 34 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,395 A little nest egg for a family. 35 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,776 Ethan. 36 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:16,322 Fanboys are gonna go nuts over this. 37 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,365 ♪ ♪ 38 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,131 (phone chimes) 39 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:46,310 It's happening. It's happ-- 40 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:49,897 It's happening! (whoops) 41 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,865 (phone chimes) 42 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,091 (giggles) 43 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,676 (exhales) 44 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:21,220 (laughs) 45 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:25,724 IAN: Exactly. And like I said, according to CDC, 46 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,727 -tick-borne illnesses, such as Lyme disease, have tripled... -(phone vibrating) 47 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:37,778 (titters) 48 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:41,699 Well, that's probably a question for your doctor, but, uh... 49 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,873 Yes, aches are awful. 50 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,917 Aching is ruthless. 51 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:55,421 (quietly): Yeah. 52 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,464 (whoops) Way to go, Ian. 53 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,341 One more score for the home team. 54 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,406 ♪ ♪ 55 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,221 Let's go. Come on. 56 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:48,474 (sighs) 57 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:01,320 WILSON: Once upon a time there was a little girl 58 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:04,907 named Jessica Hyde. 59 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:09,787 Jessica Hyde had a daddy who was a genius scientist. 60 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,414 Now, Jessica and her daddy were held 61 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:15,834 by an evil villain named Mr. Rabbit. 62 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:22,132 He made Daddy Hyde create horrible viruses, 63 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:25,719 until one day a hero named Artemis 64 00:06:25,761 --> 00:06:28,222 broke out Jessica and her daddy. 65 00:06:28,263 --> 00:06:33,435 Mr. Rabbit sends his henchmen, the Harvest, after them. 66 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:36,146 The Harvest kidnap Daddy, 67 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:39,942 so now Jessica Hyde has to save him. 68 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,069 But that's just the mythology. 69 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:46,198 Dystopia appeared in 2014, and if you're smart-- 70 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,408 if you're really, really smart-- 71 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,202 you can study it and decipher 72 00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:52,079 all the real-life epidemics it predicted. 73 00:06:52,121 --> 00:06:56,083 Yeah-- Ebola, MERS, 74 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:58,377 Heartland virus, just to name a few. 75 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,712 See, that's why we need Utopia. 76 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,048 Because who knows what horrible things are coming next? 77 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,551 I mean, why do we keep feeling like 78 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,886 it's the end of the fucking world? 79 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,973 Because someone is ending the fucking world. 80 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,142 (scoffs) Y-You're not getting it. 81 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,894 Look, look. Microcephaly. 82 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,730 Mosquitoes. Hmm? Hmm? 83 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:20,232 Zika. 84 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,484 We're gonna find the next Zika! 85 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,530 -What? -It kind of reminds me 86 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,198 of what you say about God. 87 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:32,703 If the ignorant want to believe, they'll find a way. 88 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:38,167 (groans) Go pester y-your parents, doubter. 89 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,668 (mutters): Look at that... 90 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:43,005 Just-- Ah, ah, germs. Germs? 91 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,257 Seriously. Please, just go to your room. 92 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,258 (music playing faintly) 93 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,343 Coming through. 94 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:51,513 -Vaping's still smoking, Carla. -Whatever. 95 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,851 WOMAN (over radio): Flight 592 clear direct to Muni. 96 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,228 Leave at your discretion. 97 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,647 (indistinct radio chatter) 98 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:07,070 Hey, so, uh, Fringecon's tomorrow. 99 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:09,239 Can I borrow 30 bucks? 100 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:12,242 You borrow 30 bucks for the train 101 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,995 so you can spend 200 bucks on a comic. 102 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,371 Priorities. 103 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:19,374 Got to see what that naughty bunny is up to. 104 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,210 Mr. Rabbit is just a metaphor, Dad. 105 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:24,588 -Come on, I've told you this. -I know. 106 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:27,007 You're too easy to tease, Wilson. 107 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:30,177 Crackpots have to have a sense of humor. 108 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,262 Take it from me. 109 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,389 (both chuckle) 110 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,559 Thanks. Thanks, Dad. 111 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,770 Don't forget to have a good time. 112 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,772 WILSON: Mm-hmm. Yeah. 113 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,462 (whispers): Okay. Okay. 114 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:11,969 Okay, okay, okay. 115 00:09:15,138 --> 00:09:17,224 (panting) 116 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,561 Shit. 117 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,281 (straining) 118 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,258 You couldn't go to the climate rally 119 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,010 and call it your good deed? 120 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,470 Rallies don't work. 121 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,180 They make us feel better about doing nothing. 122 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:00,726 Samantha Gloria Steinem Jawalsky, that is not true. 123 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,187 We protest agriculture policy after half of Africa starves. 124 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:07,232 We ration water after we drain our aquifers. 125 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:11,069 We debate climate change after the world is on fire. 126 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,781 I want to do something ahead of time for once. 127 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:18,327 Besides, I think they'd be kind of lost without me. 128 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,578 I know the feeling. 129 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,455 (clicks tongue) Aw. 130 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,457 (chuckles) 131 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,711 My save-the-world girl. 132 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,882 REPORTER: The fires have destroyed more than 40,000 acres 133 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:35,177 and counting, with just ten percent contained amidst... 134 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:38,722 REPORTER 2: And it's estimated that 390 billion tons 135 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:42,351 of glacier ice are melting each year, 136 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,394 a crisis that ultimately threatens 137 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,855 every coastal city in the world. 138 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:48,982 REPORTER 3: ...is experiencing a flu outbreak 139 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:51,401 that has so far killed four children. 140 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:54,613 All victims were students at a local... 141 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,656 (cartoon music playing over TV) 142 00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,248 (indistinct chatter) 143 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,758 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 144 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,344 ♪ I'm a good guy for a gal ♪ 145 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,554 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 146 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,807 ♪ So won't you look my palm over? ♪ 147 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,934 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 148 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,144 ♪ I've got time for a chat ♪ 149 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,522 -♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo... ♪ -Yeah! 150 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,441 ♪ So won't you tell me my future? ♪ 151 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:33,485 (indistinct shouting) 152 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,489 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 153 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,908 ♪ I'm gonna break down at 50 ♪ 154 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,993 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 155 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,121 ♪ And I'm not quite a stallion ♪ 156 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,331 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 157 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,792 ♪ I'm a good guy for a gal ♪ 158 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,044 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 159 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:54,381 ♪ And I'm mentally slipping ♪ 160 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:56,716 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 161 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,718 ♪ What's that you see? ♪ 162 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:03,306 ♪ Oh, boy, find out what's up with me ♪ 163 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:05,600 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah ♪ 164 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:07,811 ♪ What's that you see? ♪ 165 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:12,399 ♪ Tell me more of what's gonna be ♪ 166 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:14,317 ♪ If you're friends with P ♪ 167 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,194 ♪ Well, then, you're friends with me ♪ 168 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,863 ♪ If you're down with P ♪ 169 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,158 ♪ Well, then, you're down with me ♪ 170 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,617 ♪ Friends of P ♪ 171 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,245 ♪ Ooh-ooh, hoo, hoo ♪ 172 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,497 ♪ Friends of P. ♪ 173 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,958 Here's Jessica Hyde. 174 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,960 She's kind of cute. 175 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,795 Totally cute. 176 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,840 Whoa. Careful with the merchandise. 177 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,345 Okay, who's got the vodka? 178 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,015 -Finally. -(laughter) 179 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,606 -(door opens) -"Wilson... 180 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,900 -Wilson"? -Not a title. 181 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,526 Just my name. 182 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,448 Please sit. 183 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:05,577 (mutters): Just...? Yeah. 184 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,165 Hey. 185 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:12,709 Hi. 186 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:18,507 (indistinct chatter, laughter) 187 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:23,094 You guys having a... you having a rocking time? 188 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,055 I just came to party, too, but I thought, you know, 189 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,516 I'd come in and just take a look at this crap. 190 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,073 Uh, just-- just one page. 191 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,283 Uh, well-- Can...? 192 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,244 Sure. 193 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,333 WILSON: This is the original manuscript. 194 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,585 And how did you guys get ahold of it? 195 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,045 Through a collector. 196 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:58,964 Where'd the collector get it? 197 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,384 From the artist. 198 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,972 Really? Who's the artist? 199 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,349 -You know, we're on a schedule, so... -Oh. 200 00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:13,270 Just write down, uh, your contact info, your bid 201 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,605 and your room number right next to your name. 202 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:33,206 You got, um, you have a lot of interest? 203 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,209 It's like a pilgrimage for some. 204 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,613 You're late. 205 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:07,616 This car? I love her. (laughs) 206 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,618 But she's trouble. 207 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,037 '74 MG, four-cylinder. 208 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,622 You're very late. 209 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,624 And sometimes, she glitches. 210 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,917 She'll get us there in style, though. 211 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,214 I wanted to get there on time. 212 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,053 The only thing slowing us down now 213 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:32,265 is you standing in the road, not getting in the car. 214 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,317 (engine starts) 215 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,741 ♪ ♪ 216 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,576 (sighs) Okay. You ready? 217 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,287 -Yeah. Let's do it. -(blows raspberry) 218 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:01,419 -Please come in. -(chuckles): Oh. Watch your... 219 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,549 Please, come in. 220 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,717 Hey. How's it going? 221 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,469 Hi. 222 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,055 -Hi. Nice to meet you. -Thank you. 223 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,270 Wow. 224 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,357 (exhales) 225 00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:25,068 (moans) 226 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,237 -Uh-huh. -(knocking on door) 227 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,655 Have a seat. 228 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,491 (knocking on door) 229 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,868 -Come in. Sit down, just, right there. -Okay. 230 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,079 (knocking on door) 231 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,084 Actually, uh-- Please. 232 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,419 Where do I sign? 233 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,589 I got a couple websites, a couple .orgs, a couple .nets, 234 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:49,175 -if you want to join the list. -Yeah. -Sure. 235 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,887 Thank you. 236 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:53,972 OLIVIA: 237 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,932 Thank you. 238 00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:58,852 Oh, watch your head. 239 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,186 Thank you. 240 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,312 Great. Thank you. 241 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,564 Bye, ladies. 242 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,858 -Bye. -(laughter) 243 00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,777 (laughs) 244 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,699 -Hi. -Hi. 245 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,369 (exhales) 246 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,413 Wow. 247 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:26,504 BECKY: Good old Artemis. 248 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,882 Uh, I was actually wondering if there's anything 249 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,509 -involving, um, a molecule or a virus... -Oh... 250 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,345 Sorry, we can only show you one. 251 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,889 Could you just tell me if there's anything 252 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,266 to do with a molecule or a disease? 253 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,518 Uh, we can get your contact info, 254 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,771 and your room number and your bid. 255 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,564 We'll be in touch. 256 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,441 OLIVIA: Love your shirt, though. 257 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,401 "Stay Alive, Jessica Hyde." 258 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:53,573 Well, basically, I'm in love with a girl I only know online. 259 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,325 -Yeah, aren't we all? -Right, but, we're meeting 260 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,160 in 15 minutes, so I'm kind of freaking out. 261 00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,412 (laughs softly) 262 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,206 Is that what you're gonna wear? 263 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,208 -(door opens) -OLIVIA: Ian Ackerman? 264 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,293 Me. 265 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,340 Ta-da. (chuckles) 266 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,050 Is this the original? 267 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,094 -Yeah. -Yeah. 268 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:18,598 You guys are supporting a female hero. 269 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,145 Huh. 270 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,151 Wow. 271 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,569 OLIVIA: Here you go. 272 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,614 Thank you. (mouths) 273 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,115 (indistinct whispering) 274 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,534 I think this is our guy... 275 00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,577 (both laugh) 276 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,668 (camera clicks) 277 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,837 ETHAN: All right, uh, sorry. 278 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,549 Uh, just, uh, contact, room number and bid, 279 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,968 -next to your name. -Okay. Okay. 280 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,470 (exhales sharply) 281 00:18:57,512 --> 00:19:00,932 (mutters): Money, money, money, okay. 282 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:04,310 You guys aren't Harvest, are you? 283 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,771 Hmm? 284 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,275 Um... 285 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,526 Okay. 286 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,570 (indistinct chatter) 287 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:23,413 -Becky? -Not Becky. 288 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,664 Sorry. 289 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,094 ETHAN: Excuse me, sir? 290 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,555 Could I do a "Comic-Kaze"? 291 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,557 Open. 292 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,899 (chuckles) 293 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,650 Uh, excuse me? 294 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,404 Becky. 295 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,072 -Ian. -Yes. 296 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,532 -(laughs): Hi. -Hi. 297 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,743 -Wow. Hi. -Hi. 298 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,746 -You look just like I pictured. -Uh... 299 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,832 Average, or...? 300 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,792 No, no. Ian-y. 301 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,544 -I get that a lot. -(chuckles) 302 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:14,297 -Did you see it? Yes. Yes. -Yes. Yeah. You saw it, right? 303 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,966 -You know, it just made me want to see more. So... -Oh, I know. 304 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:19,594 -Did you want a drink? -Yes. I'm trying. (chuckles) 305 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,054 -Sir? -Failing... 306 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,264 Um, can I just have a beer? 307 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:24,390 Yeah, you know what? Could I actually trade 308 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,683 this in for a beer, too? 309 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,186 This is just way bluer than I was expecting. 310 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,605 Uh, here. 311 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,108 Mmm. 312 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,860 Oh, that's good. 313 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:39,614 -Thank you. -Two of those, please. 314 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,824 -When in Rome. (chuckles) -(laughs) 315 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,034 Um... 316 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,745 Um-- Oh, those-- Yeah, those guys. 317 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:48,623 -You know, I don't think that they know what they have. -No. 318 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,583 -Mm-mm. -Oh, but I actually was able to get a, uh... 319 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,961 You know what? I actually think panicking right now 320 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,462 is not gonna help, so... 321 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,464 Can we not talk Utopia? 322 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:57,924 Or not yet? 323 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,133 -Yeah. -Thank you. 324 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:01,135 -Cheers. (chuckles) -Cheers. 325 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,596 -Pow, boom. -(chuckles) 326 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:10,728 Hi. 327 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:27,662 (exhales) 328 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,377 What's your highest bid? 329 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,131 $5,000. 330 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,217 I can get you six. 331 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,137 Don't sell. 332 00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,139 I play competitive Risk. It's totally different. 333 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,099 -Competitive Risk? -Yes, it's competitive, okay? 334 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,517 -(laughs): How is that better? -It is a board game 335 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:51,436 of strategic conquest. 336 00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,272 -Oh, my God. -Takes a lifetime to master. 337 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,149 I'll teach you one day, but that's not it, either. 338 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,859 It's my job. 339 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,777 -You're not a writer. -No, I... 340 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,404 Well, not a paid one. 341 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,699 No, I, uh, I do mostly fanfic sort of stuff, so... 342 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,451 So, you're unemployed. 343 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,119 -No, I have a job... -That's okay, I don't hold... 344 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:12,832 I've got a job, but it's, uh, I sell gap insurance 345 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:16,002 to people who may or may not develop Lyme disease. 346 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:18,588 I basically spend all day on the phone 347 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,299 listening to people tell me about their ailments, so... 348 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,134 (laughs softly) 349 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,344 Sometimes it feels like everyone in the world is sick. 350 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,848 It's kind of depressing, actually. 351 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,395 (whispers): So, yeah... 352 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,814 So, yeah. Two cats, uh... 353 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:42,195 shitty job, lives with grandma. (chuckles) 354 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:44,197 So, uh, what about you? 355 00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:47,992 It's only fair. What's your secret? 356 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,660 -(sighs) -(exhales) 357 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,330 You're gonna freak. 358 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,587 I think Risk is boring as hell. 359 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,673 Take it back. 360 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,017 It's not about what's on the forums, you've been 361 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,477 on the forums too long. It's about the sequence 362 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:15,728 -of events. -The forums are where it's at. 363 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:17,396 LARRY: Jessica Hyde does karate. 364 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,816 AL: She's trained in jiujitsu. 365 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:24,779 Welcome. 366 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,365 Hello. 367 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,827 I'm Jimmy. I'm dressed as Jessica Hyde, clearly. 368 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,829 Her dad was a genius scientist. 369 00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,872 But Mr. Rabbit forced him to make unspeakable diseases... 370 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,916 -Well, I... -...or else Mr. Rabbit would kill Jessica. 371 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,418 Yeah, so now they're on the run being chased by the Harvest. 372 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:41,254 -DAVID: I'm Artemis. -LARRY: Not supposed to be purple. 373 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:42,880 -DAVID: It's violet. -Whatever. 374 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,633 Ebola. 375 00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:47,635 MERS. 376 00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:49,303 Zika. 377 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,140 Someone is taking diseases and weaponizing them. 378 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,058 Loosing them upon us, 379 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,269 and you guys are obsessing over stories? 380 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,396 Guys, Jessica Hyde isn't real. 381 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,649 But you know what is real? The diseases hidden in Dystopia. 382 00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,651 Oh, God, you're one of those, huh? 383 00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:05,486 -"Signs and portents." -(laughter) 384 00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,196 "It all has to mean something." 385 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:10,074 SAMANTHA: It does mean something. 386 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,786 What does this look like? 387 00:24:16,164 --> 00:24:17,582 Anyone? 388 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,458 (quietly): Uganda. 389 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,669 -I mean, sometimes a leaf is just... -SAMANTHA: Uganda. 390 00:24:21,711 --> 00:24:25,548 It is a perfect Uganda-shaped leaf. 391 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:30,928 And, look. Eight on this branch, one on this one. 392 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:34,932 Eight infected, one dead in Uganda. 393 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,310 2014, the Marburg virus. 394 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,728 MAN (whispers): Are, like, real chicks 395 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,062 -into this stuff, too, now? -I guess... 396 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:43,316 Okay. And, look, these shapes in the water. 397 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,193 Up in the air. What do these look like? 398 00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:47,445 WILSON: Yellow vesper bats. 399 00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:49,488 (people murmuring) 400 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:53,367 The primary disease vector in the Uganda outbreak. 401 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:56,037 -Exactly. -LARRY: I've got to get to the Antlerman panel. 402 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,081 -Oh, yeah. -She's just a conspiracy whacko. 403 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:00,708 -Yeah. -Look, this is all cute and everything, 404 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:02,835 but we really wanted to get in and talk about the mythology. 405 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:04,545 SAMANTHA: You want a conspiracy? 406 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:07,882 A few decades ago, 407 00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:10,718 somehow, a group of you fucking boy assholes 408 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:14,013 managed to trick the world into believing that comic books 409 00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:16,933 were serious fucking literature, and now you all 410 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,392 get to sit around 411 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:20,269 and Joseph Campbell the fucking day away 412 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:23,814 on your spoo-stained papasans, stewing in the violence, 413 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,275 masturbating over the meta-metaphors, 414 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,152 pretending that you're valid, but you know what? 415 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:31,113 It doesn't make you smart or deep to debate 416 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:34,242 what kind of martial arts that Artemis performs. 417 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:38,829 Guys, this shit is about life. 418 00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,457 Guys, this shit is about doing something, 419 00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:45,127 not talking about cartoons doing something. 420 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,922 (quietly): Exactly. 421 00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:51,175 (cheering, laughter) 422 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,385 IAN (exhales): Oh, my God. 423 00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:54,011 -Oh... -I remember Antlerman. 424 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,430 Oh-- I have never been a fan of the superhero crap. 425 00:25:56,472 --> 00:26:00,393 -What? -There's enough alpha males in the world as it is. 426 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:04,146 But Utopia, see... See, that's different. 427 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,983 And I really want us to get that. 428 00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:08,401 I think we could solve it. 429 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:11,237 Yeah, if there is anything to solve. 430 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,531 Ian, you sound like a doubter. What are you talking about? 431 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,157 -No. No, no, no. -(exclaims) Hooks! 432 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,410 Of course there is something to solve. 433 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:21,080 -I'm not a doubter, it's just... -(laughs): Wow. 434 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:23,457 I don't know, I get nervous because after Sam, 435 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:26,419 you're, like, the Dystopia expert, so... 436 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,421 Oh, no, that's not true. There's Wilson. 437 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,923 -He's an encyclopedia. -Yeah. Well, Wilson's just... 438 00:26:30,965 --> 00:26:32,383 -Wilson. -...on a whole other level. 439 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,260 It's ridicul-- I'm pretty sure he's a computer. 440 00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:36,512 (laughs) 441 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:38,139 Did he make you submit the background check 442 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,974 -before he gave you his address? -He-- Yes. Yes. 443 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:43,394 "Because it is a weird world and you may be one of the weirdos." 444 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:47,982 I appreciated... the honesty. 445 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:50,026 Is it me? 446 00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:56,449 It's you. 447 00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:59,285 Antlerman, bitches! 448 00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:00,494 Come on. 449 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:02,371 (laughs): Come on, come on. 450 00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,292 -Oh, my God. -(chuckles) 451 00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:08,252 I'm-I'm drunk. 452 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:11,172 -Do you have a girlfriend? -What? No. 453 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:12,840 No. I... 454 00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:17,261 I've just been waiting to hear what your story was. 455 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:20,806 For almost a year? 456 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,059 I would have waited two years. 457 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,730 I'm glad you didn't. 458 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,201 OLIVIA: He's the one to go back to. 459 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,536 Anyone who pretends that hard to be that uninterested 460 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,747 is super interested. 461 00:27:44,789 --> 00:27:46,582 Well, what about the "don't sell" girl? 462 00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:49,085 OLIVIA: Always bet on the nerd. 463 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,920 He'll go higher. 464 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:53,339 WOMAN: (chuckles) They're all nerds. 465 00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:56,133 I'd like to preempt all bidding and leave with this. 466 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,305 Now. 467 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,140 Cool. 468 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,352 Uh, just need your name, contact and bid. 469 00:28:09,522 --> 00:28:11,232 $20,000. 470 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,532 How's that? 471 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,286 (laughs softly) 472 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:26,330 (indistinct chatter) 473 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:31,460 IAN: Oh, that's got to be him. 474 00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:33,129 -Should we go? -Yeah. 475 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:35,172 Let's go say hi. 476 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:45,724 Becky, Ian. 477 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:48,185 -S-Samantha. -Where have you guys been? 478 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:51,439 I mean, uh, hi. 479 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,983 -Hi. -Hey. -Hey. Come sit down. 480 00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:55,526 -Uh, now that they're here... -Yeah. Oh, my God. 481 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:57,736 Okay, so now that you guys are here-- Sit down. 482 00:28:57,778 --> 00:29:01,323 Um, wait, actually, before we start, 483 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:06,036 let's just take a second and think about how cool this is. 484 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,667 (laughs) 485 00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:14,628 Okay, truth time? I told them I could get them $6,000. 486 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:15,838 Can we do that? 487 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,757 You said to bid $500. 488 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,427 $500 is actually m-more than I have. 489 00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:24,305 -Yeah, I can't give more. -$6,000 is, like, a car. 490 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:26,140 Fuck. 491 00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:28,350 -We need to get Utopia. -WILSON: Mm-hmm. 492 00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:31,020 I mean, what I s-- 493 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:34,315 What I saw today, guys, it's big. 494 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:37,818 Okay, so basically, we're short $4,000. 495 00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:40,779 We need Grant. 496 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:43,199 (cheering, laughter) 497 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:49,788 I-I'm here for Utopia. 498 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:51,248 Oh, um... 499 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,958 I'm sorry, sweetie. I sold it. 500 00:29:56,378 --> 00:29:59,757 Uh... I just wanted one look at it. 501 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,134 I came all the way from Kansas City. 502 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:05,346 ETHAN: Hey, Olivia, do we have any more champagne? 503 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,139 The guy's name is Phillip Carson. 504 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:08,807 He's in the penthouse. 505 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,726 -Maybe he'll let you have a look. -What... 506 00:30:10,768 --> 00:30:11,977 -Good luck. -Oh, wait... 507 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:13,729 OLIVIA: Just saw the cutest kid. 508 00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:16,482 ♪ ♪ 509 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,526 (indistinct chatter) 510 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:40,130 -GRANT: Hi. -Oh, hi. Are you an Umi fan? 511 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,174 I hope you have fun. 512 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,512 GRANT: Hi. 513 00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:49,807 Uh, I lost my keycard and I can't find my dad. 514 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,017 Uh-oh. What's your room number? 515 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,853 Uh, the penthouse? 516 00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:58,107 What name is the reservation under? 517 00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:00,693 My dad's name is Phillip Carson. 518 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,406 We're supposed to ask for I.D. 519 00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,825 Oh. 520 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,076 Um... 521 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:14,164 This is all I got. 522 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:29,680 (keycard swipes, beeps) 523 00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:31,932 -There you go. -Thank you so much. 524 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:34,351 You're welcome. 525 00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:51,285 What a large number of silly people. 526 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,413 Disturbing. 527 00:31:57,207 --> 00:32:01,337 I find it sort of... wonderful. 528 00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:08,302 -To Utopia! -(Ian shushes) 529 00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:09,970 (whispers): Oh. To Utopia. 530 00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:11,555 (laughs) 531 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,475 So what do you think Grant's deal is? 532 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:17,519 Don't know. No background check, not staying with me. 533 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:20,356 -(laughs) -His photo shoot ran late. 534 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,860 -(stifled laugh) -(chuckles): What? 535 00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:26,945 WILSON: Well, hold on, wait. You really believe 536 00:32:26,987 --> 00:32:31,116 that he's a photographer to the stars? 537 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:32,826 IAN: My bet, Grant's 538 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:35,788 a middle-aged middle manager-type with a... 539 00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:37,206 wife he doesn't really like 540 00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:38,499 and a life that makes him a little sad. 541 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:39,875 BECKY: Guys, 542 00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:42,586 -why would he lie, though? -Uh, because people 543 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:44,421 are never happy with who they really are. 544 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:46,465 That's not true. 545 00:32:46,507 --> 00:32:48,634 Oh, okay. Uh... 546 00:32:48,676 --> 00:32:50,219 -Sam. -Mm-hmm? 547 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,971 Did you enjoy that Maroon 5 concert you went to last March? 548 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,557 -(laughs) -I-- T-That was for a friend. 549 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:57,017 -Ah, okay. Ian. -(laughs) 550 00:32:57,059 --> 00:32:58,602 Nice fan fiction, dude. 551 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:01,146 Sensitive man's take on the zombie apocalypse. 552 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:03,857 How did you even find that? That was, like, five years ago. 553 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,818 -(laughs) -You know, that's weird 554 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:07,528 -that you even know that. -(laughs) 555 00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:08,570 WILSON: And Becky. 556 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:10,698 Uh, you... 557 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:18,539 You're as nice as you seem. 558 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,957 So far. 559 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:23,210 -(chuckles) -What about you? 560 00:33:23,252 --> 00:33:26,630 -Wilson Wilson? -Me? I love who I am. I'm rad. 561 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,799 (laughs) 562 00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:31,051 "Rad." (laughs) 563 00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:34,513 Okay. To rad Wilson! 564 00:33:34,555 --> 00:33:35,931 ALL: To rad Wilson. 565 00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:37,599 I'll drink to that. 566 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,601 (laughter, excited chatter) 567 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,608 -Okay, wait, now... -(laughing) 568 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,485 -(knocking on door) -He looks cute. 569 00:33:48,527 --> 00:33:50,529 Uh, hold on. 570 00:33:56,994 --> 00:33:59,204 We're here for Utopia. 571 00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:02,124 It's been sold. Sorry. 572 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,001 (door thuds, creaks) 573 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,086 Who did you sell it to? 574 00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:09,423 Some guy who made an appointment during business hours 575 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:12,342 and had enough money to buy it. 576 00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:14,970 -What are you doing? -ETHAN: Hey. 577 00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:16,346 (door closes) 578 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:17,681 Who did you sell it to? 579 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,183 Hey, guys? This is a... 580 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:21,852 This is a private party. 581 00:34:22,895 --> 00:34:26,231 Uh... a guy. Just, a guy. 582 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:31,862 Who else has seen Utopia? 583 00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:35,824 Whoa. 584 00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:38,368 -(Olivia exhales) -Who else? 585 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:40,704 They've all seen it. 586 00:34:41,955 --> 00:34:44,625 This is a complete list? 587 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:46,835 Well, we-we can, we-we can just get it back. 588 00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:53,509 No worries. 589 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:10,901 All right. 590 00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:13,779 So I'm going to be giving you a shot. 591 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:16,573 All of you. Put you out for a bit. 592 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,785 And we will take your money. 593 00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:24,748 -So it's just a robbery? -Mm-hmm. 594 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:27,209 You'll wake up with a hangover. 595 00:35:27,251 --> 00:35:29,336 A little less than this will give you. 596 00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:34,424 Arms out. I'll be quick. 597 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,513 (laughs nervously) 598 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,728 I can shoot you, or I can knock you out. 599 00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,355 I prefer nonviolence. 600 00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:50,941 Arms out. 601 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,361 Come on. 602 00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:00,909 (whimpers) 603 00:36:00,951 --> 00:36:03,036 Just a little pinch. 604 00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:08,625 There. 605 00:36:11,253 --> 00:36:12,838 (crying) 606 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,840 -Please don't. -Give me your arm. 607 00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:16,300 Please. 608 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:18,969 I'm scared. 609 00:36:20,012 --> 00:36:22,973 It's okay. 610 00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:24,433 Do you really think they'd swab our arms 611 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:25,642 if they were gonna hurt us? 612 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,352 It's okay. 613 00:36:27,394 --> 00:36:29,396 ROD: Good girl. 614 00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:54,338 Love you. 615 00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:05,432 (whimpers) 616 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:17,611 (cries) 617 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,835 Let's set the scene. 618 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:42,052 (beep, lock clicks) 619 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,268 Sweet. 620 00:37:59,528 --> 00:38:01,405 ANCHOR: Now we move to our main story. 621 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:05,867 A lethal and fast-moving flu that has now shockingly killed 622 00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:09,788 18 children at Daniel Lee Elementary in Moody, Alabama 623 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,957 and infected children at Grace Hawkins Elementary 624 00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:13,750 in Collins, Mississippi. 625 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,252 The children began exhibiting fatigue and high fevers 626 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,838 late Friday afternoon, 627 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:20,507 -and many were imm... -WOMAN: We believe the future of food... 628 00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:22,634 ♪ To make the hood go crazy ♪ 629 00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:25,595 ♪ On the interstate doing 180 ♪ 630 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:27,639 ♪ Huh, she said, "Do it for me, baby" ♪ 631 00:38:27,681 --> 00:38:30,726 ♪ Took a double shot and then we all went crazy ♪ 632 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:33,020 ♪ White girls go crazy ♪ 633 00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:35,313 ♪ Black girls go crazy ♪ 634 00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:37,566 ♪ College girls go crazy ♪ 635 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:40,318 ♪ This type of shit to make the hood go crazy ♪ 636 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,030 ♪ This Kan' City, shit's ran gritty, in the summertime ♪ 637 00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:45,115 ♪ The chicks be damn pretty, born in the projects ♪ 638 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:47,284 ♪ Then to the Ville ♪ 639 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,453 ♪ Then I did a deal with Travis and made mills ♪ 640 00:38:49,494 --> 00:38:52,497 ♪ This a celebration, got they hands up like whoa ♪ 641 00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:54,499 ♪ See a bad bitch like, oh ♪ 642 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,169 ♪ This whole damn city fucking go ♪ 643 00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,672 -♪ But this is how the hood go crazy in the Mo ♪ -(door beeps) 644 00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:02,883 ♪ This the type of shit to make the hood go crazy ♪ 645 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:05,010 ♪ On the interstate doing 180 ♪ 646 00:39:05,052 --> 00:39:07,345 ♪ Huh, she said, "Do it for me, baby" ♪ 647 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:10,057 ♪ Took a double shot and then we all went crazy ♪ 648 00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:12,309 -WOMAN: You're naughty. -CARSON: Yeah? You like bad boys? 649 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:15,854 -Tonight I do. (chuckles) -♪ Black girls go crazy ♪ 650 00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:17,773 -♪ College girls go crazy ♪ -I've never seen a penthouse. 651 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:19,983 ♪ This the type of shit to make the hood go crazy ♪ 652 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,197 What do you do again? 653 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:31,161 (knocking on door) 654 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,000 Hmm. 655 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,757 ♪ Hello, I want to par-ty, you want to par-ty ♪ 656 00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:48,261 ♪ We need to par-ty, let's have a par-ty, let me get up... ♪ 657 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,983 We'd like the Utopia manuscript. 658 00:40:04,194 --> 00:40:05,737 Is this some cosplay shit? 659 00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:07,739 What are you supposed to be? 660 00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:10,367 Captain Asshat? 661 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,369 -(chuckles) -(titters) 662 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,038 (laughs) 663 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,290 (both laughing) 664 00:40:18,542 --> 00:40:20,043 Ah, that's good. 665 00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,586 That's good. (chuckles) 666 00:40:32,389 --> 00:40:34,558 (screaming) 667 00:40:38,562 --> 00:40:40,814 (whimpering) 668 00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:47,821 We'd like the Utopia manuscript. 669 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,657 CARSON: Fuck no. 670 00:40:50,699 --> 00:40:52,450 (screams) 671 00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:55,078 It's in the... it's in the fucking bedroom. 672 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,621 It's in the fucking bedroom. 673 00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:05,755 (Carson groaning) 674 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,390 ♪ ♪ 675 00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:32,782 (inhales sharply) 676 00:41:32,824 --> 00:41:37,120 (exhales) We lost him when he made the doors. 677 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:40,624 1974 MG. 678 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:41,833 (exhales) 679 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:45,420 We'll contain what we can. 680 00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:47,881 I'm sorry. 681 00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:04,564 (whimpering) 682 00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:13,114 He touched that, right there. 683 00:42:18,245 --> 00:42:21,665 And... here. 684 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:25,252 Call Home. 685 00:42:31,967 --> 00:42:33,343 Hey. It's Rod. 686 00:42:33,385 --> 00:42:35,345 I need mental health screens 687 00:42:35,387 --> 00:42:38,848 -on the following names... -(moans) No, no, no... 688 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,058 (panting) 689 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:42,894 ROD: "Wilson Wilson, 690 00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:45,272 -"Bill Schiffman... -(Carson groaning) 691 00:42:45,313 --> 00:42:46,982 "Donald Resnick... 692 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:49,025 (yelling) 693 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:52,612 (gasping) 694 00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:54,364 Come on, man. No-- come on. 695 00:42:54,406 --> 00:42:56,074 Hey, hey. Hey, man... 696 00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:58,451 -ROD: "Becky Todd. -(whimpering) 697 00:42:58,493 --> 00:43:00,245 Wade Rogers." 698 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:04,874 Uh, "Josh Chandelier." 699 00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:10,255 No, I don't know, just spell it like it sounds. 700 00:43:10,297 --> 00:43:12,299 ("B.L.O.S.S.O.M." by Komeda playing) 701 00:43:15,010 --> 00:43:17,178 ♪ ♪ 702 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,014 JOSH: Hold on. 703 00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:21,725 ARBY: Josh Chandler? 704 00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:24,686 Here I go by the name StarWeaver... 705 00:43:24,728 --> 00:43:26,313 ♪ Go berserk, let it work ♪ 706 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:30,066 ♪ Now go, do the right thing ♪ 707 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:33,361 -♪ Go berserk, let it work, now go ♪ -(knocking on door) 708 00:43:33,403 --> 00:43:34,988 ♪ Do the right thing... ♪ 709 00:43:35,030 --> 00:43:37,157 -ARBY: Donald Resnick? -Yeah. 710 00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:40,994 (knocking on door) 711 00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:44,414 ARBY: David Villareal? 712 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:50,420 ♪ Go berserk, let it work... ♪ 713 00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:53,715 -Nikolai Loveikis? -♪ Go, do the right thing ♪ 714 00:43:53,757 --> 00:43:55,842 ♪ Go berserk, let it work... ♪ 715 00:43:55,884 --> 00:43:57,635 -Alex Sherman? -Yeah. 716 00:43:57,677 --> 00:44:01,139 ♪ Do the right thing, B-L-O... ♪ 717 00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:02,432 Al Arroyo? 718 00:44:02,474 --> 00:44:04,601 -(giggles) -♪ Do the right thing ♪ 719 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,727 (knocking on door) 720 00:44:05,769 --> 00:44:07,187 ♪ B-L-O... ♪ 721 00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:08,480 (knocking on door) 722 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:09,689 ♪ Do the right thing... ♪ 723 00:44:09,731 --> 00:44:10,815 (knocking on door) 724 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,776 Wade Rogers? 725 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:14,444 What? 726 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:17,238 (knocking on door) 727 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,199 Who is it? 728 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,410 (thuds) 729 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:26,581 ♪ B-L-O-S-S-O-M ♪ 730 00:44:26,623 --> 00:44:29,334 ♪ Do the right thing... ♪ 731 00:44:29,376 --> 00:44:30,960 Oh. 732 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:34,005 Room 412 has a history of mental illness. 733 00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:36,424 (knocking on door) 734 00:44:36,466 --> 00:44:38,468 -ARBY: Jimmy Raffetto? -Yeah, that's me. 735 00:44:39,928 --> 00:44:42,472 Hmm. Great view. 736 00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:44,891 ♪ B-L-O-S-S-O-M... ♪ 737 00:44:44,933 --> 00:44:46,643 (music stops abruptly) 738 00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:03,159 That didn't go too badly. 739 00:45:06,413 --> 00:45:09,582 We're missing four who saw it. 740 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:12,127 We're missing the boy who has it. 741 00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:17,257 We need to erase security footage 742 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:21,386 from floors two through five, seven, nine and penthouse. 743 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:29,018 Samantha J., Ian Ackerman, 744 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,312 Becky Todd. 745 00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:34,649 I want to know why Wilson Wilson was so important to her. 746 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,535 And we'll need to go Home 747 00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:48,204 and get some reliable transportation. 748 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:52,959 Because now... I need my tools. 749 00:45:57,130 --> 00:46:00,800 Should we grab some refreshment before we press on? 750 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:03,678 I mean, of course it did, it's done by the same artist. 751 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,388 She's not picking up. 752 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:06,973 But bidding is closed now anyway, 753 00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:10,602 so there's no point in waiting around. 754 00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:13,229 Oh. I can't drink any more beer. 755 00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:15,648 Wilson, did we all pass our background checks? 756 00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,567 Can we please go drink where it's cheap? 757 00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:19,569 I mean, it's the least you could do 758 00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:21,029 after making us all look human. 759 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:22,572 -IAN: Yes. Yes. -Mm-mm. 760 00:46:22,614 --> 00:46:25,992 -Please. Please, can we stay at your place? -Please? 761 00:46:26,034 --> 00:46:28,036 Rad Wilson! 762 00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:29,412 ALL: Rad Wilson! 763 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,873 -Rad Wilson! -Cool. 764 00:46:31,915 --> 00:46:33,416 -Really? -Yeah. 765 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:34,876 ALL: Yeah! 766 00:46:34,918 --> 00:46:36,836 -To Wilson's house. -So exciting. 767 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:03,446 ♪ ♪ 768 00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,332 (gasping weakly) 769 00:47:18,795 --> 00:47:22,298 OLIVIA (quietly): Help. 770 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:25,552 Please h-help. 771 00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:34,310 Where is Utopia? 772 00:47:35,728 --> 00:47:39,357 They gave us shots. (groans) 773 00:47:39,399 --> 00:47:41,442 Where is Utopia? 774 00:47:43,236 --> 00:47:46,322 (quietly): Poison. 775 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:48,658 (groans) 776 00:47:53,246 --> 00:47:56,207 Where is Utopia? 777 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,460 Why? 778 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,382 ("Me and the Devil" by Gil Scott-Heron playing) 779 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:19,439 Because I'm Jessica Hyde. 780 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,608 ♪ ♪ 781 00:48:29,699 --> 00:48:33,494 (door opens, closes) 782 00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:35,121 ♪ Early this morning ♪ 783 00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:42,128 ♪ When you knocked upon my door ♪ 784 00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:47,008 ♪ Early this morning ♪ 785 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:51,346 ♪ When you knocked upon ♪ 786 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:53,765 ♪ My door ♪ 787 00:48:56,476 --> 00:49:00,813 ♪ And I say, "Hello, Satan ♪ 788 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:05,026 ♪ I believe it's time to go" ♪ 789 00:49:08,321 --> 00:49:09,614 ♪ Me and the Devil ♪ 790 00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:16,454 ♪ Walking side by side ♪ 791 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:21,125 ♪ Me and the Devil ♪ 792 00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:27,757 ♪ Walking side by side ♪ 793 00:49:31,219 --> 00:49:35,264 ♪ And I'm gonna see my woman ♪ 794 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:38,685 ♪ Till I get satisfied. ♪ 795 00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:40,728 ♪ ♪ 55955